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around the area and weec've see police go door to door, back yards. but we know people shot and three dead. we're going to track the wind, flame and power outages. a special edition begins at 4:00 a.m. take us through what to expect. >> and hopefully we can get that in here. i think the strongest gusts include 7:00 a.m. tomorrow morning. we'll see it the wind calm down by 9:00 a.m. tomorrow and maybe rain by the end of the month. rs ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon."
tonight, join jimmy and his guests - reese witherspoon, rhett and link chef daniel humm and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1146 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh my goodness, that's what i'm talking about. hello. welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. [ cheers and applause you're here, you made it
the show to be at. thank you for being here you guys, the one and only reese witherspoon is my guest tonight. [ cheers ] her new apple tv+ show comes out on friday. between that and halloween, it's a huge week for reese's >> steve: oh [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's right, halloween is just two days away, and nasa says the hubble telescope spotted a pair of galaxies that look like a spooky face. take a look at this. you see that [ laughter ] they've already come up with a a name for the formation, rudy giuliani. [ laughter and applause well, halloween is almost here and people everywhere are getting ready -- >> hey jimmy, sorry to interrupt, but yes, i'll do it >> jimmy: you'll do what >> the song. i mean, halloween is the biggest weekend of the year for me you do want to hear my hit song, "full size bars," right? [ cheers and applause
>> jimmy: i've never heard of that song, or you, actually. >> hit the track can you hold this? ♪ ♪ every neighborhoo has got that one cool house ♪ ♪ that does halloween right ♪ ♪ they never give out raisins or licoric and they don't mess with fun size ♪ ♪ they give out full size bars they give yo full size bar ♪ ♪ feeling like went on oprah an she gave me a car get your full size bars ♪ ♪ thanks for th full size bar ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. ♪ get the ful size bars ♪ >> jimmy: you stopped playing the keyboard ♪ and i'll make sure no teenagers ever teepee your yard cause of full size bars ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. >> thank you by the way. thank you.
this is for you. this is for you. >> jimmy: thanks, yeah >> i'm off to madison square garden now >> jimmy: you're doing madison square garden? >> no, i have tickets to bob seger. i'll check you later >> jimmy: oh, enjoy. here, take this with you >> no, that's yours too. that's yours goodnight. thank you. [ cheers and applause [ light laughter ] >> steve: eight bars >> jimmy: somebody just let that dude in here. yeah "full size bars," what is he talking about? let's get to some news here. the big story -- who was that guy i didn't even get his name >> steve: i don't know [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: let's get to some news the big story in washington is this morning an army officer gave first-hand testimony about trump's call with ukraine. the officer's name is lieutenant colonel alexander vindman, and he's an iraq war veteran he has a purple heart, and he has a harvard degree or as trump put it, "who are you going to believe, him or me?" [ laughter ] in his testimony, vindman confirmed the whistleblower's report now a lot of people think the walls are starting to close in on trump in response, trump was like, "how could you do this to me, walls, after all we've been through?
come on, walls." [ laughter ] i guess i -- [ applause ] ♪ full size bar you get a full size ba and a na na na na came i and na na na na car ♪ ♪ na na full size bars [ cheers and applause that's a good song kind of like it. i'm starting to like it. i read that trump is expected to headline a republican fundraiser at disney world in december yeah, the plan is for trump to visit the hall of presidents, switch places with the robot, and let him get impeached. [ laughter ] that's right trump is going to disney world, he's even going to go to epcot and ask every country for dirt on joe biden [ light laughter ] trump's going to go from getting booed at the world series to getting booed by donald duck. "lock him up lock him up. that's what he'd say "lock him up lock him up. [ clapping ]
where's that guy is he still around where's that singer guy? >> steve: i think he's visiting a full size bar right now. >> jimmy: he's left, oh -- [ laughter ] an actual -- >> steve: yeah, an actual full sized bar. >> jimmy: yeah, i smell a little whiskey on him or something. yeah finally, i saw that walgreens is opening up 100 jenny craig outlets inside their stores. that's pretty cruel, making people walk through an aisle full of halloween candy before going into a jenny craig [ cheers and applause we have a great show give it up for the roots right there, everybody [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, we got a fun show tonight. my favorite, reese witherspoon is here tonight! >> steve: come on. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i love her >> steve: she's a delight. >> jimmy: not only is she a great actor, but also she's become like a mogul now.
