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thanks for jog all right. let's get a final check on the forecast. >> you can see some rainfall moving in for tomorrow, with five tengts of an inch to a half inch. dry this weekend, sunshine moving in. keep your eyes on next monday, a storm moves in. this could be the strongest since last winter where we see 1 to 2 inches of rainfall in the bay area. >> you were part of our 3:00 a.m. earthquake coverage last night. get some sleep tonight. thanks for joining us. sleep well. >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- martin short, gina rodriguez, musical guest spoon,
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and featuring the legendary roots crew. ♪ and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness! that is a hot crowd. [ cheers and applause ] that is a great new york city crowd right here tonight. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." here it is. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show to be at. thank you. welcome.
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here's what people are talking about, guys. did you see this? the other day, president trump tweeted that he turned down an offer to be "time" magazine's person of the year. [ light laughter ] that's not all. today, he said that he turned down the chance to marry prince harry. >> steve: really? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "and he was very sad. believe me, he was very sad." [ light laughter ] that's right. prince harry and meghan markle are engaged. [ cheers and applause ] so, finally, a success story for tinder. you know? [ laughter ] i mean, that's -- that's good. [ applause ] but this is nice. harry actually asked meghan's father for his permission to marry her. [ audience aws ] her dad was hesitant, because he was hoping she'd meet someone with a job. [ laughter and applause ] in an interview today, prince harry said that he and meghan got to know each other by having a lot of cozy nights in instead of going out to dinner. [ audience oohs ] or as guys everywhere put it, "see, i do treat you like a a princess." [ laughter and applause ]
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"we watch football every -- five hours!" well, after spending five days in florida, trump flew back to washington yesterday. and like always, the secret service had to leave a trail of reese's pieces to get him on the plane. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] "elliot. elliot." [ laughter ] this is embarrassing here. at a white house event, today, honoring native american war veterans, trump referred to elizabeth warren as "pocahontas." [ audience ohs ] then the veterans called trump by his native american name, tweets with small hands. [ laughter and applause ] but as i mentioned, trump's still saying "time" magazine called to offer him person of the year and he turned it down. i'm not sure if the call is genuine, because if you listen, you can hear hillary laughing on the other end. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] "why, yes, my refrigerator is running. what about it?"
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actually, "time" responded to trump's claim, saying that's not how they select person of the year. they do a more official method. you offer it to beyonce, then work your way down. [ laughter and applause ] that's how you do it. but this is nice. the white house christmas tree arrived the other day. and it will stay there for about six weeks. which will make it the longest-serving member of the trump administration. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: hey-oh! >> jimmy: "you're fired, tree. it's valentine's day, you're fired." [ light laughter ] you guys, today is cyber monday. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. this is -- it's the day millions of americans go online and enter their credit card info. or as russia calls it -- [ russian accent ] ♪ it's the most wonderful time of the year ♪ [ laughter and applause ] ♪ with the people all typing and ♪ the miss universe pageant was last night. did you guys see that? and for the q and a portion, the contestants were asked some
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pretty tough questions about world issues. some did better than others. but there was one contestant who didn't even get a chance to compete. she's miss back-up usa and -- [ light laughter ] the rule is that she would only get to be in the pageant if miss usa missed her flight. well, we wanted to give her a a chance to answer some of the questions that she would have been asked last night. so joining us now via satellite from her home is miss back-up usa. [ cheers and applause ] are you there? >> hello, jimmy. i am having the time of my life to be here! [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: well, it's good to have you here, miss back-up usa. are you ready for the first question? >> yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. yes. yes, yes, yes. yes. yes, yes, yes. >> jimmy: yeah, i got you. i heard you. here we go. here's one of last night's questions. women make up 49% of the global workforce. >> really? >> jimmy: what -- [ light laughter ] i didn't get to the question yet. >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: what -- what do you believe is the most important issue facing women in the workplace, and why?
