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-- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's a crowd. that's a new york city crowd, right there welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," you guys. i'm so happy you guys are here. hey, did -- did anyone see this? the obama administration announced a $53 billion plan to build a network of high-speed trains across the u.s. in fact, it's already made obama the favorite to win the election of 1836. [ laughter ] [ old timey accent ] "they're building trains. go all the way to californee. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] there's gold! there's gold in them there hills! i can't wait. this donkey is getting' old!"

in more political news, vice president biden welcomes sylvania's prime minister, borut pahor, to the white house today. it was a little awkward, though, 'cause when biden heard his name was borut, he was like -- [ borat impersonation ] "your country is nice. i like. sexy time. my wife." [ laughter ] and this morning on the "today" show, michelle obama called the bush twins magnificent and chelsea clinton a solid young woman. yep. in fact, the only president's kid she didn't compliment was george bush senior's. aohs interesting. [ laughter ] [ applause ] you guys, get this a new survey found that 15% of americans have had more sex than usual while being snowed in this winter. [cheers and applause ]

so who's laughing now, hawaii? [ laughter ] you guys are getting lei'ed but we're getting laid! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ humming "sanford and son" theme ] hey, this is interesting, you guys. [ laughter ] a -- lll i don't know what -- i just felt like "sanford and son" was the way to go. this is interesting. a new report found that apple is the most valuable company on earth. although personally, i think the most valuable company on earth is the company you keep. [ audience aws ] right, my dear, questlove? [ laughter ]

[ humming "sanford and son" theme ] ♪ some more tech news. sprint is coming out with a two-screen phone called the echo. it's nice. one screen is for you and the other displays an apology to the person you're eating dinner with. it's like -- "would you get off the stupid thing? this oatmeal is delicious." -- if you're eating oatmeal. this is a pretty crazy story. a woman here in new york was shocked when she bought the dvd "go, diego, go" and it turned out to be a porno called "bubble butt bonanza #17." lll meanwhile, the guy who bought "bubble butt bonanza #17" was like, 'man, this is nothing like "bubble butt bonanza #16.' this is --

[ light laughter ] are you looking at this thing? i mean, it's pretty good but --" this isn't good, you guys. jets quarterback mark sanchez -- did you hear about this? he reportedly went on a date with a girl who is still in high school. [ audience oohs ] they have a lot of in common, actually. he's out in the field every day because it's his job, and she's out in the field every day because she has gym second period, so it' -- [ scattered applause ] and finally, i just read that lady gaga -- [ laughter ] i just read that lady gaga's boyfriend is releasing a memoir/diet book called "the drunk diet." when he heard this, charlie sheen was like, 'great, now i gotta think of a title for my book. this is ridiculous." ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight! give it up for the roots! ♪

♪ >> jimmy: come on! that's my man, jakob dylan, right there, sitting in with the roots! one of my faves. got a new record out here -- "women and country." new record here, and he's also playing on the big neil young tribute this thursday night at carnegie hall alongside some great artists, including cowboy junkies. and our very own roots. they're going to be there, too, as well. going to be a fun time. [ cheers and applause ]

jakob, thanks for being here, buddy. come back whenever you want, my friend. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right. he says, "okay." we've got a great show tonight, you guys. the academy award nominee for the great movie "the kids are all right," the lovely annette bening is here! [ cheers and applause ]- she's amazing. a great, great stand up and, man, a breakout star in this movie. he almost steals the movie -- in the new adam sandler movie "just go with it." nick swardson is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] he is so good -- -- in this movie. put your money on nick swardson. you know him from his hit show, "survivorman." he is one genuine badass. les stroud is here. he's the survivorman! and then we've got some great, great music on the set, from cowboy junkies, on the show!. [ cheers and applause ] i love cowboy junkies. it's gonna be good. but first, here at "late night," we like to pay tribute to the things in life that really

matter, and that's why all week, we've been saluting a cultural phenomenon that is truly important. truly timeless. truly permanent. it's the permanent, a.k.a. the perm. that's right, it's late night perm week, everybody! ♪ >> jimmy: that's right. [ cheers and applause ] "late night" perm week. an entire week where we celebrate the most stylish hairdo of all time by picking one dude per day from our audience and perming his hair -- thus changing his life forever. tonight's lucky perm recipient is ryan dudenbostel. [ laughter ] ryan dudenbostel. ryan is 28 years old. he is a conductor and

