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>> jay: selena gomez! nice job! that was great. thank you so much. i want to thank my guests -- selena gomez and, of course, aaron paul. tomorrow night, ashton kutcher. jimmy fallon happening next. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: oh! that's what i'm talking about! welcome, everybody. welcome. thank you. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys feeling good tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's the way to kick off the week. that's the way to kick off the week. you guys, good news. i know why you're feeling good. twinkies went back on sale for the first time in eight months. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] twinkies are back. grocery stores are calling it a good day for business, while spanx is calling it a great day for business. [ laughter ] twinkies are back. new york city is all excited. we got the all-star game. [ cheers and applause ] new york city has the all-star game! we're so excited about that here. and a ticket -- i found out a ticket to the major league baseball all-star game is $859. [ audience oohs ] or as fans call that, still cheaper than a hot dog. [ laughter ] $859. a lot of money.
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or as the fathers hoping for a bonding experience with their sons put it, "you like the zoo, right?" [ laughter ] we'll watch it on tv. are you following the race for the mayor of new york city? [ cheers ] it's really heating up. and as you know, one of the candidates is anthony weiner. and -- [ laughter ] most people said that he had no chance. but believe it or not, he's actually been surging in the polls. [ laughter ] check out -- the chart here. there's -- there was yesterday. [ laughter ] and look at where he is today. he's all the way up here. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ not only that -- he's also leading among both women voters and independents. [ cheers and applause ] it's a miracle. it's a miracle. a modern day miracle. i mean, do you believe that, higgins? isn't that crazy? >> steve: i think -- everybody's seen that poll. [ laughter ] everybody. >> jimmy: a modern day miracle. this is cool.
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yesterday, golfer jordan spieth became the first teenager to win a pga tour at the age of 19. isn't that amazing? [ cheers and applause ] 19 years old. you can definitely tell he is still a teenager from his post-game interview. look at this. >> that was one of the best shots i've ever seen. [ voice cracking ] >> honestly, i couldn't have done it without the support of -- [ laughter ] of my group. and honestly, i don't even know what to say right now, david. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he'll figure it out. the white house announced that the president and his family will visit martha's vineyard in august. a little vacation. they already started to make their preparations, packing swimsuits, buying sunscreen, giving biden the wrong address. [ laughter ] just stuff like that. speaking of obama, the president just called russian president vladimir putin to discuss nsa leaker edward snowden, who's been living in moscow at the airport. yeah. obama asked that snowden be sent back to the u.s., and in return, putin asked for a case of twinkies.
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[ laughter ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: with twinkies, you hold all the cards. [ applause ] this is kind of weird. last week on "the dr. oz show," he interviewed a woman who claims that she has an orgasm whenever she goes running. and dr. oz has his way of explaining the science behind it. take a look. >> you are running back and forth. the tissues are stimulated. the muscles relaxing, contracting, and and all of a sudden without realizing it, guess what you have? [ laughter ] an orgasm! [ applause ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: looked like a pinata had an orgasm. [ laughter ] after the demonstration, they both had to smoke a cigarette. [ laughter ] did you guys hear about this? harry potter author j.k. rowling revealed that she is the writer of a recent crime novel that was published using a man's name. readers became suspicious that it was her when the detective was, like, "take him to azkaban. i mean, prison.
