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some good vibes. >> yes. >> we want noah to take it zb. d >> i have a feeling he's going to go all the way. >> keep our fingers crossed. >> nice forecast next couple of days, mostly clear skies, temperatures in the mid-60s, just watch out for some rough surf at the beaches, especially tomorrow, waves could be as high as 14 feet by this weekend. right hie now it's main lit cloud cover and a spotty chance of a shower saturday and sunday. i wouldn't cancel your plans over anything this weekend, just be able to keep -- >> that's going to do it for us. our next newscast today in the bay, 4:30. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- daisy ridley, jim belushi,
musical guest liam gallagher, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 778! british columbia! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness! that is a hot crowd. [ cheers and applause ] that is a great crowd. welcome everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. it's a great show. first, here's --
let's get to what people are talking about here. a little drama out of the washington today. surprise. [ light laughter ] chuck schumer and nancy pelosi canceled their meeting with president trump after he attacked them on twitter. then trump was like, "does this mean i can stay in my pajamas?" [ laughter ] "bring me the footie ones. baby got size eights." [ light laughter ] after he referred to her as "pocahontas" yesterday, elizabeth warren said its unfortunate trump can't make it through a ceremony without using a racial slur. and his aide said, "seriously? he can't make it through an episode of 'dora' without using a racial slur." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] what are you talking about? >> steve: what? >> jimmy: "bring out the backpack. that's my favorite." [ laughter ] meanwhile, i read that trump lied about his own heritage for decades, claiming that his family was swedish to help sell apartments. and he's still claiming that he's swedish so ikea will build his wall. >> steve: really?
[ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: "put the florgun next to the flugen. save me a meatball." [ light laughter ] it's been rough for the president. in fact, his first wife ivana says he really misses his old life. you remember trump's old life, where he played golf, watched "fox & friends," and sent crazy tweets all day. [ laughter ] yeah, his old life. he misses that. [ applause ] he misses his old life. but get this, i read that the white house may ban staffers from using their smart phones while at work. in related news, president trump just resigned from office. "that's it. i quit. that is finally enough." [ cheers and applause ] but this is very nice. the white house just unveiled its holiday display and it has a nativity scene. marking the first time all year there's been wise men at the white house. [ laughter ] >> steve: hey-oh! ho! >> jimmy: now, this is going viral. a white house staffer tweeted out a photo of one of the hallways of the white house
after it was officially decorated for christmas. and people noticed that it looks a little scary. check this out. this is a real photo. [ audience ohs ] >> steve: oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: i guess the trumps like it, because they're actually using that picture for their christmas card this year. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah, and they're going to figure out the right words to go with it. i'll show you what i mean. so far they're considering -- merry christmas. we're just two identical twins on tricycles away from being the scariest thing you have ever seen. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: red rum. [ light laughter ] they're also considering -- merry christmas. wishing your family the opposite of whatever this is. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] i don't know why that -- and finally there's, merry christmas. this is what "frozen" on broadway looks like in the upside-down. [ cheers and applause ] they're in the holiday spirit. of course, another big story is that prince harry is engaged to meghan markle. [ cheers and applause ] and it was announced that
they'll marry at windsor castle this may. that's right. right now every bride is asking, "wow, how did they get a venue so quick?" [ light laughter ] [ applause ] did you hear about this thing? there's a new iphone case called the rokshok that's actually a secret engagement ring box. so that you can propose, and record the reaction. here's a quick video showing how it works. look at this. ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pretty interesting there. i think there are a few flaws that they have to work out. because check out their latest commercial. watch this. >> introducing rokshok, the cell phone case with a built in ring box. now when you get down on one knee to propose, you can cherish your fiancée's reaction forever. [ laughter ] never forget the beautiful moment she said i do. and share it with everyone on social media.
