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a full moon, a super moon and an eclipse. okay. the countdown is onto the lunar trifecta. full moon, super moon and eclipse. sky ranger flew over the sea air and space museum in alameda hosting a viewing party into the early hours of tomorrow. the ship serves as a recovery vessel for apollo 11 and 12 on lunar landing missions. >> 5:29 exactly. that's the best event totality of the total lunar eclipse. >> if i get up at 5:30, i'll miss it. >> you'll see it. >> saets that's precise. >> we'll see you early in the morning. >> bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studithat's prec >> we'll see you early in the morning. >> bye-bye. nter in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- michael strahan, chrissy teigen, musical guests the voidz,
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and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 813, tampa! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is what you want right there! that is the crowd you want! a great, new york city crowd! welcome, everybody, welcome. welcome to "the tonight show"! this is it, baby! [ cheers and applause ] you're here. welcome, you guys. let's get to the news here.
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tonight was president trump's first state of the union. and i saw that trump read his speech off a teleprompter. [ light laughter ] you could tell, because he began by saying, "applause, good evening, applause. [ laughter and applause ] please be seated. they sit." that's right. he read off a prompter. to make sure he stayed on track, his staff had a little mickey mouse head bounce over the words like a sing-a-long song. [ laughter and applause ] but experts said it was a very historic state of the union. you know, because it marked the first time since taking office that trump went a full hour without tweeting. [ applause ] actually, i heard about a fun drinking game for the speech. here's how it works. if you took a shot each time trump didn't stick to the script, your name is sara huckabee sanders. [ laughter and applause ] "he didn't do it again. oh boy. he's going rogue." [ light laughter ] i guess most of trump's state of the union address was written by his adviser, steven miller. while the rest of trump's presidency was written by
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stephen king. [ laughter and applause ] did you see this? this is embarrassing. did you see this? tickets to the state of the union had to be reprinted after they originally said "state of the uniom." [ laughter ] even the guy who sent out that false missile alert in hawaii was like, "how do you mess that up? i mean, what?" [ laughter and applause ] tickets to trump's state of the union had to be reprinted because of a typo. check it out. it says "state of the uniom." [ laughter ] that's not all. there was actually a message from trump on the back of the ticket as well. take a look. it said, "i, donald j. [ laughter ] turnip, invite you to my state of the onion. this will be my first hairdress to be congested and i'll be speaking on mighty imported topics, which i'll read off a a telescope. i appreciate your serpents." >> steve: wow. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: after trump's speech, massachusetts congressman joe kennedy became one of the youngest people to give the democratic response.
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and you could tell he was young when all he said was, "he cray." [ laughter and applause ] but trump actually did his own live stream on the speech, and this is true -- if you donated money to his re-election campaign they put your name on the screen during the speech. check out some of his donors. watch this. >> solving these and so many other pressing problems will require us to work past the differences of party. it will require us to tap into -- [ laughter ] -- the american spirit that is overcome every challenge, throughout our long and storied history. but to accomplish our goals -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: very interesting. you see that? [ cheers and applause ] and this is pretty big. today amazon announced it's creating its own healthcare company. that's kind of awkward getting healthcare from amazon. [ light laughter ] especially when a drone flies over your house and says "viagra for bob. viagra for bob. [ laughter and applause ] is this the right house for bonerless bob?" [ laughter ]
