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messed up and bought mentos and regular coke. [ laughter ] it's gotta be diet. it has to be diet. if you're going to get that missile to launch. this is big. it's looking like president obama might actually get his gun control bill passed. [ cheers and applause ] politicians are -- they're all weighing in. yesterday, joe biden said that some people buy guns because owning one feels like driving a ferrari. [ laughter ] at which point, obama was like, "stop helping." [ laughter ] some big sports news. did you guys see this last night? the dodgers got into a huge brawl with the padres. i guess the pitcher hit this batter with the pitch. here's a photo that was taken during the brawl, there. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] i thought you were only allowed to play with one ball at a time, but -- [ laughter ] i don't know. i haven't seen baseball in a while. >> steve: two balls, one strike. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: you guys see this? after jay-z took a few jabs at conservatives in a recent rap about his trip to cuba, fox political commentator dana perino who -- god bless her, she's great. she made a rap of her own in response. i don't know if she's in jay-z's league. look at this. >> ♪ well, my name's tiny d and i'm here to say i've got funky fresh rhymes in a major way ♪ ♪ so i'm white like casper got a dog named jasper and if you don't think beyonce fears me ♪ ♪ go ahead and ask her [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, even mitt romney was like, "pfft -- white people." [ laughter ] seriously. oh, here's an international story. iran is gearing up for a big presidential election in june. yep, this year it's going to be
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a tight race between ahmadinejad and the guy they picked to lose to ahmadinejad. it's really exciting. [ laughter ] this is interesting. a new study found that social networks like facebook, twitter -- have made people less polite to their friends. yeah. that's just one of the ways social networks have made our friendships different. here's a few more. before social networks, you might say, "oh, my god, can i see a photo of your baby?" after social networks, you say, "oh, my god, you have to stop posting photos of your baby." [ laughter ] before social networks, you waited a week to ask that cute guy at work his name. after social networks, at the end of the week, you know his name, where he went to college and every ex-girlfriend he had, going back to ninth grade. and here's one more. before social networks, you might say, "oh, yeah, jeff, from high school. i wonder what ever happened to that guy." after social networks, you're like, "oh, yeah, jeff from high school. he's triple divorced and posts a photo of his bald cat every day. [ laughter ] that guy, jeff." [ cheers and applause ] you know what's going on.
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and finally, because of budget cuts, the navy may have to cancel fleet week, where thousands of sailors dock in new york city. of course, if you want to see a bunch of people glad to be off a boat, you could just wait for a carnival cruise to come in. we have a great show tonight! [ cheers and applause ] give it up for the roots, right there! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guys, we have a great show tonight. i love this guy. he's one of my favorite actors ever. he's the best. he's the biggest movie star in the world. tom cruise is in the house, you guys! >> steve: what?! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tom cruise! >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: i love that guy. and he's the nicest guy. he couldn't be cooler. and we might play a little game later. [ cheers and applause ] he's very competitive. last time, he -- first time, i and then, the second time he came back and he beat me, pretty
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bad. tonight -- >> steve: this is a tiebreaker. >> jimmy: yeah, tiebreaker tonight. i'm feeling confident. i'm feeling pretty good. >> steve: i don't know. >> jimmy: but what a great dude. and he's one of those guys, i think, you see him -- i know we have a bunch of movie stars on the show, but he is a movie star. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: you know, when you see him, you go, "oh, my gosh, that's an actual movie star." he's just that -- well, you'll see when he comes out. [ laughter ] anyway, plus, from the hit show [ cheers and applause ] and we've got music from shuggie otis! oh, man! [ cheers and applause ] fun! what a fun show! you guys, today is friday. that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. you know, i check my inbox, return some e-mails, and, of course, i send out "thank you notes." and i was running a bit behind. [ cheers and applause ] so, i thought, if you guys wouldn't mind, i'd just like to write out my weekly "thank you notes" right now. is that cool? you guys all right with that? [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate that. liquid chocolate, can i get some "thank you note" writing music? [ laughter ] ♪
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>> steve: he's not feeling well? >> jimmy: yeah -- ♪ thank you, anthony weiner, for considering a run for mayor of new york city. i've seen your latest poll, which is why i stopped following you on instagram. [ laughter ] that's too easy. we have -- >> steve: -- weiner. >> jimmy: i hope he runs for mayor. that'd just be monologues for the whole year. it's so great. >> steve: come on -- >> jimmy: please run for mayor. ♪ thank you, blowing out candles on a birthday cake, because there's nothing i want to eat more than dessert my friend spit on. [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, rumors that diddy is dating kate upton.
