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keeping you updated on the dangerous weather conditions and the power this is an abc color presentation. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, borat, emma roberts and music from ozuna featuring doja cat. and now, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: hello. oh, that's right. hi, everyone. thanks, i appreciate it. i'm jimmy. thanks for watching. i hope your monday was good, your weekend. something very strange happened to me over the weekend. sunday morning, i woke up. i was alone in the house. the kids were at their grandparents'. my wife was walking for no reason. so i wake up, go to the kitchen, and i notice that a bird has, what's the word we can use on
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tv, emptied on our door, which is not great, but whatever, not a big deal. but then i'm looking at it and i'm wondering, how did it hit at that angle? did the bird come in sideways, like it was sliding into second base? how did this get there? and that's when i realized that the pigeon guano was coming from inside the door! ♪ it was inside. i still don't know how it happened. from a physics standpoint, it doesn't make any sense. i guess logic tells me that the door must have been open and the bird somehow edged over and did that thing birds love doing to us, the revenge of the birds, but the door wasn't really open. for a moment i had to think, is it possible that this came out of me? maybe i sneezed or something? i mean, to hit the glass at that trajectory, there's only one bird in the world that could make that shot and he's retired. he hasn't crapped on a window in years. anyway, i dont know how this happened, but i know it was a bird.
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it must live in the area. my plan now is to find that bird's nest and go number two in it. but it was good luck for the dodgers. did you watch the game last night, guillermo? >> yes, i did, yes. >> jimmy: hometown los angeles dodgers came back to win a game seven thriller. they beat a strong atlanta braves team to advance to the world series for the third time in four years. they will take on the tampa bay rays starting tomorrow night in arlington, texas. they've been holding the playoffs at a neutral site because of the pandemic. so this is how the fans in l.a. are celebrating. they had a drive-in watch party at dodger stadium last night. you pull up with your car, they sut up a video screen so fans can watch kind of together. tickets to sit in the parking lot are $75 to bring your car. that's right. this quarantine has gone on so long, people in l.a. are now willing to pay $75 to get back in a traffic jam. speaking of dodgers, president
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trump has been all over the west place lately. he had a campaign fundraiser down the freeway in newport beach yesterday and he was in las vegas and what do you do when you're in vegas? you go to church! just in time for early voting, trump made his annual visit to church yesterday. he went to something called the international church of las vegas. there he is getting ready for the collection basket, he counted out -- you can see he counts out $100. yes, he wants to make sure he has that. fresh, clean bills. turned out it wasn't a collection basket. what they sent around was a plastic collection bucket. here it comes. there you go. he made his first charitable donation of the year, so congratulations. or was it? let's slow that down and take a look at that again here right at the moment -- where he -- oh my goodness! why, that son of a gun, he
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pulled the old switcheroo on jesus! the president has been giving his worshippers lots of opportunities to see him live and in person. on saturday, trump was in janesville, wisconsin, where he lamented the challenges of running against what he considers to be an unworthy opponent. >> if crazy joe becomes president, it's not even conceivable. no, no, running against him. it put such pressure. because i'm running the worst in the history of presidential, now if i lose, can you imagine? if i lose, i will have lost to the worst candidate, the worst candidate in the history of presidential politics if i lose, what do i do? >> jimmy: you go to jail. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you go directly to jail. do not pass go. do not collect $200 million. this was good too. newsmax had to preempt its irregular programming to air one of these gumball rallies of trump. but it would seem that someone
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forgot to change the title in the channel guide because his speech was listed under the title, "the life of adolph hitler, rise of the demon." the hitler family is furious. [ laughter ] they are talking about suing. the president has been going a mile a minute lately, so we slowed him down to half speed for tonight's edition of "drunk donald trump." [ playing tape slowly ] first lady has a darling in the most handsome president, and i said, first lady, am i the most handsome president ever? yes, absolutely. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: does anyone believe melania said any of that? he likes to call her "first lady" because it sounds better than "third wife." [ moans and applause ] >> jimmy: meanwhile, cases of covid are going way up all over
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the country. some experts believe that the next six to twelve weeks are going to be the darkest of the pandemic so far. turns out, we weren't supposed to gather in a water park with 3,000 drunken stranges. and of course, as many states are bracing for the third peak of the virus, the president is busy attacking dr. fauci. trump repeatedly attacked dr. fauci today. he called him an idiot. he said if he'd listened to dr. fauci, we'd have 700,000 or 800,000 deaths. he called him a "disaster." and he said he likes him. a few times. he hates him but he likes him. he is definitely jealous of all the positive attention dr. fauci gets which he wouldn't even get, by the way, if trump didn't constantly contradict him. i don't know why donald trump still thinks he can ignore this virus and it will go away, that strategy didn't work with don jr. and eric, and it isn't going to work here. [ laughter ] the boss baby was probably triggered by dr. fauci's appearance on "60 minutes" last night.
