tv Late Night With Jimmy Fallon NBC September 14, 2013 12:35am-1:36am PDT
but "jimmy fallon" happening right now! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6a in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you.
thank you very much. oh, thank you very much. looking good out there. good looking crowd. great new york city crowd, right here. welcome, everybody. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys feeling good? [ cheers ] welcome to the show, everybody. i cannot wait for this. next week is the new season of "survivor." [ cheers ] i love it. i'm a big fan. it premieres next week. but get this. so this new season has a good twist. it has returning contestants competing for a million dollars against their own family members. [ audience oohs ] yeah. so if you're wondering what it takes for people to be willing to be stranded on an island with their families -- the answer is $1 million. and then no less. nothing less. that's it. i'll do it. [ cheers and applause ] i'll eat bugs. yeah, i don't care. that's right, family members trying to one-up each other for a chance at money and fame or, as that show is already called, "keeping up with the kardashians."
[ laughter ] it's already out. it's a great show. [ applause ] hi, bruce. [ laughter and applause ] i can't believe this. we just had our primary for mayor here in new york city. and the new poll found that only 20% of new yorkers voted. it's got even worse. then 50% were like, "wait, giuliani's leaving?" [ laughter ] i like that guy. oh, this is pretty cool. doritos is asking people from around the world to submit videos that could end up in its super bowl commercial. yeah. then the jets were like, "sweet, maybe we will be in the super bowl." ♪ doritos doritos [ cheers and applause ] did you see this earlier this week? russian president vladimir putin wrote an op-ed piece on syria
for "the new york times" so that he could speak directly to the american people. yeah. and i guess he really caught the newspaper bug because now he's even doing sunday funnies for some other papers. i mean, this is true. take a look at this. [ with russian accent ] "i can make mondays disappear." [ laughter ] just helping out garfield right there. yeah. here's a "dennis the menace" cartoon that putin wrote. [ with russian accent ] "don't worry, dennis, you won't be hearing from mr. wilson anymore." [ laughter ] dennis looks frightened. >> steve: he's scared. >> jimmy: dennis looks frightened. the kid, poor kid. and the last one he's got -- it's a "peanuts" cartoon. [ with russian accent ] "i suggest that you do not remove football, lucy." [ laughter ] yeah, that's -- i wouldn't do it either. i wouldn't do it either. but, it's amazing. he's getting it out there to the american people. this is pretty interesting. officials in washington, d.c. have proposed a 24-hour waiting period before people can get tattoos. of course, no one's sure of the exact details since the new law
is written in chinese symbols. it's like -- i think it says "peace." i have no idea what it means. that's right. a 24-hour waiting period before people can get tattoos or as people who want tattoos put it, "you mean we've got to stay drunk for 24 hours? i mean, i'll do it. that's fine with me. all i want is 'peace' written like here in a different language. that's all i want." i was kind of sad to hear this. technical problems have forced an american man to give up his goal of crossing the atlantic ocean while attached to helium balloons. when asked how he felt about the defeat, he was like -- [ high pitched voice ] >> hey, you win some, you lose some. [ laughter ] i mean, you don't understand my life. i had nothing when i was growing up. i had no friends. who wants to be friends with a kid with a voice like this? i have a high voice. i'm not even small.
i mean, i'm six feet tall. i wish i was like a jockey or something. or given to someone who normally has this voice. but i'm not. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] show's over. show's over! >> jimmy: calm down, dude. >> steve: just helium balloons. >> jimmy: i was watching "america's got talent." i love that show. this week they had this -- you know, there's that dog trick. people doing tricks with dogs and stuff like that. really impressive. it's amazing what tricks these dogs do. but one trick seemed like it was a little awkward for one of the dogs. look at this. ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what?
weirdest coincidence ever. i caught my dog watching the same thing on cinemax. i was like, "your show's on! sorry, sorry." i was embarrassed. my dog was embarrassed. this picture is everywhere today. you probably saw it. this man in utah -- i love this dad. he's awesome. he's a great dad. and he gets dad of the year award. he was so annoyed, i guess, by his daughter wearing short-shorts that he decided to walk around in a pair of cutoffs himself. there's the picture right there. yeah. [ laughter ] yeah. he was like, "now do you see my point?" she was like, "uh, everyone can see your point." so -- [ laughter and applause ] [ as a teenage girl ] "thanks, dad. please change your shorts. take those shorts off and put jeans on or pants or something." let me see that picture again. is it just me or does he kind of pull it off? i don't know. i'll talk to my therapist. i'll talk to my therapist. i don't know.
