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to keep getting the upper hand. that could change. we'll look at the ramifications of this for you, your money and your life because we care enough to come in on a weekend that will have beautiful weather. that's just what we do. ♪ >> jesse: hello, everyone. i am jesse watters along with dan mangino, greg gutfeld, dagen mcdowell, it is 5:00 in new york city. and this is "the five" ." are you ready for witch hunt 2.0? get ready, because that's what the democrats are gearing up for. after mueller's testimony failed to deliver the knockout blow to trump's presidency that they promised, nancy pelosi and her pals are revealing their new plans to go after president trump president trump. >> we are filing an application for the material underlying the mueller report. we will shake testimony and key
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witnesses and to investigate the president's misconduct. >> it was clear to me yesterday he did not follow the money. so somebody needs to do the investigation into money laundering. we are having a rigorous debate about whether we need to go on investigation to impeachment. >> simply trying to run out the clock on this? >> that is not true. i'm not trying to run out the clock. >> jesse: moments ago from the oval office, president trump was fired up and sounding off on the endless investigations. >> i think it is a disgrace what the democrats are doing. all they want to do is impede. they want to investigate. they want to go fishing. and i watch bob mueller. and they have nothing. if these people are clowns. the democrats are clowns. they are being left out all over the world. and i watch this morning, i watch nancy pelosi try to get through that with the performance that robert mueller put on where i don't think he
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ever read the document. and it said no collusion. they don't even talk about that. so there was no crime. they said, well, there was no crime, but he obstructed. how do you obstruct if there is no crime? it was a phony crime that they put on. the crime was what they put on. >> jesse: clowns, greg. >> greg: yes, clowns. what else can you call them? you look at the media, they expected, let's make a deal. they expected a shiny corvette behind door number one. when the curtain pulled back it was an inflatable doll. nothing there for them. and then they are saying some of the media is saying it is a mixed bag. yes, a mixed bag of dog, cat, and horse. they can't take the l, what this was a great week four was normal people, meaning people not prone to hysterics or emotional vendettas. you can watch this with a
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detached observer. this could go one way or the other. but your whole life is not hanging on at the way that it does with morning joe. as if they are having public nervous breakdowns over this. if they went the other way, we would get on with her life. we would have dinner, feel bad one way or another because we support the president. we don't want their hysteria to be proven true. but now you see the democrats in the media redoubling their efforts after this failure, redoubling the efforts for impeachment. but imagine if we are hearing what was good for them, what would they have done? if it is bad for them, what are they doing? they would have had torches and tar and feathers. >> jesse: it would've been pitchforks at 1600, dan. they tried to frame him and investigate them, they failed. what else can they do? >> dan: guys, ladies, have some dignity. isn't this embarrassing? greg, they are throwing stuff at
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the wall right now. first it was collusion, than it was a hoax, than it was money laundering. next it will be felonious mowbray. piracy on the open sea. jaywalking after -- aggravated jaywalking. we are talking about it in the green room, don't do it. i said to greg, can you take the l? you lost. nobody has to read my lips, every republican sees it, big loss, should not have read my lips, the democrats, listen, i am giving you free political advice, i know what it is like. i lost when i ran for office. to take the l, the case is over. he is right. >> greg: i don't think you should have accepted the loss. >> dan: this is for a reason. >> capri: hanging chad's and dimpled chads, i will chime in on getting free political advice as a democrat at the table on friday afternoon. i have been saying this until i am blue in the face.
