tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC October 27, 2019 10:00pm-11:01pm PDT
[ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests - john cena, luke bryan and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1144 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪
>> steve: oh >> jimmy: yes, for chiefs fans, it's basically like getting tickets to "hamilton" and then hearing, "stepping in for lin-manuel miranda tonight will be vanilla ice [ laughter and applause well, we already got a sitter, right? yeah, we got the sitter. that's good. [ laughter ] but tonight was also a matchup between the new packers head coach matt lafleur and long time chiefs coach andy reid. can we see the two of them yeah that's basically how i think i look in the morning, versus how i actually look. [ laughter ] oh, and i saw that rob gronkowski said that he'd consider coming out of retirement if the nfl lets players use cbd. >> steve: oh [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: then every current nfl player was like, "yes, and we would also like to try cbd for the first time [ laughter ] [ laughter ] we don't know what that feels like --" >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: "if we tried that. [ laughter ] but this is good today, saints quarterback drew brees was back on the field after missing five games with a thumb injury. when asked how it felt to be back out there, brees was like,
"great oh, yeah!" [ light laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: what >> jimmy: "i feel awesome. oh, yeah come on now, yeah. well, football isn't the only thing going on right now last night president trump tweeted, "something very big just happened. [ laughter ] americans saw that and were like, "you went five minutes without tweeting?" but it turns out something very big did just happen. >> last night the united states brought the world's number one terrorist leader to justice. abu bakr al-baghdadi is dead >> jimmy: americans were shocked. mostly that trump was able to pronounce that name on the first try. >> steve: wow. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "he did it [ laughter ] he did it! trump was like, "that's right, we got the bag -- bag-daddy.
[ laughter ] or as i call him, b. diddy." [ laughter ] also the white house sent out a photo of the situation room during the mission check this out yeah [ light laughter ] can we see what they were looking at >> former white house press secretary sean spicer. >> jimmy: turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh spicer >> jimmy: of course, now isis is looking for a new leader. at this point the only jobs tougher to fill right now are trump's chief of staff and the head coach of the jets >> steve: oh [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they were able to find the leader of isis in a a very remote area he almost got away but then his phone started ringing from a a rudy giuliani butt dial. [ laughter ] did you hear about this? it came out that rudy giuliani accidentally -- he -- rudy giuliani accidentally butt dialed a nbc reporter -- [ laughter ] and was overheard talking about joe biden. yeah, a butt dial is actually pretty impressive. because rudy uses a flip phone
>> steve: really [ laughter ] beep, boop, boop, boop beep, beep, boop, boop, boop, beep, beep, beep [imitates ringing [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "i need dirt on joe biden. oh, this is cool i saw that cnn made a guide to help people figure out if their halloween costume is appropriate or not here's a tip if you need to use the guide, it's not appropriate [ laughter ] just trust your gut on that. yeah, the guide ranges from princess all the way down to slutty o.j. simpson. >> steve: oh [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and -- hey, check this out i read about a message in a bottle from new jersey that washed up in newfoundland. >> steve: oh >> jimmy: yeah, it was the frist time someone opened a message in a bottle and all it said was, "what are you looking at?" [ laughter ] >> steve: beep, boop, boop beep, beep beep, beep, boop, boop, boop [ light laughter ] [ imitates ringing ] >> jimmy: "honey, i'm going to
be late. [ laughter ] >> sorry, i didn't catch that. >> jimmy: no - [ laughter ] >> steve: does siri butt dial? >> jimmy: i don't know what's happening. hey, guys, the big sunday night game between the kansas city chiefs and the green bay packers took place earlier tonight right here on nbc. now, as you know, at the end of every season, they give out awards like most valuable player but they also give out awards in the middle of the season. >> steve: oh >> jimmy: i'll show you what i mean it's time for "tonight show superlatives." here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ "tonight show superlatives ♪ >> jimmy: our first player is austin reiter. he is a center for the chiefs. he was voted most likely to give a best man speech about hot the bride is [ laughter and applause "if things don't work with you and greg" -- [ light laughter ] next up from the packers is jk scott he was voted most likely to decorate his locker with a