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dr. john lapook asked about a deceptive and brazenly manipulated campaign ad of trumps that fauci has repeatedly asked the president's team to pull. >> i can't imagine that anybody could be doing more. >> stunning! >> reporter: fauci says his words were taken out of context but this week the ad continued to run in key battleground states. >> i was referring to something entirely different, i was referring to the grueling work of the task force, knocking ourselves out seven days a week, i don't think we could possibly have done any more than that. >> did the steam come out of your ears? >> it did. frankly, i got ticked off. >> jimmy: that's why they call him "fouch the grouch." normally when a guy in a turtleneck is that ticked off, it's because the planetarium closed early. [ laughter ] it's crazy that at the same time trump is calling fauci a disaster and an idiot he's running commercials to make it seem like dr. fauci said he's doing a great job. meanwhile, dr. birx is somewhere
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out there hiding under a pile of scarves hoping she doesn't get dragged into this too. trump has reportedly been keeping tabs on any republicans who have the temerity to speak out against him. so far it's a very short list. not many of them have had the courage to criticize the president or even to defend dr. fauci. but this was a feather in the president's red cap. he picked up a rare and major hollywood endorsement this weekend from a former "dancing with the stars" runner-up. kirstie alley wrote, "i'm voting for donald trump because he's not a politician. i voted for him four years ago for this reason and shall vote for him again for this reason. he gets things done quickly and he will turn the economy around quickly. there you have it, folks, there you have it. she included an emoji that includes rolling its eyes at her tweet. what do you think she means by "gets things done?" yells and watches tv?
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i always liked diane better anyway. i'll be honest sorry, rebecca. [ laughter and applause ] there are new details about how much money donald trump owes and the answer is a lot more than we thought. according to "forbes," the president will have to pay back $900 million worth of loans over the next four years. if trump is re-elected they might have to foreclose on the white house. [ laughter ] i'm not sure where he's planning to get money like that, but i did notice, the price of his hats has gone up. [ laughter ] can we please just fast forward to the point where trump is doing cameo messages for $85? [ laughter ] the president is totally off the rails right now. the tone def comedy jam stopped in carson city last night where trump showed that he knows what matters to americans most right now, and that, of course, is dishwashers. >> dishwashers, they had a little problem, they didn't have enough water so people would run them like ten times so they
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ended up using more water. the thing's no damn good. we freed it up. you can buy a dish washer and it comes out, beautiful, go buy a dishwasher. >> jimmy: take it from a man who's never washed a dish in his life. i think he thinks this makes him relatable to women, because he talked about dishwashers for a long time. >> so what's the problem with your dishwasher? well, they don't give us any water. it would be nice to have enough water. what's the problem? we need more water, not that much, i said, how much you need? would you like more? i'd love more. i'll give you more, you'll have so much water you won't know what to do with it. gave them what they need, now the dishwashers are incredible, they work beautifully. >> jimmy: what a speech. it was his spaghettisburg address. and then, after a good chunk of dishwasher talk, he moved on to his other favorite topic, water pressure in the shower and the terrible choice we now face, which is should we wash our hands to protect us from covid?
