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[ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! that's what's i'm talking about. great new york city crowd right there! [ cheers and applause ] hey, guys. i'm so excited. welcome. welcome, everybody, to "late night with jimmy fallon." happy wednesday. well, you guys -- more big weiner news. [ laughter ] there's now growing pressure for -- [ laughter ] i just caught that now. >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: there's now growing pressure for congressman anthony weiner to resign. [ audience aws ] yeah. weiner is like "look, i'm not leaving, but i am packing." [ laughter ] so -- [ cheers and applause ] yeah. democrats in congress seem to be distancing themselves from the anthony weiner scandal. just to be safe, everybody's staying a good six to eight inches away at all times. [ laughter ]
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listen to this, a new study found that being bored can be good for your brain. which explains that new campaign slogan "mitt romney: i'm good for your brain." [ laughter ] [ audience aws ] he's a nice guy, just a little boring. that's all. hey, here's some good news. federal reserve chairman ben bernanke is predicting that the economy will pick up in the second half of the year. you know what that means! [ cheers and applause ] you know what that means -- nothing. it means nothing. [ laughter ] he's said it before. hey, i heard that the movie "rocky" is being adapted into a broadway musical. [ audience groans ] because the only thing that can improve rocky is if he beats apollo creed and goes "yo, adrian --" ♪ i did it i did it i really, really did it i'm a statue ♪ ♪ in philadelphia ♪ statue in philadelphia [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ statue in philadelphia statue in philadelphia that will soon be removed ♪ ♪ that will soon be removed by the people of philadelphia ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it was up for a while, though. >> steve: ran for a while, didn't it? >> jimmy: this is pretty crazy. a woman in florida called 911 after she found a bear swimming in her backyard pool. that's right, there was a bear in the water, or as sarah palin calls that, soup. [ laughter ] needs more salt. check this out. a new survey found that 29% of video game players are over 40 years old. that explains that new game, wii prostate exam. [ audience groans ] [ laughter ] i don't know how you play. i've never played it. >> steve: keep the controller.
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>> jimmy: "keep the controller." [ laughter ] i just saw this. doctors have developed a new procedure that uses radio waves to treat asthma. so the next time someone has an asthma attack, don't do cpr -- [ in announcer voice ] "just put on 101.5, the zaniest morning zoo in all of scranton with dirty mike and the platypus. we're taking calls, and we're taking your girlfriend. just kidding. not." [ cheers and applause ] that was for a friend of mine. some sports news. sports fans out there? [ cheers and applause ] 40,000 people showed up at mets citi field yesterday to watch a soccer game between ecuador and greece. and i don't know how this happened, but somehow, the mets still managed to lose 8-0. [ laughter ] isn't that unbelievable? >> steve: how'd that happen? >> jimmy: they're doing better. >> steve: they're doing better. they've won their last two games. >> jimmy: i know. and finally, former new mexico governor gary johnson is upset that cnn excluded him from next
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week's the republican debate. it was too bad. i mean, because after congressman weiner, think of all the fun we could have with a president johnson? wouldn't that be amazing. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight! give it up for the roots! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a -- [ cheers and applause ] hey, you guys. hey. "thank you notes," in stores now. we have a book out, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] for grads, dads, brads -- >> steve: get one for anyone. >> jimmy: chads. >> steve: anybody. >> jimmy: chads? >> steve: if you like to be clad in plaid. >> jimmy: people that wear plaids. it's only $12. you get it for people. you can get it for people you don't even like. [ laughter ] and you got to get them a present. you go "oh, i hate that guy." you get him this thing.
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"hey, thank you for being you, buddy." [ laughter ] >> steve: throw it on his -- >> jimmy: throw it down his throat. throw a brick through his window and then -- and then throw the book through the hole. >> steve: exactly, and -- [ laughter ] and chain all the doors shut, gasoline all around -- >> jimmy: no, no! think about it. think about it before you do it. we've got a big show tonight, you guys. the great glenn close is here! [ cheers and applause ] i love glenn close! so fun. so fun, so cute. i love glenn close. from "x-men: first class," the beautiful zoe kravitz is stopping by! [ cheers and applause ] the number one movie. number one. oh. also, animal expert jeff musial is here. [ cheers and applause ] he's got a bunch of cool-looking animals. consider yourself warned. okay? something might get loose. it's happened before with this guy. i do worry about jeff musial. and, i can't believe we have -- i can't believe that this is happening tonight.