>> steve: i'll pull them off. >> jimmy: of course, everybody -- everybody -- [ laughter ] [ cheers ] >> steve: right there! >> jimmy: put some sweat pants on! >> steve: ew. >> jimmy: ew. ew. of course, everybody is still excited about football being back. i mean -- [ cheers and applause ] football's so fun. and this sunday night, we've got the seattle seahawks and the san francisco 49ers going head-to-head. oh, this is very exciting. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: yeah. two great teams, right here. now, every year at the end of the season, they give out awards like most valuable player. but they also give out awards during the season, sort of like the ones in high school yearbooks. like most likely to succeed, class clown, stuff like that. so with that in mind, it's time for "late night superlatives." here we go. ♪ late night
superlatives ♪ >> jimmy: this is great. our first player is zach miller. he was voted most likely to request a rectangular helmet. [ laughter ] when they make those. next is phil dawson. he was voted most likely to be the love child of james carville and mr. clean. [ laughter and applause ] that was a close race. this is russell wilson. he was voted sexiest cabana boy. [ laughter ] we have michael bennett. he was voted most likely to star in the b.e.t. version of "duck dynasty." [ laughter and applause ] i didn't know they had a version of "duck dynasty." >> steve: i didn't either. >> jimmy: this is justin smith. he was voted most likely to be getting a prostate exam during this photo. [ laughter ] just hurry the thing up, all right!
just take a picture, man, all right! [ laughter ] >> steve: saves time. >> jimmy: this is -- multitasking, man. this is christine michael was voted strongest christine. [ laughter and applause ] that's interesting. here we have mike person. he was voted most likely to have made up his name on the spot. [ laughter ] uh, what? the name's mike. >> steve: mike what? >> jimmy: you need a last name. uh, mike person. [ laughter ] mike person. will tokuafo, he was voted most outgoing. that's interesting. doesn't seem that way to me. doesn't seem that way. this guy, max unger was voted most likely to drink his own pee in a nonemergency. i don't even know -- [ audience ews ] what does that mean? why does he do -- i don't know why. and last, of course, andy lee was voted best hearing. there you go.
those are your nfl superlatives. we have a great show tonight! give it up for the roots, everybody! oh, my goodness! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what a great week we've had, and what a great night to end with. we had -- "joking bad" was great. we did on the show, and it got a lot of good pickups. and people enjoyed that spoof we did of "breaking bad." so i want to thank those guys. bryan cranston, aaron paul was in that. colin quinn did a cameo in that. which was really fun. we got surprised by kanye west. came monday night, just stopped by. by the way, nice guy. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: i thought he was going to be, like, punk. i didn't know what he was going to do. i was like -- i mean, he has grilled fangs, like gold fangs here. and he was wearing a kilt. but besides that, great guy. [ laughter ] super nice, super -- like, he was awesome. he was on time. i loved him.
