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president trump is back to golfing. and he played with lindsey graham yesterday and said that it was wet and windy. [ light laughter ] luckily some people from puerto rico came and threw their paper towels at him. [ laughter and applause ] you can have these back. you're good. this morning trump went on twitter and talked about signing an executive order on health care, saying that he'd use the power of the pen. or in his case, the command of the crayon. [ laughter and applause ] meanwhile, i read that the u.s. is suspending visa applications from turkey. trump was like, "don't worry, we'll have them back for thanksgiving. [ laughter and applause ] but in the mean time --" this is kind of weird, i read that trump stages his photos so that you can't see his double chin. [ laughter ] in response, trump was like, "fake news." [ laughter and applause ]
i guess that trump was so furious with the -- that rex tillerson called him a a moron, and in a new interview he said the two of them should compare i.q. tests. [ light laughter ] well, i guess they actually did it and we got our hands on their answers. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah, check this out. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: the first question on the test was, "kevin is six time zones behind diane, if it's 9:00am for diane, then for kevin it's --" tillerson wrote "3:00am," trump wrote, "time to tweeeeet." >> steve: wow. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: tweet tweet. here's the next one. "if a bus travels ten miles per hour for three hours, how many miles has it gone?" tillerson wrote "30 miles." trump wrote, "gross, who rides a bus? oh, wait, i do. access hollywood has that locker room talk." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: wow, locker room talk? >> jimmy: and finally, if jill gets 45 votes for class president, and jack gets 35 votes, who wins? tillerson wrote "jill," trump wrote, "depends, who did russia vote for?" >> steve: wow! [ applause ] really?
>> jimmy: of course, another big story is this harvey weinstein scandal. today, some very serious allegations came out about his sexual misconduct. you can tell they're bad, 'cause anthony weiner just un-friended him. [ laughter and applause ] hey, this is cool. a trailer for the new "star wars" movie came out. and a lot of people are talking about -- [ cheers ] this one moment where this new type of character called a porg makes his first appearance. have you seen it? you don't like it? [ light laughter ] >> steve: you don't like the porg? >> jimmy: no, it's so cute. it's so cute. oh, yeah. here's where he makes his first appearance. take a look. ♪ [ chewbacca roars ] [ porg yells ] [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: now some people have been making memes with the porg. so we decided to do a few of our own. i'll show you what i mean, for example, this first meme is called, "when you walk in on bae watching 'game of thrones' without you." [ laughter and applause ] the next meme is called "that feeling when your thumb slips
and you accidentally liked your ex's profile pic." [ laughter and applause ] the next meme is called, "when you're trick-or-treating and someone hands you a full-size candy bar." [ cheers and applause ] and you never forget those ones. >> steve: nah, never forget those. >> jimmy: and finally, this last meme says "when someone flushes while you're in the shower." there you go. >> steve: hey! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: porg. >> steve: porg it up. >> jimmy: but as i said, a a brand-new trailer was released for "star wars: the last jedi", it looks really cool, but since we have shaquille o'neal on the show tonight -- [ cheers and applause ] we love shaquille o'neal here. we wanted to see what it would be like if he did all the voices for the trailer. [ laughter ] please enjoy. >> i need someone to show me my place in all this. ♪ i've seen this raw strength only once before. it didn't scare me enough then. it does now. fulfill your destiny. ahh.
i'm shaq. shaq wars. >> jimmy: shaq wars. [ cheers and applause ] i'd see that. i'd watch that. guys, listen to this, it saw that the engineer who created facebook's like button, announced that he's cutting himself off from social media. he's actually criticized his own like button. the one person we haven't heard from yet, is the guy who invented the poke button, and we have him here now via satellite. thank you for being here, guy who invented the poke button. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, thanks for letting me poke my head in. hoo hoo! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right, so the engineer who created the like button is now critical of his invention. you invented the poke button, do you regret it? >> no, i like poking. [ light laughter ] i'm going to poke you.