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one of my favorite singers of all time and piano players and performers and just -- he's a legend. joe jackson is here, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] joe jackson. joe jackson. tall dude. >> steve: tall. >> jimmy: joe jackson's tall. >> steve: he's a tall drink of water. >> jimmy: what, he's like 6'8" or something? >> questlove: uh, yeah. >> jimmy: he's something like that. he's tall. but he's like -- he's like. you know, joe jackson's tall, and he's like -- ♪ is she really going out with him ♪ ♪ is she -- is she really ♪ ♪ but if my eyes don't deceive me ♪ ♪ there's something going on around here ♪ ♪ around here >> jimmy: and he does that. he also does -- ♪ mmm don't you feel like making something new ♪ ♪ ♪ don't you feel i'm breaking out of breaking up with you ♪
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>> jimmy: but he's -- you can't stump the band. >> steve: i didn't know he was a samba player. >> jimmy: you can't stump the band. he also does -- "steppin' out." ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪ steppin' out ♪ ♪ into the night into the light ♪ ♪ me, babe steppin' out ♪ [ scattered cheers ] >> jimmy: that's it. that's it. i tell you why -- he's going play that song tonight, on the show! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: what?! are you kidding me?! ah. >> jimmy: you throw a brick -- what do you do first? >> steve: you throw a brick through the dude's window. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> steve: you're driving by -- let's say you're driving by --
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let's see. >> jimmy: hit him with the "thank you notes." >> steve: he's got an amc pacer. >> steve: you're driving by a dude's house -- >> jimmy: hey, you guys. sorry to cut you off, higgins. >> steve: oh, was i -- >> jimmy: time for "late night hashtags." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hashtags hashtags hashtags hashtags ♪ ♪ hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: here we go. these are lists on twitter where we give you the topic and you send in the tweets. so yesterday, i went on twitter and started a hashtag called "my pet is weird," and i asked you guys at home to tweet us something weird or crazy. something your pet does. we got thousands of tweets. at one point, it was the number one worldwide trending topic on twitter, which was huge. [ cheers and applause ] always fun when that happens. it's exciting. thank you, twitter and tweets out there. so now i thought i'd share some of my favorite "my pet is weird" tweets from you guys. here we go. the first one's from @zozogirl808. she says "my dog growls at hielf in the mirror and then cowers away from the growling dog on the other side the mirror." hmm.
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my dog does that, too. this one's from @missmo10. she says "my dog amber occasionally falls down the stairs, then walks away really fast as if to say 'it's all good. no big deal.'" i meant to do that. that's the way i get down the stairs. >> steve: that's how i roll. >> jimmy: yeah. falls down the stairs and says "live from new york --" [ laughter ] this is from @mikehenabary. he says "my cat will jump on the top of chairs to lick someone's bald spot." [ laughter ] that's a fun party trick. this one's from @iamericho. he says "our cat gets so pissed when his christmas sweater is on that he doesn't move for hours and just stares at you." he tweeted a picture. let's look at this thing. there he is. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] >> steve: looks like a panther. >> jimmy: yeah, he's like "are you effing serious? you want me to wear this? [ laughter ] seriously." this is from @nickferrucci. he says "my dog maddie walked in on me naked. there was an uncomfortable pause
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with intense eye contact. it's never been the same since." [ laughter and applause ] never seen the dog laugh before. this is from @kaylee. he says "my cat sits like this." and let's look at the photo. there you go. [ laughter ] legs straight out. there you go. >> steve: oh. that's a leg. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. that was -- >> steve: okay. just checking. >> jimmy: that was his leg. you thought it was his tail? >> steve: yeah. his tail, sure. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: from @eshrodes. he says "my dog pretends to limp when you tell him it's time for a walk." [ laughter ] "nice try, buddy. nice try. you're not limping. let's go for a walk." >> steve: "i'd love to, but --" >> jimmy: this last one's from @vicsticks. he says "when i take my cat punani someplace --"
