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♪ you suck you suck like my worst team i knowou ready for this championship ring ♪ ♪ thas why i need a little becky shorty one get ?em dirty i ain?t tryin? to see ya knees clean ♪ ♪ yep, i know ya kind your favorite number must b69 ♪ ♪ tryin? to get ahead so i been ony grind about three legs so i won?t waste your time ♪ ♪ walk up in the spot don't test me aw she so sexy piercen her tongue ♪ ♪ enough to impress me ke me sprung got the bone come fetch me beat it like a drum ♪ ♪ get gangster joe pesci act hollywoo then she wood pecka peck me ♪ ♪ you?ll ain?t turnin? down fresh meat hey, look at her movin? ♪ ♪ shakin? all over the place way she do it, do it ♪ ♪ she do it derek cardigans on her face c?mon girl ♪ ♪ we got someere to meet now tell your home girl that you're leavin with me we gon? de ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: yeah! j nd, flo rida, nice job, guys! good job, man. nice work. goodo see you again, buddy. nice work. i want to thank guests, craig ferguson, jaimie axander, j rand, and of coursflo rida. tomorrow night, bi o'reilly, but jimmy faon happening
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right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> ste: from studio 6a in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents - tonight's guests are -- and featuring the gendary roots crew. and here he -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >>immy: welcome, welcome! thank you so much. that was feels good, right there. thank you. [ cheers andpplause ] oh, my gdness. what a great crowd. welcome everyby. great new rk city crowd right there. welcomto "late night with jimmy fallon" everybody. welcom all righ wow. well, guys, it is official. it is official. toronto mayor rob ford is officially the best. [ light laughter he is the best. this guy is unbelievable. the mayor of torontonow he has admitted that he bought crack. and now he may be forced to take a leave of absence. whicraises the question, "what the hell does he have though do to get fired?" [ laughter consider this cracthing a warning -- cheers and applause no more crack. hey, listen to this. aftehe admitted to buyin crack while in office, rob ford said yesterday that he sees mself as, quote, "a positive role model for kids."
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he paid for it -- [ cheers and applae ] the onomy right now -- u have to pay for your crack. itics like are like,how can you be on drugs and inspire kids?" then the makers ofyo gabba gabba," said, "it's actually easier than you think." [ laughter ] and is. they've been doing it for ars. [ apause ] they're good at it. >> steve: oy! >> jimmy: he's not t only on-- not the only one having problems. today presidt obama had a press conference where he said that fumbled the rollout o obamacar but the good news is he just got to signed to play running back for the oakland raiders. [ laughter ] [ cheers andpplause ] the raiders. they c do it. that's right. obamacare has beenothing but trouble here. inact, the department of homela security revealed tt hackers have attempted more than a dozen cyber atcks on the obamacare website, but couldn't get in. [ laughter ] theyouldn't get in there. [ applause ] then obama said "but wheyou, do, let us know how you did it." [ laughter a applause ] no one knows how tget into -- [ cheers and applae ] it's useless. that'sow bad it is. i'm going to move to toronto.
