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upholstered in recycled denim. [ light laughter ] yeah. a car that actually comes with denim or as jay leno calls it, "erotica." [ laughter ] he'll love that joke. yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> steve: smooth denim. >> jimmy: yeah. that's right. they're using denim for the interior. the one problem is people keep ordering a car one size too small, hoping they'll eventually fit into it. [ laughter ] they're like, "i know i'm not a 34 now, but i'm going to the gym and -- i got cool sneakers. gonna start jogging." [ applause ] everyone's talking about this. there's a new video online that shows miley cyrus taking a bong hit -- [ cheers ] and saying "i'm having a little
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bit of a bad trip." [ light laughter ] but luckily, she had a friend there to talk her through it, tell her everything was gonna be okay and then post the whole thing on tmz. [ laughter ] that's what -- that's what friends are for. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: that's a good friend of her's. ♪ that's what friends are for ♪ do you think elton john, dionne warwick and ♪ three bong hits four bong hits ♪ ♪ knowing you will have a real bad trip ♪ ♪ for sure that's what friends are for ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: right. >> jimmy: check this out. a group of chinese housewives were busted for trying to smuggle ipads and cell phones into china. oh, man, that is so "real house wives of beijing county." [ laughter ] this is a cool story. a couple in toronto had their facebook friends vote on the name of their newborn daughter. so, congratulations to the couple and their baby girl, "like." [ laughter ] "like."
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and finally, a town in germany is making prostitutes pay a pleasure tax for every day they work. wow, they are always getting screwed by the man. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ nothing's ever promised tomorrow today ♪ and nothing lasts forever but be honest, babe ♪ ♪ it hurts but it may be the only way holiday ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love the look. that's my man. adam levine from maroon 5! adam! he's the best. thanks so much, buddy. thanks for doing that.
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>> you're welcome. >> jimmy: i appreciate it. >> right on. >> jimmy: i heard you doing a little sting for us before -- before the show started. >> technically it's the police we were doing. >> jimmy: yeah. >> not sting. not sting's solo career. jimmy: that's correct but you were doing sting. >> i was singing like sting in the police. [ laughter ] no, i'm being a stickler, i'm sorry. i'm sorry. >> jimmy: hey, you know what? somebody has to be a stickler. >> my bad, my bad. >> jimmy: no problem, man. i hear ya. quest was doing stewart copeland. >> jimmy: and, yeah -- and you were doing andy. yeah. very, very good. what did you -- do you have a -- do you ever do police songs on record? >> yeah, we love to cover the police 'cause i have a high voice like -- like sting, who's in the police. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i only know his solo stuff so i don't know what you're talking about. [ laughter ] >> i'm just a "fields of gold" guy. >> jimmy: well, thanks for being here, buddy. i appreciate it, man. >> right on, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's a good man. we have such a great finish to the week tonight. from the movie "all good things" and she is fantastic in this movie, the lovely and talented kirsten dunst is here.
