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>> jimmy: thank you very much. feeling good tonight. thank you very much, everybody. look how good you look. look at this. good looking crowd. great new york city crowd here. welcome, everybody. thank you. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys feeling good tonight? i can feel it. yeah, it's very special. [ cheers and applause ] it's going to be a special night. here's what people are talking about. the new york mayoral primaries are tomorrow. and in an interview with the "today" show this morning, anthony weiner -- [ laughter ] he's still running for mayor, yes. [ laughter ] he said he's convinced that he'll be the next mayor of new york city, even though only 7% of voters support him. [ laughter ] even kathie lee and hoda were like, "that guy must be drunk." [ laughter and applause ] you're not mayor of the year, buddy. here's some good news for new yorkers. yesterday, the jets won their season opener, 18-17.
[ cheers and applause ] the jets won. the buccaneers' coach was like, "i don't know what happened out there. "while the jets' coach was like, "i don't know what happened out there." we won? what? [ cheers and applause ] speaking of sports, yesterday, we love her on our show, serena williams won her 17th grand slam title. congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] 17 grand slams. i haven't seen that many grand slams since i went to the denny's with chris christie. [ laughter ] >> steve: hey. whoa! >> jimmy: that was after we went to the waffle house too. it was very interesting. let's see what else is going on. of course, there continues to be a lot of talk about the conflict in syria, and tonight, pbs host charlie rose aired an interview with syrian president bashar al-assad. when asked why he picked pbs, assad said, "they are fair and
unbiased, and, i want to get one of those neat tote bags. [ laughter and applause ] take it to the beach. take it the store. they're really cool. people think you're smart." did you see this? president obama did six tv interviews today to explain his decision to strike syria. yeah, six. even ryan seacrest was like, "that guy's on too many shows. take a break dude. [ laughter and applause ] take a week off buddy." i'm sure parents are happy about this. here in new york, it was the first day of school for more than 1 million students. now, the first day of school can be a nerve racking time for a lot of kids. but, don't worry, because here with some advice is our own kamal from the roots. kamal, how are you doing buddy? >> hey, jimbo, how are you doing, man? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you got some advice? >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: you got some advice for the kids? >> yeah, what's up, boys and girls? welcome back to school. here are some of my patented kindergarten tips.
number one, do not eat any crayons, except yellow, because those are delicious. [ laughter and applause ] number two, don't cry because you miss your mommy. she don't miss you. [ laughter and applause ] number three, don't boer trying to memorize all the numbers. at first you think there's just ten, but then it turns out there's thousands of 'em. forget about it! [ laughter and applause ] and number four, always draw your family sad. then your teacher will feel sorry for you and give you the best crayons, the yellow ones! >> jimmy: all right. very good. thank you so much, kamal. >> jimmy: i appreciate it. i appreciate that. thank you, buddy. >> anytime. this is pretty interesting here. a new study has shown that video games are beneficial to the elderly. yeah, i think if they have some mind-hand-eye coordination -- i don't know what's going on.
anyway, now video companies are starting to make games specifically targeting older people. take a look at some of the games here. the first one's grandpa theft auto. [ laughter and applause ] very fun, that's a good one. here's a great one here. very popular. this one is called grouchy birds. [ laughter and applause ] and the last one here is very, very popular, it's called shawl of duty. [ laughter and applause ] right there, that's a fun game to play. play with your friends. you may have heard about this, a few days ago, beyonce made a trip to coney island here in new york. "inside edition" did a story about it. but, check out what they had to say about another woman that was at the park that day. >> but, not everyone was thrilled by beyonce's appearance. doris cohn was reduced to tears when she got stuck high in the sky on the ferris wheel called the wonder wheel. the ride stopped for 30 minutes
as a team of assistants touched up beyonce's hair and makeup, leaving doris, who is afraid of heights, dangling 150 feet in the air. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that was a little ridiculous that beyonce would need a 30 minute touchup. but, you know what's even more ridiculous, getting on the ferris wheel when you're afraid of heights. hello, that's what it does. you get on, it goes in a circle. you go high, that's the whole -- that's ride. you can see where it's going to go. haven't you seen what it does. it's so awful, beyonce made me go on it. [ laughter ] listen to this, officials in iowa are facing criticism over a new law that lets blind people own guns. [ laughter ] so it's actually received support from two major groups, the nra and deer. [ laughter ] deer are very supportive of this. [ laughter and applause ]
this is pretty cool. today, crews in las vegas finished building the largest ferris wheel, which is 55 stories tall. as that woman from the beyonce video put it, "what's the worst that can happen, right?" hey, she's making a video, you've got to be kidding me. and finally, everybody is talking about this. i'm still not quite sure what was going on here. on saturday, my man eminem joined announcers -- eminem joined announcers brent musburger and kirk herbstreit during the michigan-notre dame game. and he just did an interview. and the interview was just a little awkward. take a look. >> some of you man know him as, eminem, but he's going to join me with our saturday night crew with our music into starting next saturday night. but, folks, i want to take you to the world premiere of one of his new videos called "berzerk." [ laughter and applause ]
>> jimmy: i'm not saying eminem was high, but he gave the score as "taco bell 14, white castle 10." [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey, it's monday. we're excited to be back. thank you very much, everybody. we have a gigantic week coming up. we have ricky gervais, michelle pfeiffer, robert de niro is gonna be here. scarlet johansson and i are playing charades. plus drake, mgmt, and alt j are all performing this week. plus, on wednesday, we're debuting our "breaking bad" spoof called "joking bad." [ laughter ] i hope you enjoy that. it's going to be really fun. but first, what an amazing show we have for you tonight. he hosts his own radio show and daytime talk show, of course. he also has "family feud," the hilarious steve harvey is here!