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that's it. i can't take it. >> steveit's not all that it's cracked up to be. >> jimmy: thank you. laughter ] more news. moreews out of washingto yesterda house speaker john boehneraid that the senate's immigration bill is so long thanobody has even read it -- that's nice. it ialways good to hear. always gooto hear the senate is taking the same approach on legislatn that i take with the itunes user agreement. yeah, yeah, i agree. [ cheers and applause ] i agre yeah, i agree. i agree to that. i accept. i accept. i agree. whatever. for all know just agreed to the face of herp. i have no idea, yeah -- [ laughter ] i agree. this is ry cool. i justeard the uk is planning
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to launch a fleet of se-driving cabs in 201 yeah. they are cabs that don't have anyone steering or watching the road. or as new york city calls those, cabs. [ laughter ] [ cheers and alause ] actually, new survey found that new york city cab drivers are the second best in the world. london cab drive are number one. but -- yeah. so we are justecond best. be we nted to find out what the cab ivers themselves thought abouthis. so we hit the streets to a them ithey really think they are second best. the ly catch was, they h to talk in the highest pitched voice they cou possibly do. check it out. >> do you think it is true london cab drivers arbetter than new york city cab drivers? [ high pitched talking ] >> -- i love the citand i love
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to drive. new york city cab drivers are [bleep] be ever. >> jimmy: the you go right there. [ cheers and applae ] nobody said no we asked them like -- just do it in a hi voice. ey're like, "that's cool, yeah, let's do it." i wa to say happy birthd to prince charles, who celebrated his 65th birthy today. cheers and applause ] happy birthday, prince charles. of course, the prie celebrated his bihday the way he always does. looking atis watch and then oking at queen elizabeth. [ lahter ] [ eers and applause ] then looking at hiwatch. then at queen elabeth. "come on! you have to be kiddi me!" this is kind of strange. marijuana advocates in colorado are now asking law makers to legalize t drug to use on aging pets. [ lit laughter ] when asked why maruana adcates were like -- "because it's funny." laughter ] they want to legalize weed for pets. it's gonna g awkward when you throw the steak and yo dog comes back and ilike, "wait, what was i supposed to be looking for again?" yeah. [ applause ] cheers and applause it's funny, yeah. eaking of weed, mike tyson is -- [ laughter ] --is coming o with a new
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moir where he reveals that he was high on drugs during most of his ghts. yeah. d you can kind of tell. i meanfor example, here's at tyson's fights looked like t us. crowd noises ] >> jimmy: ah. here'shat they looked like to mike tyson. ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my god. [ applause ] best fight -- can we see that again, that fight sequen? ♪ it iso good. wiiam shatner was like "that's it.
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i'm ly doing one take. that's it, yh." >> sve: that was blocking. >> jimmy: let's half speed. [ imitating shatner ] >> steve: what do yomean half speed? jimmy: listen to this, guys. i read that a owing number of women are joing the cia. [ applause ] that's right. isn't that gat? that's right, 46% of the people in theia are now women. which explains that new method of torture, the silent treatment. [ laughter ] "please just tell me what i did wrong." "o you know what you d." "i don know! i don't know whai did." eah, you do." [ laughter ] tell me. all right. applause ] i will ait it. i' talk. i'll talk. hey, guy ricky martin, our pal, ricky martin wrote a chilen's book called "santiago the dreamer." yeah, yeah. a lot of musicia are now coming out with children's books. look at some of these here. justin biebewrote "oh, the places you will get kicked out of." [ laughter ] billy y cyrus wrote "the
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givingaughter." that's aood one. filly, [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: oh, no y didn't. jimmy: yeah, i did. and finally, kanye west wrote -- "are you there, god? it is , god." [ eers and applause ] we have a great show! givet for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i wear your grandad's clhes i look incredie ♪ ♪ i'm in this bigass at fromhe thriftshop downhe road ♪ ♪ i wear your gndad's clhes i lo incredible ♪ ♪ i'm in this bigass coat from t thriftshop down the road ♪ ♪ i'm gonna pop some tags only got $20 in my pocket ♪ ♪ i'm, i'm, i'm huntin' looking for a me-up th is freaking awesome ♪ [ cheers and applae ]
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>> jimmy: that's my man right, wanz there. from macklemore and ryan lewis. [ cheers and alause ] tting here with the ots tonight. good tsee again,buddy. >> how you been? >> jimmy: i'm fantastic. what a year you arhaving. oh man, it's incredible. >> jimmy: it has been great man. i'm psyched. and i saw you at some restaurant. >> freak occurrence. >> jimmy: yeah. new york city is the best. i'm like, "dude, plee come on the show." now you are -- whenever i get a reason, ll come on. yoare doing your version of "the chrtmas song." >> i am. >> jimmy: what's going on with your finger there? you know, it is -- it is the kind i gentler version of "kiss me." >> jimmy: yes, okay, i g you. i ow what you are sayi, i think. [ laughter ] >> sort of. >> jimmy: you e doing the version of "the christmas song." it's streaming exclusively on latenightwithjimmy fallon.m. ooh la, la. and it will be available on itunes and azon on december 3rd. thanks for being here,uddy. go to see you. [ cheers and applause ] he's a talented man. we love you. we have ch a great show tonight. we have like the best showver tonight.