>> steve: yeah >> jimmy: producing all these shows on top of acting, but then she has the book club, and she's just doing it all perfectly. she's just awesome i love her reese witherspoon is here tonight. that's going to be fun then we got our buddies rhett and link are here. look at this >> steve: oh >> jimmy: they have a new book [ cheers and applause "lost causes of bleak creek. rhett and link in the house, and then speaking of books, we have another cookbook. chef daniel humm is here >> steve: whoa [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: look at this guy ooh, ah. >> steve: ooh, ah. >> jimmy: yeah >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: yeah >> steve: ah ooh! >> jimmy: yeah >> steve: ah [ audience ah's oooh [ audience ooh's ] [ audience ah's ] [ light laughter ] huh? [ light laughter ] there any full size bars in there? >> jimmy: what where is that -- is that dude there >> steve: if you can find him.
>> jimmy: oh hey hey, you still here? how you doing? [ cheers and applause ♪ thank you very much. hey, i didn't get -- i didn't catch your name. >> my name is biff stinkshingle. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thanks a lot take care, buddy >> thank you very much >> jimmy: nice to see you. [ cheers and applause ♪ what was his last name >> steve: stinkshingle i think he's german, biff. biff >> jimmy: biff was his first name >> steve: yeah, biff was his first name stinkshingle >> jimmy: that sounds -- there's no way that's his real name >> steve: well, that's what he told you his name was. i don't -- >> jimmy: biff stinkshingle. >> steve: stinkshingle, yep. i think it's s-t - >> jimmy: you think that's a a stage name >> steve: or, he could be german, stinkshingle you know >> jimmy: oh oh, there he is. biff, he hasn't left yet yeah >> like it's a shingle, but stinky >> steve: no, we got that. yeah, but -- >> bieff >> steve: biff >> jimmy: biff byiff? >> steve: b-y-i-f-f. >> uh. b-i-e-f-f, bieff [ laughter ] >> jimmy: bieff. your name is bieff >> bieff >> steve: bieff stinkshingle >> like my bf. >> steve: best friend, right
bf >> bieff bieff stinkshingle >> jimmy: now, can i ask you bieff -- >> yes >> jimmy: bieff, do you only have - [ laughter ] have you only released one song >> well, "fsb," which is what i call "full size bars," is -- [ light laughter ] >> steve: right. >> jimmy: because that saves you time >> right, right. you know, show business is a a go, go, go - >> steve: that's right >> kind of place >> jimmy: yeah, and so, you don't want to say "full size bars." you say, "fsb. >> well, the first version of the song i just sang "fsb," and nobody knew what i was talking about. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, yeah, yeah >> i don't know. >> jimmy: so then, you released "full size bars," do you have a record label, or did you release it independently >> stinkshingle limited. it's - [ laughter ] well, it's my shingle. it's - >> jimmy: oh that, i understand >> steve: oh, yeah, yeah >> jimmy: it's like your branding >> yeah. >> jimmy: that is your family name, stinkshingle >> it is it is. >> jimmy: it is, yeah. is anyone else in your family singers? >> no, roofers >> steve: oh, shingle. that's the shingles. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's ironic. >> i don't know where the stink came from, but shingle was probably on account of the roofing. >> jimmy: you think your family was named after their occupation
>> well, you know, cooper probably meant you made barrels, you know? >> steve: sure >> jimmy: yeah wow. [ laughter ] >> steve: i'm with you, 110 man, yeah. your family occupation for hundreds of -- >> jimmy: and what inspired the song "full size bars?" >> well, i was out -- i took my kids out trick or treating we did it last week. >> jimmy: how many kids do you have >> three >> what are their names? >> hanna, thomas, and uh thomas [ light laughter ] >> steve: hanna, thomas, and uh thomas >> and a'thomas. >> jimmy: oh, uh thomas. >> a, apostrophe thomas. i took them out. >> jimmy: i never heard of that >> steve: a'thomas >> jimmy: a'thomas is a great name >> yeah, i hesitated i thought that i had -- when we were naming a'thomas, i didn't realize that i had already used the name thomas. and so i hesitated, and they just wrote it down, and i thought, you know, a'thomas isn't bad. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, it's not bad back to the song back to the song so how did you get inspired. you took the kids -- >> well, i took hanna, thomas and a'thomas out trick or treating this past week. >> jimmy: what was a'thomas dressed like >> percy the cheeky engine