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or take a shower and die? >> if somebody said you could have 42 gallons a person, i think a day, sounds like a lot of water, right? it's not. it's like a quick shower and let's wash your hands. then they have a mandate, wash your hands at all times! you must always, constantly -- what? they say 42 gallons. they say, wait a minute, okay, i got a deal. i won't take a shower for the next couple of weeks but i will wash -- no, it's true. so 42 gallons, sounds like a lot, but it's really not. friend of mine has a massive house, he said that i'm not going to be able to take a shower. i live in a house, this gorgeous house, can't take a shower. >> jimmy: oh, no. your poor dirty, wealthy friend. [ laughter ] let's get back to church to pray for him and his massive house. it's such a weird thing to keep coming back to. the showers, the toilets, dishwashers, sinks. they've now become a regular part of his live appearance routine. it feels very random, but if there's one thing we know about donald trump, it's that he's
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always promoting. it would seem that his backup plan for the next four years might be in the world of household appliances and repair. >> looking for top-notch appliance and home repairs? call handy don. >> i'm the only one that can fix it. >> handy don can handle any home repairs. >> dishwashers, sinks, toilets, lightbulbs. >> washers and dryers? >> they have forget your washers, your dryers. >> what about showers? can you fix those? >> sinks, showers and toilets. >> all work is done by the former president personally. >> i can fix it myself with a wrench. >> his tiny hands are perfect for delicate repair jobs. >> we can fix it so fast. >> how fast? >> fast, fast, fast. >> he may have been a [ bleep ] president, but he can make your home great again. >> i guarantee it. >> so why wait? call handy don now. no hablo espanol.
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work may be done by immigrants. don jr. and eric may tag along, other restrictions apply. >> jimmy: we've got a great show for you tonight. emma roberts is with us. we've got music from ozuna featuring doja cat and all the way from kazakhstan, live in person, borat is here. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with borat! ♪ alexa, tell roomba to vacuum in front of the couch. experience clean in a whole new way. now roomba offers you personalized cleaning suggestions and vacuums exactly where you need it. by getting to know you and your home, roomba makes cleaning easier than ever before. so say goodbye to cleaning and hello to clean. hey google, tell roomba to vacuum the dining room table. roomba and the irobot home app. only from irobot. roomba and the irobot home app. i like big jeans. itty-bitty jeans. ♪ ♪ feelin' trendy y'all, with the straight jeans ♪ showin' off those curves, 'cause you the queen ♪
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and to do it right. the big corporations want to keep their tax loopholes. it's what they do. well, i do what i do. if you'ld like to help, join me and vote yes on prop 15. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. tonight on the show, emma roberts will be with us. and later, his album is called "enoc," with help from doja cat, music from ozuna. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, join us with michael keaton and blackpink. our first guest is a celebrated kazakh journalist and fashion icon who has traveled to america just in time for election day.
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his second full-length documentary, "borat: subsequent moviefilm: delivery of prodigious bribe to american regime for make benefit once glorious nation of kazakhstan" premieres october 23rd, that's friday, on amazon prime video please say hello to borat! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello there, how are you? welcome. what, what have you in that canister, borat? >> uh, i have very great news. kazakhstan intelligence services have make discovery this morning
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that there is a veer-rus. it come from a place called wuhan, which is in israel. [ laughter ] yes, no surprise. they are spreading everything. >> jimmy: oh, no, you're saying -- an israeli virus? are you talking about the coronavirus? >> yes. >> jimmy: okay, yeah. >> it spread from the you know whos. [ laughter ] yeah, actually -- >> no problem, no problem -- >> jimmy: i don't think it came from israel -- >> there's one. there's one. there's one. >> jimmy: you know, they're not necessarily something that you can pound to death. the virus -- >> yes. >> jimmy: -- is microscopically small. >> yes. >> jimmy: no, no. >> there it is. >> jimmy: why do i feel like -- >> no, no, it's fine. one there. one there. >> jimmy: all right. borat -- >> hold on, hold on. >> jimmy: oh-oh. >> hold on, i see one. the green dot. the green -- careful, he ran
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away. he ran away, he is a coward! this coronavirus is a coward! he come back, i say come on! come on! i take you! coward! coward! corona-veer-rus! >> jimmy: borat, thank you for being here. >> thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: it's a pleasure to have you here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: did you get tested before -- >> did i --dy get -- i do not feel comfortable starting this interview until i have done basic questionnaire. >> jimmy: oh. >> health. >> jimmy: for me? >> to make sure that you are safe. >> jimmy: oh, okay, all right. oh, this is a real questionnaire, okay, all right. >> health questionnaire, normal kazak plague questionnaire. in the last week, have you been in the presence for more than 15 minutes of any jews? [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: yes. all of our writers and none of our camera guys are jews. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: is that bad? >> this is bad. that is one. and your diet. as a member of hollywood elite, have you recently drunk any unpasteurized children's blood? >> jimmy: unpasteurized, no. no, i have not. >> really? >> jimmy: yeah, no. >> not in any pizza parlors recently? >> jimmy: no, no, i have the pizza delivered to the house -- >> i am surprised. and for the contact tasing i ne -- tracing i need the names and addresses of the last 12 prostitutes you have been with. >> jimmy: i'll have to get back to you -- >> why, there are more? >> jimmy: yeah -- >> were any of them women? >> jimmy: uh -- >> yes, i did not think so gl. >> jimmy: yeah. >> what is your favorite position to make sexy time?