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finally, i read that apple is growing its fleet of self-driving cars. you can tell the self-driving cars are made by apple because when you hit a pebble it shatters the entire windshield. [ laughter ] you guys, we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. be sure to set your dvrs, because this weekend we'll be taking the "tonight show" to minneapolis for a special live show on super bowl sunday! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] that's big. we have a big show that night. dwayne "the rock" johnson will be there. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ the cast of "this is us"! oh! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and the star of this year's super bowl halftime show, justin timberlake, will all be there! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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it's going to be a giant show. there's a lot of fun things planned. so stay tuned after the super bowl right here on nbc. it should be good. [ cheers and applause ] we got a fun show tonight. we love this guy, he's the best. michael strahan is here! [ cheers and applause ] plus, from "lip sync battle," chrissy teigen is stopping by! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: chrissy and i are facing off in the "best friends challenge" later in the show. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and we got great music from my man julian casablancas' new band, the voidz are here! >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: if you like julian. >> steve: voidz. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: hey, guys, the state of the union was earlier tonight and president trump spoke on a number of issues, including jobs, immigration, and national security. it was his first official state of the union and he really wanted to nail it. so he called a few people
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beforehand to get some advice. we actually got our hands on some footage from those calls. check this out. [ cheers and applause ] >> i can't believe my state of the union address is tonight. and it's completely sold out. billions and billions of people will be watching. who should i call for my pre-speech pep talk? i know. [ phone vibrating ] >> fake news, this is kellyanne conway. [ laughter ] >> kellyanne, it's donald. >> fake news. [ laughter ] >> you can't just say "fake news" for everything. unless you're me, i can say it for everything. fake news. see, i just said it. my big speech is tonight. how fantastic do you think it's gonna be? >> so fantastic. people are already saying it's one of the greatest speeches ever. [ light laughter ] >> that's huge. tell me more. >> your speech got a 200% on rotten tomatoes. [ laughter ] >> that's the bigliest percent. [ light laughter ] what else? >> it won best pop solo performance at the grammys. [ laughter ]
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it made me cry, and i haven't felt and emotion since 1987. [ light laughter ] >> sad. [ beeping ] i've got to go, i'm getting another call. bye, kellyanne. >> fake news. >> congratulations, this is donald trump. >> hello, donald, it's, uhh -- barack. [ light laughter ] i heard you have a big speech coming up tonight. i figured i'd give you a call, see how it's going. >> it is fantastic. it's going to be the greatest state of the uniform speech of all time. [ laughter ] >> all right, well, let's hear it. let's give. uh, let's give barry o. a little taste. >> all right, hold on. let me -- let me take a drink of water first. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> here goes. so far i have -- god bless the united shtates. [ laughter ] what do you think? >> honestly, well, i think it's the most coherent speech you've ever written.
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[ light laughter ] oh, and by the way, i just got my copy of your new book, "fire and fury." so far -- ♪ ba dah ba bah-ba i'm loving it. [ laughter ] oh, and if you're wondering, a a book is like a bunch of tweets written one after the other. >> okay, well, in that case, i've written so many books. i tweet so many big, beautiful books every night from my bedroom at 3:00 a.m. tweeeeet! [ laughter and applause ] are you gonna watch my speech tonight? >> no can do, donnie. listen, if i want someone with weird hair to tell me what's in store for the coming year, i will call a groundhog. [ laughter ] anyway, got to go. michelle and i have date night tonight. we've dvred "the bachelor." no spoilers. >> that reminds me, i need to call melania. she keeps telling me i'm about to be a bachelor. [ laughter ] i'll use my new iphone. i love how it fits in my normal size hands. [ laughter ]
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[ phone ringing ] >> hello? >> hi, melania, it's me, donald. >> not tonight, donald. i have headache. >> but i just -- [ dial tone ] but i -- she must be going through a tunnel. [ phone ringing ] >> mr. president, you have an urgent phone call on your emergency line. >> thank you. [ phone ringing ] hello? >> mr. trump, we're very concerned. it's been 27 hours since we last spoke. you've usually called us by now. >> thank goodness you reminded me. i'd like one large bucket of chicken and one large bucket of diet coke. >> okay, so, just the usual then? >> i love you, colonel sanders. [ laughter ] >> my name is josh. >> i love you, colonel josh sanders. [ laughter ] god bless you, god bless united shtatesh, and god bless kentucky fried chishen. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] (elevator speaker) going down. oh no. peter? it's kristy.
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the rarest of diseases, imagine what we can do for the conditions that affect us all. imagine what we can do for you. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a a "good morning america" anchor and a super bowl champion hall of famer. please welcome our good friend, the always entertaining michael strahan!
