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the whole team standing on the golden gate bridge. the caption reads "crossed the bridge. ready for battle." >> they hadn't crossed the bridge yet. >> they were at the wrong bridge. >> they were going to go all the way around. >> they were going to go to sausalito for a quick dinner. >> shortly after that went viral twitter canada tried fixing the situation. they sent out pictures of raptors going across the bay bridge but going the wrong way. they were coming to san francisco. >> ooh. maybe those raptors knocked down the golden gate bridge. that's when they got on that one. >> friday it will be the carquinez bridge. have a great day tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: welcome to "the tonight show!" and here's your host jimmy fallon ♪ [ cheers and applause
>> jimmy: thank you very much everybody. welcome! thank you. thank you very much! please, have a seat everybody. have a seat. give it up for the roots ladies and gentlemen, right there, the roots. well, you guys, we have a big guest tonight. kevin hart is here [ cheers and applause kevin hart, so technically he's not really a big guest, but still -- >> steve: hey! >> jimmy: we have a great -- we have a great show kevin stars in "the secret life of pets 2. it's about finding the courage to face your biggest fears of course, for kevin that's going one week without releasing a new movie. [ laughter ] let's get to some news here. the race for 2020 is heating up, and i saw that cnn is airing four more town halls seth moulton, tim ryan, and eric swalwell. when they heard that, everybody who cancelled hbo after "game of thrones" was like, i'm sorry hbo.
i can't watch that [ applause ] well, the president is also on the campaign trail last night he gave a speech in pennsylvania, but he seemed kind of distracted by the lights he kept talking about them watch this >> i thought that was the sun in my eyes it's these stupid lights, these people [ laughter ] you've got a thing called the sun, we like the sun better then the artificial not sun. [ laughter ] >> steve: what >> jimmy: he calls light the artificial - >> together: not sun >> jimmy: meanwhile, artificial not sun is what he also calls jared kushner. [ applause ] >> steve: whoah oh >> jimmy: of course, trump's not the only one holding rallies, bernie sanders has been speaking all over the country wis hands a lot when he talks. watch this >> comprehensive immigration reform, and a path toward citizenship. >> jimmy: yeah, it almost looks like he's conducting an orchestra. [ laughter ] so we thought, why not see what it'd look like i a
>> the ideas that are accepted now by not only the overwhelming majority of americans, but almosery democratic candidate, from dog catcher to president of the united states. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: not bad. well, here's a big story from washington today former white house lawyer don mcgahn ignored a subpoena, and didn't show up to testify before congress. something i've noticed about don mcghan is that he always has the same facial expression take a look at this. it's always the same [ laughter ] it looks like he's a dad meeting his daughter's prom date doesn't it look like that? [ applause ] here's another big story this week a federal judge ruled that despite what trump says, congress is allowed to investigate a sitting president. then trump was like, okay, but what if i'm in a hammock some more political news, there are rumors that donald trump jr. wants to run for mayor of new york city.
even bill de blasio was like, "yeah, you'll be mayor as soon as i'm president." let's -- [ laughter ] [ applause ] yeah, don junior might run for mayor of new york. i guess he's serious cause he's already working on some campaign slogans >> steve: oh really? >> jimmy: check these out. first there's don junior, i'll actually make you miss bill de blasio [ laughter ] then there's don junior, at least i'm not eric [ laughter ] there's also don junior, i want it, so like come on just give me it. [ laughter ] and finally, there's don junior, i'll fix the subways, which i'm told are a type of underground choo choo >> steve: why not, right >> jimmy: sounds cool. hey guys, last night was the second episode of "the bachelorette." and i saw that the men competed in a beauty pageant. when asked what it's like to be judged by their looks instead of their brains, the guys were like, "it was actually a huge relief it felt really good. [ light laughter ] and get this, today, a trailer was released for the new "downton abbey" movie. this isn't good. fans already spotted three starbucks cups and two water bottles. isn't that unbelievable?
well you guys, it's officially graduation season. i want to say congrats to all the college grads out there on taking your next step. [ cheers and applause congrats on taking your next step in life, binge drinking without the ability to sleep in it's really fun. hey guys, it is time for our latest installment of "tonight show" polls. here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ tonight show poll tonight show polls ♪ >> jimmy: this first poll asks, "what did you do after the 'game of thrones' finale?" 5% said, "i checked my twitter feed." 5% said, "i called my friends. 90% said, "i cancelled my hbo. next i asked, "are you good at answering yes or no questions? 95% said, "yes." 5% said,onaskes, "what is your favorite thing to bbq?" 50% said, "ribs. 49% said, "chicken." president trump said, "my tax returns.