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>> jimmy: what does that have to do with the virus? >> nothing. i just have to know. i have to imagine you. [ cheers and applause ] >> swing, swing! yes, yes? it's a catch phrase. >> jimmy: the answer is, laying on my back like a seal, yeah. >> you make it with a seal? [ laughter ] naughty-naughty! don't eat the seal! or the penguins. >> jimmy: yeah. >> are there any womens in your family with a history of illness, such as talking? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: talking? >> yes. >> jimmy: oh, yes. it's rife with talking in my family, yes. >> very bad, okay. now we can start interview. >> jimmy: okay, good. >> now that we have finished the physical examination -- >> jimmy: really? >> very quick, we'll make -- temperature check -- >> jimmy: what is that? >> this is thermometer. >> jimmy: oh, great. that goes where? >> just in your -- in your
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rear -- in your rear hole. >> jimmy: yeah, no. >> go [ bleep ]. go [ bleep ]. what the problem? why are you being resistant? you have something to hide? >> jimmy: no, i -- i just -- it doesn't look clean. >> it is very clean. i just had it in my back [ bleep ]. oh, i have the 1%, jimmy kimmel, i am too hoity toity to have the borat tunnel. hollywood elite. no wonder trump don't like you. >> jimmy: did you take that on the plane with you from kazakhstan? >> did i take this on the plane? >> jimmy: yeah. >> i didn't come by plane. >> jimmy: oh, you didn't? >> in a boat. >> jimmy: you came by boat? >> very simple, very simple. >> jimmy: yes? >> as everyone knows, the first symptom of corona-veer-rus is a green crum. >> jimmy: a what? >> a green crum. it's green.
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is it green? >> jimmy: no, not as far as i remember. >> i must inspect, i must inspect. >> jimmy: what is this device? >> this is just -- no, it's the wrong way round. >> jimmy: how will that tell you if it's green? >> i must remove. >> jimmy: all right, be careful, please. >> it's fine, it's fine, i have him, i have him. relax, relax. what's the problem? >> jimmy: yeah, i know. >> don't be ashamed. >> all right, all right. >> it is fine, hold on, relax. why are you scared? you have something to hide? you have something to hide! yes! >> jimmy: wow, he's got some grip. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: suddenly i'm powerless. >> yes. it's not only the you who control the media, now it's the kazak who control the hollywood
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host. >> jimmy: yes, yes. i don't know how you'd know if it was green from that, but okay, go ahead. >> very last thing, i need to just quickly make liquid release in this cup. >> jimmy: what? all right, you know what -- >> this one is -- hold on -- >> jimmy: yeah, they don't -- >> this one here is from conan. >> jimmy: oh, you have conan's -- what is that? >> this one is from fallon's. i didn't do an interview with him, he just gave to it me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, that's nice, he's very nice. you need one of those from me? >> yes, you can put yours on top of conan's. i'm sure it's not the first time your sperm has been mixed. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right. why don't we do that during the commercial break? >> yes, please. >> jimmy: borat is here. >> please, stop your interview. >> jimmy: yes, i will. we will be right back. (vo) when life gave them the short end of the stick...