hoo hoo. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't think we're facebook friends. [ light laughter ] >> i'll find you and i'll poke you. hoo, hoo. hey, do you know what my favorite cartoon is? >> jimmy: no. >> "pokemon." >> hoo, hoo. guess my favorite movie? >> jimmy: i don't know. >> "hocus-pocus." [ laughter ] guess my favorite card game? >> jimmy: poker. >> no, silly billy. it's blackjack. hoo, hoo. [ laughter ] i'm going to poke you. >> jimmy: no, you're not. no, you're not. now, do you have anything to say about the like button? oh, no, where did he go? hey, are you there? hello? >> hoo hoo. hoo hoo. >> jimmy: oh, god. [ cheers and applause ] get out of here. the guy who invented the poke button. [ cheers and applause ] oh, there. he's poking everybody. [ cheers and applause ]
get out of here. stop poking everyone's hand. >> hoo hoo! >> jimmy: get out of here, stop poking everyone's hand. bye. oh, he's spinning right -- he can't stop spinning. just spinning around. oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] well, this is kind of crazy. a coach for the miami dolphins had to resign after a video surfaced of him snorting white powder. [ light laughter ] afterwards the team was like, so that's why the 50 yard line kept disappearing. [ laughter and applause ] and did you see this? last night one of the minnesota vikings scored a touchdown and the team had an interesting way of celebrating. take a look at this. >> announcer: first touchdown of the game for either team, it goes to kyle rudolph. it's duck, duck, goose. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: trump saw that and was like, "okay, i like football again." [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, roots. hi, everybody! thank you, welcome to the show. i appreciate it. we're very excited here. we have a big day -- yeah, right back at you, yeah. [ light laughter ] we had a great day today. my new book is out today "everything is mama." that is a kids book. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ thank you very, very much. it's the sequel to "your baby's first word will be dada." [ cheers ] or maybe -- or maybe mama is the original, and dada was the prequel. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: it's like a "star wars" thing. >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: basically if you -- basically if you love "star wars", you'll love this book. [ laughter ] people are saying that this is the "star wars" of books. >> steve: really? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, you say -- you say it. >> steve: this is the "star wars" of books. >> jimmy: so now, me you have said it, people have said it. >> steve: okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: people are saying -- people are saying this is the "star wars" of books.
"everything is mama." >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah, it's all good. just a quick couple words, like moon, stuff like that. [ light laughter ] moon, mama, it's a very simple read. >> steve: simple read. >> jimmy: i don't want to spoil the ending, but it's a shocker. [ light laughter ] >> steve: it's a twister. it's like m. night shyamalan thing. >> jimmy: it's a shocker, yeah. it's m. night shyamalan's type of thing. [ light laughter ] i hope you read it. i hope your kids read it to you. that's the coolest thing. yeah. and, in fact, to celebrate the release, everybody here tonight is going home with a copy. so thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: give it to someone you love. the "star wars" of books. >> jimmy: i love it. so excited. thank you guys. we have a fantastic show tonight. from one of the biggest shows on tv "this is us," mandy moore is here. [ cheers and applause ] how great is she? plus this guy is one of our favorite guests. he is the cover athlete for the new nba 2k'18 legends edition, shaquille o'neal is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] the one and only shaquille o'neal. and we have great music.
