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relief effort. >> the players and coaches taping this message here. they pledged $75,000 to the ongoing relief efforts. now, this is in addition to the 50,000 they already pledged. they donated that money earlier in the week. the raiders and the a's also made sigtd pledges. >> it is nice to see. the whole team gathered on the practice facility. >> their neighborhood, that's where they work and train and play. >> it is nice. thanks for joining us here at 11:00. have a safe commute tomorrow morning. >> easy on the wet roads out there. good night. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- edward norton. riz ahmed. president of nintendo of
america, reggie fils-amie. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 586, michigan! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that's what i'm talking about right there. welcome. thank you so much. please enjoy yourself. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome. welcome to the "tonight show." this is it. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] a great show we have. first, here's what people are
talking about. this is pretty big, on the "today show" this morning, "time magazine" announced that donald trump is its person of the year. [ audience groans ] [ cheers ] then al roker said, "now let's check out the protests happening in your neck of the woods." [ laughter and applause ] get this, there are reports that trump will be getting a a golden-doodle puppy when he takes office. [ light laughter ] and this is very interesting. to teach it how to beg and roll over, they actually brought in mitt romney. [ laughter and applause ] isn't that amazing? >> steve: really? wow. >> jimmy: you wouldn't think that he's -- >> steve: multitalented. >> jimmy: well, listen to this. a real estate agency that sells apartments inside trump tower, is advertising the new 24-hour presence of secret service agents as a, quote, new amenity. [ laughter ] while they're advertising the eggs that hit your windows as free grocery delivery. [ laughter and applause ] every night, around midnight. i guess, not everyone is
impressed with trump. in fact yesterday, chinese state media called donald trump a diplomatic rookie, who has an inability to keep his mouth shut. or as trump reported it, "they just called me young and outgoing. thank you, china. thank you, china." [ laughter and applause ] well guys, anthony weiner is back in the news. [ cheers ] [ laughter ] as the "new york post" is reporting that he's been calling up his friends in the restaurant industry for advice and job leads. [ light laughter ] actually, i think there are many opportunities for an anthony weiner owned restaurant. for -- for example, he could open up "p.f. wang's." [ laughter ] i mean, that's not bad. he could try opening up a a "cinnaboner." [ laughter ] and of course, who wouldn't enjoy going to "howard's johnson." [ laughter and applause ] there's different opportunities. >> steve: any of those would be great. he could also be the spokesman for hardee's.
>> jimmy: what's that? [ light laughter ] >> steve: he could also be a a spokesman for hardee's. [ laughter ] or in-n-out. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: starbucks is planning -- did you hear about this, higgins? this is great. you love italy. you love italian food. >> steve: love it. love pizza, love everything. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, italians in the house. two people here. lll starbucks, this is good news, they're planning to open italian bakeries, in new york city and chicago that will serve pizza. that's great. because if there's anywhere you can't get a good slice of pizza, it's new york city and chicago. [ cheers and applause ] [ brooklyn accent ] hey, where we gonna get a slice today? >> steve: hey, well then, let's go to starbucks and get a a slice. >> jimmy: let's go down to starbucks, over here. >> steve: let's get a venti slice. >> jimmy: i want a grande slice. [ laughter ] >> seth: garflin? slice for garflin? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: ah, this is pretty crazy. i read that a group of thieves in the u.k. stole $10,000 worth
of designer clothes, by pretending to be mannequins when a department store was locking up for the night. [ light laughter ] so, it looks like somebody finally won the "mannequin challenge." [ cheers and applause ] i'm like, not bad. not bad. not bad. and finally, i read that the popular, fireball whiskey, is now being sold in a box that has 3.5 liters of whiskey inside. [ cheers ] bringing one home is the perfect way to tell your family, "i'm definitely going to ruin christmas this year." there you go. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight! give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: what a crowd. it's been a great week so far. there's more ahead tomorrow night.