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uber and lyft are like every big guy i've ever brought down. prop 22 doesn't "help" their drivers-- it denies them benefits. 22 doesn't help women. it actually weakens sexual harassment laws, which are meant to protect them. uber and lyft aren't even required to investigate sexual harassment claims. i agree with the la times: no on 22. uber and lyft want all the power. so, show them the real power is you. vote no on prop 22. but i can't say i expected this. because it was easy. to fight these fires, we need funding - plain and simple. for this crisis, and for the next one. prop 15 closes tax loopholes so rich corporations pay their fair share of taxes. so firefighters like me, have what we need to do the job, and to do it right. the big corporations want to keep their tax loopholes. it's what they do. well, i do what i do. if you'ld like to help, join me and vote yes on prop 15.
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is there anything else i can help you with? >> that's it.
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>> i want this one with the baby on it. >> this is our little secret. welcome. okay, what are you doing with that? whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! >> i have a baby inside me. >> hm-mm. >> and i want to take it out of me. >> hm-mm. right. >> she want it out now, please. >> right. >> can you take it out? >> no, we cannot, what you say, take it out. >> yes. >> you end that life, that life will die. >> well, it already dead. it not living. >> no, it is a living, breathing life that god has created. >> i don't think he is breathing. >> we can show you that it's breathing. >> i feel bad because i was the one who put the baby in her. >> you don't need to feel bad. >> i was just trying to give my
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daughter pleasure and next thing i know, there is a baby inside her. >> uh-huh, you keep calli ining your daughter. >> yes. >> okay. is he your father? >> yes. >> had this is your daughter? >> yes. >> yes. >> jimmy: borat and his daughter, a clip from "borat subsequent movie film." i'm going with the short -- oh, hi, how are you? oh, this is your daughter. hello, how are you? nice to meet you. how are you? well, okay, did you hey, did you steal that off the wall of our hall? >> yes. yes, you stole it. she very good thief. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. >> and she very violent. >> you must be -- >> teenagers. >> jimmy: you must be very proud, then. >> yes. >> jimmy: did you enjoy making this movie with your father? >> yes, i enjoy. i have killed 17 ducks.
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>> yes, she har. teenagers! teenagers. >> jimmy: killed 17 ducks. okay. [ speaking foreign language ] >> jimmy: oh -- what did she say? >> she said she need make [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: and so this is your second time to america, i guess? [ speaking foreign language ] >> she like your trousers, pants. >> jimmy: oh, thank you, i appreciate it. >> can she have them? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you want to have my pants? >> yes. >> jimmy: yeah, sure, later on i will leave the pants for you. >> no, now -- >> jimmy: i don't think so. [ yelling in foreign language ]
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>> it's better you give her your pants. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i just -- you know, my microphone is in the pants, so it would be a problem, you won't be able -- >> microphone? >> what the problem? jimmy, the pants. she like them. >> jimmy: later, when the show is done, then you can have the -- yes, later on. [ speaking foreign language ] >> she really want them. >> jimmy: hm? >> listen, i give you my pants, you give me yours. come on, no problem. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy, it's fine, it's fine. i give you mine. >> jimmy: you know what? >> i give you mine. jimmy, take, take. >> jimmy: yeah, okay, all right, all right >> take them. take them. >> jimmy: hold on a minute. >> jimmy, take them. >> jimmy: let me have your pants. >> take them, or i will take -- [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: okay. see, now, that's not making me feel comfortable about taking my pants off right now. >> it's fine, no, it's fine. she is getting angry, you do not want to see her violent. >> jimmy: yeah, no, all right. >> jimmy, these are high-quality underpants. >> jimmy: they're high quality. >> i know they are nice, but they are a different color. [ speaking foreign language ] >> she wants the shoes too. >> jimmy: i have no problem with the shoes. >> all right, okay, here we go. >> jimmy: all right, there you go. there we go. all right. [ cheers and applause ] there you go, i don't know why you want my pants -- >> shouldn't the underpants too. >> jimmy: no underpants. >> he won't give you. [ speaking foreign language ] >> she said, you better take them, otherwise there will be blood. [ speaking foreign language ]
