finally tonight, it turns out astronauts could use a little help with their chores. that's why nasa sent a few astro bees to the international space station. they are cubed bots that can operate on their own. they will do things like keep inventory of supplies. the bots are bumble, honey, and queen. they were developed at nasa's research facility in mountain view. >> this is all real, right? >> they pick things up, move those around. i wonder if they sell those bees. i could use a couple. >> around $500 each. >> reminds me of the vacuum cleaner. >> exactly. >> with that, we'll leave you tonight. thanks for joining us. >> a fancier version. >> have a great friday. >> bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from 30 rockefeller plaza here in new york city, it's "the tonight show" starring jimmy fallon. and now, here he is, jimmy fallon

♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you very much. hello, everybody hey. [ cheers and applause welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome what a show we have tonight. madonna is in the house, tonight. [ cheers and applause welcome. have a seat. relax. guys, tomorrow is the official start of summer. [ cheers and applause ♪ excited. i'm excited. i'm very excited, but my legs are still so pale. >> steve: really [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they are so white, i mean, i've nicknamed them utah and npr. i mean - [ laughter ] my legs are so white they could have their own show on fox news >> steve: really >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely [ laughter ] let's get to -- let's get to some news here the big story now is iran. yeah, apparently this morning iran shot down a u.s. drone.

when they told the president he was like, "oh, my god. they got mike pence? they go, "no, no [ laughter ] that drone -- that drone is fine that drone is fine no." that's right iran shot down an unmanned drone. they said they wanted to send america a clear message. but trump was like, "everyone knows if you want to send the u.s. a message, you do it on twitter [ laughter ] everyone knows that. big ratings. wall." [ applause ] it's getting serious though. an iranian general named hossein salami said, "they're ready for war. [ light laughter ] trump's already got troops in turkey ready for action, but putin's warning the white house against the conflict so if you're keeping track, we've got salami and turkey on white, hold the russian. [ laughter and applause you're welcome, america. [ applause ] well, in the oval office today, trump talked about what happened, and he had a very interesting theory about who was responsible. check it out

>> i find it hard to believe it was intentional, if you want to know the truth i think that it could have been somebody who was loose and stupid [ laughter ] >> jimmy: then he was like, "the only way to fight loose and stupid is with tight and genius." [ laughter ] when they heard trump say loose and stupid, eric and don junior kramered into the oval office and said, "you asked for us dad? [ laughter ] giddy up [ cheers and applause loose and stupid duh, yeah. [ applause ] later, reporters asked trump if the u.s. is gonna strike back at iran, and trump said, "you'll soon find out. ooh. that's reassuring. the president is treating war with iran like a cliffhanger on "the bachelorette. [ laughter ] it's like, we're gonna find out when we come back. i saw last night, trump called into "sean hannity show" on fox news, and at the end of the show, after the president had talked for 45 minutes, hannity had a little trouble getting him off the phone. watch this >> i want to get along with china, and i think we will

i'm meeting actually both of them next week in japan and -- >> let me, mr. president - >> i think it's important that the united states gets along you know, the united states was paying for nato. >> mr. president - >> you had a lot of countries that were delinquent i think we're gonna have a - >> mr. president - >> i hope we're gonna have a a good relationship, but we're a very - >> i want to - >> strong country again. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: mr. president. sorry, sir the show is going through a tunnel we're losing you [ laughter ] it continued till 3:00 in the morning. i was up late that - >> steve: really >> jimmy: watch what i saw last night. >> what's happened to the democrats, and in the meantime - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's still talking he can't stop talking. >> steve: wow. [ applause ] >> jimmy: he wouldn't stop [ applause ] speaking of the president, i saw that he's on the cover of the newest issue of "time" magazine here it is it says, "my whole life is a a bet. better than the other headline they considered, "here's me, and everyone who still works at the white house. >> steve: wow. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and finally, this is very interesting a police department in california just unveiled the new addition to its force. take a look.