he played with the roots. then we had justin timberlake came by. [ cheers ] and we did a bit. we did a bit, "the evolution of end zone dancing." and we did a bunch of different end zone dances. we showed a bunch of different dances that players could do after they score a touchdown. and we had some pretty good ones. look at this. we had the "earthquake waiter," which is basically you just walk around after you score a touchdown and you do this. you just walk around like -- [ light laughter ] people will get it. then we also had "the football spin." this is where you just pretend you're spinning the football, and you spin it. and it spins on the side. but then, it turns into it's the love scene from "ghost." [ laughter ] and so one player can get behind the other player and mold the football. yeah. then, of course, we had the "manti te'o on a date." that was an interesting one. anyway, you can see -- you can see the whole thing on our youtube page. but the reason i bring it up, i want to challenge -- issue a challenge to all the nfl players playing this sunday. you know, the nfl frowns on
these end zone dances. >> steve: they don't care for them. >> jimmy: they don't care for them at all. >> steve: do not do it. >> jimmy: is what they say to the players. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: and they fine them. but i'm saying this. the first person to do one of our end zone dances, i will match your fine and give it to your favorite charity. [ cheers and applause ] do it for the charity! do it for your charity! do one of our end zone dances! check out our bit on youtube! pick a dance and do it! it's a really good thing. watch this sunday. see what happens. >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: we've got a great show tonight. she's a great actress. oh, we love her. every single time she comes by, we have so much fun with her. scarlett johansson is here. [ cheers and applause ] he is a hip-hop superstar. drake is going to talk! perform! [ cheers and applause ] he's going to do a brand new song that no one's ever heard before. he's going to do it tonight. and also, he's going to play a game of charades with me and scarlett johansson.
so i can't wait for that. we have fun. we have fun here. we have fun here at "late night." so thanks for tuning in. today's friday, isn't it? [ cheers ] it's friday. today's friday. that's usually when i catch up with some personal stuff. i check my inbox, return some e-mails and, of course, send out thank-you notes. [ cheers ] i was running a bit behind. so i thought, if you guys didn't mind, i would like to write out my weekly thank-you notes right now. is that cool? do you guys mind? can i do that? [ cheers and applause ] you're the best. james -- oh, my god. it's james poison right there. oh, my god. james poison. [ cheers and applause ] james, you are fantastic. i have all of your albums. [ laughter ] i have all of your albums. james, can i get some thank-you
note writing music, please? ♪ aw. it hurts so good. yeah. the first cut is the deepest, man. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: yeah. beautiful. ♪ thank you, britney spears' new song "work bitch," for sounding like a motivational poster written by jesse from "breaking bad." [ laughter and applause ] ♪ thank you, the new study claiming men with smaller testicles make better fathers, though i wasn't a fan of the study's name "awesome dads, tiny nads." [ laughter ] that's weird. >> steve: that's rude. >> jimmy: the whole study's weird. >> steve: rude. no need for that. >> jimmy: no. ♪ thank you, "the scarlet letter" 'a,' for being the original tramp stamp. [ laughter ]
[ cheers and applause ] first one. ♪ thank you, chopsticks, for making me feel like i'm playing the claw game every time i try to eat a piece of sushi. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ thank you, stethoscopes, for letting doctors listen to my heart, something i'm still learning how to do myself. [ audience aws ] ♪ [ high pitched voice ] it's all because of this helium voice. [ laughter ]
[ squeaking ] seven! [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, people who go camping every weekend, for letting me know that you have enough money to live like you have no money. that's very interesting. it's a fun game. it's a fun game we play. ♪ thank you, bowling balls, for looking like you're freaking out about having a dude stick his fingers in you. [ laughter ] there you have it. those are my thank-you notes. we'll be right back with scarlett johansson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ tires screech ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a tony award winning actress who you know from her work in movies like "lost in translation," "vicky cristina barcelona," and "the avengers." starting september 27th, you can see her opposite joseph gordon-levitt in a great new love story called "don jon." please welcome back to the show our pal scarlett johansson everybody!
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, scarlett johansson. scarjo. >> yes. >> jimmy: do you like that nickname scarjo? do you hate it? >> jifa? jifall? >> jimmy: jifa is pretty good. jifa. i will take jifa. scarjo sounds cool though. >> it does? >> jimmy: jifa sounds like a pet hamster or something. this is my hamster jifa. i don't know what jifa sounds like. it sounds like a weird football league or something. >> it sounds like a fungus. >> jimmy: it does sound like a fungus, but i'm a fun guy. [ laughter ] i just had a heart attack. i had a little stroke. thanks for coming back here pal. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: last time you were here we had a great time. we had the first lady, michelle obama was here. >> yeah. >> jimmy: wasn't that fun. >> that was amazing actually.