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[ cheers and applause ] one of my faves. this next guy is the lead singer -- the lead singer of twisted sister, who is currently starring in "rock of ages" on broadway. dee snider is joining us! [ cheers and applause ] come on. and like i said, we've got some great music from the one and only maroon 5, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] what a show! you can't do that. you can't do that. you can't do that. double thumbs-up. >> leave me alone. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to talk to you. i want to talk to you. >> i want to talk to you, too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now i have nothing to say. >> love you. >> jimmy: it's awkward. >> i love you. >> jimmy: this is weird. >> move on. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you guys, there are exactly ten shows before we go on christmas break. so it's time for that beloved "late night" tradition, "12 days of christmas sweaters." here we -- ♪ ♪ 12 days of christmas sweaters
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10 days left ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right, everybody. every show between now and christmas, we're giving one lucky audience member a kick-ass christmas sweater from the "countdown to christmas" cabinet. since there are ten days left, let's open door number ten. [ drum roll ] whoa. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] that was a beautiful -- [ cheers and applause ] santa's -- santa's cleaning his outfit. it's a clothing line with all of santa's -- yeah. all of santa's stuff ready to go for christmas. he's cleaning his stuff, getting it ready. air-dried and ready for the holiday season. you guys, let's see who's going to go home with tonight's sweater. everyone, look at your seat number right now and if i call your number, i need you to jump up and let me know where you are. quest, can i get a drum roll, please? [ drum roll ]
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who wants me to pick their number? come on! who wants it. send the vibe. send the vibe. send the vibe. [ cheers and applause ] 303! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] yeah, very good, hey! right up in the front. how are you? >> i'm good! >> jimmy: come on up. what is your name? >> alicia. >> jimmy: alicia? >> um hm. >> jimmy: alicia, where are you from? >> dallas. >> jimmy: dallas, texas. now, do you wear sweaters in dallas? >> yes. >> jimmy: you do? [ laughter ] and what do they look like, normally? >> like this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. it's a little -- i mean, it's the holiday season. i think you need to dress it up a little bit with this awesome gift, right here. look at this guy. i mean, i can just tell by your face that you are so excited. >> so excited. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. would you mind trying it on now? >> sure. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i think that would be cool. ♪ and pull it over. want to pull it over? this is gonna be nice. people are gonna be so jealous. [ laughter ]
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they might not even talk to you. [ laughter ] man, i can tell all ready this is a winner. oh, wow. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] adorable, look at that. that's fantastic. that's a great sweater. give it a round of -- another round of applause for alicia, our winner. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much, everybody. we'll be right back with "thank you notes." come on back! [ ch ♪ > app don't forget mrs. collier.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to our show, everybody. quickly, i just wanted to mention that just today, mere hours ago, i launched my facebook fan page. that's right. [ cheers and applause ] it's live, baby. if you go right now to facebook.com/jimmyfallon, you can see some of my old embarrassing videos from "the groundlings." check out some photos from my "snl" days, incriminating as well. and even better, you can like me. [ laughter ] you can really, really like me. we're going to be putting up lots of fun stuff there, over
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the next few months. it's gonna be fun, so check it out, please. [ cheers and applause ] i'm very excited about it. you guys, today is friday and that's usually when i catch up on personal stuff. i check my inbox, i return my e-mails and of course, i send out thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] -- send out a thank you note. i'm running a bit behind today, so i thought, if you guys wouldn't mind, i'd just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. is that cool? is that all right? [ cheers and applause ] jim, do you have any thank you note music? ♪ oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] oh, man. man, oh, man. that's very emotional. thank you so much. [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, snow angels -- for being horizontal jumping jacks. [ laughter ] ♪
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thank you, wikileaks spokesperson julian assange -- for looking less like an internet whistleblower and more like someone who should be playing keytar in a flock of seagulls. [ laughter ] [ applause ] -- keytar references. ♪ thank you, hanukkah -- for being like the longer, more boring director's cut of christmas. [ laughter ] [ applause ] ♪ thank you, procrastination -- for -- oh, i'll finish this one later. [ laughter ]
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ thank you, nancy pelosi -- for lighting the capitol christmas tree as one of your final acts as house speaker. pretty smooth move, considering you don't gotta take that shiz down. [ laughter ] well played. [ cheers ] well played. [ applause ] ♪ thank you, the term "hard to shop for" -- for being a nice way of saying, "ungrateful a-hole." [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: we need those terms. ♪ jimmy: thank you, fingerless gloves -- for being much more practical than crotchless long johns. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]
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thank you for posing for that picture, adam. i appreciate it. [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, the christmas song "santa baby" -- for letting us know that santa was having an affair with some floozy gold digger. [ laughter ] [ applause ] ♪ stupidest song i've ever heard in my life. [ laughter ] shut up. what are you talking like a baby for? >> steve: hey kids, listen to this song! [ as eartha kitt ] >> jimmy: ♪ i don't even know all the words santa -- ♪ shut up! [ laughter ] what's wrong with you? what's wrong with you? >> steve: this isn't "guys and dolls"! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: are you dumb? you're talking like you're an old gangster. a baby gangster. yeah. oh my god.