>> the city of huntington park deploying its very own robotic officer to monitor public outdoor areas like parks [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: actually -- actually it talks too, the robot can say "freeze," and "please stop throwing trash in me." [ laughter and applause it's a -- it's a trashcan. we have a great show tonight give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: everybody, it is time for "tonight show" hashtags. >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause ♪ hashtag hashtag ♪ >> jimmy: we do this thing every week where i send out a hashtag, and we ask you guys to respond to that topic it's summer wedding season so i sent out a hashtag called, wedding fail i asked you guys to send us funny or embarrassing things that happened at a wedding that you were at. and it was one of the most popular hashtags ever. >> steve: really

>> jimmy: it was a top trending topic in the u.s >> steve: oh >> jimmy: it was [ applause ] a twitter moment one tweet -- one tweet even got 100,000 likes. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: yeah so thank you for playing along it was pretty cool [ cheers and applause now i thought i'd share some of my favorite wedding fails from you guys this first one is from @jwiederspan >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: she says, "went to a a wedding reception a couple of years ago, and the dj played only karaoke versions of songs he sang the vocals for every song." [ audience aws ] >> steve: oh, oh >> jimmy: wow. that is awful. >> steve: oh my god. >> jimmy: that is a nightmare. this song's a little bit out of my range, but i'm gonna try it anyway ♪ all by myself >> steve: father and daughter dance. [ laughter ] i remember one time at a a wedding, my friend rob and denise -- family friends, we went to this wedding my mom's always will get in trouble dude, wherever we went she was just a magnet for

making trouble, and she kind of had like bad -- bad knees or something. so she kind of like walked like a little -- kind of like ozzy osbourne. [ laughter ] and so we went to this wedding, and what they're about to -- we're at the reception they're about to announce the wedding party. you know, and then the bride and groom -- and mom goes, "i got to go to the bathroom. [ light laughter ] i go, "don't do it now why would you do it now? wait till they introduce everybody. just hold it for 10 minutes, and then go. she goes, "i got to go now." [ light laughter ] i go, "all right just do it quick before -- cause they haven't introduced - she goes, "okay. she's walking to the bathroom. [ light laughter ] yeah and i'm like, "oh man there's no way she's going to make it. you know so, she's in there and my -- me and my dad are waiting for her to come out and like -- and all of the sudden, they start putting smoke machines [ light laughter ] so this is a nightmare for my mother she's -- this is like, she's gonna come out of the bathroom like, what happened? like this. [ laughter ] so, smoke machine, laser beams, like, all right everybody. put your hands together. we're gonna get this party started. give it up for the bridesmaid - you know, give it up for the best man, and then they go, "here they are

the husband and wife, robert and denise daniel. and my mom comes walking through the fog. [ laughter ] what i'm like, "gloria. mom. get over here. what are --" [ applause ] unbelievable person. >> steve: the toilet broke [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she had no idea where she was, and what is happening laser beams. all right, this one is from @yourbizsucks. >> steve: ooh, wow >> jimmy: wow. he says, "i was best man at my friend's second wedding. i started my speech with, 'welcome back, everyone.'" >> steve: oh [ laughter and applause yes. >> jimmy: he was not happy >> steve: oh, oh >> jimmy: i think that's funny >> steve: round two. three's the charm. >> jimmy: this one is from @patrickneville. he says, "i thought i was making a calm composed face at my -- as my wife came down the aisle. i found out this was the face i made." look at this photo [ laughter and applause >> steve: oh my -- oh my god

>> jimmy: he's like -- >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: this one's from @sdsmith987. she says, "my mother-in-law brought platters of food to my catered wedding reception so their side of the family would have something to eat that they like." [ audience oohs >> steve: oh >> jimmy: wow. strong move on the mother-in-law. >> steve: wow. that they like >> jimmy: strong move. yeah th is something we like. >> steve: we like. we like to eat food we like. i mean, you can eat your garbage food >> jimmy: this one is from @lifealertme he says, "i danced so hard i ripped my pants. look at the photo. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: wow. [ audience oohs [ applause ] >> steve: wow. i hope that -- i hope that's -- [ laughter ] that was underwear we saw. >> jimmy: oh yeah. [ laughter ] this one's from @beerstat. he says, "i went to a wedding at a farm. the ceremony was completely drowned out by the sound of a cow giving birthn a nearby shed." [ laughter ] well, the beauty of nature