>> steve: oh yeah. >> jimmy: he actually hates thomas the tank engine, ironically enough. so we went trick or treating >> jimmy: why is that? why is that? why is that ironic >> steve: cause he doesn't want to be useless right? >> no, no. he's a very lazy child >> steve: yeah [ light laughter ] >> very lazy child >> jimmy: alright, so anyways. so he's dressed as percy >> he dressed as percy green boy. you know p-e. percy. >> jimmy: yeah >> oh, he's gone mad >> jimmy: no idea what you're talking about. >> we came back from trick or treating, dumped all the candy out on the floor, i see a full size bar in there. i said, "who gave you that?" >> jimmy: you were angry >> well, i didn't know where it had come from. i'd never seen such a thing. turns out, house at the end of the block, giving out full size bars >> jimmy: and that inspired you to write the song. did you ever thank that person >> well, i'm not necessarily happy with them, it's more of an acknowledgement that it happened [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you created a whole career based off of what they did for you. wouldn't you even just say thank you to those people? >> i mean, i just wish they'd run it by me first they are my children, they are my kin you know, maybe i gave them a full size snickers bar for lunch, so i don't want them having that for dinner too you know
[ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, i'm talking about the people's house who gave you the candy. >> right, right. i mean i think it's fine, just run it by me first, that's all [ laughter ] >> steve: so you're suing them >> well, yes yeah, i am suing them. >> jimmy: you're suing that family >> small claims. fun size - [ laughter ] >> steve: not full size claim. >> not full size claim >> jimmy: fun sized claim? >> a fun sized claim [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh my goodness well - >> and i look forward to taking them for everything up to $5,000 [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that's great thank you very much bieff. >> thank you >> jimmy: i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ♪ full size bar >> jimmy: guys, we'll be right back with more "tonight show," reese witherspoon. come on back [ cheers and applause ♪ this is excitement. we are literally going to hogwarts right now. this is unexpected. ahhhh!
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welcome the one and only reese witherspoon. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> hi. oh, i almost fell down >> jimmy: you did? i caught you >> yeah, okay. i'm good >> jimmy: are you ready for this [ cheers and applause hold on. look at that >> hi. >> jimmy: come on. they love you. come on. >> oh, i love them, too. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. they love you. reese witherspoon. come on. who doesn't love reese witherspoon? >> hi. [ cheers and applause hey. >> jimmy: this is how this works. we are going to have a number of mystery objects brought out in front of us and our job is to guess what each one is. the catch is that we have to figure it out by touch alone >> oh, my gosh >> jimmy: i know, i know i'm freaking out all right, all right, all right. but reese, since you're my guest, you'll go first [ laughter ] >> what? >> jimmy: yeah >> okay. >> jimmy: let's bring in our first object here. you'll have 30 seconds to identify what this is. you just put your hands in that - >> okay. >> jimmy: -- in the thing there. and -- [ laughter ] yeah >> there's a strong smell. there's a strong smell [ laughter ] [ screaming it's smells really bad hey.