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[ laughter ] >> steve: punani? >> jimmy: this should be "my owner's weird." [ laughter ] >> steve: "dude, what are you going to name your cat --" >> jimmy: "dude, i've got the funniest name for my cat." >> steve: "what is it?!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "it's garfield! [ coughing ] >> steve: "have to get funyuns." >> jimmy: he says "when i take my cat punani someplace, he likes to ride in the beer box." let's take a look at the photo. there you go, right there. [ laughter ] there you have it. tonight's "late night" hashtags. [ cheers and applause ] to check out all of these, and more of my favorites, go to we'll be right back with jeff musial and his animals. ♪ ♪ only you
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>> jimmy: hey, everybody. welcome back to our show. and here, once again, with a variety of adorable and or deadly animals, please welcome the great jeff musial, everybody. [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ i'm an animal i'm an animal ♪ >> jimmy: whoa, whoa. jeff, nice to see you again. >> nice to see you. >> jimmy: well, this is something special. >> roots. >> hey. >> how you doing? >> jimmy: you don't know the roots. >> they're my boys. >> jimmy: no, they're not. >> yeah, they are. >> jimmy: what is going on? this is an owl? but it's not. >> it is. this is called the eurasian eagle owl. and here -- get down. sit down. be comfortable. >> jimmy: yeah. welcome to the show. >> no problem. [ laughter ] so the eurasian eagle owl -- they can spin their head almost around -- look at that -- almost 360 degrees. do you see that? >> jimmy: yeah. >> her name is linda blair. [ laughter ] now, these guys -- actually, it's steve 'cause i do kids show, and you bring it out, call it linda blair, and moms get mad. and they're like, "why did you call --" you know what i mean? you don't want to deal with it. so, they -- >> jimmy: who would ever hire you for a kid's party? [ light laughter ] >> that hurt. >> jimmy: it hurt? >> it's ok. now -- >> jimmy: that shouldn't hurt you. no, i'm just joking around. >> that's okay. the last animal i have will
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probably eat you, so that's where we'll be fine. [ laughter ] now, this -- >> jimmy: you are the greatest. >> this guy here -- thank you very much. this guy here -- their eyeballs -- if you had eyeballs like an owl, your eyes would be the size of softballs. now you can't -- how you look and you turn -- >> jimmy: he's staring at me. >> i know. >> jimmy: yeah. >> now, watch. he was calling backstage. go. [ imitating owl ] hoo, hoo -- hoo. try it. >> jimmy: i don't think it's going to work. [ light laughter ] >> come on. i did it backstage. he did it great. like a deep throat. [ imitating owl ] hoo, hoo, hoo -- hoo. [ laughter ] come on. you can do it. [ applause ] [ imitating owl ] >> jimmy: hoo, hoo -- hoo. hoo, hoo -- hoo. >> she's looking for it. that's pretty good. >> jimmy: hoo-hoo -- why you always make me do this, and they don't -- >> because it's funny. it's just so funny when you do it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what else do you got? what else -- i see you brought something else. >> look at this. it's got a six foot wing span. >> jimmy: oh, my god! [ laughter ] >> no. sorry. [ laughter ] man. >> jimmy: what? >> i didn't tell you -- you jumped up and scared her. >> jimmy: what is wrong with you? [ laughter ]
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what is wrong with this guy? >> no, she was fine. then, you had to jump up and scream. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what did you want me to do? i was being attacked. i never saw an owl do that in my life. >> no, she wouldn't attack you. i'm trying to show you her wing span. now -- >> jimmy: well, you definitely did. >> look at these guys. aren't they cool? >> jimmy: yeah. >> leaf-tailed geckos. these guys are from madagascar. look at them. they're so neat. they'll like -- i don't know if they'll, like, hang out or they might think you're a branch and launch on you, or, like -- >> jimmy: what do you mean, "launch on me?" [ laughter ] >> like this. watch. watch. this is cool. they're going to go. >> jimmy: i don't know why i do this. >> come on. come on, go. jump. now -- [ applause ] so cool. look at this. if you stay real still -- >> jimmy: yeah. i don't think i'm going to be moving. >> yeah. look at this. if they -- >> jimmy: what is that thing on the end of it? is that poisonous? [ laughter ] >> no. they -- >> jimmy: don't do this. >> no, it's cool. look at it. it's so neat. now, they can -- [ applause ] they'll blend in. now -- they blend in. look at it! it's so cool. they'll change colors. they can lick their eyeballs if they get thirsty. their tongue comes up like a windshield wiper on a car.