[ light laughter ] next they asked, "what is the meaning of life? 10% said, "to be a good person." 20% said, "to try new things." 70% said "sir, please leave this uber. [ laughter ] this next poll asked, "are you a horse? 50% said, "no. 50% said, "neigh." oh, i see. >> steve: come on, come on >> jimmy: this last poll asks, "who do you think will win the democratic presidential nomination?" joe biden said, "joe biden." every other democratic candidate said, "well, i may not be the front-runner, but we've got a lot of support -- and who am i kidding, joe biden.[ lahter ] [ cheers and applause that's all the time we have for "tonight show" polls i'm excited about the music tonight. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: yeah, mabel right here is fantastic. [ cheers and applause mabel. "don't call me up" is the jam. you want to hear a little bit. >> steve: please ♪ don't call me u i'm going out tonigh feeling good now you're out of my life ♪ ♪ don't want to talk abou us got to leave it behind ♪ >> jimmy: it's going to be loud i'm going to get on the dance floor to that. ♪ one drink and
you're out of my mind ♪ ♪ now now take it u baby i'm on a high ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ you're alone goin out of your mind ♪ >> jimmy: i love her i love her she's fantastic. do you know who she is related to questlove questlove: yes i do. >> jimmy: you do >> questlove: yeah >> jimmy: do you know -- >> questlove: nenah cherry >> jimmy: nenah cherry dude. >> steve: wow. >> questlove: yeah >> jimmy: "buffalo stance. that's her mom >> steve: are you serious. >> jimmy: yeah she's fantastic dude, she's crushing it. i'm a big fan of hers. the whole show's going to be fun tonight. i had a good night last night, i went to eleven madison park. questlove: oh. >> jimmy: your boy daniel humm chef daniel humm >> questlove: yeah, yeah >> jimmy: this restaurant is the best restaurant i've ever - i don't deserve to go there. >> questlove: yeah >> jimmy: they should have thrown me out as soon as i walked in. >> steve: they should not let you in >> jimmy: no, exactly. but i mean, amazing stuff, i'm trying to think of - oh you know what he invented he's like a magician, this chef and he thought of this new thing, it was like a thin -- it was like an appetizer thin, it's a cheesesteak, but it was like a little thing of smoked fish on top of the cheesecake, and the crust was everything bagel crust [ audience ohs ] so, it's like a bagel and cream cheese pie, like a cheesecake. but it wasn't too thick. it was just the right amount
it was just -- i mean he's a genius magician. but anyways, the best part - not the best part, the wholepars soon as i sit down, the whole -- everyone that works there is great, and on it, and just smart, and awesome. so, they come over and they bring this box over to your table. it's a beautiful painted box, by this sculptor, arlene shechet it's beautiful, and he's like, this is a sculptor, and she made these boxes for us, and they're black and white. i go, oh yeah. he's like -- he opens the top, and it's like turquoise blue on the inside he goes, "we invite you to place your cellphones in these boxes, and we'll return it to you at the end of the night. i thought that was the coolest thing i've ever seen i hate when people are on their cell phone at restaurants. it just ruins the whole experience it's like, what are you doing? i know you want to take pictures of your food and suff >> steve: right, but still >> jimmy: no, don't. >> steve: no, don't do it. have - >> jimmy: how about just eat and talk to somebody, and have a conversation with someone. so i was like -- >> steve: and you broke your phone? >> jimmy: i broke the phone, yeah [ laughter ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: but i just thought it was such a great idea, because that drives me crazy i don't even like when people