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take him to prison." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and finally -- did you see this? carly rae jepsen -- did you see this? we love carly rae, right? we've done bits with her. "call me maybe." we did a -- [ applause ] she's our pal. and i say this to every celebrity. but when they offer you to throw out the first pitch, don't do it. you don't have to do this. it's like your -- it's not a big deal if you don't do it. you're not a professional athlete. you're not a ballplayer. you're a great singer. and anyways, no one listens to me. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: carly rae jepsen got asked by the tampa bay rays to throw out the first pitch. and here's what happened. >> 2009, the official -- [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: i just felt -- i feel so bad, because -- show it more time, because i don't know when she -- does she hold on to it too long, or what? [ laughter ] the oddest throw i've ever seen. she asked if she can come back to another game and try again. the team was like, "yeah, we'll call you. maybe." [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: welcome, everybody. thank you so much. guys, before we get started, i just wanted to say that, like most of you, i was shocked to hear about cory monteith's passing away over the weekend. we worked with cory when i hosted the emmys a couple years ago. he's a great guy. and every time he came on the show, great guest. hanging out in the hallway. just the nicest, coolest, coolest guy. and if you'd like to honor cory, donations are being accepted in his honor by a community program called project limelight. he was very passionate about it. the website is there on your screen. www.projectlimelightsociety.com. our thoughts here at "late night" are with his family and leah and everyone over at "glee." so please donate if you can. that'd be very, very nice. [ cheers and applause ]
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so sad. but thank you for tuning in tonight, guys. we actually have great, great shows all week. some big stars. we have bruce willis coming in, catherine zeta-jones, ryan reynolds, bob saget. fall out boy is on this week. very excited. and on friday, we have a musical guest from san francisco reuniting on our show. jesse and the rippers. [ screams and applause ] >> steve: yeah! come on! >> jimmy: they're a san francisco band. they're reuniting friday night. >> steve: jesse and the rippers were huge! >> jimmy: it's kind of -- [ laughter ] they are huge, yeah. and -- it is going to be an event friday night. set your tivos. set your dvrs. [ cheers and applause ] they're gonna be here friday night. set your tivos. [ applause ] it's gonna be good stuff. tonight -- she is the greatest. one the funniest people around. gosh, we love her so much. kristen wiig is here! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh! wonderful. >> jimmy: she has a new movie out. just the funniest girl.
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plus, he's the host of "america's got talent" and "wild 'n out." nick cannon is stopping by! [ cheers and applause ] he's a funny guy as well. and talk about legendary music. tonight we have adam ant right here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] how fun is that? [ applause ] i'm so excited, yeah. ♪ [ vocalizing ] yeah. oh, man, i'm excited about that. he might give us a little bit. yeah. as we said earlier, guys, tomorrow is the major league baseball all-star game, and it's being played right here in new york at citi field. [ applause ] it's amazing. and get this. the starter for the national league team was just announced. it's new york city's own mets pitcher. matt harvey is going to be the starting pitcher. [ cheers and applause ] so psyched. guy's taken the league by storm, and now he's an all-star. but the funny thing is since
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it's only his first full season, not many people know who matt harvey is yet. even right here in new york. and even if they do know his name, a lot of them wouldn't be able to recognize him even if they were standing right next to him and talking to him. i'll show you what i mean, because this morning we sent matt harvey himself out to the streets of new york. [ laughter ] to see what new yorkers thought about matt harvey. take a look. [ laughter ] >> hi, i'm matt harvey, all-star pitcher for the new york mets. [ cheers and applause ] and i'm here to find out what new yorkers think about matt harvey. do you know anything about matt harvey? >> who's matt harvey? >> he pitches for the new york mets. >> who's your favorite player on the mets? >> mets? you know, harvey is doing great lately, but still got to stick to the old favorite, david wright. [ laughter ] >> if i do have to pick my favorite, i'd have to say it would probably be lucas duda. i just really enjoy seeing him play. >> what about matt harvey? >> you know, he's a stud. [ laughter ] >> thank you. >> you know, matt harvey -- [ laughter ]
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i like him, also. he's a good pitcher. kind of saw him naked also in the "espn the body" issue, so it's kind of weird. you know, but whatever. he's all right. [ laughter ] >> that's kind of weird? >> yeah, it is kind of weird. >> did he look all right? >> he looked okay, you know? i think there was one where he's, like, sneaking out of the hotel room in new york city or something. >> is this the one you were talking about? >> oh, that's him. holy [ bleep ] that's you. [ laughter ] >> that's me. [ applause ] that is me. >> why would you do this? >> longtime mets fan? >> yeah, since i was little. yep. mets fan all the way. >> who's your favorite player? >> oh, dude. harvey, man. [ audience ohs ] >> really? if he was standing here right now, what kind of advice would you give him? >> i would think i would just say keep being awesome. yeah, i'm pretty sure that's it. >> well, we appreciate it. >> yeah, man. thanks a lot. >> oh, absolutely. >> wait. yeah. wait. [ laughter ] are you matt harvey? >> yeah. [ laughter and applause ] >> dude, what's up, man? >> that's what he looks like. >> yeah. >> does it kind of resemble anything? at all?
