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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very, very much. welcome, everybody, to "late night with jimmy fallon." this is a hot crowd. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, you guys. you guys, i co-hosted the fourth hour of the "today" show this morning, with hoda kotb, so that should explain the hangover. [ light laughter ] i just wanna let you guys know right off the -- this is interesting, you guys. after surprise visits to afghanistan and pakistan, vice president biden made his third surprise visit of the week to iraq, yesterday. is it just me or does everyone else feel like he's just lost in that area? [ laughter ] "surprise. iraq, hey, guys." [ light laughter ] you guys see this? a video was posted online this week of a rat crawling all over a guy who fell asleep on the subway. [ audience groans ] yeah, the video was shot by a guy who didn't help a dude who had a rat crawling on him in the
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subway. [ laughter ] what's wrong with people? [ cheers and applause ] couldn't have scared him or threw a pen or something? got to make it youtube-able. >> steve: viral! >> jimmy: put it on youtube, make it youtube-able. [ light laughter ] you guys, this coming monday, january 17th, is statistically the most depressing day of the year. [ scattered cheers ] [ laughter ] at least it will be for patriots fans. [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause ] don't get too excited. we dubbed in "jets fans" for our boston station, so it's -- [ laughter ] everyone's happy. that's right, this sunday is the jets/patriots game and the golden globes. [ cheers and applause ] it's weird. part of the day i'm gonna be screaming, yelling, getting all emotional, then i'm gonna watch
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the football game. [ laughter ] "come on, 'black swan!'" [ laughter ] hey, the kardashian sisters are planning to launch their own clothing line at sears, later this year. [ cheers and applause ] yep, they come in three sizes, kourtney, kim and khloe. [ laughter ] they're gonna like that one. they're gonna like it. listen to this -- a town in britain is making government employees submit written requests to have an office romance. that's gonna be weird if the other person's not into it, right? [ laughter ] it's like, "susan, i've been given permission to have a romance with you." "what? frank, i'm married." [ light laughter ] "well, you'll gonna have to take that up with mr. thorpe. he initialed it." some more news out of britain -- a woman there recently gave birth to a baby boy with two front teeth. or to put it another way, a woman in britain will not be breastfeeding. [ laughter ] and finally, some big medical news. the fda says it will limit the amount of pain reliever in
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vicodin, which explains my new substitute for vicodin -- two vicodin. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, it's gonna be such a great show. [ cheers and applause ] you guys, thanks for watching. thanks for being here. we got a really, really fun one tonight. my one and only, my main man, donald trump is here. [ cheers and applause ] he's got a big, big announcement. i can't wait for that. it's gonna be very exciting, and it's gonna be youtube-able. [ light laughter ] also, this is exciting, a hilarious member of the cast of "saturday night live," one of my favorites, bobby moynihan is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] he's been knocking them out of the park, that guy. >> steve: bobby! >> jimmy: super-duper funny. and we got some great music from neon trees, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] oh, they like it.
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it's gonna be a good show. very, very excited. >> steve: excellent show. >> jimmy: you guys, it's thursday, which means it's time for "remix the clips." here we go. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now, this is where we take stuff that we found on the internet and tv, stuff that's funny, weird or interesting, and have our very own questlove remix it. there he is, right there. [ cheers and applause ] questlove, whose real name is "jake chauncy." [ light laughter ] our first clip comes to us from "global news toronto." reporter rob leth is out reporting on some kids who are sledding down a hill and managed to get really, really close to the action. all right, so i've got my trusty stopwatch and here they come, down the hill. it looks like ruben is in the lead, and here comes -- [ crash ] [ audience ohs ] that was a bad idea. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: he goes, "that wasn't a good idea." yeah. actually, it was a pretty good idea. it made us laugh. our next clip is a dog playing the piano, and i know what you're saying, "so what?" well -- [ light laughter ] this guy plays the piano and he sings. it's pretty good. check this out. ♪ [ dog howling ] [ laughter ] [ dog howling ] >> jimmy: i love that one. [ cheers and applause ] [ howling ] this next clip here is from "the bachelor." any fans of "the bachelor" out there?