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it is the best. this guy is so great on "homeland." the talented, the dashing. damian lewiss here! [ cheers and applae ] one of my favorite comedia ever, would say. i don't want to overhype the guy, 'caushe might come out and not be funny. but it is up to him. he can choosto be funny or not cause he's a dmatic actor as we. he's d "24 hour party people." he's a great and dramatic actor in that, yeah. he wrote, produced and starred in this new movie, "ilomena." steve coog is stopping by. i love the guy [ chee and applause ] and music -- you can't beat our music tonight. oh my gosh, i love her so much. sheryl crow is here toght. [ chrs and applause ] >> sve: come on! >> jimmy: just awesome. sounds great. beautiful, talented. i love sheryl crow. and th damian, steve, cheryl and i are going to play a game charades. [ cheersnd applause ] quick shout-out. i went to go see bil crystal's one-man show last night. "700 sundays."
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i was cryingike a baby. it was embarrassin i was crying. it was opening night. and bette mier was there. elvis costello, derejeter. i saw him. i and was just weeping ifront ofll of them. [ light laughter ] it is such a nice show. it is ke, "700 sundays" isll the sundays he h. his father died whene was 15. so he calculated arod 700 sundays is all the time got topend with his dad. 's just really touching. reminds you of likehen you are a kid and you decide to be a comedian. like fir time you tell a jok something is fny, you perform in front of everyonen the living room. and then run to your room and you're like, "was it funny was it fny? what did they think?" you are listening to the reviews thugh the wall. i wajust -- it is really, really fny. it is ally touching. go see it. it's only a lited run. go see billy crystal's "700 sunys." great job. [ cheers and applause ] loved it. loved it. loved it. laughed. i crie [ applause ] he guys, it is time for "late nit hashtags." here we go.
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♪ ♪ashtags hashtags hatags hashtags ♪ ♪ hashtags >> jimmy: are you gu on twitter? anybody out there on twitter? [ cheers ] well, we are on twitter. we use twitter on oushow every single week. so, if you watch our show and want to play along we pl along, we do thithing every wednesday night. where i send out a hashtagnd we ask you guys to tweet u things bed on that topic. so since we are geing to the holidaseason, i went on twitter and started a hashtag called, "my weird relatives." and i asked to you tweet us something funny oreird about your relatives. i twted out -- i think it was a second cousin i have or something like tha he -- he used to pin his pajamas to his shes because he thought ghosts were pulling his pants f. [ lauger ] dudei don't know anything -- i was like, "what?" ghosts >> stevesure. >> jimmy: they're pulling his pants off. unbelievable. i don't know what's going on. anyway, we got thousands of tweets. in fact, within 20 minutes it was a worldwide trending topic. thank you for those tweets
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[ cheers and applause ] we're dominati right now. i love it. thank you, guys. now, i thought i'd share some of my favorite, "my weird relative" tweets from u guys. the first tweet is from @lewithjacob. he says, "my grandpa's headlights broke a instead fixi them, he duct taped flashlights to the front mper." [ ughter ] i'm pretty sure that's illeg. yeah. this ones om @landofcamelot. he says y uncle got banned from a chine buffet for trying to take home0 crab legs in his pocket." laughter ] 40 i can understd. 50, too much. this comes from @sweetcaroline14. she ys, "my aunt tapes her bangs to her forehead so they don't move and looeven." [ laughter ] od way to do it. this ones from @doofinyo-yo. [ laughter ] >>teve: you're a doofi yo-yo. >> jimmy: doofin' yoo. yeah. yeah, i was, yeah. so if you want that name, it's taken.