robert de niro will be here! [ cheers and applause ] we also have pharrell williams in the house. [ cheers and applause ] then on friday, dwayne johnson will be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] plus kevin nealon and gary clark jr. and thank you notes. it's going to be a good show on friday. but first we have a fantastic show tonight. from the new film, "collateral beauty", edward norton it here. [ cheers and applause ] what an actor. >> steve: lovely man. >> jimmy: he's a good dude. a great, great, great actor. plus, he's had a breakout year. from the giant new movie, "rogue one: a star wars story", riz ahmed is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] he can rap, too. he's a good rapper. and then i'm very excited about this, you guys. tonight, the president of "nintendo of america", reggie fils-amie, is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] he's going to show us,
something new from nintendo. he won't say. >> steve: ooh, don't even. >> jimmy: probably the -- the app on the -- on the iphone that's coming up. "run, mario, run", that he's probably going to show us. but anything nintendo is so fun. and i -- i just feel like he's going to do something tonight that's going to be really cool. but i -- nintendo is the jam. >> steve: yeah, that's it. >> jimmy: i love it so much. i know, any -- any trivia i can tell you. i know shigeru miyamoto. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: you guys know him? nintendo, he's like, the mastermind, the brains. [ cheers ] this guy -- so how about this. so he comes -- you know the videogame "donkey kong?" >> steve: yes, i'm familiar with it. >> jimmy: he -- he created that, 1981. and do you know what it was based on? >> steve: what? >> jimmy: does anyone know what the game is based on? "popeye." >> steve: ah. >> jimmy: yeah, nintendo was asked to make a game for "popeye." and then they go, "why don't we just make up our own character?" so bluto is now an ape. and popeye is mario, and olive oyl is the princess. >> steve: wow, wow. [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: yeah. i'm a series, like, a nintendo
trivia nut, yeah. [ light laughter ] yeah, it was called "donkey kong" because it translated from a japanese -- donkey is like a stubborn animal. a stubborn ape. so that's how you got "donkey kong." so then he created the character mario from that. so mario brothers -- "super mario brothers", he created that too. yeah, miyamoto. and then he created the "legend of zelda." >> steve: what!? [ cheers and applause ] mind blown! >> jimmy: what is his problem? he's too creative. just stop making things. you already did it. you hit a home run with "donkey kong." go home. >> steve: done. you're done. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: leave everyone else -- let everyone else do something. >> steve: no, he cannot. >> jimmy: it's like, yeah. but anyways, he's a genius. and i love nintendo so much. so, they're going to be here tonight. reggie fils-amie, and it's just going to be fun. we'll see something cool. [ cheers and applause ] something cool. i'm so excited about the show. guys, like many people, we are big fans of podcasts here on the show. we always talk about that. i listen to them all the time. and because of that, we thought
it would be fun, to have our very own "tonight show" podcast. so we started recording one called the "tarik and adler show." starring our own tarik trotter, from the roots, and one of our writers, jonathan adler. there they are. [ cheers and applause ] now, keep in mind, these two barely know each other. they have rarely spoken aside from an awkward head nod in the hallway. [ light laughter ] [ laughter ] well, tonight we have a special holiday installment of their podcast. it's pretty fun, even though they're still working on their chemistry. please enjoy. >> tarik: hey, what's up? this is tarik. >> and this is adler. >> tarik: and this is the holiday edition or the, "tarik and adler podcast." >> have you ever been at a a party, or something, where you found yourself under mistletoe unknowingly? >> tarik: not unknowingly. it's always -- yeah, you know -- no one finds themselves under mistletoe unknowingly. like, if you're under the mistletoe, it's on [ bleep ] purpose. [ laughter ] >> let's say, we happen to find ourselves standing under the
mistletoe? what -- what happens? >> tarik: i mean, that's essentially like, the kiss cam. so -- >> is that what's gonna happen? >> tarik: yeah, something's gonna happen. [ laughter ] >> office holiday party, we've been at the same office holiday party for several years. i don't know that we've ever spoken at it. >> tarik: hmm, wow. wow. yeah, i do -- i know we've never spoken. at the office party. 'cause i thought you just started working here. [ laughter ] >> it's been four years. >> tarik: several years? that's crazy. but, eggnog i'm totally against. >> you don't like eggnog? >> tarik: absolutely not. >> i've never had it. >> tarik: oh, okay. >> is it alcoholic? or not always? >> tarik: i think it's always -- well, it's always alcoholic. >> we should knock back some eggnog together. >> tarik: psh, not. [ laughter ] >> have you ever thought about the fact that, if you got really big, you could put the word big in front of your name? 'cause you're a rapper. that you could be "big tarik." >> tarik: yeah well, my name is