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you make a great couple and an even better celebrity couple name -- d-kup. [ laughter ] >> steve: let's hope. [ cheers and applause ] let's hope. and anthony weiner can visit them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you, vespas, for being a harley davidson's metrosexual brother. [ laughter ] i do like that joke. ♪ thank you, goldfish, for teaching me the responsibility of caring for a -- wait. nope, you're dead. [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, movie trailers, for always alerting me that the film i'm about to watch takes place -- [ mimics trailer narrator ] "in a world --
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[ laughter ] in a world. [ grunts ] one man --" >> steve: "must find his own way." >> jimmy: "this summer --" >> steve: "something strange in a world --" >> jimmy: "in a world -- where one man -- must --" [ laughter ] the longest trailer i've ever seen! yeah, it's really long. ♪ thank you, clapping, for being high fives that you keep to yourself. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ thank you, people who say the phrase, "i really shouldn't," for letting me know you're about to eat a lot of my fries. [ laughter ] there you guys have it. those are my "thank you notes."
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to our show. thank you so much -- for tuning in, you guys. guys, help me out. what time is it?! >> 4:20! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's right, it's time for "wheel of game shows!" here we go! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ it's a wheel game of shows -- ♪ >> jimmy: let's give it up for tonight's first contestant. come on over, my friend! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> good, how you doing? >> jimmy: great. what is your name and where are you from? >> i'm drew, i'm from newhaven,
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connecticut. >> jimmy: welcome, buddy. we love connecticut. [ scattered cheers ] welcome to "wheel of game shows." now, you know the rules. a series of game shows will flash by on the sharp 108. and you'll freeze the screen by pressing down on your game pud. whatever it lands on, that's the game show you'll be playing. game shows like, number jumbler, wetnap face slap, [ laughter ] icarly trivia versus the roots, and tarantula bonanza. so much more. sounds simple, right? >> yep. >> jimmy: ha-ha-ha wrong. [ laughter ] because you might land on one of the dreaded guttenbergs. [ sad tuba ] yeah, if you learn on that picture of steve guttenberg, a very svelte steve guttenberg, you lose all your turns, all your cash, and you actually owe us $75. now, are you ready to play? >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right, very good. let's start up the board. [ musical beeping ] say, "no guttenbergs!" >> no guttenbergs. >> jimmy: there you go. hit the pud when you're ready. "what's the difference?" here we go. ♪ ♪ what's the
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difference son ♪ now, welcome to "what's the difference?" you know how it works, of course. we're going to flash a picture on the screen for a split second, right on this monitor right in front of you there, and then we're going to flash the same picture with one slight difference. all you have to do is spot the one difference and you win. >> all right. >> jimmy: easy enough. >> yep. >> jimmy: are you ready? >> ready. >> jimmy: look at the monitor right there. flash the picture. okay? >> got it. >> jimmy: remember what you saw? >> yeah. >> jimmy: now we're going to show you the second picture with one slight difference. let's flash it. [ laughter ] [ clock ticking ] what was different in the second picture. >> i think something different in the house? >> jimmy: no. >> the guy -- has no clothes. >> jimmy: the guy -- the guy has no clothes. >> i think he had a -- >> jimmy: the guy has no clothes? >> he has a speedo on. >> jimmy: let's see if you're right. can you show the two pictures side by side? yeah, no -- [ laughter ] the difference is the house in the background was white in the first picture, green in the second one. sorry! thank you so much for playing. [ applause ] take a walk. come on. [ cheers and applause ]
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contestant number two, get over here! ♪ hi, how are you? >> good. >> jimmy: welcome to "wheel of game shows." what is your name and where are you from? >> i'm dana and i'm from philadelphia. >> whoa! [ cheers ] >> jimmy: yeah, philly, there we go. very, very good. is it dane or dana? >> dana. >> jimmy: dana, very good. let's start with the board, just say "no guttenbergs." >> all right, no guttenbergs. >> jimmy: -- you don't want that guttenberg. hit the pud! "find the red tissue." wow. ♪ ♪ find the red tissue man >> jimmy: all right. here we go. welcome to "find the red tissue." let's put five seconds on the clock. you know how it works. there's one red tissue here and you've got to go as fast as you can to find it. ready, set, find the red tissue! [ clock ticking ] >> jimmy: come on. two seconds. ahh. [ buzzer ] so sorry. the red tissue is right here. never said it was in the box. it wasn't in the box. thank you so much for playing. take care. >> you too.