[ laughter ] rokshok, the best moment from the worst angle. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: the best moment from the worst angle. oh, my gosh. let's get to some sports. last night, the houston texans had a tough loss to the baltimore ravens. and the texan's quarterback, tom savage, decided to keep things pretty brief at his press conference. take a look at this. >> we good? [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: in related news, he was just named trump's new press secretary. "no questions. we good?" [ applause ] finally you guys, some big tv news. mtv is bringing back "jersey shore" next year with the original cast. [ cheers and applause ] just what this country needs, more loud orange people on tv. [ cheers and applause ]
we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have got a great show tonight. from the giant new movie, "star wars: the last jedi", daisy ridley is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] daisy ridley. that's what i'm talking about. she's awesome. later in the show, daisy and i are going to play a "star wars" themed "whisper challenge." >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: be sure to stick around for that. it'll be fun. plus, from the fantastic new film, "wonder wheel" -- it's getting good buzz. jim belushi is stopping by. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: timberlake, timberlake is in it. we love that guy. also we're going to look at holiday gift ideas with kate berlant and john early tonight. >> steve: whoa. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they have holiday gift ideas, perfect timing for that. closing out the show tonight,
the one and only liam gallagher is here tonight. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "as you were." "as you were." "as you were" is the name -- this is like the deluxe, super deluxe vinyl. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: this is not the record. >> steve: that's a tiny record. that's like a 45. >> jimmy: no, it's not tiny. this is a 45. this is just the single. but then the actual record is here. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: and it is white vinyl. ooh-la-la. >> steve: what's in that other one? >> jimmy: guy doesn't fool around. he's the best. this record, it was released october 6th in the u.k. debuted at number one, and it outsold the rest of the top ten albums there combined. >> steve: whoa! [ applause ] >> jimmy: this dude's a legend. he's a legend! "as you were." "as you were." how dare you? [ slap ] as you were! there's this video -- did you guys see this video of liam gallagher making tea. quest, did you see this? >> questlove: no. >> jimmy: oh, dude, this is the greatest thing on youtube. it's liam gallagher making tea. okay?
he's explaining why there's no rock stars anymore. because they have to make their own tea. i wanted to show it on the show tonight. it's very short. but we had to clean it up for television. >> steve: a lot. >> jimmy: well, yeah. because this is liam gallagher. but it's so funny. please check it out. here's liam gallagher -- >> yeah, it's good for the voice, so i'm told. it's [ bleep ] good, man. now, in the '90s i got someone else to [ bleep ] do it, but now i can't. [ bleep ] money's tight. too tight to mention. got to do it yourself, haven't you? no one buys records these days. in the '90s i had about four people doing it. a little geezer doing the kettle. that kid. some other little [ bleep ] doing that. and some other little [ bleep ] doing that. now you've got to do it yourself these days. you know what i mean? 'cause these [ bleep ] smartasses download [ bleep ] tunes for niche. and you wonder why there's no real rock and roll stars around. this is the [ bleep ] you got us doing. [ bleep ] [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, tell them what's -- tell them what's up, man! i love that dude, man.
guys, it's time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for "pros and cons." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: tonight we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of trump not being named "time" person of the year. this week president trump tweeted that "time" magazine called to tell him that he would probably be named person of the year, and he declined it. and "time" says it's not true. who even knows? let's take a look at the pros and cons of trump not being named "time" person of the year. here we go. pro -- trump loves appearing on magazine covers. con -- because the cover is the only part he reads. oh, that's interesting. >> steve: oh, there you go. [ laughter and applause ] timmy. >> jimmy: pro -- trump picking up a copy of "time" magazine. con -- having to use both of his hands to turn the page. water bottle? [ applause ] pro -- trump wants to be on "time"'s person of the year cover. con -- or as he put it, "put me on the covfefe." [ laughter and applause ] "i deserve to be on the covfefe." pro --
trump is obsessed with "time." con -- because it includes his two favorite things, tie and me. [ applause ] pro -- trump will say he didn't want to be on the cover anyway. con -- making him "time" magazine's greatest breaking up with you before you break up with me of the year. [ laughter and applause ] "i don't want to be on the cover." we never -- yeah, i don't want it. and finally, pro -- trump didn't get picked to be person of the year. con -- he'll just have to settle for being president of the united freaking states! that's the "pros and cons." we'll be right back with daisy ridley, everybody. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ can you pass me that tinsel? ooh, i love that one.
