tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC August 23, 2018 11:34pm-12:35am PDT
okay. check it out. these three dogs were playing at golden gate park in san francisco last night, but someone else wanted to jump in the action. a coyote. you can see it jump right into the dog pile. the coyote right there. before one of the dogs actually just says get out of here and chases it away. as we reported, there are a growing number of coyotes venturing into the city. you want to go for a dog run there? thanks for joining us. we'll see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- deepak chopra -- musical guest pusha t featuring
070 shake and the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 899. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. welcome! [ cheers and applause ] thank you, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. this is it. you're here. you made it. thank you for watching. guys, it's been a crazy week for president trump since his press conference with
vladimir putin. and today, trump said that he wants to have a second meeting with him. trump says there are just some things he didn't get around to screwing up in the first one. so he just wants to go -- [ laughter and applause ] "it could be much worse." that's right. trump already wants to meet with putin again. when he heard that, putin was like, "oh, he's so clingy. [ laughter and applause ] give up on me donald. come on, give me some space." a new poll found that 79% of republicans approve of the way trump handled putin at the helsinki summit. i have to say the poll was a a little confusing. check this out. it said, when it comes to president trump handling of vladimir putin at the helsinki summit, do you, a, have no reason not to approve. [ light laughter ] b, do not approven't. [ laughter ] c, wouldn't not never unapprove. [ laughter ] or finally d., no non-opinion, not. i don't know what that means. sure. i don't know. d. [ applause ]
i saw that some lawmakers want the translator from trump and putin's meeting to tell congress what was said behind closed doors. though it turns out the translator was just don jr. with a copy of rosetta stone. and -- [ laughter and applause ] get this. i saw that since his meeting this week with vladimir putin, some reporters have been referring to trump as putin's poodle. [ light laughter ] hear that? take a look. >> a british tabloid describes president trump as putin's poodle. >> putin's poodle. >> putin's poodle. >> he certainly is not putin's poodle. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: whatever -- whenever that happens, it will only mean one thing. it's time for putin's poodle. check this out, you guys. ♪ putin poodle putin poodle putin poodle labradoodle ♪ ♪ putin charlie purple noodle ♪ ♪ putin poodle doodle
>> jimmy: fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] putin's poodle. this is very interesting. congressional democrats don't think that their midterm election slogan "a better deal" is working. so they're changing it to "for the people." even the international house of burgers was like, "sounds desperate." [ laughter ] [ applause ] international house of burgers. [ light laughter ] did you guess that, when ihop changed it to ihob? did you remotely guess the "b" was for burgers? >> steve: no, no. >> jimmy: it was breakfast right? >> steve: yeah, international house of breakfast. >> jimmy: international -- >> steve: not burgers. >> jimmy: now it's a burger place. i cannot wait -- >> steve: has it really changed for real? >> jimmy: yes. it is internationally different burgers from all over the globe. [ light laughter ] oh my god. guys, some celebrity news. later this month, david hasselhoff is getting married in italy. [ audience ohs ] [ cheers ] he said -- he said it will be a a short ceremony except for the 45 minutes it will take him to
walk down the aisle. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] oh hey, listen to this. did you hear about this? i read that burberry actually burns a lot of their unsold clothes. then t.j. maxx pulls them from the ashes and puts them on the -- the pile. they throw them on the pile of clothes. [ applause ] >> steve: international house of burberry. >> jimmy: get this, a new study looked at how much air is inside different bags of chips and found that cheetos has the most. [ audience ohs ] when the researcher presented his findings, his wife was like, "this is what you do for a living?" [ laughter and applause ] "oh, honey, this has less air than lays has more --" [ light laughter ] were ayou do? a scientist." [ light laughter ] check this out. australian farmers have started growing giant avocados called avozillas that are five times larger than regular ones.