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>> all of those 47. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: sorry. i'm sorry -- >> the 47 women. >> jimmy: wha -- what -- >> what -- parking. >> jimmy: i don't understand. what's your answer? >> must be parking. finding a spot? finding a parking spot? >> jimmy: finding a parking spot. [ laughter ] okay. let's go to the -- let's just go to another question. >> what's for lunch? >> jimmy: let's go another question, okay? >> oh, we're doing -- we're moving on? >> jimmy: we're moving on. >> okay, good. >> jimmy: we're moving on. >> great. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: social media has become a prominent factor in the way we see one another. >> yes. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: do you think social media has had a positive or negative effect on the way we judge beauty? >> uh -- [ light laughter ] judging beauty. >> jimmy: yes. >> is it guilty or innocent? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, you're not judging -- >> an in -- >> jimmy: not a judge, a a courtroom judge. >> well, what -- >> jimmy: it's social media.
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do you think it affects -- >> an affect -- >> jimmy: how we -- >> how we -- >> jimmy: judge beauty. >> judge beauty. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's your answer? >> you know what, judge of a a beauty. >> jimmy: the judge of beauty? >> the judge of beauty. the innocence of beauty. >> jimmy: yeah? >> oh, can you imagine young babies? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sure, sure, sure. sure, i can imagine -- i can imagine young babies. yeah, yeah. thank you. okay. this is the last question here. >> thank goodness! [ light laughter ] this is really -- >> jimmy: are you doing all right, by the way? are you doing okay? >> mm-hmm. yes! i love answering questions more than all of the other parts. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. here's the last question. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're welcome. what do you think has been the most important social movement of your generation and why? >> both? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what do you mean both? >> i have to say the social movement and i have to say the why? [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: you don't have to say -- let's just cut out the why part. >> like having to show your work. >> jimmy: just what is the most important social movement of your generation. >> okay. >> jimmy: yeah, just give me a a social movement. >> a social movement. >> jimmy: yeah, what's the most important one of your generation? >> social movement. could you use it in a sentence? [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: okay. what do you think has been the most important social movement of your generation and why? [ cheers and applause ] does that help? >> okay. >> jimmy: yeah. >> okay. okay. so, so -- okay. social movement. >> jimmy: movement. any movement. >> social movement. >> jimmy: any movement. >> social movement. oh, any movement? >> jimmy: sure. >> movement. movement socially. walking while talking. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: walking while talking is a social movement? that is -- walking while talking. >> walking while talking. swimming while singing. >> jimmy: okay, good. [ laughter ] best of luck next year.
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we're rooting for you. miss back-up usa, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: via satellite from her home. >> steve: from her home. from her home. >> jimmy: from her home via satellite. finally, you guys, i read about a multi-cooker that's selling like crazy called the instant pot. it has 40,000 reviews, all from people in colorado saying, "this isn't what i expected when i bought instant pot." [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes!
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that is five-time grammy award-winning bassist victor wooten sitting in with the roots. [ cheers and applause ] you are fantastic. oh, my gosh. his new album, "trypnotyx", is out now. thank you so much for being here, buddy. i appreciate it. that's amazing. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: amazing. holy mackerel. guys, it is monday. we're so excited to be back. we have a great week of shows ahead. daisy ridley's going to be here. john boyega. [ cheers and applause ] kumail nanjiani and queen latifah will be joining us. >> steve: hey! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: plus we have performances from miguel and sam smith. [ cheers and applause ] big week. but first, we have a fantastic show tonight. i love this guy. i wish he could come on every single night. he's the funniest dude ever. he's so talented. martin short is here tonight. >> steve: come on! [ cheers and applause ] hilarious. >> jimmy: he's unbelievable. >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: plus from the cw's
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"jane the virgin" and the new animated film, "ferdinand", gina rodriguez is stopping by tonight. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "ferdinand", the movie. and we have great music from spoon, you guys! [ cheers and applause ] yeah! >> steve: it's hot. >> jimmy: "hot thoughts." spoon. guys, thanksgiving is over. i hope you had a great thanksgiving. christmas will be here before you know it. and if you're really looking for a cool gift idea, check this out. this is the -- this is the amazon echo show. all right? yeah, check this thing out. right? it's just like the amazon echo. so you can do hands-free calling, you can listen to music, and you can get the weather, get the news, get like 200 recipes for eggnog. whatever you want to do. [ light laughter ] but it also plays video. that's what makes it cool. you can even watch "tonight show" clips on it. watch this. [ cheers and applause ] i need complete silence. [ light laughter ] why would i do that? yeah. ready? no. higgins.