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>> pretty good. >> little bit? >> yeah. >> so, i could pass as matt harvey? >> well, i mean, you might need the hat and the jersey. [ laughter ] >> what do you think of mets pitcher matt harvey? >> he's good, man. he's a stud. >> do you think harvey will start the all-star game? >> he better. he better. he deserves it. >> if he was standing right next to you, what kind of advice would you give him? >> just keep doing what he's doing. keep shining. >> i will. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> you're the guy in the magazine. >> i am. >> my wife loves your issue. "espn the body issue." >> that's what she loves? >> yeah. >> not the pitching? >> no, she likes your butt. [ laughter ] >> what do you think about matt harvey? >> i think he's decent, but he hasn't proved enough. he's only gone a couple of months now, so -- >> what kind of advice would you give him if he was standing right here next to you? >> i would tell him not to blow his arm out and not to go too many innings. not to go over 100 in his starts pitch-wise. >> that's great advice. do you think he'll start the all-star game? >> no. [ laughter ]
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>> you don't? who do you think will start? >> kershaw i think. >> you think kershaw will? he's a great pitcher. >> yep. >> well, we appreciate your time. thank you. >> thanks. [ laughter ] >> i'm matt harvey, by the way. >> wait, what? [ laughter and applause ] >> yeah. yeah. thank you, buddy. we appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this kid's face. what? our thanks to matt harvey. loved it. love that guy. [ cheers and applause ] what a great guy! see matt harvey start the major league baseball all-star game tomorrow night on fox starting at 7:30 eastern. we'll be right back with more "late night," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ what do you think about caffeine? we consume over two billion cups of coffee every week without a second thought.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we have a great show tonight, everybody. but first, not a lot of things are certain in this crazy, crazy world. we scurry through life lickety split from one fleeting experience to another. nothing seems sacred anymore. nothing seems permanent. and that's why this week at "late night," we're saluting the one thing we know is still permanent. the permanent. aka the permanent wave. aka the perm. that's right, everyone. it's the return of "late night perm week."
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♪ it's "perm week" on the fallon show it's "perm week" oh, my god ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right. it is "late night perm week." a very special week where each day we pick one person from our studio audience and stylishly perm their hair. tonight's lucky perm recipient is derek smith. there's derek. he's a stud right there. 19 years old. he's from mount vernon, new york, and he's very excited about his new hairdo. [ light laughter ] it's been a big day for derek. take a look. >> i'm derek smith. i'm 19 years old. and today, i'm boldly going to get a perm. the craziest thing i've done with my hair is i once put it in a ponytail for a couple of days. but a perm is going to destroy that. >> i'm andy. >> and i'm joe. >> we're derek's friends, and we can't wait to see what he looks
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like with a perm. >> i hope i look more like jim morrison with a perm than i do look like young justin timberlake. >> he's doing okay with the ladies enough as it is. >> he gets enough already. >> so i don't think he needs any more. this might cut it off for him. >> i will be the first person in my family with a perm, but i think many will follow. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: many -- many will follow. [ applause ] i'm excited to see what derek is going to look like. now, derek has been sequestered since he got permed. so he hasn't seen himself yet. [ laughter ] and his friends haven't seen him either. this entire process has been cloaked in secrecy. we've got his friends right here. say hello, guys. how are you? ♪ [ applause ] what is your name and where are you from? >> andy. bronx, new york. >> jimmy: all right. >> i'm joe from the upper west side. >> jimmy: all right. joe from the upper west side. very good. now, do not remove the blindfold until i tell you. is derek excited about this? >> oh, absolutely. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: more importantly, are you guys excited about this? >> oh, yeah. >> way more.
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>> jimmy: that makes sense. all right, you guys in the audience first -- are you guys ready for the brand new freshly-permed derek? [ cheers and applause ] don't take off the blindfolds yet. [ drum roll ] he's derek before. and here he is now. derek, come on out. ♪ oh, my god [ cheers and applause ] wow. wow. just turn all the way around. i just want to see the -- there you go. yeah, that looks good. [ cheers and applause ] good job. you look unbelievable right there. this is -- yeah, you're going to freak out when you see this. you're going to really enjoy this. can we move that monitor out of the way? yeah, i don't want you to look -- see it yourself. see what you look like. are you guys ready to see derek? here, hold hands. [ laughter ] hold your friend's hand. no, no. come over here.
