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>> i'm kristin zee. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, tony goldwyn, natasha leggero, and music from lauv, and now, furthermore, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> thank you for being here tonight. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. very nice that you're here. what a day. we are very lucky to be here in southern california. it was sunny and 80 degrees in l.a. today. in fact, i was driving to work
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with the top down, playing a harmonica as a do when i drive. [ laughter ] and i pull up, i'm driving, i pull up to stoplight and i'm noodling away and cop on a motorcycle behind me screams, put that down right now! startled me. i go my harmonica. he goes put it down. both hands on the wheel. i go really? he goes really. and he roars off. and i immediately went right back to playing the harmonica. but listen i know you're the police but there's no reason to scream, it's rude. who knew it was illegal to play a marmol harmonica while you're driving. anyway, the point is i drove to work with the top down. that's how warm it was this winter storm inga is wiping her
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body all over everybody across the country, the safest thing to do is can stay in and eat swedish meet balls. this is roads in georgia. captured by a motorist who didn't have both hands on the wheel. >> see him sliding? got to be careful on this ice. everybody's sliding. got a 4 by 4, that ford. >> it's so cold out here. [ laughter ] >> shaq announcer. >>. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, wait. this just in. there's no cookies left in the world. shaq is now killing muppets just to stay warm. saturday as you may know will mark one year anniversary of president trump's first year in
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office. he's wrapping up on a bit of a low note according to gallop the company that does polls donald trump has 39% still seems high to me two out of five mernameri. are are going gate job you're nailing it. a muslim social president in kenya left office with approval rating of 58% so on the side president trump did magically grow an inch lose 30 points for his physical yesterday. his approval may be low but coron airy score so high that dr. gupta believes he has heart disease and in response president trump had dr. gupta deported by ice. calcium score over 100 indicates
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high risk of heart disease in five years trump's number is 133. but his doctor says he's in excellent health. claim he's passed a cognitive test with flying colors, all of them orange. they did this test trump answered 30 out of 30 questions can. the white house said it was the greatest 30 for 30 since the o.j.documentary. the president was quiet on twitter only tweeted once this morning this was the tweet, eric trump, on fox and friends, now. eric was on fox and friends this morning where he joined the chore us of those who are insisting his father isn't the slightest bit racist at all. >> your dad in the meeting said some things about race, people calling him racist i know you don't agree anything you can bring to this conversation that's important.
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>> my father sees one color, green. that's all he cares about, the economy. he's the least racist person i've ever met in my entire life. >> whose the most racist? how long do you think he stared himself in the mirror practicing that my father cares about one color green line. he cares about money not people. meanwhile steve bannon remember him, made a deal with special counsel in the russia investigation where he is not expected to claim executive privilege as he did with members of congress, he's reportedly to spill the beans not on donald trump but a giant can of costco beans on his shirt bannon was on capitol hill meeting with the intelligence committee his hair is styled, got a nice jacket, it's almost as
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someone's been calling him sloppy past week or two. another trouble for donald trump. republican senator from arizona condemned trump's attack on the press comparing the president to stalin, i don't know, stalin had much thicker hair, that feels unfair to me. flake didn't hold back called the president rep rehencible and accused him of inspiring dictators around the world and then voted with him on every major issue. it's what you call flake news. speaking of fake news today is the day president promised to hand out most corrupt media awards it's funny because it's ridiculous but dangerous. trump continues to complain that the coverage by the main stream negative is negative that's true of course, when you cover a train wreck you don't give equal time to the train. [ laughter ] so his goal is to discredit the integrity of every media outlet
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that isn't fox and friends. his primary target is cnn so here live via satellite to are accept the donald trump dishonest and corrupt fake news for 2018 lead cnn commentator mr. wolf blitzer. [ cheers and applause ] >> i have so many people to acknowledge. first the fake news writer who's tirelessly made up brilliant [ bleep ] all year long. >> okay. >> want to thank the special effects team made it look like the president threw paper towels at puerto ricans and most importantly -- this. >> this is why people don't trust the news, this man is not wolf blitzer this man is my father and dad i don't know what you're up to but president trump is right the news is fake, you're a fake wolf blitzer. >> whoever said i was wolf
