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they're used to doing all these other things. just come out here and hit a ball. >> they're having a great time. tahoe will be gorgeous i'm sure, jeff. >> it's going to be really nice. we'll get a look at that seven-day forecast and you can see we've got 87 tomorrow. low 90s as we hit this weekend, and we'll drop back down as we head into early next week. great weather from here over to the central valley. it's going to be a little hotter there but up toward tahoe you're just looking at? good weather. >> looks great all around. thanks for joining us at 11:00. have a great thursday. >> bye-bye. we'll see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from 30 rockefeller plaza, here in new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." jimmy fallon
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[ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh my goodness come on! [ cheers and applause looking good please, welcome. have a seat. welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. thank you so much for being here [ cheers and applause you guys, i'm very excited about this music icon, willie nelson, is my guest tonight [ cheers and applause but everybody within a a five-block radius already knew that. [ laughter ] yeah i love willie nelson he's a legend. i love willie nelson can we check in backstage to see how he's doing how's it going, willie how's it going, bud? [ laerod willie nelson on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause let's get to some news earlier tonight, president trump officially
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started his re-election campaign in orlando. here he is oh, i've never seen that hat before [ laughter ] that's right, trump launched his 2020 campaign with a huge rally. it was going well until trump started kicking out every person who coughed [ cough "get out get out. you in the balcony, get out. [ laughter ] but trump drew a big crowd, he said thousands of supporters were lined up outside the arena two days before the rally. kind of a strange thing to brag about. on one hand, thousands of people waited two days to see you. but on the other hand, none of them have jobs so, i mean, it's like -- [ laughter ] for anyone who showed up early, the campaign set up some activities outside the arena, and called it the 45 fest, since trump is the 45th president let's see what they had going on >> as you can see, there's music, entertainment, porta potties. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know how fun that is when the third thing they brag about is porta potties. [ light laughter ] we had everything. we got music, entertainment, porta potties. we got - [ laughter ] porta potties, or as trump calls them, tweeting pods. [ laughter ]
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well, while trump does everything he can to get attention, his opponents are doing the same thing and i read that this election season, democratic fundraisers are planning to spend over $100 million but keep in mind, most of that will go to crest white strips for joe biden. [ laughter ] some business news i saw that facebook is coming out with its own cryptocurrency called libra yeah the company that can't even keep your data safe now wants to keep your money it's like someone dropping a a carton of eggs, and asking if they can hold your baby. [ laughter ] and finally, this isn't good, a united flight from italy to newark was infested with ants after a bunch of them spilled out of a passenger's carry-on. [ audience ohs ] the other passengers were like, "we had to throw out our shampoo, but that guy got to bring ants [ laughter ] i don't understand." actually, it explains the new slogan for spirit airlines spirit -- somehow we're not the ones infested with ants. [ laughter and applause we have a great show tonight give it up for the roots, everybody! [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh oh, what a show we have tonight everybody! willie nelson is here in the building [ cheers and applause adam devine is in the house! [ cheers and applause and i just heard word that lin-manuel miranda might be stopping by the show [ cheers and applause that's a two spinner that's a two spinner right there! there might be some freestyling going on [ cheers and applause tariq, come on man you got some big news. you got something he wants to announce tariq, come on oh maybe all right, we'll see what happens. yeah, we'll see what happens it's going to be a fun show tonight. i'm so excited guys, the nba draft is on thursday, right here in new york city. there's so many great players this year. but before they make it to the pros, they always come on "the tonight show" to face