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somebody already is @dfin yo-y he says, "myncle always wraps our birthday gifts in the obituaries to remind us ho lucky we are to celebrate another year." [ ughter and applause ] that's just wrong. that is so aul. that dark. this one's from @sliz1120. >> steve: that name's taken, too. >> jimmy: again, that name is taken. yes. sliz. she says, "aer eating french ast my grandma pours the leftover syrup from our plates back into the ttle." [ audience ews ] >> steve: grandma! >> jimmy: ew. this one from @kinserbins. she says, "my cousin wears harry tter gear, owns his n wand and fers to all his ex-girlfrien as she who must not be named [ applau ] she who must not be named. oh, yeah, this one's definitely weird. this one ifrom @yessica. she says, "my cousin lost a tooth and instd of giving it
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to the tooth fairy he tad it to a stick to use as a wpon likeis ancestors did." [ laughter ] etty sure he's readi something wrong. ancestors. putting it at the end of a stick. >> steve: uses it as a stick weapon. >> jimmy: uses as a weapon? this last one isrom @daniellepunkett. she says, "my grandma used to send me her old bras. e christmas, i decorated my tr with them." there you go. [ cheers and applause ] there yohave it with those "late night hashtags." check out more of our favorites. go to hashtags. we will beight back with damian lewis. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ (man on tv) touchdown!
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[ eers and applause ] ♪ >> jmy: welcome back, everybody. oufirst guest is emmy and golden globe award winner for his portral of nicholas brody on "homeland." oh, he's great. a great tv show at is in the middlef its third season. it airs sundays at 9:00 p.m. onhowtime. please welcome back to our show. a talented man. he is damian lewis! [ chrs and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: damian lewis, you are a painting. welcome back tour show. what's growing on the face there? >> yh. [ light laughter ] oh, you noticed. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. hard to not look. this is movember! does anyone ow about movember? [ cheers and alause ] >> jimmy: movember. >> mo-vember. it was invented basically by a bunch of drunk australians in bunch of drunk australians in a bar. >> jimmy: is that right? [ australian a[ chee ] ent ] >> what can we do focharity that would be really f? [ lighlaughter ] >> jimmy: that's a great austrailian accent. [ auralian accent ] >> let's grow mustaches and put them on our lips. >> jimmy: what iit -- >> it raises awareness for prostate cancer. >> jimmy: does? [ light laughter ] it raises awarenesfor prostate cancer >> first of all, can iust ask a question? 40s matinee idol? or german po star? what do you think? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can decideor yourself. either way. that's a hanome style.
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i know what i'm going for, but i'm not sure is worked. >> jimmyhow long are you going to grow out? >> well, actually i'm going to do a film wi werner herzog just after chrtmas and nicole kman. and i -- he's edwardian -- and takes place in the first world war. and he has this azing kind of handlebar mustache. just sort ofoes like this and keeps going. so i started early to try and -- >> jimmy: oh, my gos >> -- to try and get there. >> jimmy: why don't you just get fake onend glue it on? >> i should have thoht of th. i'm gonna be in the desert and the sastorms. tting the glue. >> jimmy: oh, no. yeah, that would bridiculous. that wld take me a year to grow tha >> reall >> jimmy: yeah. how long doethat take you to grow? >> 363 days. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you beate by a couple of ys. yeah two days. >> jmy: it looks good, though. i dot get monovember. why? because of mustache? >> cause "mo" as in -- yeah. >> jimmy: "mo" whnot grow -- growvember. >>t's a bit of stretch. growmber. we are going to repaage this right here. [ cheers and applause ] growvember. that's better.