>> steve: oh >> jimmy: oh [ laughter ] >> steve: do you take -- [ mooing ] >> jimmy: oh >> steve: push, bessie push [ laughter ] >> jimmy: push, bessie oh, my god [ mooing ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thanks goodness we took her - we did those - >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: this one's from @acampisi. she says, "all three of the grandmothers unexpectedly showed up to the wedding in the exact same dress." look at this >> steve: oh [ audience oohs [ applause ] >> jimmy: i love the claps in this >> steve: yeah [ clapping ] >> jimmy: in the exact same dress. [ laughter ] that's pretty classic. this one is called i am ish ish one. she says, "i went to a beach wedding in florida a seagull flew by, and dropped a fish head on the mother of the bride. [ audience oohs >> steve: oh oh

>> jimmy: nothing like, a fish head >> steve: a fish head. >> jimmy: oh my gosh >> steve: oh god >> jimmy: this one is classic. this one's from @amypennza she says, "my mother-in-law wore a wedding dress to my wedding. "so, yeah. top that one, twitter. look at this she wore a wedding dress >> steve: oh [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: come on. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: come on. >> steve: you can't do that. >> jimmy: come on, that is unbelievable there you have it. those are our "tonight show" hashtags [ cheers and applause to check out more of our favorites go to tonightshow.com/hashtag. stick around we'll be right back with madonna. [ cheers and applause ♪ this is the ocean. just listen. (vo) there's so much we want to show her.

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i'm going to need a competitor and she is no stranger to dancing. she is a music icon, and her new album, "madame x," is in stores now ladies and gentlemen, give it up for madonna [ cheers and applause ♪ neon dance battle neon dance battle ♪ >> jimmy: oh my goodness come on. ♪ neon dance battle neon dance battle ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's - [ cheers and applause all right, all right, all right. all right, all right i know, i know it's madonna >> who wants - >> jimmy: all right, here's how this works >> i'm going to -- here's how it works. >> jimmy: people are freaking out right now. the roots are going to play us a beat, and madonna and i will take turns showing off our best dance moves. madonna, since you're madonna -- [ laughter ] why don't you go first

>> all right >> jimmy: you ready for this >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, cool all right. dim the lights roots. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh my goodness oh my. come on. [ cheers and applause why am i even -- >> thank you >> jimmy: why am i even trying >> you know what, you've got to always aim - >> jimmy: look at me my suit doesn't even light up. this is embarrassing come on. >> is that true? >> jimmy: yeah is mine going to light up, or what do i do all right, here we go. i can't see this all right, here we go. all right. dim the lights whenever you're ready. i want to try something. >> good luck ♪ [ cheers and applause

♪ [ cheers and applause >> yes don't hurt yourself. did you hurt yourself? >> jimmy: i think i pulled something. >> his grandpa moves you like his grandpa moves >> jimmy: i pulled something, all right. >> yeah. >> jimmy: madonna, you are up again. here we go [ cheers and applause >> questlove: one, two, three. ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: come on! that's not fair. all right. i got to top i got to top i got to top here we go oh, oh, ooh. all right. wait what do i do okay >> i'm going to -- >> jimmy: i know -- i think i know okay, ready, okay.

ready. here we go ready, all right roots. >> questlove: one, two, three, four ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> that was not bad. >> jimmy: i did pull something there. >> yeah, that was a game changer. >> jimmy: that was a game changer, really. all right, this last one here. let's do this. >> maybe, should we maybe do it together [ cheers and applause no, oh no. oh, should i do -- >> jimmy: yeah, let's do it. >> yeah? >> jimmy: let's do it together yeah >> okay. >> jimmy: i'll follow your lead >> okay. >> jimmy: i mean, i'm honored. let's do this last one together here we go okay >> i hope you stretched out your hamstring [ light laughter ] come over here it requires looseness. >> jimmy: i -- >> get over here [ laughter ] ♪

♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: madonna, everybody [ cheers and applause that's all the time we have for "neon dance battle." stick around we're talking to madonna after the break. [ cheers and applause ♪

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how far would you go for a togo? ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our first guest is a -- she's a legend [ cheers and applause she has won multiple grammys has sold hundreds of millions of albums. she just released her 14th studio album called "madame x. please help me welcome the one, the only, madonna. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. welcome.

we love you. welcome, welcome, welcome. >> thank you >> jimmy: thank you for coming back >> i'm overdressed >> jimmy: you look gorgeous. no, you -- come on >> i had to recover from what you just made me do. >> jimmy: dude, you crushed me at the dance battle. >> i did i'm sorry. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm still -- >> i wish we had more time though i think we were starting to get into a flow. >> jimmy: we almost did the -- i was going to do an elliptical dance. >> yeah. >> jimmy: which is an idea i had where i lay on the floor, and i lift my legs up, and then you -- >> and i sit on your hands [ laughter ] he's very strong, by the way actually we practiced it, and then it never made the cut >> jimmy: yeah, i think it was too much for tv. [ laughter ] >> i disagree. >> jimmy: it was too - [ light laughter ] it was too hot >> nothing's too hot >> jimmy: too hot for tv, man. i mean -- we could try - >> there are so many ways to burn calories. >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] >> are you mad at me >> questlove: no >> oh. cause when we were dancing earlier, you looked like you were mad at me >> questlove: i was serious.