professional clarinet player from new york city. he's had quite an exciting hair day today. here. take a look. >> hi, my name is ryan dudenbostel. i live here in new york city. i'm here on "late night with jimmy fallon" to get my hair permed and it's going to be awesome. i think i need a little bit of -- a little flash. and i think perm is all flash. ♪ i'm a musician and i've been looking for something that kind of sets me apart as a legitimate artist and i think the perm is really what i really need. >> and since he is a conductor, you know, when he's up there conducting and flailing and doing all that -- the hair's just going to be moving and flashing. >> ryan's always had the nice, wavy hair thing going down, and i think it's time to rock the perm. >> i'm ready to get the perm. i think it's going to be awesome. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now, ryan has been sequestered since he got permed. so, he hasn't seen himself yet and his friends haven't seen him either. we've got his friends right here for moral support. say hi, guys. >> hi.

>> jimmy: you don't have to say hi like -- i don't know what that was. you're just blindfolded. i don't know -- "hi!" you know what i'm saying? weird. it's all -- where are you guys from? >> new york city. >> jimmy: you're new york too? yeah, and you know my man ryan. how -- how is -- how is this going to affect his career, you think? >> i think it's going to be awesome. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, clarinet player with a perm. >> oh, yeah. >> and if -- and if it doesn't work like he can have his own painting show. i think he's going to look a lot like bob ross. >> bob ros. >> jimmy: you think he's going to look like bob ross? now, i know he's a married man. how you think his wife is going to take this? >> she's going to love it. >> oh, yeah. >> they are going to have a better sex life. [ laughter ] >> exactly. >> jimmy: very good. that's good. very good. all right. now, don't -- don't remove your blindfolds until i tell you. is everyone ready to meet the new ryan? >> oh, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, here he is before -- and here he is now! ryan, come on out! ♪ >> hey we're almost the same

height. >> jimmy: yeah. yeah. wow. >> nice to meet you. >> jimmy: oh my gosh. it's napoleon dynamite, you guys. napoleon dynamite is here. [ cheers and applause ] you -- you done got permed. this is truly a magical transformation. how does it feel? >> it -- it's like it's a whole new me. it's the beginning of the -- of the rest of my life today. >> jimmy: yeah. this is the start of the rest of your life. absolutely. friends, are you ready to see him? >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right. well, take off the blindfolds. ♪ >> oh, my god! >> oh, my god! >> jimmy: what do you guys think? >> weird al yankovic. >> wow, it's amazing. >> weird al. >> the part! it's perfect. >> wow! >> jimmy: that's pretty good. i like the part. that's pretty good. that's awesome. it's pretty stylish. >> i love it. >> jimmy: and now for the most important reveal of all, ryan, are you ready to see yourself? >> yes, i am, jimmy. >> jimmy: now, you're not -- are you sure? >> i am. >> jimmy: all right, ryan. turn around, and have a look, my friend. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> wow. >> jimmy: what do you think? >> it's big. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i knew it was big. it felt big. >> jimmy: it felt big to you. yeah. >> but it looks bigger. >> jimmy: it looks even bigger than -- >> yeah, yeah. it's larger than life. >> jimmy: i mean, this -- are you going to keep -- are you going to keep this, you think? >> well, maybe in some form. yeah. i may have to change it. >> jimmy: what? cut it off, and put it in a locker somewhere? >> a perm like this, it chooses you. you don't choose it. [ laughter ] so, if it -- if it decides to keep me, then you know what, we'll stay together. >> jimmy: uh, yeah. come over and say hi to your friends. you've been a great player. you can touch his hair if you want to. yeah. our thanks to the louis licari salon for this fantastic perm. [ cheers and applause ] we're giving out perms all week here on "late night." happy perm week, everybody. we'll be right back with "late night" hashtags! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ female announcer ] eyes feeling overworked?