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[ cheers and applause ] i love it because my wife makes me. [ light laughter ] no, i make her, but -- [ light laughter ] i love "the bachelor." i'm a big fan of the show and this week, all those nutty women are in the one house and i think it happened to be michelle's birthday, or was it? it's hard to tell because she really didn't make a big deal about it. >> it happens to be my 30th birthday today. not my 29th, not my 31st, my 30th. i'm 30 today. this is not the way that i thought i'd be spending my 30th birthday. happy freaking birthday to me. all i want for my birthday is brad. i got everything i wanted for my birthday. >> it's your birthday? >> it is my birthday. -- on my birthday. i don't know if you got the memo, but it's my birthday. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, we got the memo, about 100 times. it's also kind of weird because someone looks a little older than 30. [ laughter ] [ applause ] "i'm 29."
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[ laughter ] it's time for our last clip, you guys. now, if you're gonna go streaking -- show of hands. who's gonna go streaking later, after the show? [ cheers and applause ] 75% of our audience. if you're gonna go streaking, here's a few things to think about. one -- make sure you're naked. two -- make sure your buddy videotapes it. and three -- look out for plexiglas walls. [ audience ohs ] >> going streaking -- come on! [ crash ] [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: oops. ow. as bad as that looks, can you imagine what it looked like from the other side of the plexiglas? [ audience ohs ] so those are the four clips we have today. questlove, let's see what you can do with them, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ happy freaking birthday to me all i want for my birthday is -- ♪
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♪ all i want for my birthday is -- ♪ ♪ all i want for my birthday is -- ♪ ♪ all i want for my birthday is -- ♪ ♪ all i want for my birthday is -- ♪ ♪ all i want for my birthday is -- ♪ ♪ all i want for my birthday is -- ♪ ♪ all i want for my birthday is -- ♪ ♪ ♪ [ wailing ] ♪ [ wailing ] ♪ [ wailing ] ♪ all i want for my birthday is -- ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: give it up for jake chauncy, everybody, there he is. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with more "late night," everybody, stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. welcome back. our first guest is one of the most successful business men in the world. on march 6th -- march 6th, the new season of his hit show "the celebrity apprentice" will premiere, right here on nbc. please welcome donald trump. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> wow. >> jimmy: welcome. >> such a young, nice, group. >> jimmy: yeah, please. oh, they love you here in new york. >> audience member: love you! >> we love them. >> jimmy: happy -- oh, absolutely. they're great. >> we love them. >> jimmy: happy new year, happy new year, my friend. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: what did you do for new year's eve? >> well, i was at mar a lago, we had a great party. your friend, regis, who loves you, was there and rod stewart and a lot of other people -- >> jimmy: [ as regis ] "rod stewart was there?" >> rod stewart was there. [ light laughter ] and he -- >> jimmy: [ as regis ] rod, sing a song! [ light laughter ] do you know any classics or standards?" did regis have fun? or was he just yelling the whole night, yeah? [ light laughter ] >> what a good man, right? >> jimmy: he's the -- he's a legend. he's one of the nicest guys in the world. >> great guy. looks like he's about 45 years old. >> jimmy: really. and he's still sharp as a tack and he's so funny. he comes out and just kills it. i could -- >> he does. >> jimmy: he overshadows me. i have to leave when he comes out. [ light laughter ] he hosts himself. he interviews himself. [ as regis ] "where are you from? you know, you're me!" [ light laughter ] >> that's pretty good. >> jimmy: but mar a lago is -- what, that's florida?