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look, she's sizing something up on your desk. look at that. see him? he's going to jump up. wiggle your finger. make it look like a worm. this is going to be so neat. it's going to attack it. [ laughter ] now, they -- okay, don't. no, yeah. yeah, don't move your fingers at all. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: well, i fear you've brought other animals. [ light laughter ] >> man, you always rush me through the fun part. >> jimmy: no, no. >> it's all right. >> jimmy: but this is a leaf -- >> it's a leaf-tailed gecko. >> jimmy: you forgot one. >> they're found in -- >> jimmy: sorry. now, what? a leaf -- >> leaf-tailed gecko. they're found in madagascar. they blend in. they have great camouflage. >> jimmy: yeah, we actually have a photo of that. what it looks like. >> do you? you see that? they blend in. there's one on the top left. there's one on the bottom right. they blend in perfectly with everything going on around them. now, i'm going to move on to the next animal. you want to see these guys? >> jimmy: sure. >> they're so neat. [ applause ] they're part of the ostrich family. now, here we go. i'm going to bring him over here. it's okay. >> jimmy: oh, man. >> it's okay. look, guys, look. here's some food. here's some food. it's okay. come here. don't run away. don't -- no, come on. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it's all right. okay, get him. >> no. here, have some salad. whoa! [ laughter ] he's running away. >> jimmy: that's all right. >> grab him. he's going to eat salad. these are calls emus.
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they're going to get six feet tall. they're going to weigh close to -- here, look. salad. there you go. it's bonnie and clyde. here, have some salad. want some salad? >> jimmy: stop throwing things at me, please. >> they -- look. she's going to get six feet tall. they're a cousin of the ostrich. they look like they have fur on them. and as they get older, they're going to get more, like, feathers. they get awesome. like the stuff they put in steven tyler's hair. they'll get a few from these guys. it's awesome. and they're just such a cool animal. they're like -- >> jimmy: emus? >> emus, yeah. >> jimmy: oh, emus? >> emus. >> jimmy: are they also called emus? >> sure. no. they -- >> jimmy: i like them a lot. >> yeah. they get six feet tall, and if it doesn't work out, they make great jerky. now --. [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: no, you can't do that. >> i'm just kidding. >> jimmy: you can't do that. >> are you kidding me? they're like my kids. my daughter is infatuated with them. she calls them giant walking chickens. now -- >> jimmy: so neat. >> aren't they? >> jimmy: they're really amazing. where do you find these guys? >> in australia. and they might go after my ring or something like that. they like shiny objects. they'll try to pluck them out and stuff. they can pluck your eyeball, like, right out of your head. so, they'll -- [ laughter ] just kidding.
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i'm just messing with you. but this one here --. this is coming out. these guys are only a month old. they started out -- they were about this big. >> jimmy: they're a month old. >> they're, like, four times the size. they grew since last night. it was unbelievable. so -- >> jimmy: this is amazing. now, i heard you're bringing a special guest? >> yeah. you want to see a special guest? >> jimmy: yeah. >> i'm going to let you grab these guys up. you grab this one. you want to see the -- you want to see the cougar? [ cheers and applause ] yeah. and i'm not talking about a sexy mom. you know what i'm saying? >> jimmy: yeah. >> now -- [ audience groans ] now, this girl here -- >> jimmy: please, hold on. please hold on. oh, look at the claws on that. oh, my gosh. >> she is just gorgeous, isn't she? her name is nala. and oh -- you're so -- i love you so much. i love you. i know. i love you. jimmy loves you. everybody loves you. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> she's a mountain lion, cougar, catamount screamer. they're one of the largest north american cats.
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>> jimmy: how strong is that leash? [ light laughter ] >> pretty strong. i was using it for my grandma's poodle last week, and it worked out fine. >> jimmy: no, see. that's what i'm talking about. >> so we decided to bring it for the cougar. >> jimmy: so wait, nala was here two years ago. >> yeah. she was. >> jimmy: we have a full screen of this. look at this. [ audience aws ] >> now, she's back on the "jimmy fallon" show bigger and cuter. and ready to eat you. now -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no hell, this is two years and, i mean, she's tall. she wants to play with you, right? >> yeah. it's just playing. she's fully clawed. she has all her teeth. i don't declaw. i don't remove teeth. however they're born, that's how they stay. now, yes, this is one of those big cat toys. so, she's going to rip it. she's sharpening her claws for you. >> jimmy: yeah, i know she is. >> she's awesome. >> jimmy: she doesn't remember me. >> beautiful face to her. [ laughter ] so neat. and she's one of my favorites. she's a female so she's going to get about 70 to 100 pounds, where the boys will get over -- her dad is 297 pounds. >> jimmy: beautiful, beautiful animal. [ audience aws ] >> she's taking over. look at that. >> jimmy: how cute is that? i don't want to remove her from there. >> i don't either. >> jimmy: look at those claws. look at those claws. >> she's awesome.