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don't -- follow me over just so you're safe. all right, stand right here. all right, guys. [ drum roll ] take off your blindfold and see derek. ♪ oh, my god [ cheers and applause ] i've never quite seen a hairdo like this. it's a little "boy meets world." it's really good. [ laughter ] [ drum roll ] now for the most important reveal of all. derek, are you ready to see yourself? >> oh, i'm very ready. >> jimmy: take a look, my friend. ♪ oh, my god [ applause ] that's pretty good right there. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: i don't know what to do. yeah. it's just very, very exciting right here. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: derek, what do you do? what do you do? are you a student? what do you do for a living? >> yeah, i'm at manhattan college. >> jimmy: at manhattan college, yeah. so school's out for the summer, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: thank goodness. [ laughter ] it will grow out.
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our thanks to the louis licari salon for this wonderful perm. [ cheers and applause ] we're giving out perms every night this week on "late night." happy "perm week," everybody! stick around. we'll be right back with more "late night." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ it's "perm week" on the fallon show it's "perm week" people surprise? they just found out they were secretly tasting sam adams boston lager. it's got a good color. it's got a good hoppy smell to it, it's got a good body. it's very smooth. i like that. smooth but it does have flavor. you were drinking sam adams boston lager. oh, really? you definitely got me. it's a good taste. it's smooth. it's really good. this is the best day ever. i obviously was selling myself short by not even considering this as a possibility.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, guys. welcome back. thank you so much for watching. you guys, i was gonna bring out kristen wiig, but during the commercial break, the coolest thing just happened. we really weren't expecting this at all, but a special guest just stopped by here in the studio,
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and we're gonna bring him out for a quick interview. i can't even believe this is about to happen. but i am thrilled to welcome our first guest. he's a 14-time nba all-star. ♪ six-time nba champion. one of the greatest athletes of all time. i'm speaking of none other than nba legend michael jordan, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ chicago bulls theme plays ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah! >> jimmy: oh -- >> how's it going? >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. >> wow. >> jimmy: i can't believe that i'm sitting next to michael jordan. >> i know. i was in the building, and i was, like -- jimmy's upstairs.
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>> jimmy: yeah. you were downstairs in the building? >> i was downstairs just -- practicing. >> jimmy: practicing. yeah, in the building. [ laughter ] unbelievable. practicing. still practice -- >> so weird. thanks for having me on. this is, like -- >> jimmy: i mean, only in new york you can dress up like this. >> i was just wearing this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you wear -- you wear that out? you wear that out? >> i wear it all the time. >> jimmy: i got -- you look, you look -- i mean, in a good way, you look different in person. >> thanks. >> jimmy: yeah. very good. >> taller? >> jimmy: taller? kind of, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it depends -- yeah, the opposite of taller. yeah. and 23, that was always your number. always. >> yes, it was. >> jimmy: when you went -- you wore that when you went to college. >> yep. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: do you want to say hi to your alma mater? >> how's it going, guys? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: how legendary. from the man himself. >> college! college. >> jimmy: how's college? how's it going, guys? >> see my shoes? >> jimmy: and you wear your own kicks. >> i'm wearing my own shoes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: michael jordan wears his own shoes. do you remember when you had a cologne? >> yeah. oh, speaking of that -- i brought you some as a gift,
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that i signed. i don't usually do autographs. >> jimmy: you don't? >> no. >> jimmy: when people come up to you for an autograph -- >> i say no. [ laughter ] no. >> jimmy: you just say no right off -- >> i say no. i can't. >> jimmy: right off the bat. >> no. >> jimmy: you know i can't. >> i say, i can't, but i signed -- i did this for you. >> jimmy: oh, thank you. that's so nice because usually you don't -- [ laughter and applause ] amazing. beautiful autograph. >> that is a rare signature. >> jimmy: yeah, i haven't seen your signature. this is amazing. michael -- can i call you michael? >> please. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you -- you played with so many great nba superstars. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: athletes. some of the best -- >> yep. >> jimmy: ever. >> yep. >> jimmy: name six of them. [ laughter ] >> larry bird. >> jimmy: larry bird, yes. of course, yep. >> um -- don. >> jimmy: don. [ laughter ] >> just don. everyone knows don. >> jimmy: no need -- no need to say last name. yeah, everyone knows. >> the three jimmies? [ laughter ] and --
