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windsor, lark ville all in the path of possibly some embers. santa rosa is not that far away from the fire perimeter as you can see there. you should think about this. calistoga and middletown under evacuation warning meaning you may be asked to evacuate. what's ahead for us? the wind calms down by 9:00 a.m. on wednesday, and then we will see this on and off smoke likely the next couple days until they get some higher containment on this fire. i did just check some new information coming in on the weather models. we might, as i mentioned, get some rain chances increasing by the second or third week of november. that's what we got right now. >> that would be so good. >> we need that. thanks former president joining us at 11:00. we'll see you back here tomorrow. >> bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show" starring jimmy fallon."
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tonight, join jimmy and his guests - emma thompson, joel kinnaman, musical guest, liam gallagher, and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1145 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause thank you very much. that is a hot crowd right there. welcome everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. this is it [ cheers and applause
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i feel the love. i feel the love. i feel the complete opposite of trump at last night's world series i do [ laughter ] did you see what happened last night? president trump and the first lady went to the world series in washington. when they showed them on the jumbotron, the crowd didn't seem thrilled. [ crowd booing ] [ laughter ] then trump turned to melania and was like, "wow, they really don't like you." [ laughter ] >> steve: the best >> jimmy: now trump is doing everything he can to spin it at first, he was like, "they weren't booing they were chanting ru-dy giuliani." [ laughter ] and today trump said - [ applause ] "actually, they were chanting u-kraine call was perfect. [ laughter ] ukraine call was perfect after all the booing, things got real ugly. at one point, fans started chanting "lock him up. check it out >> lock him up lock him up.
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lock him up. lock him up. >> jimmy: yeah, some people thought heckling trump was disrespectful, then every outfielder who's ever played in new york, boston or philly was like, "toughen up, buttercup." [ laughter ] "we get hit with d-cell batteries for nine innings." [ laughter ] meanwhile, in the upper-deck, fans hung a giant banner that said, "impeach trump." finally enough security showed up and they were able to take down the banner, and remove hillary from the stadium and so, that was it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause it was a whirlwind day for trump. at 9:00 a.m., he announced we took out the leader of isis. by 9:00 p.m, he announced we were taking out the guy in charge of the jumbotron. so - >> steve: oh [ laughter ] >> jimmy: some "2020" news over on cbs last night, joe biden appeared on "60 minutes" for a a sit down interview with norah o'donnell. it was a good interview. at one point though, biden said that the reason president obama hasn't endorsed him is because biden asked him not to yeah, right. [ laughter ]
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it's like a middle schooler saying, "i do have a a girlfriend i just asked her not to come to the dance with me. [ laughter ] "she lives in canada." [ laughter ] business news here, i heard that lyft is offering people free rides if they're going to a job interview. [ cheers ] that way you can text your interviewer, "i'll be there in five minutes, wait, six. [ laughter ] "sorry, 15 i got to reschedule. [ laughter ] i saw that for the 2020 olympics, toyota is launching new driverless taxis, but they still will have a a driver inside the car. [ laughter ] perfect for anyone who wants their driver to solely focus on forced conversation. [ laughter ] and finally a new study found that white claw gets you drunk faster than any other drink, and leaves less of a hangover. [ cheers ] study was done by a team of researchers known as "the real housewives." [ laughter ] we have a great show [ cheers and applause give it up for the roots come on. ♪