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>> that's in florida, yeah. that's palm beach, florida. it's a club i built and it's a great, great home of marjorie merriweather post, and it's been a really successful club, and we do this thing on new year's eve that's really amazing. >> jimmy: that's fun, i -- >> we had a good time. >> jimmy: i like hearing about it -- >> you'll come next year. >> jimmy: through stories, yeah -- >> you'll come next year. [ laughter ] now, we do have "the celebrity apprentice" -- the new cast of that. we don't know who they are yet but you -- is there another announcement you're gonna make tonight? is this -- there's a rumor going around. are you going to run for president? >> i have had more people asking me if i was going to announce tonight that i'm running for president on your show. >> jimmy: yeah, that's the way to do it. >> but i'm not doing it tonight. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: come on! this would be the place to do it. >> we may do it. we may do it but it's -- look, i mean, i just see what's happening with this country. the country's not respected anymore. we're like a whipping post for the world. people take advantage, like china, like opec. i mean, we make nothing here
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anymore. we make nothing in this country. china makes our product. we are rebuilding china, jimmy. we're rebuilding china because so much of our product -- when i build a building, half of the products i order have to come from china, not that i want to do that. and you look at what opec is doing to the price of oil, every time our economy gets a little bit better. now it's up to $92 a barrel. get ready 'cause this is the same thing that happened last time and they bleed -- they really suck the blood out of you, as a country, and -- >> jimmy: what is it based on? >> i hate to see -- i hate to see, jim, what's happening to this country. we're just no longer that great place that we were. we're not respected. our leaders aren't respected, and it's something that bothers me very much. >> jimmy: wow. so you might just do it, but -- [ cheers and applause ] can -- if you do run, can you please make your running mate a "real housewife"? [ laughter ] i just think that would be a good idea. >> i'll think about that. >> jimmy: i think it could be a
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good idea. >> i'll think about that. >> jimmy: no, that's cool. i'm happy you came -- you came on our show tonight, and i really appreciate this. you're always a gentleman and a classy guy but you were gonna announce the cast -- >> that's right. >> jimmy: -- of the new "celebrity apprentice." [ cheers and applause ] never heard of! never announced! [ cheers and applause ] you have 16 people -- >> that's right. we have great people. we have 16. it's the 11th season, can you believe this? the 11th season. [ cheers and applause ] and it just does so well and it's "celebrity apprentice," which airs right after football, so it's gonna be something. but we have a great cast and i think you're gonna make the announcement tonight. >> jimmy: here we go. i'm very excited about this. >> let's go. >> jimmy: this is a big deal for me. [ cheers and applause ] here we go, the first -- [ cheers and applause ] very exciting. first person up -- oh man, this is gonna be a crazy season if this is true. latoya jackson. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] how is latoya gonna do? >> you know what? she's really smart. i tell you what, i was surprised. i wasn't a huge fan -- [ laughter ] no, no, i say this. she is really sharp, really smart. people are gonna be shocked by latoya, shocked. she's smart. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm getting shocked. this is -- >> like michael, i mean -- michael was smart. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> michael, i knew very well. go ahead. >> jimmy: my god, gary busey.
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is this real? ♪ [ cheers and applause ] we could stop right there. we could stop right there, i would watch the show. latoya jackson and gary busey anywhere, i'm there. [ laughter ] >> well, gary is a very different guy, he's a brilliant guy. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i think -- i would say he's a different guy. >> very, very different kind of a character and he's -- >> jimmy: do they talk to each other in the show? >> well, they talk to each other and to lots of others. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this might happen? >> that's some combination. >> jimmy: holy moly, all right. >> they both were very good on the show. >> jimmy: gary busey, yikes. star jones. >> yep. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that star jones -- >> star is terrific, very smart. had a huge problem with nene -- 'cause as you'll know -- you'll be announcing nene and -- [ light laughter ] nene leakes was -- and these two, i mean it was like fist fights all the time. it was an amazing -- i've never seen confrontation like this -- >> jimmy: why does she have a problem with -- >> in fact, they make omarosa look nice. remember omarosa? [ audience ohs ]