>> jimmy: the whole show was fun. >> i know, and also we were talking about downstairs there was all this secret security going on. it was all very like first ladyish. >> jimmy: it was very first ladyish. how did you get out of the building? >> how did i get out? >> jimmy: did you get mobbed? >> i slept here. >> jimmy: you did. that's right. i remember that. i made you breakfast the next day. she likes pop tarts in the morning. that's very cool. it's very simple. >> jimmy: "don jon." first of all, look at this. very pretty human being. [ cheers and applause ] very good looking human being. >> i haven't even seen that. that's nice. >> jimmy: you haven't seen it yet? if you're on a magazine, do you pick it up? do you read it? >> apparently not. >> jimmy: but do you shy away from those? do you have them rip the covers off for you? >> no, i don't know. i never -- >> jimmy: it would be odd, i guess. >> what? >> jimmy: it would be odd, i guess. >> i could go in with like giant sunglasses and a hat and buy all the copies. >> jimmy: give me the new "bazaar" please. i'd love that. >> i have my grandma buy it for me and she gives it to me. >> jimmy: my mom and dad always buy -- they buy every magazine in the rack.
>> my grandmother has all of them. all of them. she also likes to read all the tabloid stories as if they're real. she calls me and tells me a couple months ago, "i'm so happy, bubbie, you're adopting a baby." >> jimmy: grandma, i would have told you that. >> no, i'm not adopting. yes you are. no, no i'm not. >> jimmy: she wants the truth scoop. she should work for like tmz. it would be great. your grandma running around with those guys. "don jon." my man joseph gordon-levitt who i love, talented guy. >> yes, he is. >> jimmy: great actor. but, he wrote and directed it. >> he did. he's like embarrassingly talented. he makes me feel bad about myself. >> jimmy: he works to hard. you're so supertalented by the way. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i say this every time you come on. let me just remind you. broadway, you won a tony. you put a record out that was amazing where you sang. you act in giant movies like "the avengers," you act in indie movies. you do everything. we love you. you're on the cover of magazines. [ cheers and applause ]
you should feel really good about yourself. >> it's going great. >> jimmy: it's a confidence booster. it's a confidence booster. >> i feel really good about myself. >> jimmy: well, how did he find you and why did he want you to be in this role? >> i have no idea. no, i got really lucky. i was shooting "avengers" in albuquerque. i got this call that he was writing and directing this project he was going to be starring in. and he wanted to come down and talk to me about it. and i was like just happy to get a visitor in albuquerque. come on down! and here like this beacon of light and handed me this script and we had this great conversation. >> jimmy: i heard that he's a fan of this character you play because you play like a jersey girl in this movie. >> i do. >> jimmy: gum chewing. >> yeah, barbara sugarman. >> jimmy: babara sugarman. >> yeah, she's fancy. >> jimmy: she's really fancy. based on the character you did on "saturday night live" that i love it so much. porcelain fountains or marble columns. >> with fred.
>> jimmy: with fred armisen. we have a clip of this scene you do with fred armisen. just watch this. >> you got to get yourself some porcelain fountains. you want more fruit? just listen to my beautiful daughter lexie. >> what, are you kidding me? how can you not have porcelain fountains all over your house? look at this one. look at that one. people are going to see these things and go, that guy's got more money than the sheikh from saudi arabia. you can even soak your hands in the water like you're some kind of millionaire. you'll think, "wow, this is high end living." that's what you're going to think when you pick this one or that one, this one or that one. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the best. [ cheers and applause ]
not sure where you're posing. it's so good. but you play kind of that character but more of a straight character in this movie. and it's great. it's a good role for you. >> thank you. it was -- i finally got to, you know, like pull that one out of the back pocket. >> jimmy: of your characters. it's superduper fun. i want to show a clip to everyone of you and joseph gordon-levitt on your first date, that's what this is. you're first date. >> sizing each other up. >> jimmy: feeling each other out here. "don jon." here we go. >> how did you get my facebook? >> get right to it. >> yeah. >> i just looked up your name. >> i didn't say my name? >> well, obviously you did because i looked it up. >> i definitely did not tell you my name. >> yeah, you did. >> i think i would remember that. >> well, no offense, but you were pretty wasted the other night. so was i. >> can i get you something to drink? >> yeah, diet coke please. >> coke. >> coke and a diet coke. i'll be right back to take your order. >> all right. i had a few drinks the other night so i may not remember telling you my first name but i definitely did not tell you my last name.