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[ cheers and applause >> jimmy: we have a great show tonight. the one and only emma thompson is here. >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: we love her. >> steve: wow. she's a delight. pure delight >> jimmy: joel kinnaman is here >> steve: oh >> jimmy: oh, we love him too. [ cheers and applause and we've got music from one of the coolest kids in school liam gallagher is here tonight >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: love this guy. "why me? why not? i love liam gallagher, man he's just cool just everything he does is just cool just him walking is cool [ light laughter ] do you have a favorite oasis jam? quest, do you got a favorite oasis jam? >> questlove: "wonderwall," of course >> jimmy: "wonderwall? >> steve: "wonderwall? >> questlove: yeah, it's my jam. >> jimmy: i think i'm kind of - >> steve: "champagne supernova. >> jimmy: "champagne supernova's" good. i like - ♪ you've gotta roll with i you've gotta take your time ♪ yeah but that's not my favorite jam >> steve: what's your favorite one? >> jimmy: i'm trying to think. well, you said, "champagne supernova," "wonderwall. they're both good ones there's one i'm missing out on i forget which one
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"acquiesce" is a good one. it's weird [ laughter ] >> steve: that's a weird one >> jimmy: it's a b side. that's only -- super fans. >> steve: that's a deep cut. >> jimmy: you want to hear a a taste of what he's playing tonight? >> steve: i would love to wet my beak a little bit >> jimmy: here it is this is "once" by liam gallagher ♪ ♪ but oh i remember how you used to shin back the you went down so ♪ >> jimmy: you can't beat that guy. he's so cool come on. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: liam gallagher [ cheers and applause hey guys, it can be hard to say goodbye, but sometimes you have to and there are a few things i like to say goodbye to right now. it's time for "go on, git. [ cheers and applause ♪ go on, gi go on, git go on, go on go on, git ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: go on, git corn mazes
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i see you pretending to be a a fun autumnal activity, but let's be honest. you're just a beige labyrinth of un-popped kernels and last time i checked, i preferred to eat my food, not get lost in it [ laughter ] now go on, git, and bring your dusty ass scarecrows with you. git. [ cheers and applause >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: go on, git people who give out raisins on halloween. [ laughter ] >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: i didn't get all gussied up to show up at your doorstep just to get some dried, wrinkly grapes. [ laughter ] i prefer my treats to be chocolatey and chewy, not waxy and shriveled. so go on, git, and while you're at it, get some chocolate in my mouth. git. [ applause ] >> steve: we just laughed at -- someone made a joke. you've had it. you have had it with this. >> jimmy: go on, git puffins. [ laughter ] at first glance, i think you're
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a penguin. then upon closer examination i see your colorful beak, and i think you might be a toucan. [ laughter ] here's the thing, i don't have the time to be confused by birds. [ laughter ] so until you figure out what kind of winged beast you are, go on, git, puffin [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> steve: so that was the last straw. okay [ laughter ] >> jimmy: go on, git screw-top wine sure, you've made sipping on red easier than ever, but papa needs to earn his wine-time. i need to wrestle with my cork, twist it and tug it, and pop, pop, pop my way to vino. [ laughter ] what good's a sip of rosé if you ain't got a mouthful of cork, too? it's called roughage now go on git, screw-top, and stick to bottles of perrier. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> steve: out of the spittoon? ding
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>> jimmy: fred, you got any sound effects like a ding? [ spitting ] [ bell ringing ] >> jimmy: yeah kind of. >> steve: no, no >> jimmy: yeah like - [ spitting ] no, i can do that. >> steve: okay [ spitting ] [ bell ringing ] >> jimmy: no. no it's got to be like a -- >> steve: i can't do metal sounds [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's not - no, yeah it's -- [ ringing >> steve: there you go try that one >> jimmy: what was that? >> steve: like somebody ringing a bell [ bell ringing ] >> jimmy: no that's a doorbell fred [ laughter ] [ honk ] >> steve: no that's a horn. >> jimmy: just stop. just stop. just stop. [ laughter ] >> steve: go on, git, fred >> jimmy: go on, git, sound effect git, git [ buzzer ] >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause wow. >> jimmy: go on, git, yankee candle store [ laughter ] whenever i walk by you, it's like my sniff hole is being accosted [ laughter ]