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alexa, launch "tonight show." >> jimmy: hey guys, jimmy fallon here. just wanted to say a quick hello and welcome you to "the tonight show." >> thanks, jimmy. you can play the latest monologue, listen to jimmy's thank you notes, find out which guests will appear on upcoming episodes, or hear show information. which would you like? >> jimmy: alexa, play thank you notes. >> jimmy: guys, today is friday and that's usually when i catch up with some personal stuff. i check my inbox -- >> jimmy: yeah! it works! [ cheers and applause ] it's amazing. it works! alexa, home. [ light laughter ] alexa, home. alexa -- [ light laughter ] anyways. [ laughter ] it's a great gift. [ light laughter ] i love this thing. i feel like everybody should have one of these in their home. if you go to, you can find out more. it's really great. >> wait, jimmy. aren't you forgetting something? >> jimmy: oh, that's right. thank you, alexa. i almost forgot. tonight, everyone here in our
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studio audience is going home with their very own amazon echo show! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you know what's up. come on! you know what's up. ♪ yes! ♪ alexa [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you so much to the generous people at amazon for doing this. enjoy the amazon shows, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] >> stick around. we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show." >> jimmy: pretty cool. come on back, everybody, it's fun! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ megan's a lawyer. when it comes to presenting evidence, nobody does it better. she's also this close to finding bigfoot. but when it comes to mortgages, she's less confident.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. welcome back. thank you for watching. thank you for being here. i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] great crowd. i love you guys. you guys, you know how they say a picture is worth a thousand words? well, it's also worth one meme.
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i'll show you what i'm talking about. it's time for, "this week in memes." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this week in memes this week in memes yeah ♪ >> jimmy: first up, let's take a look at this photo of attorney general jeff sessions. [ laughter ] this meme is called, "when you the elf on the shelf and you see a naughty boy." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: i see him. >> jimmy: next is a photo of donald trump. [ laughter ] his meme says, "when you're watching a movie with your parents and a sexy scene comes on." [ applause ] >> steve: zoink. >> jimmy: let's take a look at this photo of bernie sanders. his meme is called, "when you see your uber drive by you and now he's ten minutes away." [ laughter and applause ] i just saw him. here's a photo of prince harry. [ laughter ] his meme says, "when the
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edibles kick in." oh. [ laughter and applause ] oh, wow. >> steve: i can move. >> jimmy: next is a classic photo of a dog. [ audience aws ] its meme says, "when your mom had to go to work early and your dad's never attempted pigtails." [ laughter and applause ] close enough. next up, here's a photo of a a rooster. its meme says, "when you get highlights off groupon." [ laughter and applause ] next up, here's another photo of donald trump. his meme says, "when 'bohemian rhapsody' comes on at karaoke." it's like, "oh." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ scaramouche >> steve: scaramucci. >> jimmy: here's a photo of vladimir putin. his meme says, "when you see the price of pistachios at whole foods." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: really? wow. >> jimmy: 50 bucks. wow. >> steve: a piece! >> jimmy: and finally here's a a photo of kim jong un.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: holy moley. welcome back, everybody. our first guest is one of our absolute favorites. you can see him perform with another one of our favorites, steve martin, in their comedy tour called, "an evening you will forget for the rest of your life." [ light laughter ] they'll be at the fsw suncoast credit union arena in fort meyers, florida, on thursday january 18th. please welcome our good friend, martin short, everybody.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] martin short! they love you. we love you. >> i so adore! >> jimmy: we love you! [ cheers and applause ] we love -- don't make him stand up again. oh, he did it again! [ cheers and applause ] >> you're my life blood! i so adore being overwhelmed by love. >> jimmy: you are, you are. [ light laughter ] >> hi, james. >> jimmy: thank you for coming -- for the show. >> i haven't seen -- you know the last time i saw you -- the last time i saw you was when you were hosting that campaign rally for roy moore in alabama, and -- [ laughter ] oh my god, were you on fire. >> jimmy: thank you very much.