>> okay, i thought - i was thinking maybe you didn't like my dance moves or something. >> jimmy: no, really >> yeah. "madame x" is very sensitive >> jimmy: no [ laughter ] questlove -- i just -- a lot of people think the roots are judging them sometimes. >> yeah, you seem grumpy i thought maybe -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean - it's possible. i mean, it's possible that he had a bad day, but i think he was happy. [ laughter ] you're in a good mood, right >> questlove: yeah >> we'll talk about it later, okay >> questlove: greatest day ever >> jimmy: yeah, he had the greatest - >> okay. did you like my dancing. >> questlove: yeah, i loved your dancing >> do you think it's better than his [ laughter ] okay, never mind actually he's -- your physical comedy is -- unparalleled >> jimmy: that's what you call my dancing, physical comedy? >> yes, yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: unbelievable wow. >> but a good comedian has to be able to dance >> jimmy: yeah, thank you. i appreciate that. >> and you -- you know i do need a new hairstylist but that's another story [ audience oohs okay it's not gonna be a roast jimmy. >> jimmy: this is -- i just go this off of amazon >> we're here to talk about -- >> jimmy: it looks real. [ laughter ] and it stays on for the weekend.

>> oh, no, i love the rockabilly thing >> jimmy: thank you, i appreciate it. yeah, it is like - >> going with your macho butch facial hair. >> jimmy: see, i do this for edge, you know >> yeah. that's what "madame x" is all about. >> jimmy: yeah by the way, let's talk about "madame x" for one second, please congrats on this record. this is your 14th studio album number one in 60 countries are you joking [ cheers and applause ♪ 60 number ones in 60 countries >> it never -- no. it's -- i'm shocked and grateful and it never gets old it's like the first time every time >> jimmy: is really is, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: but, i mean, it's not like - like, you're madonna it's bigger than just america. it's international you're global. you're -- i mean, this is the number one album in space. [ laughter ] right now on mars, it's the number one album on mars >> oh. >> jimmy: i love it. here's what i like about you because every time i have you on, i i don't know what i'm going to - >> get >> jimmy: get, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly right. i really don't and - >> i'm an enigma >> jimmy: you are, but i love your brain i love the way it works. i think you're smarter than the

average bear i think -- [ laughter ] you always -- i don't know even what to guess what you're going to do. >> you don't even know what to say. shall i speak for you? >> jimmy: yes, please. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, but i was going to say, there's different genres of music in here. there's trap music there's a latin vibe there's pop and there's reggae there's a song called "future" on this that is -- >> dancehall, yeah >> jimmy: dancehall? >> yeah. >> jimmy: see, i don't know. >> i mean, that's reggae there's reggae influence reggae vibes yeah >> jimmy: it's called "future. >> right with quavo from migos is on this listen to this jam ♪ not everyone is comin to the futur not everyone is coming from the past ♪ ♪ not everyone is comin to the future ♪ >> jimmy: i love that jam. come on, that's a good jam [ cheers and applause >> that's a good jam that's my favorite ♪ not everyone is comin to the future ♪ quavo does the best ad libs ever in his life and he says the word "sparkle" twice. and it's just so fabulous. >> jimmy: really does he rhymes "sparkle" with sparkle? >> no, he just says "sparkle." and he's such a macho guy, so it's hilarious to me that that was one of his ad libs