she was just here last week. we love her so much. like, don't leave, she's back. noah cyrus is here. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: has a great new song called "again." and she's going to play. we love her. we love her whole team and her whole family. we'll have the cyruses just move in here. [ light laughter ] mandy, shaq, noah and i are playing a game of password later on in the show. it should be fun, don't miss it. [ cheers and applause ] guys, it's time to look at the stories making headlines and weigh the good with the bad. time for pros and cons. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: tonight we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of trump's space program. [ light laughter ] last week trump relaunched the national space council and unveiled his new plans for nasa. so let's take a look at the pros and cons of trump's space program. here we go. pro, buzz aldrin telling trump
he supports the new program. con, trump asking if buzz could be introduced to woody and mr. potato head. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: that's from "toy story." >> jimmy: that's confusing. >> steve: they're not real. >> jimmy: pro, seeing trump give a speech about space. [ light laughter ] con, seeing buzz aldrin listen to it. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: yoinks! >> jimmy: pro, in his speech trump said the human soul yearns for discovery. con, finding out he was reading from a celestial seasonings tea bag. [ laughter and applause ] those things get deep. pro, mike pence video conference with astronauts on the international space station. con, he hung up when they floated during the national anthem. [ audience ohs ] [ applause ] >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: that was rude. that was -- [ light laughter ] >> steve: he tweeted it out and left. >> jimmy: yeah. pro, the trump administration wants to send astronauts to the moon. con, googling trump moon and
seeing this. oh, boy. >> steve: oh! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: and finally, pro, it's one small step for man. con, two tiny hands for mankind. [ laughter and applause ] there you go. that is the pros and cons. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy: we'll be back with mandy moore, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ hungry eyes
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest tonight is a golden globe nominated actor who stars on the hit show "this is us" which airs tuesdays at 9 p.m. right here on nbc. everyone please welcome mandy moore. ♪ ♪ >> hi. >> jimmy: mandy moore, come on. that's love right there for you. >> that's so nice. >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i wanna talk about
"this is us" 'cause i could talk about it forever, but i want to first i want to take a a step back to your first head shot. >> oh, goodness. really? >> jimmy: yeah, do you remember this one here? this is amanda moore. >> amanda moore. very professional. >> jimmy: i love it. i love the -- >> that is a fresh perm. >> jimmy: yes. >> yes, and like a barrel curled bang and a scrunchie and -- >> jimmy: you have a lot going on with that. >> a lot going on in that picture. >> jimmy: this was the -- this was the style, though. >> that was like my community theater head shot in orlando, where i grew up. >> jimmy: yeah. i mean, look how cute. come on, it's so cute. >> all right. >> jimmy: here's my first head shot is right here. [ laughter ] i was going for a serious role. like, i was like a serial killer or something. i don't know what. >> vintage? >> jimmy: i don't know what it looks like. it looks like someone just -- it looks like i'm wearing an acorn hat or something. so odd and bizarre. but that wasn't your first photo shoot. i said that to you, and you
said actually no, you had done glamour shoots with you mom. >> i did glamour shots. do you guys remember glamour shots at the mall? >> jimmy: i don't remember this. >> it was every little girl's like, fantasy, i feel like. and my mom was getting it for my dad or something which is creepy and i can't even think about that. but they're like, professional sort of, like, semiprofessional, like pictures where you sort of wrapped yourself up and you get, like, your hair and your makeup done, and of course you have -- oh, gosh. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: here it is, it is glamour shots. i never heard of glamour shots, but very glamorous. [ laughter ] how great is that? >> i look like a -- >> jimmy: so, this -- this is not your wardrobe? >> the ruffle that matches my hair? [ laughter ] and i had braces. >> jimmy: everything's ruffled. >> oh, my goodness. >> jimmy: oh, it's cute. come on. >> i look like my mom or something. ugh, that hairstyle. >> jimmy: no it looks so cute! i mean, imagine this guy going to glamour shots. [ laughter ] what is he doing? i think it's so cute. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i don't remember glamour shots, but look how you've changed. now you're on the number one show. you are crushing, by the way.