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>> steve: sniff hole >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: your sniff hole. >> jimmy: it's like my sniff hole is being accosted by a flash mob of smells. [ laughter ] vanilla spice, sugar cookie, warm pumpkin i don't know whether to light you or eat you [ laughter ] but if you think i'm gonna eat -- [ laughter ] if you think i'm gonna eat a a dog-gone candle i'll have you know that i will not fall for that again now go on, git, yankee candle store. git, git, git. [ cheers and applause it's hard to see them go, but i'm glad i got that out of my system we'll be right back with emma thompson, everybody [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to "the tonight show. we're about to do the "random instrument challenge." here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ random instrument challenge yeah ♪ >> jimmy: and playing with me, the star of the new film, "last christmas. please welcome, emma thompson. [ cheers and applause ♪ random instrument
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challeng yeah ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, oh, oh, my goodness oh -- come on. oh, oh i missed you and look at that come on. [ cheers and applause a standing o come on. the love >> thanks. >> jimmy: emma, you are the coolest. now, here's how this works we have a bunch of instruments that neither of us know how to play >> yeah. >> jimmy: and on your turn, you'll pick a card from this board, which will give you a a name of a random song. and then you pick a card from this box, and we'll give you a a random instrument to play that song. you have to play the song with that instrument. if the roots can guess what song you're playing, you get a a point. and then - [ laughter ] >> since i'm the host. >> jimmy: no, that's me. >> oh. >> jimmy: since im the host -- [ laughter ] >> sorry, i can't -- i did "snl," and now i'm used to reading these things. [ laughter ] i just - >> jimmy: since i'm the host, i'll go first. >> i move towards them like a mushroom in the cupboard, you know [ laughter ] yeah go on, go on >> jimmy: here we go, all right. what number? >> four! >> jimmy: thank you, sir [ laughter ] he's vip
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>> are you okay? >> jimmy: he got vip tickets yeah [ laughter ] one person's allowed to yell [ laughter ] well, maybe it's a golfer. we should duck [ laughter ] all right. there we go. oh, okay, i can show you >> no, you don't show me show - oh no, wait, yeah, yeah, you do >> jimmy: we could, right? >> it's fine >> jimmy: it's just the roots, yeah >> okay. okay, yeah oh, god. okay no >> jimmy: i have no clue i have to play this on the trombone [ laughter ] all right, um -- >> it's literally impossible to get a note out of a trombone >> jimmy: all right. >> unless you have been doing it since you were, like, 5, right? is that right? >> questlove: right, yeah. >> jimmy: roots -- >> good luck [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you for setting that up, where i don't know how to - >> yeah, yeah. no >> jimmy: i don't even know how to hold a trombone [ laughter ] is this supposed to slide, too uh-oh. [ laughter ] >> this is - >> jimmy: don't they pull on it and slide it >> this is just a -- >> jimmy: look at that >> form of ritual humiliation, isn't it ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. ♪ ♪
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>> questlove: "row your boat." "row your boat." >> oh! >> jimmy: yes! ♪ >> oh! [ cheers and applause [ bell ringing ] >> jimmy: trombone shorty, man i did it [ laughter ] >> that's unbelievable >> jimmy: that was unbelievable i'm very excited about this. >> oh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is a great game >> okay. >> jimmy: this is so fun all right, here you go now, you -- you pick a clue. and don't -- ask that one gentleman to yell out a number [ audience yelling ] >> god >> jimmy: okay [ laughter ] >> no, you've just done that [ laughter ] okay >> jimmy: ooh. >> okay. >> jimmy: do you know how to play this? [ light laughter ] >> no, obviously okay ♪ >> jimmy: are you even trying?
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[ laughter ] what's going on? ♪ >> "when the saints go marching in." [ cheers and applause ♪ [ bell ringing ] >> we're good at this. we're good at this game. >> jimmy: is that rigged come on. how did you know that? you did that with charm. >> and now everything's covered in lick. [ laughter ] you know, like that's licked this has been licked >> jimmy: yeah >> there's stuff on the floor. don't come near here >> jimmy: that's the next game we'll play when you come, "licking instruments." >> yeah. >> jimmy: here we go [ audience yelling ] thank you. [ audience yelling ] it got very quiet. okay >> okay, okay. that's good. yeah >> jimmy: yeah pretty tricky, right [ laughter ] >> it's very -- it's going to be very, very hard >> jimmy: i think it is, yeah. >> what is that? >> jimmy: i have no idea a kalimba. >> wait, let's just -- it's got to be that, right >> jimmy: thumb piano? >> questlove: right there. >> that? >> questlove: yup. yeah >> oh, wow [ light laughter ] [ laughter ] good luck. >> jimmy: i don't even know how you -- >> questlove: the other way.