use the flashlight to read the menu it's like -- >> steve: no >> jimmy: dude, you're shining it right in my eye dude, i know you have trouble seeing that's not my problem. [ laughter ] you got to figure that out man, go to the eye doctor, or get some cool little lamp, like -- ha ha. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: don't be like, ah, ah and ruin the whole event so anyways, i did that, and i just left it in the box the whole time, and i had a little trigger finger >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: cause it was - >> steve: think it's buzzing yeah, phantom buzz >> jimmy: couple things i wanted to -- yeah phantom buzzing. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: yeah >> steve: you're walking down the street you go, oh, what wait, no my phone is buzzing. >> jimmy: oh my gosh i'm having a heart attack. >> steve: i'm having a heart attack [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i smell burnt toast. no, but i was like this is so pretty, i want to take a picture of this, or my friend i was talking to, i want to show a picture of the kids, or - i didn't do any of that stuff. i drew it. [ light laughter ] >> steve: you brought pastels with you >> jimmy: i crudely drew - >> steve: you brought a whole like set of water colors or something like that? >> jimmy: no, i just used the knife and i carved it out of the table clothe >> steve: in in the table? >> jimmy: yeah >> steve: in the shechet sculpture? >> jimmy: want to see what my te so -
>> jimmy: bu was gat, and i had the best evening it was so cool and so different, but i was thinking about how to solve that problem. this guy, daniel humm, genius, solved it, and at the end of the night you get your phones back we didn't miss them at all and in the box with your phone, chocolate bar. [ audience aws ] so you get a free chocolate bar if you go to eleven madison park. a little inside scoop from me to you guys. anyways, thank you everyone at eleven madison park, and daniel humm, you're a genius buddy. [ cheers and applause alright, we have a great show tonight. one of our favorites of all time, kevin hart is here [ cheers and applause >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: "secret life of pets 2! and it's great i watched it with the kids the other day. it's funny we also have beanie feldstein is here as well. [ cheers and applause >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: and we got great music from mabel stick around we'll be right back with kevin hart, everybody. come on back [ cheers and applause ♪
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the one and only, kevin hart, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> hello >> jimmy: kevin, welcome back. i want to talk about "secret life." >> i like this >> jimmy: you do >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's something different, right >> i like it >> jimmy: thank you, i appreciate that. >> you're like bruce willis. >> jimmy: thank you. [ laughter ] you look good, too, but there's something different about you. >> taller. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you sure >> yeah, look at it. >> jimmy: oh, my god it's a boot. i got on a boot. >> jimmy: oh, okay oh, that's what it is, yeah. >> yeah, i put on a boot >> jimmy: you got to put on a boot you got a little rise there. >> like 5'4" 1/2 >> jimmy: wow. 5'4" 1/2 that's fantastic [ applause ]
>> you know what i'm talking about. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you for being here, because i wanted to talk to you about something you recently had an injury that i was very concerned - i was very - i was very concerned about oh, my goodness. [ laughter ] you -- [ laughter ] >> go ahead. >> jimmy: you -- oh, i feel - i hope you're okayat hpened, ity slippery >> here's what happened, and i'm going to be honest [ light o beonest with you, because you deserve the truth. >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. >> i'm at a wedding. and it's a close friend of mine and i feel like it's my job as a friend to make sure that this wedding gets to the next level of fun >> jimmy: that's a good friend >> okay. [ laughter ] the reason why is because it started to rain on my friend's day. and i saw my friend getting a little sad he's like, "man, i wish the weather wasn't like this because everything is outside. i said, "don't worry about it, i got you, okay. [ light laughter ] so my song came on, a song that i love, and i said, "you know what i'm going to do i'm going to hit him with the heel toe hop." that's my move
