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friday. we appreciate your time. stay tuned for jimmy kimmel. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" with guest host rob mcelhenney. tonight -- kumail nanjiani, charlotte nicdao, and music from trombone shorty. with cleto and the cletones. and now, rob mcelhenney. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hello. thank you. thank you. thank you. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i am your guest host, rob mcelhenny.
[ cheers and applause ] you may know me from my show "mythic quest" on apple tv plus. [ applause ] or as one of the five drunk [ bleep ] from "it's always sunny in philadelphia." [ cheers and applause ] now, a lot has changed since we started doing "always sunny." like now because of climate change it's always sunny everywhere all the time and we're all going to die. [ laughter ] that's not as funny as it used to be. [ laughter ] "sunny" has been going for 17 years now and people always ask me how we've managed to stay on the air for so long. well, it helps that one of our stars is danny devito. [ cheers ] yep. a man -- the man's the best. [ applause ] danny is the best. he's also looked exactly the same since the nixon administration. [ laughter ] he still has that unmistakable energy of a retired butcher who won't let his daughter date an irish. [ laughter ] i'm very grateful for everything "sunny" has given me. but that's not what tonight is about. let's forget about "sunny," guys. you're about to get to know the real me.
♪ okay, yeah. very funny. that's how we do the episode titles on our show. but, guys, i'm also a writer, a director, an entrepreneur. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. a dad. i'm so much more than my character mac. ♪ [ laughter ] okay. i get it. yeah, it was funny. once. anyway, this weekend something incredible happened to me. so don't cut me off. i was having lunch with my old pal paul rudd. and paul says to me -- ♪ i'm serious, man. can we stop with the title cards? okay. great. yeah. anyway, i was talking about p-rudd. so p-rudd mentions to me --
♪ damn, man. seriously, what's your problem? ♪ [ laughter ] oh. it's you. ♪ yeah. listen, that was years go, like way before you guys were exclusive. maybe instead of focusing on me, you should be, you know, getting to work on being a better partner for her. ♪ sorry. i don't think i got all that. ♪ aw. you see? [ cheers and applause ] rational discourse is still possible! so how many of you are visiting from out of town? [ cheers and applause ] okay, i too am from out of town.
i'm a proud philadelphia native. my wife kaitlin and i actually own a bar in philly called mac's tavern, and we set up a live feed there tonight so i can hassle the scumbags drinking away their life savings on a monday night. hello, loyal customers! [ cheers and applause ] that is erica and keenen who are behind the bar tonight. hey, guys. of everyone at the bar right now, who do you think is most likely to throw up in the urinal? >> it's going to be eric. [ laughter ] >> wow. that was quite definitive. okay, guys, since you all came out tonight to watch me host every time that i or anyone on this show says the magic word everyone in the bar gets a free beer. [ cheers and applause ] and kimmel doesn't know this,
but i found his credit card in his desk today, so he's picking up the tab. [ cheers and applause ] all right, lou, can you please tell everyone what the magic beer word is? >> lou: tonight's magic beer word is -- "guillermo." >> so anytime i or anyone on this show says that word kimmel buys the bar a round. [ applause ] wait, no, not everybody in the audience. anybody on the show. but maybe we'll get to that point. we'll see. and if he gets mad, kimmel, while he's on vacation, i'm going to blame it on -- >> guillermo! >> guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] in case he just missed it, remind everyone in the bar what your name is, sir? >> guillermo: my name is --
guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] >> that is a great job, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] you have to crack a new one. open a new beer each time i say your name. guillermo. >> guillermo: sorry. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah! >> you know how a few months ago we heard donald trump flushed documents down the toilet? now we've seen the proof. that is a photo recovered by maggie haberman of the "new york times" with notes trump reportedly flushed down the toilet. here's another from an overseas
trip. and this one is from the bathroom at mar-a-lago. [ laughter ] a birthday card from eric. poor eric. good news. president biden is now covid-free! [ applause ] happy to hear that. he's back on his feet and as healthy as a 175-year-old horse. [ laughter ] president of the united states. this was biden's second bout with the virus. you know, these rebound covid cases are quite rare. they say the odds of joe biden getting re-infected were almost as low as the odds that he gets re-elected. [ laughter ] yeah. president biden is also cracking down on monkeypox. last week the white house officially declared monkeypox to be a "public health emergency." now, i get that it's a big deal. but i think it would be easier to take monkeypox more seriously if it wasn't scald monkeypox. [ laughter ] i mean, if you put the word "monkey" in front of anything it
seems way less threatening. and in fact, kind of awesome. for example, monkey plane. i want to be on a monkey plane. monkey assassin. yes. monkey disco. who doesn't want to go to a monkey disco? how about monkey guillermo? [ cheers and applause ] we should probably send an ambulance over to the bar in philadelphia and possibly to this studio. >> guillermo: possible too. >> now, cases of monkeypox have skyrocketed in recent weeks. this outbreak has been especially tough on gay men.