>> jimmy: speaking of macho guys >> i know. [ laughter ] throw in a "sparkle" every once in a while >> jimmy: yeah, sparkle. >> say feminine words, and that will prove that you're comfortable with your sexuality. >> jimmy: thank you. >> okay. >> jimmy: yeah >> it seems that you are anyway look at that - [ laughter ] powder blue tie you're wearing >> jimmy: what is going on >> nothing [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's like a summer tie. >> i like that we match. ♪ summer ti and the living is easy ♪ >> multitalented >> jimmy: thank you very much. >> yeah. [ laughter ] ♪ fish are jumpin and the cotton is high ♪ [ cheers ] >> and here's the big line ♪ your daddy's rich and your momma's good looking ♪ >> pretend i'm your momma. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> or something, but wait. i think -- i think we just decided that we're going to get married. >> jimmy: yeah >> that's the whole point of the veil i'm gonna end things with maluma >> jimmy: i was going to say aren't you married to maluma right now? >> i am, but we agreed to have an open relationship, and i

think you can do the same. >> jimmy: i gotta talk to my wife, and we'll figure this out. [ laughter ] >> i'm easy. >> jimmy: i love that you would even wear the veil - >> consider you. >> jimmy: consider me, exactly or even talk to me >> the more marriages have, the shorter my veil gets >> jimmy: you know - [ laughter ] >> it's weird. it's less to reveal. >> jimmy: do you remember when i introduced you to barack obama do you remember that >> oh my god that is probably the most nervous i've ever been in my life i had butterflies in my stomach. i was completely and utterly starstruck i was gagging. >> jimmy: you were so adorable here's what happened i go to -- >> he's so hot [ laughter ] sorry. >> jimmy: i have -- i have president barack obama on the show, and madonna, and i asked you -- you come on. and i was like -- to the president, president obama, i go, "have you ever met madonna? he goes, "nope." [ laughter ] >> he probably doesn't even know - >> jimmy: never met madonna. he was like, "nope." >> he probably doesn't even know me. >> jimmy: "never did." >> nope. [ laughter ] i go, "want to go meet her right now? he goes, "sure." [ laughter ]

all right. so i go -- >> god - >> jimmy: and so i let you know, i go, "madonna, i'm going to introduce -- i'm gonna bring the president in and you're like, "okay." and you just go like madonna-y [ light laughter ] and like looking gorgeous, and you were like, just awesome. you're like, so kind of, like, flirty and stuff like that and he wasn't -- he was so presidential and wanted nothing. he's like, "hello. how are you? nice to see you. hello, yep, nice to see you. pleasure." [ laughter ] and then you go, i'll never forget this. you said to him, you go, "you're the only reason i'm doing this show. [ laughter ] i go, "i can hear you. i can hear you." >> yes [ foghorn [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: i was right there! i was introducing -- >> i'm sorry, but the truth hurts. but now we don't have any -- we have no distractions, and there are no illusions i am only here to see you. >> jimmy: see, wow, thank you so much. i've grown i feel -- thank you so much. our relationship has grown >> yeah, your hair has grown >> jimmy: it really has. [ laughter ] and i'll grow this out i'll figure this out i want to talk about a couple of things. another curveball that you threw this year is you're announcing your tour >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: and i go, "great, what are you going to do this - i know you're going to do something different.

>> different >> jimmy: and again you zigged when i thought you were gonna zag. you zagged when i thought you were gonna zig you're doing these intimate shows. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: you're doing bam. for 17 nights in brooklyn. >> i know. am i crazy >> jimmy: yes. >> are you guys going to come? [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: it's already sold out. it's already sold out. we can't even get tickets to it you can't even buy tickets right now, if you want but why did you decide - that's like -- you do stadiums >> because i want to -- yeah, but i did that already i want to do something different. >> jimmy: i didn't think you were going to do that. i love that you're doing this. >> but why not but, everything -- you have to keep changing. that's what life is all about. >> jimmy: but where are you going to go? i mean, you're gonna do that in brooklyn - >> i'm gonna only play small theaters, and i'm gonna stay in one city for long periods of time and i'm going to get to know people i'm gonna look into their eyes >> jimmy: wow. >> i'm going to sit on people's laps, i'm gonna -- i might even tell a few jokes >> jimmy: i want to -- because i think the audience is a little jealous that i got to dance with you and i thought it could be fun if maybe, because at the end of your song with maluma, you go "cha, cha, cha. and i thought -- >> i probably say a lot during the song, not just at the end, but okay >> jimmy: well, you do, but the end, it ends with -- your last words are "cha, cha, cha." >> that's right.