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♪ contestant number three, get over here! [ cheers and applause ] welcome, my friend. nice to see you. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: how are you? what is your name and where are you from? >> kelvin from queens, new york! >> jimmy: oh -- [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah >> jimmy: yeah! >> in the building. >> jimmy: yeah, kel, from queens new york. >> dirt off your shoulders. >> jimmy: yeah, all right. now, get ready to press down on your game pud. are you ready for this? >> i'm ready. >> jimmy: let's start with the board. say, "no guttenbergs!" >> no guttenbergs. >> jimmy: you don't want that guttenberg! "picture puzzle!" okay, here we go. ♪ ♪ picture puzzle picture puzzle ♪ welcome to "picture puzzle." you know how it works. i'll show you a series of pictures on the sharp 108 and you have to use them to decipher the phrase. >> all right. >> jimmy: so here's an easy example. if i showed you this puzzle, you would say? >> stop hammer? >> jimmy: stop hammer time. >> oh. stop hammer time. >> jimmy: easy enough. easy enough. that's just an easy example. all right? audience, no help. [ laughter ] ready?
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>> got it, got it. >> jimmy: let's take a look at your picture puzzle. what is your answer? [ clock ticks ] >> tickle -- my ball? [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: judges? [ buzzer ] sorry, we're looking for, "play my sports." clearly, that's two children playing together and then -- -- nice try, though. you guys, come back out, everybody. come out here. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] you guys are all tied with a score of zero. so to break the tie, you're all going to play one of my favorite game shows, it's "brownie points." here we go. ♪ ♪ brownie points welcome to "brownie points." let's put 15 seconds on the clock. you guys know how it works.
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when i say "go," you've got to rack up as many brownie points as you can. ready? go! ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, yep. you were not supposed to eat any of the brownies. you're supposed to stack them in one pile. that's how you get the brownie points. you were close. you definitely weren't supposed to eat them. they were all laced with dangerous levels of pcp. [ laughter ] just leave it in you -- just -- just -- just swallow it. no one goes home empty-handed on "wheel of game shows." higgins, tell them about tonight's consolation prices. >> steve: well, jimmy, they'll each be taking home one of these
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silent led zeppelin t-shirts where the "l" fell off. as well as a copy of jimmy fallon's grammy award-winning comedy album, "blow your plants off." jimmy? >> jimmy: thank you, higgins. [ applause ] hey, buddy, you got any plans for the weekend? >> steve: oh, thanks for asking. yeah, me and my youngest, we're going to make a -- >> jimmy: all right, that's all the time we have on "wheel of game shows." you guys, enjoy those prizes. we'll be back. tom cruise is here! what!? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ poof! ] hey there, henderson family. i'm your rav4 genie. your wish is my command. i wish the old spare tire was gone. out of everything in the...okay. [ snaps fingers ] oh no, i meant... i wish animals could talk. much better. i wish the old spare tire was gone. [ laughs ] next. i want you to avenge my father's death. [ all shouting ] i'm right... i'm right here! i said infinite wishes. i heard witches. can i just have my first wish? [ fingers snap ] [ male announcer ] the all-new rav4. toyota. let's go places.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is one of the biggest movie stars in the world. his latest film, "oblivion," is in imax and theatres everywhere next friday. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome tom cruise! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome! >> thank you. hey, man.