so much so that president biden released this very important message just for them. >> i'm joe biden, and i approve this message. yes, queens, it's your old pal joe. and let me tell you something, man. these monkeypox are no joke. but i'm here to help. now, i know what you gays are thinking. what is old joey b know about my life? i've got more gay cred than you think. i've seen every episode of "the golden girls." i'm a blanch. flirty but tough. i endorse same-sex marriage. not because it was cool but because it was fricking hot, man. one day i listened to pete buttigieg talk about his damn trains for 45 minutes. and i just bought my first lululemon cross-body bag. i keep a clif bar in there and a couple of butterscotches in case i'm feeling like a nasty bitch. we've got to squash this disease. you sexy fellas do so much for this country. like explaining to me what the hell britney spears is doing on her instagram. whoa, nelly. that's a lot of cake. anyway. let's do this together. as a big old gay family. yeehaw! [ cheers and applause ]
>> once again, the president of the united states of america. [ laughter ] good lord. okay. so from time to time jimmy likes to shine a light on the finest journalism on tv. and with that said, congratulations are in order for meteorologist greg dootra from abc chicago, winner of tonight's award for "excellence in reporting." [ cheers and applause ] >> kind of hung up just a little bit -- i moved the map. i didn't know -- i can do that? no way! >> did you just discover that? >> oh, oh, oh, oh, man! it's a great day! it's a great day. i didn't -- i just -- i've never -- >> seriously. >> i've never touched it -- oh, my gosh. you can tilt it? what's going on here? [ cheers and applause ] >> i've watched that clip so many times. it's so joyous. he's so joyous about technology that has existed for 15 years. does he not have an iphone? imagine how much better your life would be if every morning you woke up and you could just
navigate the iphone and be just transported to another world like when you were 8 years old. good lord, that man is so happy. okay. so i'm reaching the end of my monologue here, and i know that you're supposed to end on a great joke. but i am a different kind of late-night host. so i thought we'd end on a bad joke. so let's go back to the bar to see if any of those drunks can give me a closer. hey, erica, i need a joke to end my monologue. >> i have a great one from alison that she's ready to give you. >> alison? >> i have a great one. get up there, alison. >> hello, alison. now, how -- >> hey! >> alison, i think i already know the answer to this question, but how much have you had to drink? >> oh, my gosh. probably four or five now.
yeah. thank you, rob. thank you! [ cheers and applause ] >> four or five. that feels sufficient. all right. america is watching. wow us. >> so what does a robot do during a one-night stand? >> what does a robot do -- >> nuts and bolts. >> one thing i know about comedy is that timing is important. [ laughter ] so let's try it again with another patron. erica, might you have someone else who can tell a joke in a more timely fashion? >> we've got joe. joe's got a joke. >> okay, joe. hey, joe. i've got a question for you. why the [ bleep ] are you wearing a cubs hat? >> 2016 world champs. >> buddy. you're in a bar in philadelphia. i hope you brought security or a bat. you're going to get your ass kicked, man. >> you're welcome for kyle schwarber. i mean, come on. >> okay. i hope that's not your joke,
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>> rob: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live"! i'm rob mcelhenney. tonight, from my sho"mythic quest," charlotte nicdao is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, a very talented musician. his album is called "lifted." trombone shorty from the mercedes eq stage. [ cheers and applause ] and i'll be back tomorrow night with my business partner and very handsome gentleman ryan reynolds, my life partner and beautiful lady kaitlyn olson, and music from tones and i. our first guest is an oscar- and emmy-nominated actor, comedian, and marvel superhero beefcake. next, he plays the founder of the world's greatest male-stripping empire in the limited series "welcome to chippendale's," which is coming soon to hulu. please welcome kumail nanjiani! [ cheers and applause ]
>> thank you. that's your first time doing anything like this. >> rob: this is my very first time doing anything like this. i've never done any stand-up. [ applause ] you're quite an accomplished stand-up comedian. >> i used to be. [ laughter ] i used to be funny and interesting. there was a lot of stuff i used to be. i was going to say, that's really infuriating because you really are a natural at this. like you really did a great job. [ cheers and applause ] >> rob: thank you. you seem surprised. >> i'm a little surprised. because i knew you'd be funny and charming. i just didn't think you'd have like zero stumbles and very good at reading prompter and all that stuff. and under 30 seconds. that was very impressive. >> rob: thank you.