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>> jimmy: multi-platinum-selling artist monica sitting in with the roots tonight. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. thank you so much for being here. you can talk to her now on the great xscape tour, with excape and tamar braxton. thank you so much for being here. i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] monica, in the house. our first guest is a very talented actress who made her film debut in one of the biggest movies of all time, "star wars: the force awakens." now she's back in the highly anticipated new movie, "star wars: the last jedi", which is in theaters december 15th. everyone, please welcome daisy ridley. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
>> jimmy: look at that, how fun. daisy -- first, look on the cover here of ellie, you look gorgeous there. hey, congratulations on that. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for coming back. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: i think the last time you were here was before "the force awakens" opened. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and it went on to be like the biggest movie of all time. >> yeah, that's right, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, i mean -- not, yeah, not too shabby, yeah. what has happened with your life for the past two years? what is the biggest thing that's changed or happened? >> um, well, i was realizing today the biggest thing is singing with barbra streisand. >> jimmy: that's right, you were on the duets album. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that was also was the number one album at one point. >> yes. >> jimmy: you had a great couple years. yeah, not bad. [ cheers and applause ] how did you hook up -- that's right. it was you and anne hathaway. >> anne hathaway, yeah. >> jimmy: how did you hook up to sing with barbara streisand? >> well j.j. is good friends with her, so i went around for tea at her house. >> jimmy: i love tea.
i love how to make tea. >> literally sobbed. i can't believe i've just been at barbra streisand's house. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's how you talked the whole time. [ stuttering ] it's like, i'm gonna write this down, okay, just look, just read what i will say. i love you. >> yeah, it was amazing. >> jimmy: and she was super cool. >> she was great. >> jimmy: where were you, in the studio? >> no, went to her house in malibu. >> jimmy: you were in the house? >> yeah. [ gasps ] >> i did see the shopping alley. >> jimmy: yeah, she has like a a mall in her house. >> yes, she told me about it. i didn't have time to stay. i had to catch a flight. can you imagine? i was like, "sorry babs." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> yeah, and then we recorded it. and my dad was there. he loves hearing me sing. so the whole thing was fantastic. >> jimmy: your dad flipped out? >> yeah. >> jimmy: does he flip out that you're in "star wars"? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? that's not -- >> no. he's got this new thing that he calls the papa edit, so like if i'm in an advert a lot, he's like, "that's my edit. like, he loves morgan freeman, and he likes me, because i'm his child. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: morgan freeman is not in "star wars." >> no, if he was he would be so
thrilled. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah, no. he likes it, like he -- you know. >> jimmy: does he come to the set? does he see -- >> yeah. he came to the set, yeah. he came to ireland when we were sort of re-doing the end bit for the beginning bit of "the last jedi." >> jimmy: oh, i remember the end. i mean i don't want to spoil it, but did he meet mark hamill? >> yeah he -- i don't know if he was joking, but he did say, "who do you play then?" >> jimmy: no he did not. [ laughter ] that is not -- that is not true. he was joking. >> he must be. >> jimmy: he had to have been joking. yeah, everyone knows who he plays. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely. i mean, you work with this legends, mark hamil, harrison ford, gosh you have been -- carrie fisher, who sadly is no longer with us. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but gosh, i love carrie fisher as well. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did she ever talk to you, give you advice? >> i think it was more lead by example thing. because harrison, carrie and mark, it wasn't really like, "oh, this is what's going to happen. this is what you should do." it's more like, you know, they live their lives and they're awesome, and they all have families and live very happily and then work and then go home. and carrie just never shrunk
from what it is, what she is, what she was, everything. so it was more that thing, of not shrinking away from it and being nervous about it. >> jimmy: be yourself as loud as you want to be. >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: yeah, that's fantastic. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i know how hard you work on these films. i think last time you showed me some moves. it was crazy. i think even j.j. showed me a a clip that no one is allowed to see. oh really? >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah. it was like, super top secret. >> jimmy: he actually put a a laser in my brain so i forgot about it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but it's so much work that goes into these things. i'm telling you, it's like -- it's crazy, but then i heard that you also worked the wrap party in ireland. >> yeah, i did. the thing is, like not to float my own boat, but i'm a really good bartender. [ laughter ] because i worked in a pub for like -- you know, in two different pubs for like a year and a half in a rowdy london district. >> jimmy: how old are you, then? >> like 19, 20, 21? just before -- >> jimmy: see, that's the problem. [ light laughter ] 19, 20, 21, just rounded it out.