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oh my god. [ as eartha kitt ] ♪ boopie, doopie come down the tree and -- ♪ shut up! enough, enough! what? oh my god. >> steve: [ as eartha kitt ] i live on 33rd and 3rd. >> jimmy: 33rd and 3rd? >> steve: [ as eartha kitt ] no! 33rd and 3rd. >> jimmy: get out of here! who are you? i'm santa claus, leave me alone! [ laughter ] i'm a married man. ♪ [ laughter ] thank you, trying to start a fire in the fireplace -- for helping me realize that if i were stranded in the wilderness ever, without a duraflame and two books of matches, i would freeze to death in 20 minutes. [ laughter ] i don't know how to do that. this is the last thank you note right here. [ audience aws ] [ laughter ] ♪ >> steve: [ as eartha kitt ]
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i don't even know how to write. what is this, candy? >> jimmy: it's a pen. you write -- why did i hire you? >> [ as eartha kitt ] i don't know. ♪ dance the boopie doo -- shut up! quit singing that song! it's awful! [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] thank you, quicktime icon on my desktop -- for looking like a q, smoking a cigarette after sex. [ laughter ] there you have it. those are my thank you notes, everybody. we'll be right back with kirsten dunst! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ bear 1: hey, we're in a geico.com commercial right now did you know that? bear 2: wait, what? right now? bear 1: right now. bear 2: but we aren't actors. we're bears. or dogs. or something.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. you know our first guest this evening from movies like "bring it on," "the virgin suicides" and the "spider-man" franchise. her new film, "all good things," is currently limited release. it's also available on demand.
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it's a smart, scary movie. she's great in it. please welcome my pal, kirsten dunst, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> baby! >> jimmy: oh my god, you're doing "santa baby"? you love "santa baby," right? >> my dad wrote that song -- >> jimmy: your dad did not write "santa baby," you liar! >> no. >> jimmy: thank you so much for coming on the show! >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: i thought you've have a talk show now. >> i know. it's been a little -- we've done a lot of things together, jimmy and i, in the past. >> jimmy: yes, we've hosted -- we hosted -- that was the best thing we did. >> yeah, we hosted the mtv awards. >> jimmy: we hosted the mtv movie awards and i made you dress up in a cowboy outfit -- >> yes. jimmy: and line dance -- >> and sing madonna. >> jimmy: and sing madonna and line dance with "the planet of the apes." >> yeah, i was not as good as you. >> jimmy: what are you talking about? that was fantastic. >> i was a little embarrassed watching. >> jimmy: well, you weren't embarrassed doing it. you look -- well, you looked so cute. you were great. >> thanks. >> jimmy: we have to talk about this movie, "all good things." you're phenomenal in this movie.
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>> thank you. >> jimmy: gorgeous, but your acting is through the roof. it's a crazy, crazy weird story. >> yeah, it's a true crime story. it happened in the '80s. this woman went missing. her husband was a big real estate mogul and it kind of got brushed under the rug but i play his wife, who went missing. >> jimmy: he goes -- ryan gosling plays the guy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and he just -- there's something off with him or what -- like, it's 'cause his dad had money and -- >> well, there is a lot of pressure on him. he witnessed his mother's death and -- yeah, it -- i mean, i don't know exactly if he had a certain condition. he acts a little like, slightly asperger's-like or -- >> jimmy: yeah, he goes like "amityville" crazy. >> he goes really dark, yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, he just goes totally nuts, man. >> i mean, yeah, it's questionable whether or not -- >> jimmy: he kills you. >> yeah, he kills me. he gets away with the -- >> jimmy: he kills like three people. >> yeah he gets away with a lot and the guy's still out and -- >> jimmy: he gets off? >> yeah, he gets off, yeah. >> jimmy: and he's free, roaming the streets now, having fun and -- >> yeah. yeah, he has a place in l.a. i've heard and -- >> jimmy: i mean, he's dressed as -- he dressed like a woman. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's what he did. >> he did that, too.