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>> jimmy: the three jimmies? does that count as three people? >> kobe bryant. >> jimmy: kobe bryant. yeah. you played with kobe bryant? >> well, we played with each other on the same -- we played on the same court at the same -- at different times. >> jimmy: at different times. [ laughter ] same court, different times. >> we all play -- >> jimmy: you all play. >> you know, we all -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> i can't believe that i was just in the building. >> jimmy: i can't believe i'm interviewing you because -- so many questions i want to ask you. the one thing, of course -- you know i'm gonna bring up. >> yes. go ahead. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the shot. >> mmm. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the shot. >> the shot? >> jimmy: it was the game-winning shot in the playoffs. >> yep. seconds left. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] you were playing against cleveland. >> cleveland. [ laughter ] buccaneers? >> jimmy: cleveland -- >> cleveland. the cleve -- >> jimmy: yep, the cleveland -- [ laughter ] >> rockets? >> jimmy: the cleveland rockets? [ laughter ]
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why would you call them the rockets? >> because they're so fast. i have, like, my own names. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. you have your own names for everyone? >> i have my own names. yeah, like, i make up different names for different teams. [ laughter ] the shot. >> jimmy: the shot. what did the coach -- >> what can you say? >> jimmy: when you went to see the coach, you went in -- >> i went in to see the coach, and i was, like, "we have got -- you guys, we have got to get this game." >> jimmy: get this game. yes. [ light laughter ] >> and he was like, "you go out there. and i don't care. you get that ball." >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> "and you run it all the way across --" [ laughter ] through all the people." >> jimmy: this is amazing. >> "and you just shoot it. and you just visualize." that's what he said. >> jimmy: he said to visualize it? >> he said visualize -- >> jimmy: and boy, did you. >> yep, 'cause i made it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: then you went off for a little bit, of course. you tried that other sport. >> baseball. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's right. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i was very good. >> jimmy: they really love your baseball career. they really -- [ applause ] and you were very good. >> thank you. >> jimmy: what was the hardest part? living in the new city?
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>> i think living in the new city, and just, like, the whole -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: when you walk in the streets, what would you yell to the people on the streets? >> i'm here. >> jimmy: "i'm here." [ laughter ] >> what else? don't you do that? >> jimmy: yeah, i do. yeah, i go around -- i haven't, but i will try. >> that's how they found me downstairs. i was just yelling "i'm here" in the lobby. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. and so they booked you. that's how most of our guests come up, yeah. >> they were like, "come up here." yeah. >> jimmy: when i think of michael jordan, i always think -- i think the athlete, of course. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: role model. >> yep. >> jimmy: and, of course, the singer. [ light laughter ] i mean, of course, you wouldn't -- i mean, michael jordan come out and sing the song. >> right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. michael jackson -- michael jordan. >> michael jordan. >> jimmy: michael jordan comes out. he's gotta sing the song, and everyone's excited. please -- >> the song that he always sings. >> jimmy: it's what he's known for. he comes out, he says, "i'm here," and then he will sing the song. roots, hit it. >> i'm gonna kill you. [ laughter ]
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♪ oh ♪ walking on the street looking at your fans i play basketball in the stands ♪ ♪ but on the court that's where i am everyone's in the stands ♪ ♪ when i was a little boy i thought i'm gonna do a lot of things and i did ♪ ♪ i have businesses of course and when in the morning wake up ♪ >> and this is the part with other words, kristen. ♪ we've come too far to give up who we are so let's raise the bar and our cups to the stars ♪ ♪ she's up all night till the sun i'm up all night to get some ♪ ♪ she's up all night for good fun i'm up all night to get lucky ♪ ♪ we're up all night to get lucky
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we're up all night to get lucky ♪ ♪ we're up all night to get lucky ♪ >> jimmy: there he is right there. michael jordan! incredible! [ cheers and applause ] incredible! michael jordan! we'll be right back with kristen wiig, you guys. go. bye, michael. michael jordan, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah! our first guest this evening -- our second guest this evening is one of the most talented comediennes around. you know her from "saturday night live" and movies like "bridesmaids" and the current smash hit, "despicable me 2." her new movie, "girl most likely," is in theaters on friday. it features a great cast including annette bening and matt dillon. please welcome to the show one of our favorites. here's kristen wiig, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: you wouldn't even believe -- >> i watched backstage. >> jimmy: michael -- >> that was crazy. >> jimmy: that was pretty crazy. >> that's pretty crazy. >> jimmy: michael jordan. you've never met him before, have you? >> never. >> jimmy: no. >> no. >> jimmy: and did he talk to you backstage? >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: was he nice? >> he was so nice. he had so much fun out here. >> jimmy: he did. and what was he talking about? >> just what you guys talked about. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah. >> basketball and baseball. >> jimmy: he gave me --e he showed -- he gave me this cologne and signed it. >> oh. >> jimmy: yeah. >> oh, look at that. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you're lucky. >> jimmy: michael jordan. >> wow. >> jimmy: with a heart over the "i." >> i heard he does that. >> jimmy: classic michael jordan. pal, welcome back to the show. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: we love having you on here. and congrats on "despicable me 2." >> thank you. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. this movie's crushing. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. it's a really sweet movie. >> jimmy: you and steve carell. was it fun doing that? >> yeah. i mean, wish you could, like, interact with the actors. >> jimmy: yeah. >> 'cause you never do. >> jimmy: you don't see each other. you just see the cartoons? >> no. yeah. >> jimmy: gosh. >> not even sometimes. you just kind of, like, read your lines and -- >> jimmy: and they make the
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cartoons around you. >> yeah. and then they film you. so sometimes they can get your, like, mannerisms and -- >> jimmy: do you over-move your face to see if it ends up in the movie? like -- oh, my god. i can't wait to go there. [ laughter ] >> yes. >> jimmy: yes, you do it. oh, my god. i can't wait to go there. they cut that line out of the movie. >> they did. it was in there so many times. [ laughter ] and they're, like, she can't go anywhere. >> jimmy: yeah, can't really go any where. let's cut it. "girl most likely." >> yeah. >> jimmy: gosh, what a fun movie. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i loved this movie. i watched it. and i could watch you in anything. i mean, you're just great. and it's hilarious. and i got to say, annette bening is the best. >> oh, she's so -- i know. she is -- well, i have to go home and live with my mom because i can't stay in the hospital. and i haven't seen her in 10 years. >> jimmy: she is unbelievable. i love annette bening so much. >> it's -- yeah. >> jimmy: and then if things couldn't get more fun and weird in the movie. her boyfriend comes out of the bedroom with a bathrobe. it's matt dillon. >> yes. >> jimmy: and he's saying in the movie that he's a cia agent. and so he's going by a codename and his name is -- >> george bush. >> jimmy: george bush. [ laughter ] >> matt dillon is so funny.
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>> jimmy: he's great. george bush. >> he's just funny without, like, trying. he's just so funny to me. >> jimmy: in this clip -- in this clip of the movie, you're in the kitchen for breakfast and they didn't have a room for you. because they're renting out. >> no, 'cause she's renting my room to darren criss's character. >> jimmy: 'cause you haven't been home in a while. >> so my brother made me, like, a sheet for it and that's -- >> jimmy: yeah, i love it. i used to make those as a kid. you put sheets around -- i used to put it around the table and just hide under the kitchen table. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so you're in, like, a little sheet tent. >> aw. >> jimmy: sorry. [ laughter ] like, this weekend. yeah, it's really sad. but i'm getting over it. baby steps. so you were in this sheet tent. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, and you hear -- >> and my mom is with -- >> jimmy: matt dillon. >> with george bush doing things the night before. >> jimmy: adventurous things the night before. so here's a clip from "girl most likely." it's kristen wiig. it's in theaters this friday. >> i don't really know how to approach this subject tactfully, so i'm just going to say it. ralph, cover your ears.
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were you getting spanked last night? >> why would you think that? >> because that's what it sounded like. am i right? i'm right, aren't i? >> imogene, it is so much fun. have you never tried it? >> yeah, maybe, like, two or times in the heat of passion. i don't know. but not in repetition for, like, two hours. >> oh, my god. if it was bothering you so much, you should have just closed your door. >> oh, my sheet door. >> jimmy: there you go. our thanks to the great kristin wiig. "girl most likely" stars michael jordan in theaters this is saturday. nick cannon joins us next! there he is in the bud light platinum suite. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ this is the car that loves to have fun ♪ ♪ it's got something for everyone ♪ ♪ the car of the future many have said ♪ ♪ 'cause at the pump it's miles ahead ♪ ♪ and let's hum, hum, hum, hum ♪ let's hum
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is an actor, producer, comedian and the host of nbc's hit show "america's got talent" and the improv comedy show "wild 'n out," which is back after a six-year hiatus and airs tuesdays at 11:00 p.m. on mtv2. take a look at what he's doing. [ applause ] >> i want nick. i want nick. i want nick. >> oh! >> yo. yo, nick.