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blitzer. >> you did. >> no you said i was wolf blitzer. >> dad you turns your garage into a situation room. that's not normal. that's fake. the president didn't even hand out the fake news awards today everything about this is fake. >> is anybody hungry, i made mini muffins. >> it's rachael maddow. >> no that's mother, that's mom. >> not tonight it isn't. come on rachael let's go home and howel at the wolves. >> whooo. [ cheers and applause ] >> okay. they're boo bored. smiles you have to get them out of the house. we're going to take a break. you must come back. we uncovered what could be the biggest story of the year, the donald trump and adult film star
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initially reports said it was a meteor, turns out it was a spaceship returning kid rock to his home placnet. but don't worry he's okay. meanwhile we have an update often wall street journal story that adult film star was paid by donald trump $130,000 to shut her up, it would be amazing he actually paid someone as promised. in 2006 donald trump was married to melania, she just had baron and he knew stormy, they were there in lake tahoe may know her from "good will humping" not a joke. so anyway in 2011 she did an interview with "in touch" magazine detailing this supposed
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sexual encounter with trump and of course everyone's denying anything happened. there were details that said they did it in the hotel room and guy keith watched over them and friend another adult film actress meghan evan was on the kelly show, among other things he said trump said this. >> come hang out with us, come have fun, let's party. >> see why can't he reach out to the democrats like this that would be -- come hang out with us, come have fun. the let's party party is the party we need. anyway trump's lawyer today issued another denial but when asked wouldn't specifically deny they paid her the money. we've been conducting our own investigation looking at hundreds of thousands of
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explicit videos since i turned 15 we found one that confirms une kwificily not only did donald trump have a encounter with stormy daniels, they made a movie together too. ♪ >> hello. who is this? donald, donald trump? you want to do what? ha, ha. oh, hang on, sounds likes there's a tiny hand knocking at my door. i wonder who this is. >> guess who. hey stormy. >> oh, donald.
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so fast. >> i'm probably the fastest you've ever had in your life. let's go. coming in hot. >> who is this? >> eric. this is my stupid son, eric. eric what did i tell you about not being around during daddy's did dirty time. >> i'm daddy's caddy. >> now, get in the closet. >> yay! >> now, where were we? oh, yeah. oh. >> daddy, can i have some peanut m & ms. >> shut the hell up, eric, idiot. >> let's take it to the bed. oh, yeah. oh. yeah.
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oh, yeah. tremendous. tremendous. oh, it's gonna be so good. here we go. this is gonna be great. so great. i'm so classy, so classy. stormy. oh. >> that's not mommy. >> oh, that's so erotic. >> that's not other mommy either. >> now i'm gonna do sex to you okay. >> okay. >> and a one and a two and a done. wow. that was far and away the greatest sex you've ever had. that i can tell you. cheese burger? >> where did that come from? >> don't worry about it. >> can i go home now. >> shut up, eric! >> oh, so good. [ cheers and applause ] >> wow. don't know that's too late to get that
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>> jimmy: tonight, from her show called "another period," which returns to comedy central on tuesday, natasha leggero is here. then his playlist is called "i met you when i was 18," lauv from the mercedes-benz stage. tomorrow night adam levine will be here, jason jones will join us, and we'll have music from maroon 5. so please be here for all that. our first guest served six seasons, and two terms as us president fitzgerald grant, who during his time in office survived an assassination attempt, he carried on several affairs and murdered a supreme court justice, he got a lot done, people. and carried on several affairs. the final season of "scandal" returns to abc tomorrow night at 9. please welcome tony goldwyn.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm doing great. >> jimmy: did you work today were you shooting today. >> i did i was shooting, i was directing this morning. >> jimmy: oh, you were. >> yeah we're doing a cross over episode of scandal and how to get away with murder. >> jimmy: oh, you're directing it. >> yeah i am directing it. with carrie and vialo this morning. >> jimmy: that's exciting. how many episodes are left of the show? >> let's see. well, gosh what's left to hair. >> jimmy: well what's left to shoot. >> left to shoot is i think, six more. >> jimmy: okay. so there will be a murder in one of them. we now know. otherwise why would you cross over with get away with murder. >> you didn't hear that here. >> jimmy: seems your face may