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their final challenge. it is time for the "random objects shootout: nba draft edition. [ cheers and applause ♪ random object shootou nba draft edition ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: please welcome the stars of the 2019 nba draft. on my team, from vanderbilt university, darius garland, everybody! [ cheers and applause ♪ from duke, r.j. barrett! [ cheers and applause ♪ and our opponents, from h calin everybody! [ cheers and applause ♪ from university of texas, jaxson hayes [ cheers and applause ♪ and from virginia, de'andre hunter! [ cheers and applause ♪
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all right. here's how this works. we're going to take turns trying to shoot random objects into that hoop right there the most points win. we can come over this side the objects we're throwing tonight is the fudgie the whale cake that says "congrats, you're in the nba. we have a basketball shoe filled with nacho cheese [ laughter ] we have a mannequin head with a knicks head on there a knicks fan knicks is a great team to play for. i got to say [ applause ] and the moneyball, worth two points, a giant water balloon full of gatorade now, everyone come on over on this side here we'll take turns throwing here sorry. coby, why don't you go first and then - >> you want to go first? >> jimmy: you sure you want me to show you how it's done? >> yeah, you go first. >> jimmy: alright, i'll show you how it's done. i'll just say, with the water lloon,hrow it with the bowl, just cause it's a very sensitive water balloon. [ laughter ] trust me all right, here we go. you want me to all right. i'll show you how to do it
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♪ you can throw underhand if you want >> okay. >> jimmy: should i throw underhand? [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i could do this one overhand i think [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause [ sad trombone ] this close this close this close ♪ >> all right, yeah i have to go underhand underhand? [ talking over each other >> jimmy: yeah how do you do this how do you throw an ice cream cake as bucket >> jimmy: no, absolutely not >> that's a bucket >> that doesn't count! >> that's a bucket >> jimmy: no, rejected rejected rejected no, did not quite make it. all right. ♪ who wants to go next show him how it's done all right. >> i got it. >> what is that?
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[ audience ohs ] [ applause ] [ sad trombone ] >> jimmy: can we play it off the boards alright, you want to try it? ♪ >> you got it. you got it, bro. >> you got it. you got it bro >> jimmy: all right, he tried to play it off the board there don't overthink it whatever you do. [ laughter ] >> oh! [ audience ohs ] [ sad trombone ] ♪ >> i thought you'd throw it too hard bro, you got it.nickfan. >> you got it. >> i got it. i got it, i got it i might put the hat on [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause [ sad trombone ] >> jimmy: it didn't even look like he tried on that one! you can throw it -- you can shoot it like -- hey, whoa yeah, i like that. that was a exciting right there. [ laughter ] i like that. you can throw overhand if you want oh, he didn't even think about it [ cheers and applause ♪
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>> jimmy: oh my god! oh my god! that's how you do it that's how you do it now we are in the lead i'm telling you, it's lucky in new york we're in the tie for the moneyball. okay so each team can nominate who they want to shoot the moneyball. this is worth -- this is worth 10 million points okay, perfect. [ laughter ] whoever wins this -- all right i think it's got to be you >> we've got to get you another chance, bro. >> i think - >> he sacked it too. >> you got to redeem yourself. >> jimmy: no, i didn't - >> you got at least hit something. >> jimmy: yeah, at least mine went close to the rim, for god's sakeome on bro gott. >> jimmy: i'm going to try under. >> no, let them go first let them go first. we just went >> you picked it up. we just wentu ca >> rock, paper, scissors >> rock, paper, scissors try. you can try. >> it's between them two [ laughter ] [ drumroll ] >> hey >> yeah, let's get it. [ cheers and applause come on, champ >> jimmy: alright, come on, champ! >> come on, champ. >> jimmy: wait, but if you make