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>> jimmy: i'm very in the lead here, yeah. i'm sorry. the guy -- he goes nuts and he moves to texas or something? where's he go? >> yeah, he moves to galveston, texas. he becomes a mute and dresses like a woman. >> jimmy: he pretends he's mute and dresses like a woman. >> yes. >> jimmy: and then he murders his neighbor out there. >> yes. >> jimmy: chopped him up. >> and he got off too. he spent, like, nine months in jail. >> jimmy: the movie's bonkers, you gotta see this. >> or just like -- [ light laughter ] he got nine months in jail for dismembering -- for disposing of a body improperly. like, that's what he went to jail for. not for murder, not -- >> jimmy: disposing a body improperly? >> yeah. normal. normal stuff >> jimmy: at least have some respect when you gotta dispose of a body yourself. [ laughter ] man, oh man. everyone's great in the movie but, man. and this -- andrew jarecki? >> yeah, andrew jarecki, who directed "capturing the friedmans," which is a great documentary. >> jimmy: and he did a documentary -- it was a cool thing. i've never heard of a director doing this. he made a documentary before he cast the movie, right? or showed you guys -- >> yeah, no, he made it -- kind of during his research and writing the script, he interviewed her family members
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and their neighbors and anyone who was willing to talk about what had happened and so, it was about 20 minutes but it was great research for us and it informed him and all the people in the documentary were for the script as well. >> jimmy: and to even make it -- even more freaky and creepy, there was a rumor that the guy -- the real guy that it's based on, saw that you guys were making a movie and visited the set and you didn't know he was there? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what? [ audience groans ] >> there was a -- yeah, it was weird. there's this whole -- >> jimmy: he's not here, is he? [ laughter ] >> you never know. >> jimmy: are you in the audience? >> oh god. >> jimmy: wait, i think i know who he is. he's the guy who tries to start a wave and no one wants to do it. [ laughter ] have you met him? there he is, right there. there he is -- look at this guy. >> i saw him. >> jimmy: yeah, here he is. ready? [ applause ] watch. try it. try it! try it! try it! no -- there it is. that's the guy. yep. tries to start a wave.
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nobody will do it. [ applause ] but, wait, so he came to the set and -- >> apparently, yeah. he was -- whenever we'd shoot in new york or maybe he even came to connecticut. i don't know. he was like lingering on the streets somewhere, watching us film. >> jimmy: how did you find this out? >> because there was this "new york times" article and he talked about seeing the film and how much he liked the film and how close it was and how good i was at playing kathy and -- >> jimmy: the woman he murdered? >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: wow! >> and then he -- he almost cried three times. i mean, the whole and thing and how it was very close to the truth and that he definitely had something to do with her missing. >> jimmy: 'cause what happens is there's the story -- right now, they don't even know where her body is, right? >> no, they never found it. >> jimmy: that's awful. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's awful. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and then -- and then, like years later, they just -- what, they reopened the case or something? or they found -- >> they did re-open the case. >> jimmy: dna or something? >> because yeah, they though that, you know, nowadays, with the technology, they could help find some more clues but nothing still. >> jimmy: he still got off? >> yeah. >> jimmy: god, that's so fascinating. really, really cool movie. we have a clip from the movie "all good things." here's kirsetn dunst. >> maybe i should go stay at my mom's until i sort things out. >> you're joking, right? why would you give up everything you've done just because of him? and you're not leaving new york
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to move back to long island. >> ma'am, i'm sorry. your card was declined. >> what? i -- try it again. >> well, i -- i already did. >> i don't understand. >> do you have another card or cash? >> it's only $22.75. >> i know how much. here. >> what the hell are you looking at? eat your salad. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: kristen wiig in there. i love wiigy. [ cheers and applause ] >> she's awesome. >> jimmy: i love kristen wiig. nick offerman in there too? >> yeah, he's in there. he's great. >> jimmy: great cast. >> he's great, yeah. >> jimmy: oh, it's phenomenal. he plays your brother? >> in the film, yeah. >> jimmy: more with kirsten dunst when we come back, everybody. stick around. we're gonna play a german game. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: hey, everybody. we are back with kirsten dunst. her new movie "all good things" is out in new york and l.a. and you can find it on demand. >> oh yeah, you can watch it after jimmy tonight if you want. >> jimmy: you could watch it right -- is it out right now?