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have given that away. >> might have. >> jimmy: with those few episodes left do you know what's going to happen at the end. >> not a clue. >> jimmy: not a idea. >> we never know anything until we sit together. >> jimmy: first time you learn each episode is when you are in a group. >> yeah it's the best it's table read like a huge party. we're always surprised. >> jimmy: sometimes at the party one of the cast members finds out they're being killed off. >> we have a great boss so you're going to die you have a private meeting with shawna. she they say come see shawna you're like oh, no. why ha >> jimmy: have you had one of those oh, no meetings with shonda. >> no i haven't. josh had a habit we found annoying soon as the script
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landed on the table he would turn immediately to the last page we're like you can't do that, josh. so one day shonda wrote that josh's character died and put that only in his script. of course he turned the page and he's like. >> jimmy: is josh the cast member you will miss least from the show. >> oh, i would never say that. i'll miss josh a lot. >> jimmy: you guys are very close. >> we are. >> jimmy: seems like you stayed close over the years. you would always gather and watch the show together and would always tweet at each other during the show. i was looking on instagram. you went on vacation with bellame young. >> mand daughter so no gossip there. my daughter tess and i went to peru and bellaminh a and i
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crossed pass. >> jimmy: was puru great? >> it's fantastic, an incredible country. went to the sacred valley and, many achu pichu just mind blowing. >> jimmy: isn't it funny you say amazon i immediately think of ordering things in the middle of the night, oh, yeah there's a jungle also. >> exactly. >> jimmy: you climbed the mountain. >> so we climbed the mountain that was fun and went to an extraordinary lake that has indigenous societies, lake titikaka. >> jimmy: the audience is very juveni juvenile. >> you guys, really. >> jimmy: did people recognize you. we went to a mountain village in the sacred valley where they
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have incredible weavings and traditional culture all that. i could barely speak spanish, no english was spoken, we were deep in the culture, the way it's been for centuries, and the woman who was showing us her weavings suddenly said, you're the president! and turned out she was a mad "scandal" fan so she made us put on the ceremonial garb. >> so this is the woman who recognized you guys. >> that's my daughter and a young lady who wander into the picture. >> jimmy: she's not wearing anything ceremonial. >> no she's not. >> jimmy: so she told you this was ceremonial outfit. >> this is how peruvian men dressed. >> jimmy: and is it true or was this a prank. >> not once. >> jimmy: and also you posted
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another picture i'm happy about. >> you're a foodie, right. >> jimmy: yeah. >> there's a restaurant in lima fourth greatest in the world. there's a great young chef. this is deep fried piranha skin. >> jimmy: wow. >> what he does, there's apparently 38 eco systems in peru, he has a dish from each, it's a multiple course meal. it's amazing. these are actually frozen piranha heads, the food is actually the stuff without teeth. >> jimmy: but to make it more exciting he keeps the heads, so you don't eat the heads. >> no you don't you could lick them anyway. >> jimmy: you could lick the heads, wow this sounds like a great trip, you can lick pier anan piranha heads. so none of this was edible.
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>> you know jimmy i didn't try it. this is the food part. >> jimmy: is it a good thing when you don't know which one is the food. >> wow that's great. >> jimmy: i love the idea of eating piranha, i feel it's like taking back the night in a way, oh, really you think you're gonna get those teeth -- >> what was that james bond movie the guy gets eaten by piranhas. >> jimmy: right. i don't remember which it is. >> our producer ken is such a big james bond fan, what we just witnessed the single most exciting moment of his life right there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right we're going to take a break. tony goldwyn is here only six
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>> one of me? >> but she's worse than you now. a lot worse. she's done. terrible things. >> ever get deja vu'. >> you mean do i ever feel something happened before it hasn't. >> i already tried with olivia. she wants nothing to do with me. >> what do you mean you tried with her. >> i mean i came back for her. >> jimmy: tony goldwyn! the final season of "scandal" returns tomorrow it's tough to say olivia is doing terrible things it must be unbelievable terrible can you talk about one of them. >> not one of them. >> jimmy: not allowed to talk about anything on the show. >> well i can, as the season demonstrates those who watched our mid-season finale what happened to quinn, olivia has
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really gone to the dark side. >> jimmy: so livia quinn at the end of the episode in a dispute over dinosaur bones, which i have to say all the years i watched the show never imagined i would see a dispute over dinosaur bones. >> well, they're very rare. >> jimmy: and very valuable apparently. when was the last time you saw katie. >> can't tell you that. well i did see katie because she just had a baby. >> jimmy: okay. >> the most beautiful child you ever seen. >> jimmy: was it at the table read. >> i can't tell you this stuff. >> jimmy: what's gonna happen you get fired, the season's done. >> i will get yelled at and that is worse. >> jimmy: just go like this. interesting. so katie just had a baby cl i think also gives us a clue. although that was few months ago.