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>> jimmy: what? okay, now i don't want -- i don't know why i took my pants off -- [ speaking foreign language ] >> she wants to be your wife. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's nice, that's very nice, very flattering. i am already married, though, but thank you. >> how many wife you have? >> jimmy: just one wife. >> oh, you are a woman only, only have one wife, ha ha ha! shouldn't to she want to be a wife. >> jimmy: i'm sorry, you're very kind, i'm sure you'll find a wonderful husband, it's just not going to be me. >> jimmy, where is your crum? it's hiding. >> jimmy: i'm just going to stand here like this. [ laughter ] >> good, so please, yeah, you have not asked me any questions. >> jimmy: yeah, i think we're out of time. borat, i do want to make one statement -- >> social distance. >> jimmy: i have seen your film and it is wonderful. and no one who loves you will be
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disappointed. it is miraculous. and i hope that many, many americans watch it, and tutar, you did a beautiful job in it as well. thank you for coming. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: yes, okay. [ cheers and applause ] are we done? all right, we're done. "borat subsequent movie film" et cetera premieres friday on amazon prime video. we'll be back with emma roberts! my psorii had enough!s pain? it's not getting in my way. joint pain, swelling, tenderness...much better. my psoriasis, clearer... cosentyx works on all of this. four years and counting. so watch out. i got this!
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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. i got my pants back, ozuna and doja cat are coming up. five seasons of "american horror story," the tv show, not the past four years of our lives.
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her next movie is more upbeat. it comes to netflix. please say hello to emma roberts. hello, emma. >> good to see you. >> jimmy: you are glowing, is that fair to say right now? >> why, thank you. i wonder why that could be. >> jimmy: you are with child. i would never guess it from seeing you from the waist up that you are with child. >> no one in the zoom world knows that. yes, it is true. >> jimmy: wow, there you go. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: who did this to you? are people asking you like, personal questions now? people talk to pregnant women a lot more, i think, than they talk to people just normally, right? they ask weird things? >> yes. no, people come up to me all the time and touch me or say things. i mean this had woman, a couple of days ago, she was like ready to pop any day now and i was like no, got a few more months. but thank you.
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she was like, you are huge! >> jimmy: oh, no. [ laughter ] isn't that horrible terminology to use, ready to pop? i mean, ready to pop doesn't sound good. yeah. >> i know. >> jimmy: at all. >> no, also i was walking. i'm like, what does my walk look like that this woman stopped me to tell me? >> jimmy: you posted about your pregnancy on instagram, i know. the reason that you did it is pretty, is actually funny. tell us why you wound up revealing what's going on. >> yeah, you know, i was keeping my pregnancy pretty low key. but unfortunately my mother has instagram. which mothers and instagram, it's just, it's a bad combination. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and she definitely, she spilled the beans. >> jimmy: how did she do it? in a way, the beans were drawn out of her, weren't they? >> well, you have to understand about my mom. she doesn't own a computer and she had a flip phone up until three years ago.
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literally my friends were like, why does your mom have a burner phone? a black flip phone with no camera, no nothing, it was very weird. for mother's day i got her an iphone. now we can facetime, i-message, how sweet, it was a lovefest. it was the worst thing i ever did. >> jimmy: that was a mistake? >> it started slow with like a google alert on me. which she never had before, so she was like, emma have you seen this photo from 2010? i'm like, yes, i have seen that photo, and i was getting flooded with, is this true? have you seen this, that? and i was like, this was a bad idea. then she got instagram. which was okay at first, just a couple hundred followers, which grew to a couple thousand, which grew to she had no idea what she was dealing with and called me to say, do you know who's been dm'ing me? oh, no, please don't dm with anyone. she's like, jackson browne. and i was like, mom, definitely jackson browne is not dm'ing you.