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in the wild they can take down prey -- >> jimmy: how is this legal to have in my building? [ laughter ] a cougar just -- >> i wrote on the paperwork, i was like -- they were like -- i'm like, and jimmy wants to bring his cat from home. so we just put it down and they -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: excuse me. i just wanted to remove -- >> so cool. she's watching the camera guy. >> jimmy: just gorgeous. what a beautiful -- >> they can take down prey -- like, this girl can take down a full grown deer, no problem. they jump up, go right for the jugular, drag them down and bleed them out. now -- >> jimmy: i've got -- [ laughter ] >> what? you're totally fine. she's a good girl. >> jimmy: i got attacked by a cougar pretty recently. >> did you? [ light laughter ] where? >> jimmy: kathie lee gifford was on the show. >> oh, yeah! [ applause ] i saw that. i saw that episode. and you were loving every minute of it. >> jimmy: i was. >> you were all about it. >> jimmy: jeff, always great to have you on. i don't want to get bit right now. >> oh, my god! >> jimmy: stop it. my thanks to jeff musial and his
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animals. we love him. we love his animals. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with glenn close, everybody! ♪ [ both sigh ] ♪ hey, did you notice? oh, the mike's hard lemonade® guys. mike's hard lemonade®? sure. it's a refreshing change from your usual beer. need to change things up every once in a while, you know? yeah. i hate it when things are the same all the time. me too. ♪ [ clears throat ] [ clears throat ] [ male announcer ] for a refreshing change of taste, make it a mike's®. [ together ] well, see ya.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. i'm fine. our next guest today, five-time oscar nominee who has won emmys and a golden globe for her work as patty hewes on the television show "damages," which has it's fourth season premiere, july 13th at 10:00 p.m. on directv. please welcome the great glenn close, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, i love it when you come by. i'm such a big fan. you are the greatest. >> it's fun to be here. >> jimmy: you shot your last show of the "damages," this season, today. your last shot. >> hours ago. >> jimmy: that's great. congratulations.
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>> yes. >> jimmy: so, now you can party! now you can party. let's go. break out the champaign. >> i have already. >> jimmy: oh, good. i love it. what are you going to do this summer? >> well, we're going to start off with a typical family vacation. we're going to go down to the -- to hatteras to the outer banks and continue learning how to kiteboard. >> jimmy: kiteboard? >> yeah. >> jimmy: see, i wouldn't do that. >> why not? >> jimmy: why, i don't know. it involves a kite and a surfboard? >> yeah, a big kite and you learn how to manipulate the kite. you're on a board about this big and -- and you dip it and you get catapulted out of the water. [ laughter ] and then you edge it and if you're really good, you can kind of ride. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i can't do that. i can't fly a kite even. [ laughter ] i mean, i can start there -- that's tough for me. do you have to be in a really windy area? >> yeah. this is a windy area. and was so cool, it's like waste high water and i've been up for five seconds. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's fantastic. [ applause ] glenn, that is amazing. that must be like -- it feels like it would be so strong -- and your arms, too? >> it happened so fast that i
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can't even, you know, kind of assimilate it. so, i'm going down there and hope that i can, you know, go up for six seconds maybe. >> jimmy: yeah, you're going go for it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're so tiny, i'm afraid that you might fly away. >> no, it's really easy. if anything happens, you let go and the kite just kind of settles down in the water. >> jimmy: it's a wonder you don't settle down. you crash into the water, break your face. that scares me. but, you always do fun stuff. you always play fun games. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you and your family are awesome. last time you were on, i don't know if you remember this. >> i do. >> jimmy: you had a game where -- it's a game, you play. i love that it's a game. but, how many tiny carrots, baby carrots, can you fit in the your mouth. >> right. >> jimmy: it's a game. >> right. >> jimmy: and you had in mouth, like, 30-something carrots? >> with my daughter. annie won. >> jimmy: oh my god. i love that. >> she had like 42 in her mouth. >> jimmy: oh my god, ridiculous. the most fun thing ever to watch. glenn close with all of these carrots in her mouth. [ laughter ] it was the wildest thing. you're always so fun. i love you. you're always playing games. there's another game you play, that i don't know. >> shoe golf? >> jimmy: yeah, what is shoe golf? >> shoe golf is you -- you kind of have goals around the yard, or even down across the road, fun when cars are coming. [ laughter ]