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night hashtags. here we go. ♪ >> jimmy: these are lists on twitter where we give you the topic and you send in the tweets. now, valentine's day is coming up in a few days. time for flowers. time for cards. time to go to a packed restaurant with 900 other couples. so yesterday i started a hashtag called "screw valentine's day." [ scattered applause ] and i asked you guys at home to tweet out something annoying, or something you hate about valentine's day. we got thousands of tweets. i was watching them come in all night. it was great. so now i thought i would share some of my favorite, "screw valentine's day" tweeets from you guys. here we go. the first one is from @stinky twinkie. he says, "wife comes he telling me how her bff's husband sent her roseesto her job. thanks for making me look like

an ass, carl." [ scattered applause ] yeah, carl. what a jerk. this one is from @big dictionary. i get it. [ laughter ] he says, "screw valentine's day. i'm just going to stay at home and watch 'the bachelor' and try to watch all of the chicks get o kicked off of facebook." [ scattered applause ] that's the way to go. a man with a plan. that's the way to do it. this is from @hap 337. he says, "where are the candy hearts with things i actually think? like, 'you are annoying and manipulative but damn i got 2 hit that!'" [ applause ] i got to hit that. this is from @phil borgin night. he says, "hey, honey, here's two pounds of chocolate. now go put on this lingerie."

[ laughter ] so romantic. this one is from @brian richi. he say, "i'm going to a fancy restaurant. when the hostess ask, 'table for one?' i'll grab her hand and say, 'it doesn't have to be.'" [ scattered applause ] that's so bad. that's pretty good move. this one is from @electric swarm. he says, "who needs a date, when you've got beer? cold beer. sad cold beer. oh, god, i'm so lonely." [ cheers and applause ] they're building a train. [ laughter ] and what am i thinking with that guy? the old 49er. this is from @smug dingus. he says, "this year my wife said she's giving me the special treatment in the bedroom. hope it's the robocop box-set."

[ applause ] what a nerd. thank you for your corporation. this last one here is from @life cycle. he says, "she gave me a candy heart that read, i've always faked it.'" [ audience aws ] there you go. tonight's late night hash tags. you can always read some more of our favorites. go to latenightwighjimmyfallon.com. we'll be right back with annette bening everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ male announcer ] give yourself an edge.

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>> jimmy: our first guest is an exceptionally talented actress who recently got her fourth oscar nomination for the great movie, "the kids are all right." please welcome the beautiful annette bening, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: annette bening, -- >> thank you. >> jimmy: you are gorgeous. you are beautiful. thank you so much for coming to our show. >> thank you. oh, i'm so happy to be here. thanks for having me. >> jimmy: and congratulations -- fourth nomination. "the kids are all right." >> yeah, yeah. you were phenomenal in this movie. this is unreal. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thanks. >> jimmy: so good. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: your other movies, "the grifters," "american beauty," "being julia," and now, "the kids are all right." you've been to your share of award shows. >> i have. >> jimmy: yeah. it's very -- you're very good at them. do you like going to the or do you like -- >> i do. i mean, listen, if you get to be a part of that, it's a good thing. it's a good sign. >> jimmy: it's always a fun thing, yeah. >> yeah, no, it's -- i feel very lucky an di love this movie and -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> feel lucky that i got to be in it, so -- >> jimmy: who was the director -- lisa -- >> lisa cholodenko, and she -- >> jimmy: cholodenko.