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turn it around >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: oh >> questlove: no, no, the -- turn around. >> jimmy: like this? >> questlove: and your thumbs. [ plays note ] [ laughter ] yeah, yeah [ plays note ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait ♪ >> jimmy: this is not an instrument >> questlove: it is. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i do weddings by the way. [ laughter ] ♪ >> it's not -- ♪ it's hard enough [ laughter ] >> questlove: what's the rhythm >> it -- >> jimmy: the rhythm - [ laughter ] >> "funkytown. >> jimmy: it's not "funkytown. [ laughter ] >> yeah, it is funky >> jimmy: no - ♪ i'm holding it - >> yeah. >> jimmy: backwards maybe. >> questlove: no ♪ [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: fred, you had it out for me since the show started. [ fog horn ] [ laughter ] gave me that buzz. all right, let me try it one more time.
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ready? [ humming [ laughter ] >> cheating. so cheating. >> jimmy: i just sang it and you didn't get it. oh, my god >> questlove: wait, what was it >> jimmy: it was, "i want to dance with somebody," whitney houston. >> yeah. [ laughter ] [ cymbal crash ] [ fog horn ] >> jimmy: i know it was bad. it was bad emma, you're up. >> okay. >> jimmy: you won't be any worse than that. >> you could use that as a a grater [ laughter ] >> jimmy: maybe that's what it was, a cheese grater all right, here we go. [ audience yelling ] >> five. >> jimmy: five >> okay. >> jimmy: wow. confidence >> no, i'm so not -- okay [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the world's tiniest harmonica? wow. >> it's a tiny harmonica [ laughter ] this is a piece of jewelry [ laughter ] it's not an instrument okay ♪
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♪ >> "she'll be coming around the mountain." [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: that was it. see? never give up. for this last round let's join forces, and do a song together okay we'll both try to play the same song at the same time and work together to get the roots to guess. i will pick the song which one, sir [ audience yelling ] here we go oh, my gosh. >> i don't even know what the song is, or who that person is [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, you do. >> i really don't. >> jimmy: yeah, you do >> how does it go? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: maybe play a song, and i can do the song in your ear. ♪ >> okay, all right, all right. ♪ >> jimmy: all right, good.
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>> no idea, no idea. >> jimmy: here we go and we'll be playing - oh, i'll be playing -- i'll be playing that >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the violin i'll play banjo. >> all right, okay [ laughter ] this is going to go so well. >> jimmy: this band is going to be the best band ever. >> don't lick the banjo. >> jimmy: gosh, this is heavy. gosh banjos are heavy, huh? [ plays notes >> oh, boy uh -- okay ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ >> questlove: wait, what are you playing? >> you know what this would sound better if i licked it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey guys i think you can get this it's so easy duh. >> duh >> questlove: oh >> billie eilish >> questlove: it's "bad guy," billie eilish. >> jimmy: yes. [ cheers and applause
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: best actor, best people, funniest person. we just love you so much >> oh, thank you >> jimmy: i want you to be here every week >> okay. >> jimmy: and i know that you came here right from london. you're filming "cruella. >> yes, with the wonderful emma stone >> jimmy: with emma. double emma. >> my favorite think of the money they'll save [ laughter ] >> jimmy: look at the wig you have on. that's a nice one. how tall is that >> that's not the tallest wig. that's a foot tall >> jimmy: that's a foot tall >> and i have another one that's three foot tall >> jimmy: really >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow. >> so it's kind of - >> jimmy: is that hard to act in >> no. it's hard to pee in. >> jimmy: ah [ laughter ] >> because -- of course, i'm british, so the first subject i go to is, you know, peeing the costume i'm in is like --
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is this really tight corset. so you can't really bend down. so, you -- wiping is hard. [ laughter ] and then what happened, of course, was the first time i tried, you bend down to try to reach. and then you're like a giraffe because you can't get your head back up. because the wig is so -- >> jimmy: so someone had to come get you >> you're like, "help me help me. [ laughter ] somebody help me." and you know, you're mid-flow. and the whole thing is just -- [ laughter ] no you'll have forgotten about it by the time the film comes out so it's fine but -- >> jimmy: let's -- >> it's not pretty >> jimmy: thank you for being here >> you're welcome. >> jimmy: i want to talk about -- [ laughter ] "last christmas. let's talk about this film you came up with this idea you wrote this, co-wrote this with your husband -- >> yes >> jimmy: who i met backstage. >> yes >> jimmy: a very nice, lovely gentleman. it's based on the wham! song "last christmas" - >> yeah. >> jimmy: and all george michael's songs >> all of his songs. it was weird because this wonderful
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producer, david livingstone, said, "do you want to write a screenplay, kind of rom-com sort of thing. 'cause we need a new -- great new christmas movie -- >> jimmy: yeah >> "based on 'last christmas.' and i said, "not really. [ laughter ] because it's not my favorite song it's not my favorite christmas song then i started to -- ♪ last christma i gave you my hear the very next da you gave it away ♪ ♪ this year to save me from tears ♪ i don't know what to do with that so i told my old man, mr. wise and we started to talk about it and thought, "is there an interesting sideways way of telling a different kind of story about the human heart. and so we started to work on it it was good treatment. and we sent it to george and i met him. and he was just the loveliest guy you could imagine. and all of these themes in the movie that he was passionate about -- homelessness, he had this great social conscience he was so lovely and so i got really enthused and we started to write.