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this - oh that's right, so if you make this then you're in the lead then we have to make ours. >> you got to take it out the bowl >> you're not going to make it anyway >> take it out the bowl. >> take it out the bowl. >> jimmy: i would leave it in the bowl leave it in the bowl >> take it out the bowl. >> leave in the bowl >> jimmy: i would. >> it's going to break on you bro. it's going to break on you >> jimmy: oh no, i don't want it to break. >> take it out the bowl. >> jimmy: they're tricking you they're tricking you they're tricking you >> he's on our team. [ drumroll ] [ cheers ] [ cheers and applause [ sad trombone ] >> jimmy: we won we won no you got to - no we're the champs our thanks to all these future nba stars! [ cheers and applause check out the nba draft this more "tonight show" after the break. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ♪ (sprintern) did you know you can switch
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[ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: oohh oh, my goodness! the one and only [ cheers and applause lin. >> yeah! yeah >> jimmy: here's how this works. i'm going hit this button here and activate a random word generator. it lands on three words. it's your job to work them all into a freestyle rap now, because i'm not really known for my freestyle skills, you'll be facing off against - >> that's not what i heard [ laughter ] >> jimmy: trust me you'll be facing off against the roots' own black thought, right there, ladies and gentlemen. ♪ >> the greatest of all time! the greatest of all time >> jimmy: all right. are you ready for this >> no! let's go >> jimmy: here we go ♪ >> no whammies, no whammies, no whammies, no whammies. >> jimmy: flip flop, seared salmon - [ light laughter ] these are easy ones! >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: prescription sunglasses
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>> great >> jimmy: all right. so you have to work this in -- flop flops, seared salmon, and prescription sunglasses. he has not heard these words before >> okay. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy and now -- roots, can you give him a beat? let's see how he - ♪ ♪ yo en espanol englais from a to zed-ah your grandmother would hit you with that chancleta ♪ ♪ ih it hits me in the head til my hip-hop but i got smacked in the bac with some flip flops ♪ ♪ oh yeah you know that i be jammin'♪ ♪ you know i keep it smooth like i got tha seared salmon ♪ ♪ or is it smoked i don't really kno i'm just freestyling o "the tonight show" ♪ ♪ but i guarantee i knock them on they asses ♪ ♪ i hit you with the blue blockers prescription sunglasses ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: blue blockers! bonus points bonus points bonus points for blue blockers >> blue blockerstougto top tariq, you are up, my friend here we go >> tariq: okay
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♪ >> jimmy: it'll be easy for you. loofah daenerys targaryen [ laughter ] look at -- that's the reaction i want daenerys targaryen >> tariq: rastafarian. [ cheers and applause >> goodnight ♪ >> jimmy: that's your whole freestyle? >> tariq: that is it >> jimmy: now you can't use okerys targaryen roots,e hia beat go ft, ♪ ♪ hey yo i'm still th answer man samouss i'm just absorbing it all in loofah ♪ ♪ til i never let a scrub get the last wor on my watch like a netflix password ♪ ♪ as far as the bar it's just for guarding making other rappers run like forrest ♪ ♪ til y'all learn who the
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realest barbaria i burn all y'all daenerys targaryen ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> what? >> jimmy: you did not take the easy way out that was - that's unbelievable, man >> woo woo! deciakinit all in. soaking it all up like a a loofah thank you. tariq, we have time for one more i just heard from the booth. [ cheers ] lin, you're up let's see what words you get ♪ ohught ] waffle fries, pikachu, and puerto rico. >> oh. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: waffle fries, pikachu -- these are random words let's -- >> [ bleep ] >> jimmy: roots, go ahead. give him a beat. ♪
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♪ my mind is open lik a light house ♪ ♪ pretty scared o what's going on in the white house ♪ ♪ look around those look lik some awful guys ♪ ♪ i want to hit 'em wit chancletas and some waffle fries ♪ ♪ oh yeah so many plans i can't hatch 'em al but just like pikachu i've got to catch 'em all ♪ ♪ what the eff is going o i rock until the break o dawn with my pokemon uh ♪ ♪ but all things being equa this is the freestyle sequelco♪ [ cheers ] ♪ oh yeah they're picking up what i caught now let's hear it fond applause ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: the mic is too expensive to drop. the mic is too expensive to drop thank you so much for doing that lin, you've proven yourself an amazing rapper and you actually have an exciting freestyle project coming to broadway >> ah, yes