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[ laughter ] that was the last time you saw me, yeah. >> oh, i adore this show so much. you know, of all the talk shows, this is truth, this is the one that i pretend to care about the most. >> jimmy: thank you. [ laughter ] i mean, that is very nice. thank you. >> i think of carpool karaoke is so strong. [ light laughter ] and mean tweets, i mean, it's just -- you are a master of social media, which i think is powerful. [ laughter ] and even though i wasn't your first choice for a guest tonight, i understand that. but it doesn't really bother me 'cause charlie rose is such a a different type. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i will say -- though, you look fantastic. >> i do? >> jimmy: yes, you look fantastic. well, you look -- [ cheers and applause ] you don't age. no, you don't age. >> oh, i look like i've been carried out of shangri-la. >> jimmy: no, no, no. you look fantastic. >> well, listen, let me say something about you. and i know that men aren't supposed to say this to other men, but you look stunning.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: stunning? >> yes. >> jimmy: i will take it. >> i call your look, "american psycho chic" and i don't even know what that means. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you invented a new word. >> really, i mean -- >> jimmy: thank you. >> you never age, jimmy. you don't. you don't. i bet you're the only late night host that goes to a a pediatrician. >> jimmy: thank you. [ laughter ] >> so, whatever you're paying your make-up artist, i would double it. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. >> and that -- that chair that -- that new booster seat you're wearing -- [ laughter ] there's a new presence, i'm telling you. >> jimmy: it gives me a a presence. it does, right? >> but i thought, you know, jimmy and i, we've known each other for many years. we have great conversa -- tell them, which i found interesting. [ light laughter ] what you were telling me backstage about why you feel that people should go to the bathroom where god intended them to. like what is that -- >> jimmy: let's talk about something more topical. >> oh, okay. whatever. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how was your thanksgiving? did you have a happy thanksgiving? how was it? >> oh, it was great. you know, i mean, the chinese food came like in eight minutes. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: you didn't have turkey? >> i will tell you thanksgiving, in hollywood is very weird now 'cause of all the scandals and, you know, stars are afraid to say, "can you pass the breast or thighs?" i mean, you don't want -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you don't want to -- don't even bring it up. >> no, no, no. now if, you know, if someone unbuttons their pants under the table, you don't know if they're full or just lonely, you know. [ laughter ] you were on the -- i saw, you were on the -- the float. >> jimmy: i was on, yeah, the thanksgiving day parade. i was on the float. [ cheers and applause ] it was so much fun. the roots. we had the most -- best time. >> you did? >> jimmy: it was so fun. we loved it. i had the greatest time. >> i was in a float too, yes. >> jimmy: i didn't see you. >> well, i'm -- this is -- i'm not that guy, but many people said that i was the best mrs. claus ever. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: congratulations, that's great. >> i like a compliment. >> jimmy: but thanksgiving, you have -- comedian thanksgiving? >> yeah, well no. we actually, you know, i'm canadian-american, as you know, born in canada. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: that was a good one. >> that was very good. sounds like a -- it was a combination of a man being cheerful and also passing a stone. it was a -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's that rare combination. >> oh, rare combination. no, no, no. well, we, you know, canadians, we have our thanksgiving in october. >> jimmy: that's right. >> october 6th. and -- which is your columbus day. and we have different traditions, you know, we like to stuff the turkey through the beak. that's unusual. [ laughter ] you know, a different way. >> jimmy: that is unusual, but you do that in canada. >> yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. but and then, you know, we'll sit around and tell each other what we're thankful for, and then we'll apologize if it feels like bragging, you know? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's very canadian of you. >> we eat a whole potato because mashing requires too much aggression. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're very peaceful in canada. >> and then at the end of the dinner, we stand together and all sing songs about public health care. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, isn't that a a beautiful. isn't that a beautiful thing to do. >> yeah. i want to talk about -- you're on tour still with steve martin
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right now. >> i am, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] we have two names for this. "an evening you'll forget for the rest of your life" and/or, "see them before they're dead." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, that's not true. >> well. >> jimmy: no. [ light laughter ] you're -- i just -- martin, martin, wait. martin! marty! it's me. >> clear! [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no you guys are -- but it's fun to go on tour. you and steve have been friends for a long time, right? >> oh, my god. well, he is -- there's no better friend, unless you need a favor. but -- [ laughter ] no, i love steve. you know, he's the palest. you can't get a whiter human being. [ laughter ] oh, my god. you get the feeling that when steve was born, the doctor said, it's -- a pillow. [ laughter ] i mean, he was actually kicked out of a barbershop quartet for being too white. [ laughter ] he had his dna test, and it came back 90% vapor.