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: michael strahan. michael strahan. that was some interesting walkout music. >> they never cease to amaze me. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you, roots. i know they're from philly, they're big eagles fans. yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and are you a former new york giant, so -- [ cheers ] you are a -- necessarily i -- i mean last time you were here, we talked about this a little bit. the giants were having a bad season. >> yeah. they're still having one, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: can't do anything about it. >> they're not having a season anymore, that's the thing. yeah, they were. >> jimmy: yeah and you made a a pretty bold prediction about the eagles. i don't know if you remember this, but we have the footage. >> man. >> jimmy: can we take a look at the clip? >> give it up to the philadelphia eagles. well done, guys.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's a classy -- that's a classy individual right there. he's a gentleman. >> enjoy it for now until you lose in the playoffs. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] >> okay, everybody at home thinks i'm a mean guy. they give me a hard time. they give me a hard time. >> jimmy: the roots are really tough on you. >> you know, let me tell you right now. last -- last week, the game they won against the vikings, i get to my seat -- we did the show there, fox, we did our game -- our show there. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i get to the set and you guys -- they performed at halftime. >> jimmy: that's right, the roots were in philly. >> you were fantastic by the way. great job, you guys. >> questlove: oh, thank you, thank you. >> great job. >> questlove: thank you. [ applause ] >> but i go -- but before the show, i go to rehearse and i sit in my seat -- these fools left me a note. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, that's nice. that's very nice of them. >> they drew a picture -- no, it wasn't nice! it was a picture, like a bird or a man stepping on another person and it said, "go eagles" and then it pointed to the person getting stepped on, it said "michael." [ laughter and applause ] and it was quest were drew it!
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>> jimmy: quest, was that you? >> questlove: i don't know. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my -- >> but i will say great game by the eagles. they -- they surprised me. >> jimmy: i mean -- >> they surprised me. congratulations, guys. >> jimmy: what do you -- yeah. [ applause ] that's very -- again, very nice of you. what do you think? so it's patriots versus eagles. what are you thinking right now? >> guys, don't get too happy. [ laughter ] no, you know what, i think i'm going to go with the eagles. >> jimmy: you are? [ audience groans ] [ applause ] ♪ really? >> and the reason being, because every pick i made at fox nfl sunday i always lost. [ laughter and applause ] go eagles! >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> my record was terrible, jimmy! it was terrible. i'm sorry, my record was bad. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but i -- i think the eagles got a legit shot, because they got a great defense. and a lot of teams with the patriots -- we played the patriots in the super bowl, and a lot of teams -- if they made
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a push at the end, i mean brady drove those guys down the field, scored a touchdown and we had to come back with tyree off the helmet, plaxico burress. they're going to make a late game push for something. but philadelphia has the defense that can handle it. you know, when you watch last week, jacksonville got tired. everybody gets tired. no one understands how to make a push like the patriots. but the eagles, they showed me last week they were really hungry. so, to be honest with you, it's a new yorker's worst super bowl. [ laughter ] the philadelphia eagles and the patriots? >> jimmy: so new york is not going to be watching this? >> new york i hope will watch. i hope everybody watches it. but i -- i truly think the eagles got a legit shot for the first time in my lifetime to win a super bowl. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean -- >> and i say that lovingly. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you -- you -- you've won the super bowl. how's it feel? >> it feels great. i mean, imagine, i lost one too. that didn't feel too good. that -- >> jimmy: what happens when you -- what happens when you lose? >> well, when you lose, you're on the field and everybody's -- you see all that confetti falling?
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and literally they're sweeping the confetti with you, too. >> jimmy: you get off the field as well! yeah, yeah. >> yeah, but then when you win, the confetti is falling and it's the most amazing feeling, because you worked so hard for something. and you're looking at these guys who are so happy that it was worth every, all the 15 years i played. and just to look at a young eli manning, who was still like a boy back then -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i have a picture in my man cave of me grabbing him by the throat and i'm just like screaming at him. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i'm just like, "we won the freaking super bowl." [ laughter ] it's the best feeling in the world. >> jimmy: yeah. but don't you think tom brady is just like a -- i don't know, like a superman? i've never seen anyone like that. >> i don't get it. [ laughter ] i don't get it. i mean it should literally be illegal to be tom brady. [ laughter ] it should be. you -- you're 16 years i think in the league or something like that. eight super bowls. so if you're a kid, all you know is the patriots. you don't even know anybody else can play in the damn thing. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: he's ruining the sport! >> he's ruining the sport! it's like, enough already. >> jimmy: but is he like super human or what's the deal? >> he has a drive unlike anybody i think i've ever seen in the sport of football. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you would think at 40 years old, this guy would say, "enough." i mean at 36 for me, 15 years, i was done. i knew i didn't want to play anymore. i look at it now and i'm thinking, "look at those fools hit each other." like, it's crazy. [ laughter ] but to look at him at 40 and still have the drive to play possibly -- he says another five years. and to be at the top of his game, it's just -- it's unbelievable. i don't know what to say. but it's -- work hard, kids, marry a super model and you're good. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: not bad. but you -- you're doing this thing we talked about a little bit last time. "religion of sports" is that what -- >> yeah, "religion of sports." and one of the things we're doing now, it airs on facebook, it's called "tom versus time." and tom's a partner in "religion of sports" with myself and gotham chopra. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and "tom versus time" literally we've followed his journey from last year all the
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way through this season and now it's ended up in the super bowl amazingly enough. to show that the battle that you have as you get older in all aspects of life and as an athlete to continue to perform at a certain level. and i know tom, and i thought i really knew tom, until you watch this and you see what really drives him. >> jimmy: i love this -- >> and i hate it -- like i hated tom always being in the super bowl. hated it! >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> but now when you watch this, you're going, "i get it. he does not want to lose." >> jimmy: he loves it. >> and that's why he's always there, because he makes everybody around him better. and it's a hard job and he's mastered it, man. >> jimmy: and also, there's interviews of him with his kids and things like -- he's a pretty private guy. i just don't even see stuff like this. >> yeah, that freaked me out. you're sitting in his living room, like gisele's talking. i'm like, "oh, that's how she talks to you, huh?" [ laughter ] like, you know what i'm saying? i felt like i was like sitting on their couch like, "go ahead, talk." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. "tom versus time" is on facebook. check it out. how is everybody over at "good morning america?" >> everybody's great, everybody's great.