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it took my sister going through her phone to go, that's not jackson browne. she got totally catfished. it led to interacting with my fans, you know, just thanking them for all their pregnancy wishes. >> jimmy: oh, god. >> it was a disaster. and i found it all out on a plane. so i couldn't get to her. i couldn't call her or attack her. so i message with her and dm her, ask her to please stop. >> jimmy: has she stopped now? has she learned her lesson? somebody asked her if you were pregnant and she said yes, right? >> oh, yes. she was like, thank you so much for the well wishes, we're so excited! it was endless. my friends were sending me screen grabs and it was unbelievable. then when i said to her, mom, you revealed my pregnancy. she goes, emma, you announced it! and i said, no, i didn't. that was a tabloid. she's like, oh. oh, i didn't -- that wasn't
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clear. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this fake news is all very confusing, isn't it? >> she totally fell for the fake news. so, yeah, basically we kind of laughed. we kind of got in a fight. i blocked her at one point. it was my only weapon and she texted me and said, queen did you block me? sad face? and i was like, yes, i did block you. then i unblocked her. it's been an instagram war with my mother that i never saw coming. you know. a good story to tell the baby. >> jimmy: it as good story to tell the baby. do you know if you're having a boy or a girl? have you found it out? >> a boy. >> jimmy: i thought maybe all the piqnk was a hint that you were having a girl. >> well, i was convinced i was having a girl to a point that i said to my boyfriend, like if it's a boy, you can name it. when we found out, oh, you said
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i get to name him. i was like, i did say that so funny that i said that. >> jimmy: is he going to take that seriously? or is this an opportunity to pull a prank that your son will have to live with for the whole rest of his life? >> the name thing, i, of course, came with my scroll of names. i was like, let's go through my list! my boyfriend was playing very hard to get about the names. i was like, we are having a baby, you can tell me what you want to name the baby. and he was very tight lipped and he did finally, he came up with a winner that was really good. all of mine got vetoed for various reasons which i was upset about. >> jimmy: is the baby named veto? [ laughter ] >> yeah, the baby's named veto. that's actually not a bad name. >> jimmy: not only have you come up with a baby name, you've coined a new term with "holidate," this romantic comedy you're in. what is a holdidate? >> it's the thing you need most around the holidays. which is a date that is not
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romantic so everybody will stop asking you about your personal life or romantic life. so basically it's something, it can be a friend or somebody you hire or whoever, to just like go around to parties with you so your family won't try to set you up with everyone in sight or make you feel like a single loser. >> jimmy: it's a beard. like a christmas beard. like a santa beard in a way, yeah. >> nice. totally, totally. >> jimmy: and that is the premise of this film? >> it is the premise of my new movie, "holidate." it's a romantic comedy. it's so fun. i think it's definitely a great movie to watch right now. >> jimmy: what is your all-time favorite romantic comedy? >> "my best friend's wedding." >> jimmy: okay. the one starring your aunt julia, you had to pick that, right? >> no. it's comforting to me. that movie makes me laugh so
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hard. yes, my aunt happens to be in it and be amazing, but it's the one movie that's on my computer that i watch whenever i'm homesick, partially because of her, partially because it's such a great movie. >> jimmy: congratulations on little veto. [ laughter ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: the movie is "holidate," on netflix starting october 28th. emma roberts! we will be right back with ozuna and doja cat. it's following your passion to bto the very top... ...and setting the standard by which all who follow, will be measured. tequila herradura, the world's most gold medal awarded tequila. but i can't say i expected this. because it was easy. to fight these fires, we need funding - plain and simple. for this crisis, and for the next one.
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will be measured. tequila herradura, the world's most gold medal awarded tequila. >> jimmy: i want to thank emma roberts, thanks to borat, apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next but first, his album is called "enoc", here with the song, "del mar," with help from doja cat, ozuna! ♪ ♪ [ singing in foreign language ] ♪ ♪
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i don't think i've ever seen anyone more thrilled to be expecting. she was just so excited. >> i think that's also part of why it was so shocking, because it was like, this is fine. she's happy, she's healthy, everything's good. and then -- >> black women in the united states are three to four times more likely to die in childbirth than their white counterparts. >> everyone else has done better, but not african-american women. >> i remember being angry. after everything, that she's dead. just gone. >> the hospital ws in our neighborhood don't offer the things we need. >> race itself as biological reality. it's not race, it's racism. >> that's daddy, ts


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