a poster of the solar system [ laughter and applause "can i play? how old is that guy? next from the chiefs is their star quarterback patrick mahomes. he was voted most likely to be out with an injury and still somehow score three touchdowns [ applause ] amazing. next up from the chiefs is sammy watkins. he was voted most likely to have just matched with his sister on tinder [ laughter and applause >> steve: what wow. >> jimmy: next up from the packers is quarterback aaron rodgers. [ cheers ] he was voted most likely to star in the kazakhstan version of "the office." >> steve: oh [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: next up from the packers is davante adams he was voted most likely to do his part for the earth by providing a safe habitat for endangered birds >> steve: oh [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: does look cozy [ chirping ]
next up from the chiefs is eric fisher. he was voted most likely to be the proud son of adam carolla and spock. >> steve: ah [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: they're proud. >> steve: yeah, they're very proud. >> jimmy: next up from the chiefs is ben niemann. he was voted most likely to say, "want to come to see my attic full of puppets? [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] my puppets want to meet you. [ laughter ] next up from the packers is alex light he was voted most likely to ask if you have an extra roll of toilet paper before he even goes into the bathroom [ laughter and applause kicked the door open, "give me that." >> steve: "give me that. [ light laughter ] do you have any bounty?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "do you got any painting tarp? [ laughter ] next up from the packers is kyler fackrell he was voted most likely to be waiting to see if the guy at the liquor store buys his fake
i.d. [ laughter and applause "no, i'm 21. [ clears throat] i am 21. and finally from the packers we have allen lazard. he was voted most likely to be two bolts away from being frankenstein this halloween. [ laughter and applause we have a fun show tonight john cena is here. [ cheers and applause and luke bryan is here stick around, we'll be right back with john cena, everybody [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: i can't believe we're on double secret probation we got to do something >> tariq: you know what we got to do? >> both: party in texas. >> steve: we're on double secret probation we can't have a party in texas >> jimmy: texas! texas! >> tariq: i think they like the idea >> jimmy: texas. texas. >> tariq: jimmy -- >> jimmy: texas. >> steve: please don't do this >> all: texas, texas, texas, texas, texas, texas, texas, texas -- >> announcer: jimmy's taking "the tonight show" to ut austin november 7th on nbc.
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tonight show." we're joined right now by the one and only john cena, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> that's the good news. >> jimmy: the bad news is john and i are about to face off in a brand-new game called "fish slap." now -- [ light laughter ] >> fish slap >> jimmy: it works like the game "high or low. we'll take turns being dealer. you deal one card, then the other person guesses whether the next one will be higher or lower. [ light laughter ] the aces are high. if you guess wrong, you get fish slapped and, uh -- [ llaughter the dealer gets to slap you with a fish from their fish bucket [ laughter ] this is a real - these are real - >> it really is. >> jimmy: yeah, they -- i can smell them >> yeah. >> jimmy: they will be eaten by the crew after the show. [ laughter ] they won't be wasted now, if you get the exact same card, we both slap each other at the same time [ light laughter ] >> in the event of a draw -- >> jimmy: oh my gosh double fish slap >> okay. >> jimmy: the internet is gonna
break. [ laughter ] >> oh, gosh. >> jimmy: all right, first to fish slap the other person three times is the champion. [ light laughter ] [ coughing ] >> welp, yep that's everything. >> jimmy: here we go >> all right >> jimmy: we've actually done everything all right, so i go - i'll deal first -- >> yes >> jimmy: to you >> yes >> jimmy: all right, here we go ♪ do you trust these cards do you want me to shuffle? >> no, i don't - no, not at all we're gonna try it, though >> jimmy: ooh. >> oh, come on >> jimmy: higher or lower, that's pretty easy >> pretty easy it's right in the middle [ laughter ] fallon, you son of a bitch [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i didn't even hit you with a fish yet. what do you think? higher or lower? it's seven >> low >> jimmy: you're gonna go lower. >> low ♪ >> jimmy: oh you lucky -- [ audience ohs ] you lucky -- [ sad trombone ] oh, my gosh. [ drum roll [ cheers ] all right, you won that one. >> all right, fallon oh [ light laughter ]
>> jimmy: "oh, i don't know. is it going to be higher or lower? i don't know, man. [ light laughter ] >> i hate your whole face. >> jimmy: now does this mean i slap you if i win >> no, because i just won and no slaps happened. [ light laughter ] i think -- if you lose if you lose. >> jimmy: okay >> all right i would slap you - >> jimmy: lower. that's lower >> you're going to go low? >> jimmy: definitely >> okay, great >> jimmy: that's really low. all right, wow, here we go ready? >> high. ♪ [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to see some fish slapping here oh go low, low, right >> oh! >> jimmy: what?! [ audience ohs ] [ sad trombone ] come on, that's higher than a queen. all right, be gentle, dude [ laughter ] [ cheers ] ♪ [ applause ] >> i just wanted you to get a feel for it. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh.