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>> jimmy: oh my gosh. no, we don't like omarosa. he still likes brad womack. here's nene leakes, my girl. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] i love nene leakes. >> she was terrific on the show. >> jimmy: i love nene. she's -- so wait, she -- she fights star jones? >> well, they don't get along. they don't like each other very much -- >> jimmy: why? >> -- i will tell you. they're not good pals. and you would of thought they might be but, i'll tell you they went -- they went at it -- i don't think i've ever seen anything like it on television, so you'll see. >> i don't -- i would never fight with nene leakes. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: jose canseco. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] he's one of the first 40-40 -- >> right, big, strong guy. >> jimmy: [ clears throat ] yeah. [ light lauger ] >> a very interesting character. >> jimmy: he got really strong, yeah? didn't he, yeah? [ laughter ] he was one of the first people to -- yeah, come out with the whole steroids thing. >> he did. and actually, he was right. what he wrote was right, you know, so? whether they like itr not, he wasn't wrong in -- >> jimmy: what he wrote?. >> -- what he wrote when he did the book. >> jimmy: yeah, wow. [ drum roll ] controversy. lisa rinna. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> and she really looked good. she reduced those lips and i told her -- i said, " i really give you a lot of credit." >> jimmy: oh my god. >> no, no, the lips have been unpumped and she -- [ laughter ] no, she looked great. and i tell you, she's really a terrific person. >> jimmy: i like lisa rinna. >> terrific person. >> jimmy: i think, so far, the most sane person in this -- besides nene, besides nene. oh, this one i'm excited about. david cassidy, what? ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> a sweet guy, and really worked hard. i'll tell you what. he -- he went through some tough times on the show. he really worked hard. >> jimmy: on "the partridge family"? [ light laughter ] >> well -- >> jimmy: he went through some tough times. that one time he couldn't get a date to the -- [ light laughter ] >> you'll get to see -- >> jimmy: oh, i loved it -- >> but he -- he was terrific. >> jimmy: this'll be fun. i haven't seen him in awhile. >> great cast. >> jimmy: so far. niki taylor. >> right. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love her! i love her. >> people do. she's solid, she's -- >> jimmy: she's gorgeous. >> -- really terrific. only one problem, she has
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tattoos, which i didn't know. niki taylor has tattoos all over -- >> jimmy: what is your problem with tattoos? >> i'm not a fan of tattoos. [ light laughter ] i'm not a fan of tattoos. >> jimmy: why? why, because you -- >> well, i see what it does to people and -- [ light laughter ] you know, i always tell young people -- i always tell young people, "don't get tattoos. i have friends, they had tattoos and they wish they could have had it to do again. you know, years later, so, i just say, for whatever it's worth, "don't get them!" >> jimmy: i'm happy with my tattoo. >> i guess you must love them. >> jimmy: i have spuds mackenzie playing the xbox on my back. [ light laughter ] >> you have a tattoo like i have a tattoo. >> jimmy: oh man, this guy -- if he does have a tattoo, i would have seen it. richard hatch is on this? ♪ [ cheers and applause ] holy moly! now this guy is a "survivor," first "survivor."and walked aro. was he naked in your show? >> well, not too naked, we weren't -- >> jimmy: oh my god. >> too into him to him being naked. >> jimmy: richard hatch, this is insane. >> but richard was a really great player. you know, he knows how to play the game. >> jimmy: smart -- yeah, he's really, really manipulative. [ laughter ] marlee matlin. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] good actress. >> tremendous woman -- >> jimmy: beautiful. >> tremendous woman and she is beautiful and really unique, i mean -- >> jimmy: i could see her going far. >> -- unique in so many ways. very smart. >> jimmy: and this one, interesting call.