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and then, of course, he had that tragic early death. >> jimmy: yeah >> 2016 christmas. >> jimmy: he died actually on christmas? >> on christmas day. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah, nearly three years ago. so we lost him and i miss him so much and i wish he was here because i know he'd love it. >> jimmy: he would love it >> 'cause the film is like being hugged and all of his music -- we've got 15 of his songs including a new one at the end and it's so cool and "heal the pain," which is my favorite of his songs, it's sort of --it's like it was written for the movie. >> jimmy: really >> and he said that. he said, "it's like this --" because he was someone who was always in search of authenticity >> jimmy: yeah >> you know? >> it was really hard for him before he came out and all of that -- to find himself. and he just had found himself and then what happened >> jimmy: gosh, i wish he was here to see it >> i wish he were. >> jimmy: and your husband, by the way, is very funny and i was talking to him because he won "the british bake-off." the -- >> yes, celebrity bake-off you know about baking in my country. >> jimmy: yeah [ cheers and applause it's the biggest show in england. >> it's the only thing that's keeping anyone alive [ laughter ]
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everyone is so traumatized they just make biscuits constantly [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but he won it. >> he won it - he won "celebrity bake-off." >> jimmy: with a self-portrait of himself >> in biscuits >> jimmy: in biscuits. this is what he won with [ cheers ] so the bar is -- >> slightly scary. >> jimmy: the bar is set high. >> it doesn't really look like him. >> jimmy: it doesn't really look like him at all, no but that's fantastic and did you -- >> we had a bit of a trauma with that, if i'm honest 'cause, you see, these are all biscuits but this was a pancake and he - [ laughter ] yeah and he -- he made this quite a a number of times. i mean my house was literally just flour there was just flour everywhere so one night i just couldn't take it anymore. and i went out and had eight martinis too many. and i came back. and he had gone to bed, exhausted from all the baking. and i ate the kilt [ light laughter ] i ate that pancake bit
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i just thought, "oh, that's nice i'll just have a slug of that. worked my way around >> jimmy: no >> i ate the whole kilt. but then the worst thing was i went to bed and got up in the morning. and he was incandescent and was making a new kilt -- fresh kilt i said, "what happened he said, someone ate my kilt." [ laughter ] i said, "oh, god it must have been gaia, our daughter." i so lied. >> jimmy: you sold out your daughter >> i totally just threw her to the wolves [ laughter ] no compunction whatsoever. >> jimmy: you just came in and said, "yo, it must be gaia." >> yeah. and it was miles later, after she -- he had reeked a horrible revenge, that i said, "actually it was me. but i couldn't remember. i couldn't remember. because i had drunk too much and that's no excuse i'm a really bad wife and mother is what - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no that's ridiculous. >> is what - >> jimmy: because you know what, he ended up winning the whole thing. >> he did. he won the whole thing >> jimmy: see, because if you left his original kilt he might have lost.