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how you doing? >> jimmy: welcome back to our show. >> great to be back. >> jimmy: we love having you, of course. >> i love coming, man. >> jimmy: yeah. oh, please. >> it's fun. it's fun. [ scattered screams ] >> jimmy: it's fun, right? 'cause -- >> thank you. >> jimmy: yeah. thank you. [ scattered screams ] yeah. please stop screaming. we have to -- can i ask you about something? >> please. >> jimmy: you actually -- i know you -- of course, "top gun." you were in "top gun." >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, thank you. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] but, i mean, you actually do fly planes, right? >> yeah. yeah, i fly -- i traveled around when i was growing up. i always had two pictures. i had a spitfire and a p-51. so i always was always wanting to fly. and i didn't get my license when i was doing "top gun," but i -- a great friend of mine, sydney pollack -- who's a director -- years later -- >> jimmy: oh, amazing. >> directed me in "the firm" and he said, "you've got to get your license now or you're never going to do it. so, i went out and got it and i -- i actually now -- i fly a p-51. >> jimmy: you actually -- oh, you fly one of -- of the pictures you owned? [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's amazing. >> it's a beautiful airplane. it was from the tuskegee
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training squadron. >> jimmy: really? >> tuskegee airmen. so they -- it's a beautiful airplane. >> jimmy: i mean, that's unbelievable. but, i mean, like, do you ever think -- like, you go, "oh, i'm gonna get into acting and i'm gonna end up flying planes." >> no, no. >> jimmy: how cool is that? i mean, i know -- >> i mean, i grew up, you know -- the space program. >> jimmy: yeah, you wanted to go to space. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: hey, we should go to space. >> let's do it! [ laughter ] let's let a couple other guys go first though. >> jimmy: yeah, that's smarter. yeah. >> just let them go and -- we'll watch. >> jimmy: we'll go up with branson. >> yeah, let's do it. >> jimmy: he'll only go when it's safe. >> we gotta call him. >> jimmy: me, you, branson, and david bowie. >> let's do it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's do a show. >> let's do it. >> jimmy: from outer space. that would be fantastic. >> you do an amazing impression of bowie, by the way. >> jimmy: thank you, my friend. >> it really -- it is. >> jimmy: he's my favorite -- [ cheers and applause ] >> it is sick. and he's got his new album -- >> jimmy: did you get his new record? >> yeah, it's awesome. >> jimmy: oh, it's so good. god, i love bowie. he's just so cool. like, he can talk about -- he can sing anything and -- he can be like, ♪ row, row row your boat in space ♪ [ light laughter ] and just sounds cool. and you go, "oh, man, bowie is the coolest." >> yeah. >> jimmy: i loved your movie, "oblivion." >> thank you. >> jimmy: who directed this? >> joe kosinski. >> jimmy: dude, this gu -- wh -- uh -- wh -- >> his second film. >> jimmy: how do i know -- i don't know him, do i?