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meatloaf. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] i think he would go far. i think he would be a fan favorite. >> well, you would be surprised. and i will tell you that. [ light laughter ] he is a very emotional guy. you know, he's a really nice guy and a very emotional guy. >> jimmy: what does that mean? is he like john boehner? >> well, he looks so tough. [ light laughter ] you know, you look at meatloaf, he looks like sort of a tough guy. >> jimmy: he just cries his way through the end of the series. >> but he's really -- [ laughter ] no, it's beautiful and that's why is music is so good, i think. i mean, he's a very emotional guy. >> jimmy: yeah, well, so far, so great. i was gonna make a "two out of three ain't bad" joke but -- [ light laughter ] i wasn't keeping count. it's probably nine our of ten ain't bad or whatever. here we go. my man, mark mcgrath. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] young kids like him. >> everybody liked him. everybody liked mark and -- good-looking guy. everybody liked him. >> jimmy: yeah, i like him a lot. hope dworaczyk. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: va-va-va-voom. >> now, hope is the playmate of the year. she's really sort of taking over
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hollywood. she's been very, very successful and that's unusual, frankly, 'cause usually that doesn't really -- but as you know, she's done very well and -- [ laughter ] she -- >> jimmy: i read it for the articles. [ light laughter ] >> but she is really something. >> jimmy: she certainly is something, yeah. here's my main man. lil jon, what? ♪ [ cheers and applause ] yeah! >> lil jon is -- >> jimmy: yeah! >> he is one smart cookie, and he's gonna be a big star, you watch. he's already a big star, but he's gonna be an even bigger star. >> jimmy: are you sure this isn't dave chappelle? [ laughter ] this is the real lil jon? >> wait till you see how smart this guy is. and -- >> jimmy: i love him. >> he's something very special. he's a special guy. >> jimmy: all right, we got two more left. we got dionne warwick. >> right. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i think she'll go far, too 'cause she's had a gazillion hits. >> she's terrific and just a dignified woman. great dignity. she really was respected on the show. >> jimmy: good odds. and then, finally, my main
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man -- he's been on the show a bunch of times -- john rich. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] from big & rich. >> john is terrific and very, very clever. >> jimmy: i like that. he comes on our show and he plays. he's very, very smart. >> yeah, he's a very smart guy. >> jimmy: this is like a crazy cast. that's the cast, you guys! [ cheers and applause ] the new "celebrity apprentice." looks like a crazy season. it's gonna be great. >> it's gonna be fantastic. >> jimmy: thank you for coming on and announcing it on our show. i appreciate it. >> absolutely. absolutely. >> jimmy: you guys, when we get back, donald and i are gonna play charades with two cast members of the new "celebrity apprentice," so come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. i'm here with the one and only donald trump. and we're going to do something
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you probably never have seen donald trump do. we're going to play charades. [ cheers and applause ] >> what is charades? i don't -- >> jimmy: i'm so excited about this. [ laughter ] joining us to play from the new cast of "the celebrity apprentice," please welcome "real housewife" nene leakes and rapper lil jon. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ exchanging greetings ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. now, here we go. welcome, you guys. you all know how to play charades. [ cheers and applause ] each player gets a turn giving clues to the teammates. 45 seconds on the clock per turn. the first two rounds are worth one point each. third round -- charades showdown, where each team will get the same clue to give at the same time. we'll see how it works. [ laughter ] the best team -- will win of
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course. and the teams -- will -- me and nene are going to be a team. >> lil jon: you're gonna to lose. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no -- >> lil jon: you're gonna to lose. >> jimmy: we're going to win. >> lil jon: you're going to lose. excuses. >> jimmy: yeah. you don't know how to play? >> nene: huh-uh. >> jimmy: oh, come on, nene. come on, you'll be good, you'll be good. all right. >> donald: i've never played. >> jimmy: all right. so, mr. trump, you sit there. me and nene will sit here. yeah -- lil jon, you go first. >> donald: okay. >> lil jon: i'm going first? >> jimmy: yeah. come on. >> donald: my partner is going first. >> jimmy: you've got to go first. >> donald: good. fine. >> jimmy: all right, now we don't guess -- [ cheers ] don't guess. [ cheers ] audience, help him out. what number? what number? what number? [ cheers ] >> lil jon: it sounds like y'all said -- [ imitates cheers ] >> jimmy: that's it. >> lil jon: i'm just going to go with one. [ cheers ] [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: it's all right. it's all right -- we're good. >> lil jon: all right -- when does the clock start? >> jimmy: as soon as you put the card down. >> lil jon: damn, this is hard! >> jimmy: just put the card down! no, give me the -- [ laughter ] >> lil jon: no! >> jimmy: put the card down. come on. >> lil jon: i can't do a color. >> nene: you're cheating. >> jimmy: are you -- can't -- [ laughter ] all right, come on, that's a hint. no hints. >> lil jon: hey -- >> jimmy: pick -- >> lil jon: it's not a hint. >> jimmy: pick another card. >> lil jon: no. >> donald: see, he's -- >> jimmy: no! it's not. come on, go for it. >> lil jon: pull another card? >> jimmy: no, go for it.