that slap was a real - can we have in it slow motion? that slap was a real - was a bit backhanded little -- all right, here we go. there was a good little slap to it and i smell like fish right now. here we go ♪ this is for you, right >> high. >> jimmy: you think? ♪ [ audience ohs ] >> i will allow you to the first -- [ drum roll >> jimmy: no, i've not done mine yet >> go for it >> jimmy: are you sure >> go for it >> jimmy: no, because then what if i do it too hard, then you're gonna want to retaliate [ laughter ] >> your fate lies in your own hands. >> jimmy: i wouldn't want to - i wouldn't wanna - >> damn you. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] >> jimmy: you can get this side too. >> no, i wouldn't. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: all right, all right you're down to one fish. i got two fish left. this is -- if you're tuning in or went for a bathroom break, we're still playing fish slap. [ laughter ] ♪ you would think this would be easy
ten. so i'm going to go low ♪ >> okay. >> jimmy: all right, go ahead. >> high. ♪ [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: low. >> ah! >> jimmy: no [ sad trombone ] you've got to be kidding me. >> in the name of salmon and mackerel, the day is mine. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] ♪ i got to get myself -- >> jimmy: it was like hitting me - it was like hitting me with your - with your arm. can we see that? i feel like -- slow motion. this is for real watch this my gosh. my jowls - my jowls started shaking [ laughter ] >> dude, you came up with this game >> jimmy: that's true, i did john cena, the champ in the first ever game of "fish slap.
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♪ >> jimmy: do you feel the love, right there? they love you. >> no, no, no. it has nothing to do with me it's football night. it's sunday night, and everybody's fired up for football >> jimmy: no, no, no they love you. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i want to talk about your movie "playing with fire. we'll get to that. >> i want to talk about that too because we always just ramble on about nothing. >> jimmy: i know we do >> and the people in the back who i'm suppose to promote the movie like, "you didn't talk about -- >> jimmy: the movie, yeah, i'll talk about it. but it's a great movie for family and kids. >> let's just get the formalities out of the way >> jimmy: right? >> "playing with fire" is going to be in theaters november 8th great movie for the whole family it's fun if you're an adult, you'll enjoy it if you're a kid, you'll enjoy it take your kids to the theater. enjoy it if you're up late watching football - [ cheers and applause -- and you want something good to do with the family. >> jimmy: "playing with fire." >> "playing with fire. take everybody to go see it. now, we can actually be foolish. >> jimmy: now, let's -- now we can able to talk about nothing yeah >> yes
>> jimmy: let's talk about the -- 'cause the game, the big game was tonight. but you used to play a little while football >> i did >> jimmy: in college >> i did >> jimmy: i did not know that. >> yes, back in the days of leather helmets. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not true. look to see if you can find -- can you guys find john cena? [ light laughter ] >> yep >> jimmy: there it is. [ laughter ] >> yep look at that [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. >> yeah. >> jimmy: tough guy. little john cena >> that's guy, just -- his spirit's not broken yet. you know >> jimmy: were you ever little john cena? >> what's that >> jimmy: were you ever little john cena? >> i was like a total back of the comic book story, as a a young kid, like 11, 12 years old that was heavily picked on and bullied because of the choices of dress and music that i listened to. and i was really scrawny, really skinny and scrawny, like 100 pounds >> jimmy: no way >> i started working out when i was 12 years old and by the time i was 15, i was like 150 pounds. by the time i was 17, i was 225 pounds [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, no one - >> so, needless to say, i wasn't being picked on >> jimmy: no, you weren't being
picked on. you were the captain of the team is that true >> i was man, what a sorry ship we were if i was the captain [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no now where was this >> "hey guys, let's play another game of fish slap. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but what school is this where was this >> that was springfield college. >> jimmy: okay >> yup >> jimmy: massachusetts? >> yes, the birth place of basketball >> jimmy: yeah >> so a great place to play football >> jimmy: play football. absolutely [ laughter ] smart. respect -- respect where you came from. yeah what would you do as captain >> so, my role was, you know, the other two captains were defensive captains i was an offensive linemen they're kind of like the unsung heroes of the team they really -- there's not really many stats for them they never get their name in the paper. we just kind of put ourselves in harms way so people can score points >> jimmy: yeah >> we're -- we're just not smart. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah >> anyway, so the defensive guys were all like the rah-rah guys, and like going out, and painting their face, and getting all excited like i am right now. and i was much more like the psychological warfare master >> jimmy: like how like how would you - >> so, you know at the beginning of these games, you see all the tv shows, or even