>> i'm telling you. >> don't lie to me. you don't know me, so i'm gonna let you off the hook this time. but trust me in the future you'll be much happier if you always tell me the truth. >> wait, wait, wait? i'd be happier? >> you don't think i could make you happy if i wanted to? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: are you always chewing gum in every scene? it's the greatest thing ever. our thanks to scarlett johansson. her new movie "don jon" opens september 27th. drake joins us after the break. stick around. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ psst! hey, dad. we're all tied up. really?! come on. oh! that's a lot of water up there. ♪ go. go. that's a nice shot. [ laughs ] yes! breakfast.
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a grammy award winning artist whose new album "nothing was the same" comes out on september 24th. this is going to be a giant, giant album. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome drake! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. >> the handshake for scarjo is like mandatory. you know what i mean? >> jimmy: did you the handshake. >> mandatory to kiss the hand of scarjo when you see her. >> jimmy: oh yeah, absolutely. i didn't get a hand kiss from you. do we man hug? >> we did kind of like a hand shake, then kind of like --
>> jimmy: we get it. >> supermacho. >> jimmy: really, really macho. really cool, yeah. congrats on this. look at this cover. i like this. is this you as a baby? >> yeah, it is. i actually -- it's a gentleman by the name of kadir nelson. a phenomenal artist. i connected with him. he spent some time with me. he came up with this idea of an album cover. just sort of a reflective -- it's actually a grown-up version of me which is the deluxe album. so on the shelve they'll be looking at each other reflecting on what a journey it's been. >> jimmy: no way. that's really fun. i like that. quest, you have the same pick in your hair. yeah, that's the same one, yeah. wonder if you guys get resid on that. congrats on your grammy. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i love that you won a grammy and you're actually appreciative of it and you loved it. and you freaked out. we got a grammy for a comedy album. >> congratulations, by the way. >> jimmy: oh, thank you. i didn't mean to -- [ cheers and applause ] >> get that out there.
>> jimmy: oh, that's so funny. but i saw a picture of you when you got your grammy which is really fun. i did totally the exact same thing. >> what else would you do. >> jimmy: you drink out of your grammy. you have to do it. just for -- it's a celebration. >> yeah, straight up. >> jimmy: you have to do it. >> you have to get plastered. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: you're like i don't care if i have a cup. i have the coolest cup in the whole wide world. i have a grammy. >> it was amazing. here it is right here. this is the album here. who else do you have on this album? >> i worked with amazing people. i made the album with 40. he's kinda like my right hand man. >> jimmy: who's that? >> 40. he's a producer. >> jimmy: oh, that's right yeah. >> we do everything together. so, he pretty much oversaw and produced the whole album. a lot of different collaborators on there. jay-z on there, sampha is on there. we're actually doing a song that nobody's ever heard off the album tonight. >> jimmy: right, with sampha. >> on this show. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what im talking about. that's how fun drake is when he comes.