great, now instead of cutting your hand while opening an avacado, you can cut off your whole arm. [ laughter ] [ applause ] make bigger toast. [ light laughter ] finally, i read that baltimore just became the first major city to ban soda from kids' menus at restaurants. [ cheers ] when local kids -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. why not? but when local kids heard the news they were like, "fine, scotch on the rocks it is." [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. thank you, roots. good to see you, higgins. guys, be sure to tune in next week. he's the biggest movie star in the world. and he will be here to talk about his new film "mission impossible: fallout." tom cruise will be joining us
on monday. [ cheers and applause ] that will be good. but first, we have an amazing show tonight. he stars in the new film "mamma mia: here we go again!." my man, pierce brosnan is here tonight. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's the best. plus, his latest book is called "the healing self." deepak chopra is joining us tonight, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] i love deepak chopra. i was thinking it would be fun if we have deepak chopra on the show tonight because everyone is kinda stressed out. what if he guided us in a a meditation? [ light laughter ] would you guys be up for that if he -- [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: all we can do is ask. >> steve: all you can do is ask. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: no harm in asking. >> jimmy: he seems like the nicest dude ever. he's gotta say it. right? he never says no. he's the coolest dude ever. >> steve: international house of meditation. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: ihom. >> jimmy: ihom? wow. [ light laughter ] i never heard of -- it's actually ihommmm. >> steve: oh, ihommm om. [ light laughter ]
>> jimmy: oh, we have great music tonight you guys. pusha t featuring 070 shake. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: pusha t! guys, everybody is still talking about president trump's summit with vladimir putin a a few days ago. a lot of people thought it was a huge disaster. and even fox news has criticized the president. so he has so little trust for the media that he made his own network, so he can deliver the news himself. it's the trump news network. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: let's turn it on now and see what's happening on tnn. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to tnn, the only news network that tells the truth and nothing but the truth, so help me vlad. [ laughter and applause ] let's get to tonight's big st me. [ light laughter ] everyone is still talking about my big summit with putin. it got huge ratings. huuuge. [ laughter ] i would do it all over again if i could. may i would not if i c
not.it a real woulda coulda, wouldn't shoulda should not woulda. coulda wouldn't, would not could not shouldn't situation. [ light laughter ] anyway, some people are upset because i said i believe putin more than i believe our own intelligence agencies. they're very upset. [ light laughter ] that's not true. i love our intelligence agencies. i have all my faith in the fbi, cia, ncis, cbs, and law & order: svu. [ laughter and applause ] in other important news, me again. [ light laughter ] i just went on a big exciting european vacation. i saw so many great sights. big ben, parliament, big baby, parliament, big ben. [ light laughter ] while i was there, i ame everyone's favoritan queen elizabeth. [ light laughter ] it was a little awkward because when she first saw my hair, she took it for a walk with one of her corgis. [ laughter ] but i love getting to inspect the royal guard or as i like to call them, the british
rockettes. [ light laughter ] nextly, sports. i'd like to congratulate the french for winning the world cup. france is a fati i love their toast. [ laughter ] also in france, they call soccer football. but it's more like foosball except the players are real. they aren't people made out of wood. [ light laughter ] they are people made out of wouldn't. [ laughter and applause ] that should clear things up. oh, the lights are going out again. that means we have to go to commercial break. we'll be right back with more tnn, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ it's the final days of the ford summer sales event. ♪ there are only a few days left to take advantage of great deals like zero percent financing for sixty months on the built ford tough f-150. so hurry and save big on ford, america's best-selling brand.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. you know i always say our show is lucky to have the greatest band in late night. the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. the one and only. [ cheers and applause ] oh, yeah. oh, yeah. we love you, roots. but it isn't always fun and games here. the roots to the test. it is time for "freestyling with the roots." let's go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ time to freestyle with the roots ♪
>> jimmy: oh! oh! roots, you ready to do this? [ applause ] all right, here we go. let's pick someone. raise your hand if you want the roots to write a song about you. [ cheers ] yeah, come on. stand up. come on over here. yeah, yeah, yeah. absolutely. he's already rubbing his head, going, "oh, my god." all right. what is your name? >> jane. >> jimmy: jane. very good, jane. jane, where are you from? >> originally england. >> jimmy: oh, wow. is that an accent? >> it is. >> jimmy: wow. i was going to write originally. but i'm just going to write england. okay, but -- [ laughter ] well, we're in the middle of summer. what is your favorite thing to do in the summer? [ light laughter ] anything. what's your favorite thing? the summer comes, what do you love to do? you love to -- >> the lake. >> oh, the lake. >> jimmy: oh, stop it. that was your answer. [ laughter ] it is the lake. you go to the lake? what lake? >> where do we go? >> jimmy: oh, my god. this is not -- [ laughter ] this is -- what's your favorite
thing to do in the summer? what is your favorite thing to do? >> mohican lake. >> jimmy: mohican lake? >> yes. >> jimmy: mohican lake. mohican lake. and you go down and just chill out? do you get a boat? do you go on a boat? a pontoon boat or something? >> yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm not trying to get answers out of you. i was like -- you can volunteer them. i'm not trying to break you. >> i just took him a pontoon. >> jimmy: you really did? >> yes, i did. >> jimmy: wow, this is interesting. i'm guessing exactly your whole vacation. [ laughter ] you took him on a pontoon. what is his name by the way? >> danny. >> jimmy: danny. who is danny to you? >> he's my husband. >> jimmy: oh. [ audience aws ] so you took your husband danny on the lake, on the pontoon boat. this is perfect. roots, we have our pal jane here. she's originally from england. and the accent came out shortly after she said jane. her favorite thing to do in the summer, well, according to danny, is she likes to go to mohican lake and get on a a pontoon boat with danny. and it's very romantic. that's her husband.