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and you just use your shoe and you've got -- you know, you just have to hit the mark. >> jimmy: and flip the shoe off. >> flip the shoe. shoes are flying everywhere. it's really great. >> jimmy: that's an awesome game. i want to play shoe golf. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and there's another one too, that you said -- >> stillwater, which is actually like who can drown who in the swimming pool? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so, you have to be still the longest you can in the water, with out freaking out? >> no, you're supposed to see how long can you stay under water without drowning. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is unbelievable. i love you play these games like this. it's so fun. >> oh, we got the baby toss and -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's talk about that next time around. you are doing something, you're singing the national anthem at -- that's at citi field. >> yes, i am. >> jimmy: that's amazing by the way. that's exciting. [ applause ] >> it is. it is. >> jimmy: what made you want to do that? i didn't even know -- >> well i've been -- 20 years ago, i was dared to sing the anthem, and i don't know if you've ever done it. >> jimmy: i would never. >> but, it's terrifying. >> jimmy: of course. i mean -- so many people screw it up. >> it's a hard song to sing to begin with and --
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>> jimmy: people forget the words and everything. >> that's embarrassing. >> jimmy: they get so embarrassing. they get so nervous. ♪ and the army's red car-- >> okay, you start it, and i'll tell what you the echo's like. you say oh say. >> jimmy: ♪ oh say can you see >> ♪ o say can ♪ >> jimmy: no, are you kidding me? >> yeah, and then you can't hear your own voice. >> jimmy: so, you start going nuts? >> you go nuts. so i thought, you know once -- you know, somebody dares me to do that, you think, "what? i can't not do it. right?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i love that you're so fun. i love that -- >> so i'm going to go out there. i've sung for them for 20 years and was the last person to actually sing at the old shea stadium. >> jimmy: is that right? >> seventh inning sang "god bless america," yeah. >> jimmy: no way? that's cool. last one to perform at shea stadium. [ applause ] that rocks. >> yeah. yeah. and i also -- i think it's my responsibility to sing it right, because then they'll win. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. yeah.
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we need the mets to win. >> so, i'm think that maybe come june 18th, and if i sing it really well, maybe -- >> jimmy: they're going to start winning. >> maybe. >> jimmy: the mets got to turn it around. yeah. they're having some good comebacks now. they have two games -- >> and we're going it for a great cause. bring change 2 mind, which is an organization i helped co-found to stop stigma around mental illness and we have a chunk of tickets. you go on -- -- >> jimmy: bring change 2 mind. >> -- and you can buy tickets and come. a lot of the crew and cast of "damages" are going to be there. it's kind of going to be our wrap party. >> jimmy: that's fun. when is that again? >> june 18th. >> jimmy: june 18th, so check that out you guys. >> an even show with the mets. >> jimmy: got to say, "damages." i love you in "damages." gosh, you get nominated all the time, because the show's so good. you're great, rose bryne is great -- >> yeah, rose -- >> jimmy: -- and now you've got john goodman this season. >> yes. yeah. >> jimmy: and it's also moved to directv? >> directv, yep. satellite. >> jimmy: directv, that-- that confuses me a little bit. >> it's on a satellite. >> jimmy: yes, so you have to, like, search for "damages." >> no. you have to get directv. >> jimmy: yeah, and then you can see it. >> and then with no commercials, which is great, and it's on channel 101 on directv. >> jimmy: oh, really? it's that easy? >> yeah. >> jimmy: see, i don't have directv. i have antennas, rabbit ears. [ laughter ] i get three channels. and like public broadcasting.