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>> jimmy: or decem-beard. [ laughter ] >> decemeard. >> jimmy: dem-beard. >> so you just srt with this and en just the rest of it join up. >> jimmyexactly. 's like the santa claus come to real life. >> i le that. >> jimmy: congrats on "homeland." ohmy god. everytime i see u, you are winning an award. [ cheers and applause ] you e great. we love you. it is such a bigit. actually got spoofed b"sesame street" i w the other day. they did, "homelamb." l-a-m-b. what were you -- bahh-rody. >>ahh-rody. >> jimmy: yeahyou were bahh-rody. >> i'm othe lamb. and then i thi i actually just sit on a lamb. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: hocool is that? >> like a red-aded wolf. >>immy: do you show your kids? do you kids get a kick out of that? do they see it? >> you know, they haven't seen it yet. when we go drive them to school every morning, we would get stuck in traffic rig outside. right next to this enormous poster of me and claire. and my kids e 5 and 6 years old. they'd just be sitting there
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going -- "what -- day --." [ ght laughter ] theyre so confused by it we were opped day after day in traffic. next to this enormous poster. this billboard of "homeland." but they don't wanwatch it, viously, because dad does not nice this on "homeland." [ ght laughter ] they are not allowed to see that. >> jimmy: sohey have no idea what that is and your just like, "yeah, we ju put that up for n." [ laughter ] >> b now, as a result, ty just go up to straeners shping malls and go, "daddy is in 'homeland'." [ lauger ] they have no idea what it is. they have idea what it is. jimmy: that's cute. [ applause now, for those not filiar with the show, do you wanna catch us up on what's happening wit "homeland"? i haven't en that much of it this seaso >> well, you know, i had to go away to grow a mustache. [ light laughter ] [ talking over each other ] >> but you know, i -- i -- all i can say is -- >>immy: -- i've had yoon. i've had claire on, and mandy. and none of you guysill talk about thshow. >> i know.
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looklook, there is almost a full half a season left. >> jimmy: that'srue. >> a brody is going to be in almost all of it. [ chee and applause ] >> jimmy: theryou go. there you . i'll take that. i'll take thats a spoiler. so that's something. i want to show a clip ofou here. here we have nicholas brody still on t run in "homeland" with a shaved ad. checit out. >> i'd say youeft where you were. >> carrie,ho's the one to know? this is it for you. end of t line. ♪ >> jimmy: you have aood bald head. [ eers and applause ] our thks to damian lewis. do not miss "homeland" sundays at:00 on showtime. we are going tplay charades after the break. stick around, everybody.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> thank you. >> jimmy: steve d i are one team and damia you are going to be very happy with your partner as well. please welcome a best lling musical artist and multie grammyward winner. as well as the expert charades player miss sheryl ow! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hi. i'm nervous about this. >> jimmy: you should be rvous out this. yeah. what's going on? >> you can't get that r you? >> jimmy: all right. so now -- [ light lahter ] you can't gethat for him. >> i love him. >> jimmy: it that mustache. he's crazy. all right. everyone knows how to play charades, yes? l right, here we go. so each player gets turn givingilent clues to their teammate 45 secon on the clock per turn. first two rounds are worth one point each. damian, because you are the one wearing the musthe for vember you get to goirst. [ light lauger ] so we'll sit over here. yeah, yeah, ah. sheryl, you can sit over here. >> so i have to stay here? >> jimmyyes, you stay up there.
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pick any one. >> i pick anyone. >> jimmy: yes ofourse. there you go all right. [ whistling ] [ light laughter >> whistling. whistling! >> jimmyno, we are not playi yet. we are not plang yet. can't believe i got such an easy one up first. >>immy: okay. ready? go. a song. it sounds li. on the nose. four words. i can't follow you. second word. small word it. a. e. and. s. is. in. [ light laughter ] inside. in. in. okay. good. third word. in love. oh, small. the? in the? smaller. in it. a. in a. in a. okay. i think i'm get somewhere. [ light lauger ]
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in a. fourth word. clap. in a, in a glass. in a glass in a glass. in a cup. in a vase. >> jimmy: how mu time on the clock, here? [ laughter ] in a vase. in a jug. in a swallow. in a -- a drink. in a dnk. [ buzzer ] [ sad tuba ] >> message ia bottle. >> ah! >> jimmy: meage in a bottle? >> time in a btle. >> jmy: ooh, a little jim croce. >> time in a btle nice. >> that was good. >> a little jicroce. >> jimmy: that was goo you diyou a good job. [ cheers and alause ] >> why didn't you just do time? >> jimmy: u could have done time anyway. what number you guys? [ audience yelling numbers ] eight. everyone yelled eight. i don't know why. [ light laughter ] hmm. [ laughter okay. >> book. o words. second wor [ laughter ] guy. pants. sky. sky. sa butt.