so, for this one, cardi b just had a baby. so congrats to cardi b. we love her. [ cheers and applause ] first one, can you guys do it like a cardi b type of song? tariq, come on, tariq. you can do it. ♪ >> jimmy: oh, "i like it like that." ♪ >> hey, yeah. ♪ okay jane jane is back from that section of the back ♪ ♪ you came all the way from england we know england's where it's at ♪ ♪ in the middle of the summer you can find her laying back ♪ ♪ on a pontoon on the weekend lake and probably playing back ♪ ♪ on some hey oh ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on. that's fantastic. thank you. thank you very much. yeah, i'll come down. i'll come down, yeah. i'm going to cut through here. let me just cut through here. how you doing? i'll cut through here if you don't mind. hey, how are you doing? nice to see you. >> hi. >> jimmy: how you doing? hey, buddy.
how are you? oh, don't get up. no, everyone else did. you don't have to. hi, how you doing? nice to see you, buddy. how you doing, pal? nice to see you. hello. how are you? i'm coming. i'm going to pick you. >> you're picking me? >> jimmy: i'm picking you! [ cheers ] get over here. should we go over here? or we just -- i'll just stay here. >> do you want to go here? >> jimmy: yeah, let's go over here. >> okay. >> jimmy: hey, how you doing? >> good. >> jimmy: i'm tall? >> i'm shaking. can i hold your -- >> jimmy: you can hold everything. sure, yeah, yeah. i love this. this is fantastic. [ screaming ] >> jimmy: what -- here you go. hold that. >> i'm good. i'm good. >> jimmy: you are good. >> chillin' you know? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're totally cool. what is your name? >> my name is choya, c-h-o-y-a. >> jimmy: choya? >> choya. >> jimmy: choya. okay. >> there you go. >> jimmy: choya, very good. choya, next week is "shark week," okay? >> yes. >> jimmy: so if you're standing on the beach and you spotted a a shark, what would be the first thing you say if you saw a shark? >> uh, bye? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: stay calm. you're very calm, yeah. >> i'm from florida. so -- >> jimmy: oh, so you're li - >> jimmy: you're like, "bye." ay" whe
you could do a week of shows about anything, what would it be? >> uh, black people being black. >> jimmy: okay. [ applause ] this is a show called "black people" -- >> it would be a better b.e.t. >> jimmy: it'd be better than -- a better b.e.t. >> yes. >> jimmy: this is "black people being black." and what's an example of a a black person being black? >> i mean "insecure," i love that show. it would be like that -- >> jimmy: oh. >> but blacker, if that's possible. >> jimmy: blacker than that? [ laughter ] okay. >> i mean you saw "black panther." people can be black. >> jimmy: yes, i understand. people okay, good. guys? guys, we have choya here. [ screams ] she's got it together. if she ever spotted a shark, the first thing she would say is "bye." [ laughter ] >> yeah. people being black week. so, for this next one, pierce brosnan is on the show. can you guys do a james bond-style song?
come on, dude. litt07 ♪ her name was choya she came all the way here for ya from the dark deep ♪ ♪ she'd be the first to say uh, bye while standing on the shore at shark week ♪ ♪ rather be bitten by the shark week bug than by actual shark teeth ♪ ♪ black people being black is what she would call her own version of shark week ♪ ♪ her name is choya >> jimmy: oh! [ cheers and applause ] come on. y. are fantastic.hank you. >> jimmy: i love you, too. oh, i love you, too. >> you keep killing it! >> jimmy: i love -- thank you, pal.