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that's true, jimmy before "hamilton," before "in the heights," my first time performing in new york was with a freestyle hip-hop group called "freestyle love supreme. we are coming to broadway this fall at the booth theater. >> jimmy: yes! [ cheers and applause ♪ >> it's an entirely made-up broadway show. you don't know who's gonna show up black thought gh i might show up one night. chirs jackson might show up one night. [ cheers ]yodon't know what's g happen come see us in september >> jimmy: that is major news [ cheers and applause previews for "freestyle loves supreme" begin this september at the booth theater we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show," everybody! yeah [ cheers and applause ♪ [text tone] [text tone] [text tone]
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>> jimmy: our first guest is a a 13-time grammy winner and a true music legend. he is currently on tour with his outlaw music festival. he's got a brand-new album out this friday called "ride me back home. please welcome the great willie nelson! [ cheers and applause ♪ >> how you doin' >> jimmy: thank you so much for being here >> sure. >> jimmy: i appreciate it. we got a lot to talk about here >> good. >> jimmy: congrats i know you -- this past weekend, you just kicked off the outlaw music festival. and this thing is going all over the country now you have june, july, september i saw you -- you parked your tour bus outside on 49th street >> yeah. >> jimmy: and there's, like, thousands of fans out there waiting to say hi to you
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>> yeah. it's cool. >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] do you like the touring life do you like the -- >> yeah, i enjoy, you know, living on the bus. >> jimmy: yeah you do -- that's -- 'cause if you haven't seen willie's bus -- there's probably photos of it somewhere. it is nicer than my first -- many of my apartments in new york city. [ laughter ] it it's beautiful and it feels like home, right? >> yeah, it's kind of like, you know, my home too. >> jimmy: yeah you've got a good group of people on the lineup with you here you -- i know you're been playing with your family, willie nelson and family yeah, your sons are there. alison krauss, avett brothers, nathaniel rateliff and the night sweats >> fantastic >> jimmy: oh, man. >> they're great they're bad ass. >> jimmy: just fantastic i listen to "willie's roadhouse" all of the time on siriusxm >> oh, do you? cool >> jimmy: dallas wayne - >> yes >> jimmy: is fantastic >> he's great. >> jimmy: i love that guy. if he's watching or if you see him, he's the best and so i listen to the station all of the time. but i -- so i know you have this big tour coming up. and i know if you go to willienelson.com, you can check
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out all the stuff you can do if you -- go check him out on tour if you can. because it's the one and only willie nelson. i've got to talk about this too. because you're on the cover of a magazine, "rolling stone." and it's -- yeah, i love it. this is the weed issue [ cheers and applause that is a great photo. >> that's all you got to say >> jimmy: that's all you got to say. it is a great photo. and there's a quote from you here it says, "marijuana saved my life." >> yeah. >> jimmy: is that true >> i used to smoke two or three packs of cigarettes a day and drink whatever there was there to drink, you know >> jimmy: wow. >> and i had pneumonia four or five times, my lung collapsed, i almost died. so i said, "wait a minute. you know, i ain't getting that high off them chesterfields. >> jimmy: yeah [ light laughter ] chesterfieldow >> so i throwed out the cigarettes, rolled up 20 joints, stuck it in there, and i haven't smoked a
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a cigarette since. >> jimmy: you haven't had a cigarette since? wow, good for you. now do - [ applause ] was that always the way it is now, or have you seen just the world kind of just totally change in the past couple years with it being legalized? >> well, yeah. they -- you know, people are kind of getting another look at it and one of the main looks they're getting is there's money in there, you know >> jimmy: yeah [ light laughter ] once that's involved - >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you have your own -- is it -- >> willie reserve. now, i was lucky enough to be gifted this. [ laughter ] yeah >> jimmy: and it changed my life [ laughter ] wow. and i really appreciate -- thank you very much -- >> my pleasure >> jimmy: for that gift, yeah. oh, i was floating for weeks i've got to say -- no. [ laughter ] no, i -- i -- just to see that, and to see the business that it's become and -- but it's the quality that goes into it.