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>> oh, good. >> jimmy: yeah. but, it's always so good and you're phenomenal in it. we have a clip from the show i want to show everybody. here is the great glenn close in "damages." >> the deposition will be held in my offices. >> that's fine. >> seven days. >> he's flying in from paris. you get one. >> your client didn't develop a deadly vaccine over night. six days. >> three. >> five, or he can wait another year. >> if you agree to limit your questions to the trial to market period. >> what else? >> i want a translator. >> i saw your client on "charlie rose." his english is better than his french. we haven't tried a case against each other in over a decade, james. are you still bitter? >> i don't like to lose. [ laughs ] >> well, get used to it. anything else i can get you for the deposition? croissant, a beret? >> [ bleep ] you, patty. >> have a lovely day. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: that's fun. it's such a good show. now, you're always talking about all these games. and all these fun things that you do. and last time we talked, you said that you and your family sumo wrestle as well. and i didn't understand that. >> this is true. >> jimmy: yeah. now, but -- >> my husband david shaw has a sumo suit. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i -- the first time i ever visited the home in maine, he put me in a sumo suit, and basically sat on me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, i was wondering if you want to -- >> it's a test. >> jimmy: yeah, it's a test to see if you're cool or not. if you're down to wear a giant sumo suit. >> can you get back up? >> jimmy: yeah. do you want to try that? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: all right. there you go, you guys. glenn close and i are wrestling, sumo wrestling, when we get back. oh, yeah! get ready! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ male announcer ] this is the story of the south windsor thunder. a team with pride...
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[ beeping ] ♪ [ cheering, fireworks popping ] ♪ great save, kid. you deserve this. ♪ [ man ] pepsi max. the official soft drink of major league baseball. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. i am here with glenn close. and we're getting ready to sumo wrestle. our goal is to push your opponent out of the ring or knock them down. glenn -- glenn, are you ready for this? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. i'm ready. you guys ready? [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a
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talented young actress who stars in "x-men: first class." which is currently the number one movie in the world. say hello to the lovely zoe kravitz! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> that was really an original choice, thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: oh, very good. now, you've been -- you've been at our show before, but never on the show. >> it's true. >> jimmy: explain yourself. >> i come for the free food. >> jimmy: you do. >> it's not really free, but i -- but i hang out with the manager. >> jimmy: you hang out with the roots and you go out hang out in our cafeteria? >> uh-huh. >> you guys have the most amazing cafeteria in the world. >> jimmy: we do. we have great -- >> there is so many different kinds of food. >> jimmy: it's insane. >> it's crazy. >> jimmy: you can't stop eating. >> no, it's -- and it's not healthy. 'cause i'll leave and i'll like have some sushi. >> jimmy: that's healthy. >> and an omelet. >> jimmy: no. >> and some fried chicken. >> jimmy: that's bad. >> its like things that shouldn't go -- together. >> jimmy: yeah, you always leave
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with like sushi, mac and cheese, a slice of pizza. you're like "what's that?" oh, you're having chili dogs today. >> jimmy: oh, cool i want that, too. >> perfect i want it. >> jimmy: how about that? chili dog week. so yeah you would use that with a lot of stuff. um, but i'm happy you're here. i know -- your dad is here a couple times. lenny kravitz is your father. >> yes, yes. [ cheers and applause ] who's a rock star. >> jimmy: he was here for "marley week" by the way. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and destroyed -- hit a home run. >> i heard he killed it. i'm happy you've seen it. >> jimmy: oh, youth rock reggae. oh my gosh it is unbelievable stuff. it is so good. is it weird watching your -- >> when i got here today, they were all making fun of me, because i looked like a girl today. they are like, "aw, look at you're all dressed up." because, usually i look -- like a homeless person. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, you do not. you always look so gorgeous. you kidding me. you always look gorgeous. now, i got to the say, "x-men: first class." >> first class. >> jimmy: number one movie -- >> in the world. >> jimmy: come on! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> i'm so happy. that's really cool. >> jimmy: i'm so happy for you. that's so good. i mean, how was it filming that? was it crazy? >> it was good, you know. we all got along very well. we were in time with studios, like legendary. all the bond films were made there in london. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> and it was crazy. i got to fly around.