in the nfl the way they do it now, with the big pyro, and the teams run out onto the field >> jimmy: yeah >> and it's like, "ahh, this is great. " especially, in college >> jimmy: the banners. >> college is pomp and circumstance, like they just crush through -- >> jimmy: yeah >> we walked out [ light laughter ] two by two formation and our pump-up song was "scotland the brave" in bagpipes [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: we got the song. >> yes >> jimmy: if we played it, could you give me a taste of what it looked like - >> stand up. >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause from back here >> yeah, so -- [ applause ] -- just try to keep up >> jimmy: yeah, i will yeah okay, can we start the song? ♪ >> this will be us taking the field. ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause now, keep in mind -- >> jimmy: what >> -- that was like a 20-yard walk so you get these teams traveling and be like, "yeah, man. "it's game day." >> jimmy: "what? what are they doing?
[ laughter ] an hour later. [ laughter ] >> so we completely take the wind out of their sails. nobody watched us play 'cause we were such a small school. so, like the eight people in the stands were like, "the bagpipes again?" [ laughter ] i didn't have to worry about pleasing the audience. >> jimmy: yeah, if there's no one there to watch it. >> we went undefeated at home that year, and i'd like to think it was because of "scotland the brave. >> jimmy: that's right see that - [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: that's hilarious we have done almost every single thing together. i mean, we've been a guest on a show - >> does that mean i can never come back? >> jimmy: no, you're our favorite we love you so much. >> because i love you guys i love to be here. >> jimmy: no, we - [ cheers and applause it's good. >> great audience, great studio amazing band good to see you guys again as well >> jimmy: we did a -- it was like an nbc up fronts commercial this is something that no one will ever see. [ light laughter ] >> so we didn't do an nbc up fronts commercial, but that's just you and i hanging out [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is us before we went to the club >> yes >> jimmy: that's right yeah [ laughter ] >> they forced us to wear suits for this gig that's just you and i have -
>> jimmy: but we had fun that was a fun - >> so, it was, and this is where i actually get to shower you with praise, because this is one thing you don't know about jimmy fallon he just works himself silly. i know we're all busy in life, but this man goes with a a reckless abandon that makes me jealous so that day, we're shooting all day in los angeles i see jimmy. he looks like his normal self, fun, happy to be there, doing bits for everybody while he's there. knows everybody, learns everybody's name will completely make himself look ridiculous for this network commercial expose that he has to orchestrate. and the next day, i'm just like, "hey, man. so what have you been up to? he's like, "you know, just flew if from new york." i'm like, "hey, when?" he's like, "yeah, like, you know, an hour ago. and he worked all night, flew to l.a., shot this bit, was completely professional. not once was he like, "oh, man i'm just so tired. never once, did i know he was on a 24-hour clock and as soon as he was done, like the last shot is him running out of thing he just ran straight out, caught the plane back to new york and went back to work [ laughter ]
>> jimmy: and i did -- [ cheers and applause >> so, jimmy is -- jimmy is always being so nice to his guests and showering his guests with compliments you are not only a consummate professional, you are an inspiration on how to conduct yourself around other people i think you tirelessly work yourself to the bone to entertain these people every night, and you're a wonderful human being and i'm proud to call you my friend [ cheers and applause hey, you guys always cheer for the guests for jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: all right. stop, stop, stop, stop all right. two things two things one, i'm 100% drunk in this photo. [ laughter ] number two, i didn't like your movie. >> jimmy: all right, now let's -- [ laughter and applause >> you know, jimmy, every time we talk, i feel when i leave here, we're better friends than when we're started and then you go and do something like that!