[ laughter ] that's my dance move it's called the heel toe hop >> jimmy: the heel toe hop >> i've been doing it for years. the world knows that this is my move my wife said, "babe, don't do it." i said, "you need to back up." >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] >> "and stop being --" >> jimmy: yeah >> "the fun police." i said, "back up." >> jimmy: "don't ruin my friend's wedding." >> no, my wife is 100% the fun police >> jimmy: yeah >> like, when i'm having fun - [ imitating siren [ laughter ] a 100% -- i k w what i'm doing >> jimmy: good >> i'm about to set it off, i'm about to hit 'em with he toe hop. [ laughter ] she was like, "you need to be careful. i said, "just count me down," that's what i said [ laughter ] 3, 2, 1. >> jimmy: 2, 1 >> i go, "heel toe hop." >> jimmy: heel toe hop >> and you could tell i was comfortable. because i have my hand -- one hand was behind my back. now normally, when i go to hop, i land and i dip this time, i went to hop, whoop. both feet came off the ground. [ laughter ] now, when you fall -- when you fall when you're older, it's different from falling when you're younger like young - [ laughter ] when you're young and you fall - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right. >> my life flashed before my eyes
[ laughter ] i -- i thought i was about to die. [ laughter ] i said, "i'm about to break something. >> jimmy: yeah >> "here it comes. and when i hit the ground, i realized how -- how -- how my friends are not my friends like, like, you know [ laughter ] there's nobody coming to help me everybody just had their phones out, and i was like -- [ lauger "put the pnefe my hip. and i got back up, man, and i sae heels were off i had on defective shoes, >> jimmy: oh, my god [ laughter ] >> defective shoes it wasn't me, it was the shoes >> jimmy: it was the shoe that did this [ laughter ] >> the shoes my heels came off. >> jimmy: the good news is that we can watch it right now and decide what it was because we have - >> well, wait a second [ laughter ] i don't -- i don't know - [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: here's the clip. here's the moment that you fell this is at a wedding, so someone had to tape it, but watch this >> hey hey. hey. hey.
[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause [ cymbals crashing ] >> all right. all right, quest [ fog horn ] how many times are you going to hit the cymbals, quest [ laughter ] i heard you hit it the first two times. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, man, that is really funny >> did you see my hand behind my back, though. >> jimmy: but you were funny >> uncomfortable >> jimmy: and you're the life of the party >> well, you don't hit a heel toe hop if you're not comfortable, it had to be the shoes. it had to be >> jimmy: it had to be the shoes. >> it had to be. >> jimmy: and here's your friends after you fell down. this is what they did. they're all pointing at you and laughing >> yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there's no one helping you up >> yeah. >> jimmy: no one helped you up at all >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: these are some good friends. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's some good friends. >> you know the funny thing? i want you to show this picture when all my black friends say, "why you don't hang out with black people no more." [ laughter ] i want you to show this, okay? because i'm going to tell you what white people would have did. they would have helped me up [ laughter ] white people would have helped me up. >> jimmy: i would've been right there for you, dude,
absolutely >> "are you okay, kevin? >> jimmy: "kevin, are you all right? >> "come on, kevin, you got to get up." >> jimmy: oh, my god. [ laughter ] god. >> "the floor is cold, kevin, get up." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "the floor is cold, kevin, get up. >> "come on, buddy you're going to get sick on that floor, kevin. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who was helping you up, bob dylan? [ laughter ] "you got to get up, man. you got to get up off the floor. [ laughter ] dude, you got to be careful, because you are a national treasure - >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and we love you, and we need you to be 100% >> yes, yes. [ cheers and applause i'm okay i'm okay now >> jimmy: because you're about to turn 40 and that's a big deal >> i am, man i'm about to be 40 years old 40 years old >> jimmy: yeah, i remember those years. [ laughter ] >> no, yeah. i mean, you know, this is big for me because i've always had the feeling that i'm just young. i feel young, i feel good, and it's a mindset but i can feel it. i can feel 40. like, when i get up, it's different.