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>> sure. >> jimmy: and you are -- have assigned yourself cto. is that correct? >> chief tester. >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] so it's chief testing officer. yeah, so you get to see if it's the real deal or not >> absolutely. >> jimmy: yeah >> i haven't run across any that i didn't like [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's unbelievable. talk to me about your new album here "ride me back home." there's you and a horse right there. >> that's me and old blue. >> jimmy: that is your horse >> well, it's my neighbor's horse. [ laughter ] and i borrow it every now and >> jim you neighbor know that you bord [ laughter ]ll g d. [ laughter ] and why did you -- why did -- you kind of dedicate this one to the horse >> well, i -- uh, me and some more folks, habitat for horses, a group, rescued a bunch of horses that were scheduled to be slaughtered and i already had maybe 15 or so of my own >> jimmy: wow.
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>> and then i bought 50 of these horses so then i got a few horses - >> jimmy: to save them, yeah but yet -- but still - [ applause ] it's still not enough to borrow old blue i'm just saying. [ laughter ] i think you have enough there. it's a beautiful record. and it's new songs that you co-wrote, but also some covers i've got to say, your cover of "just the way you are," billy joel >> great song. >> jimmy: it is a great song but you do a great version of that i'm just like -- [ applause ] wait 'til you hear this is -- and i know you probably can't u- >> well, i do have favorites of course, "ride me back home" is but also there's a song in there that guy clark wrote in fact, there's a couple of guy clark songs in there but one of them is "my favorite picture. and that song is just kind of infectious you hear it and you want to hear it again. >> jimmy: yeah >> at least i do >> jimmy: do you ever hear songs that aren't you, but country classics where you go like, "oh, yeah, that's a good one.
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i forgot about that one. >> oh, yes, yes. >> jimmy: you do and i heard that when you go on tour that sometimes you go, "i don't really know what i'm going to play. i'm just going to do -- start with this song, end with this song we'll just have fun. >> well, i do. and i kind of go with the crowd. and i know there's, you know, a few songs that they have come to hear that i will do before the night is over. "on the road again," for instance >> jimmy: yeah >> "always on my mind. >> jimmy: oh, yeah >> but other than that, i kind of let it happen >> jimmy: yeah and i think that's what's fun about se y if you've never seen willie nelson in concert, i can't even recommend it more he's on tour now and it is unbelievable it's exciting. and you don't know what you're going to get and i just love you for that and yeah, you know, i'm the biggest fan of you so thank you for being here. and thanks for playing later on in the show. >> my pleasure >> jimmy: we love you, buddy willie nelson. [ cheers and applause his new album, "ride me back home" comes out this friday. catch him on tour with his outlaw music festival. we'll be right back with adam devine, everybody stick around [ cheers and applause ♪
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the tech-advanced nissan leaf. the best selling electric vehicle of all time. this is nissan intelligent mobility. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest is a talented actor and comedian who has a brand-new standup special called "best time of our lives," which is available now on netflix please welcome adam devine [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, welcome, welcome. >> yeah. >> jimmy: thank you for coming to the show. >> you kidding i'm so -- i'm like little kid level geeked right now this is exciting stuff >> jimmy: i'm a big fan of yours. [ light laughter ] and to have you and willie nelson on the same show is -