>> this was before "star wars." >> jimmy: yeah. >> i got costume in february and i stopped working there in mid-december. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i love stories like that. >> so i'm a good bartender so i worked the wrap party. >> jimmy: so what was going on at the wrap party, was -- >> it was just like -- there was a big queue, you know. >> jimmy: yeah, there was a big line. >> and i was like, "hey, guys, can i get back there?" bet back there? get back there. >> jimmy: yeah, now you got it, see, yeah. >> and i did and it was fantastic. >> jimmy: and you can make cocktails, and beers, everything. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: can you pour guinness? >> oh, yes, yeah. >> jimmy: that's the secret, yeah. >> i can do -- oh. >> jimmy: you can do it all, yeah, so yeah. [ light laughter ] now, "the last jedi", i know, we're note even really even allowed to talk about it. and wouldn't want to and i won't spoil anything for anybody, because i really don't know what's going on and have not seen it, and you've not shown me anything. >> no. >> jimmy: and no, it's not j.j. this time. >> no. >> jimmy: no, it is rian. >> rian. >> jimmy: yeah, and he's -- was not really showing me secret stuff. [ light laughter ] but just so fans out there know, i will not spoil it, but there's a -- there's a porg. >> yeah. >> jimmy: porg is very cute. >> porg is very cute. >> jimmy: the porg is very cute and that's in this film, but that's all i can really -- i can't say anything else. it looks great. can't wait to see it.
>> thank you. >> jimmy: i'm going to show a a clip of, but this is already out, so i'm not spoiling anything. >> yeah. >> jimmy: here's a part -- [ laughter ] i'm going to show you something, but you guys have to forget you ever saw this. [ laughter ] here we go. here's daisy ridley in "star wars: the last jedi." take a look. ♪ >> something inside me has always been there. and now it's awake. and i need help. ♪ >> i've seen this raw strength only once before. it didn't scare me enough then. it does now.
>> jimmy: yes! [ cheers and applause ] i cannot wait! it is so good. daisy ridley. [ cheers and applause ] daisy and i are playing a star wars themed whisper challenge when we come back. stick around. come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ for those who know what they're really building. always unstoppable.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes! guys, we're hanging out with daisy ridley, right here. and you can see her -- [ cheers and applause ] in "star wars: the last jedi," in theaters on december 15th. daisy and i are about to play "the whisper challenge." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] >> whisper challenge.
>> jimmy: all right, so here's how the game works. one person will put on headphones with loud music playing. then the other person picks up a card and reads the random phrase on that card. the person wearing the headphones has to try to and guess what they just said. and in honor of your new movie, all the clues tonight will be from "star wars." and we have some custom headphones as well. [ laughter ] all right, so -- [ cheers and applause ] maybe you put these on first. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right, there you go. >> oh, my god, i can't wait. >> jimmy: yeah. and i'll play loud music, okay? [ laughter ] is it loud enough? >> not the music choice i was expecting. >> jimmy: oh. [ laughter ] you're very loud right now. >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay, here we go, all right, ready. [ laughter ] ready? [ light laughter ] you look great with those, man. all right, here we go. [ laughter ] a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. >> something on the far, far away. [ laughter ]
[ indiscernible ] far, far away. >> jimmy: a long time ago -- >> a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away! >> jimmy: yeah! you got that one. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ all right, that first one was easy. that was easy. i knew you'd get that one. all right, good. >> eventually. >> jimmy: all right, ready? all right, so now -- >> do i get to go now? >> jimmy: oh, wow. whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, loud. all right. [ laughter ] all right, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> ready? >> jimmy: i'm rocking, yeah. >> lando -- >> jimmy: lactic! [ laughter ] >> lando calrissian. >> jimmy: lactic acid. [ laughter ] >> lando calrissian. >> jimmy: lectro -- [ laughter ] >> lando calrissian. >> jimmy: lectro nitrogen. [ laughter ] >> lando calrissian. >> oh, they're "star wars" themed. >> yeah. >> jimmy: say it again. [ laughter ] >> lando calrissian. >> jimmy: lando calrissian! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] i forgot it was "star wars" themed. i forgot it was "star wars" themed. i'm like, "wait." for a second i thought it was like a science theme to it. >> oh. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. >> i love this game. >> jimmy: yeah, all right, ready, okay, here we go.
do or do not. [ laughter ] >> no, that's hard! did you go? okay. [ laughter ] do you -- >> jimmy: do or do not. >> oh. >> jimmy: there is no try. [ laughter ] >> no idea. >> jimmy: all right, ready? do or do not. >> do you want some ham? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what "star wars" movie is that from again? do you want some ham? do or do not. >> do you want to cram? [ laughter ] it's your body language, too. >> jimmy: oh, oh, yeah, it's my body language, that's right. >> mm-ahh. yoda! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do or do not. >> do or do not! there is no try! >> jimmy: there's no try. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> yes. >> jimmy: i got yoda. okay, good. >> yes. >> jimmy: i was trying to do the voice and i know you can't hear the voice, yeah.