[ screaming [ laughter ] i'm scared >> jimmy: no, don't. >> okay, i got to just do it okay [ screaming ♪ okay it's like pudding or something with like gram crackers? >> jimmy: yeah, something like that >> graham cracker pudding? >> jimmy: i think i'll give her credit for that. >> s'mores >> jimmy: right? >> melted chocolate or melted candy. >> jimmy: yes, yes [ cheers and applause ♪ [ bell ringing ] right there. you'll get it, if you want snickers bars. you got an easy one. >> oh, that looks nasty. >> jimmy: so gross yeah all right. here we go >> okay. >> jimmy: all right. now, it's my turn. oh, god. >> oh, yeah. okay okay >> jimmy: oh >> can i look at it? >> jimmy: mm-hmm [ laughter ] >> oh. ew ♪ [ laughter ] yuck ew [ laughter ] that's disgusting. >> jimmy: why would say "ew? it's disgusting? >> yeah. >> jimmy: ew >> ew. ew ahh. ♪
oh, oh oh, okay >> jimmy: stop i'm looking at the people in the audience they're freaking me out. [ laughter ] ugh. >> wait. is it moving >> jimmy: no, it's not moving! [ laughter ] >> oh, my god! >> jimmy: stop, stop, stop, stop, stop just stop it right now just stop it oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] just everyone, just stop hitting the symbols. it's just freaking me out. [ laughter ] gosh all right. >> oh. yeah, you're getting close you're getting closer. okay, okay, okay [ screaming [ screaming you have it. you have it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i have no idea what this thing is. [ laughter ] is it -- [ laughter ] oh, is it a gourd? >> yeah. [ bell ringing ] [ cheers and applause ♪
>> jimmy: it's your acting - it's your acting that got me all upset. all right. [ cheers ] reese, it's your turn now. >> all right >> jimmy: here we go i don't want to see this >> okay. >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] >> okay. i'm a little nervous ♪ [ screaming [ laughter ] is it breathing? is it breathing? >> jimmy: no [ screaming ♪ ooh! [ screaming oh my goodness [ screaming oh, my god >> shut up [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ew >> but there's nothing there [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there's nothing there, but something's there [ laughter ] >> my arms are too short >> jimmy: i hope it doesn't -- [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: arms are too - >> my arms art too - [ laughter and applause [ cheers and applause
i can't -- oh, my god is that a mouth guard? >> jimmy: yeah, something like that it's teeth yeah, it's fake teeth. ♪ [ cheers and applause fake teeth fake teeth that was the funniest thing. [ applause ] [ laughter ] all right. i'm up again here we go >> i have like t-rex arms. [ laughter ] oh, my god this is so funny [ audience ohs ] ♪ oh, my god oh, my god [ laughter ] can you take a pass? 'cause this is bad [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ow >> oh, my god. [ screaming >> jimmy: stop >> stop! >> jimmy: they always do - they save these weird ones for me, and i always hate it is it moving >> mm-mm oh mm [ laughter ]
yeah, it was - whoa, it's moving. it's moving. [ screaming [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that -- is there a spider in there? [ laughter ] >> oh. [ cheers and applause [ bell ringing ] ♪ >> jimmy: i got it >> yeah, you got it. [ applause ] it's not real. this is so funny this game. >> jimmy: god, it's not real if that was a real spider i would have quit the show >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: i really would [ laughter ] all right. it's time for the final round. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: this one, we're both going to get the same item and the first person to guess it wins okay >> okay. >> jimmy: you put one arm in there. i put one arm in this one. >> okay. ♪ [ audience ohs ] ♪ ew >> jimmy: what >> i can see it. >> jimmy: you can see it >> it's up there >> jimmy: you just saw it? >> well, something is looking at me, but i don't know what it was. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is it -- has his
eyes >> it's looking at me. [ laughter ] all right. >> jimmy: gosh [ screaming stop it! [ laughter ] [ screaming >> jimmy: is it moving is it moving it's moving. oh, my gosh. ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> okay. okay, okay >> jimmy: all right. [ screaming it's moving. [ screaming it's moving, it's moving [ laughter ] it's moving, it's moving i saw something moving oh, my gosh. i saw it too it's moving. >> okay, we just have to do this >> jimmy: yup. all right. go >> three, two, one, go [ screaming [ laughter ] [ screaming [ laughter and applause [ screaming >> jimmy: there's a person in there. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: what are you doing >> jimmy: my thanks to reese witherspoon. stick around [ cheers and applause returning to reese after the break. >> that was crazy. >> jimmy: dude >> that was crazy. that was crazy i'm sorry. i'm sorry.