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>> he directed -- his first film was "tron." >> jimmy: oh. okay, well -- >> and this is his second film and the guy is so talented. >> jimmy: he is extra awesome, like -- >> yeah, the look of the movie -- the story has these twists and turns, all the way up until the final frame. >> jimmy: yeah, i don't wanna -- i don't want to -- of course, i can't spoil anything but it's almost in the middle of the movie, there's a twist that's like -- what?! >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's so good. i'm like -- and i love it but -- >> the most unique fight. i'll never be able to do that fight again. >> jimmy: you'll never be -- absolutely. and it's so well done. we can't really talk about it but what is -- [ laughter ] we tell everyone -- >> yeah. no, can't talk about the movie. >> jimmy: again, we'll be right back. no, i'm just kidding. can you say -- what is the movie about? >> it takes place 60 years in the future, after an alien invasion and my character lives up in this cool sky tower and basically, my character -- i fly a cool bubble ship, fire laser guns and i fly down to the surface every day, because he's really just a blue-collar worker. he's a drone repairman. and in two weeks, his tour of duty is up and he's got to leave the earth. he's basically the last man on earth. and he doesn't want to leave the
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earth because he's fallen in love with the planet and he's questioning, "why should i have to leave?" and then the film is romantic, yet it just has very cool and unique action throughout. >> jimmy: amazing action and amazing effects. but then that twist in the middle is like, what?! >> yeah. i know. when i read it, i was like, "what?!" >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. everyone in the theater will be freaking out if you go see this. and i would recommend imax, because it's just rad. we have a clip. here's tom cruise in "oblivion." take a look at this. [ futuristic blasts ] ♪ [ beeping ] [ alarm ] ♪ [ futuristic blasts ]
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♪ >> jimmy: yeah! that's what i'm talking about! [ cheers and applause ] >> thanks, man. >> jimmy: it is so fun. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: even just you just turning your head -- you do that cooler than any other human can turn their head. i could never do something like that. tom, every time you come on this show, of course, we love it and i love having you here. i consider you a friend -- a friend of the show -- and then, i just -- i get this competitive thing. and i just want to beat you at something. >> i know. what is it, man? >> jimmy: i think you're just -- you're manly. you fly planes, you ride motorcycles. i'm just like a wimpy comedian guy and i feel like i have to -- >> i did the hustler movie. "the color of money." i see the hustle. >> jimmy: no, i'm not hustling. no, i'm not hustling. >> okay, you crushed me in horseshoes. >> jimmy: yeah, it was embarrassing. it really was.
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>> my friends played it back in slow motion, and they -- they were like -- they're like, "look at this guy. he like loves kicking your ass." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i celebrated -- >> can i say that on television? can i -- >> jimmy: yeah, you can say that. yeah. no, you can't say the word "kicking." >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but this one -- this new game -- it's a new game we just started. we did it maybe once before. it involves raw eggs and it's a game of chance. are you down? [ light laughter ] come on! >> okay, let's do it! [ cheers and applause ] let's do it! >> jimmy: all right. more with tom cruise when we get back, you guys! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ male announcer ] degree antiperspirant does more for you, so you can do more. ♪ ♪ only degree has motionsense activated by your movement,
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. i am here with the one and only tom cruise. he has a new movie coming out next friday, "oblivion," and we're going to go head to head in egg russian roulette. >> okay, now, we're one in one. i think i won the water wars. >> jimmy: you did win the water wars and i won -- >> and i got crushed in -- >> jimmy: yeah, in the -- >> you're like 2 to 1. >> jimmy: yeah, here we go. so, this is the tiebreaker. higgins, you want to explain how
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this works? [ voice cracks ] >> steve: thanks james. [ laughter ] here in my hand, i have one dozen eggs. eight of them, hardboiled. four of them still raw. [ laughter ] you and tom will take turns selecting one egg at a time and smashing it on the top of your head. >> i don't have a good feeling about this. >> jimmy: come on, man. it's not rigged. >> steve: you will not know which are r-r-raw and which are hard boiled. once you choose an egg, you must smack that egg upon your head. no take backs. the first one to smash two raw eggs on their head loses. tom, as guest of this show, you will choose the first egg. >> yeah! >> jimmy: that is so nice. [ cheers and applause ] i wouldn't do that one. i wouldn't do that one. how's it feel? how's it feel? [ drum roll ] >> jimmy: oh! [ laughter and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: this never happened! oh, my lord, it's never happened, first one. >> i told you, i didn't have a good feeling about this, man. >> jimmy: don't you want to come back and do our show over? >> yeah, i love it. i love it. >> steve: james? >> jimmy: thank you hig-bone. which one -- >> i thought for sure that was -- >> jimmy: here we go. >> hardboiled. i really fell for it. >> jimmy: you did, you fell -- >> i did. i felt it. i felt it in my hand, i went "this is" -- >> steve: eggs-actly. >> i was shocked. >> jimmy: i get it. >> you going forehead or are you going hair? >> jimmy: i can go forehead. >> oh, really? >> jimmy: yeah. i'm not worried. i got the need. >> yeah. >> jimmy: the need. oh! whoo-hoo! [ laughter and applause ] >> okay. okay. >> jimmy: this is the best, man! here we go! >> okay. >> jimmy: sup buddy. >> all right, let's go, man.