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♪ you got a lot of jobs you deserve to boast you know what they say those that can't do host ♪ [ audience ohs ] [ applause ] >> aight, see -- ♪ ♪ you lucky to be here where's your four leaf clover ♪ ♪ i just checked my watch your 15 minutes is over ♪ [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: please welcome back to the show nick cannon, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on! look at this. oh, my god. >> look at you! >> jimmy: always doing something -- bringing something brand new. what is this? >> i try, you know. i try to get it on with the -- y'all see the penguins socks? ya'll see the penguins socks? [ cheers and applause ] i didn't mean to put my foot on your desk. >> jimmy: no, please. nick, you can do whatever.
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please. oh, my gosh. >> roots! what's up, y'all? y'all give it up for them. >> jimmy: absolutely. nick cannon -- >> what's up? >> jimmy: you always look good here. thanks for coming back. always appreciate it. i have to ask. how's the wife? how's mariah doing? >> she's amazing, man. thank you for asking. yeah, yeah. she's doing really well. >> jimmy: she wasn't, though -- didn't she fall -- >> yeah, on a video shoot. i was directing her video, and she actually fell and dislocated her shoulder and cracked a rib, and, like, fractured and everything. so, it's pretty serious, but she's all right now! she's a trooper! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how hard were you directing her? >> i know! everybody keeps saying that! "man, you must be a tough director." >> jimmy: but she -- but she came back, right? the next day, right? >> no, this is the crazy thing. this is how strong my wife is. soon as she fell, like, and everybody was shocked. everybody's frozen. i mean, it's mariah on the ground. and she was, like, "pop it back in so i can do the next shot. let's go!" [ light laughter ] i was, like, "yo!" like, and everybody's, like, "no, chill." and then she, you know, she got rushed to the hospital. she was on the phone the whole time, like, "you better get that shot." then -- true story. went to the hospital. they put her under. put her shoulder back in. you know, bandaged her all up.
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she came back and did two more hours until, like, 3:00 in the morning on the video set. >> jimmy: she's unbelievable. that's what you have to do to get -- to be mariah carey. >> exactly. she works hard. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's what you have to do. >> she works hard. >> jimmy: speaking of working hard -- man, you have a busy summer. "america's got talent." >> right. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about right there. i mean, how's everyone doing over there? >> it's amazing. you guys watch it, right? number one show on tv. [ cheers and applause ] heidi. mel b. >> jimmy: heidi klum, mel b -- >> howie -- >> jimmy: howard stern. >> and stern. they're killing it. they're doing an amazing job. we have some amazing talent this year. and we gonna be right across the street. radio city music hall live. >> jimmy: i know. that's what i'm talking about. >> next week. yeah. >> jimmy: how long are you gonna be here till? >> all summer long. >> jimmy: really? >> you ain't gonna be able to get rid of me, man. >> jimmy: i love it. >> i'm like that nosy neighbor. i'ma come over ask for sugar, butter -- all that stuff. >> jimmy: i'll love that. can't wait. that's gonna be super fun, man. so, radio city, live shows. >> yeah. >> jimmy: now also, "wild 'n out" is back. >> it's back, y'all. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: you got crazy ratings for this, right? >> i did.
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we set mtv2 history. it's the highest rated show ever to be on mtv2. so, thank you forever and ever. [ cheers and applause ] appreciate that. appreciate that. >> jimmy: well, you were so excited about the premiere that you started tweeting out -- you tweeted out to your fans, and this is what i think is funny. this is why i like you right here. you tweeted out your phone number. >> yeah. >> jimmy: your actual phone number. >> my real cell phone number. >> jimmy: yeah, i know, yeah. >> i had, like, 1,800 messages, though. it was crazy. >> jimmy: yeah, that's what you said. the next tweet is this, right here. obviously you're gonna get the voicemail. my phone's ringing off the hook. >> it was going crazy. >> jimmy: yeah, and then you said -- "my cell phone just froze up. i got a lot of voicemails. leave a number. i can call you back." >> i was calling people back. >> jimmy: you were calling people back, and then it was like, "y'all broke my cell phone." [ laughter ] it broke. the tweet says there. you broke the cell phone. >> within 15 minutes. so i'm trying to get a new one, so, you know. but the number still works, and i'm backed up on messages, but that's how much i love my fans. my people! >> jimmy: that's good for you. >> a real dude. >> jimmy: that's fun. >> yes. call me any time. >> jimmy: you're always down for a party. always up for a fun time. i love this. you're coming out with a new album.