[ cheers and applause ] every time he's funny. >> steve: every time. >> jimmy: every time he's on the show, he's funny. we love steve harvey. also, these guys -- so excited these guys are on the show. i'm so excited. we have separate dressing rooms for their beards. from a&e's hit show "duck dynasty," willie, jep, and si robertson are stopping by. [ applause ] and people love these guys. >> steve: it's millions and millions and millions. >> jimmy: like, millions and millions of people love them. i love them, too. you just want to like, hug them. they're like, "oh, leave us alone." but they're really, really fun as funny guys and nice guys, and good family guys. they're fun, they're out in the hallway. talking to steve harvey, it's fun. we have a big secret tonight. we have a special musical guest tonight. we couldn't announce it. because it's so big. so tonight, we have music from one of the biggest superstars out there.
he's got a huge tour that goes on sale friday. this is his first time performing on our show. and it's going to be -- it's going to be amazing. it's going to blow your pants off. kanye west is performing for you guys tonight on our show. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: what?! he's here tonight. yeezus. yeezus is here. oh, he knows how to do it. i love that guy. all right. let's start the show now, you guys. hey, you guys ever go on the computer? [ laughter ] or your phone, and maybe you're watching tv, and like, you spot something unintentionally funny on your screen. like a bad misspelling or a weird ad, or two things put together that shouldn't be, something like that? you guys know what i'm talking about? >> audience: yeah. >> jimmy: well, we asked you guys at home to keep an eye out for stuff like that, and take a screen grab of it and e-mail it to us. we got a ton of them in. so, thank you for that. now we want to share some of our favorites tonight. it's time for "screen grabs." here we go.
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: ah, now this first screen grab was sent to us by brendan onderbake. he was doing a google search on his phone. he typed in what is the number four? you know sometimes google auto fills. like, are you searching for this? check out these auto fills. what is your number for pie? what is the number for the irs? what is the number for 9-1-1? [ laughter and applause ] what is the number for 9-1-1? >> steve: there's no 11 on my phone. >> jimmy: there's no 11 on this phone, understood. [ laughter ] that would have been a disaster. this next screen grab was sent by lisa jablon of new york city. it's the first text message that her mom ever sent. i got the iphone! i got it.
i got it! i got the iphone! i got the iphone! i got it! i got the iphone! i like that mom, man. you got to love moms. >> steve: god bless them. >> jimmy: this next one is from frank albenesius from missouri. it's one of those captcha things. you know, the security -- squiggly words you type in before you can buy tickets to concerts and stuff. you have to type in -- i don't even get it. anyways, this guy is getting tickets for something he had to type "scrape my anal." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: ow, i don't want it. i don't want it. >> jimmy: i'm gonna be yo-yo ma at the park. scrape my anal? what? >> steve: coupons for free bleaching.
>> jimmy: here's one from evan lacasse, he's from st. petersburg, florida. something he spotted on his tv screen during a news traffic report. gas leak! [ laughter ] definitely want to avoid downtown today. horrible, horrible gas leak. here's one from brian diago in miami beach, florida. a tweet sent out recently by "the new york post." that's the hometown paper. let's do what it says here. "watch stephen colbert's epic 'get lucky' dance party with jeff bridges, matt damon, and jilly fallon." [ laughter and applause ] sounds like a cool guy. i don't know who he is. sounds cool.