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>> oh yeah. >> jimmy: so you don't have to be -- if you're not in new york or l.a. -- >> yeah, you can watch it. >> jimmy: -- and you feel like watching it, go on demand. bleep-blorp it. [ laughing ] >> bleep-blorp it. >> jimmy: yeah. bleep, bleep-blorp. and then pause it -- whatever. [ laughter ] hey, do you ever play hide the pickle? >> yeah -- no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that correct? am i saying this right? you're german heritage, right? >> yeah. yeah, my dad's from germany. we just actually went across southern germany together like on a father-daughter tour. >> jimmy: oh, that's nice. >> yeah, yeah, that's nice. >> jimmy: a little bonding. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's good. i like germany. i think i'm a little german as well. but there, apparently there's a holiday tradition called hide the pickle. >> yeah, it's -- >> jimmy: anybody know what i'm talking about? >> sounds a little weird. >> jimmy: i mean some people play it. maybe some weird uncle -- >> anybody? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who plays hide the pickle. what is this game? >> nobody knows hide the pickle? >> jimmy: it's not dirty. it's not a dirty game. what you do is -- here's the rules. we bring out a tree -- a christmas tree. the roots will play some pickle hunting music. good luck. [ laughter ] you and i are going to run over to the tree and we're gonna search to find this pickle. the pickle looks like this guy here. [ laughter ] it's hiding -- i think. >> we're going to run over to the tree?
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>> jimmy: well we could -- >> i need -- i need -- >> jimmy: we can walk. >> a five-second -- >> jimmy: we can walk. >> okay, good. >> jimmy: here, he talks. she says something. >> pickle: hi, i'm pickle. [ laughter ] and then hit the button again to start the game. >> jimmy: what? >> that is so weird. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know what that means. we are not doing it with -- with the button play. so, he's hidden in the tree. let's bring out the tree. ♪ >> jimmy: now whoever -- whoever finds the pickle -- >> i'm already looking for this. >> jimmy: gets a -- don't cheat. whoever finds the pickle gets to get the special christmas gift under the tree. so it's very exciting. you ready to play? >> yeah let's -- >> jimmy: let's slowly walk over to the tree. >> okay, yeah. >> jimmy: one, two, three. here we go. ♪ >> where the hell is this damn pickle? >> jimmy: all right i'm gonna get -- do you see it?
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♪ >> it's hidden pretty well, i have to say. ♪ where the hell is the damn pickle? ♪ >> jimmy: this is ridiculous. >> are we blind? >> jimmy: i don't know. there's one pickle in there. ♪ >> did they forget to put the pickle in the -- pickle. >> jimmy: hey! >> you found it? >> jimmy: yes! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> congratulations. >> jimmy: our first traditional hide the pickle event. i can't take the present from you, kirsten. here's your christmas present. >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: happy holidays. you can open it. >> wait, i thought there was two under there. it looked like there were two >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ] just one. it's very special. >> okay, let's see. my first -- i knew it'd be a sweater! ♪ >> jimmy: beautiful christmas sweater. isn't it nice? >> yeah. >> jimmy: can you put it on? >> i will put it on right now. >> jimmy: oh, i'm so excited. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's going to be fantastic. everyone needs a good christmas
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sweater. >> yeah, this is awesome. i don't have one, so -- >> jimmy: oh, my gosh, it looks -- it's gorgeous. >> hold on. wait, help me with the back. it's stuck or something. >> jimmy: sorry. oh, yeah, sorry about that. >> oh i think it's hooked to my hook. >> jimmy: that's really weird. [ laughter ] you know, that's just weird. >> this is like a clothing commercial. >> jimmy: it's actually stuck to some hook. there you go. you can tell how smooth i was on my first date too, yeah. [ laughter ] i'm like i don't -- i can't do it. [ laughter ] come on, i'm cute. i love it. [ cheers and applause ] kirsten dunst. go see her in "all good things." she's fantastic. we'll be right back with dee snider. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ mike ] my name is mike and i quit smoking. i knew for years before i quit that i needed to quit and i went online to find a way. ♪ what really excited me about chantix -- it's a non-nicotine pill. i didn't want nicotine to give up nicotine. while you're taking the medication, for the first week, you can go ahead and smoke. [ male announcer ] prescription chantix is proven to help people quit smoking. when i was taking the chantix, it reduced the urge to smoke. [ male announcer ] some people had changes in behavior, thinking or mood, hostility, agitation,