[ cheers and applause ] all right. how you doing? >> i'm good. how are you? >> jimmy: fantastic. all right, you, come on over here. >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: all right, what is your name? >> isabella. >> jimmy: isabella, okay. oh, sorry. isabella. the movie "mamma mia! here we go again" is in theaters tomorrow. it's a romantic comedy. if there was a movie about your love life, what would it be called? >> oh, god. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a pretty good name. "oh, god." [ laughter ] all right. "oh god." alright, here we go. "oh god." all right, very good. who would play the two lead roles in your movie? >> oh, my goodness. okay. oh, gosh. two lead roles? >> jimmy: yeah, who do you like? >> like actors i like? >> jimmy: sure. >> oh. well, me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: youlh. >> launch my acting career. >> jimmy: i love it isabella. >> and my favorite actor? zac efron. very good. >> jimmy: yeah, there you go. zac efron. [ applause ] we love him, too. guys, we have isabella here. if there was a movie made about her love life, it would be called "oh god."
[ laughter ] the leads will be played by her and, of course, zac efron. so isabella and zac efron. for this last one, can you do a a fun "mamma mia" kind of abba type of vibe? type of fun thing? it is? >> i'm going tonight. >> jimmy: oh, it's good. ♪ ♪ welcome to the show isabella the gang's all here ♪ ♪ we'll be playing the music that's been making you dance all year ♪ ♪ "mamma mia! here we go again!" is in the theaters tomorrow ♪ ♪ a film about your love life "oh god" that's what it would be called ♪ ♪ we sing isabella oh god ♪ ♪ isabella you're in oh god oh god ♪ ♪ you and zac efron [ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: thank you very much. it was so nice to meet you. thank you, thank you, thank you. you and zac efron. thank you to these guys. thank you to the roots. we'll be right back with my man pierce brosnan! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ you have a side that saved for her to go out of state. ♪ ♪ now she's in and you can celebrate. ♪ ♪ a side that's getting your life in sync, ♪ ♪ to someday retire and hit the links. ♪ ♪ got a plan today, yeah, and that's the key, ♪ ♪ so tomorrow you can get where you want to be. ♪ ♪ that's why nationwide is on your side. ♪
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>> thank you. >> jimmy: looking fantastic. always good to see you. thank you for coming back to the show. >> thanks so much. >> jimmy: i want to talk about "mamma mia!" i loved it. i want to hear all the stories from that. but first, i did not -- i didn't know this. you're a very talented painter. >> oh, that's very kind of you to say so. i'm an enthusiastic painter. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: enthusiastic, yeah. >> so, i left school at 17 with nothing but a cardboard folder of paintings and drawings and i -- i still paint and i still draw, so. >> jimmy: so you went to school -- you thought, is that what you were gonna get into? or acting? >> no. yeah, i wanted to do album covers. yeah, and -- >> jimmy: yeah. that's cool. >> you know, it's so -- but thank god for acting. [ laughter ] because otherwise, i don't know what i'd be doing. >> jimmy: no. no, i think you -- well, let's show a couple of these. this one here is called "fiji." >> yes. this is -- >> jimmy: this is beautiful. >> is it beautiful? [ cheers and applause ] i painted this one for my wife in fiji, and it's about this size. >> jimmy: and you just bring, like, paints with you? are these oils or what? >> that's acrylic and -- >> jimmy: acrylic.