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>> it's a weed-heavy show. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i want to get to know you, buddy i know you're from omaha, nebraska. >> i am, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, we love -- >> one person, weird yeah >> jimmy: we allow one to two people from omaha every night. but then you moved to l.a. to start your career in comedy, or youfirst job?ork? >> yeah, my very first job in l.a. was at the hollywood improv comedy club i was like 19 years old. i know you started there too, right? >> jimmy: that was my club, on melrose? >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. eddie the bartender, he used to always say, "you're like jimmy fallon," which was pretty cool >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: hi, eddie! i love eddie the bartender >> what's up, eddie? [ laughter ] >> jimmyah he knows we both have -- >> i think we both very excitable faces. >> jimmy: yeah, i do i do get excited >> me too. >> jimmy: wait, but -- that's a good -- you were just doing standup there, or what were you doing at the - >> i was answering phones, and -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really >> they did not allow me to do standup there at 19. >> jimmy: were you working the door >> i worked the door i was like the worst door guy they've ever had because are you -- >> jimmy: no >> intimidated by this guy >> jimmy: no >> i'm like, "you have to keep
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it down. and like, "absolutely not. i'm like, i need someone larger >> jimmy: okay [ laughter ] >> we're going to get the other guy. >> jimmy: did you ever have to now people just like, will scream things from "workaholics" or whatever. and they're like, "tight butt hole!" and i'm like, "not here. [ laughter ] different thing. back in the day, you used to do standup in places where they don't do standup a lot they always make you do it in like chinese restaurants, or like laundry mats or something i did one at a military base and they didn't tell -- it was in the officers' quarters, so this is like the bosses. and they didn't tell them that it was comedy night. and it was playoff football which was happening. so they're all watching the game and then some woman goes, "are you guys ready for comedy? and they're like, "huh?" and then she turns it off. and she's like, "andy devine!" and i'm like, "that's not my name!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's adam. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's okay. it's adam devine >> and then just someone stood up, and is like, "no!" [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: actually yelled, "no? >> and that got the biggest life -- ugofhe night, for
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and then one guy was just freaking out like, "this is not happening! not here!" >> jimmy: wow.>>i need to see t patriots!"paiots." >> jimmy: wow. >> so -- >> jimmy: what did you do? >> i just -- i'm like, you can turn the game back on. it's okay. but i needed the $100 they were giving me. so i'm like, "can i just entertain your wives?" and there's like -- their wives are just pounding drinks in the corner >> jimmy: yeah >> and so i just sat down with them, and sort of, conversationally did my act. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it was a sit-down standup? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i had a -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: similar gig. it was tough i did west point and i went in and they had - there's like - >> one one in every crowd >> jimmy: one in every crowd [ light laughter ] it was like a ratskeller, or some pub, or whatever they all just hang out. and again, they didn't announce it was comedy night or whatever and people were just hanging out there. and i go, "where's the microphone?" the guy goes, "oh, there's no mic. and i go - >> it's right here [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it's like, "how do i -- how do we know that --" he goes, "i'll just tell everyone to be quiet." i go, "this is terrible.
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this is going to be awful. and then -- so i go, "i think i might have a mic in my trunk of my car." again, it was like -- i was getting a hundred bucks. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so i go, -- so i had a microphone i hooked into my amp. i go, "do you have a stand at all? a mic stand? he goes, "no." he goes, "we'll just get one of so we made a part of and somebody ended up -- >> that's actually pretty good >> jimmy: i mean you got to make the best. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean you know what it's like. your montreal story is very interesting. >> oh, yeah. but -- people don't -- a lot of people that aren't in comedy world don't know this. but the montreal comedy festival is this huge festival and they allow 20 new comics and they call them "the new faces of comedy. and i was like a kid i was like a year or two into doing standup. i was 21 or 2. and i had got a call back for it so this is a real big deal >> jimmy: it's a giant - >> huge deal and i'm like really nervous, you know and i was like, "i'm going to keep it general. and i'm going to say, 'hey, comedy crowd.'" i don't know why i was going to say that. >> jimmy: that's your opening line >> but that was my opening line >> jimmy: and it's industry all in the room. >> yeah, tons. it's packed full of industry