>> right, and she wrote it with her writing partner, stuart blumberg and -- >> jimmy: oh yeah. >> you know, they'd worked on it for years, just trying to get it right and -- >> jimmy: it's so well done. the editing, by the way -- >> thank you. >> jimmy: i have to say is great, as well, 'cause the cut to the kids. that -- everybody in this movie is phenomenal. >> the kids are amazing. >> jimmy: the kids actually are amazing. the kids are all right, the kids are -- >> the kids are all right and they're amazing. >> jimmy: -- better than all right, yeah. [ light laughter ] they're really good. i was watching this. i was like, "oh my gosh." and there's so many little things you do in the movie. i'm just like -- [ gasp ] you could hear people that like -- going in the theatre are like, "this -- that's amazing." >> well, i'm really proud of the picture. one of those that took a lot of energy to get made and so now that it's having the life that it's having, it's just a thrill. >> jimmy: and you're up against some great people. natalie portman, "black swan." nicole kidman, "rabbit hole." i didn't see -- but i heard it's great. [ light laughter ] jennifer lawrence, "winter's bone." that was good. >> amazing. >> jimmy: oh man. michelle williams, "blue valentine." that was great too. >> yes. >> jimmy: do you vote? you must vote. you're an academy member. >> yes. right, i do vote. >> jimmy: do you vote for yourself? >> yes. [ laughter and applause ] absolutely. >> jimmy: you do, right? you have to. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: why would you not? >> exactly. you'd have to be a fool.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's so good. do you want to tell everyone what "the kids are all right" is about? >> "the kids are all right" is about -- two women, lifetime partners, who have two teenage kids. >> jimmy: yeah. >> the kids -- the oldest one is about go away to college. she's 18. the kids start to get curious about who their sperm donor was. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and so, behind the mom's backs, they go and they find him. and that's mark ruffalo. so it's really about what happens when this man comes into all their lives. >> jimmy: yeah. and -- really, man, does he come into their lives. >> he does. >> jimmy: 'cause -- 'cause julianne moore, you partner really -- >> she likes him. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> i know. it's a problem. >> jimmy: it's insane. you go, "oh man, i've never thought of that idea for a plot of movie" and then, it's like -- it just gets crazy and -- god, it's so funny too, as well. >> yeah. >> jimmy: the little, tiny jokes in there are so good. i keep thinking of all of them. i love when you're sticking your

head out when you're at the college -- sticking your head out the window. and i know you probably don't remember doing it but it wa s great. it's very funny. you're like, "bye." and everyone loved it in the theatre. the other thing is, there's a scene where you're drinking the wine. you think there's gonna be a blowout fight. >> yes. >> jimmy: i mean, it is like, "oh boy. it's gonna go down." and you just -- you gulp this goblet of wine. you're like -- [ glug ] and you're like, "what's gonna happen?" and then -- i won't tell you what happens but man, it was like good filmmaking. i thought it was so good and everyone loved it so much. >> thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: there's so many little fun things like that and we actually -- we have a clip of you being very funny and very good. you're talking with julianne -- you're out to dinner with another couple and -- >> it's a tense night. >> jimmy: yeah, it's a very tense night. hasn't gotten well. and then, somebody starts talking about how they love organic things and -- it just makes me laugh. here's the great annette bening in "kids are all right." >> hey, so -- have you guys gotten to the whole acai smoothie craving? >> acai fruit packs. yeah, no, but they're pushing 'am like crack, whole foods. >> joel is so addicted to it, he buys it by the case. >> here's what i do. i throe it in the blender with bananas, frozen strawberries and hemp milk. and i'll tell you what -- it is pretty sensational. >> mm hm. >> just [ bleep ] kill me. okay?

>> or no. >> i'm sorry, guys, but i just can't -- with the [ bleep ] hemp milk and the organic farming and -- you know, if i hear one more person say that they love heirloom tomatoes, i'm gonna -- kill myself, okay? [ laughter ] oh, and do you know that we're composting now? oh yeah. "oh no, don't throw that in the trash. you have to put it in the composting bin, where all the beautiful, little worms will turn it into this organic mulch and then we'll all feel good about ourselves," you know? i can't do it, okay? i can't -- do it. [ light laughter ] >> hey babe. how about some green tea? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: there you are. it's all like that. it's so good. best of luck. >> thank you. >> jimmy: academy award night. gosh, i'm such a fan. >> thank you. >> jimmy: annette bening, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] go see "the kids are all right." nick swardson joins us next, everybody. come on back! ♪ ♪ turn the tub around

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. sounded great. welcome back, everybody. our next guest is a hilarious comedian who stars with adam sandler and jennifer aniston in the new moving "just go with it" which opens this friday. put it together for our pal, nick swordsman, everybody!