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the american people have investigation fatigue and when they go down this path where they will not give up and they are focused more on trying to get at the president and on important policy issues that will help them win the midterm elections, we set ourselves up to be the greatest adversary for trump, because we are playing into his hand. we are saying we all have trump derangement syndrome and he will say, c, c, c. that distracts. but unfortunately there are some democrats that have not gotten the memo, if they don't get it soon, the clock is ticking and we will be in not a great position to take on trump in just a few months. >> jesse: there are so many committees in the house, this was just one oversight committee, intel committee. and that's all the media is focused on and democrats are focused on. they can't walk and chew gum at the same time. they can't do infrastructure for health care, asylum, can't do anything except for this. >> dagen: the problem is that
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they only talk and listen to people who wear make up for a living, no offense, jesse. >> jesse: it's only a little blush. >> dagen: but he is talking about regular folks. and that is one thing that the democrats and people on other networks don't understand is his ability to talk to regular folks in the country. and we are mad and he is ranting and raving, but you know what, people at home would be too. i would hold a grudge if somebody wed after me and tried to destroy me. i would be chafed, chapped, and white-hot mad about it. then followed by all this not nosed brats who have hated trump his whole life and always wanted to take him down. i would be as furious as he is. and this ferocity has worked for him. the percentage of people who oppose impeachment has continued to go up. almost two-thirds of people in the survey. and the percentage in favor has gone down. so again --
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>> capri: nancy pelosi is trying to slow walk it no matter what. >> jesse: i wonder what it would be like if he did not have the two-year investigation holding over his head, because he had a poll come out in "the washington post" at 47%. that is an all-time high in that poll before the mueller hearing. and the fox news poll that had the approval for the economy at decade high. this is pretty good stuff right now. and now we will come into a recess where everybody goes home. i think he will look even better. >> dan: this was a heavy anchor around his neck. what is ironic about this is boomerang on the democrats, and they have no capacity for self reflection. i think it was david gergen on the other networks, nobody watches outside of the airport, he said something, passively watching, he said, listen. we are not really open to the republicans argument here. and they have been studying the case for a long time. that's why we are unprepared. and everybody over there at the airport was shocked. maybe he is right?
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we have to withstand the attacks about the hoax, people at the table have done the homework. has you look into it it is all about the democrats and russia. >> jesse: that was the first time in the country, outside of fox news may be heard the name mentioned, fusion gps, glenn simpson's name. the dossier. they never heard that. and i don't think it has been covered by the foreign news networks. >> greg: it is more british collusion then russian, and to the credibility of the endeavor is gone. so maybe it is a pulitzer to investigate the investigation. because how did this move forward? how do people not see this coming? or did they know that mueller was not engaged in the investigation and were happy that he was not engaged, because they were doing other things. that would make a great story for a network. >> jesse: that is the point, because he said he had no idea what was going on in the investigation and it was run by clinton donors and clinton lawyers.
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you have to think that he is being investigated by his political opponent. this is not the nonpartisan investigation that the american people were told that it was. >> dagen: this is the risk that democrats took when they decided to go down the road to put all of the eggs in this basket and call mueller to testify in front of the committees. because 1 of 2 things would happen. if he did not explicitly say, yes, i would have charged him with a crime which was what they did not say. you know, they are going to lose. and so when it comes out that mueller was not as engaged in this process when he did not answer so many other questions i'm not going to get into this. i'm not going to get into this. it really hurt the democrats for putting all of the eggs in the basket. >> dagen: you know who never would've called bob mueller to testify? donald trump, he would have done research to find out that the guy should not be sitting in front of the public. but the democrats all talk to themselves and go, yeah, you are doing a great job.
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this is going to be a win. >> jesse: and now the investigators are going to be investigated. and for the first time the white house is on offense in regards to the probes up next, is nancy pelosi now sucking up to aoc after their meeting today? we will show you the video next. ♪ at visionworks, we guarantee you'll see great and look great. "guarantee". we say that too. you gotta use "these" because we don't mean it. if you don't love your glasses, we'll make it right. guaranteed. visionworks. see the difference. and i don't add trup the years.s. but what i do count on... is boost® delicious boost® high protein nutritional drink has 20 grams of protein, along with 26 essential vitamins and minerals. boost® high protein. be up for life. has been excellent. they really appreciate the military family
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but remember, aoc basically accused her of being a racist claiming she was singling out women of color. despite that nancy pelosi says they don't have any differences. >> do you think you were able to bury the hatchet? >> i don't think that there ever was any hatchet. >> causing you disrespectful. >> we are in a political arena. and we have our differences. respect that. we have a good meeting, and the congresswoman is a very gracious member of congress. if so we had a very positive conversation. >> dan: and here is aoc reacting. >> it was a positive meeting, and productive. i think the speaker respects you know, the fact that we are coming together as a party and that unity. and i am looking forward to us getting back. >> dan: [laughs] all right, i will go to you