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and then i come out and go, "hey, clomedy cloud. [ laughter ] gah! >> jimmy: clomedy cloud? >> i said, "clomedy cloud. and then i just realized what i did. and i go, "no! actually, i screamed the "f" word and i throw the mic down and i'm like, "i'm outta here! and i walked through the crowd and i go, "look at all this industry but then i say 'clomedy cloud!'" [ light laughter like committed way too hard to the bit. and then i go outside. and the bouncer is like, "hey, man. reggie, i know this bod 's like you're suppose b [ laughter ] and i'm like, "yeah, i definitely should be i said 'clomedy cloud.'" and he's like, "you shouldn't have said that. [ laughter ] and then i go back in. and the emcee was like taking the mic. and he goes, "clomedy cloud. and i go and i grab it. and i go, "how we doing, comedy crowd? >> jimmy: oh, yeah that's how you do it ♪ bring it all back around >> and they were like, "you are genius you planned that all along." and i'm like, "uh-huh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but now you have your own special. >> i know. >> jimmy: on netflix >> how how? >> jimmy: come on, that's
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fantastic. >> yeah, it's awesome. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: and you filmed it -- called "best time of our lives. and you filmed it in omaha >> yeah. >> jimmy: your hometown. >> it was the best time of my life i don't know if it will be yours. but it definitely was mine >> jimmy: it was for yours >> i peaked there for sure >> jimmy: mom and dad were in the audience >> yeah, my parents are so supportive they like -- they sort of heckle me, but like in a a positive way >> jimmy: yeah, interesting, yeah >> they've heard my material because i've been developing this for a couple years to try to hone it for the special so they come out so often, so they really know it. so like when a joke lands, my dad goes, "yes [ laughter ] yeah!" >> jimmy: yes! >> there it is [ laughter ] and my mom goes, "ooh, i like that one [ laughter ] oh that was a good one. >> jimmy: so when you hear those -- >> yup >> jimmy: two things, you know you're doing well. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. well, sort of. yeah, yeah >> jimmy: yeah >> but they're also very supportive >> jimmy: well, you went out with everyone that nigs -- >> jimmy: that's you in there, yeah >> yeah, that's me -
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>> jimmy: and that's all champagne. fun. >> with a maniac face. i was three champagne bottles deep at that point >> jimmy: yeah but that's how excited you were >> i was so little kid just level geeked that i kept being like, "more" --the cheapest stuff, by the way. >> jimmy: yeah >> i'm not like, "dom. but -- >> jimmy: you're like, "whatever it is! >> yeah. >> jimmy: "something i can pop! yeah >> yeah, i got 100 bottles of champagne. it was just showering over everyone i was having the best time i think every girl in the vicinity was like, "why? make it stop." [ laughter ] my girlfriend, chloe, actually grabbed a waitress after our like fourth time ordering more bottles. and she was like, "just don't. they'll forget that they order it he didn't win anything he just filmed a special." >> jimmy: he didn't win anything >> he didn't win the world series or anything >> jimmy: and your dad is like, "yes!" >> yes i like that. >> jimmy: i like that. [ laughter ] >> yeah, it's in my hair but i like that. >> jimmy: i like that. i want to show everyone a clip here's a look at the "best time of our lives." take a look at this. >> i have a girlfriend now that's the big thing in my life, guys [ cheers and applause yeah yeah it's been four years, but, you know i'm admitting it publicly now! [ cheers and applause
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man, i hope we don't break up. [ laughter ] yeah like guys have a hard time admitting that [ bleep ] publicly girls will do it right away. you'll be on like the third date and they're like, "this is my man. back away bitch. get the [ bleep ] away - this is my man." guys will be like a year-and-a-half in and be like, "oh yeah, i know her [ laughter ] yeah, no yeah, i've seen her around she's got that hair, right yeah." and then your friend calls you out. "aren't you living with her? [ laughter ] and you're like, "that's where i've seen her around, yeah." [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. adam devine, that was great, buddy. >> hey, thanks man >> jimmy: that's so funny. i cannot wait to watch that. >> you haven't seen it >> jimmy: what do you mean >> like, again >> jimmy: no i haven't seen it. but i mean it just came out today, right >> yeah, but we sent you a a copy -- an advanced copy of it [ laughter ] like, we sent you a -- a few