>> jimmy: something like that. >> -- and totally ruin it! >> jimmy: you're shooting a lot of films right now i know you're in "suicide squad. right now, you're filming that currently. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's amazing you just finished a movie from "the fast and furious. >> yeah, "fast 9." yeah >> jimmy: "fast 9. [ cheers ] >> what is this? oh, thank you, guys. thank you. [ applause ] >> jimmy: this is a giant, giant movie. [ cheers and applause did you get any advice from your buddy dwayne "the rock" johnson? >> that's a great question, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you. yeah, no one's ever asked you about it >> no. actually, no they haven't. so, actually -- you know, the rock and i are most known for our tremendous wwe feud that broke wwe pay-per-view records and we kind of talked a lot of trash about each other >> jimmy: yeah >> now, we also had a follow-up match a year later so we spent a year making fun of each other, and then one night beating each other up. and then we were like, "did we just become best friends?" "yep." [ laughter ] so basically we were able to set aside our differences on that night and in the next year, i begin to get more chances at opportunities. and i had an audition, and i had to put myself on tape for a movie called "trainwreck."
and i hadn't yet got any news that i was going to be in the running for anything to be involved in the movie. and i was really nervous and i'm like, "well, i should talk to the one guy i know who is in a lot of movies. and dwayne happened to be at wwe. i'm like, "hey, man. you always -- you know, we have a pretty good talking relationship is there any advice you can give me on how to turn this into a success because this is something i really want to do? and he gave me a piece of advice that still rings in my ears like he said it yesterday and it was -- i don't know if he knows this was such sage advice he just turned to me as, like, smooth and casual as he always does with everything he says, and in such an inspirational tone as with everything he does he was like, "just be yourself, man. that's why they asked you there in the first place." and that message of always be authentically yourself has stuck with me and created the opportunities that i have. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: and that's where you --
>> thank you, the rock thank you. i appreciate it. >> jimmy: and you got "trainwreck. and you crushed that movie you are so funny in that movie >> because i don't know if you've seen that movie i was absolutely myself in that movie. >> jimmy: yeah oh, really [ laughter ] you were fantastic in that movie. you were great and i want to talk about "playing with fire" because you crushed in this movie as well with keegan-michael key. >> yeah. >> jimmy: who's also another funny human being. it comes out november -- >> november 8th. >> jimmy: november 8th it is -- >> you guys are going to texas, right? >> jimmy: yeah yeah, yeah [ cheers ] >> november 7th. >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah, the one person from texas is like, "yeah." [ laughter ] "all right." [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i'll give you a ride over i'll give you a ride over. >> yeah. yeah >> jimmy: i want to show you a a clip here's the great john cena in "playing with fire." take a look at this. ♪ >> you hurt? >> are you real life fireman >> i'm a smoke jumper, which is like a firefighter but way cooler >> what does a smoke jumper do >> oh, we jump into fires to fight them >> firemen fight fires >> yeah, but there's over a million firefighters
there's only 336 smoke jumpers >> a million's more than 300 >> listen, stop. i don't have time. we do what i say and we do it now. >> copy that we're a go for extraction. >> no, wait. whoa whoa wait >> the button is jammed. >> whoa! >> ooh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: come on. >> so, that's what i do for work >> jimmy: come on. that's what you do for work. you're the best, bud we love you. >> thank you very much man, i'll see you next time. >> jimmy: my dad's says "hi. >> oh, please tell him "hello. >> jimmy: john cena, everybody "playing with fire" is in theaters november 8th. luke bryan joins us after the break. stick around, everyone [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: welcome, welcome congrats on the new single, "what she wants tonight. >> jimmy: i want to talk about that >> yes >> jimmy: but first -- >> it's crazy. >> jimmy: i want to talk about grand ole opry >> wow >> jimmy: this is a big deal just to be able to perform there is a big deal and an honor. >> so, yeah, we got on the opry stage. and we were doing a breast cancer awareness night we were turning the grand ole opry, the backdrop, turning it pink for breast cancer awareness. and the acms come out and surprised me with the album of the decade for "crash my party. it was bananas >> jimmy: i mean, that's - [ cheers and applause that's amazing how fun is that? >> you know -- 'cause i've got all these people backstage from my record label. you know, i thought they were just there to come watch me perform. and then i'm like, "oh --" >> jimmy: "oh, that's why you're all there." >> "you're coming to watch me