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[ laughter ] come on. >> lil jon: all right. all right. >> jimmy: put it down. put it down here and then, then go for it. you'll have fun. come on. >> lil jon: can i use a land line? >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ] all right, go for it, buddy. >> donald: that means it's a movie. >> jimmy: oh. that didn't actually mean it's a movie. that meant someone's crazy. [ laughter ] >> lil jon: oh, yeah, there it is. >> donald: yeah, yeah, movie. movie. >> lil jon: all right. i can't talk, right? >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ] you go -- how many words? >> nene: no. [ laughter ] >> lil jon: i can say "um." >> jimmy: yeah, how many words? >> nene: you're cheating. >> lil jon: yeah -- how many words? >> jimmy: no, no, you don't ask him! [ laughter ] [ sad tuba ] [ applause ] you've got to tell him how many words. [ laughter ] >> lil jon: three words. [ sad tuba ] >> jimmy: no, don't talk to him! [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> nene: you can't say -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: say -- nene learned. [ cheers and applause ] >> nene: i know that. >> lil jon: let's start over. let's start over. >> jimmy: let's start over. here we go. >> lil jon: let's start over. >> jimmy: start the clock over. let's start the clock over. >> lil jon: we going to do a different one. >> jimmy: let's do a different one. [ laughter ] >> lil jon: all right. [ laughter ] i want to take this one, since
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i'm not -- >> jimmy: all right, here we go. we're -- we're doing a different one. here we go. >> lil jon: damn, even worse! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh my god! [ laughter ] come on. >> lil jon: okay, okay, okay. okay. >> jimmy: all right, ready? whenever you're ready. >> donald: song. [ laughter ] breast, baby. baby. [ laughter ] "rock-a-bye baby." beautiful, beautiful breast. [ laughter ] big breast. [ laughter ] big baby. [ laughter ] big baby. [ laughter ] >> nene: oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] >> donald: sleeping. [ laughter ] sleeping baby. [ laughter ] sleeping baby. drooling baby. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh my gosh. [ laughter ] >> donald: cradle baby. hold baby. [ laughter ] >> nene: oh, my gosh. >> donald: run. [ laughter ] run -- baby -- [ sad tuba ] [ buzzer ] >> nene: yay. [ cheers and applause ] >> lil jon: "born to run." >> jimmy: "born to run." >> lil jon: i was trying to say the baby was born. >> donald: born. >> jimmy: that was good. >> lil jon: and it now -- >> jimmy: that was good. >> nene: oh god. >> lil jon: nene and i going to get it. we good.
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>> nene: oh, don't worry about it. oh, please. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, you ready? >> nene: go ahead, jimmy. >> jimmy: all right, guys what do you think? [ cheers ] >> nene: oh, lord. [ laughter ] oh, god. >> jimmy: okay. >> lil jon: good luck. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, ready? >> nene: yeah. movie. third word -- >> jimmy: nope. >> nene: three words. the first one -- flowers? [ laughter ] you're pulling something -- second word, okay. a letter, a book -- a book -- a letter, newspaper, diary, bible. [ laughter ] >> lil jon: diarrhea. [ laughter ] >> nene: first word -- ear, hear -- music -- [ cheers ] sound -- >> donald: time's up. [ imitates buzzer ]
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>> jimmy: wait. no, no, no. >> nene: come on, come on, come on! >> jimmy: all right, sorry, too much -- [ sad tuba ] [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] >> donald: that was the worst -- >> lil jon: sit down. >> nene: what is it? what was it? >> jimmy: "toy story 3." [ laughter ] >> nene: oh, please. i was never going to get that. and what were you doing on your knees? [ laughter ] >> donald: good job. good job. are you ready? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i was playing with little toys -- little dolls. >> nene: oh please, i thought you were planting flowers. >> donald: good job, nene. thank you nene. >> jimmy: it's all right. it's all right. >> donald: she did so well. >> jimmy: yeah. >> donald: you tell us when, ready? >> jimmy: yeah. yeah, well, just take one first. >> donald: you like this number? [ cheers ] [ laughter ] >> nene: oh my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] okay. >> jimmy: okay, ready? [ cheers and applause ] ready, go. >> lil jon: song -- go! go!