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first. the democrat on the panel today. we have inside, outside. and everybody has talked about that, inside power, and outside power, i think aoc and the squad's power on both sides being dramatically overestimated. a zero new votes on the green new deal. she just has a good twitter take, am i reading this wrong? >> capri: number one, the inside game is not existent for the "squad." because they are able to move legislation or impact anything with the subsequent dialogue inside of congress. so there is that. the outside game is limited. they have a strong outside game amongst activist groups, but not in the dash not in the party at large, and certainly not in the american public at large. there is the difference. with the one thing that i do want to caution about aoc and the inside/outside game in the squad is that she talked about unity. and that is important if we want
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to win. even al sharpton said this, we have to focus on that and put our eyes on the prize. guess what, oh, no, i said guess what. so here's the thing though. i saw this play out in 2015 with the progressives. they care more about advancing the progressive agenda than the democrats winning. they said they are the same, good. i hope that they are the same and get their lesson. i hope they understand that unity is victory, but if past is prologue, i'm not so sure. >> dan: but jesse, the progressive agenda is a big loser. you cannot sell them 90% tax rates, getting rid of gassy cows, what is it, tunnels underneath the atlantic ocean. this is -- >> jesse: london. listen, nancy knows that. but aoc does not know that. that's why they had the meeting. this is all about unity, because what was the message? both of them said the same
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thing. it is about coming together coming unity and being positive. because right now nancy knows that the more divided the democrats are, the better it is for donald trump. the more divided in congress, the worse it is for the presidential candidate. so i bet that needs to nancy read her the riot act and said you better shut the dash up, or we will lose another election. because all the media is doing is covering our fighting, your squad gash, and you are giving a tremendous amount of fodder to the united states president. using you to raise money and fire up his base. cut it out and let's get on the same team. >> dan: you think they would've learned from the tea party, at the time i was a member of. i still align with the values they believe in. but it is clear to anyone looking, that the infighting with the republicans was layer. the democrats beat us back. you think the democrats would learn from that. it does not seem like they are. >> dagen: nancy pelosi knows,
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she is playing the long game. she has watched it all several times. she knows that she is margo channing. margo channing wins. these women, these young women, they are children. they are driven by instant gratification. and how many likes and retweets and viral videos they can come up with. they care more about what a stranger thinks about some video and what a stranger who cannot even vote for them who lives overseas things and people who actually live in this country. >> jesse: nancy is thinking about 2020, 2022, 2024, she is thinking about midterms and aoc is thinking about the weekend. >> dan: we have to be straight at the table, she has been on they are a long time. you don't want her on your bad side. >> greg: this is a win for aoc, her status rises by meeting with nancy pelosi alone. she did not meet with the other
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three. she just became beyonce leaving destiny's child. phil collins leaving genesis. remember? a couple of days ago. so that helps her. but this is a clashing of mindsets. and she believes that you can work with anyone you disagree with, because that is life. we deal with people we disagree with any move forward and make compromises. aoc is with the new guard where you do not just believe that the other side is wrong, but evil. you cannot work with somebody you consider to be evil or a nancy. once you call somebody a concentration camp guard, you cannot debate with them. i would defend nancy pelosi that she is part of the old ideology, but she allowed's the new ideology to fester in her own party. it should've been beaten back, the demonization. the demonizing people and calling them racist, sexist, homophobes. what you end up having is a
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♪ >> capri: in the wake of a string of water bucket attacks on new york city police, a fourth video has emerged, little kids shooting water guns at officers. one of them, one of the nypd units is saying enough is enough and demanding that the police commissioner resign. while there is a growing outrage of what is being called a total lack of respect towards law enforcement, a shocking video from last month is now getting attention. this one showing cops in atlanta being blasted by super soakers from a large crowd surrounding
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them. all right, i know this issue has fired people up, particularly you. somebody in law enforcement. i want to go to you first. we know that community and the police force don't always get along, but is this really the answer? >> dan: i will never forget my last day before i left the nypd to become a secret service agent. we lost one of our guys, a guy who worked his entire career for $50,000, he was not going to be poor, but sure as hell was never going to be rich. he busted his butt and we had a general idea that even though we were going to have casualties, we would always have each other's back. even in new york city where i work, there was this top-down mentality, it is not us versus them. we work for the community, but we are not going to be crapped on either. de blasio is a coward. he is a chump.