win an award and a photo op. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly, right yeah [ laughter ] thanks for coming on our show. football night is a big night for us >> big -- i know >> jimmy: i know you're a football fan >> been watching -- been watching a little bit today. >> jimmy: yeah, oh i know you're atlanta falcons -- >> well, i'm a falcons fan, grew up in georgia [ cheers ] that's -- that's right >> jimmy: my gosh. what do you mean, "that's right? >> see that's how we brag when we're 1-6. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know >> could you imagine if we're like .500? >> jimmy: yeah, no be like, "that's right!" >> dirty birds >> jimmy: kind of having a a rough season >> grew up -- yeah, grew up a big falcons fan. and, yeah, they're having a little bump in the road. and my falcons -- you know, we live in nashville now. [ cheers ] and -- y'all -- they just like everything i say [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, just that one section, yeah. >> the one, my aunties and uncles >> jimmy: exactly, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> but you know, nashville, my boys, my little ones are kind of titans fans [ scattered cheers ] and then they're brady fans. and then they're -- and so it's like my whole -- it's like a
a melting pot of football hate in the house - >> jimmy: yeah >> and rivalry but i've always leaned to the falcons. >> jimmy: what are your parties like, your tailgating? >> oh, we -- we -- you know the deal chili -- >> jimmy: yeah >> and beer -- >> jimmy: yeah >> and fritos and that green -- you know, just whatever. fritos and the rotel dip that makes your stomach hurt for the next three days. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it's fantastic it's fun, right? you got -- was it two years ago? you performed at the super bowl, you did the national anthem? >> yeah, i did i think it was actually the falcons. so i sign on to do the anthem at the super bowl. and when i got the call, i had -- when i got the call, you're like, "do you really want to put yourself through this mental torture to do -- you either get the anthem right or you don't >> jimmy: oh, yeah >> first of all. and then you're at the super bowl doing it. and so i sign on to do it.
and then the falcons are playing the patriots in the super bowl so i run out there it was in houston. and i get there, you know, everybody's like -- i got buddies that are huge -- they're like, "hey, man, we're partying tonight you know, come to this bar." and i'm like, "guys" - >> jimmy: "i'm performing" - >> "i'm performing in front of 125 million people on sunday." >> jimmy: yeah [ light laughter ] >> i can't go -- >> jimmy: to meet you at the - >> you know -- >> jimmy: yeah, i'm not doing shots. >> yeah, do jagerbombs all night. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, no >> they're like, "aw, man" - >> jimmy: "you've changed. >> "you've changed." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i did change i'm performing at the super bowl >> and, i mean, but -- so literally i get there wednesday. because you have to go out and you have to run it every day. >> jimmy: sure did you perform live because a lot of people -- >> well, yeah, i did it -- i did it where i actually went out there and performed it without pre-taping it or anything >> jimmy: yeah, a lot of people do tape. >> but, you know, i would get out there and -- first of all, you know, it's about two minutes and 11 seconds to do the anthem
so i had several buddies fly to vegas -- >> jimmy: i love that you said it's about two minutes and 11 seconds [ laughter ] >> no, i had like eight buddies -- >> jimmy: you know exactly how much you're like, "it's almost like two minutes and 11 seconds don't you dare go over." >> well, my buddies that weren't wanting me to do jagerbombs with 'em -- >> jimmy: yeah >> they were in vegas trying to bet on the time of the anthem. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they're like, "luke, you're going to make us a lot of money, dude don't mess this up for us. >> they're like -- man, i got country music buddies calling me "hey, man, you wearing a hat or not? [ laughter ] i'm like -- "is it 2:11, or is it 2:12? i'm like, "i don't know. >> jimmy: yeah >> i'm singing in front of -- leave me alone >> jimmy: yeah >> and then you've got this guy with a headset he's like, "well, the bombers -- the bombers have to fly over the stadium at 2:10 are you going to be 2:12 or 2:13?" [ light laughter ] i'm like, "guys, i don't know. i'm walking my ass out there -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "i just want to sing." >> "and singing the national anthem." >> jimmy: "just let me do it don't freak me out."