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[ laughter ] rock. throw -- fish, cast, sling, bang. second word. brain, boss. [ laughter ] hair, head. headbang. [ laughter ] wood -- [ laughter ] oh, oh! whoop -- oh! [ buzzer ] [ wah-wah ] >> jimmy: oh my god! >> donald: "whip my hair." >> lil jon: oh! oh. >> jimmy: that was good. >> lil jon: that was close. i had two words. >> jimmy: so good. all right, nene -- >> lil jon: oh, man. >> jimmy: let's go for the win. >> nene: okay. i'm going to take the number ten. this is for the win. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: all right, here we go, pal. we can do this. for the win, let's do this. >> nene: okay. all right, you guys. >> jimmy: ready?
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>> donald: no talking. >> jimmy: song. >> nene: yes. >> jimmy: "the twist." second -- jump. "twist and shout!" [ cheers and applause ] ♪ that was it! we won! thank you so much, you guys. "celebrity apprentice," watch it when it comes on in march. starts at 9 p.m., nbc. [ cheers and applause ] and bobby moynihan joins us next. there he is in the bud light lime green room, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ looking to add a little smile to your chili ? try french's. mac and cheese need a boost ? french's helps that, too. chicken in need of cheering up? add french's to your marinade. it's a surprising way to add a little fun to your food and a whole lot of happy to your family. for recipes and valuable coupons, go to
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest this evening is funny every single week on "saturday night live." he does a mean snooki impersonation, and has worked as a backup dancer for beyonce. please welcome bobby moynihan, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome to the show. >> how are you, man. >> jimmy: doing great. this is your first late night
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talk show. >> yeah, first one, last one. my last one ever. >> jimmy: this is the last one, too. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it just didn't go well. you see the future? congratulations, man, you're so funny on "saturday night live." >> thank you, man, thank you so much. >> jimmy: i watch you every week. [ cheers ] and god, you always -- you do a great job. [ cheers and applause ] really, really great. you -- you auditioned twice for the show? >> yeah, i auditioned once, and then went in, met with lorne, the -- you know, went through the whole rigmarole -- >> jimmy: oh, really? >> that was the craziest day of my life. and then, did not get it. oh, no. the writers' strike happened. >> jimmy: oh. >> and then i came back. as i spent nine months during the writers' strike crying. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> and then, and then -- i came back after that. i went through -- i went to rome and did a movie, and then i saw higgins in rome when i was there. i was in rome walking down the street and steve higgins walked right towards me. >> jimmy: is that right? >> it was amazing. >> jimmy: steve, you just hang out in rome? >> steve: that's how i play it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: unbelievable. i don't know what that means. "that's how i play it." >> he handed me a briefcase, and he said, "hold onto this," and he ran away.
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: so you came back and had another audition. >> yeah, and then i came back in. >> jimmy: you changed it up? >> yeah, i had two days to rewrite everything that i had practiced for my entire life. >> jimmy: scary. >> and -- yeah. and i came back in, and i auditioned, and lorne bought it. i was pretty happy about that. >> jimmy: you're doing great. i mean, gosh, thank god you got on. [ cheers and applause ] does great characters. i remember, i -- we saw your audition, cause me, higgins, and schumacher watched all the auditions. and we watched you and you did this character that was a waiter that had a very spicy pepper. >> yes. >> jimmy: for the food. and he kept screaming about the pepper. >> yeah, he does not like pepper at all. >> jimmy: how does he do it? >> it smells like pepper up in here. [ laughter ] i worked at a -- [ laughter ] it sounds so stupid when you say it alone. >> jimmy: he keeps harping on it, though. >> yeah, cause it smells like pepper everywhere he goes. it's a problem that he has. he can't get away from it. >> jimmy: "i can't believe it smells so much like pepper." >> yeah, he will stop in mid
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sentence. it's just like, "so, what would you like? it smells like pepper up in here." [ laughter ] very, very -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that made me laugh. then, how did you think that you would ever play snooki? and why would you play snooki? >> i remember i was sitting at home while watching tv. i turned on my tv, and the second i turned it on, a girl got punched in the face. and i wrote down on the piece of paper, "italian girl gets punched in the face." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i -- and then you go, i want to play that. >> and then i found out who she was, and i decided yeah, unfortunately for her, i look a little bit like her. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: here's the both of you guys together this past new year's eve. look at this. there you go. [ laughter ] that's you and the actual snooki. >> yeah. i'm on the -- i'm on the right. >> jimmy: i know where you are, so yeah. [ laughter ] now, your face is a little more orange than hers. >> yeah, that was one of the -- when i first walked into the