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he sits there on his throne on his ass and does not do anything pretty craps on the cops at any opportunity. and it is bold, you get the rest of it. this guy, it is your fault, de blasio. you have never backed up the cops. now they lose their bodies and their empty seats at thanksgiving because we lose cops. kids have lost their fathers, and you never back them up. it is this guys fault and one more thing. i don't want to hog the segment, we have a lot of voices, but in the rudy giuliani era, here was the rule. you threw a rock, you went to jail. the second guy went to jail, i promise you, there was no third guy throwing a rock. you get the rest of it. >> capri: and you have every right to be fired up and i was going to make light, apparently you are going to be running bill de blasio's presidential campaign, but i will not go there quite yet. but you mentioned the issues of
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rocks. this is supposed to be something that was going to be a nonviolent protest, but obviously it is not. what do you make of this? when people are saying that they are picking up squirt guns rather than real guns as a solution. >> dagen: people watch these videos and know whether they live in new york city or anywhere in this country, if the police officers can't and won't defend themselves against water attacks, they cannot defend the people and protect the people of the city in which they work. mayor de blasio, what did he say? crime has gone down year after year after year, that is in spite of him. that's because of the police officers and because of the nypd. and he is lucky, because he failed in every other way in this city whether it is protecting kids, the homeless, the mentally ill, students, the only reason that he is still in office is because the police department. this has to stop. all of these people need to go to jail. >> capri: greg, my question is
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this, is this july's version of milk shaking people, we saw this across the pond where somehow people are rising up in the streets thinking that throwing milk shakes at people is somehow going to create civil discourse. are you ready with the milk shake? >> greg: humans are mimetic creatures, we imitate each other. if we see the milk shakes and the water, we also see it on social media. mobs form fast. and imitate each other. i think what we're seeing here, and the lack of arrests is the consequence of smartphones cinema. because just one arrest when you have a mirrorlike bill de blasio can be blown up as an example of brutality and then we'll have mass protests. and a city with an m.i.a. mayor who hates cops. to the police know that their career and lives could be ruined, so just walk away. so they are in a textbook definition of a tight spot. if they do the right thing, who knows what the mayor will do to
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them next? to you, dan, i think this is a different era. you knew rudy giuliani was going to back you. but a cop there does not know that. so they are sitting there going, you know what, arrest this kid for water or does it go back to the soaked shirt? >> capri: even in a time where everybody is divided, we are united that bill de blasio is not particularly, we are no fan of bill de blasio including the president of the united states had a few choice words to say about his home town mayor. take a listen. >> probably the worst mayor in the history of new york city. the policeman and women cannot stand him. they do not respect him. they do not like him. i thought that was tragic watching the scene a couple of days ago. i said let me see it again. i don't believe what i am seeing. and i know new york's finest. and new york's finest, in fact,
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we were in touch with them today, they are devastated. >> capri: jesse, what is your take? >> jesse: till de blasio said when trump leaves office he will not be invited back to new york city. he will be out of office and trump still owns his own tower. i don't even like showing these videos, because it is like the new ice bucket challenge. it goes viral, it is national. >> capri: much more nefarious. >> jesse: it encourages people to do this, because the teens have found the perfect sweet stuff bought stomach spot to show their disrespect. they are not laying hands and not interfering except for throwing a little bit of water, and it does not trigger an aggressive response. but it should trigger an aggressive response. and they are afraid of responding aggressively. no one would do this five years ago, ten years ago, 20 years ago. there has been a complete lack of respect to authority figures in the country.
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chicken crawling off of the table. real or fake? >> greg: obviously it is fake, but it is also 5:37:00 p.m. on the east coast as our fans are busy making their dinner for their families. i question the reason behind showing this at that time. and i now will be quiet. >> jesse: this is making you sweat. >> greg: it is not make me sick, i just don't think you show that while people are having dinner. i am saying that there are people at home preparing dinner perhaps chicken, and maybe they don't want to see something like that. >> jesse: this is a delicacy in some parts of the world. i don't see anything wrong with this. did you ever see indiana jones and the temple of doom? that was based on real dietary restrictions. they are nerve endings that are
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twitching. you know -- >> greg: you are out of your mind. it was from the sun, it is a british tabloid. >> capri: i live by the facts of "the sun." >> dan: chicken tartare is not a thing. there is no chicken tartar. >> dagen: unless you want e. coli. >> greg: you will die. >> dagen: by the way, it did not come from britain. it came from the united states source of all the crazy stories. florida. >> jesse: if there were chopsticks, it was probably an asian restaurant. >> dagen: before we move on i will add that there is something, a dish called a dancing squid and you put sodium on the muscles and there is an electric response. >> dan: i will pass on the movement, thank you. >> dagen: after that horrifying video, maybe you are
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thinking, it is time to go vegan. you are in luck, because baskin-robbins is launching a plant-based ice cream. the company says it is trying to look at the growing food trend, providing some of the vegan delicacies. >> jesse: going vegan? >> dagen: they are all vegan. >> dan: you have assured us. a >> greg: i lactose intolerant. >> dan: be ready for the next segment, folks. >> capri: where are the happy cows? >> jesse: this is pretty good pretty good. a >> greg: if i find out that this is a prank. i will sue you. >> jesse: i kind of like it. >> greg: i will sue the hill out of you. me and dan will sue -- this network will have nothing when i am done. >> dagen: here's the problem problem -- >> greg: this is fantastic. are you sure -- i don't believe this.