>> "tell the bombers to slow down." [ laughter ] you know - >> jimmy: you can't tell them to slow down you can't do that. >> i'm like, "agh. so i will never do that to myself >> jimmy: did they -- did it work did the bombers fly at the right time >> i don't know. 'cause it was in a -- we were in a dome. i'm like, "what does it matter?" [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: what would they have them fly over? you can't even see them. they just had sound effects go over the p.a. like - >> i'm like -- >> jimmy: trust me, the bombers are flying over. >> they're up there. but -- >> jimmy: it's a dome. oh, my gosh. [ light laughter ] that is the funniest thing >> so, the funny thing too -- literally, i get to the box, after i perform, you know, the anthem and i'm just like, "somebody get me a vodka drink right now so i can --- >> jimmy: yeah >> "get my life back on track from what i just put --" [ light laughter ] i mean, you've been in those situations where you're so nervous that your face locks up >> jimmy: yeah >> and you feel like -- you're just like -- it feels like you have -
>> jimmy: yeah >> rigor mortis setting in while you're - >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah >> you're just like -- >> jimmy: yeah >> when i got done, i was like -- and then my falcons are up 28-6. and then we blew it in the fourth and somebody had to tell me the next morning that we lost. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really you didn't even make it to the end of the game? >> i just -- i was out [ light laughter ] then i went and did jagerbombs [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's talk about -- i want to talk about "american idol." how is everything over there >> man - >> jimmy: it's fun, right? >> it's organized chaos. >> jimmy: it is, right i knew they made a good choice when they picked you to be one of the judges over there >> well, we -- you know, lionel -- it's funny you know, i look back on why in the world they would have chosen this trio of judges but now, three seasons in, we're -- it's just a fun dynamic. i mean, katy -- we all have our little lane. and you know, lionel's -- lionel is the king of letting children down. [ light laughter ] we always send lionel -- when
we're in hollywood and we pile them all in a room and they're all in there, fingers crossed, saying prayers and it's the room that's not going to hollywood we're like, "lionel, they're yours. and he's like -- [ laughter ] but, yeah, we just did detroit played ford field a couple of nights ago and then i fly to l.a. for auditions. we've got two more audition cities and the talent, it's so amazing watching these kids come out of the woodwork and -- >> jimmy: it's fun you never know who's gonna be the big star >> you never know. and our -- anyway, it's just shaping up real good >> jimmy: i want to talk about your new single. >> yeah, it's crazy. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: "what she wants tonight. [ cheers and applause it's great just came out this weekend it's fresh this is the first time you're performing it on television tonight. so i appreciate you doing it [ cheers ] >> it's actually the second time we've performed it, period so - >> jimmy: yeah [ light laughter ] >> y'all just -- this crowd just be giving me one of these or one of these. [ cheers and applause
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[ cheers and applause >> jimmy: performing his new single, "what she wants tonight," once again, luke bryan [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ she walks u velvet rope unhook she snaps her finger and a drink comes ♪ ♪ she locks you dow with just one look she's got this whole club undone ♪ ♪ if she's on the rebound you ain't gonna know i coming off a heartbrea she ain't gonna show it ♪ ♪ she's eyes caught red dot locked on me yea she wants my hands on her body ♪ ♪ she wants to burn lik she's made of fire said she ain't going home 'til we ♪ ♪ drink every drop of kentucky dry don't even know what
she'll do when ♪ ♪ she does it palm of her hand i'm hers in th blink of an eye ♪ ♪ she don't take no and i love she gets what she wants ♪ ♪ and i get to be wha she wants tonight ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ well i get to be what she wants tonigh i get to catch all her secrets ♪ ♪ sequins bouncing of flashing light if she wants i then we're leaving ♪ ♪ get me home pop the trun crank the tires ♪ ♪ i get to be where she goes whe she's lonely ♪ ♪ the last door o the night she's closin oh i know she coul have anything but ♪ ♪ she wants my hand on her bod she wants to burn like she's made of fire ♪ ♪ said she ain't goin home 'til we drink every drop o kentucky dry ♪ ♪ don't even know wha she'll do when she does it ♪ ♪ palm of her han
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