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makeup room, she looked at me. i said, "hey, snooki, it's great to meet you." she went, "hey." [ laughter ] no clue who i was, and then saw me in the costume and was like, "oh -- hey!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she only knows you as snooki. >> only knew me as snooki. but she was an absolute -- she was 28 pounds of dynamite. she was wonderful. >> jimmy: yeah, she's super. >> she's here right now. she's in my pocket. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: hi, snooki. >> there she is. yay! whee! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: snooki is fun. man, you -- that was great. you went on "weekend update with seth meyers" doing snooki. and i remember, it was all over the place on the internet the next day, and it was just giant. >> yeah, that was nice. >> jimmy: it was a well done bit. >> i turned 33 at midnight, painted orange. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] that night. >> yep. >> jimmy: that night was it. well, we have a clip of you doing snooki with seth. here's bobby moynihan doing snooki. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ]
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>> are you okay? >> is that cough medicine? >> it's cough medicine. >> are you okay, snooki? >> yeah, you know, i'm okay. you know what, seth? we're friends now, so you don't have to call me snooki. you can call me garfield. >> why do people -- [ laughter ] why would anyone call you garfield? >> because i'm bright orange and i love lasagna. [ laughter ] >> snooki, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you can call me garfield. snooki -- it's longer than snooki. don't miss "saturday night live" this weekend. they've got gwynneth paltrow and cee lo. [ cheers and applause ] our thanks to bobby moynihan, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] good job. >> thank you. >> jimmy: come back. neon trees performs next. come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ "1812 overture" playing ]
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>> jimmy: our next guest has scored great success with their debut album, "habits." they're here tonight to perform their new single, "1983." please welcome neon trees! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ whoa whoa ♪ ♪ ♪ i've been here lookin' dynamite alone against the wall ♪ ♪ girls like you give it all so cold talkin' cheap in a bathroom stall ♪ ♪ and you look so smooth you better tell me the truth would you trade me out for someone cool ♪ ♪ i know you better than you do ♪ ♪ so put out your cigarette and kiss me on the lips
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tonight ♪ ♪ ooh whoa ooh whoa ♪ ♪ ♪ me and you you and me let's go back let's go back ♪ ♪ 1983 is calling i've been on my knees and crawlin' back to you ♪ ♪ it's coming all back to me 1983 ♪ ♪ i've got something that i've kept inside and the blood is on the blade ♪ ♪ you're there suckin' on your lollipop like you haven't aged a day ♪ ♪ and it ain't so pretty when you're playin' cute ♪ ♪ when your body's up against some fool does he feel it cause i feel it ♪ ♪ ♪ me and you you and me let's go back let's go back ♪ ♪ 1983 is calling
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i've been on my knees and crawlin' back to you ♪ ♪ it's coming all back to me 1983 ♪ ♪ the year i was born i won't be ignored so get your feet on the floor ♪ ♪ i'm the only one are you afraid i still make you move ♪ ♪ ♪ me and you you and me let's go back to 1983 ♪ ♪ me and you you and me lets go back to 1983 ♪ ♪ oh whoa oh whoa oh whoa ♪ ♪
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♪ ♪ ♪ me and you you and me let's go back let's go back ♪ ♪ 1983 is calling i've been on my knees and crawlin' back to you ♪ ♪ it's coming all back to me 1983 ♪ ♪ oh whoa oh whoa oh whoa 1983, oh yeah ♪ ♪ 1983 ♪ [ cheers and applause ] that was great, man. thank you so much. that was great.
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thank you, buddy. neon trees, right there! [ cheers and applause ] check out their album, "habits." see them live friday, in new york city. my thanks to donald trump, bobby moynihan, nene leakes, lil jon, neon trees, once again. great job, guys. and the greatest band in late night, the roots, right over there. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "carson daly." thanks for watching. have a good night. hope to see you tomorrow, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪


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