>> steve: oh, jilly. >> jimmy: this one's from sam porteus in shanghai, china. they watch the show in china. yeah, that's cool right? he sent a screen grab from an old vampire movie from the '70s called "twins of evil." that's the name of the movie. i never heard of it. but he says there is a guy in it that looks like me. i don't know. take a look at it. [ laughter and applause ] quest, you of all people! we actually have a clip of the movie. i don't think he looks like me. >> you are arrogant, count countstein. because you have the protection of the cult. [ laughter ] but, there is a higher authority. >> don't let them bother you. some men like a musical evening. [ laughter and applause ]
>> steve: oh, who is that dude? is he your twin? is that why it's called that? >> jimmy: some good looking dude. [ laughter ] >> steve: two sets of twins. >> jimmy: this one here is from megan jerram in las vegas. it's another google auto-fill. it asked -- she says, "why can't i -- this is what google suggests. "why cant i own a canadian?" [ laughter and applause ] i love canadians. i've tried. i love canadians. lot of red tape. it's not as easy as you think to own a canadian. no, i'd love to though. here's one more google auto-fill. it's from shauna rhodes in taylor, michigan. it looks like she wants to know how to cook steak. look at the last one. how to cook steve and bonnie thompson? [ laughter and applause ] what? cannibal cooking.
>> steve: it's the cookbook. >> jimmy: this next one here is from loredana savino. this is from yahoo answers. the question is -- "my friend told me she's lebanese, but she has a boyfriend. what's going on?" [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: that's not good. >> jimmy: that's all right. all my college girlfriends became lebanese. it happens, i mean -- yeah, i know what you're talking about. this last one here is from chris tavarez in austin, texas. he saw this on his tv screen during a weather forecast. head indoors immediately you guys. [ laughter ] head indoors. there you go. that's all the time we have for screen grabs! [ cheers and applause ] if you have a funny screen grab, e-mail it to us at firstname.lastname@example.org or go to latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/ screengrabs. stick around, we'll be right back with more "late night!" [ cheers and applause ]
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harvey" begins its second season this monday. and, of course you love him as the host of "family feud." we're going to talk to him about that. please welcome back to our show, mr. steve harvey! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: steve harvey, welcome back to the show. >> i love the band. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. you love the roots. you can't beat the roots, right there. ladies and gentlemen right there. >> god, i wish i was on late night. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they'll be good. you will see them with kanye later on. we got kanye. >> i'm going to be here for that. >> jimmy: oh, good. yeah, good. >> oh, i'll be here. you might want me to leave. >> jimmy: no, i would never want you to leave at all. >> kanye west! >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. that's going to be fun. [ cheers and applause ] you're giant fans of the "duck dynasty" guys too.
>> oh, man, i already hugged them back stage. >> jimmy: he did, yeah. i joined you, yeah. >> i have an emotional bond with them dudes because they're from the south. yeah. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: that's why you have a bond with them. >> you see, south is a big hit. because people, they never put cameras on the south before. you ain't over seen "swamp people," "gator boys." you didn't know none of this was existing. anything that flies and dies gets fried. you've just got to understand that. >> jimmy: i never heard that before. yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you have a lot going on that we have to talk about and discuss here. we showed a clip from "family feud" recently because you're a great host of that show. just the way you react to these people. [ cheers and applause ] we showed a clip. one guy -- well, let's show everyone the clip and listen. watch, it's funny. >> tell me a part of the body that begins with the letter "t." >> titties. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: he is clapping. >> he's clapping. yeah. you know. yeah, yeah, nailed it. nailed it, yeah. got it right there. nothing else. >> jimmy: he's clapping. he nailed it. >> get it, got it. >> jimmy: oh my gosh, this is making me laugh so hard. now there is a family called the williams family. >> oh, man, hold on. [ laughter ] you got to go on youtube to see this. a family comes on "family feud" called the williams family. they're the loudest people i've ever -- i never met people louder. so, the girl comes up and i go to her, her nametag has p-u-n-k-i-n on it. punkin. so, i go "excuse me what's your
name?" she go, "punkin." i say, "oh, i'm sorry. don't you mean pumpkin?" like p-u-m-p-k-i-n. she says, "no, punkin like halloween." [ laughter and applause ] so, this is the sister. so, the question was -- no, jimmy, turn around. no, jimmy, turn around. the question was name a word or phrase that begins with the word pork. p-o-r-k. so she's at the challenge round. she hits the buzzer, she goes -- i say "punkin" law! i didn't understand it? lawn. i said, "lawn?" she said, "no, steve, lawn. like pork loin." >> i said, "oh, pork loin."