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>> jimmy: i mean your character, that's a good idea. if you're -- if you're a superhero character, what if you are like -- your powers are, you get to read people's minds or something. >> boring. >> jimmy: lame. yeah, yeah. >> he's always like -- >> jimmy: you can fly and shoot -- >> and -- i can, like, i can puke -- i can puke acid. [ laughter ] >> there's no -- there's no -- >> jimmy: so can i. i can do that too by the way. >> there is no correct way to say. >> jimmy: is after a night of tequila. >> exactly. exactly. >> jimmy: but when you're flying around is it all cgi or -- >> well the wings are cgi, but, did you know that? >> jimmy: do you actually fly? >> i know sometimes i do. yeah, yeah. the wings aren't really there, but they really did have me on a harness like zooming around over the beaches and stuff like that. it was really really fun. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, it was pretty gnarly. >> jimmy: and what was that like? was it just like -- >> it's like a roller coaster. it's fun for a while. >> jimmy: are you on a track or something? >> no, its just like they have like these four pillars and then you know like wires and they just kind of like zoom you around. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, and it's fun, for a while. but then the harness starts to hurt, and then you -- it's not fun anymore. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sure after that, yeah, exactly.
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but it's getting crazy, crazy good reviews. this movie. >> we got awesome reviews. >> jimmy: which is really, really good. >> it's exciting. i think people didn't know what to expect. but -- >> jimmy: yeah, you killed it. you had a great cast. i mean -- >> awesome cast. >> jimmy: you got -- >> you got kevin bacon. >> jimmy: yeah. >> we've got jennifer warrens. >> jimmy: yes! >> we've got nicholas hoult. >> jimmy: come on. >> we've got michael fassbender. we've got james mcavoy. >> jimmy: come on. mcavoy was here. >> boom. >> jimmy: yeah, mcavoy was here. he's a good dude. >> he's a good man. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i'm so happy for you. i'm so excited. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i'm so happy that you are here. i want to show a clip. this is your first time throwing to a clip. >> oh yeah showing a clip, clip. >> jimmy: isn't this exciting? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you don't have to set it up. if you don't -- >> okay, yeah -- i really -- i don't know >> jimmy: well, it's a clip from a different movie. >> oh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, no its -- just kidding. it's a clip. you can you throw to your clip. "x-men: first class" >> "x-men: first class," watch my clip. [ laughter ] >> you cats know its double for both, right? >> that won't be necessary, although i'm sure we were -- >> we were thinking more, we'll show you ours. if you show us yours. >> baby, that is not the way it works around here. >> more tea? >> don't mind if i do.
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♪ >> my turn. ♪ >> how would you like a job were you get to keep your clothes on? >> jimmy: there you go. come on. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well -- i'm so happy. you've got to come back, we got to do more karaoke, too. >> dude karaoke -- me and jimmy did karaoke together one time. >> jimmy: zoe is an amazing karaoke singer -- >> i think you're -- you're much better than i am. >> jimmy: that's not true at all. >> he sang every song like david bowie. [ laughter ] >> every song. >> jimmy: i don't have my own voice, but i can imitate other people. >> it was like, chicago songs by david bowie. bon jovi by david bowie. [ laughter ] ♪ oh, we're half way there oh, oh, we're living on a prayer ♪ [ cheers and applause ] it's so good. and she is the best. and most fun person.
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i'm so happy you're a success. >> oh, thank you. "x-men: first class." it's in theaters everywhere right now. zoe kravitz, everybody! joe jackson performs next. come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ male announcer ] zero calories, maximum pepsi taste.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a revered and influential artist who just released a new album called "live music." he's here tonight to perform his classic "steppin' out" with a little help from the roots. please welcome joe jackson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ now the mist across the window hides the lines
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but nothing hides the color ♪ ♪ of the lights that shine electricity so fine look and dry your eyes ♪ ♪ ♪ we so tired of all the darkness in our lives with no more angry words ♪ ♪ to say can come alive get into a car and drive to the other side ♪ ♪ me, babe steppin' out into the night into the light ♪ ♪ you, babe steppin' out into the night
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into the light ♪ ♪ ♪ we are young but getting old before our time we'll leave the tv ♪ ♪ and the radio behind don't you wonder what we'll find steppin' out tonight ♪ ♪ ♪ you can dress in pink and blue just like a child and in a yellow taxi ♪ ♪ turn to me
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and smile we'll be there in just a while ♪ ♪ if you follow me, babe ♪ ♪ steppin' out into the night into the light you, babe ♪ ♪ steppin' out into the night into the light ♪ ♪


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