"black thought." and i don't -- i think "big black thought" is a just -- [ laughter ] >> well, think about it. >> tarik: i will, i will. i'll give it a big black thought. [ laughter ] >> are there any famous christmas raps? >> tarik: yeah well, you know, the most famous christmas rap of all is run d.m.c.'s, you know, "christmas in hollis." >> you're saying this like, i know that song. >> tarik: i mean, i'm really disappointed that you -- that you don't know what i'm talking about. ♪ ♪ it was december 24th on hollis ave in the dark when i seen a man chilling with his dog in the park ♪ ♪ i approached very slowly with my heart full of fear looked at his dog oh my god an ill reindeer ♪ ♪ >> i was waiting for you to say, take it, adler. [ laughter ] >> tarik: take it adler, take it away. ♪ >> well, what else should we talk about? >> tarik: great. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what else should we talk about? give it up for tarik and adler, everybody. there they are right now. [ cheers and applause ] stick around, we'll be right back with more of the "tonight show," everybody! come on back.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody! welcome back. welcome back! thank you for being here. we're very excited here at our network, nbc, because we have thursday night football. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] it's giant. we're all excited about that. so we're all getting -- everyone's into it. it's a big deal over here. so we're in week 14 of the nfl season. and the big thursday football matchup is between the raiders and the chiefs. [ cheers and applause ] right here on nbc. now, as you know, at the end of very season, they give out awards. like most valuable player. but they also give out awards during the season. did you know that? >> steve: no, i wasn't aware of that. >> jimmy: they give out awards during the season. >> steve: like what? >> jimmy: well, like ones that are in high school yearbooks. like class clown, most likely to succeed. >> steve: those awards or things like that? >> jimmy: they give those awards during the season. >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: so with that in mind, it's time for "tonight show's"
superlatives. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ tonight show superlatives ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: you've never heard of these awards? >> steve: i've never heard of these awards. i want to learn. >> jimmy: they come out during the season. >> steve: during the season in football? >> jimmy: not at the end of the ones. yeah. let me give you an example. >> steve: give me one example. >> jimmy: the first player is cairo santos. he's a place kicker for the chiefs. he was the most likely to ask his barber for the mid-90's mom. >> steve: wow. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: see what i'm saying? >> steve: they gave him an award for that? >> jimmy: yeah, he's excited. yeah. got an award. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: next up, from the raiders, is jon condo. [ light laughter ] he was voted most likely to open his glove box and have 200 empty 5-hour energy bottles. [ laughter and applause ] i'm ready! >> steve: eat football! >> jimmy: eat football? [ grunting ] who would say eat football? that doesn't make sense. >> steve: it's a motto, that's why he's got tattoos. >> jimmy: up next is
eric fisher from the chiefs. he was voted most likely to be spock's older brother who is home from college. [ laughter and applause ] spork. half vulcan, half -- sigma kai. >> steve: sigma kai. >> jimmy: sigma kai, yeah. [ light laughter ] up next is raiders linebacker james cowser. he was voted most likely voted to make his face while slowly rising out of the jacuzzi. [ laughter and applause ] i didn't even know you were there. >> steve: i've been there the whole time. good day. >> jimmy: would you hand me my shorts, please? thank you. >> steve: and my cape and top hat. >> jimmy: good day to you. >> steve: good day to you. >> jimmy: how long were you holding your breath? >> steve: three hours. >> jimmy: three hours and 15 seconds. >> steve: beat the record. >> jimmy: our next player is tyler bray. he was voted most likely to buy all his clothes at a store called men's werewolf house. [ laughter ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: interesting. >> steve: you're gonna love the way you look. [ howling ] baby, you're gonna love the way you look. >> jimmy: i love the way i look. [ light laughter ]
here's daniel sorensen. there he is. he got most likely to come up to in times square and ask for directions to times square. [ laughter ] where is the times square? [ applause ] let's go to starbucks and get pizza. [ laughter ] up next is laurent duvernay-tardif. he was voted most likely to have everyone mumble his name when they sing him happy birthday. [ laughter ] ♪ happy birthday dear [ mumbling ] [ laughter ] here's gabe jackson. he was voted most likely to name his kids cheesecake and factory. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh my god. >> jimmy: that's a nice name. >> steve: a great name. >> jimmy: that's a great name. original. >> steve: as original as the older sister. she's friends with spork. >> jimmy: finally, from the chiefs is eric murray. he was voted most likely to be cast as kid number three in a a flintstones vitamins commercial. [ laughter ] there you guys have it. those are your "nfl superlatives." we'll be right back with
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is an academy award-nominated actor who stars alongside will smith in the new movie "collateral beauty," which opens december 16th. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome edward norton! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i couldn't believe you just -- >> we're laughing because the last time i was here, i came out ahead of my queue in the middle of it.