we've known each other for quite a while. >> we have. a few years, yeah. >> rob: we met at a "game of thrones" -- >> right. i was a big fan of your show. someone likes "game of thrones." wow. guess it was a popular slow. [ laughter ] >> rob: yeah, turns out. >> and i was on a show on hbo called "silicon valley." [ cheers and applause ] so now the numbers bear out. "silicon valley" much more popular than "game of thrones."] this is science. you can't dispute it. so i used to go -- we used to go to these "game of thrones" events because of hbo. and you guys used to go because you're fans of the show. and that's where we met. >> rob: that's right. do you remember our first conversation? >> i do. [ laughter ] >> rob: yeah. he said -- i was standing there with glenn howerton, who plays dennis on my show, and my wife kaitlyn. and kumail comes walking over with his wife, emily. and the first -- the very first thing he says to me is, "i want your abs." [ cheers and applause ]
>> was that -- that was really the first thing? >> rob: yeah. >> that's what i said first? >> rob: that was the very first thing that you said. >> that is how i introduce myself to most people. [ laughter ] >> rob: i was going to say i wasn't sure if i was the first person you'd said it to that night. >> no, that's pretty standard. that's how i met emily. [ laughter ] >> rob: i just remember turning to kaitlyn and saying i like this guy. we're going to get along just great. [ laughter ] so i have the lovely distinction of working with my wife. and i know that you obviously work with your wife as well. >> i do, yeah. it's been wonderful. we just had our 15th wedding anniversary. [ cheers and applause ] 15 years. >> rob: yeah. did you do anything special? >> did we do anything special? so we were working. you know, i was shooting the chippendales show.
and she produces it. i'm in it. so she was like -- weeks before she was like let's not get each other anything. we love each other. >> rob: okay. >> whoo. my heart's going -- >> rob: my heart's going right now. >> she's like we love each other, let's not get each other. all the stress, all that. i was like great, perfect. weeks leading up to it, i'm like we're not getting each other anything. i'm in bed the night before our wedding anniversary, i have to be at work at 5:00 a.m. the next day. as i'm falling asleep i get a text from a friend of mine. he's like hey, big secret, i have two pieces of bad news for you. one, she got you something. [ laughter ] and two, it's really great. [ laughter ] so i start spiraling, you know, because i haven't -- i haven't bought a gift because i'm a man of my word. [ laughter ] >> rob: right. >> but i wake up the next morning and i'm freaking out. i get to work, and i'm like what am i going to get her? what am i going to get her? so i play this game every day. do you know this game called framed? do you know what that is? >> rob: no.
>> again -- >> rob: that's the same fan as "game of thrones." >> it really checks out. it's a game where every day you go and they show you a still guess what movie.you have to - and if you don't get it right you get another still. you get six different frames from a movie and they get easier as you go. i play this game every day. i do it every day. i have friends who get competitive about it, we text about it. so i'm sitting in the makeup chair and i play the game and the first screen pops up. and i'm like, it's a wide shot of chicago. and i'm like, i think this is the movie that emily and i did together, "the big sick." [ applause ] thank you. i type in "the big sick." that's the movie! "the big sick" is the movie. on my wedding anniversary the movie that we made about us meeting and us falling in love.