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>> yeah she did have the baby over the holidays. >> jimmy: so she's back to work. >> this is like simon says. >> jimmy: are you scared of shond raw at this point. >> she's one of those people, a, we all respect her so much that breeds its own kind of reverence in a way because she's such an awesome human being. >> jimmy: that's how guillermo feels about me. >> that's right jimmy. >> jimmy: he was telling me earlier about that. anyway we'll be watching of course. hard to believe this is the last season, unbelievable. watch it it starts tomorrow night on abc, 9:00," scandal" everybody. we'll be right back with natasha leggero. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] when you look at the mercedes-benz glc... with its high-tech cameras and radar,
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: if you like "downton abbey," but just wish it had more cursing, our next guest has a show for you.
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it is called "another period." season 3 starts tuesday on comedy central. please say hello to natasha leggero. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: are you all right? >> i'm fine. i wasn't planning on coming on tv, but. >> jimmy: you look very cute. you know last time you were here you were getting married and now you're either pregnant or you swallowed a tether ball. >> my new baby drops february 23rd. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> i don't know how to sit. >> jimmy: you want to lay down or something. >> i will eventually. >> jimmy: i feel bad you're uncomfortable. >> you should feel bad you have no idea what it's like to be a
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woman. >> jimmy: it's true, i really don't. my wife told me that many, many, many times over the course of her pregnancy. are people giving you advice now as to what to do. are you ready? >> it's weird, i do feel like i'm getting ready for this vi t visitor and making the room up and buying clothes, i'm like this is the worse visitor they're coming for 18 years, i'm paying for everything, i never met them. at least on air bnb someone's coming you can see they're verified, there's reviews. are. >> jimmy: they should have yelp babies you're right. >> all i know about this thing is the shape of its skull. >> jimmy: how's the shape, good? >> it seems normal but what it sucks, you know. hitler's mom didn't know she was probably like i hope it's a boy. >> jimmy: well, the baby has a
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little mustache push it right back in. >> ha,ha. >> jimmy: you're right hitler's mom probably was very excited but i don't think you will have a hitler baby i think the odds of that are pretty low. >> you just don't know. >> jimmy: have you settled on a name. >> well my husband and i, speaking of hitler, we're fighting about it, because he wants a jewish name but i find some jewish names can be a little tough on the ears. like weinstein. >> harvey weinstein would be a very bad name for baby nowadays, a year ago maybe great. but now. >> i'm a nowed about the sexual harassment i wish the people who
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sexual sexually harassed me were more successful. i feel if i came forward i would be helping these people i wish it was harvey weinstein how about harvey that works at the deli counter or the un employed screen writer i sent those butt picks to. >> jimmy: have you had this actual experience. >> every woman has. >> jimmy: for real, right. >> sexual harassment happens so much to woman, i actually forgot i was sexually harassed by a big hollywood producer. i don't know if i can tell this story. >> jimmy: of course you can tell the story. >> okay. [ cheers and applause ] i saw all these women coming forward on twitter i was like oh, that guy sexually harassed me too 20 years ago. this guy james tobac. >> jimmy: is that a code name.
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>> 395 women have come forward to complain about him. he's denied them all. so here's 396. >> jimmy: okay. wow. all right. [ cheers and applause ] so hold on. i just want to make sure. this is a true story. >> this is a true story. >> jimmy: okay. >> i was in new york, you know, 20 years ago, trying to be an actress, i was sitting in this hotel, he comes up to me with this tote bag and pulls out every newspaper article that was ever written about him, this is pre-internet, he was bringing the internet to me, he's like i'm a famous producer i will put you in the movies. >> jimmy: you were excited about it. >> oh, yeah, he's like you're going to be the next marilyn monroe i'm like he gets it. >> jimmy: didn't she die in her 30s. >> i was 20 then,that would have been a good run. he's like i'm going to put you in the movies, i'm like oh, my
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god i'm so excited and i meet him the following week, he's like i will put you in this movie two girls and a guy and i would be one of the girls, he's like i'm going to need you to do one thing. i'm like what. he's like i'm going to need you to grow out your armpit hair. well because you know every film actress every movie ever has that really long armpit hair. so i started, you know, being 20 and stupid i started growing it out. >> jimmy: you did? >> an actor prepares. inside joke. and i grow it out. he called me up, he's like how long is it. i'm like it's two inches. he's like that's not long enough. so he would call me again. finally he's like how long is it i'm like four inches. he's like perfect we can talk about the script.