>> she said, "yeah, l-i-o-n." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pork lion. pork lion. >> so they win the challenge. i go to her brother. her brother is a rapper. he's 29 years old. he ain't going to make it. [ laughter ] and i go to the dude, he says, "yeah, yeah. yeah, what's up, mr. harvey? what's up, mr. harvey?" i said, "sir, name a word or phrase that begins with the word pork." he says, "oh, i got this. i got this." i said, "okay, quit shaking or touching yourself, and just tell me the answer." i said, "name a word or phrase that begin with pork." he said, "cupine." [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: absolutely. full credit. full credit.
absolutely. good answer. good answer. >> they had to stop tape jimmy. i was on the floor for 20 minutes. i couldn't believe this ignorant person says pork-cupine. nailed it, though! it's on youtube. just go to youtube. >> jimmy: we love watching that. that's why i love watching the daytime show "steve harvey." starts your second season on monday. you talk about all sorts of issues. gosh, i just love it so much. you have -- come from the guy perspective on stuff. >> you know my show is different daytime. it's a male perspective. it's great. if you're home. if you got dvd. i don't care what you do. bootleg it, however you want to watch it. i just need eyeballs -- >> jimmy: you have bootlegs of your daytime show floating around. >> it's hot. it's hot. it's big in barber shops. >> jimmy: but also, before that, you have a four-hour radio show you do every single morning. >> i do the radio show every day. i live in chicago. my family from september to may 1.
i tape 180 shows in 34 weeks. then we move to atlanta where we live, and from may to september, i tape in eight weeks 185 shows. so i tape 185 episodes of "family feud," 180 episodes of "steve harvey show." and the radio show is five days a week. >> jimmy: four hours long. >> every day. >> jimmy: why do you the radio show? why do you like doing radio? >> the cash. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: cut that out. why do you a radio show, though. why? >> well, i mean, i nailed it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we love you. we love every time you come on our show. do you want to stick around for the "duck dynasty" guys? >> man, i'm gonna sit right there. >> jimmy: i love you so much. our thanks to steve harvey. love this dude.
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>> jimmy: welcome, welcome, you guys. how is it going, uncle si? all good? >> doing good. hey, look here now. i answer that thing with pork chops. [ laughter and applause ] you leave a little -- >> jimmy: you can't answer now! you don't get credit now, pork chops. [ laughter ] >> not pork loins. >> jimmy: no, pork chop, exactly. >> pork chop. >> jimmy: pork chop. >> tastes great. [ laughter ] >> he didn't take his medicine today. >> jimmy: he didn't take his medicine today. okay, that explains everything. where's your brother, jase, how is he doing? okay? >> well, he is not here. he's dove hunting. and any chance when he gets me out of the office, he's certainly not going to work, so -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> he's gonna be out -- >> jimmy: get him out there, yeah. >> -- shooting something, doing something. >> jimmy: yeah, so he's fine, he's just not here. he's out there dove hunting. >> i'm kind of enjoying it
with -- >> jimmy: you like it, yes. >> i'm glad he's not here. >> jimmy: you are actually glad he's not here, good. >> that's the only time he can kill anything, okay? because i ain't there to say i killed it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: give him a tap in here -- when you're out there, you just kill everything. >> don't go building his ego up, okay. you look with me, he ain't got one. he can't kill nothing. >> jimmy: explain to me, this, now. the whole family business is started on duck calls. you guys were making duck calls. who is it now? >> phil -- phil started it. 40 years -- my dad, yeah. he started 40 years ago and here we are. >> jimmy: that's right. and here you are. and you're kind of taking it over, making it kind of into a younger generation. you started -- you probably thought of this show idea, right? i'm assuming? >> yeah, we always thought there may be something there. we just got an e-mail out of the blue, said, "hey, i think you guys may have a big show." so i went to talk to dad, and i said, "dad, there's -- we can do a big show on a network." and he said, "no, that won't work."