what am i doing? >> you were so nonchalant. >> jimmy: yeah. i do a good -- good yoda, i guess. all right, here we go. >> okay. >> jimmy: oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] whoa, whoa, whoa, the speakers are banging on this. >> okay. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> ready? >> jimmy: oh, sorry, i have to look at you. [ laughter ] >> "star wars" themed, remember. oh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are we going? >> yes. >> help me, obi-wan kenobi. you're my only hope. >> jimmy: stop. [ laughter ] pick -- pickled -- pickle -- [ laughter ] stop. >> help me, obi-wan kenobi. >> jimmy: a licky -- [ laughter ] licky pickle. [ light laughter ] >> you're my only hope. >> jimmy: slow it down. [ light laughter ] >> help me -- >> jimmy: elm. >> um -- help me -- >> jimmy: elmo! >> obi-wan kenobi. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: elmo says hi! elmo say hi! [ laughter ] >> you're my only hope. >> jimmy: my gosh, it's elmo! i can't believe i'm watching -- i'm on "sesame street." >> help me -- >> jimmy: i love you! [ laughter ] oh! >> help me, obi-wan --
>> jimmy: help me, obi-wan kenobi. you're my only hope. >> yes! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on. daisy ridley, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] "star wars: the last jedi" comes out december 15th. jim belushi joins us after the break. stick around, it's fun! >> thank you! >> jimmy: that was fun! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] (paul) hey jimmy, where's your iphone season spirit? be smart and get the new iphone from sprint -you'll get the best price for unlimited and network reliability within 1% of the other guys.
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>> jimmy: oh, "wonder wheel." there you go, right there. >> oh, yeah. that's our theme song. how did you know that? >> the little oasis mashup, liam gallagher, you. welcome back, buddy. >> it's nice to be here, jimmy. >> jimmy: always great to see you. usually when i see you, you're either rocking on stage or something like that with danny aykroyd. >> oh, doing the blues brothers. >> jimmy: that's right. are you guys -- >> danny and i. >> jimmy: do you still do --? >> we do it all the time. we play corporate events, major casinos, big benefits. we have a ball. >> jimmy: every single time i see you it's unbelievable. it's great. >> we're kicking and dancing and moving and we're soul men. >> jimmy: the blues brothers. i know, i love it, man, it's the greatest, come on. [ cheers and applause ] i would love you, man, it's great. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: and dan aykroyd is doing well? he's doing great? >> he's doing -- ah, jimmy, i'm doing great. i'm doing great. >> jimmy: jimmy, i'm doing great. >> i guess i can't wait to dance with you again, jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that what he says to you? >> oh, yeah, he's like -- he's 6'4." >> jimmy: he's so fast, man. >> you know, he's a big guy. >> jimmy: larger than life. i love him. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i was talking to you backstage and you were saying, "yeah --" i go, "do you love
the holidays?" and you said, "you know i was a a santa for a couple times. >> i was a santa claus in college. that's how i made my money at christmas to buy gifts, you know. >> jimmy: really? >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: like a mall -- like a a mall santa? >> no, yeah, no. i did malls first, that was my warm-up training. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's 101 -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's santa 101. >> right, right. i did it turn style, i don't even know the name of the places. i put an ad in the paper and on christmas eve i would go out and i would play santa on all these different houses. i had a schedule and everything. and unfortunately -- one christmas eve i had a suspended license. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: see, this is -- this is what i'm talking about -- >> so -- >> jimmy: again these are santa's helpers. >> yes, and uh -- [ laughter ] you guys, it's santa's helpers. it's not actually santa, yeah. >> no, i was santa claus. >> jimmy: yeah, i know, yeah, yeah. >> right, as a helper. >> jimmy: yeah. i put on a costume and a wig and a beard. i was the crime rate in my town. i was all the statistics as a a criminal. >> jimmy: you were everything, yeah. >> i was everything. and so they knew my vehicle. so here i'm driving on christmas eve as santa claus
going with a bag of -- you know, stuff. and they see my car and they pull me over. >> jimmy: yeah. >> no license. >> jimmy: yeah. >> they took me out of the car dressed as santa claus. [ laughter ] and they cuffed me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. come on. >> on the main street. >> jimmy: that is so cruel. >> these cars are going by with kids in them. "what is santa doing?" [ laughter ] >> santa's a criminal. he steals presents for you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is not true. >> no presents for you. >> jimmy: that's not true. >> oh, it is so true. those guys were so rough on me, those cops. >> jimmy: that was so funny. let's talk about the film here, "wonder wheel." >> jimmy: you're getting great buzz for this thing. congratulations. well-deserved. you're there with some heavy hitters. kate winslet. >> kate. >> jimmy: yeah. >> woody, vittorio -- i mean, when i walked on the set, jimmy, they were about 30 yards away. and i can see like a glow of academy awards floating. [ laughter ] there's like five of them over kate. [ laughter ] and then you look at woody, there's 24.
>> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> you know, nominations and awards, and then vittorio, there's, like, three or four. i mean he -- he shot "last tango in paris," this guy. >> jimmy: yes. >> and i have a certificate -- [ laughter ] of an emmy nomination. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. >> for writing on "saturday night live" in 1983 that i share with 17 other writers. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. ♪ and did you win that emmy? >> i did not win that emmy! >> jimmy: you did not win the emmy. i'm sorry -- [ laughter ] >> it was just the certificate. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: just the nomination is all you really need. >> jimmy: i folded it and i put it in my pocket. i put my brother, john, in this pocket and my dad in this pocket. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's good. >> and i wanna -- how do you do, i'm jim belushi. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: brother, how was -- i think there's another guy in the movie. i keep forgetting his name. >> oh -- justin timberlake. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> oh, yeah, yeah, that guy. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, he's cool, man. >> jimmy: right. yeah, he's a tall -- >> the real thing. >> jimmy: he is, right?
>> jimmy, he's the real thing. >> jimmy: yeah. >> man, he sings, he dances, he's funny. >> jimmy: i know. >> he improvises, he acts. he's terrific in this movie. >> jimmy: yeah, he's great. >> but wait until you see him in the shorts that he wears. >> jimmy: i saw. [ laughter ] oh, i've seen that before. >> jimmy: i mean, it's shot so beautifully. >> it is, it is beautiful. >> jimmy: how do they even make coney island like that, 1950s. >> well, it's vittorio, i mean, he's just -- >> jimmy: just gorgeous. to really risk with his lighting and, you know, the lighting, but whoever sets the emotion that's going, it's just gorgeous. it's really, jimmy, it's really a good film. but it feels like an arthur miller play or a a tennessee williams play. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it is so deep, and i think it's the best piece i've been a a part of in decades. i'm really proud to be in it. >> jimmy: good for you, brother. >> yeah, it's really good. >> jimmy: can you set up the film? what it's really about and how does justin get involved? [ laughter ] >> well, justin opens up in his shorts so he gets involved very quickly. >> jimmy: he's a lifeguard, right? >> he's a lifeguard. he meets kate winslet on the beach, who is very unhappy and
lonely, from being married to me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, they -- they -- >> i don't understand. >> jimmy: how does that happen? i don't understand but that's -- that's what acting is all about, yeah. >> oh, it's all about that. and they have a bit of an affair. and then my daughter, who has been there for five years, she shows up and so then the circle starts to go. the wonder wheel starts to spin. i can't really tell you the rest of it. >> jimmy: well, you're fantastic in it, buddy. and i always love it when you come by. >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] i want to show everyone a clip. here's jim belushi in -- >> ah, there it is. >> jimmy: "wonder wheel." take a look at this. >> oh, what the hell do you know? since when do you know what happens inside the rackets? >> how could i not know? i can't be married to one of those guys and not pick up on what's going on? >> that's right! i told you not to marry that racketeer! i told he was all mob. got me stake a murder.
she calls this -- this greaseball exciting. he wasn't even good-looking. he was a punk. i need a drink. >> forget it, humpty. >> damn it! >> calm down. >> damn! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: jim belushi, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] "wonder wheel" is in select theaters this friday. we'll be right back with the holiday gift guide that you won't want to miss. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ weekend at kohl's
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. you know, it can be stressful during the holidays to figure out what gifts to get your loved ones. so here to help us with some gift ideas are our friends kate berlant and john early, ladies and gentlemen. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> nice to see you. >> oh. >> nice to see you again. >> jimmy: thank you for being here. >> jimmy, thank you so much for having us. we love the holidays. >> guilty. [ laughter ] >> now, i myself come from a a multi-faith home, right? so i celebrate both christmas and hanukkah.