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>> capri: is a maid with all my? >> dagen: it can be, vegan ice desserts like this can be higher in fat and calories, so people eat them thinking that somehow it is going to help them lose wait. >> greg: you know what, is this expensive? organic stuff is always more expensive. >> capri: also there are hardly any baskin-robbins left. >> greg: my wife bought me organic shaving cream, and it smells like organic flower water. a cost like $20. >> jesse: we see that close shave, greg gutfeld. you look good. >> greg: how would you know? [laughter] sauce all over me. now i have to change. >> dan: that was quick. >> greg: did we lose the producers? >> capri: no, they are letting us eat ice cream all sloppily. >> dagen: we are in the middle
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of july, but there is something we want to tell you about calling for a vacation to holly ween. those supers sell spooky celebration, but trying to be so the last saturday of october to be safer, longer, and a stress-free celebration. greg, they say that this is for the children, it is not. it is because people get drunk and the women want to dress up like trollope's and harlots. and they want to be out all night. >> greg: it has run its course, co-opted by adults. i don't need to see somebody dressed up like a sexy mermaid throwing up on my lawn. that is a jab at kila mead. do it on your own time. don't ruin my life. >> jesse: i like halloween and the parties in the festivities that go with it, and when you have it on the 31st they can fall on any day of the week, so then you get two halloweens. you get a weekend, and the
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thursday or the wednesday as well. >> dan: i have to tell you when i first read this i thought it was dumb, but i like to party a little bit. i'm not really a party guy, and you can with the kids. >> i cannot stand it. i'm not a halloween person. i've never have been. and i don't know if you guys have ever seen this get about all of the ridiculous sexy halloween costumes, like abe lincoln. >> jesse: how do you make abe lincoln? >> dagen: you make him in one way that you make everything, fishnets. you will hit a new low because you are going to address your dog up. watch. next on "the five," greg has your fan mail friday questions ready to go. ♪
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♪ >> greg: the theme to the 1954 version of "godzilla." i will try to keep this clean from judy l, as a kid, what did you keep hidden from your parents? >> dagen: richard pryor
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albums. >> greg: that's good. just before my parents could never figure out why i had the foulest mouth of anybody they ever met. and i only told them a few years ago that i would listen to those albums. >> jesse: not marijuana, i would never do that. >> greg: [laughs] >> capri: i would hide middle age magazine behind "17." and whatever -- >> greg: you are the only person that remembers chip. >> capri: poured chip. >> dan: the brisk rocket slingshots? for some reasons neighbors windows would break. it was not me. that's all i'm saying. a >> greg: nobody mentioned any form of adult entertainment periodical. >> jesse: you said to keep it clean. >> greg: i had a coffee can of
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firecrackers and barrel bombs and a human finger. >> capri: why does that not surprise me? >> greg: hear from frenchy, what is the best bad decision you ever made? >> jesse: that is interesting is interesting. a >> greg: and complex at the same time. >> dan: you know, leaving the secret service. i loved it. it is the greatest job, but everybody told me, are you nuts? you are going to run in maryland as a republican? this is the dumbest decision ever. and now i'm here with you. >> greg: exactly. no regrets. >> capri: i missed senate session first year i was in office to go to a reunion, and i am so glad that i did it. >> greg: the led zeppelin reunion. >> jesse: i got kicked out of an allman brothers concert at one time. at intermission. i could not have lasted longer. >> greg: that is a direct link to the earlier question.