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[ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: our first guest is an oscar, golden globe and emmy winner starring in the brand-new series "the morning show" which premieres this friday on apple tv+. please welcome reese witherspoon. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: reese. thank you for being here reese witherspoon. >> hey, gues >> jimmy: thank you for being. thank you for coming back to the show >> oh, my gosh >> jimmy: how's your mom, by the way? i always forget to ask you >> she loves you so much >> jimmy: oh, good i love her right back. please tell her i said hi. >> she's doing great she's just went to india >> jimmy: did she really >> yeah.
and, like, last year she went to machu picchu. >> jimmy: wow. >> she's really her best life. >> i love that >> which is really exciting when you're 72 >> jimmy: i love it. betty, right >> betty [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: good for you >> hi, betty >> jimmy: since the last time you've been here "big little lies 2" came out and - >> yes >> jimmy: -- you crushed it. >> oh, thank you >> jimmy: you were amazing you were fantastic [ cheers and applause >> thank you >> jimmy: you're so good everybody's great. >> i love that cast so much. we have so much fun. >> jimmy: but that was great this season was great. will there be a third season or no >> well, you know? i don't know >> jimmy: not sure >> i don't know. i mean, i guess it matters like if the audience wants it so, i guess do you want a -- [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: yes. we'd love to see -- i'd love that >> okay. >> jimmy: okay, done and now you have to do it. >> okay. >> jimmy: now you have to do it >> i don't know. >> jimmy: but, i mean, you - >> yeah. >> jimmy: -- you produced that as well. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you're doing that -- you're producing all this stuff now congratulations on all of this >> thank you >> jimmy: 'cause you're doing that >> i have great partners >> jimmy: is that was it is? >> i have nicole kidman as my producing partner on that one. >> jimmy: yeah >> jennifer aniston is my producing partner on "the morning show." >> jimmy: i know >> amazing [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: how do you -- how do you get into the producing part
and what made you want to get into that. >> you know, i read a really crappy script. and it got me so mad i was like, "this is the worst script i've ever read in my entire life. it was like eight years ago. and i was like "i don't want to do it. and i called my agent and i said, "i'm not doing this. this is terrible." it's like the girlfriend, she was dumb, and she had no point and she -- and my agent said to me, "every woman in town wants this part. and i thought, "if this is the kind of stuff that's in hollywood, like i have to start making my own stuff. >> jimmy: wow. >> so, i started and then it just like went from there. >> jimmy: good for you i mean it's -- >> so great, and the partnerships are really what make it happen it's really incredible, and i just finished the show with kerry washington and it's just so great to be able to have these amazing partners >> jimmy: yeah, you have like 20 something things in production right now the book club thing. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i love you i follow you on instagram. >> i love your book club >> jimmy: really >> yes [ light laughter ] it's great >> jimmy: we do one -- but we do one a year. [ laughter ] >> well -- >> jimmy: you would do -- it's not really a book club, and you get a long time to read it yeah >> no judgement. >> jimmy: yeah, all right. no judge -- thank you. i'm really - >> it's hard
>> jimmy: -- i'm not a strong reader >> you're a busy guy [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but i love that you're doing that, and you have great taste and great choices. >> thank you >> jimmy: so it's really fun to watc >> i really -- i love books. i always have ever since i was a little girl. >> jimmy: really >> my grandma used to read to me when i was little on the couch, and she would do all the voices - >> jimmy: yeah >> -- of every different character and i think that just made me love reading >> jimmy: i catch up with you on instagram and i saw this thing that you're really get into you want your son -- you wanted your son to help you out with tik tok. >> tik tok, right. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you're obsessed with tik tok. >> i'm obsessed with like, "what is tik tok?" everybody's talking about tik tok. all these teenagers on tik tok and they come over to my house and they make the tik toks >> jimmy: oh, my god and i'm like, "what is a a tik tok? >> jimmy: stop saying tik tok. [ laughter ] but the video you posted is really funny >> it was really fun >> jimmy: take a look at this -- this video of reese with her son getting into tik tok. >> will you help me make the video for tik tok? >> okay, i'll do that. >> okay. ♪ roly, roly, roly just like that >> no, no. you got this >> break the legs like, break the legs - what's this move ♪ >> um -- >> oh, i saw one of the girls do this, and then got bones for