>> jimmy: no, but also because i just saw you backstage, and i went to give you the handshake and pull you in for the hug, and you go, "come on, dude. just go for the hug." >> yeah, bring it in. >> jimmy: yeah, and then -- i just did it too you now. and you handshook -- >> and i took your hand, and walked away. >> jimmy: and walked away, yeah. [ laughter ] >> it's like -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what's wrong with you? i never know you zig when i think you're gonna zag, man. thanks for coming back to the show. i appreciate it. i have a lot to ask you. >> okay. >> jimmy: one is, i heard this crazy story that you saved leonardo dicaprio's life. now, is this a true story? i think it is. >> it is a true story. it's -- i mean, i should preface this by saying, like, leo's like a very, very old friend of mine. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and we're -- and our friendship is totally based in our mutual passion for environmental advocacy, and climate change work. [ cheers and applause ] i mean, he's a great actor. but we've never worked together. we've never done anything together. we've just, we've been friends completely in and around that. and so we've taken a lot of
trips together to amazing places. we've gone diving together, and gone to see a lot of incredible natural wonders together. in this case, we were on a a diving trip in the galapagos islands. >> jimmy: beautiful. >> and we were with other friends. and we were with the oceanographer, sylvia earle, the famous oceanographer, and fisher stevens who made the film with leo recently -- >> jimmy: oh yeah. he just did that. >> "before the flood," yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and leo -- i love him, but he's, like -- he's very addicted to devices and things like that, right? and i know this about him. like, he's, like, the human equivalent of call waiting. [ light laughter ] he's, like -- he's, like -- if you're talking to him, he's totally -- but then, he's checking because this club might be blowing up or that club might -- he's trying to figure out which club he's blowing up, and which israeli supermodel turned 18 four hours ago. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ and he's -- >> jimmy: he's got that app? >> he's got it. >> jimmy: yeah, good for him. [ laughter ] >> and the thing is. the thing is, like, you'll be in the galapagos, and i'll be
like, "that club is in new york. it doesn't matter." >> jimmy: "we're in the galapagos." >> "you can't go to it, so just put it away." >> jimmy: so he's under the water? >> so, we're underwater and he has -- sylvia earle has this, probably, like, $15,000-camera rig, and leo has this crappy little, like, after-market, like, snapshot digital camera in some sort of a housing -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> but he's obsessed, you know. he's underwater like this, all the time. and we call him unlucky leo, because he -- >> jimmy: really? [ laughter ] >> for a couple of -- yeah, exactly. that's the thing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the one thing i would never call him. >> exactly. [ laughter ] but you have to understand. leo has had -- leo has almost had a parachute not open on him, sky diving on his birthday. he's had a plane engine blow up on him. and my wife and i make this joke. >> jimmy: yeah, i've heard this. >> we're like, "let's not do adventurous things with leo because he's like -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> bad things happen to him. >> jimmy: and you're in the water with him. >> so, we're in the water, and after a while i'm looking around and i realize he's just not there. he's not around. and i think to myself, like, "i