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>> jimmy: it's good to see you, man. >> this can't be the second one. this can't be possible. >> jimmy: come one. >> that would be impossible! >> jimmy: it would be -- oh! [ cheers and applause ] is that it? that's it! >> steve: we have a winner. james is the champion! >> jimmy: i'm so sorry. i'm so sorry, oh, my gosh. you guys -- [ cheers and applause ] tom cruise, "oblivion" is in imax and theaters everywhere next friday. >> that was the one i was going to go for. >> jimmy: jordana brewster joins us next. oh, my gosh! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ male announcer ] ah, a couple of college hoops rivals
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what a good sport tom cruise is. let's give it up for tom cruise for doing that. [ cheers and applause ] i mean, two eggs on his head. [ applause ] i can't believe it, man. nothing. i'm -- just nothing on me. i'm so happy right now. [ laughter ] you guys, our next guest is a talented actress who's currently starring in tnt's hit show, "dallas," which has its second season finale on monday at 9:00 p.m. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome jordana brewster! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we love you. welcome to the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you have never been on our show. >> never. >> jimmy: and i've known you for a long time. >> and i'm following up tom cruise. >> jimmy: how cool is that? >> like, how crazy is that? >> jimmy: have you ever met tom cruise? >> never. >> jimmy: so, what do you think? he's the best. >> amazing. >> jimmy: yeah, well -- >> unbelievable. >> jimmy: he's probably feeling the same way when he meets you. >> i don't think so. >> jimmy: i mean, come on. you're jordana brewster. i do. you're stunning. thank you for coming on the show. you look gorgeous. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i've been doing a little bit of research about you. because i know you, but i didn't know your background stuff. but you grew up in, like, four different countries? >> i was born in panama, then moved to london for six years, then rio for four years, and then, new york. >> jimmy: really? >> and now l.a. >> jimmy: and you have no accent? >> i don't. i used to have a british accent, which i wish i still had. i used to talk like -- [ with british accent ] "mummy, i'd like to go to the park," or -- i guess i can fake it, but i'd rather -- >> jimmy: that's actually pretty
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good. yeah, you should just start doing that. why not? >> and then portuguese, i lost it, but i translate things in a weird way. like, i'm very literal. i'll say, "close the light" instead of 'turn off the light." see, like, i still get confused. >> jimmy: you say, "close the light." yeah. >> close the light. >> jimmy: with a very english accent, american accent. [ with british accent ] >> "close the light, mum." >> jimmy: "oh, very good. yeah, mum, yeah, please, can i have some more tea? more -- close the light, please." [ light laughter ] and they're like, "oh, jordana doesn't make any sense." [ light laughter ] i have this photo here of -- >> aw. >> jimmy: it's a destroyed ottoman. this is -- your dog did this? >> yeah, my lab, ella, she really -- she wreaks havoc on the down. >> jimmy: you have a lab? >> two labs. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i love dogs. how old is ella? >> they're 7 and 8, so you'd think they'd mellow out by now, but no. >> jimmy: no. >> if they're pissed off, they let me know. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> mhmm. >> jimmy: that's out of anger? >> that's, like, we didn't get enough walks today, mom. >> jimmy: oh, is that right? oh, really? and they'll just go at it, and they go, "oh, well, i didn't do
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it." then, they make the guilty face. you know that dog -- sheepish, yeah. you actually brought a video with you, which i think is -- >> i did. >> jimmy: explain this now? >> well, ella, the culprit, she goes crazy when she sees one specific thing on television. like, goes nuts. where we have to restrain her. >> jimmy: what is the thing? >> i'm not going to -- well, you'll see. i brought some video of it. >> jimmy: here we go. here's a video of ella, the dog. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh! [ laughter ] [ growling ] oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] oh, my gosh, that's cute! [ cheers and applause ] how the dog's going crazy. >> so cute! >> jimmy: how cute is that? >> even, like, a cartoon dog. she'll go nuts. >> jimmy: i love that. come on. i love dogs so much. pal, congratulations on "dallas." >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: i mean, it's a giant hit. and you got to work with the great larry hagman. >> i did. he was awesome. >> jimmy: i can't -- what a great guy. he came on our show, and -- of course you've seen the rolex. >> mhmm. >> jimmy: like, rolex made him a special watch just for him, and he let me look at it and hold it. it's like a 30-pound rolex -- >> it's -- yeah.