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you are such a pothead. >> jesse: no, i am not. >> greg: i'm just joking. >> dagen: getting married the first time. >> greg: oh, yeah, yeah. >> dagen: 11 months, but i got married on friday the 13th, and i remember vividly watching the texas chainsaw massacre on my wedding night. >> greg: that would be a success. [laughter] i love that movie. i moved to allentown, pennsylvania. people think that is weird, but it was kind of fun. >> jesse: was that a bad decision for allentown? >> greg: i was 25, you don't really go there when you are 25 and single and stay there for ten years. >> jesse: where you single the whole time? >> greg: yes. [laughter] it is a great place. great question. what sitcom world would you like to visit for a week? >> dan: this is a ground ball, who doesn't want to hang out
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with kramer and jerry? >> greg: they are unlikable people. >> dan: i want to be on the episode where george says everything backwards pit he curses out the boss, i want to be in that specific episode. >> jesse: i would like to go to "friends" and kissed rachel. >> dagen: "three's company." a blast. >> greg: that is a great one. and the regal beagle, a great car. it was a velvet '70s -- >> capri: can i get real? "momma's family." i have an off the shoulder jumpsuit that reminds me of naomi. >> jesse: greg is not excited about the possibility of living with two women. >> dan: who was the friend? larry? >> greg: he was weird. i would've gone with "what's happening." the episode where the doobie
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eastern, heads-up to the graphics department, they do a great job here at fox nation. >> more antishark propaganda. i got pete tomorrow night, yes, jonathan morris fresh from the priesthood, and saturday july 27th, 10:00 p.m., be there. ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great spigot this isn't a rubber tire rolling down the road and endangering lives and probably calling death but it's close. check out this golden retriever. doesn't know what going on. for all that golden retriever knows, who hasn't been shocked by a wind up frog? sometimes i will wake up and there will be one on my chest. how did it get there? can't get enough of that wind up
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frog. >> what did they do with the wind up chicken? >> oh, my god. are you saying he would feed raw chicken to a dog. you make me sick. you and the producer make me sick. ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great ♪ >> really nice job. >> i will be on tucker tonight for the news explosion, they all love that, the graphics department, but i want to extend a big shout out to good friend and old neighbor of mine, and his family, they just became u.s. citizens, they are canadians. i use to bust his chops about getting his citizenship and it is one of the greatest things you will ever witness, naturalization ceremony. we all live in the same neighborhood, and this last picture is me with a horrible tattoo and my beautiful wife and my then 5-year-old daughter
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isabel. ten years ago, my wife got her citizenship, just hours removed from her own ceremony. it will bring a tear to your eye watching all these great people pledge allegiance to our flag. thank you to everyone, paula, my wife who came to this country legally. >> and god bless that tattoo on your arm. >> >> it horrible it occurs. >> no , it's a cover tattoo. >> last time, there naturalization ceremony every spring, and why is america great? we are the land of the free because we are the home of the brave. tommy is in the middle of lab nearly 3,000 walk across this country, he is taking this journey to raise awareness about veteran homelessness and veteran
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suicide. a coast-to-coast walk in april, started in portland. he's going to finish in new york next month. he walks 22 miles a day to represent the average number of veterans who take their life each day. 40,000 veterans asleep on our street. they deserve better. >> that would be a great finish line for him. >> absolutely. >> you can watch it on this, a little phone. >> now you want him to watch what he's walking? >> i try not to text and walk, but it's a tough habit to break. some of you may know that i started my career actually working with older adults back in ohio, so i was really excited when i saw this story about a group of senior citizens that actually go to a summer camp just for seniors. it is put on by a catholic, a jesuit organization called so
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others may eat, based in d.c. nothing is more fun than getting a little r&r with our senior citizens. >> too cute for greg. he doesn't like feel-good stories. look at him. have a nice weekend, everybody. ♪ >> bret: welcome to washington, i'm bret baier. while much of you are getting ready for a much-deserved weekend, the representatives in the house are sprinting towards a six week vacation tonight. whether that is much-deserved is up to you. what we know for certain this evening is that the mueller hearings are over but the democratic effort to remove or befuddle president trump will go on. met by full and fierce resistance from the president himself. in the midst of that impeachment drive, the leader of the house is finding an uprising led by an aggressive young congresswoman who is now at least saying the right things. fox team coverage denied on capitol hill where the speaker is trying to bring her caucus back


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