>> that's right. whereas i exclusively celebrate christmas. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: whatever you celebrate, i'm glad you're here. and i see we have some holidays gift ideas for us. >> we do. >> oh, yeah. >> this first thing is a a candle. i know what you're thinking, "really? i've seen it before." but i stand behind this classic gift. it really works for anyone. a friend, a family member, a a co-worker. and it's budget-friendly. this candle cost $20 and it smells incredible. oh, you've got to try it. >> jimmy: smells great. [ laughter ] who wouldn't love that. who wouldn't love that. john, smell this. >> whoa. [ laughter ] >> what? >> nothing. sorry, i'm just -- it's not for me. [ laughter ] >> okay. what's your gift? go. >> okay, well my first gift is this holiday-themed puzzle. >> jimmy: i love puzzles. >> me too. okay, this is a perfect gift for a niece, a nephew. really any kid on your holiday gift list.
what i love about this is that it's interactive, it's for the whole family. kids these days are always on their screens. so it's really -- >> choking hazard! sorry. i'm sorry, everyone. [ light laughter ] but if you see something, say something, right? and i see something. [ laughter ] so i'm going to say something, okay? that's a choking hazard, john, okay? a child sees the puzzle, "oh, candy?" -- [ whistles ] chokes. right? [ laughter ] christmas ruined. so -- [ light laughter ] >> okay, okay. >> it's just even though i don't have kids yet, i love kids. and i'm very protective over kids. >> how old are you? >> you know, it's so hard to say. [ laughter ] it's like, who knows? i'm kind of hovering in that bracket between 29 and 30 -- >> so 30. [ laughter ] >> okay. so what i have here is something for you know who -- mom. or really any cook on your list. these are nesting bowls, and as you can see, they quite literally nest. [ yawn ] yeah. >> i'm sorry. >> okay, what? >> i don't know, just, you know, a bunch of bowls?
i'm bored. [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] >> you know gifts are rough, right? >> you know holiday shopping can really break the bank. [ talking over each other ] >> it's so hard. we torture ourselves. >> that's why i always suggest making a gift as a fun alternative to buying one. [ talking over each other ] [ laughter ] >> at the end of the day it's a a subjective artform. and you have to -- >> the trick is to start early. [ talking over each other ] >> okay, we cannot talk at the same time, john. >> i was talking. >> i was talking, too. >> okay, jimmy, who was talking first? >> jimmy: i don't want to get into the middle of this. >> do not drag jimmy into this, john. do not! >> jimmy: okay, guys, we have to wrap this up here. so let's just -- >> okay, okay, okay. kate, kate, kate, i feel like i owe you an apology. >> yeah, me too. me too. we came here to discuss our favorite time of year. >> mm-hmm. >> and i think the pressure of that -- >> mm-hmm. >> turned us against each other. >> mm-hmm. you know, honestly, i blame myself. >> no, john, you can't. >> no, i do. i do. i blame myself. i really do. because here's the thing. you know this about me. when i get in front of a crowd, the first thing i throw under the bus is you. [ laughter ] and that's insane, and that's insane because kate, you are my best friend.
[ audience aws ] >> john -- ♪ you are my best friend, okay? i'm not just saying this because we're on tv, okay? you're not my old friend, my dear friend, you're my best friend. >> okay, kate. look at me, come on. look at me. [ light laughter ] promise we will never let holiday shopping get between us again, okay? [ laughter ] >> john, look at me. hey, john, look at me, okay? i promise. >> jimmy: just by being here you both have made me realize what the holidays are all about. [ laughter ] it's about coming together, pushing our differences aside, and spreading peace, love and joy. thanks to you guys and your holiday gift ideas, i think i have learned the true meaning of christmas. guys? [ cheers and applause ] yes. these realistic dolls taught me the true meaning of christmas. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> thank you! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes! liam gallagher! [ cheers and applause ] catch him on tour in d.c. and philadelphia this week. my thanks to daisy ridley, jim belushi, kate berlant, john early! liam gallagher, once again! [ cheers and applause ] monica! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye bye. thank you guys. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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