>> i paint in oils and -- >> jimmy: i'd love to know. i don't know any of this stuff. i want to learn. >> you do? >> jimmy: i do wanna learn, yeah. >> okay, you can just buy books on it, you know? >> jimmy: teach me master. oh, i buy books? [ light laughter ] or, i could buy books on it. sure, yeah. i thought you were gonna offer to teach me. [ light laughter ] now, what is this one here? >> then this is -- i did this in pinewood studios. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> yes. >> jimmy: the whole thing is available. yes. you did the whole thing. >> my wife, keely, sent me for valentine's day this little bowl of flowers here, and i made that painting of it. so, it's a busy -- >> jimmy: yeah. it's a painting of flowers, of course. [ laughter ] that's enough. >> my wife, kiss me, i love you. >> jimmy: aww. [ audience awws ] >> so, there you go. >> jimmy: that's for your wife. and then -- tell the story about this one, because i love this one. but the story is even -- >> well, this -- >> jimmy: it's bob dylan. >> i -- i was invited to amfar theth asked me to submit a painting. i put this up on the block. >> jimmy: for -- for charity? >> it was charity. it was for aids. >> jimmy: yep. >> so, it was a very good cause and it went up on the block at $30,000 and --
and the gavel fell at $1.4 million. >> jimmy: $1.4 million! [ cheers and applause ] >> there you have it. and it went for aids. >> jimmy: $1.4 million. >> it was nuts. crazy nuts. >> jimmy: geez, how cool is that? >> i didn't expect that to happen, but -- >> jimmy: i mean -- dude, before the show, i was looking at your stuff. i go, "this is amazing." i think, well, i hope nobody pressured pierce into giving me a painting. [ light laughter ] 'cause i don't really want him to. but then, i read the story about what you're going to tell me, the bob dylan. >> no, this was -- >> jimmy: it sold for $1.4 million. i go, "he's not giving you a a painting, jimmy you're not getting" -- [ laughter ] >> no, i've done -- i've done 100 copies of this. so, one's got your name on it. so, there you have it. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. there you go. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> all right. [ cheers and applause ] right here, right now. >> jimmy: i'll sell it for $1.3!who's -- >> >> well, anyway, there you go. >> jimmy: i love this. >> you see, painting is part of my life. and, you know, when you go off on your own tour and you're on sets and stuff like that, you have time on your hands. so, wherever i go, i set up a a studio and i -- i paint. >> jimmy: now when "mamma mi!" first came -- first, congrats on the sequel. and it's gonna be a big film this weekend. the first one came out ten
years ago? >> ten years ago. yeah. >> jimmy: do you -- did you understand how big it was going to be? >> no. i don't think anyone expected that. >> jimmy: it's giant. >> i don't think abba expected that. i don't think judy craymer, who's producer of ot. none of us did. mel -- >> jimmy: yes. >> didn't expect it. but it went through the roof. like, you know, the movie has such heart and the music of abba is so loved by generations. >> jimmy: it's also fun to see you sing. 'cause i -- [ light laughter ] i'm not -- >> some people think so. [ laughter ] you know? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, i do. >> some people don't think so. : no way. >> but you know, you can't win them all. >> jimmy: were you nervous when you -- were you nervous to sing? >> oh, i was terrified. >> jimmy: really? >> terrified. i mean, the only thing that really comforted me was to see colin firth and stellan skarsgard -- >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> looking equally as terrified on the day we did the recordings. >> jimmy: oh, is that right? yeah. >> but, you know, benny who -- benny and bjorn are wonderful guys. and we just -- >> jimmy: wait, you got to hang out with benny and bjorn? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, just saying that you're friends with anyone name bjorn, how cool is that? [ laughter ] that's just -- already, that's fun. but, abba is legendary. >> legendary. legendary. >> jimmy: and do you remember -- tell the story about the first
time that you got to see the screening of the movie and to see yourself singing on film. and you know what i'm talking about. >> so, yes. barbra streisand is a friend. she lives in the same community. >> jimmy: barbra streisand, wow. >> we thought we'd show it to barbra. she wanted to see it. so, we went over to her house and put the movie on. and she said, "come sit beside me, darling." so, i sat beside her and i'm watching the "oh, my god. what am i doing? showing this to barbra streisand." the movie finished and she said, "that was absolutely wonderful, darling." i said, "thank you so much." ma. [ laughter ] she just said, "oh, sammy, are you all right?" i said, "but, barbra, he just bit me." >> jimmy: is sammy all right? yeah, i'm the one bleeding. yeah, i mean -- >> exactly. >> jimmy: sammy's fine. the dog did not like your performance. >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: no and barbra was just being very -- >> she was very gracious about the whole thing. >> jimmy: but then you do this -- you do this "mamma mia!" and now you're singing -- now cher is there. >> cher was -- >> jimmy: that's another -- >> out of the box great. yes. >> jimmy: but that's high pressure. i mean -- >> well, i wasn't singing with cher. i mean -- >> jimmy: i know, but still.