>> jimmy: and i was thinking maybe we could do a cha-cha or give me a lesson on how to do the cha-cha. >> i would love to >> jimmy: with the audience. you guys want to dance with -- [ cheers and applause >> okay, but, wait have you done your stretching? >> jimmy: i have not done my stretching >> but there's two levels to the cha-cha. so, are you guys going to do it too? >> jimmy: yeah [ cheers ] >> well, you got to stand up [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. we'll do it over here. we'll face this way. >> okay. >> jimmy: and then the audience will be behind the screen. >> okay, but can i show them before i turn around, and give them my back >> jimmy: yes, of course, yes. >> okay, so this part, you put your hands on your hips. if you're wearing a dress, lift it up, okay? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this is the cha-cha. >> put your feet together. [ laughter ] ♪ so you go one, two, cha, cha, cha. one, two, cha, cha, cha. one, two, cha, cha, cha. and one, two, cha, cha, cha. that's right, okay >> jimmy: all right, that's good >> got that? >> jimmy: you guys got that? [ cheers and applause

can we do it let's try it, let's try it ready? >> so, you got to do the butterfly first. >> jimmy: butterfly first and then - >> yeah, right, left, right, left, stand up, and then, okay you got that >> jimmy: i love this. come on, we're gonna dance with madonna! are you guys ready [ cheers and applause ♪ >> okay. ♪ two, three, four one, two, go to the left ♪ now, right, and left, and put your knees together now. one, two, cha, cha, cha. and stand up one, two, cha, cha, cha. >> jimmy: we just cha-cha'd with madonna how about that [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: madonna! pick up madonna's deluxe version of "madame x" with two extra tracks at target now madonna! up next, guy raz stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ geico makes it easy to get help when you need it.

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♪ >> jimmy: my next guest is the host and co-creator of "how i built this" and "wow in the world" on npr, and the new podcast "wisdom from the top" on luminary. everyone please welcome, guy raz, everybody [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you for coming back. thank you for being here you know i'm a giant fan i also want to thank you for something you did, not on our show, but you helped me out a couple of weeks ago. we did a kind of a "for your consideration" emmy panel -- emmy thing, in los angeles >> yeah. >> jimmy: i asked you to interview me >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you said, "yes." so thank you for doing that. >> thank you for asking, because you deserve an emmy. >> jimmy: no, no thank you, no. no, but i -- [ cheers and applause no, i meant -- no, but you - >> no --

>> jimmy: no, you did such a a great -- you're one of my favorite interviewers on the planet i love all of your shows "wow in the world," i love "how i built this" obviously, and the new one, this is going to freak people out. "wisdom from the top." i just want to get into all of it now so let's talk about "how i built this." do you guys know this podcast? if you don't - [ applause ] it's one of the best podcasts out there right now. and basically what you do is, you talk to entrepreneurs and ceos and people that started these companies, and what you would think, in my head, i go, "this might be like a boring interview. i don't know "do i care about how they made stacy's chips? >> yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it is -- i do. it turns out i really do [ laughter ] and i love her i go, "what a story. >> right yeah >> jimmy: what do you learn from interviewing and getting these stories? >> oh, man, i mean, you know, lately we've been hearing a lot about pivots on the show like, so stacy is a great example, right >> jimmy: a pivot? >> a pivot, right? so, stacy -- stacy madison, who created stacy's pita chips, i mean, that company began as

a sandwich cart, right >> jimmy: a food truck >> right she had a sandwich cart in boston making rolled up pita sandwiches >> jimmy: yeah >> and every day they had like extra pitas, and you know, she didn't want to throw them away so they would cut them up, and bake them up, and sprinkle them with parmesan, and hand them out to people, you know, waiting in line for the -- >> jimmy: sandwiches >> the sandwiches. and eventually the people were like, "hey, can we buy these pita chips?" and, like, six months into this, she and her partner, mark andrus, were like, "wait a minute, well, maybe we're, like, in the wrong business. like, maybe we should do pita chips. and they completely pivot from pita sandwiches to pita chips. within ten years they sell this company to pepsi for $250 million [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: it's fascinating stories. >> jimmy: do you now know if an idea will work or not after hearing all these ideas? you're like, "oh, yeah." >> no. you know -- so, have you ever heard of edible arrangements >> jimmy: yeah, of course. >> right so, you know, the bouquet of fruits, right? >> jimmy: yeah >> so we had the founder, tariq farid, on the show and i thought -- i said, you