you are so good on the show. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: really, man. it's like it's amazing what you're doing. you're playing you as a a 60 something year old you, as well. you're doing, it's so well done. >> jimmy, thanks, man. >> jimmy: i know, you know me, i love you. i -- i -- but it's so subtle the change you're doing. if i had to place an old version of me, i would be like, "now, you kids remember, what were doing." they'd be like, all right, cut, you're taking us out of reality. where as you're just nailing it. with these little changes and it's so good. >> thanks. >> jimmy: i don't know, how are you doing this? it's so fantastic. i love watching it, i can't get enough. >> you're very kind. i have no idea. i'm faking my way through it. i mean -- >> jimmy: no, you're so good. >> it's -- it's challenging, but, you know, it's a three and a half hour makeup process to put the prosthetics on, to sort of age my character. >> jimmy: yeah, it's like, wrinkles. >> so i have a lot of time to sort of get into character. and i don't know. >> jimmy: but -- just how do you do that show, and i'm just
saying this as a fan, i get emotional watching. i could imagine you get emotional doing the performance. >> we do, i think chrissy and i, chrissy metz, who plays kate my daughter -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the whole cast is great. >> the whole cast. but i think chrissy and i are probably the most emotional, but i think sterling gets the award for like best crier, because he -- i feel like he's literally at the pont as an actor, he's like, "what eye do you want me you have to the dramatic single tear drop down my cheek from?" like, he's that good. >> jimmy: he could really, yeah, he could direct what eyeball tears up. >> oh, you want the right one? >> jimmy: oh, you wan the left one now too. >> ready, action. >> jimmy: this one, then this one squirts out. >> yeah, he's that good. >> jimmy: it's just -- i just think it's so phenomenal but -- then i was talking to you back there, i'm like, you have to do things with, acting with babies, and i'm like, how can you do it with one take, and you're crying and you said there's sometimes they are fake babies. >> there are fake babies because there's a new rule with homeland security, that anybody who works has to have a photo
i.d., so what mom is going to schlep her child, her like, newborn, to the dmv to get an i.d. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: babies don't have ids. >> babies don't have ids, but you have to to work. so oftentimes when we're shooting with small babies they're either baby dolls or they have this one robotic baby. it's weird, guys. >> jimmy: no, yeah, that would -- how can you act with a a robot baby? >> we were just shooting an episode, where i have, like, two very emotional scenes where i'm talking to a newborn, like, in the hospital. and i like, i go to put my hand on the robotic baby and it's like vibrating and like, like, making weird movements and you're just sort of like, nope, this is a real child, like i'm trying my very level best. >> jimmy: you really have to really, like, i'm acting with a a robot. >> to cry with a single sterling tear. >> jimmy: better get the sterling tear. >> i'll never do it. and the babies vibrating. >> jimmy: also, gosh, he's so funny, too, man. >> he's so funny. i feel like this season he's able to showcase that side. >> jimmy: yeah, he cracks some jokes. can you explain what happened here? did you split your eye open?
>> i did. >> jimmy: what happened? >> in the shower, like a month ago i was in the shower, and i was bent over, and i just stood right up into the shower door handle, like right on my orbital bone. i know. blood everywhere. and it was like three weeks before the emmys. and i had to work. and, so, what they had to do is i had those stitching for like four days, and then they took them off so i could work. took them out. and then they used like tattoo cover-up to cover-up the bruise, but then we were in the middle of shooting an episode where, it's the halloween episode, and i play cher, so cher wears a lot of makeup, so i got to like, and i was wearing like a purple outfit, and so i got to like really just use the bruise like the base of the purple eye shadow. it was great. >> jimmy: why not? you got to use that. yeah. >> yeah, thanks zoey. >> jimmy: have you ever met cher? >> i have not meant cher, no. >> jimmy: me either, she's super cool. didn't you get to meet -- you got to meet dolly parton? >> yes, i mean, it was -- >> jimmy: that's a legendary moment. >> it -- yes, it was kind of a a mike drop moment.
we were at a pre-emmy party. and she was standing talking to alison janney, and i hate to name drop, but i worked with alison, and i was like "hi, old friend, so good to see you." and she was like, "hi, mandy, do you know dolly?" and i was like -- [ laughter ] i about lost my marbles. i was so excited and milo was standing next to me, and she's like, you guys, i really like your show. i watch your show and it's really great. and i was like, "that's, i'm done." i'm done. >> jimmy: and what more do you want? dolly gives a stamp of approval. if dolly parton likes it i'm in. >> yup, that's it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip here's mandy moore in tonight's episode of "this is us." take a look. >> i mean, i guess i could plan a night away from the kids, but the whole romantic date night thing, that's always been jack's department. >> so now it's your department. think of something -- think of somewhere special to take him, do something. >> put on a pretty dress, slap on a care-free smile on your face and just sweep your husband off his feet. >> what's all this?