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>> that's true >> jimmy: right? you helped him >> yeah. >> jimmy: you helped him win >> okay. >> jimmy: thank goodness for you. >> thank god you're here >> jimmy: and you taught your daughter a good lesson, too. [ laughter ] >> yes it's fine. >> jimmy: don't tell her that. >> oh, my goodness you americans. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. i cannot wait. this movie is -- i mean, we need a good holiday film i love it, love it, love it. let's go we're overdue. here's emma thompson in "last christmas. take a look. >> enough with the fruits and veg? >> yeah, it's fine she is eating rubbish when she's outside. when she's home she's eating my food and it's good. >> i'm sure it is. what about sleep >> she never sleeps. >> exercise? >> religiously >> not at all. >> alcohol >> once in a while >> she's drinking like a a pirate >> you say you're okay >> yep >> and your mother says the opposite who do i believe >> me, obviously >> me, the mother, of course >> all right all right. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: emma thompson, everybody. "last christmas" is in theaters november 8th joel kinnaman joins us after
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[ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: you know our next guest from his work in "the killing" and "hanna." now he stars in the new series, "for all mankind" which premieres this friday on apple tv+. please welcome joel kinnaman [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: that is how you do it right there. joel kinnaman, welcome back. >> thank you so much >> jimmy: welcome back to the show
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i love having you on can you -- can you tell everyone the instagram story or you don't want to tell people that >> yeah. you know, i struggle with this instagram thing. you know so i was -- i was -- i was shooting -- i'm shooting "the suicide squad" in atlanta right now. and -- yeah, it's going really well it's going really well james gunn is a genius and my -- i'm obsessed with the swedish soccer team. i grew up -- i actually played on the team when i was younger i -- you know, i follow all the games. and this year we're -- we're about to -- you know, we're right up there in the top. and we're playing our biggest rival. and i have a day off and i'm watching the game at home in my apartment in atlanta. >> jimmy: and you loved this >> i loved it. and, you know, it's -- you know, i'm really excited but i'm also a little -- you know, i feel a little lonely because all my friends are, you know, on the other side of the atlantic they're, you know, watching the game so to sort of feel a little connected with everyone back home, i'm like -- you know, i'm
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filming the game, you know, while i'm watching it. and you know -- and i hear the fans singing so i'm like -- you know, i'm singing. you know, like - ♪ you know, i'm in i'm in and then -- and then i upload it to instagram. and, you know, i'm getting comments you know, so i feel a little connected. and then, you know, my girlfriend calls me. and, you know, it's really an intense part of the game you know, it's a corner. so i'm like -- i usually answer but i -- you know, i let it slip to voicemail. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] and she calls again. and i'm like, "yeah, it's almost halftime. i mean, i'll call her at halftime." >> jimmy: "yeah, there's two more minutes." >> and -- and then she calls a a third time and it was something about that third call - >> jimmy: something's up >> that was kind of like - >> jimmy: something's up >> stung a little bit. 'cause she doesn't call me three times in a row so i pick up and i'm like, "hey, babe, you know, i'm watching the game. and she's like, "yeah, i know. i'm like, "oh, oh, yeah, you saw it on instagram. and i'm like, "yeah, you know, i'm just trying to feel a little connected to the game." she was like, "no, no, no, you're -- we can all tell that you're really excited. because you're showing the
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whole world that you watch soccer naked." [ laughter ] [ fog horn ] i'm like, "what are you -- what are you talking about? she said, "the reflection. i'm like, "the reflection? she was like, "yeah. and looks like you got the a/c cranked up on max. [ laughter ] i was like, "no, no, no! [ cymbal crash ] >> jimmy: dude, that is the -- >> ah. >> jimmy: did -- and you deleted it >> and -- you know -- and then i went in. and before i deleted i saw -- you know, when you're filming something and you're, you know, and you don't know that you're doing stupid things with your body [ light laughter ] i was going like this. i was like - ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my >> you know? >> jimmy: you can't -- >> this is not good. >> jimmy: you can't unsee that >> yeah. so, but, you know, it's fine only 25,000 people saw it so it's all good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think it's the best thing ever [ laughter ] hey, you got to -- you got to introduce barack obama at some major event. i was going to ask how that went >> i did yeah, it was pretty nerve-wracking you know, i've always -- he's one politician that i really