know, "tariq, if you asked me 25 years ago, 'hey --. if you said, 'hey, i have this great idea, i'm going to take cantaloupe and melon and pineapple and strawberries and i'm going to carve it into flower shapes, put it on sticks arrange it in a bouquet and deliver it to people's houses. like, what -- i would have said, 'that's the dumbest idea i've ever heard.'" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "i'm out yeah, i'm out. no, thanks." >> "that's just the stupidest idea." >> jimmy: yeah, "i don't want to do that at all. >> "nobody's going to invest in that." well, that company is worth half a billion dollars today, right? >> jimmy: wow! >> i mean, and the thing is, you get all these crazy ideas all the time i mean, just crazy -- you know, in fact i was watching this show a couple of days ago. and cause you're an entrepreneurial guy, and you had, like, puzzles and you've got the flashcards, and the kids' book >> jimmy: yeah, yeah >> and you've got the emojis, and hands high -- high hands - >> jimmy: yeah, hands high, yeah i came up with this sweatshirt that -- because what do you do when your team is winning? >> you put your hands high >> jimmy: so i said why not put logos in the armpits >> logos under the armpits [ laughter ] you've got - >> jimmy: right, right so hands high is - >> hi. >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah. >> jimmy: just, why not? [ cheers and applause and bring back the wave.

>> yeah. >> jimmy: the wave should exist. >> yeah. so you've got, like, this entrepreneurial itch >> jimmy: can i pitch you some dumb ideas >> you want to pitch me? >> jimmy: yeah, i'd love to. [ light laughter ] yeah, i really want to hear if you -- i have a great -- ready for my new idea >> okay. >> jimmy: all right. it's called -- it's called veyetamins >> okay. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: but e-y-e. they're eye drops. eye drop vitamins. >> eye drop vitamins >> jimmy: veyetamins >> for your eye drops. >> jimmy: so people that don't like taking pills. >> yeah. >> jimmy: or swallowing -- and you want vitamin c, drop, drop >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: veyetamins [ applause ] no >> yeah -- yeah. yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, how about this this one's a slam dunk >> okay. >> jimmy: all right, kraft singles. right? >> right, yeah >> jimmy: make them into circles. [ laughter ] for hamburgers why is there a square on my burger make them circles. >> for hamburgers. >> jimmy: yeah, for just hamburgers cause the bread is square. you don't want, like, a circle on the bread >> jimmy: yeah, bread is square >> you'd lose the -- you wouldn't have the cheese on the corners of the bread >> jimmy: all right, that's not the best idea. okay, wait, wait, wait [ laughter ] oh, i have a slam dunk idea. >> okay. >> jimmy: are you ready?

this is for eggo waffles >> okay. >> jimmy: so we can do -- eggo, if you're watching, i'll give it to charity. we'll do it. >> okay. >> jimmy: emoji waffle here's what it is. >> yeah. >> jimmy: here's what you do it's like an egg wash on top of -- it's a regular frozen waffle, but when you toast it, an emoji appears >> oh, my god. that's amazing i want to invest in that [ applause ] >> jimmy: you do >> yes >> jimmy: you like that one? >> i like that one >> jimmy: all right, good, that's the one [ applause ] you do okay >> emoji, yes. >> jimmy: the emoji waffle >> yes >> jimmy: the emoji waffle jimmy: a surprise every morning. what are -- could we get - out of all the things, what's the best advice you could give to any business that's starting that you've learned from all these -- talking to all these great people >> i mean, i think the best piece of advice i've learned from leaders is that kind leaders have kind companies. i mean, kindness is an incredibly powerful tool it sounds a little hokey but we've had leaders on the show and entrepreneurs on the show who are kind people like, you know, gary erickson of clif bar. they give their employees a chunk of ownership kim jordan of new belgium, that makes fat tire, she allows her -- she gives ownership to

her employees. and the thing about kindness that i've learned from entrepreneurs is that kindness is free. it costs nothing it's zero dollars and zero cents but the return on that investment is bigger than any financial investment it's actually a hugely important quality of successful entrepreneurs. >> jimmy: i love that. be kind. [ applause ] i love you, buddy. thank you so much for coming on come back whenever guy raz. [ cheers and applause check out his podcasts "how i built this" and "wisdom from the top. ari lennox performs for us after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ - hi, doug.

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