>> i'm jack pearson-ing you. term i made up for when you sweep someone off their feet. come on, get in the car. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: mandy moore, "this is us." oh, my gosh, so good. mandy and i are playing password when we come back. stick around, everybody. it's good. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ oh, you brought butch. yeah! (butch growls at man) he's looking at me right now, isn't he? yup. (butch barks at man) butch is like an old soul that just hates my guts. (laughs) (vo) you can never have too many faithful companions. introducing the all-new crosstrek. love is out there. find it in a subaru crosstrek.
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it's jimmy fallon and shaquille o'neal. [ cheers and applause ] and their opponents, she stars on "this is us" on nbc. and she's currently on tour opening for katy perry. say hello to mandy moore and noah cyrus. [ cheers and applause ] oh. now the rules of the game are very simple. i give each a password. and you give a one-word -- that's one-word only clue to your partner to guess that password. the team with the most points after four words wins and the first clue goes to noah and jimmy. >> jimmy: here we go. >> announcer: the password is -- >> steve: noah, why don't you start us off? >> finger. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: finger. >> finger. only one word? >> steve: yes. only one. >> yeah. >> can we steal the point? [ laughter ] >> steve: you'll have a chance. >> jimmy: i'm sure you know
what finger -- >> i already know the answer. >> can i do another clue now? >> jimmy: no. >> steve: no. >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: shaq knows the answer already. >> how? did you look at my cards? >> it's lookin good -- finger lookin' good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no no. one word only. >> steve: one word. one word. >> my bad. ♪ >> jimmy: that doesn't count. that doesn't count. >> i have another clue now. >> i think you can only give one word, right? >> steve: right, one word. >> i'm going to guess middle? >> steve: nice but no. >> no. >> steve: nice guess. >> i ruined it. >> no, no it's okay. >> steve: jimmy, it's your turn. you did not ruin it. >> you didn't ruin it. >> steve: jimmy is going to ruin it. >> jimmy: one clue, finger. one word back. >> has to be pinky. [ cheers and applause ] [ bell dinging ] >> steve: shaq attack. >> jimmy: it has to be pinky. >> steve: oh, my gosh, that's nuts. >> jimmy: has to be pinky, man. >> steve: shaq -- >> jimmy: alright mandy. >> steve: and mandy -- >> announcer: the password is -- >> steve: shaq, you're up first.
>> jimmy: you can do this. [ laughter ] >> hump. >> jimmy: sorry? >> hump. [ laughter ] >> steve: hope. hump. the man said hump. >> jimmy: he said hump? [ laughter ] >> h-u-m-p. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah yeah. >> steve: hump. >> jimmy: wednesday? [ laughter ] >> steve: no. >> that's a good guess. >> steve: no. that's a good guess. >> that's legitimate. >> steve: that is officially hump day. >> okay. you heard -- >> steve: hump. >> hump. >> toe? [ audience groans ] >> steve: oh, snap! ♪ >> camel toe? [ bell dinging ] ♪ >> steve: oh, it's a family show. >> jimmy: oh my gosh. >> is that legal? >> jimmy: i don't know. >> steve: that's legal. >> jimmy: i don't know if
that's legal. i don't know. >> is that legal? geez. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. >> steve: that's legal. that's legal. [ talking over each other ] >> announcer: the password is -- >> steve: jimmy, start it off. >> jimmy: all right. >> steve: don't say "hump." [ laughter ] >> say it again. >> jimmy: good. >> consistency. >> jimmy: good. [ bell ringing ] ♪ >> steve: oh, my gosh. >> that was it? >> jimmy: good -- good -- that's all we could clear. [ laughter ] that's it. >> steve: the final clue.