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey. >> what's up, guys? how are you? >> jimmy: nicky sword. >> hi, jacob dylan. >> jimmy: do you know jacob dylan? >> i don't. >> jimmy: you say his full name. >> yeah, totally. that's his name. >> jimmy: that is his name. >> i call people by their names, man. that's how i do it. >> jimmy: you don't look at people in the eye either. >> i don't. where you at? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you seriously don't know where i am? >> you down there? you gone down there again? >> jimmy: how are you, buddy? >> i'm great, man. >> jimmy: you went to the super bowl. >> i did. >> jimmy: that is a big deal. do you enjoy -- do you love football? do you love it? >> i love -- i'm psychotic.

huge sports fan. >> jimmy: really? so did you have fun at the thing? >> a little system overload. >> jimmy: why? >> because it's so intense. there's so many parties and there's so much -- they are just throwing money everywhere at all of these parties. so you go -- >> jimmy: they throw money? >> they throw money at the parties, which is great. then they have like -- just having a party for like g.q. or something and they're like, "yeah, we got nelly and the beatles." you're like, "what?" original line up. you're like, "how'd you do that?" pull it together. >> jimmy: now you -- we were taking backstage about the oscar's. you excited about the oscars? >> i've seen it all, man. i've seen everything. >> jimmy: you've seen all of the movies? >> yeah. seen it all. >> jimmy: what are you thinking? >> i think it's gonna be a no brainer. i go with it every year, "throw mama from the train." this is their year. >> jimmy: they're not gonna -- >> you know -- >> jimmy: no, they're not gonna -- >> come on man, you know it. no i -- >> jimmy: i love that movie. >> i saw you will of the movies.

it was really inspiring this year and prompted me to -- if i could plug future projects. >> jimmy: you got inspired? >> i got very inspired. i've got a movie coming out called "black tron." [ light laughter ] it's "black swan" meets tron. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> and it's a bunch of girls that make out on motorcycles while they throw frisbees. [ scattered applause ] >> jimmy: that sounds -- i'd love to see that. that sounds real good. >> that might grab a trophy next year. >> jimmy: that sounds real good. >> and another one -- yes, it's still going. >> jimmy: oh yeah. >> based on "inception" but i invade wet dreams called "insertion." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: okay. >> hold on guys. >> jimmy: no, no, no, no. come on. >> they get way better than that. >> jimmy: sometimes they do. >> they get way better then that. they should be. >> jimmy: you know what's very funny is you in "just go with it." dude, you scored so hard in this movie. you are so funny in this movie. >> thanks, dude. >> jimmy: i know you're funny in everything you do. but i mean, god in this movie you gotta love nick swardson. he's so good in this.

you play, i'm not kidding, your character's name is dolph lundgren. [ laughter ] >> doulf lungren. and so i adopt this austrian strange accent. >> jimmy: you have crazy -- it's an austrian accent. you have crazy coke bottle glasses. >> coke bottle glasses. and i'm just disguised, "like hey what's up?" you know what i mean? it's just like -- >> jimmy: how did you end up getting that? did you just write that in? or did sandler come up with that? >> it was in the script and i was -- i was hanging out one day and i got a call from sandler. and he's like, "hey, man" -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he did not do -- >> he might not have done that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he called you and said -- [ laughter ] and that's what made you get the roll. you go -- >> that was it. >> jimmy: no problem. >> sandler does his little magic. >> jimmy: yeah. >> magic whistle. no. >> jimmy: yeah. >> uh, no. he's like, "hey, can you do an austrian accent." and i'm like, "yeah. yeah, i think i can figure that out." he's like, "okay." and i'm like, "all right." he's like, "do it." and i was like, "right now?" and he's like, "yeah."

and i'm like -- [ austrian accent ] go to the bar. and he's like, "yeah, all right. cool man. i'll see you later." and he just hung up the phone. >> jimmy: so you got the gig. >> i'm not kidding. and then had me call one of the other producers and i did this voice and then -- all process. basically that was kind of like my first -- >> jimmy: you've known sandler for a long time, don't you? you've been working with him for like -- >> seven or eight years. it's pretty crazy. >> jimmy: yeah, it's good sandler as a buddy. >> it's good man. he's a good friend. he's very fun. very down to earth. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you also -- you don't. there's no pressure to shop for him on the holidays. >> jimmy: no? >> because he's got a lot of things. [ laughter ] he's been around awhile. he's got some dough. >> jimmy: you just don't get him anything. >> you can't. i can't be like, "hey i got you -- a got you a ferrari." he'd be like, "ah, i got 78 of those." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: 78 ferraris. >> to impress him i'd have to be