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depressed mood and suicidal thoughts or actions while taking or after stopping chantix. if you notice any of these symptoms or behaviors, stop taking chantix and call your doctor right away. tell your doctor about any history of depression or other mental health problems, which could get worse while taking chantix. if you develop serious allergic or skin reactions, stop taking chantix and see your doctor right away as some of these can be life-threatening. don't take chantix if you've had a serious allergic or skin reaction to it. dosing may be different if you have kidney problems. until you know how chantix affects you, use caution when driving or operating machinery. common side effects include nausea, trouble sleeping and unusual dreams. ♪ it feels wonderful. i don't smoke. i don't smoke. [ male announcer ] it's a new year. so, ask your doctor about chantix. and find out how you could save money on your prescription go to chantix.com to learn more and get terms and conditions.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, very nice. our next guest is the front man of the heavy metal band twisted sister. now you can see him right here on broadway in "rock of ages." ladies and gentlemen, please welcome dee snider! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ all right mr. sister i want you to tell me what it is you want to do with your life ♪ ♪ i wana rock! >> nice, theme music. perfect. >> jimmy: perfect theme music for you. >> you had to. >> jimmy: thank you so much for being here. nice mustache there. >> thank you for saying something about this. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i had to grow this thing for "rock of ages" and it's like the elephant in the room. no one ever mentions that it's here. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i haven't been kissed by my wife in three months now. it's like -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's insane. >> i look like the biker in the village people, you know? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, you don't. >> i'm a do rag and a couple of
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22 inch pythons away from wrestle mania, you know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's good, yeah. oh! [ cheers and applause ] hulkamania --hulkamania. >> hulkamainia. [ cheers and applause ] oh yeah! [ impersonates hulk hogan ] let me tell you something, brother. i have been dying to say something about it this thing, you know? >> jimmy: yeah? oh, that's fantastic. yeah, you got -- you got it over hulk hogan -- it's great. you're doing "rock of ages" now. >> yeah. >> jimmy: on broadway. how is it? >> it is, it is -- unbelievable experience. >> jimmy: i got to see this. >> the most challenging thing that i have done. >> jimmy: really? >> i mean going from the rock stage to the broadway stage it's like apples and oranges. and it's exciting. >> jimmy: and it's every single day and it's like -- it never stops. >> yeah, eight shows a week, six days a week. and it's as grueling as the road. and again, amazing opportunity for me. >> jimmy: and if people don't know "rock of ages," it's basically just all classic 80's anthems, right? >> well, "rock of ages," yeah, it's a comedy, first of all, which a lot people don't realize. and it's all hits of the late '70's and '80's. and it's a couple of twisted sister songs in there. >> jimmy: oh cool. >> oh, it's a great show.
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i mean it's -- >> jimmy: you don't sing the twisted sister songs? >> no. it's weird. i don't sing my own songs in the show. >> jimmy: that's must drive you nuts. >> it's really weird cause -- and we recently went on tour with twisted down to south america. i was terrified that they'd go into "we're not gonna take it" -- i would stand there. [ laughter ] waiting for it to be done. but i went to like -- >> jimmy: just stand there and be like -- nope. >> after three months on the road with twisted, they that we were kinda -- instead counting into songs. one, two, three, four. they went five, six, seven, eight! [ laughter ] i didn't know when to come in. >> jimmy: burning you -- yeah. i mean, that must be, cause i -- i've seen your reality show. i've seen you on t.v. with your family. >> "growing up twisted." >> jimmy: yeah, i mean your kids seem like cool kids. like normal kids. >> as far as you can tell so far, yeah. [ laughter ] you know, i -- they -- >> jimmy: but i mean they must be going a little crazy like when they see like old pictures of you come up in the family album. >> like oh, yeah, here we go -- yeah. yes. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: there's dad right there. [ cheers and applause ] >> hi, kids. it's your dad. >> jimmy: yeah -- look at that. >> i -- i actually am stunned that my kids think i'm cool they think what i did was cool. they're proud of me, but there have been moments. a number of years ago the rock and roll hall of fame did a heavy metal display and they
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wanted to display that costume -- the -- and stay hungry outfit. i was going through my old costumes and in the early days of the band i used to wear women's clothing. because we couldn't afford anything. so, you'd go down to the big and tall women's shop and get something -- ooh, gross, you know. wear that. and so as i'm going through the box, my kids were watching as we get down to the lingerie and the stockings. my 8 year old, then eight year old son, cody goes, "dad, did you used to be a transsexual?" [ laughter ] and with great pride, i turned to him and said, "son, i was a transvestite. [ laughter ] if i were a transsexual, you wouldn't be here." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: give him a little homework. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> like i said, the scars are yet to show. >> jimmy: but -- and twisted sister, wasn't -- the band had the name when you joined, right? >> yeah. i joined the band. they were an existing band and they wanted to change the name twisted sister and i said, "no way. that name is money." and the name actually came from the original singer, i'll give him some props, michael valentine. he was drunk.