that was amazing. >> jimmy: can't believe you got that one, man. >> that was incredible. >> steve: all right shaq. >> announcer: the password is -- >> steve: okay now, mandy, you're gonna start us off. it's 5-11. you can tie this up. >> what? >> jimmy: no, no this is it right here. i feel it. >> 5-11, where did that come from? >> jimmy: odd math this game. >> you looked at it. >> i did. >> okay. okay. ready? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: get in the zone. >> yeah, what are -- >> jimmy: you're in the zone there. >> steve: yeah, autozone. >> dog. >> jimmy: no. >> steve: all right. [ laughter ] >> shaq. >> jimmy: wait, what? [ ruff ] >> steve: okay. what is it? use your thinking cap.
no, that's not it. >> jimmy, hurry up. >> steve: that's not it. >> i think i know. >> steve: they have a bond they have a psychic bond. >> jimmy: bone? >> pimple? >> steve: no. hold on. wait a second. mandy is going to give a clue. >> can i give a clue? can i give a clue? >> no, no, she answered. >> jimmy: she answered already. >> i jumped the gun. it doesn't count. >> and she was wildly off. >> jimmy: all right, let her have one clue. >> steve: mandy, it's your turn. >> tree. >> jimmy: what? >> do i get a lifeline? >> jimmy: no, you can't have a a lifeline. ruff. >> ruff and tree? >> steve: yeah. you've heard ruff is one clue. and now the second word she's giving you is tree. >> wood. >> steve: what's that?
wood? >> i said wood. i don't know. >> steve: because wood is rough and it comes from a tree. >> jimmy: for the win -- bark! ♪ >> jimmy: my thanks to mandy moore, noah cyrus, shaquille o'neal, the champ! noah is performing later in the show. we'll talk to shaq after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ t-mobile never stops. we've doubled our lte coverage. we're already the fastest 4g lte network, and we just keep getting faster. and now america's best unlimited gets even more powerful when you pair it with the new iphone everyone is excited about. introducing the amazing iphone 8. it's the best iphone yet, now on america's best unlimited network. for a limited time, save up to three hundred dollars on iphone 8. and now, join t-mobile's iphone upgrade program for free.
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>> jimmy: our next guest is a a 15-time nba all-star and a a four-time nba champion. he anchors tnt's "inside the nba" and he's the cover athlete of the brand-new "nba 2k18 legend edition." [ cheers and applause ] please give a warm "tonight show" welcome to one of our favorites, shaquille o'neal. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing, buddy? >> i liked that, black thought. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. thank you for coming back to our show.
>> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: you're the best. you know we love you. you're good on nicknames. you gave me a nickname the last couple times you were here. you were calling me. >> boy-boy. >> jimmy: boy-boy, yeah. >> what up, boy-boy? >> jimmy: 'sup, boy-boy. >> doing alright? boy-boy is good. you're still boy-boy. >> jimmy: that's the one? sticking with boy-boy? >> sticking with boy-boy. >> jimmy: i'll take it -- i'll -- i like boy-boy. i want to thank you for that. we were talking backstage, i was talking, i was saying yeah, i got this -- i was bragging about my truck. you know i'm such a manly guy. i'm driving my truck around, it's a ford f-150. yeah, it's unbelievable. it's the best. >> i like those, those are nice. >> jimmy: and you showed me your truck. you had a picture of yours. >> that's a 650. >> jimmy: what the heck is this? how is that real? what are you -- that's bigger than -- that's like the size of a tree. >> actually, i didn't know they made those, either, but so i'm at the ford dealership one time and i see it, i was like, what is that? he's like, that's an f-650. i was like, i'll take it right now. he was like, you don't want to test drive it?