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>>immy: you are in engnd. i don't know what they call it there. [ laughter >> hands. >> jimmy: maybe ha you this evening england as well. [ laughter ] >> up. oh, yes. up. first word. sleep. sleep ass. [ laughter ] >> jmy: that's sleep app. it is very cse. >> sleep b sleep go-bye. [ buzzer ] [ sad ba ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sleep good-bye. that's tough. sorry. "good night, mn." >> "good night, moon," yes. >> jimmy: "good nigh moon." [ all talking over each other ] [ laughter ] rry about that. >> your clues weread. >> jimmy: no, th were not bad! they were fantastic. >> did you ever moon anybody? no. we did allhe time. >> they are guing already. we are in. >> jimmy: all right. we'rplaying a mental gam here we go. [ crowd shouting numbers ] i think you are gointo be good. >> oh, oh, okay.
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wait, i have tthink about this. oh. oh. [ light laughter ] good, she is worried. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. she is worried. yeah. okay. >>o you know what it is? >> yeah, yeah. >> okay, good. >> yh, yeah, yeah. okay. >> film. [ talking over each other ] yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: philip. >> philip stop. no film. >> two words. >> okay. >>irst word. arm. sleeve. jack. leathe leather. material. plastic. c. nail. [ laughter ] black. varnish. black. lack stallion." "black beauty." "black dahlia." "black swan." [ cheers and applae ] ♪ >> jmy: that was so good. oh, my gosh. that was good. now for e master. >> it was good, but i'm a sore loser. >> jimmy: i'm a sore loser. let'go, steve coogan. let's do thi my man. ay.
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>> "black swan," though. th was great. >> jimmy: that was great. >> okay, well, okay. >> jimmy: i lovehis. i love the confidence. >> okay. >> jmy: yes! ready? >> jimmy: yeah! >> it is a film. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: first word. fight. club. cheers and applause ] ♪ th's one of my favorite films. it's a charades showdown now. okay. me andou have go at the sa time. we have get our partners to guess. whver wins this wins t whole thing. >> we ha to go at the same time? >> jimmy: ah, we'll go at the same time. >> on the me clue or different clues? >> jimmy: same clue. yeah, we can dthis. it is all about speed. and whoever wins, wins a t-shir i don't ow. [ laughter ] what number? [ audienceells numbers ] ready? >> this is like speed dating. [ laughter ] >> it was st great being here.
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[ laughter ] >> jmy: all right. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right. >> just say when. jimmy: ready? >> yeah. >> play. >> okay. three word third word. kick. kick. >> jimmy: don'do what i'm doing. [ laughter ] >> firstord. a. "chorus line"! [ cheers and alause ] ♪ >> jmy: you have to give clues. the champions, righthere. daan lewis, sheryl cro the champs. steve coogan. we will right back with mor "late nit." [ cheers a applause ] ♪ ♪ my, oh my.ould you look at that? girl, we couldake some beautiful music together! she's slender, she's portable, and silver! wha? oh she didn't. she just tooher top off?
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please welcome steve coogan! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmyyou made it. thank you so much. >> i know. you have been aski for me a ng time to do this and i have been playing hard to get. >> jimmy: yeah, ally. you have been playing hard to get. >> treat themean, keep them ke. >> jimmy: is that thway it is? >> yeah. jimmy: we have been trying to get steve coogan on the show forever, and you still --you don't -- >> i didn't have anything to talk about before. now i've got something to talk about. we would just talking about you and meand that would get boring. >> jimmy: no, but i want to talk about you. we want to know more about you here. congrats on the alan paridge vie over in the uk. number one movie in the uk. >>eah, yeah. [ applause ] >> jim: how does that feel that's gotta feel good, right? >> yeah, it is great. yeah the itics liked it and people showed up to see it. whatore can you want? yeah. >> jmy: when's it coming out here?