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it's called "white people party music." [ laughter ] >> it's true. that's a great album title, right? >> jimmy: i love it. yeah, yeah. >> because -- you know i dj. quest, you dj, too. you know, you set your bins up, you know? >> jimmy: all your records in -- >> yeah, so, one bin for me was white people party music. and, like, that's the music i play in vegas and, you know, miami. and no matter what party you go to, with some white people there, they having more fun than anybody. >> jimmy: yeah, that's right. you know -- >> white people know how to have a good time. >> jimmy: you know how to do it. you know how to do it. all the lists -- >> "white people party music." >> jimmy: where to start and where to end. >> exactly. you throw some "jessie's girl" in there. >> jimmy: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] start getting excited right now. >> some duran duran. >> jimmy: oh! >> top it off with some journey. >> jimmy: come on! [ cheers and applause ] don't you stop believing! >> "white people party music." >> jimmy: but you have a new song, too, called "me sexy." >> "me sexy." it's happening right now. >> jimmy: it's happening right now. "me sexy." >> and it's a white people party song. and it's a good song because it allows everyone's inner sexy to come out.
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it's a dance. it's viral. they making videos and everything. >> jimmy: yeah, people are sending you videos of them doing e "me sexy" dance. what is the "me sexy" dance? >> you want me to show you? [ cheers and applause ] y'all ready? all right. oh, the roots got me? okay, it's easy. you gotta stand up. it's easy. ♪ we gonna go four jumps to the right. [ rhythmic clapping ] four jumps to the left. >> jimmy: okay? >> and then we gonna show off and point out our sexy. whatever your sexy is. wherever it's at. you ready? here we go, here we go. ♪ one, two, three, four. one, two. now point! oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,! [ cheers and applause ] here we go! one, two, three, four. one, two, three. now point! ♪ all right, that's good. >> jimmy: nick cannon! "america's got talent" airs tuesday and wednesday nights, 9:00 p.m. on nbc. "wild 'n out" air tuesdays at 11:00 p.m. on mtv2. adam ant performs next. >> one more time! hit it! [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, i love this. our next guest has topped the charts all over the world and is about to kick off a 44-date u.s. tour in san diego on wednesday. tonight, he is here to perform the song, "vince taylor," from his first album in 18 years, "adam ant is the blueblack hussar in marrying the gunner's daughter." that's the name of the album. please welcome adam ant, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ooh yeah
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oh johnny looked back you know he never looked back ♪ ♪ the whole world was his stage he never acted his age ♪ ♪ well a girl we call french valerie gave a gold plate chain to me ♪ ♪ asked her who had given it her ♪ ♪ an old flame called vince taylor oh yeah ♪ ♪ i nearly done a vince taylor whoa ♪ ♪ johnny looked back you know he never looked back ♪ ♪ well leather and chains so damned vain never seen his like again ♪ ♪ must have left his mark on me even liked by morrissey oh ♪
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♪ leather and chains so damn vain we're never gonna see his like again ♪ ♪ not vince taylor whoa ♪ ♪ whoa johnny looked back you know he never looked back ♪ ♪ the whole world was his stage he never acted his age ♪ ♪ well a girl we call french valerie gave a gold plate chain to me ♪ ♪ asked her who had given it her an old flame called vince taylor ♪ ♪ oh yeah ♪ leather and chains so damn vain ♪ ♪ never gonna see
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his like again not vince taylor oh ♪ ♪ ♪ whoa johnny looked back you know he never looked back ♪ ♪ the whole world was his stage never acted his age ♪ ♪ well a girl we call french valerie ♪ gave a gold plate chain to me ♪ ♪ asked her who had given it her an old flame called vince taylor ♪ ♪ oh yeah ♪ i nearly done a vince taylor nearly done a vince taylor ♪ ♪ nearly done
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a vince taylor you know nearly done a vince taylor ♪ ♪ you know i nearly done a vince taylor you know i nearly done a vince taylor ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! oh! adam ant right there, everybody! adam ant! see him live on tour this summer. visit latenightwithjimmyfallon.com for exclusive bonus performance. my thanks to kristen wiig, nick cannon. adam ant once again! [ cheers and applause ] and the greatest band in late night, the roots, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "carson daly." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye!

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