i was like, no, i'm taking that home. >> jimmy: but what do you do with it? you just drive it around? and just be shaq? >> that picture right there. the reason why it's drooped down in the back. i have 18, 18 inch woofers in the back. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: no, you don't. >> you know what that feels like? help me out roots, when you're riding in your car, help me out roots. you just turn it up a little bit? ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's what it feels like? that's what it feels like? >> a lot of bass, a lot of bass, a lot of bass. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: that's a lot of truck. that's too much for me. i want to mention this, documentary that you're involved in called "killer bees." >> yes. >> jimmy: and this is like a a kind of an underdog basketball story, just debuted at the hampton film festival. >> it's about a team in the hamptons. the crazy thing, i've been going to the hampton for 20, 30 years, and i thought the hamptons was all rich people, but there's another side of the
hamptons that, you know, you really don't see. and this team, they've been winning state championships for the longest, and this is a a great story. so when i saw the documentary, i called them up and told them i wanted to be an executive producer. you know, the film is a great film so if you give it a chance check it out. >> jimmy: yeah. >> "killer bees." >> jimmy: killerbeesmovie.com. it's cool that you did that. "inside the nba" on tnt, you guys -- you're signed up for like -- to like 2030 or something? >> i am? >> jimmy: yeah. >> i didn't know that. okay. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, congratulations. i wanted to announce it on the show tonight. >> i appreciate it. >> jimmy: in case you want to renegotiate. yeah, yeah. but, that's good. you guys have fun on that show, man. that's your family. >> i'm looking forward to it a a lot. i'm not looking forward to talking to charles. >> jimmy: oh, yeah? that's not true. >> i hate charles barkley. >> jimmy: don't say that! >> camera 3, i hate you, charles barkley. i know you're watching the show. i hate you! >> jimmy: hey, hey no no. shaq! that was shaq! he did that on his own. >> i'm going to knock your ass out. oh i can't say. okay. >> jimmy: that's not the case. you guys are friends. >> no, i hate barkley.
i think it's going to be an exciting season. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, it will be. it's gonna be a great basketball season. >> a lot of things went on this summer, carmelo, and paul george, okc, you like that move? [ cheers ] >> jimmy: no, i'm new york, new york. okc is gonna be good though right? >> you got d. wade back with lebron, in cleveland -- [ cheers ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> and you still got the golden state powerhouse. golden state fans. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: who are you thinking right now? going in? if we had to go in -- >> you know who my pick is? i'm probably going to have to go with golden state now. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: pretty good, right? how about for this game? of course you are a legend, that's why you're on the cover of legends edition. >> thank you. >> jimmy: who would you choose for your -- who is your starting five lakers? >> for the lakers? >> jimmy: yeah. >> magic johnson would be one. >> jimmy: yeah. [ applause ] >> kobe at the 2, jerry west at the 3. >> jimmy: really?
>> big game james at the 4, and kareem abdul-jabbar is not the 5, i am. >> jimmy: kareem! >> sorry, kareem. >> jimmy: sorry, kareem, we love you. it's a fun game. it's really really cool that you can do that and play as you and jerry west, that's amazing. hey, i wanted to give you something, because last time you said nice things i gave you "dada." and now, my new book just came out today, it's "mama" so i wanted to give this to you. [ inaudible ] [ cheers and applause ] >> that's your book? >> jimmy: yes, i wrote this book. >> i want to read that. come around here. >> jimmy: what's that? >> i want to read it. come around here, i'm going to show you how to read it. come around, i got you. all right. [ cheers and applause ] [ lullaby music ] [ cheers and applause ]
>> "everything is mama," by jimmy fallon. >> jimmy: oh my gosh, yeah. >> everything is mama according to you. but there are other fun words, you'll want to know, too. sun. >> jimmy: mama. >> waffle. >> jimmy: mama. [ laughter ] >> hat. >> jimmy: mama. okay, i'm getting tired now. >> shoes. >> jimmy: mama. i'm getting tired now. >> and my favorite -- yo mama. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to shaquille o'neal. he's the best. noah cyrus performs after the break. stick around, everybody we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this
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>> jimmy: my thanks to mandy moore, shaquille o'neal, noah cyrus. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight, james spader. from "goodbye christopher robin," actor domhnall gleeson. author ladee hubbard. featuring the 8g band with joe russo. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] wonderful to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump met with former secretary of state, henry kissinger today in the oval office. either that, or the sequel to "up" looks terrible. [ laughter ]