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weeks ago, we sent you - >> jimmy: right. im: yeah, yeahll wch it soon [ laughter ] i'm going to watch it tonight. >> no, whatever, dude. >> jimmy: no, adam, it's fine. >> it's not fine, okay [ laughter ] i thought -- honestly, i thought this interview was going really well. we were laughing we were having fun >> jimmy: yeah, we were having a great time >> and now this? ju ge that microphone? [ laughter ] ♪ i thought i saw a man brought to life ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ he was warm he came around like he was dignified ♪ ♪ he showed m what it was to cry ♪ >> jimmy: are you singing -- ♪ there's nothing where we used to lie our conversation ♪ ♪ has run dry that's what's going on ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ nothing's fin i'm torn ♪ >> jimmy: it just came out like four hours ago ♪ i'm all out of faith >> jimmy: i didn't see it yet. ♪ this is how i fee i'm cold and i'm ashamed
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lying naked on the floor ♪ >> jimmy: it seems like an overreaction i just - ♪ illusions never changed into something real ♪ >> jimmy: it seems like you're overreacting a little bit. ♪ i'm wide awak and i can't see ♪ >> jimmy: adam ♪ the perfect sky is gone >> jimmy: adam, adam adam, stop [ cheers and applause stop the music stop, stop, stop, stop stop the music i'm sorry! i'm sorry, adam. i promise, i will watch it soon i promise. gosh >> okay. >> jimmy: yeah >> i'm sorry i got so dramatic there. that just kind of came out of me >> jimmy: don't worry about it i know the feeling people have done it to me. i bring up "fever pitch. and they go, "oh, i haven't seen 'fever pitch.'" >> oh yeah, no i forgot you're in "fever pitch. i've haven't seen that either. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you haven't seen "fever pitch"? ♪ nothing's fine i'm torn i'm all outta faith ♪ >> "best time of our lives" is available now on netflix ♪ this is how i feel >> willie nelson performs for us after the break stick around ♪ lying naked on the floo lying naked on the floor
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: performing "my favorite picture of you" from his upcoming album, "ride me back home," once again willie nelson. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪
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♪ my favorite picture of yo e lens ♪ ♪ it's just a polaroid shot someone took on the spot no beginning no end ♪ ♪ it's just a moment in tim you can't take bac you never left but you bags were packed ♪ ♪ just in case ♪ my favorite picture of yo is bent and fade and pinned on my wall ♪ ♪ and you were so angry it's hard to believe that we were lovers at all ♪
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your heart's on your sleeve ♪ ♪ a curse on your lip but all i can se is beautiful ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ my favorite picture of yo
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is the one where your wings are showing ♪ ♪ and your arms are crossed your fists are clenche not gone but going ♪ ♪ a stand up ange who won't back dow nobody's foo and nobody's clown ♪ ♪ you were smarte than that ♪ ♪ my favorite picture of yo is the one where i hasn't rained yet ♪ ♪ and as i recall there came a winter squall and we got soaking wet ♪ ♪ a thousand word in the blink of an eye
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the camera loves you and so do i ♪ ♪ my favorite picture of yo is the one where you'r staring straight int the lens ♪ [ cheers and applause >> thank you >> jimmy: oh, beautiful. oh wow! that's how you do it right there! [ cheers and applause willie nelson! [ cheers and applause "ride me back home" is out this friday my thanks to adam devine, 2019 nba draft stars, lin-manuel miranda, willie nelson. and the roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. thank you for watching have a great night
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i hope to see you tomorrow bye-bye, everybody that's how you do it right there. [ cheers and applause ♪ [ applause ] [ applause ] >> announcer: live from 30 rockefeller plaza it's "late night with seth meyers." jokes that seth can't tell, plus terry crews. and john listenerer. ladies and gentlen, seth meyers [ applause ] >> seth: i'm seth meyers we're live it is 12:35 a.m. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight?
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