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[ talking over each other ] absolutely. >> jimmy: you're doing thursday, january 18th, at fort meyers -- in fort meyers, florida. >> sure am, jimmy. >> jimmy: january 19th, friday -- >> hey, that's a good day. at the duke energy center of the arts. hey jerry, are you going to come to any of these shows? >> jimmy: i will be coming to the friday, february 16th, one in baltimore, maryland. >> hey, that's a good time. >> jimmy: that's a good one. i'll be at that one. >> and i'll be there too. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: martin short, everybody! the one and only. [ cheers and applause ] i love this man! go see him and steve martin in "an evening you will forget for the rest of your life." martin and i are doing something fun after the break. stick around. it will be fun. >> we are? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ dear january, we're sorry. we've made you all diets and cleanses. thing is, food isn't a resolution. it's fuel for our resolutions. fuel to power us, made for us.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know our next guest from her
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golden globe-winning role in "jane the virgin" and starting december 5th -- yeah, she's great. and starting -- [ cheers and applause ] she's about to come out. she's about to walk out. it's amazing. i know. starting december 15th, i'm so excited about this movie, you can catch her on the big screen in "ferdinand." ladies and gentlemen, please welcome gina rodriguez! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: it explodes. just explodes. >> my goodness! it does. it was like a -- sit down. all right. here i am. >> jimmy: welcome. thank you for coming back. >> oh my god, you can't have me on the same episode as martin short. >> jimmy: yes. [ cheers ] we of course we -- >> you can't do that. he's funny and he's canadian. >> jimmy: yeah, come on. >> so unfair. >> jimmy: no, come on. this'll be fun. first of all, you look fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for coming back. happy thanksgiving to you. did you have fun? >> happy thanksgi -- so much fun. >> jimmy: what'd you do this year? >> i was in long island with my boyfriend's very italian family. >> jimmy: hey!
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there you go. [ cheers and applause ] that's the way to do it. >> yes. it was interesting to have lasagna and meatballs for thanksgiving, but i'm into it. [ light laughter ] i'm into it. >> jimmy: oh, no, italian food, they just go every -- it's every food known to man. >> it was for days. >> jimmy: turkey, it's ha -- yes. >> venison. we had venison. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. fancy. super fancy. >> jimmy: how many people? >> well so, last year i did it as well and there was like one lasagna, right? >> jimmy: yeah. >> so i was like, "okay." and there was like 15 people. so i was like, "i got this." and then this year around, joe reminded me that all my groundwork was for none because there's 40 new people, 17 new babies. i didn't know they reproduced as fast as latinos did. [ laughter ] i was like, "i'm not ready for this." i'm not ready for this. but i do love babies so it was like -- it was good. >> jimmy: it was a lot of kids. >> yeah, lots of kids. and like every year, his little cousin, danny, writes scripts. like 60-page scripts. he's 11 years old. and he does -- >> jimmy: like movie scripts? >> epics. "star wars," "lord of the rings" inspired, just -- and put him on. so last year he put it on. this year, we made it a short. we got three pages done in
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about six hours. [ laughter ] yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. and then we couldn't do anymore, because it was all like cgi and then we died. [ laughter ] so it was like -- so we're not going to finish it. >> jimmy: kids, that's what they do. >> unbelievable. >> jimmy: not only are you a a great actress, but you're also boxing royalty. your dad is gino rodriguez. >> yeah! >> jimmy: famous referee. [ cheers and applause ] legendry. >> daddy. >> jimmy: there's pacquiao right there. >> pacquiao. >> jimmy: did you grow up with boxing? i mean, he's a legend. >> yeah, i grew up boxing. i grew up watching fights. i grew up with don king at, like, brunch. it was very strange. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. it was very bizarre. i didn't realize how cool it was until i got older and guys were like, "oh, you're into boxing?" and i was like, "yeah, no big deal." [ laughter ] and then they're like, "um --" >> jimmy: yeah, whatever, i guess. >> so you're like, yeah, like whatever. [ laughter ] it's no big deal. i can throw a jab. i can throw a jab. >> jimmy: seen a couple of fights here or there, you know. >> yeah, it's no big deal. [ cheers ] i'm always ringside but, like -- >> jimmy: yeah, whatever. >> who is it? who is it? >> jimmy: i mean, this is -- the sweat hits me when they get hit so no big deal. [ light laughter ] >> yeah, the sweat and the