know leo. i know how he is with his devices. he's probably got his face in that camera, and he's gone way off, like, following these things." and we're almost at the end of the dive. and i'm just thinking i should just go check on him. i start swimming out, like, deep into the ocean. and i'm coming along, and way off in the murk, like, a shark, you know. i see something, and then i see it's leo, and he's coming toward me. i can see from, like, 50 yards away his eyes are like this big. and he's going like this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not good, either way. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i don't know what the means, but i'm like, "i don't know. that's not good." >> there's two things you should know. one is, we're only about 50 feet deep, and all he had to do is go up. [ laughter ] like, he could have gone up at any time. >> jimmy: yeah, but i would have freaked out, too. i get nervous in a mr. turtle pool. [ laughter ] >> because i know this, and i know he's not thinking of it. i had the horrible instinct to let him get close to me, and then pull back. >> jimmy: what's wrong with you? edward, don't do that. >> no, but i -- so i give it to
him. and he's like -- >> jimmy: you saved -- you gave him oxygen? >> we did the buddy breathe thing, you know, and we go up. and he's like falling all over me like, "oh, buddy, buddy, you saved my life. you saved me," you know. and i'm like, "let's get out of the water. like, let's not do this here." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's like, "oh, we got to go to 1oak right now. it's blowing up. let's go celebrate." [ laughter ] "let's swing over to this club down there. i found this club." >> and, you know, i never -- it didn't seem dramatic to me. i think it did to him. >> jimmy: dude, you saved his life. >> yeah, but -- >> jimmy: good for you. [ cheers and applause ] you're a buddy, the buddy system. you actually did it. you're a buddy. we have to talk about your movie as well. this is, is this your first time working with will smith? >> it's my first time doing movies with will smith. i mean, musically -- >> jimmy: where you guys rap? >> yeah, well, i mean -- [ laughter ] i don't know. when dj jazzy jeff went out of the scene quietly -- >> jimmy: i know. you came in with a keytar. [ laughter ]
>> i was in there. it's -- we've been at it a long time. >> jimmy: oh, yeah? >> it hasn't been released. i don't know when will's gonna say. >> jimmy: probably never, yeah. [ laughter ] gosh. >> but, no. it's the first time. >> jimmy: and the movie's great. the script, the idea is -- >> it's very -- it's actually -- it struck me a lot like not to use an obvious one, but "it's a wonderful life" or -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> or films that i love like "terms of endearment" that do touch on -- it touched on very serious themes about how life is challenging. but it's a very -- it's also very funny and very accessible. and i think, ultimately, it's very wise. i kind of think at the end of the year -- it's not so much a a christmas thing. but at the end of the year, i think, we all, ultimately, look forward to the next year and say, like, "how am i going to put things in better balance? how can i be a better version of myself?" and i think this movie speaks a a lot to those impulses to kind of balance your life better. >> jimmy: i want to show a a clip. here's edward norton and will smith in "collateral beauty." take a look at this.
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♪ ♪ ♪ all the care your family needs. all connected for you. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is an incredible actor, whom you may know from his work in the much buzzed about hbo series "the night of," which is great. also, films like "jason bourne" and "nightcrawler." you can see him in the highly anticipated new movie "rogue
one: a star wars story," which opens in theaters and imax 3d december 16th. everybody, please welcome riz ahmed! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to the show. thank you for being here. >> thank you for having me. this is nuts. >> jimmy: no, please. we have such an amazing year. i want to get into all this. >> jimmy: do people recognized you from the "bourne" movies or from "the night of" in america? >> well, yes it's different between the uk and america. most americans just kind of know me from "the night of." so, in the uk, it's like, i don't know, people might stop you and they might of seen some obscure film you did back in the day. >> jimmy: yeah.