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and he called my guitar player j.j. french and woke him up in the middle of the night and said -- [ with drunk voice ] "i got the perfect name for the band. it's twisted sister." it was just a real drunk stammer, you think about it. a lot of -- >> jimmy: yeah, it's hard to say when you get -- [ slurring ] >> jimmy: you're eating twizzlers? >> yeah, what'd you say? sizzly wizzlers? [ laughter ] no, twisted -- >> jimmy: sizzly wizzlers. >> we could have been the sizzly wizzlers. [ laughter ] for god's sake. >> jimmy: that would be fantastic. >> unfortunately, j.j. remembered, and and michael didn't and the name stuck, so. >> jimmy: what is the metal horn thing? what's going on? >> oh, take backthehorns.com. >> jimmy: takebackthehorns.com >> yeah, i started a website because there is a severe overuse of the metal horns. i'm seeing them thrown -- i saw a guy on the express line at an grocery store successfully check out eight items or less and he goes, yeah! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> that's not metal horns worthy. little johnny comes out of the bathroom at the airport, and he zips fly and he goes to mom and he smiles and mom goes, yeah! [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: no. >> little johnny made number two on his own is not metal horns worthy. so i started the website takebackthehorns.com to reclaim the metal horns. >> jimmy: to make people aware to it's proper use. >> yeah, proper use and claim it back. the rightful owners of the metal community. >> jimmy: like seeing twisted sister. >> if you're with me now, you can throw the horns. if within to the presence of an actual heavy metal guy. you're at a metal show, yes. you're at a john mayer show, no. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: undertood. [ applause ] understood. [ cheers and applause ] >> i got to be -- >> jimmy: i want to show you a guitar that i had made for me. [ laughter ] >> don't even show me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what is he doing? >> i fired a shot across adam's bowel over there. i just -- >> adam: you a son of a bitch. [ laughter ] i was -- that's so funny, because -- wow. you, actually -- you're going to feel bad now.