[ laughter ] and i remind him of that every week. >> jimmy: yeah, that's the great part. but just making duck calls. i mean, these -- i mean beautiful. >> they were. [ laughter ] >> dirty them up a little, jimmy. >> jimmy: these right here, look. they take a licking. now, what do i do here? >> all right, i brought my own. [ talking over each other ] >> i'll give y'all a little duck call lesson. >> jimmy: i got one of these from snoop dogg once. [ laughter ] he makes his own as well. >> it's kind of filled with something different, probably. >> jimmy: oh, sorry. yeah. i went the wrong way. >> you've got to get that right. the big end. >> jimmy: you have to do the big end here, and then you just -- >> jep? >> you keep your gut tight, suck up. and you got to get some pressure behind your tongue. >> jimmy: mm-hmm. >> did you know that? >> i'm gonna give you about five notes. [ duck calling ] >> or seven. that was about seven.
[ laughter ] [ duck calling ] >> jimmy: ah! [ cheers and applause ] steve harvey? [ duck calling ] hey, he's making a song out of that. he's making a good song out out of it. >> don't give up your day job. [ laughter ] >> si, you don't even have a day job. >> what are you talking about? look, he didn't tell y'all, look. it wasn't even his business. i'm the reed man. okay. i make the reeds. if there wasn't a reed in there, there wouldn't be no business. >> jimmy: yeah, so you're the reed man. >> okay, i am the most important part of this whole thing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you. si, thank you very much. i appreciate that. >> they always leave that out, jimmy. they really do. >> jimmy: now you guys have just grown and grown and grown. you have a christmas album coming out -- [ light laughter ] >> no, that's very exciting. why is that funny? >> jimmy: -- the end of october.
[ laughter ] this is a fun holiday. it's called "duck the halls." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's a great title. >> jimmy, i'm telling you. when you hear it. it's going to blow your pants off. [ laughter ] [ duck calling ] >> jimmy: okay. well, i was thinking, maybe we can do a little thing of "duck the halls," right here. and then we'll go. we'll be back with the "duck dynasty" guys. ready, one, two, three. [ duck calling ] [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with more "duck dynasty," come on back! >> yeah, baby! [ duck calling ] [ cheers and applause ] [ crowd ] awww. [ camera shutters clicking, crowd groans ] no. closer. ♪ ♪ i am a veggie, i am so tasty 2007 called, it wants its camera phone back.
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the boys from "duck dynasty," and one of the boys has written a book, here. i'm talking about si. this is, yeah. "si-cology." "si-cology 1." [ laughter ] [ cheers ] "si-cology 1." >> look here, i must warn you. that's getting into my psyche. and you don't want to go there. [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: no, wait. si, no, i'm just saying. so, "si-cology" 101 -- you got rid of the 1-0. so ignore that. it's just like, "si-cology 1." that makes sense. now, this is a super-fun, book. got a lot of your fun stories. a lot of your great quotes in here. what else is in this here book? >> well, that is my life. okay -- told through tall tales. oh, a very unique book, really. >> jimmy: yeah. >> there used to be a show on, "this is my life." >> jimmy: yeah. >> well that book is my life.
okay. in written form. >> jimmy: yeah, this is in written form. this is it right here. these are -- [ laughter ] >> i know, that confused you. >> it should have been a comic book. [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: but, si. a couple of these stories are definitely true. women have proposed to you, that are fans of the show. >> no, look, i was down in arkansas. and i'm signing stuff. they put t-shirts and everything, i'm signing. she blocks the sun, it's a woman. [ laughter ] she blocks the sun, it gets dark. [ laughter ] okay. >> big boned. >> and i look up, and i say -- she says, "i drove 450 miles and i'm ready." and i looked up and i said, "ready for what?" she said, "to marry you."
and i said, "well, we got a problem here, honey. i'm already married." she said, "what? you mean i drove 450 miles for nothing?" i said, "no, you got a t-shirt or something? i'll sign it for you." [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: at least you were kind about the whole thing. so let's talk about the show. i mean, gosh, i wanna say it's 11 million viewers. something like that? biggest of the year? >> yeah, close to 12. >> jimmy: close to 12. season four is just killing it. killing it. god, people are loving you, guys. we love it here on the show. that's why we wanted to have you on. what is this season about? can you give us any hints or clues of what's gonna go down? >> just some more crazy stuff that were doing. my oldest brother. he came on the show. the beardless brother is on there, al. >> jimmy: why is he allowed in the house? >> something's wrong with him. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> he's the white sheep of the family in a family full of black sheep. >> he's the weirdo, okay? he's the weird one of the family. look, he don't shave and he takes baths.
[ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] >> he does take baths. [ laughter ] the boy puts on deodorant. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> i have to shave, though. >> jimmy: steve were you thinking of growing a beard? >> harvey: no. the white sheep thing threw me a little bit. [ laughter ] i got a little nervous. i was loving "duck dynasty" a minute ago. i heard that, i got. [ duck calling ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: steve, don't even worry. it's all good. >> no, i'm loving this right here. these guys are -- >> jimmy: i love the show. because you do do crazy stuff, all in all, you are just a good family. and you guys take care of each other. i just like seeing that on tv. and i think it's a good positive message. >> positive, yeah. we're just trying to be positive. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a clip here. here's the robertson family, "duck dynasty." take a look at this season right here. >> the circus has come to town. they bring the lions and the tigers. >> si. >> where are 14 clowns that pile in the car?
>> si! >> what? >> for the 50th time, it's not funny. >> all right, look. >> all this for some little termites. >> i ain't taking no chances. ♪ >> here's the thing about termites. they don't turn nothing down. no joke. hey, 2x4s, 2x6s, trash cans, poop, humans, nothing slows them down. >> anything living or crawling in there, i want killed. kill them all. >> kill them all. >> if he don't nip this in the bud, the only thing that's gonna be left is a bunch of fat, overweight termites. >> fire in the hole, man. >> you hear them bumping. and all that comes out is sawdust. [ burps ] excuse me. [ laughter ] that was good spaghetti i had for dinner. >> jimmy: i mean, come on. that was unbelievable. willie, jep and si robertson, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] pick up si's new book, "si-cology 1" in stores right now. we'll be right back with more "late night." kanye west, you guys. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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his "yeezus" tour starting october 19th in seattle. tickets go on sale this friday. performing the song "bound 2" from the album "yeezus" live for the first time anywhere with a little help from charlie wilson and the roots please welcome kanye west! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i know you're tired of loving, of loving with nobody to love nobody, nobody ♪ ♪ so just grab somebody no leaving this party with nobody to love nobody, no uh huh honey ♪ ♪ ♪ uh huh honey
they lame and you know it now when a real brotha ♪ ♪ hold you down you supposed to drown bound to fall in love bound to fall in love ♪ ♪ uh huh honey what you doing in the club on a thursday she say she only here for her girl birthday ♪ ♪ they ordered champagne but still look thirsty rock forever 21 but just turned thirty ♪ ♪ i know i got a bad reputation walking 'round always mad reputation ♪ ♪ leave a pretty girl sad repution start a fight club brad reputation ♪ ♪ how you going to be mad on vacation
dutty wining 'round all these jamaicans ♪ ♪ this that pom -- this that what we do don't tell you mom is bound to fall in love ♪ ♪ bound to fall in love i know you're tired of loving of loving with nobody to love nobody, nobody ♪ ♪ uh-huh, honey one good girl is worth a thousand chickens bound to fall in love ♪ ♪ bound to fall in love uh huh honey i want to -- hard on the sink after that ♪ ♪ give you something to drink after that i mean damn ♪ ♪ what would jeromey romey romey rome think hey, you remember where ♪ ♪ we first met
okay, i don't remember where we first met and hey, you know ♪ ♪ ain't nobody perfect but hey, admitting is the first step and i know, with the girls ♪ ♪ i got the worst rep but hey, their backstroke i'm tryna perfect and hey, ayo, we made it ♪ ♪ thanksgiving so hey, maybe we can make it to christmas she asked me what ♪ ♪ i wished for on my wishlist have you ever asked your chick for other chickens maybe we could still ♪ ♪ make it to the church steps but first, you gon' remember how to forget ♪ ♪ after all these long-ass verses i'm tired, you tired jesus wept ♪ ♪ i know you're tired of loving, of loving with nobody to love nobody, nobody ♪ ♪ so just grab somebody no leaving this party with nobody to love nobody, nobody ♪
♪ uh huh honey jerome's in the house watch your mouth jerome's in house ♪ ♪ watch your mouth bound to fall in love bound to fall in love uh-huh, honey ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. kanye west right there. charlie wilson, the roots. see the "yeezus" tour starting october 19th in seattle. we'll be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ]
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to steve harvey, the cast of "duck dynasty," kanye west, charlie wilson. and the greatest band in late night, the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. stay tuned for "carson daly." thank you for watching. have a good night. hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