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why he said he wanted an electrified fence across the mexican border. >> let me say it was a joke. some people don't think it w good joke. it's probably not a should make if you are andidate. apologize if you offended >> jon: you can catch more his comedy stylings on the nex tone deaf comedy jam. he apologizes for thene more sentence and then says this. >> i apologize for combine combination of a fence that might electified. i'm not walking away from that. [ laughter ] >> jon: he proposes poll sit same way a teenage guy hits a girl. we shouldt.kei'm just joking unless you think we should make out. [ laughter ] perry's birther embrac mexican fence bug zapper iattern is emerging. see if you can spot it. >> i had a mother come up to me. she me her little daughter vaccine, that inje from mental retardation thereafter.

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it's called a tu, (bleep). [ laughter ]cond of all. sex with the duck is consensual, then i would say yes, he is pat robertson, the guy who said all ogs we showed you is telli tone itld be like facebook saying to you, tmi. [ laughter ] that's i lingo for too much information. [ laughter ] anyway. the question becomes why? why is pat robertson,sk!zaka, that crazy (bleep) guy,ublican presidential candidates to mode their rhetoric. >> i believe it was lyndon johnson that said don't these if they extreme position i'll lose the election. they'll make i can't win. they have to stop this. it's counter productive. >> jon: not that the things you are saying are wrong or policy or callus or crazy but that you're right, but let's

keep it our little secret. [ laughter ] is telling the g.o.p. field is this: if you tell people what we honestly believe, an electoral mority of of those people will freak the (bleep) out. he is saying the firstf right clu talk about club. by the way -- [cheers and applause] -- i want to clear -- [cheers and applause] the second rule right club, the consents. [ laughter ] back. [ laughter ]>> welcome back.

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involved in this. >> jon: you talk about the book and people interviewed about his reality distortion. >> totally. >> jon: that he creates this of you can -- he convinces himself and other people they they did think were he basically tellso. can code this in days, not fourit the reality is in the old days of apple doing the first mac.de thing wozniak and others say he ended upping be right. people to things simply by making them believe they could do the >> jon: a realing in the book steve jobs cries. >> he is awesomelys the biggest surprise to >> jon: he is a weep >> i was with him once and he was tellingow if you rem think different ads, here is the crazy ones, the people who the world and the people who are crazy enough to t. >> jon: was an ad with a gentleman who was a pc and was a pc was a terribly unlikable fellow. good ad. >> he is reading me that script. i looked up and he is cryd excuse me butust get emotional.

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