sitting down is different. [ light laughter ] you know, stairs >> jimmy: sitting down is different? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: there's now an audible sound. >> yeah, you guys didn't see - >> jimmy: you sit down, i go like - >> y'all didn't see when i sat down just now. like -- ugh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that sound comes out >> yeah, you've got a mini-conversation with yourself [ light laughter ] but, i'm going to do a big bash i'm going to do something real big though >> jimmy: yeah >> i'm going to do something real big >> jimmy: will you do something just for me, please? >> the heel toe hop is happening. >> jimmy: okay, either way, that's happening all right, all right that will happen either way. [ cheers and applause let's talk about this movie, "the secret life of pets 2." >> so exciting and this one is just as go >> mm-hmm. >> than the first one. probably because it has more you in it. >> well, yeah, of course >> jimmy: yeah >> well, look, we said we've got to add some more snowball. and that's why i said, "i'm in." first of all, this is an amazing opportunity that i do not take for granted i mean, when i look at, like, what my comedy hero has done you know, i'm one of the biggest eddie murphy fans to --
to be on this earth. i'm just - [ cheers and applause i love eddie murphy, love everything about him >> jimmy: i thought you were going to say me. >> what? >> jimmy: it's all right, no big deal [ laughter ] you just started off, and you kind of looked at me a little bit, and then, you went off to eddie murphy >> what, i didn't. well ya fa eyeline. that's why you probably thought that i was - >> jimmy: yeah, because you saying your comedy idols, and i go, "oh, this is going to be hard but i'm going to get a little emotional." >> well -- >> jimmy: and then, you didn't say my name at all >> okay, well -- well, i'm glad that you didn't react like i was going to because i wasn't, i was saying eddie, eddie murphy. that's what i was saying [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: i can see in the back of your head, you're still thinking about me a little bit >> no, no. >> jimmy: yeah, it's okay. >> no, i'm really not. [ laughter ] it's like the furthest -- it's, liket a jimmy: >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's okay, yeah. >> yeah, it's cool whatever we can agree to disagree [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he-he-he-he-he [ laughter ] >> that's not -- that's not -- >> jimmy: that's how i laugh >> that's not your laugh >> jimmy: that's how i laugh >> that's not. >> jimmy: he-he-he-he-he he-he-he-he-he-he. he-he-he-he-he-he. [ laughter ] come on, just like me a little bit, man
[ laughter ] you're so funny in this. my kid - >> i love it >> jimmy: they loved you so much >> i love it >> jimmy: you play this tiny little bunny called snowball if you've never seen the first one. >> what is that, i don't think you need to say "tiny. he's just -- [ laughter i think you can say he's just a bunny. >> jimmy: he's a bunny, right. >> yeah, but the way you did it, like i was this big. [ laughter ] it's like, "you play this -- you play this tiny little bunny like this big. no, it's not i'm a bunny. >> jimmy: yeah, you're a a normal-sized bunny >> yeah, like a regular bunny, yeah [ laughter ] you can just say, "a bunny." i play a bunny >> jimmy: you play a bunny, absolutely >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and everyone else in the movie is a little bit larger >> well yeah -- people, well - [ laughter ] well, they're like -- it's just like in life, people are bigger than a bunny, but it doesn't mean a bunny is a tall bunny like, for a bunny, i'm a big bunny. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, all right, all right. >> you get what i'm saying >> jimmy: issues, issues, somebody call his therapist. [ laughter ] so what happens is this one, is you're now -- you're owned by somebody who's dressing the bunny up >> yes >> jimmy: in different superhero outfits. >> yes >> jimmy: and cute things that a bunny would wear >> yeah. >> jimmy: and so, you actually believe that you are a a superhero. >> well, i mean, if it happens enough, you start to believe it >> jimmy: yeah >> you know, i'm now in
a household. and the first one, i was a a villain. and, you know, this is why the role made sense for me because i'm such a good bad guy. and now -- [ laughter ] now that i'm done being the villain because i got love, i'm in a household with a little girl that loves to dress me up now, she doesn't dress me up like, you know, in stuff that i don't like like, it's -- it's like -- i'm like a thug. if you really look at this [ laughter ] if you really look at the inside >> jimmy: wow. >> and the superhero costumes that i'm being dressed in, i believe it >> jimmy: yes. >> and now, snowball is no longer snowball. he's captain snowball, which is very realistic [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's changed a little bit, but he's still got that thing in him and, man, oh, man, it is funny you have a great voice, buddy. you know that. but we have a clip from "the secret life of pets 2. let's take a look at this. ♪ ♪ liste hundred scammers black x6 phantom wait and see ♪ ♪ panda pockets swole danny selling bar cand ♪ man i'm the macho like randy ♪ >> snowball, i'm back. [ child laughing ]
♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: kevin hart, everybody, "the secret life of pets 2" hits theaters friday, june 7th up next, kevin is going to play "pop quiz" with us so stick around, everybody it's going to be fun [ cheers and applause ♪ the pink? let's go mets! go time daddy! [ giggling ] ohhhh man. took my hat off. [ "to love somebody" by bee gees playing ] that's crazy! [ crowd cheering ] [ screaming ] let's go mets!