>> but it's a bit different in america. like people just shout from across the street. "yo, nas did you kill her?" [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: don't tell anyone. don't say anything. >> americans show appreciation in a different way. >> jimmy: a different way. yeah, absolutely yeah. and now you're in "rogue one: a a star wars story." this is -- you're in the "star wars" family. the "star wars" universe. now, is this exciting? did you freak out? did you know you were auditioning for "star wars"? >> you know, i did know i was auditioning for "star wars." it is really surreal to be in the family. but i almost completely screwed up the audition because the director phoned me up, and he said, "listen, i want you to audition for this role." he knew some of my work from, like, indie movies. gareth edwards really kindly asked me to audition, sent me some script, some, like, pages for a scene to do. so, i mean, that's all fine, but he made the mistake of giving me his e-mail address. so i sent him one version of the scene of the audition, and a few hours later, i was like,
"i'll do another way." and then, a few hours later, i did it again. [ laughter ] and then, like, i woke up the next day, there wasn't a reply. so i thought, you know, "i should send him some more." >> jimmy: this is a nightmare. >> so i kept going. it's kind of nuts when i think about it. >> jimmy: how many did you send? >> 14 takes. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh! [ laughter and applause ] 14 -- 14 different ways to play this character, you figured it out. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, and when did you find out that you got it? >> yeah, he then called me a a few weeks later. it was a pretty tense few weeks. i was like, "i've really screwed this up." he said, "i'm not going to take out a restraining order. i'm gonna you in the film, so thank you." >> jimmy: well, you got great reviews. o[ cheers and applause ] i want to show everyone a clip. here's riz ahmed in "rogue one: a star wars story." take a look at this. >> this is an impounded imperial ship. what's your call sign, pilot? >> um. >> we have to go. >> it's, um -- >> say something. >> come on. >> rogue?
rogue one. >> rogue one? there is no rogue one. >> well, there is now. >> rogue one. >> pulling away. >> pulling away. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i can't wait -- "rogue one: a star wars story." something we were talking about earlier, people might not know about you, you are a great rapper. by the way, you were great on hamilton mixtape. so, if you want to hear -- you go by the name riz. >> riz mc. >> jimmy: riz mc, and -- >> it's pretty simple. >> jimmy: very simple. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i thought we could do a fun thing tonight. are you down with that? >> of course. >> jimmy: it's time to play "wheel of freestyle." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ wheel of freestyle >> jimmy: here's how it works. i'm going to hit this button here, which will activate a a random word generator. it will land on three random words, and it's your job to work all three of them into a a freestyle rap. and, now since you're in "rogue one," we decided to shake things up. i making all of the words
"stars wars"-themed. [ cheers and applause ] you can do whatever you want to do. i can't tell you what to do. >> okay. >> jimmy: are you ready for this? here are the three random words. here we go. [ beeping ] [ laughter ] all right. i love these words. yoda -- >> what's up with the last one? >> jimmy: lando calriss. dude, lando calrissian is the man. he's awesome, dude. >> okay, yeah. >> jimmy: i love it. that's billy dee, isn't it? [ cheers ] >> yes, yeah. it is, yeah. >> jimmy: all right. so we have yoda, darth vader, lando calrissian. roots, can you give them a a beat? ♪ ♪ yo uh yeah right rizzy with the roots uh yo yeah ♪ ♪ the beat's tricked but like it's wearing a toga the roots do a lot with a little just like yoda ♪ [ ding ] ♪ watch me flow bro i'm so sweet like a donut jimmy fallon's smashing up tonight ♪ ♪ yeah we'll show enough uh yo ♪ ♪ jimmy is quite a player he asks princess leia to play with his light saber ♪
[ laughter ] ♪ yeah but leia is a heart breaker left him out of breath he was wheezing like darth vader ♪ [ ding ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i heard that donald trump don't want me to say the only place i'm going to galaxy far away ♪ ♪ yo >> to the "star wars" fans, i hope you're all listening. ♪ ♪ we won't let you down like lando calrissian calrissian i hope y'all listening ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you! that's right! thank you for doing that. riz ahmed right there! that's how you do it. come on, they love it. thank you for doing that. that's awesome. you're the best, please. >> i'll send you the bill for this one. >> jimmy: you guys, "rogue one: a star worse story" in theaters and imax 3d december 16th. when we come back, something very cool from nintendo! stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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welcome the president of nintendo of america, reggie fils-aime! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy, great to see you. >> jimmy: thank you so much. reggie, thank you so much for being here. you always bring us the coolest new nintendo stuff. tonight, you're debuting the new mobile game super mario run. tell us a little bit about this. >> absolutely. and look, thanks for having us. we know you love to have us on the show, that's why we've worked so hard to bring you the latest and greatest things from nintendo. >> jimmy: yeah. >> super mario run for the -- you know that mario is our most iconic character. >> jimmy: absolutely. >> and for the very first time we're bringing mario to mobile devices, to the ipad and to the iphones with super mario run. and you're gonna get to play it. [ cheers and applause ] there it is. so there are three main modes to the game. and the first is called the world tour.