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>> jimmy: -- that they gave to j.r. when he did "dallas." and he still had it and -- and what a nice guy. >> he was very cool. he always gave us these bills that were signed, and he gave me a genie bottle, which was really sweet. >> jimmy: no way. >> he was an amazing guy. >> jimmy: yeah, he gave us one of these bills last time he was on. it's a $10,000 bill. there he is right there. i mean -- [ laughter ] he's a cool guy. >> very cool. >> jimmy: but it must be fun to work with all those guys. and the show is great. >> thank you. >> jimmy: congrats on that. but we have the season finale -- second season finale coming up. what can we expect? what do we have to see? >> they're so -- i'm, like, not allowed to reveal anything. >> jimmy: come on! >> it's so frustrating. >> jimmy: spoiler. just do it. >> i know. well, you find out who killed j.r. >> jimmy: wait a second. we've already found that out. come on. years ago. no, what is the thing? you can't say anything? no spoilers? >> i can't -- no. but i know. but it's lovely knowing something that no one else knows. >> jimmy: come on, jordana. >> i totally enjoy it. >> jimmy: well, it's the two families. it's oil. it's rich money, and then -- you can't say anything. >> sex, love, power, betrayal. my character changes somewhat. it's a really fun show to be on. >> jimmy: yeah, now, what do you
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mean change? here we go. yeah. >> i go in a different direction. i split ways from certain people. >> jimmy: what does that mean? >> i don't know. i'm being cryptic on purpose. >> jimmy: i know, but yeah. but you can -- you can let us know. you've changed, so maybe -- you go -- you know what i'm saying? >> mhmm. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. i'm close! i'm close! >> exactly! >> jimmy: exactly! i knew it, i knew it, i knew it! you guys, i want to show a clip from "dallas." here's jordana brewster on monday night's season finale. ♪ >> you been talking to drew? are you kidding me? >> christopher, he's my brother. >> he killed my baby! >> no, not on purpose. they told him that no one would be on that rig. >> are you really making excuses for him? >> no, he didn't have a choice, christopher. they told him they would kill me. >> how do you even know that's true? that that's not just a lie he used to get you to help him? where is he? >> he's trying to find roy. christopher, he's trying to make things right.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: jordana brewster, "dallas." the two-hour season finale airs monday at 9:00 p.m. on tnt. "fast & the furious." by the way, we didn't even talk about this. "fast & the furious." >> "fast 6." >> jimmy: "fast & furious 6" is coming out. when does that come out? >> may 24th. >> jimmy: may 24th. sixth one. i'm not even kidding. i think $1.5 billion? >> i just heard that. that's incredible. >> jimmy: it's the biggest franchise in, like, movie history. that's crazy. and you got the whole cast coming back for that one? >> paul walker, vin diesel, the rock. >> jimmy: yeah! >> who i shouldn't call him the rock, but i do. >> jimmy: yeah. what do we call him? dwayne? >> you should -- i think i should call him. >> jimmy: waynie? wayne? lil wayne? [ laughter ] >> kind of big wayne. >> jimmy: you call him lil dwayne. -- you call lil dwayne. >> i'll try that. >> jimmy: this one, of course, more cars. it's faster. it's more furious? >> it's way more -- >> jimmy: it's more furious? >> it's insanely furious. >> jimmy: it's so furious, you guys, that i'm so furious that it's not out now. [ light laughter ] i'm so furious! and i just want it to go faster. [ light laughter ]
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you guys, "fast & the furious 6" opens in theaters may 24th. [ cheers and applause ] jordana brewster! shuggie otis performs next, you guys. come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ birds chirping ]