>> and andy garcia is doing "fernando" with her. >> jimmy: i know. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that got that -- how do you -- it's interesting how they got -- but, cher sings abba in the movie and knocks it out of the park. she is just -- >> well, everybody does. >> jimmy: everyone does. lily james playing meryl is outstanding. >> jimmy: lily james is fantastic and great. >> yes. >> jimmy: and you are fantastic and great. but i love watching yo-- dance. i like watching it. >> "dancing queen", you mean? >> jimmy: "dancing queen", well -- i don't want to give anything away. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but basically, amanda seyfried is trying to open up the hotel for -- in honor of her mom and then -- the storm comes and, okay. i don't wanna -- >> you know, and then we start singing. >> jimmy: okay, good. i don't want to spoil anything, but -- >> no. >> jimmy: you save the day and it's awesome. >> thank you, so kindly. >> jimmy: yeah. and then cher comes out like -- ♪ there was somethingthatight ♪ the starserht fernando ♪ [ laughter ] and it's just -- and that's exactly what you pay money for. [ cheers and applause ] that's what you want to see and that's what we get, man. >> well, you know, i mean, if you're unhappy going in to see this -- >> jimmy: no. >> film, you will definitely
come out a happy person. >> jimmy: you will come out happy. >> definitely. it's so joyous. >> jimmy: oh, it's great. >> it's its own unique world of joy. >> jimmy: exactly right. it is joyous. and we need that now. i wanna show a clip. here's pierce brosnan and the cast singing "dancing queen" in "mamma mia! here we go again." take a look. ♪ anybody could be that guy night is young and the music's high ♪ ♪ with a bit of rock music everything is fine ♪ ♪ you're in the mood for a dance and when you get the chance ♪ ♪ you are the dancing queen young and sweet only seventeen ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: come on, look at that. [ cheers and applause ] >> there we go. >> jimmy: we're both having a a party here! >> go on. >> jimmy: pierce brosnan, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] if you wanna go to a party, go see "mamma mia! here we go again" in theaters tomorrow. we'll be right back with deepak chopra, everybody.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest has in 25 "new york times" bestsellers. his latest is called "the healing self." please give a warm "tonight show" welcome to deepak chopra, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: deepak chopra, right there. welcome to the show. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for coming to see me. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i've -- we've -- we've talked before.
but, you know, i'm a big fan of yours. i think the first book that introduced me to you is "the seven spiritual laws of success." >> that's right. >> jimmy: and that was -- i'm telling everyone, you've just got to check that one out. >> i wish the president had read that 25 years ago. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: he's got time. he's got time. [ cheers ] all right, all right. walk me through this and help me out. 'cause, right now, this is -- you brought it up. [ light laughter ] it's just, like, kind of a a tense time. there's a lot of conflict out there. a lot of people just, kind of, angsty and anxiety. what can we do? what's a -- what should people do right now? >> when you have so much polarization, so much conflict, contradiction, ambiguity, confusion, that means society is going through a transition. it's like water boiling to steam. the turbulence, but when the turbulence is over, there is the emergence of something great. so we should look at this as an opportunity. the chinese say, "where there
is danger, there is opportunity." >> jimmy: wow. absolutely. [ applause ] what -- what daily practices do you do? like, what's just something -- when you get up in the morning, what happens in deepak's house? >> i take a little time to reflect. i do a little meditation, which we'll go through. >> jimmy: we will? you -- you will do that? >> i -- yeah. we can do a short version. >> jimmy: yes. that's so cool. [ cheers and applause ] >> all right. >> jimmy: that's going to be great. >> i do yoga, breathing exercises. and then i write for a little bit. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then the rest of the day, i just go with the flow. [ laughter ] 's jimmy: just go with the flow. >> go with the flow. it's called "lightness of being." >> jimmy: lightness of being. i heard this somewhere. i ard that you invited the president to -- for a week-long meditation? a week meditation with you? >> yeah. i was thinking he could heal his inner child -- [ laughter ]
that is very wounded. he's constantly looking for validation. so, i think we have to go beyond his wounds and see what's really troubling him. he was never good enough, probably, when he was a child. so, he always wants to be the best. "i'm the best. and if you don't agree with me, then, you're fake news." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do you think that -- if you got together with donald trump, you could break him down, do you think? >> you don't need to break him down. he needs love. [ light laught that'sgot all hgether and said right now, he's inflamed. [ light laughter ] you know, and yeah, we now know that chronic inflammation that is the message of this book. >> jimmy: yeah. >> chronic inflammation is the risk factor for everything from alzheimer's disease to cardiovascular disease to auto immune disease. he's inflamed. he needs a little healing. he needs -- needs love, compassion, empathy, joy.