that's what you're going to get to play. >> jimmy: world tour. >> we're showing off the toad rally. that's where you get to play against other people. kingdom builder is where you get to build your own mario kingdom on your ios device. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm already on the preorder list for this. >> you're on the notification list? >> jimmy: i already have my -- i'm that much of a geek. i'm freaking out. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> that's gonna be great. well look, before we get started, we've got a special guest here in the audience. here to cheer you on, we have the creator of donkey kong, the legend of zelda, and mario himself, mr. shigeru miyamoto. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, that's what i'm talking about. hey! i knew you were doing something. >> no pressure. >> jimmy: come on, no pressure at all. oh, my god. mr. miyamoto, i'm the biggest fan. i can't believe it. i'm freaking out right now. no pressure there. he's going to watch me play
super mario run. okay, good. >> so you're ready to run. >> jimmy: okay, yeah. all right, let's -- yeah. >> so, you're ready to run. i'm going to hand you -- >> jimmy: you can play this game with one hand. >> you play it with one hand. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so you tap the screen. you make mario jump. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you want to collect as many coins as possible. >> jimmy: as always. >> you want to get the special coins. and if you're really good, i'll try and guide you to a special place and we can get the invincibility star. >> jimmy: that's my advantage here. are you ready? >> press to start. >> jimmy: yep. >> and you're running. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. i'm running. very good. >> so jump and get all of the coins. >> jimmy: oh, right, good. [ screaming ] [ cheers and applause ] >> that's it. that's it. now get the special coin. >> jimmy: oh! >> get it! get it! get it. watch out for the pirahna plant. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah! you know what i'm talking about! that's what i'm talking about! reggie fils-aime! >> that's it. >> jimmy: miyamoto, are you watching this? come on!
>> that's it. >> jimmy: all right, good. now i go through -- >> get ready. so you're going to see an arrow. hit the arrow and jump! jump! [ cheers and applause ] and hit that star. hit it! >> jimmy: oh! yes! dude, you have to create a a character with my name on it. that's going to be my character name. all right. all right. this is so fun. i get this. >> you get all the coins. keep going, keep going. >> jimmy: this is so much fun. i'm gonna be addicted to this. this is crazy. all right. >> watch out for the piranhas. >> jimmy: ah! got it! [ cheers and applause ] >> that's all right. keep going. [ humming mario bros. music ] the last part. this is the easy part. you've got this. >> jimmy: wait, why am i going the opposite way? [ light laughter ] >> keep going forward.
go forward, and jump off there. there you go. big jump! big jump! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: seven out of 10. i'm bummed out. i'm really embarrassed. >> you had the invincibility star. >> jimmy: shigeru miyamoto, what do you think of my performance? yeah. [ cheers and applause ] he's being very nice. thank you so much. >> super mario run launches on december 15th. >> jimmy: my heart is beating. that is so fun. >> but beginning thursday, you go to an apple store, and you'll be able to participate in a demo available across the world, in apple stores beginning this thursday. >> jimmy: okay. [ cheers and applause ] i will do this. everybody will be getting this. super mario run. thank you for giving me this to try out. i really, really appreciate this. as always. >> so, we know you're such a a big fan. you're such a great gamer. you love to challenge us to bring you the latest and greatest surprises. we have one more surprise. [ cheers ]
>> jimmy: come on. no, no! >> can we get a drum roll? >> jimmy: is this is -- >> the one last surprise. this is it. jimmy, are you ready? >> jimmy: no, no, no. >> are you ready? >> jimmy: yeah, no. i'm freaking out. it's not the switch. >> this is the nintendo switch. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ no way! oh, i'm geeking out. i'm geeking out right now! >> so this is the nintendo switch. so launching next march -- >> jimmy: no, yeah. next march, of course. yeah. >> and we're going to be sharing more information on january 12th. >> jimmy: that's right. >> but before then, we wanted to give you a special opportunity. so here for the first time ever on tv, you're going to get to play a little bit of the nintendo switch. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i cannot wait for this. because you can see why it's called the switch. i've watched this commercial online probably a million times. so yeah, i'm geeking out. >> so guess what game we're going to play. >> jimmy: don't even say it.