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are polluting our environment. [ sniffing ] [ seagulls squawking ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. thank you so much for watching our show. next week, our next guest's classic "inspiration information" will be re-released in tandem with "wings of love" and previously unheard music. we are thrilled to have him on
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the show tonight. please welcome shuggie otis! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ we had a rainy day i'm in a sneak back situation here's a pencil pad ♪ ♪ i'm gonna spread some information ♪ ♪ oh you making me happier now i am snappier while i'm with you
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i got to be heavier ♪ ♪ 'cause i am happier when i'm with you ♪ ♪ in my little symphonia singin' blue anna i get a dark blue ring blue ♪ ♪ i get a snapback raincoat fourth of blue yonder i get a purple stain calling to the king ♪ ♪ king is in tune besides a whistle cat screamin' meower ♪ ♪ along the frosty road side always in time i get another ring makin' me happy ♪ ♪ that'll take me for another ride up in the sky whoa haven't you seen her ♪
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♪ riding by she knows the high ♪ ♪ you making me happier now i am snappier while i'm with you i got to be heavier ♪ ♪ 'cause i am happier when i make you ♪ ♪ inside a dream storm dreamin' in and out of style upon an eight o'clock sit down ♪ ♪ dreamin' for the other half so i can get on down country fields smiling ♪ ♪ smiling laughin' jumpin' fun i feel the love of a pretty sound ♪ ♪ sounding on me ♪
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♪ ♪ dreamin' laughing having fun dreamin laughing smiling having fun ♪ ♪ laughing smiling loving get on down smiling loving burning get on down ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, buddy. shuggie otis right there, everybody! come on! [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. thank you so much. look for the re-issue of "inspiration information" next week, and visit for an exclusive bonus performance. my thanks to tom cruise, jordana brewster! [ cheers and applause ] shuggie otis once again, ladies and gentlemen!
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[ cheers and applause ] and the greatest band in late night, the roots, everybody, right there! stay tuned for carson daly. thank you for watching. have a great weekend. hope to see you next week. bye-bye! thank you! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ captions paid for by nbc-universal television captions by vitac ♪ >> carson: tonight on "last call" we travel to beso in hollywood to bring you the very best in late night tv. i am your host carson daly. thank you for being here. coming up tonight we shine our light on a craft and trade that has been around since the days of the old testament. master blacksmith tony swatton is in our spotlight. plus, we make a stop to the el rey for the sounds of new jersey punk, titus andronicus is tonight's featured music. but first, andrew jenks is a
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26-year-old documentary filmmaker who spent a year in the life of three extraordinary young people as they confronted issues ranging from gun control to autism to cancer. it's all documented in the second season of the popular mtv series "world of jenks." for more, here is tonight's interview. ♪ >> when i was a kid i was always trying to pretend i was in the news or a filmmaker and, in this case, i said that i was traveling around. i never gave up the camera. i continued to shoot video all the time, pretending to be carson daly on "trl" or doing fake news reports with friends. so i was trying to be you in sixth grade. now, here i am. >> carson: let's be glad that didn't workout. [ laughter ] ♪ it's good to see you andrew. i love the work that you do. you profiled 12 people in the first season of "world of jenks," and now you only have three, why? >> i wanted to spend more time and really get to know the people that i'm following. when it was 12 different


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