what are the odds? crazy, right? amazing. i'm like, i could do anything today. you know, i could buy a lottery ticket. i should jump in front of a bus, see what happens. [ laughter ] i'm bulletproof today. and also i was like almost crying. i was so moved. because usually moves are like -- you know, "jurassic park," "black panther," "goodfellas." i'm like wow, my movie is as big asthose movies. it's in the conversation with the same group! so now i'm waiting for emily to wake up. i've got to call her and tell her. 8:00 a.m. i call her and i say hey, emily, you should play "framed" today. and she says, i know. happy anniversary. [ audience aws ] no. this is not the right reaction. [ laughter ] because she's ruined my day three different ways now. my movie's not big enough to be with those movies. [ laughter ] two, i thought the universe was telling me i was going to have a great day. turns out the universe is just telling me that my wife is a liar. [ laughter ] and three, now i've got to get her an anniversary present. and i'm at work. >> rob: so what did you get her? > i got her a book about birds. [ applause ] >> rob: you know, you had a good couple of years. you really had a good -- >> the pandemic has really --
[ applause ] >> rob: minus the marital discord. you starred in marvel movies, some "star wars." >> one. >> rob: one which leads to many. >> well, we'll see. i don't know yet. so far it's one. >> rob: do you know how many marvel movies i've starred in? >> is it very close to zero? >> rob: it's very close to zero. [ laughter ] yeah. and also you're in "star wars" series. >> yeah, i was in "obi-wan." that's right. [ applause ] >> rob: so oscar nominated, emmy nominated -- >> i guess that's right. >> rob: marvel, "star wars." >> you guys -- i mean, you've been nominated for emmys like for "sunny." you guys probably get nominated every year for "always sunny in
philadelphia" probably. right? 17 years. at some -- a lot of nominations, racking up the noms, probably a win or two. >> rob: zero. >> i've talked to you about this. i've talked to charlie about this too. it's so unfair and wild that you guys haven't gotten nominated. it's really, really not cool. [ applause ] it's my -- it's like one of my favorite comedies. and you know -- >> rob: i knew you'd be a great guest. [ laughter ] i knew you'd be a great guest. >> listen, i love doing marvel and "star wars," but you know, adding that to it would be awesome. [ laughter ] >> rob: so on the "obi-wan" -- >> we're just changing the topic? [ laughter ] keep going. >> rob: yeah. it's my show, bitch. i can do whatever i want. [ laughter ]
whose name is it right here? does it say kumail's name? no. it says never nominated rob mcelhenny. [ laughter ] i think kimmel's up for an emmy probably again this year, right? well, i just [ bleep ] that up for you guys. now you're never going to win. [ applause ] can you tell me a little bit about what it is to play a con man? i know you play a con man in -- >> yeah. because i got to play one on "obi wan." he's a guy -- you guys have seen it. if you haven't seen it you're not going to see it anyway. i play a guy who pretends to be a jedi to get money but he's got a heart of gold and -- anyway. i looked up how con -- i looked up the tricks of con men and that kind of stuff. and you sort of like -- it's a lot of eye contact. it's saying a person's name a lot. you know? rob. [ laughter ] and it's flattering them, for instance, saying that they
should be nominated for a show. [ laughter ] >> rob: thank you. >> that they unfairly have not been nominated for yet. >> rob: i really appreciate that. >> rob. >> rob: there is another person whose name, maybe you could lock eyes with him and say his name and that could take us to break. >> guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] >> rob: more with kumail nanjiani after this. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ but i like it, i love it, ♪ ♪ i want some more of it ♪ ♪ i try so hard, i can't rise above it ♪ ♪ i don't know what it is 'bout that little ♪ get a dozen shrimp for only one dollar with any steak entrée. now that's eatin' good in the neighborhood.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> rob: welcome back. i'm here with kumail nanjiani. kumail, your new show. >> rob. >> rob: yes. your new show is called "welcome to chippendales." >> that's right. >> rob: i have a new show. it's called "welcome to wrexham." but we're here to talk about you. it would be interesting to do a very special crossover episode, would it not? >> would it be like a bunch of male strippers going to wales? >> rob: or it good be some north walian strippers that come to los angeles. "welcome to wrexham chippendales." >> wow. we really came up with that. right now? >> rob: in the moment. that happened in the moment. >> it is a couple of welcome to
shows. for us it was -- the reason we called it "welcome to chippendales" is because we couldn't think of a name. [ laughter ] >> rob: yeah. >> we were like what's the -- oh, welcome. okay. let's do that. >> rob: did you have actual male strippers? >> we had professional dancers who played male strippers on the show, yeah. and they were very, very, very, very good. [ cheers ] someone's just wooing the concept of someone being good. yay for not ineptitude. [ laughter ] it was great. it was wild because we had -- we would have the performance that we would film and we would have like 100 background. it was all women because this guy who started the club wouldn't let men into the club other than -- during the performance men couldn't come into the club and so they would do this performance and they would tell the actors playing the audience to not make a sound to get the dialogue and all that stuff. and each time they yelled cut the audience would explode. it was like a real reaction.