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sweeps coming up, man. we getting ready to go to work. i'm going to -- i'm flying out to go interview logan paul. you know, young youtube star. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> doing that. but it's fun. like, i love it, man. it's interesting. every day is different. >> jimmy: well, you're great at it, man. we love you, man. >> i appreciate you. >> jimmy: please come back all the time. we love you, please, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> all right, real quick. i know we got dinner to do. but if the eagles win the super bowl, this possibly is my last time on this show. so i do want to say, good luck, eagles. for all the giants fans, everybody, don't get mad at me, but i am going to say it out of respect -- e-a-g-l-e-s. eagles! >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. michael strahan, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] you can see him on "good morning america." check out his new series, "tom versus time", on facebook. we'll be right back with chrissy teigen. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ oh, you brought butch.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you can catch our next guest on "lip sync battle" airing thursday nights at 10:00 p.m. on paramount network. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome chrissy teigen! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hi. >> jimmy: chrissy teigen. >> they're so nice. >> jimmy: oh, they love you. come on. we love you, too! absolutely. [ cheers and applause ] >> hi, everybody. i haven't been here before. i've like infiltrated john's appearances, but i've never sat on this couch. >> jimmy: this is the first -- and it's not just you. there's another person with you. >> it's me and a -- >> jimmy: yeah, you have a a little baby boy in there. >> i got a little baby boy, yup! >> jimmy: congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> one of my favorite things is getting really offended when people say it. like down the red carpet at the grammys, they were like, "so, congratulations." and i'm like, "why?" and they freak out. they think they messed up. [ laughter ] it's so sad. i go, "for what?" i just had -- i just had him. that's the best. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. oh, i can see people are reacting like that. yeah. >> okay, wait. can i ask you something? >> jimmy: of course. >> how far along do you think i am? [ light laughter ] [ audience ohs ] [ drum roll ] >> jimmy: i don't know what the right answer is. >> because everybody keeps touching my belly and saying, "any day now." and i'm like -- >> jimmy: no, no, no, no, no. i wouldn't say any day. >> me neither. >> jimmy: i wouldn't touch your belly, by the way. [ laughter ] >> you can. >> jimmy: no, i know i can. but thank you very much. >> i like it. >> jimmy: you do? >> yeah. i think it's good -- >> jimmy: i just -- no. because i -- no. [ laughter ] i just love it. and i love you, baby. >> don't try to get out of the question, though. how far? >> jimmy: um -- [ laughter ] [ drum roll ] i'd say you were about -- five months. >> that's great!
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that is a really great guess. you got it. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: come on, i got it? hey, man. >> i just had to say it, because everyone thinks that i am due tomorrow. >> jimmy: no. >> i'm like, nope. just second baby. >> jimmy: and how is first baby. does first baby understand -- >> she's so good. >> jimmy: what's she's -- what she's growing up, like what's happening? >> she is so good. she'll be two in april and she is just so much fun. she's so funny. she's talking up a storm. >> jimmy: she's so cute. luna. >> loves dad. you know girls and their dad. they're so close. >> jimmy: look at luna legend. look at this. cute baby. oh, my goodness. [ audience aws ] >> she looks like meryl streep there in -- [ laughter ] "the devil wears prada." >> jimmy: i mean, come on. how cute is that. and -- >> that's how she rolls. >> jimmy: she is excited to be a big sister? i mean she -- >> she has no clue. everyone's like, "does she know?" like she knows something is going up in there but she has -- going on, i mean. [ laughter ] nothing is going up. oh, my god. yeah, sorry. [ laughter and applause ] i'm nervous today. i'm sorry. >> jimmy: it's fine, yeah.