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blood. and i never shower after it, so it's good. >> jimmy: yeah. did you ever get autographs from everybody? >> so my pops started getting the champion of every fight he did or every fight he supervised to sign a $100 bill, and so now he has about $10,000 worth of every champion you can think of, has signed it and it's the one thing i get to inherit. >> jimmy: why didn't -- [ audience cheers ] dad! why didn't you do that for me? [ cheers and applause ] >> isn't that crazy? >> jimmy: why didn't you have them sign $100 bills, dad? [ light laughter ] >> yeah. sorry. >> jimmy: what a different childhood we had. oh my god. [ light laughter ] >> i know, i know. i know. i'll sell you one. >> jimmy: yeah, thank you. i appreciate it. >> you know jimmy. >> jimmy: just send me a a picture of it. that's all. i just want to see a picture of it. >> i'll do that. i'll do that. >> jimmy: i have a video of you because i asked -- i said, "i wonder if gina's a fighter herself or into boxing." let me show you this -- this is you and your boyfriend training. >> oh, he's so much better than i am, but that's okay. >> jimmy: but watch this. this is a clip of you training with your boyfriend. watch this. watch this.
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>> yo. >> wait for the elbow though. >> bam. >> yo. >> jimmy: hey, i mean, great. [ cheers and applause ] we're good, right? >> we're real good. >> jimmy: we're cool? we're cool. >> we're cool. >> jimmy: dude, you are awesome. >> thank you. >> jimmy: that was insane! >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: i mean, do you ever spar with people? would you ever like -- would you ever get in the ring for real? >> i would love to. a few years ago, i did a movie called "deep water horizon" with peter berg, and peter berg is a big -- yeah i love him. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, he's great. >> i love you, peter. you're awesome. and he boxes also, so we went to the, like, local boxing gym and we all fought together. i fought him multiple times. >> jimmy: you fought peter berg? >> yeah, he won't even -- talk about it, peter. [ laughter ] i mean, i told him -- he didn't even realize who he was getting in the ring with. >> jimmy: wow. >> so he was like, "yeah, so you know, minka kelly was on my show years ago, and she boxes too."
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and so i was like, "oh, really? all right. what do you got, minka?" you know, like, what's up, minka? let's do a little charity fight. we started sending each other videos back and forth of like, us boxing and training. because she would train in l.a. and i was training in new orleans and when i got back, i was like, "what's up, you want to do this?" and she was like, "no." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think after seeing that video, i would be afraid as well. >> no minka, i love you -- minka can throw down. so, charity match. one round. [ cheers and applause ] two minutes on the show? >> jimmy: on the show here for charity? >> one round, two minutes. >> jimmy: all right. mika, if you're watching, i mean, i'm not -- just to let everyone know, i'm not stepping in the ring at all. [ laughter ] i wear plastic boxing gloves. i'll be punching myself in the face. i fight like one of those nun puppets. i mean, really. [ light laughter ] >> still a good jab though. >> jimmy: let's talk about what's happening with "jane the virgin" this season. it's a very interesting twist. it's like a -- >> yeah, so, last season, jane went through a horrific loss of
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her husband, and she went through a huge period of grief, and i thought that it was -- it was, actually, i was going through my own experience as well, so it was very cathartic and it was very helpful. but now this season, she is showing the joy that comes after loss. and it's also because she got a a new man. jane is just like having this joy and finding her heart again and finding love again, and feeling the gratitude of being able to feel like the loss or heartbreak, which is nice, which means that she can love again. and that's just like such a a beautiful feeling. so there's a lot of joy. >> jimmy: it's a great role for you and you're just nailing it. >> jenny's the best. jenny the writer. i love you. thank you for making the best role i've ever had so far. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: shout out to jenny. >> aw. >> jimmy: let's talk about "ferdinand." i mean, ferdinand the bull, i love the story. did you read it when you were a a kid? >> oh, for sure. and it's my niece's favorite book. >> jimmy: do you guys know that book? ferdinand the bull? [ cheers and applause ] >> the bull that just wanted to stop and smell the roses and