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>> what's going on >> jimmy: this is a fun game you're going to love this gamega you're going to love this game >> jimmy: how's it work? higgins, how's it work >> steve: well, here's how it y animal trivia questions, right and if you get a correct answer, you win a rabbit [ cheers and applause if you lose, your opponent gets a rabbit [ cheers ] so kevin, you're up first. >> jimmy: okay, wait -- just wait, wait, wait, wait >> wait, wait, wait, wait. >> before we go. just let me make sure i understand this. so if i get the question right -- >> steve: yes. you get a rabbit on you. >> if i get it right, i get the rabbit on me >> steve: yes. [ laughter ] if you get it wrong, it goes on jimmy. >> jimmy: i'm changing the rules. i'm changing the rules [ laughter ] >> i just want to know how to not get the rabbit [ laughter ] if i get -- if i get -- if i get it right - >> jimmy: if you get it right, you do not get - >> you get the rabbit. you get the rabbit what kind of rabbit is this? i've never seen. >> steve: a boston flimmer [ laughter ] >> what is that? >> jimmy: that's made up, come on >> okay. come on, let's go, i'm ready doesn't look like -- >> steve: it's a little sick >> okay.
[ laughter ] >> steve: okay, kevin. you're first up. what is the loudest animal on earth? is it "a" -- don't laugh -- sperm whale. [ light laughter ] "b," hyena, or "c," cicada loudest animal on earth. >> this is just a question >> steve: yes, and you answer one of those >> is the sperm whale, is he releasing, like, is he - [ laughter ] >> steve: i'm going to cover this bunny's ears. >> i'm asking. i'm asking a question. >> steve: oh, my god don't look >> is it -- i'm asking a a question that's a good -- >> steve: if that's what you want - you know what, if that's the first thing that popped in your head, sure >> all right, okay all right, well, i'm going to answer this question based off of my knowledge and my personal experience [ laughter ] i can only assume that the sperm whale is in there, because he's in a position where something happening. >> steve: right. [ laughter ] and i don't know what a whale sounds like, but if it's going
down, i can only imagine [ laughter ] sperm whale. >> steve: that is correct. >> ha. >> jimmy: yes. ♪ e you go and applause : th >> yeah. >> jimmy: thank you. >> steve: there you go, that's fine >> all right, carl >> steve: next question is for jimmy. >> oh, no. >> steve: jimmy. >> do we know what to do if the rabbit start acting a fool when we get it? [ laughter ] do we just let it go >> steve: let it go, it'll be good >> y'all just go get it. so we just let it go okay, all right. >> steve: we get it, some are more sick than others. [ laughter ] which of these bats is native to the tropical forest of southeast asia >> jimmy: are you joking me? [ laughter ] what's the loudest animal, a a whale or a dog >> steve: is it "a," dog face bat, "b," ghost face bat - >> oh, i know what it is >> steve: or "c," hairy face bat. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is insane and rigged and i -- but if i get it wrong, oh, i get a bunny. >> steve: if you get it wrong, you get a bunny.