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you were the first person i heard that these guys in summer camp wanted me to sing a song, and they said, "do you know 'do you want to rock' by twisted sister?" and i was like, "no i don't." and i was 11 -- i was 11 years old, i'll never forget this, this was one of the first things that made me realize that i could be in a band and came and i sang the [ bleep ]out of it. sorry. [ laughter ] i'm not allowed to say the "s" word? >> jimmy: saying slower doesn't help you. [ laughter and applause ] that's the longest bleep we've ever had in our show ever. >> i sang the crud out of it. and actually they all looked at me astonished and were like, "wow, that was amazing." >> oh, dude, it's gotten -- upper range, which i love as a tenor. tenor power brother. so, i was just -- i was just busting your chops. >> adam: oh, of course. >> you're a great singer, dude. >> jimmy: oh, he's amazing. >> adam: as are you. >> jimmy: we love adam levine. [ cheers and applause ] we -- [ cheers and applause ] he's been doing it all night. i have a guitar. dean guitar came up to me and the guys from dean guitars, they go, "we'd love to make you a guitar." and i'm like, "okay." and then he goes, "just look at my website and look at our guitars." and i go, "it's too heavy for me. have you ever seen my act?" i mean, there's no way i can play any of these. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: but they said, "all right." if you want to do it -- i want you to make me a guitar. okay. i just dreamt up a guitar. i said, i want it to be called
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the "gathedral" [ laughter ] and i want to have stained glass. >> the gathedral. >> jimmy: yeah. >> okay, yeah. >> jimmy: so, that might not be metal. but that's where i need your help. >> that's not -- it's metal. it's a dime bag darrell guitar. >> well, that -- that's metal. >> jimmy: so, yeah, look at this. look at this dude. [ cheers and applause ] >> that's pretty metal. >> jimmy: one of a kind. [ applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right -- >> that's b.a. >> jimmy: but it -- here's the coolest part, here. >> i think they should use that in "rock of ages," actually. >> jimmy: really? >> break that out and -- yeah. >> jimmy: they can borrow this. >> yeah, one of a kind. >> jimmy: can we turn the lights down a little bit? watch this. bang. [ audience ohs ] there you go. [ cheers and applause ] >> whoa. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. >> whoa. >> jimmy: yeah. [ applause ] let's do it. i know -- you can turn the lights back on. thank you. [ laughter ] it's on the clapping system. so every time people clap and the lights go out. i was wondering if we could rock out? i know twisted has a cool christmas album. >> yeah, "a twisted christmas." it's actually a hit record. you might wanna think about that, maroon 5.
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[ laughter ] christmas! [ laughter ] people -- no, i'm telling you, dude. [ laughter ] people love christmas. >> jimmy: can we jam out a little? >> yeah, can i just say that i'm only in "rock of ages" 'til the 23rd of december. so, if you're gonna be coming to new york, come to the show. >> jimmy: you can't say that. >> otherwise, just check it out. they got a touring cast in columbus, ohio. it's great. come to see the show. >> jimmy: perfect. let's go, brother. >> let's do it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: kurt, you gotta shred. you gotta shred on this one. >> kurt: my voice is a little different than adam's. [ cheers ] >> oh, you're playing the guthedral? >> jimmy: i'm gonna play the guthedral. >> holy crap. oh, and you're playing a j.j. french model pink sunburst guitar signed by the entire band. >> jimmy: see, that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ that's funny -- is it this one? ♪ ♪ ♪ >> let me tell you about it. ♪ city sidewalks
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busy sidewalks dressed in holiday style in the air there's ♪ ♪ a feeling of christmas children laughing people passing seeing smile after smile ♪ ♪ and on every street corner you hear silver bells silver bells ♪ ♪ silver bells silver bells oh, it's christmas time in the city ♪ ♪ ring-a-ling ring-a-ling i hear them ring hear them ring ♪ ♪ soon it will be christmas day ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> woo! >> jimmy: dee snyder. check out "rock of ages." at the brooks atkinson theatre
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♪ >> jimmy: our next guests are a hugely successful band, one of my favorites. they're here tonight to play their new single "give a little more" from their latest album "hands all over." please welcome maroon 5. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ now you've been bad
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and it goes on and on and on till you come home babe ♪ ♪ till you come home you taste best the poison i've learned to love is gone ♪ ♪ i'm all alone baby i'm all alone i'm waiting for something always waiting ♪ ♪ feeling nothing wondering if it'll ever change and then i give a little more oh babe oh ♪ ♪ give a little more oh babe oh yeah i'm not falling in love with ya ♪ ♪ i'm not falling in love i'm not falling in love with ya i'm not falling in love ♪ ♪ till i get a little more from you baby oh yeah
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get a little more from you baby ♪ ♪ ♪ you were wrong for turning me on and on and on and on and on ♪ ♪ you make it so hard i'm waiting for something always waiting feeling nothing ♪ ♪ wondering if it'll ever change and then i give a little more oh babe oh yeah ♪ ♪ give a little more oh baby oh i'm not falling in love with ya ♪ ♪ i'm not falling in love i'm not falling in love with ya i'm not falling in love ♪ ♪ till i get a little more from you baby oh yeah get a little more from you baby ♪ ♪ i have no defense i know you're gonna get me in the end

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