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but, she's -- she loves -- she loves daddy? >> she is so tied to him. i mean that's her -- her everything. and that's why i got my little boy coming. so i'm like we're going to team up against them, i think. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. how is john doing by the way? >> he's so good. he's going to be jesus soon, in "jesus christ superstar." >> jimmy: that's right. [ cheers and applause ] >> yes. so another thing -- >> jimmy: so another thing that he's gonna like rub in. >> i know. >> jimmy: you get into a fight. he's like, you can't yell at me. >> now, he's jesus. >> jimmy: i'm jesus. [ laughter ] my gosh. >> he's like a hip jesus, though. i saw their fitting and it was so funny. it's like white balmain jeans, rick owens torn white shirt. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> i'm like, "jesus is hot." [ laughter ] he looks good. >> jimmy: but he -- i saw you guys at the grammys the other night. how was that, by the way? was it fun? >> it was so much fun. yeah, it was really fun. and we left a little a early, because sober grammys is a a different type of grammys for me. [ laughter ] all those faces you see, that comes out of drinking, usually. so -- and i have jay-z next to me who has his own wine bottle.
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entire bottle at his seat. and it just -- it was hard to watch. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. he just lives it up. was there anyone that you -- do geek out any more or freak out? >> there's nobody like seeing beyonce in person. it's just so incredible. the aura that comes around her. i mean, she just emits this aura that's spectacular. and on our way out, john was like, "we have to say something, right?" and i took both her hands and -- i don't do this for anyone. it was very weird. and john is like, "what the hell are you doing?" and i took her hands and i got down on my knees and i was like, "sorry to bother you, my queen." like, who says that? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> it was like, m'lady. [ laughter ] like, what do you -- like who am i? >> jimmy: yeah, but what were you doing -- >> and john's like bro-fiving with jay-z. and i'm like, "oh, my lord." >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> so weird. >> jimmy: i mean, but -- because i thought you would be like used to seeing everybody. >> no. >> jimmy: no. >> not her though. no, no, no. and jerry seinfeld was right in front of me. >> jimmy: oh, he has an aura as well. >> i know. [ laughter ] he has a spectacular aura. >> jimmy: you have an aura around you. >> no.
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>> jimmy: i feel like -- >> we were in the wrong seats, for sure. >> jimmy: you'd be used to it, because john has won, like, ten grammys. or something like that. >> yeah, he has ten. he has an oscar, a golden globe. he needs his emmy. so. >> jimmy: he just needs an emmy. and well, he's playing jesus. >> i know. >> jimmy: i mean, yeah. he wrote -- he wrote "all of me" for you. >> yeah. [ audience aws ] no, guys. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, come on. >> everyone does that. and it's -- it's just so funny. because when it got popular, i had been hearing it for almost like a year and a half, or something. so it's a nice -- i like it a a lot. i mean it's -- [ laughter ] but i've heard it for a long time. >> jimmy: you heard it before they put it out, right? >> yes! >> jimmy: before it was released. >> and i swear even, if i go to a show of his tomorrow and he sings it, everyone turns to look and see if i'll start crying. and then i have to either pretend. or just like -- i don't know what to do any more. like, i'm usually like -- [ laughter ] like what are you supposed to do? >> jimmy: you know, at this point you're like i've heard this for like eight years now. i'm good. >> then i look like a -- i look like a brat if i'm not
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emotional about it. it's a good song. i like it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't think you're -- you're allowed to not cry. dude, we get it. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you love each other. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're all good. yeah, yeah. >> yeah, it's fine. >> jimmy: and give him jesus moment. >> no, no. thank you. >> jimmy: yeah. i want to give you your "lip sync battle" moment. you and ll, i mean that's why the show works. you guys are fantastic. >> this is why that show works. it was birthed here. >> jimmy: that's right. >> the "lip sync battle" -- yeah. it became so -- >> jimmy: no, but you are crushing it. >> it's such a phenomenon. it's so much fun, honestly. >> jimmy: on season four now. >> season four. >> jimmy: can't believe that. >> we have our big live michael jackson show. and it just gets bigger and bigger and more international every year. it's pretty crazy. >> jimmy: are you still having fun with this? >> i am. like, i really don't like to know anything. i don't go to rehearsal. i seem like the laziest worker ever. [ light laughter ] i don't like watching too much. i like to be part of the audience. >> jimmy: yeah, well i love your reaction and going, like -- >> yeah, it's pretty natural. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> it's a dream job. i literally just make, like -- faces all the time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. every time you say something it's always clever and funny. >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: and everyone loves it. everyone loves you. >> it's such a surprise every single time. like, beyonce showing up. or, i mean, this week we have
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fifth harmony coming on the show and their fan base is crazy. >> jimmy: yeah. >> crazy. >> jimmy: they are giant. >> oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: and it's a great show. >> when i tweet something about them it's like -- i get really weird stuff back. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you got -- you have to be very careful. >> very weird. yeah. i become "mom." are you "dad" to anybody? i'm "mom" to everyone. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. i'm like, you're 24. i'm not your mom. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't think anyone has ever called me dad on twitter. >> oh, someone call jimmy dad. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. no one has ever done that. so interesting. >> okay. >> jimmy: so interesting. mom, though? is that a thing? >> yeah, like mom and dad. oh, goals. relationship goals, mom and dad. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> i feel so old, sorry. >> jimmy: no, please. are you kidding me? you're a baby. >> oh, god. >> jimmy: chrissy, we love you. >> i love you guys. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here's ally from fifth harmony performing in thursday night's episode of "lip sync battle." check this out. ♪ dance the night away live your life and stay young on the floor ♪ ♪ dance the night away grab somebody drink a little more ♪ ♪
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>> can i get the booty shake again? >> yeah! yeah, sure. [ cheers and applause ] just for you, chrissy. just for you. >> i can't. >> jimmy: exactly. just for you. chrissy teigen! [ cheers and applause ] >> that's my girl. >> jimmy: i don't know if you have the same -- same vibe i'm feeling, but i feel like maybe we could be besties. >> i absolutely think so. >> jimmy: you get that vibe? all right, chrissy and i are doing the best friends challenge when we come back. stick around everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ at at&t, buy one iphone 8 and get one on us. that's one for you, and one for... your bbf your backup singer. your frenemy your boo your roomie so one phone for you and one phone for someone in your squad.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back everybody. we're hanging out with chrissy teigen! [ cheers and applause ] you can see her on "lip sync battle" thursday nights on paramount network. chrissy, we've known each other for a while. >> yep. >> jimmy: and whenever you're here and whenever i see you, i always feel very connected with you. >> yes. >> jimmy: i'm wondering if we might be best friends. >> obviously. >> jimmy: so i have a game that we can play to prove it. it's time for "the best friends challenge." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ best friends challenge oh yeah ♪ >> jimmy: all right, now -- >> you better not give me a pen and a paper. >> jimmy: no, but here we go. get ready for this. now this is -- the game works like "the newlywed game" but for friends. so we're gonna take turns reading questions about each other from the best friend box. and we'll try to write down -- [ light laughter ] the same answer. no, we didn't plan any of this out. all right, here we go. right here. i will read the first question.
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>> wait, you -- this is about me. when you read, it's -- >> jimmy: yeah. i'm going to guess about you. if you're my best friend. >> okay. >> jimmy: here we go, ready? >> okay. >> jimmy: oh, this this is about me. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: if jimmy had a a signature candle, what would the candle smell like? >> oh. >> jimmy: be careful now. >> i know. >> jimmy: if i had a signature candle, what would the candle smell like? [ light laughter ] >> um, mine are all inappropriate. always. i can't do it. >> jimmy: if i had a signature candle, what would the candle smell like? ♪ i'm trying to give hints. [ light laughter ] if i had a signature candle, what would the candle -- >> i don't think i'm going to be good at this. >> jimmy: i think we got -- i think we got this one. chrissy, what did you write down? >> your daughters?