like "hey, i bought you ohio." [ laughter ] and even then he'd still be like, "ah, pacino just got me that." >> jimmy: oh man. we have a clipado. >> do you really? from "throw mama from the train?" >> jimmy: no. no. no, no, no. calm down. from -- from your -- from your movie. >> oh. okay. all right. >> jimmy: "just go with it." >> "just go with it." >> jimmy: i think this is the airport scene. >> this is -- my character kind of springs my whole german guy on sandler and aniston. they don't know. they're at the airport about to go to hawaii. so they get a free trip to hawaii i adopt this persona and this me throwing it for the first time. >> jimmy: so the first time. they've never seen it. so here's the great nick swardson in "just go with it." >> don't leave me. i could not stand to be without you. uh-oh. is this him? i see the colonel -- right here in front of me. >> okay. i'm confused right now. >> oh, i'm so sorry.

i have not introduced myself. we have talked on the phone. but i am the dolph lundgren -- slash love monkey. >> it's so great of all of you. so mature. you know, i would love for my parents -- >> i know. >> -- they got divorced. >> that's why i'm thinking we should have the man come. this is -- i'm glad. i'm glad. >> it's important for the children to see us as a unit. and also i cannot stay away from this potato pancake. she loves the schnitzel. you know what i mean? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: give it for the great nick swardson. "just go with it" opens everywhere this friday. we'll be right back with, "survival man" les stroud! he's hanging out in the bud light lime green room. there he is. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] cowhide dries out. so does your manhide. regular men's body wash can dry out your skin.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] jimmy: for years our next guest has been risking his life as a survival expert and filmmaker with hit shows like "survivorman" and "beyond survival." take a look. a visiting shaman wants a turn at tattooing me. he's still in training, but his hit is much harder than taroch's when it comes to making sure the nail is breaking through my skin. unfortunately, for me, he's not paying attention to how much ink paste he's using. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: he 's also a best-selling author whose latest book "will to live: dispatches from the edge of survival" is out right now. give it up for the survivorman himself, les stroud! ♪ >> jimmy: les, thank you so much for being on the show. >> hey, my pleasure. my pleasure. >> jimmy: how does one get -- how does one get started in doing this? surviving. >> it runs in my youth. i started off -- you remember jacque cousteau and tarzan movies? >> jimmy: sure. >> that's who i grew up with. i loved that stuff. i used to play survival out at the cottage and that. and then -- >> jimmy: where, like, in your back yard? >> yeah. back -- back of the cottage. >> jimmy: you're like, mom, >> exactly, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] and i knew guys who -- later, like, i was 25 and i was doing rock and roll and music and all of that and then i just -- i needed a break. >> jimmy: you were in a band, right? >> yeah, yeah. i played -- played actually in, like, a bully cologne band at first.

i was like the mick ronson dude. >> jimmy: really? what was the name of your band? >> called diamond dogs. >> jimmy: that's great. i love the name of the covers band. >> yeah, i know. and this is the journey era of cover bands up in toronto, canada. tres hombres for zz top. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. all those good bands. >> jimmy: canadian. >> yeah, absolutly. canadian boy. canadians! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. absolutely, absolutely. yeah, yeah. people clapping in canada. >> i know. yeah. the whole country is clapping. >> jimmy: now, you've got this book here, "will to live." well, tell us what this is about. >> this was my opportunity to take a look at some of the most incredible and famous survival stories of all time. and sort of, through my years of experience and survival, take a look at them critically and say -- you know, and i wasn't -- i didn't go easy on them. we looked at chris mancadles. the "into the wild" guy. the sean penn movie uruguay and rugby team that got stuck and had to do cannibalism on the mountain. and i sort of say, here's what i think they could've done. what they should have done, and what i would have done. >> jimmy: had a fatter rugby player. yeah. had a fatter rugby player on the team. could have ate for a week. yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] um, what do you never leave home without? because, i always -- nothing is going to happen to me