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and so i go to meet him. he wanted to meet in central park. you know, i thought i made it. i was so excited. we're walking through central park, it's this fall day, my armpit hair is blowing in the wind. i felt like i was walking through central park with woody allen. like literally. walking with woody allen. and we're walking and he's talking about the script. we get it to this place, you used to live in new york. >> when i was a kid. >> so there was a place in central park called the ramble a gay cruising spot where gay guys would go have sex. >> jimmy: oh, yeah i know where it is, yeah. i go there. >> ha, ha. >> jimmy: i like to go late though so i probably didn't see you. >> so, the ramble. it sounds like something you would catch from having
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unprotected sex in central park. so we go there and i think we had to climb a little fence. he's like let me see this armpit air and i show it to him. i let it down. he's like now i'm going to have to pleasure myself. and so he started to hump a tree. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a tree? >> and i was like, so, what's this part like? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so you're like this, and he's humping a tree. >> honestly the rest is kind of a blur. i don't know you seen two girls and a guy but i'm not in it. >> jimmy: did the tree get in it? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] a tree. >> and here 'the thing too. it's okay to laugh at this because i'm on jimmy kimmel now
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and he's probably humping a tree somewhere, so. >> jimmy: wow. well i'm glad the tree is the only one that -- that is one of the craziest things i've ever heard. >> i mean he probably did it before 395 women have come forward he just wanted to make it interesting. >> jimmy: spreading himself on the forest. unbelievable. i'm sorry -- i don't know what i'm sorry about. >> well it was a long time ago. i've had time to process it and also forget about it but i did remember it when everyone was coming forward. >> jimmy: well don't name the baby james is really the moral to this story. wow that is the craziest thing i've ever heard. >> i'm sure there's much crazier. >> jimmy: we'll find out tomorrow night. whose on tomorrow? so this is a weird transition now, but you have a television show to promote.
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it's called "another period" you're producing it yourself, i assume. >> yeah he's not producing it. >> jimmy: that's a good choice. >> yeah it took me, you know, 20 years later i did get a break and now i have a tv show. yes it's "another period" takes place in the gilded age. season three premiers on tuesday. jeremy connor directs. from drunk history he's the same director. they will air together on tuesday. >> jimmy: they're both funny shows. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for sharing that tale i'm going to buy the movie rights i have a great director in mind james tobac. natasha leggaro everybody, "another period" season 3 premieres january 23rd at 10:30 on comedy central, and we'll return with music from lauv. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.
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live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank tony goldwyn, natasha leggero, and apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first, his playlist is called "i met you when i was 18" here with the song, "i like me better," lauv! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ to be young and in love in new york city to not know who i am but still know that i'm good long ♪ ♪ as you're here with me to be drunk and in love in new york city midnight into morning coffee ♪
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♪ burning through the hours talking ♪ ♪ i like me better when i'm with you i like me better when i'm with you ♪ ♪ i knew from the first time i'd stay for a long time ♪ ♪ cause i like me better when i like me better when i'm with you ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ i don't know what it is but i got that feeling waking up in this bed next to you ♪ ♪ swear the room yeah it got no ceiling if we lay let the day just pass us by ♪
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♪ i might get to too much talking i might have to tell you something ♪ ♪ i like me better when i'm with you i like me better when i'm with you ♪ ♪ i knew from the first time i'd stay for a long time ♪ ♪ cause i like me better when i like me better when i'm with you ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ stay awhile stay awhile stay here with me ♪ ♪ stay awhile stay awhile oh stay awhile stay awhile stay here with me
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lay here with me ooh ♪ (♪ i like me better when i'm with you i like me better when i'm with you ♪ ♪ i knew from the first time i'd stay for a long time ♪ ♪ cause i like me better when i like me better when i'm with you ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ i like me i like me look who you made me made me oh noo better when i like me better when i'm with you ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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this is "nightline". >> tonight courtroom confrontation. one by one, dozens of women, current and former gymnasts facing the doctor they say abused him. >> i felt so pourlewerless to control what happened. >> little girls grow into strong women that are mcdermottdetermi destroy your world. >> some kpclaimant claim the doctor is not the only one at fault. >> they knew and did nothing about it. plus how the movement that started in charlottesville started in the


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