but if you get it right, kevinty >> jimmy: i'm going to say -- these bats are native to the tropical forests of southeast asia i'm going to say ghost face bat >> steve: is that your final answer [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: no >> yeah. >> steve: sorry. >> you got to keep that bunny. it was the hairy faced bat >> jimmy: i was just giving a shoutout to wu-tang. [ laughter ] >> steve: jimmy gets a bunny [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause [ horns see, there you go. [ horns ] oh, you hear that sound? did you hear that sound? >> jimmy: yes. >> steve: that means it's time for double hoperty where questions are now worth two rabbits. >> hold on for a second. >> steve: what's that? what the - what is that [ laughter ] >> steve: that's a rabbit. >> that ain't -- that ain't no rabbit >> steve: that's a netherlands giant. >> that ain't no rabbit. [ laughter ] >> steve: it's a man in a suit that ain't no rabbit
>> jimmy: it's a dog >> do they get bigger than that >> steve: yeah the next one -- wait until you see the next one >> hey, don't bring no rabbit. [ laughter ] >> steve: well, guess what, kevin, you're lucky. because this question is for you. >> hey, man. >> steve: two rabbits. >> hey, man. >> steve: what country invented the sport of rabbit jumping -- >> what? >> steve: known as kaninhop. was it "a," iceland, "b," sweden >> what? >> jimmy: or "c," new zealand. [ laughter ] kaninhop, sport of rabbit jumpin you know this. >> can we -- >> jimmy: come on, kaninhop, dude >> steve: iceland, sweden. >> don't bring no rabbit out here bigger than that, man [ laughter ] >> steve: you're going to get two rabbits. >> all right you know what, i'm big on common sense >> steve: sure >> so all i got to do is use common sense why would a rabbit -- why would a rabbit be in iceland i don't see that happening [ light laughter ] you know, it's cold, so let's "x" that out rabbits don't like cold. it's -- you know what? >> steve: what >> if i had to guess, i didn't
even guess, and this is a realo it's sweden. [ ding ] >> steve: yes. >> it's sweden ♪ [ cheers and applause >> steve: there you go, jimmy. your rabbits are steve moody and helen weatherby. >> oh! oh oh [ laughter ] >> steve: there you go, you got that [ laughter ] >> oh, that's the devil. >> steve: there you go >> that's the devil. look at that rabbit eyeslauger ] that's the exorcist. [ laughter ] oh, my god >> steve: okay i think we're going to go with the final question [ laughter ] >> that rabbit dead. that rabbit not alive, jimmy >> steve: okay [ laughter ] okay >> oh, my god. >> steve: final question, it goes to jimmy. [ light laughter ] in march of this year, what animal was elected mayor of fair haven, vermont.
>> hey, hey, man >> steve: was it - >> don't bring -- don't bring those rabbits -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that one wants to hang o w that one wants to hang out with you. >> i ain't holding no rabbit with black eyes, man >> jimmy: dude, you only have to hold -- kevin, you only have to hold one. >> steve: you only have to hold one. >> jimmy: you know he's -- >> oh, my god. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know which one you're going to hold, man. >> steve: the devil-eyed >> hey man, y'all need to go put that rabbit up [ laughter ] >> steve: okay, jimmy, ready, goat, chipmunk or a beaver mayor of fair haven, vermont >> jimmy: vermont. >> steve: goat, chipmunk or beaver >> jimmy: vermont, i would say they have ben & jerry's. they have a lot of milk, cheese i'm going to say "a," goat [ ding ] >> steve: that is a correct answer [ cheers and applause ♪ kevin, orson cooper and sarah belmont are two little bunnys >> just wait, just wait, just wait wait [ laughter ] wait let me sit down. just wait. [ laughter ]
>> steve: oh, my god, i think it went poop [ laughter ] kevin, you are the winner. >> i know i'm the winner, give me a second. just put - put him right here and just let me - [ audience booing all right, all right, all right. where's nick at. come on, man [ laughter ] oh, my god [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: everybody, my thanks to kevin hart and all these incredible rabbits [ cheers and applause you're the winner, buddy more "tonight show" after the break. stick around, everybody. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ♪ the men in black demand only the best. suit. tie. shades. weapon. and ride. when you're protecting the earth from the scum of the universe, a little extra horsepower never hurts. i'm driving.