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's so cute. because i'm always hugging here. >> you're always giving them hugs. >> jimmy: yeah, i am. i do. i love them. i put cotton candy. [ laughter ] >> i feel like -- >> jimmy: my daughters smell like cotton candy. >> oh, that's perfect. >> jimmy: we almost got -- judges? >> i think we got that one. >> jimmy: no, they didn't give it. [ ding ] >> oh. okay. >> jimmy: now, they're being very -- they were being nice. all right. >> everything else was -- >> jimmy: chrissy, why don't you go first? >> everything else was -- i would get in trouble. >> jimmy: here we go. that is your card up top. >> okay. >> jimmy: and then, here we go. because we didn't get that one. but we have more chances to win. >> yes, we do in this game. okay, jimmy. >> jimmy: yes. >> if we had a catch phrase, what would it be? ♪ [ light laughter ] well remember we used to do this all the time. we would go -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: together we would go -- [ light laughter ] together me and you, we always had a catchphrase and we would go -- >> yes. ♪
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okay. i feel good about this. >> jimmy: yeah, me too. i feel good about it. here we go. my answer is -- boo-yah! chrissy, your answer is -- >> boo-yah! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ yes! yes! >> jimmy: how did we get that? >> yes. i have no idea. >> jimmy: boo-yah! >> boo-yah! >> jimmy: boo-yah. [ laughter ] >> i got excited. >> jimmy: oh, i got excited. that was really good. i felt the vibes with that one. >> baby's going. okay. >> jimmy: baby's kicking on that one. >> baby's going. >> jimmy: boo-yah. it was awesome. >> okay. >> jimmy: here you go. i will read the next question. >> i'm getting warmed up. okay. >> jimmy: here we go. yeah, we're getting warmed up. we are bffs, all right. what is chrissy's favorite swear word? [ laughter ] ♪ it's a family show. >> can i really write it? >> jimmy: chrissy's favorite swear word. i don't know, man. ♪
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>> i feel -- >> jimmy: i know, i feel -- right? >> i feel -- >> jimmy: i know you feel it. >> i feel like i should -- no. >> jimmy: don't. are you feeling it or -- >> i feel like i shouldn't write it. >> jimmy: just don't feel. [ laughter ] ♪ all right, what did you write? oh no, you're still writing. [ laughter ] >> i don't know. okay. me, i show now? >> jimmy: yes. [ drum roll ] all right, just -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this is a record.
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it's a record. i've never gotten -- >> wow. >> jimmy: this is fantastic. >> we can't show that, can we? >> jimmy: we are -- no. we can show half of it maybe. [ laughter ] >> okay. okay. >> jimmy: but it's all good. it's all good. we are on the same vibe. >> we can do it again. >> jimmy: this is the last one. >> okay. >> jimmy: i think already we won, but this is great. we have one more for you. >> okay. >> jimmy: your turn to read. and here we go. but i'm very excited about this. i think we're bffs. [ laughter ] >> okay, jimmy. if we were throwing a costume party what would the theme be? [ scattered cheers ] ♪ [ light laughter ] like a -- like a -- [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: but you can't -- no. but you gave me a little -- now john's gonna kill me now.
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i'm -- >> no. >> jimmy: here we go. wait -- all right. maybe -- should i give mine first? >> yeah. [ drum roll ] wait. should you? >> jimmy: i don't know. i don't know if i should now. i want to kind of change it. >> at the same time? >> jimmy: let's go at the same time. i said -- [ drum roll ] i don't know why i said this. >> i don't know why i said this either. i don't even know why. >> jimmy: i don't even why i said this. >> me neither. >> jimmy: all right, i said "eyes wide shut." >> me too! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] i said "eyes wide shut"! >> jimmy: are you kidding me? are you kidding me? yo, are you kidding me? [ laughter ] yo, we are best friends! [ cheers and applause ] >> we're best friends! >> jimmy: chrissy teigen everybody! [ cheers and applause ] music from the voidz after the break! i mean, come on! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ it's my life and i can't delete it is that the life i lead ♪ ♪ all these surreal things and sudden decisions just wanna waste my time with you ♪ ♪ and i will leave it oh in my dreams oh never let it bother me it's not my style ♪ ♪ i know you want it i know you want it somebody's taking much too long ♪ ♪ somebody's taking much too long don't call me stupid don't call me stupid ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is how you do it, brother. that is how do you it, thank you, brother! thank you, oh, my goodness, i love it. the voidz! the voidz! [ cheers and applause ] "virtue" is out march 30th. we'll be right back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- glenn howerton. from "the chi," actor and musician, common. author chloe benjamin. featuring the 8g band with nikki glaspie. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, everyone. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everyone doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump this evening delivered his final state of the union address. [ cheers and applause ] president trump's state of the

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