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>> it is coming out here next april. >> jimmy: next apr, and what was it called? >> it is calle"alpha papa," which is the police langua for --e initials for al partridge. aap, "alpha papa." >> jimmy: love alan partridge. it's unbelievable wh a charcer you developed with alan partridge. i actually have the app, you have an app. you can get an app on itun. alan ptridge. 's like a deejay. you look through my music an you will deejay myetlist. >> yeah. i mean, i wrote the characte but my tworiters do the apps. i have never seen thapps. it's just a fan thing, so obviously you ow about it. [ lauger ] i have never seen it. >>immy: you have to check it out. really. it is only 99 cents. >> only 99 cents - >> jimmy: well in england, it's probably like two poun -- >> i will definitely download it. >> jimmy: or two euros. obviousl i'm a big fan here. your buddy, chris mart, he loves you as well. here's us reading your boo [ laughter ] he gave me this book and we were just readingo each other. >> i know, that was instagm. i think chris martin sent me picturof it, actually. >> jimmy: yeah.
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what's the name of your book? is it , alan?" >> "i, partridge." >>immy: "i, partridge. >> yeah. simple, classic, y know. beautiful --you lay across the -- >>immy: it's just awesome. you ha to read it. it's really good. i gotta to say ao "the trip." if you haven't seen this movie, "the trip" with rob brydon. >> yeah, did. it is like aoad movie. >> jmy: i loved it so mu. the sce that everyone probly brings up to you is you and rob getting in an argument, who does tter michael caine impression. >> that's right, it went viral on youtube jimmy: youtube "steve coogan, michael caine" and y will see it, probably, right? >> yeah. we had a michael caine-off. [ lahter ] >> jimmy: because he does very good michael caine. >> he does the michael caine. would yodo the -- [ imitating caine michael caine from "batm." you lk like that. [ normal voice ] i did the michael cae -- [ as caine ] -s a little bit young. [ cheers and applause ] you are not gettinit nasal enough, jimmy. you are not shoung enough. [ laughter ] i'm doing the mr. yne. this is mr. wayne. whene does mr. bruce way.
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there's something with his nose - [ talking over eacother ] i don't know why. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, god. i ju love it so much. [ cheersnd applause ] how did you get into doing all thoscharacters and comedns? who'd you love? >> well, i used to listen to all monty pyon stuff. mewhile, i'm so old the were no vcrs. when i was growing up. i used to take --they're called cbs --those were the cassette recorder, the microphone -- >> jimmy: i did the same thing. >> and point it at the tv just to hear the sounrack of them of them,f whatever -- and if it was a siom, something like "fawlty tows" or whatever, i would -- i'd ay the tape of the show back, a then jt describe the visuals. so, there would be a guy there, and i'd say, "okay, he is ing to a door now. [ laughter ] "now he's tting in his car." >> jimmy: yeah, u were a human vcr. u and the first evercr. >> you'd just do funny voices. people woulday, "oh, what was that show on tv last nht? stev you describe it." and i would just kd of act it out, and that's thway it was. >> jimmy: and now here you are,
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you co-wte this movie, "philomena," and produced it a well with dameudi dench. >> yeah. >> jimmydo you call her dame judi deh? >> you cl her dame judi denc >> jimmy: yes. >> i just call her judi. jimmy: oh, very goo thank yovery much for clearing that up. how is it acting wither? >> wl, it was a bit scary. i mean, i wrote the skit, and i went to her. i said, "i think this is a part for this older ly. i thinshe might be interested in playing her." so i went to her house and i knocked on the door, this cottage in the sussex cotryside, and the door opened anthere was "m." >> jimmy: she's "m" from the bond movies. >> "m" from the bo movies. >> jimmy: did you see james bond? >> it was as close as ll ever get to meeting james bd, frany. i actuly had to escort her through yoknow when i come to erica, it is -- they take forever going through security. because i mit be al qaeda. oh, nothat's damian. that's right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's "homeland." >> and -- and -- because it takes longer. when i came througwith dameudi dench, i've neve gotten through secity faster in my life.