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looked up to as a person and it was this big event in sweden called "brilliant minds." and i got the honor to introduce big o. and i was -- [ light laughter ] i was going to tell him the story of the first time i got to meet him. and there was this scandinavian state dinner at the white house and i got invited. and we were all standing in line, you know, to get our presidential handshake and photo op this was at the time when "house of cards" had just come out. and i had been told the president and the first lady were big fans of the show. so i started fantasizing a a little bit my mind started to wander. and i started to think, you know, "what's it going to be like when the time come for me to shake the president's hand? and" - >> jimmy: he might be excited to be shaking your hand. >> and i thought to myself, you know, maybe i'll say something like, you know, "mr. president." and then he might say something like, you know, "governor conway." you know [ laughter ]
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and then, you know, maybe i'd laugh like - [ chuckles ] and then, you know - [ laughter ] and we'd have a cool handshake you know, a cool handshake then we kind of bring it in. >> jimmy: yeah you bring it in a little bit >> and right in the middle of this really warm embrace in my mind, it was actually my turn. and, you know, the president was standing there in front of me and i sort of just blurt out -- i was like, "mr. president." and i don't know if he had -- you know, maybe he hadn't gotten to my episodes yet. because i didn't - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: just iced you? >> he had no idea who i was. [ laughter ] so there was an awkward silence. and i was just like -- all i said was like, "just thanks, you know, for everything and -- [ laughter ] and then he -- >> jimmy: security dragged you away >> yeah, he was like - [ laughter ] "surely -- slowly but surely you know, moving forward get the [ bleep ] out of the way. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "slowly but surely moving forward," - >> yeah. >> jimmy: is what he said to you. >> but then -- but actually -- >> jimmy: "slowly but surely moving forward." >> yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "all right, get him out of here. get him out -- get him the hell out of here. >> and then -- but then actually it's -- so in the
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introduction thing, you have a a little cushion so i went off stage. and then big o was standing there. and he was like, "bring it in for a cool handshake." and then he gave - >> jimmy: oh, he did >> i got it. i got it >> jimmy: you willed it. >> i got it. >> jimmy: you willed it. >> i willed it, yeah >> jimmy: don't give up out there, you guys. dream. always dream >> yeah. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, we got to talk about your project >> yeah, yeah, yeah -- >> jimmy: that's the whole reason you're here yeah >> yeah. >> jimmy: "for all mankind." >> yeah. >> jimmy: explain what the premise is the premise is very cool >> yeah. i love this project so much. it's a take on -- the space race ended - >> jimmy: yeah >> by the u.s. winning and, you know -- and by that landing on the moon. so this is a show about how could the space race continue. so our show starts with the soviets beating the u.s. and landing on the moon. and then this altered -- >> jimmy: first. >> timeline starts - >> jimmy: yeah >> where the u.s., you know, being true to the american spirit, doesn't give up and
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continues to fight and it's a show that is aspirational it's a "what if. you know, what if we were guided by our, you know, better angels and it's a show about what if -- you know, what could have happened and what could still happen if we align our ideals in the right way and it's the best written project that i've ever been part of. and we just got a bunch of great reviews i'm told i've finally learned to not read them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but that's good when you get good reviews you're supposed to read those. >> i know. yeah, yeah, yeah >> jimmy: yeah >> then you can brag about it. >> jimmy: exactly. well, it comes out friday, i believe. >> yeah. it's on apple tv+. >> jimmy: it's already been picked up for a second season. >> yeah. >> jimmy: congratulations on that >> thank you so much [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: apple tv+. i want to show a clip. here's joel kinnaman in "for all mankind." take a look at this. >> you're right. we don't have dr. ness anymore >> the fire?
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>> the apollo 1 fire >> i love those guys, all right? gus and roger and ed i think about them every day >> we all do they were good men >> that's the thing. good men die in test planes all the time you don't change the whole culture of fly tests because good men die [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: joel kinnaman, everybody. check out "for all mankind" this friday on apple tv. liam -- liam gallagher joins us after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ welcome to old navy tonight.
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: performing "once" from his new album, "why me? why not. give it up for liam gallagher! [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ it was easier to have fun back when we had nothin' nothin' much to manage
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>> jimmy: my thanks to emma thompson, joel kinnaman liam gallagher, once again [ cheers and applause and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. thank you for watching have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow bye-bye everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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