>> that's what happens. >> jimmy: are you going to tour for this record? >> yeah, i am. i'm going on a tour. it is actually called "would you like a tour." >> jimmy: that's the name of the tour. would you like a tour? >> yeah. 41 cities, we start in october. >> jimmy: oh, my god. that's grueling right there. >> that's grueling. how are we going to see each other? me and scarjo. >> jimmy: you guys are going to have to skype. >> scarlett: i'm sure we can figure it out. >> i'll buy the "bazaar" cover. >> scarlett: we can just skype like we normally do. >> jimmy: skype like you normally do. who do you have coming with you on tour? >> miguel. love miguel. >> jimmy: we love miguel. >> we have future. he's another rapper. >> jimmy: future. yeah, i love him. >> quest gave us a nod of approval. >> jimmy: miguel like prince. >> he's absolutely incredible. i mean, like there's a lot of people that, you know, there's certain aspects maybe of performance or there's things that maybe fall a bit, you know, as artists. he's like that guy that every single thing was just impeccable. performance as a person,
musically, it's like incredible. he's like one of the most well rounded artists i've met. >> jimmy: he does those dances -- his dances frighten me a little bit. >> do it? can you do it? >> jimmy: i can kind of do a little bit. but give me like for a second. please, please, please. please, sir. he's like, i don't know like -- ♪ [ laughter ] kind of falls into it. he falls -- [ cheers and applause ] he falls into it. that's the move. but, he does it -- he does it and he looks cool. he does it and he looks cool when he does it. >> nervous for you right there. >> jimmy: i was trying to on purpose. drake, we love having you here but since it's your first time here we like to play games with people on our shows. >> okay. >> jimmy: so i was wondering if -- no, no, no not like fun games. not mind games. no. fun board games. yeah. so i was wondering if you and scarlett would like to play a game of charades, please?
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. i'm here with the great scarlett johanson right here. we have drake right over here. and our own tariq trotter, aka black thought right over there. we're going to play a little charades. it's going to be scarlett and tariq against drake and me. now you all know how to play charades. each player gets a turn giving silent clues to their teammate. 45 seconds on the clock per turn. the first two rounds are worth one point each. then we'll have a big showdown at the end and that is worth two points. is that confusing? you go first. tariq you sit there and me and drake will sit over here. >> am i on the clock now? >> jimmy: no. audience you can help her out. you can pick a number if you
want. >> audience: three! >> three? okay. oh, man. okay. >> three words. three syllables. >> jimmy: this isn't the hard part, tariq. this is the easy part. >> three words. >> jimmy: third word. >> the third word. okay, i got you. dead, death. dead. second word. "walking dead?" ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, man. >> jimmy: you're happy with yourself. you're happy with yourself? she did it perfectly. you're like, "i don't know. "walking dead?"" yeah, what else could it be? "walking dead." strolling dead? leisurely strolling dead?
all right. what number? here we go. oh, no. okay. [ laughter ] >> this isn't looking good for us right now. >> jimmy: okay. ready? >> song. >> jimmy: yes. >> three words. third -- yeah, three words. yes, okay. second word. raining. yeah, it's -- okay. it's raining men. ♪ >> jimmy: yes! [ applause ] [ talking over each other ] thank you for not making me dance and give you a lap dance, i'm so happy. so happy i didn't have to do a lap dance. tariq, see if you can get that. after you. that would be real awkward. so happy. [ audience shouting numbers ]
>> all right. great. >> jimmy: so confident. >> tv show. two words. first word -- [ laughter ] help me. >> jimmy: constipated? >> angry, angry, angry? anger, anger, growling. mad. "mad men?" ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on, dude. i got it as soon as you did that. oh, my god. all right. drake, we can do this. [ audience shouting numbers ] >> oh, all right. okay.
>> jimmy: tv. >> yeah. oh, wait. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's all right. okay. three words. three words, yeah, okay. the third word. number, cards. "house of cards?" ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> every time, consistency. >> jimmy: how are we doing? now, let's have our charades showdown. each team gets the same clue to give at the same time, whoever guesses it first gets two points and wins the whole game. scarlett, you and i are going to act this one out. >> all right. >> jimmy: stop grunting. not doing angry men any more. [ audience shouting numbers ] which one?
all right. here we go. >> oh. >> jimmy: oh. okay. >> okay. ready? >> jimmy: yep. >> five words. first word. like a bird. >> jimmy: yeah. >> flying, wings. >> jimmy: fly. >> fly like me. >> "fly me to the moon." >> jimmy: yeah! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about right there. oh, my goodness. yeah, i had to kiss that hand. i had to kiss the hand. big thanks to scarlett johansson and drake and tariq. drake performs a brand new song after the break. come on back everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ aww come on!