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didn't want to fight. >> jimmy: he just wants to sleep under the -- he doesn't want to fight. >> he doesn't want to fight. not like me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, exactly. but that's why it's called acting. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's why it's called acting, you guys. >> no, no, no, it's fantastic. >> jimmy: it's such a a peaceful -- yeah. >> and it's a beautiful, beautiful movie. i really think that it's going to move lots of people and reminding you to just like, stay on the path of who you are and not be afraid to like step outside what people can expect from you. and just being true to yourself. it's just a reminder that we all need sometimes. like, it's okay to be you. you is dope. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's great cast. john cena. >> so many. >> jimmy: there's so many great people in the film. but i want to show a clip of you here. here's gina rodriguez in "ferdinand." take a look at this. >> whoa. you weren't kidding about the bugs. >> why would you --? >> oh, stop. >> we have to do something. >> all right. let's do it old school. ♪ >> um, are you trying to steal my stuff? >> oh, no, we'd never do something like that.
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>> no, not us. >> you have offended us, sir. >> i'm sorry, little guys. i feel terrible. ow! >> don't fall for it, ferd. they're filthy weasels! >> hey. we're not filthy weasels. >> we're filthy hedgehogs. >> she knows what we are. >> yeah, beady-eyed little thieves. >> we're not thieves, we're survivors. >> bomb! >> let's roll. >> oh wait. hold on! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how cute is that? i can't wait. my kids are going to love this. >> oh, i hope so. you have to tell me. >> jimmy: gina rodriguez, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] "jane the virgin" is on friday nights at 9:00 p.m. on the cw. make sure to catch "ferdinand" in theaters december 15th. we'll be right back with a a performance by spoon. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this guy is in a hurry.
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uh, i was in a hurry this morning. barely had time for breakfast. music sting: crave van! hey guys. try my country scrambler plate, with jimmy dean sausage, homestyle potatoes and scrambled eggs mixed with bacon, ham and cheese. part of my brunchfast menu.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight's musical guest is on tour now in support of their critically acclaimed album, "hot thoughts." it's a fantastic record. performing, "do i have to talk you into it", give it up for spoon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ here we go down a long dark road same place where we used to go ♪ ♪ and the words get stuck on the tip of my tongue feeling cut off from everyone oh ♪
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♪ ♪ do i have to talk you into it do we have to make sense of it ♪ ♪ when i've known you such a long long time and we never had to act polite ♪ ♪ i wanna whisper down the tube all the words you would never use ♪ ♪ do i have to talk into it ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ jimmy digs in his long dark coat he comes up with a tender throat ♪ ♪ and he hides it away in bronson park so he can't get to it after dark ♪ >> ain't that right, jim? ♪
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♪ do i have to talk you into it do we have to make sense of it ♪ ♪ they say i better seal you up in wax so that you're never gonna bite me back ♪ ♪ and i can feel it when i'm away i got to get back tomorrow if not today ♪ ♪ to try to talk you into it i have to talk you into it ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ ♪ when the mood of the era's gone everybody fading me
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even my ma ♪ ♪ and the words get stuck on the tip of my tongue feeling cut off from everyone oh ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ do i have to talk you into it do i have to talk you into it ♪ ♪ well here we go down a long dark road been here man many times before ♪ ♪ i wanna whisper down the tube all the words you would never use ♪ ♪ do i have to talk you into it ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! that's how you do it buddy. that's how you do it! that is how you do it right there! spoon! [ cheers and applause ] spoon, everybody! "hot thoughts" is out now. wow! my thanks to martin short, gina rodriguez, spoon once again! [ cheers and applause ] victor wooten right there and the roots. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- jeff daniels, from "orange is the new black," actress danielle brooks, music from daniel caeser, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth mers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump pardoned a turkey at the white house today, where he said, quote, "i'm pleased to report that unlike millions of other turkeys at this time of the year, drumstick ha


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