the new zelda. >> so for the first time ever -- >> jimmy: "breath of the wild." >> ever played on the nintendo switch, we're going to get to play "the legend of zelda: breath of the wild." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on! all right. show me, what do i do? what do i do? >> so let me show -- >> jimmy: oh, my god! there he is. that's link right there. >> so this is link. so this is "legend of zelda: breath of the wild." >> jimmy: so this is the biggest world, the biggest world yet. >> so just look how big this world is. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> it's massive. >> jimmy: no, i've seen this. >> it's absolutely massive. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> and what's neat about this is anywhere that you see, you can get to. >> jimmy: i know miyamoto made this, because growing up outside of kyoto, japan, you would actually travel and walk around and have adventures. and you go, you wanna make a a video game where you could kind of have adventures and run into things and streams and -- yeah. anyway. lll >> so you know all about it. >> jimmy: i do. >> you know all about it. >> jimmy: i love -- i was really a big fan. ppp >> so, what's neat about
this game is literally, you could play this game any way you want. i could climb down, and down here we have more bokoblin that we can take on. >> jimmy: oh yeah, those guys do not look good. >> they don't look good. but you know what? i'm going to let this boulder do all the work. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah! boom! there you go! that's how you do it, reggie! [ cheers and applause ] >> this is how you do it. >> jimmy: and that some meat -- and they're cooking meat. so there's love for life in this game. i read about this. >> you use the meat for life. you know, it's a phenomenal game. and we're going to bring you over here to take on these bokoblin. >> jimmy: okay. give it to me. let me do it. let me at 'em. [ laughter ] let me at 'em. >> now, here's the thing, right? so, if you're playing at home, and you get to the spot and you're ready to go into a major battle, but you have to go to rehearsal. like any other gamer, you have to put the controller down, and, you know, come back to it later. >> jimmy: yeah. >> this is the magic of
nintendo switch. all you do is you take it out, and now you're gaming right on the system. this is the nintendo switch. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is the actual machine? is there anything left on this thing that -- >> the machine is here. everything is here. the games are here. and, you know, you can play it on your tv. you can take it on the go. >> jimmy: i know everything about this thing, because these things you can remove, these side things. >> that's right. >> jimmy: there should be a a kick stand on the back. >> correct. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: can i just pull it out? >> pop it out. >> jimmy: the kickstand. pop this out. i pull out these two controls, i give one to you and we play a a two player game. >> exactly. >> jimmy: no this thing is -- it's three consoles in one console! [ cheers and applause ] i'm freaking out. all right. am i going the right way? >> you're going the right way. you want to go up the hill that we saw earlier. go after the bokoblin. >> jimmy: all right, yeah. i don't know where the hill is. oh, i think i see him up there. all right, what do i do to --
>> you want to pull out your sword. >> jimmy: okay. >> and then, you better take him on, jimmy. swing away. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how do you -- isn't there like a shield slide? >> yes. off of that hill, you could pull out your shield and slide. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you could pull out bombs and throw those, too. >> jimmy: look at that. [ cheers and applause ] >> so now you're flying. >> jimmy: i know all about this! dude, i am freaking out! this is a game changer! thank you so much. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: reggie, i love this. [ cheers and applause ] nintendo, every kid, every human, every person will be playing with this come march. i'm so excited. thank you for always bringing us cool new stuff. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: we always love playing it. you know how much i appreciate it. guys, that wasn't the only surprise we have tonight. tonight we have the creator of some of my favorite video games ever, miyamoto, sitting in tonight with the roots. he's going to perform the super mario brothers theme song. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, shigeru miyamoto and the roots! [ cheers and applause ]
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to edward norton, riz ahmed, shigeru miyamoto! reggie fils-aime! and the roots right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania. there's your -- stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- micheal moore from "america's next top model" musician/host rita ora, music from kacey musgraves, featuring the 8g band with abe cunningham. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is just great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. donald trump was named "time" magazine's 2016 person of the year this morning. while hillary clinton was named runner-up. and when she heard, hillary hiked so far into the woods, she's novi