in new york city, i don't think. >> yeah, well -- >> jimmy: nick, did you ever get afraid of getting stranded somewhere? >> everyday of my life. [ laughter ] >> i take him with me wherever i go. yeah. >> jimmy: you would take nick with you? no, no, no. no good. >> he'd make me laugh. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. so, what's in your wallet? >> um -- uh -- >> jimmy: like, do you have, like, a credit card that looks like a blade? >> no. you know what? it's the -- you get the whole survival geek thing going on. the gear geeks and stuff. i -- which is great. but, for me, if it's pure survival, i just always a way to get a fire going. that's it. always want to have a way to get a fire going. i don't care if you're in the jungle, in the desert, in the arctic. the key is the fire. that's always the number one thing. >> jimmy: so, just wear, like, flammable clothes? [ laughter ] or what -- what -- what would you do differently? >> just nothing. i carry a butane lighter. that's it. >> jimmy: crem brule torch. that you always use. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you always make -- you make a great -- >> what if you get lock in, like, a department store, immediate fire? like, right away? >> jimmy: yeah. immediately. just light -- than five minutes does not mean that you're locked in. so, don't light a fire at the department store. i'm locked in! i got to survive!

it's like, no, no. >> there was actually the coolest video. this guy took a -- i'm going to say the name of the company was that store where you build your own furniture -- and it's like a youtube video where he took items from that store and basically did a fireball, and got it going right there on the floor -- just using, like, a hanger -- a coat hanger. and then he took apart a dresser, next thing you know he's got a fire going on the floor. it's a great youtube video. >> jimmy: really? in -- in the store? >> no, i don't know where he did it. it was just using all of the store items. it was just -- >> jimmy: oh, to start a fire. >> people just get -- people get into this survival stuff and they go -- >> jimmy: but, that's what i love about your show. i got to say -- your show is legit. because -- >> thank you. >> jimmy: there's -- there's -- it's crazy, but it's legit. i mean, the thing i like about you is -- because there's no cameraman. no audio guys. no -- it's just you. you go and you film yourself with, like, a stick camera out there, and film yourself, and you're waving at yourself, and you're surviving. >> yeah, well, the whole idea was that it's -- >> jimmy: i don't know why anyone would do this. but, you do it, and i love that you do it and not me. because i would never do it. >> you know what, nobody was doing it and the ones that were

done, just -- they sucked. there's just bad videos on stuff. and i just said, you know what, i'm a filmmaker, and i'm survival expert, why don't i put the two of them together. and that's where i ended up like that. and i could do it alone. because if i do it alone, it's for real. right? then, you go, okay. there's not a camera crew that's going -- you know, i'm going to get a chocolate bar from them on day three sort of thing. >> jimmy: you know they would do that. >> yes >> jimmy: come on. come on, give me. give me a bite of your luna bar. >> no reason to be noble on day five. like, hey, my you want to bite this -- no, i can't. i'm surviving. [ laughter ] that's ain't going to happen. >> jimmy: can i get a little makeup here? yeah. can you put fake blood here? >> that happens. >> jimmy: but next, for you, is you're doing a musical about your life? >> well, you know what, everything is full circle, right? >> jimmy: i -- uh -- i want to see this. i'd hate to see the concession stand there. it's like a bunch of worms. >> worms. and scorpion-ka-bobs. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. shot glasses of sweat. >> yeah.

[ audience groans ] well, the whole thing, i've got this story, of -- >> jimmy: you got to survive, you guys. >> -- you know, starting in -- i started in suburban -- suburbia, and i landed up being accepted as a shaman in the middle of the indonesian jungle. it's a hell of a story arc there. >> jimmy: i mean, it's really cool. >> broadway. yeah. >> jimmy: i mean -- i just -- i know you brought your harmonica with you. >> i did. >> jimmy: would you like to jam out with the roots? >> sounds good. [cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: go for it. les stroud! go for it, buddy! go. [cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: "will to live" is in stores right now! les stroud, everybody! cowboy junkies and more, next! come on back. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest are about to release an album, featuring interpretations of songs by the late vic chesnutt, called "demons." they are here tonight to play a song from it called "wrong piano." please welcome cowboy junkies! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ oberheim yamaha steinway and the lot

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