it was like a real wild reaction. it was really kind of exciting. i was like oh, this is why chippendales is huge. every time. we would do it like 40, 50 times a day. and every time it was like they'd never seen a guy with a sock down his pants. [ laughter ] >> rob: was that the trick? were they utilizing that trick? >> oh, yes. [ laughter ] i mean, none of these -- i mean, maybe a couple of the dancers got that going on. but mostly lies down there. [ laughter ] >> rob: or is this just something you needed to tell yourself? >> no, i saw them do it. and in the beginning i was like, wow, everybody's really -- what was the audition process for this? [ laughter ] everyone's feeling great about themselves and i feel terrible. [ laughter ] but i looked closely and it was just real uniform. you know what i mean? like -- >> rob: there was no definition is what you're -- >> there was no definition. >> rob: okay. >> it was just sort of like a folded -- it was sort of like --
>> rob: oh. that's a strange sock. [ laughter ] >> it was sort of like that. it was just like flat and it looked hard. [ laughter ] >> rob: oh. they have drugs for that. could be. >> i don't think this was -- this was stuff that they were stuffing down there for sure. >> rob: do you remember the old -- the old game to find your stripper name it would be your first pet and the street that you grew up on? >> yeah. >> rob: what would your stripper name be? >> bagel clifton. [ applause ] >> rob: bagel clifton? >> yeah. because my first -- i live with bagel now. she's my first pet i've ever had. she's a gorgeous little cat. and clifton was the street in karachi because you know, the british used to run us and they named some stuff including that street. what would yours be? >> rob: peppy plumstead. [ laughter ] >> that is actually good.
>> rob: pretty good, right? guillermo? [ cheers and applause ] he's going to be absolutely hammered by the end of this. guillermo, can you remember at this point what your stripper name would be? >> guillermo: mine was paco easter. >> rob: paco easter. >> guillermo: yeah. [ laughter ] >> rob: okay. i want to see you shotgun that beer. can we make that happen? >> yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> rob: wow. so thank you for coming, kumail, and being my very first guest on a talk show. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you for having me. >> rob: "welcome to chippendales" is coming soon to hulu. we will be right back with charlotte nicdao.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> rob: welcome back! australia has bestowed many gifts upon us -- uggs, vegemite, speedos, platypuses, and our next guest, whom i have the pleasure of co-starring alongside on the series "mythic quest." >> poppy, where are you? >> i'm in here. >> where's here? >> the bathroom. >> where is the bathroom? i can never find this damn thing. >> you're the one that didn't want lines anywhere in the office. >> poppy. lines are so web 1. you don't want to be in web 1, do you? >> i have no idea. what web are we in right now? >> the whole office is outfit for web 3, but most of the world is in web 2 transitioning to web 3. if i have to be honest, i'd say i'm actually web 4. metaphorically speaking of course. >> okay. well, the toilet's clogged. so call the imagineers to come flush my [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] >> rob: nothing but class on
“mythic quest.” season 3 premieres in fall on apple tv plus. please welcome charlotte nicdao. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ welcome to my show! >> this is so fun. are you just good at everything? >> rob: oh. >> must be nice. >> rob: this is charlotte's -- this is your first talk show. >> it's my first one. [ cheers and applause ] >> rob: this is my first talk show, as you know. how many people in the audience is this your first talk show? [ cheers and applause ] they're the best audience. >> i came out here, and i felt it immediately. >> rob: yes. >> how fun that you just get to be here the whole night. >> rob: it's pretty great. >> i'm jealous. >> rob: it's so great to see you. >> so nice to see you, rob. >> rob: the last time i saw you was at comic-con. >> yes, it was. >> rob: you had a bit of an injury. >> i had an incident. i -- i sprained my ankle. i fell down.
yeah. it was sad. it was really sad. and it was absolutely not of my own making. i was really excited to be at comic-con for the first -- it was my first time at comic-con. and i got there a little early so i could enjoy the convention. and i decided to go to an optional party. >> rob: okay. aren't all parties optional? >> it was a party i wasn't professionally obligated to go to. >> rob: got it. >> and i decided to wear a pair of shoes that also was optional. i could have worn sneakers, and i thought i'm going to just practice in these shoes that i'm meant to be wearing for my professional obligation later. and you know, i had a vodka soda. i enjoyed the night. and on the way home i decided to get a slice of pizza on the way back to the hotel. and i fell right down. and i was with imani hakim. and she says she remembers me saying "i'm going to throw up now" from the pain. >> rob: oh.