>> jimmy: yeah, interesting. what do you think of these -- these apps that are on phones that have -- that are meditation apps? >> oh, i think they're very good. they're good for a start.as y k taught 6 million people online meditation now. >> jimmy: wow. what is the -- what is the app that you have? >> it's called jiyo. j-i-y-o. and hundreds of meditations there. you go to jiyo.com or jimmy: i. i played around with it. it's -- >> just for anything. for weight loss, for anxiety. for -- >> jimmy: why did you look at me for weight loss? [ laughter ] maybe, like sleep or something. you know, you look at me for that. you know, or like -- >> for self-esteem for our president. [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: oh, for -- okay. for the -- okay, yeah. again, i thought you were looking at me. all right, good. but i've played around with it, 'cause you can look at it if you're having trouble sleeping. or -- >> that's right. >> jimmy: and i go, if you want to move, like, what can motivate me to move? that's what i played around today and i pressed the thing and they gave me some quick
little instructions, a stretch to do. >> yes. get a joyful energetic body, loving compassionate heart, alert mind. and, like, just be. >> jimmy: okay, good. i like that. and you -- you and oprah have a a great relationship. you've done stuff together for a while. >> well, a long time ago, i suggested to her that if she married me she could be oprah chopra. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oprah chopra. i think that's fantastic. >> but she didn't go for it. >> jimmy: she did not go for that. oh, no, no. [ laughter ] oprah chopra. but you're doing something -- [ light laughter ] you're doing something with oprah coming up which is a -- is this 20 days? >> 21 days -- >> jimmy: 21 days -- >> of meditation. it's free. it's online at chopracentermeditation.com. and it's about how you attract who you are. so, by shifting inside, you
shift what's happening outside. >> jimmy: the energy of attraction, right? is that what this is? >> yeah. the world is constantly -- every situation, every event, every relationship is really a a reflection of yourself. >> jimmy: uh, okay. i would like you to -- you agreed to it earlier. >> sure. >> jimmy: but could we -- could you do a guided meditation with us? >> yes. two minutes? >> jimmy: sure. >> so, would you all put your feet firmly on the ground? keep your hands in your lap. and just -- >> jimmy: sorry. i'm very excited about this. this is awesome. [ light laughter ] >> it's not to be excited. it's to calm down. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. yeah. [ laughter ] i would get kicked -- i would kicked out of the retreat in two seconds. oh, my god. get him out of here. all right -- here we go. >> close your eyes and just observe your breath. just watching the breath without manipulating -- without manipulating it. and you will see, it spontaneously settles down. and now bring your awareness
into your heart, right in the middle of your chest. and mentally ask yourself, "who am i?" allowing any sensation, image, feeling or thought to sp , "what do i want? what is my deepest desire?" once again, not looking for an answer. allowing any sensation, image, feeling or thought to come to you spontaneously. what is my purpose? allowing any sensation, image, feeling or thought to come to you spontaneously. and finally, open the door to abundance consciousness by
asking yourself, what am i grateful for? and now, just go back to your breathing. and just rest in being. existence without interpretation. just being. being, awareness, joy. this is our true nature. and now, you can just feel your body and slowly open your eyes. >> jimmy: that was so cool. come on. i was trying not to -- thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: i am so grateful for you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for being here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you, guys, for doing that. [ cheers and applause ] i love you guys for doing that. who else meditates for two
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thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- ewan mcgregor, from "the handmaid's tale", actress ann dowd, featuring the 8g band with taylor gordon. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, setheyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. according to the "new york times", president