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should have actually had fun in high school. >> jimmy: yeah >> so they set out on this adventure to prove that they are smart and fun. >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah. >> jimmy: and it's really, you have great chemistry >> yeah. >> jimmy: and it is directed by olivia wilde >> the queen >> jimmy: directorial debut, i mean - >> i mean, have you ever >> no. >> jimmy: have i ever? >> have you ever >> jimmy: i mean, have you ever >> no. >> jimmy: but i mean, i heard that she had you in mind for this role when she was casting it >> i don't really believe it so the first time i met olivia i was at anna wintour's house. >> jimmy: hey, name drop >> as you do >> jimmy: as one does. i've never been over there >> and i'm a human wrecking ball, so i was like trying not to touch anything, or like hurt anything >> jimmy: yeah, i know >> but she throws this beautiful parties during the tony awards season for people doing theatre. and i was lucky enough to do "hello dolly" at the time. >> jimmy: you were great in that by the way. >> oh my gosh. >> jimmy: i remember - >> you came back it was so sweet. >> jimmy: no, i was clapping, and watching you like a proud dad. i was like, oh my gosh, beanie that's my girl right there that's my girl >> oh my god the sweetest of all time >> jimmy: you were great buddyko >> jimmy: i mean, you held your own with bette midler on broadway >> have you ever
>> jimmy: it was fantastic >> have you ever >> jimmy: have you ever? no >> she's a legend. and olivia was doing "1984." and i walked down the stairs, again, trying not to touch anything and i just see this goddess sparkling. and she's like, "beanie! and i was like, there can't be another beanie i don't know another beanie. >> jimmy: you thought there was another person named beanie? >> but i was like, there's no way olivia wilde is talking to me >> jimmy: wow. >> and little did i know, she had had me in mind for this beautiful, funny, amazing movie that i'm so proud to be a part of >> thank goodness she had you in mind. cause you knocked this one out of the park too. >> thank you >> jimmy: i got to say the scene i was talking to you backstage about was -- you have a huge fight, and it's one take >> yeah. >> jimmy: so you got to be really kind of careful, and if someone screws up, that's the end of the take, you have to do the whole thing again. >> yeah, it was all in one shot, and it was really nerve-racking. and kaitlyn dever and i actually lived together while we were shooting the movie >> jimmy: no way >> cause we wanted to really build that true friendship chemistry that you just can't fake so, we wanted molly and amy to be so real, and so like palpable, their love for each other, so we live together >> jimmy: right. >>nd to ruin that kind of raw magic that happens when you're saying
the first time these girls had ever fought. so i didn't run lines with her and i'm in l.a., and the only person around to run lines with me is my mom so this 60-year-old woman from long island is running this incredibly emotional scene with me and she's like, "molly, you're being a bad friend." [ laughter ] i'm like trying to remember the lines, and i'm like, "amy, you're being --" and she's like, "no, you're selfish, and you're mean, and you're horrible and i'm like trying not to laugh. and i'm trying really hard to memorize the lines and she sends me off to go film the scene that day, and she's like "bye bean." and all i hear is billy crystal from "the princess bride" like, "have fun storming the castle. to do that that's awesome >> she's the best. she's the best >> jimmy: and you got to - did you get to finally meet lisa kudrow or no? >> i met her >> jimmy: you did. >> after a long time >> jimmy: yeah, because -- >> she's my icon i was lucky enough to be in "neighbors 2," and she had an incredible cameo in neighbor's 2. >> jimmy: she rocked that. she was the best >> oh my gosh. >> jimmy: the principle.
>> she's so good >> jimmy: it was jus tso funny >> and i knew she was going to be on set that day and i was like, "may i stay and watch? and they were like, "of course." i was like, "it's my first film i don't know what i'm doing. and i stayed to watch, and the whole time the crew was like, "we can bring you over an introduce you? and i was like, "i can't do it i'm too nervous," so i totally chickened out, during "neighbors 2," and then she played kaitlyn's mom in "booksmart," and i was like, "it's happening, i'm meeting phoebe buffay and valerie cherish. it's happening [ laughter ] it's happening." >> jimmy: yeah, you're meeting phebes, yeah >> i'm meeting phebes, and i didn't breathe the entire two days she was working >> jimmy: really >> cause i love her so much. >> jimmy: we all do. yeah of course. [ cheers and applause i'm glad you finally got to meet her well you crushed it in this movie. i want to show everyone a clip, here's beanie feldstein in "booksmart." take a look at this. >> we have to go to a party tonight. >> what? >> let's go to nick's party. >> are you kidding no no way >> amy, we only have one night left to have studied and partied in high school otherwise, we're just going to be the girls that ss we haven't broken any rules. >> okay, we've broken a lot of
rules. one, we have fake i.d.'s >> fake college i.d.'s so we can get into their 24-hour library. >> name one person whose life was so much better because they broke a couple of rules. >> picasso >> he broke art rules. name a person who broke a real rule >> rosa parks. >> name another one? >> susan b. anthony. >> god dammit. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so well done beanie feldstein, everybody. [ cheers and applause 100% fresh, "booksmart" is in theaters friday. mabel performs for us next stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ you know when you're at ross and suddenly realize
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