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♪ beyoncé: embrace your past, but live for now. ♪ now betcha i run this cuz i put it... ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest will launch his would you like a tour in october. he's here tonight to premiere the song "too much" featuring sampha from his forthcoming album "nothing was the same," in
stores on septmeber 24th. gosh, we love this guy. please welcome drake! [ cheers and applause ] >> before i do this song i just want to say to my friends and family, i want the best for everybody. and i love you all. ♪ ♪ don't think about it too much too much, too much ♪ ♪ too much there's no need for us to rush this through ♪ ♪ don't think about it too much too much, too much, too much this is more than just a new lust for you ♪
♪ don't think about it done saying i'm done playing last time was on the outro stuck in the house ♪ ♪ need to get out more i been stacking up like i'm fundraising ♪ ♪ most people in my position get complacent come places with star girls and then end up ♪ ♪ on them front pages i'm quiet wit it i just ride wit it ♪ ♪ moment i stop having fun wit it i'll be done wit it ♪ ♪ i'm the only one putting shots up and like a pot luck you need come wit it ♪ ♪ don't run from it h-town in the summer time i keep it 100 ♪ ♪ lot of girls in my times there and word to paul wall not one fronted ♪ ♪ birthed there in my first year man i know that place like i come from it ♪ ♪ backstage at warehouse in 09 like is bun coming that is anyone coming ♪ ♪ 'fore i show up there and there's no one there these days i could probably pack it ♪ ♪ for like 20 nights if i go in there back rub from my main thing i been stressed out ♪ ♪ talking to her like back then they didn't want me i'm blessed now ♪ ♪ talking to her like this drop and a million copies get pressed out ♪ ♪ she tell me take a deep breath you too worried about being the best out ♪ ♪ don't think about it
too much too much, too much, too much there's no need for us ♪ ♪ to rush this through don't think about it too much too much, too much, too much this is more than just ♪ ♪ a new lust for you oh don't think about it ♪ ♪ someone go tell the world we're getting backwards ♪ ♪ money got my whole family going backwards no dinners, no holidays no nothing ♪ ♪ there's issues at hand that we're not discussing i did not sign up for this ♪ ♪ my uncle used to have all these things on his bucket list ♪ ♪ and now he's acting like oh well this is life i guess nah -- that -- ♪ ♪ listen man you could still do what you wanna do you gotta trust that ♪ ♪ heard once that in dire times when you need a sign that's when they appear ♪ ♪ guess since my text messages didn't resonate i'll just say it here ♪ ♪ hate the fact my mom cooped up in an apartment telling herself that she's too sick ♪
♪ to get dressed up and go do -- like that's true -- ♪ ♪ and all my family from the m-town that i been round ♪ ♪ start treating me like i'm him now like we know each other we ain't grow together ♪ ♪ we just friends now she's got me feeling pinned down ♪ ♪ pick the pen up or put the pen down ♪ ♪ i'm writing to you from a distance like a pen pal but we been down ♪ ♪ don't think about it too much too much, too much, too much there's no need for us ♪ ♪ to rush this through oh don't think about it too much too much, too much ♪ ♪ too much this is more than just a new lust for you ♪ ♪ don't give up your heart you tell me something's gone wrong ♪ ♪ whole hearted whole hearted, you care you care you said you're dreaming ♪
♪ and they said what if it's all a dream that i'm on fire ♪ ♪ feel's like i'm on fire tell me you're not lying tell me you're not trying ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. fantastic. fantastic. drake! sampha! wow. "nothing was the sam" is in stores september 24th. and the would you like it tour kicks off in october. we'll be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