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they just whisked r through. this is thhead of mi-5. [ laughter ] and we'll let that guy behind her come throughs well. >> jimmy: ah, yeah, just walk in throughith like a bazooka. like, hey, everybody did you end up doing any bond impersonatns for her? >> well, i did. i can do -- i am getting ready for my bond impersonations. >> jimmy: w many bonds can you do? >> i can do -- i can -- everyo can do sean connery. you go to a party, there all e drunk guys. and i had to show up in an original outfit. anpierce brosnan, that a difficult one. okay. [ as moore ] well, everyone knows tha roger moore has th rather deep voice. ke this. as connery ] and -- most people can do sean connery, but they can'tet the depth. [ laughternd applause ] >>immy: you did get the depth. as brosnan ] >> but pierce osnan has this slight sorof irish that you can detect when he saks. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. that is so good.
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[ applause ] [ as brosnan ] >> james bond, jamesond. p of the morning to u. >> jmy: he does have a little bit irish. yeah, a little bit. just a little bit. >> jimmy: yoare a talented guy. i want everybody to go check out this movie, "philomena." here is a clip of steve ogan. >> so, plomena, how are you? >> i'm all right. i had a hip replacement last year, martin. >> nice. >> it is much betterhan the bone one i had before. and it's titanium d full thrust. >> oh. that's good job. otherwise, i'd have to oil you like thein man. >> is that right? >> no, i mean like "e wizard of oz." >> he's just joking, mam. [ laughs ] [ applause ] jimmy: steve coogan. "phimena" is in theaters november 22nd. sheryl crow performs next. come on back, everybody. ♪ this is the quicksilr cash back cardrom capital one.
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the song, "callin' me when i'm lonely" from h latest album "feels like me." with a little help from the roots, please welcome sheryl cw! [ cheersnd applause ] ♪ ♪ friday nit and it's snowing outside i'm all one here watching it ll ♪ ♪ tv's on but the souns turned down somehow knew he'd know to call right now ♪ ♪ i ohta just let it ring cause every me it's the same damn thing ♪ ♪ why's always gottbe calling me when i'm lonely it's so wrong to be leading me on and i can't sano ♪ ♪ he swears that 's gonna be differenthis time but it won't be ♪ ♪ why's he always gotta be
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calling mehen i'm lonely ♪ ♪ he left a mesge saying was only 15 minutesway th's just enough time for me ♪ ♪ to figure out if i should stayr leave but if i thinit through i ain't got nothing better than you ♪ ♪ why's he always gta be calling me when i'm lonely 's so wrong to be leading me on and i can'say no ♪ ♪ he swrs that it's gonna be different ts time but it won'te ♪ ♪ w's he always gotta be calling me when i'm lonely 's at the front door now with his magic smile ♪
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♪ and he'll be gone tomorrow but right now 's mine for a littlehile ♪ ♪ ♪ why's he alwaysotta be calling me when i'm lonely it's so wrong to be ading me on and i cantay no ♪ ♪ he swears that it's gonna be different thitime but it won't be ♪ ♪ why's he always gotta be calling me when i'm lonely why's he always gottbe calling me when i'm lone ♪
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♪ [ chrs and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! sher crow! you're the best. "feels like home" is in stores right now. we'll be right back, erybody. cheers and applause ♪
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>> jimmy: my thanks damianewis, steve coogan, sheryl crow. wanz right there! [ cheers andpplause ] and the greatest band in late night the roots, ladieand gentmen. stay tuned for carson daly. thanks for wating. have a good night. hope to seyou tomorrow. bye-bye, erybody. [ cheers and applause ♪


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