>> yeah. >> rob: i see. it seemed like you were blaming the shoes, but it sounds like it's more the vodka's fault. >> no, no. i had maybe what, four -- i had maybe -- i had a number of vodka sodas. and i do think it was the shoes. but you know, i had to get right back on the horse. i know that you sprained your ankle recently too, right? >> rob: yes. >> and you came on this show. you were wearing the boot and you were -- you had a cane. >> rob: i did, yes. >> but i, as you have noticed, i don't have the boot on and i don't have a cane. and i'm actually wearing the shoes that i was wearing -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> rob: are you implying that you healed faster than i did? >> it might be an age thing. [ laughter ] >> rob: i think you're correct. we have become very close over the last few years. >> yes, we have. >> rob: it's a very special, special environment over at "mthic quest," is it not? >> it is. it is. i mean, we've all become really
close. the whole cast is like -- we're all like best friends. >> rob: yes. i seem to remember you engineering some kind of trip to a spa. >> yeah. well, we -- i met the rest of the actresses, jessie, imani, and ashley, at a wardrobe fitting i think before we started filming. and we went for dinner that night. and i think i had a vodka soda and -- [ laughter ] >> rob: okay. >> and i suggested that we should all hang out the next day. and i had just discovered korean spa, which i don't know if you guys know about korean spas. they're amazing. they -- you do have to be nude in them. and they were like, we just met you. [ laughter ] we don't want to go be naked in a bathtub with you yet. [ laughter ] >> rob: and? >> well, we've been since. but we didn't go right away. [ laughter ] >> rob: i'm sensing a common denominator here. and it's not the shoes. >> it might not be the shoes. >> rob: speaking of alcohol,
would you like to say the special drinking word? >> yeah, can i say the special drinking word? >> rob: yes. >> which direction -- where -- guillermo? [ cheers and applause ] >> rob: okay. so we had kumail on earlier and we were talking about "star wars." and i know you very well. and i know that you are a massive, massive "star wars" fan. >> how could you not? i feel like i'm constantly talking about it. >> rob: yes. and i believe we have a clip of something you shot when you were a little girl. >> yes. when i was a child. >> rob: can we see that, please? >> princess. >> you're alive. >> i need to find -- ♪
[ cheers and applause ] >> rob: okay. >> it cut right before i got hit with the light saber. >> rob: i can tell. i'll say this. i know you love being on "mythic quest," as do i. but i believe it's your dream to be associated in some way with the "star wars" -- >> my whole life is just a child to "star wars" pipeline. i'm just trying to get there any way possible. >> i will say this. on a serious note. you are one of the most talented people i've ever worked with. [ cheers and applause ] yes. i think you are a superstar, and i would like to speak on your behalf to anybody who's casting or making any version of the next "star wars." hire this woman, please. [ cheers and applause ] she is incredible. well, charlotte, i want to say thank you. and i love you. and i love -- >> i love you. >> rob: and thank you for sharing this with me. you're absolutely amazing. >> you're amazing. >> rob: season 3 of "mythic
quest" premieres this fall on apple tv plus. we'll be right back with music from trombone shorty. [ cheers and applause ] >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. flex alert! flex alert! a power outage is looming. that's just alert, he's always getting worked up about something. flex alerts notify us of preventable power outages. that way we always know when to help stop one. okay, flex, just drop some knowledge on me again. oh okay, i will. i'll turn our thermostat to 78. i'll unplug the blender. the hair dryer. - my blankie? - yep! - let's taco 'bout it! - nope. ohh, we can save the laundry 'til the morning. yes please. oh, little things like this help save our power and help save us from outages. with flex alerts, the power is ours. learn more at powersaverrewards.org.
>> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes e-q. all electric, all mercedes. [ cheers and applause ] >> rob: that's all the time we have. i want to thank kumail nanjiani, charlotte nicdao, and guillermo! [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, i'll be back with ryan reynolds, my wife kaitlin olson and music from tones and i. "nightline" is next, but first, his album is called "lifted." here with the song "i'm standing here," trombone shorty and orleans avenue! ♪ ♪ money for nothing time after time finger on the button rolling the dice ♪
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