halloween. >> what was she doing? you look pretty cool [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i love that. >> oh, wait. you know what he taught me >> jimmy: what >> do you know how to hit the woah >> jimmy: oh, yeah >> do you know how to do that? >> jimmy: yes. [ laughter ] >> you throw it to me. >> jimmy: all right. >> oh. >> jimmy: oh [ cheers and applause i love that you did that >> everybody know -- right? i'm just, you're like -- [ laughter ] it's like you're driving a car >> jimmy: all right. that's the way -- that's how you hit the woah >> that's how you hit the woah see? >> jimmy: i might -- maybe we'll do that -- we made a a tik tok video earlier. >> we did. >> jimmy: but together, basically, it's a challenge to see who -- >> it's a challenge. >> jimmy: -- who won and who lost, and the loser has to do a dance challenge on tik tok >> yes >> jimmy: if you go to our show -- "tonight show's" tik tok account you'll see what we do, and it's pretty fun >> it is fun >> jimmy: but maybe we should do hit the woah, too as well >> that will be fun. >> jimmy: right. i'll do that i'll go, "yo, reese. >> yeah. >> jimmy: "hit the woah. yeah
all right, perfect [ cheers and applause >> my son is going to be so embarrassed. >> jimmy: good that's what's supposed to happen >> that's for you, deacon. >> jimmy: let's talk about "the morning show" on apple tv -- apple tv plus. apple tv --. >> apple [ light laughter ] apple tv >> jimmy: you and jennifer aniston, which - >> what are we - >> jimmy: i don't know i don't why i'm doing that i'm off the rails. [ mimicking french language i do that all the time [ mimicking french language [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah but this is called "the morning show." >> yes >> jimmy: you and jennifer aniston -- stop right there. i'd watch. >> i mean, just stop >> jimmy: just stop then you add -- >> wait, hold on steve carell >> jimmy: steve carell, that's what i'm talking about >> just stop, just stop. >> jimmy: stop right there [ cheers and applause >> just stop >> jimmy: billy crudup i'm like -- i would watch everything right there it's - >> gugu mbatha-raw what >> jimmy: i mean, oh, my gosh. she, by the way, put your money on that girl >> i mean, no kidding. >> jimmy: yeah >> she's so talented >> jimmy: she's going to explode. >> it's my second project with her. >> jimmy: oh, it is?
>> yeah. >> jimmy: ah ha. but -- >> we go way back. >> jimmy: -- you're getting super big, great buzz on this. do you want to explain what the show is? >> oh, yeah. so it's a morning news show. and it's on a big network. and day one, one of the male co-stars is accused of sexual harassment and fired and so jennifer aniston has to go on air and carry the whole show by herself. and then you'll find out by episode two that i somehow get to be on her show -- >> jimmy: oh >> -- with her >> jimmy: and that doesn't really fly with her? >> well, it's just chaos it's craziness >> jimmy: yeah >> it's very cool, and it's -- it's very topical and funny. >> jimmy: yeah, i want to show a clip here's reese witherspoon in "the morning show. take a look at this. >> i can't wait to hear how i'm going to alienate americans. i've only been contending with the misogynistic world of journalism for 15 years. i've only been told about a thousand different ways i'm too liberal, too conservative, too in between "you have too much chin. "you're not smiling enough." "you're too brunette." "do you want to go blonde? "where are your boobs? "put your boobs out.
"wait, put your boobs away." "you're attracting men." "you're scaring women. "you know, try not to be so confrontational. men, don't want to [ bleep ] you. "don't be so angry women feel criticized." but here -- no, no here i'm going to transform into the aspirational, inoffensive dream girl here i'm going to become the mother teresa of "the morning news." and i'm pretty sure that mother teresa had too many [ bleep ] wrinkles for hd. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that is how you do it this is how you do it. learn from the best. reese witherspoon, everybody "the morning show" premieres this friday on apple tv+ rhett and link join us after the break. stick around [ cheers and applause ♪ fish roe.
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their new book, "the lost causes of bleak creek" is available now. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, rhett and link. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: gentlemen, welcome welcome back to our program and congrats you're authors you're novelists >> yeah, it's crazy. >> jimmy: that's a big deal. it's a great book. people that don't know you, you have almost 20 million subscribers on youtube "good mythical morning." [ cheers ] yeah, you know that. >> if you round up a little bit, yes >> jimmy: yes, yes something like that. but a lot of it involves eating things have you guys tasted the new popeye's chicken sandwich? >> no, no we haven't we can't get our hands on it >> we missed it. they ran out before we got there. >> jimmy: because they sold out. they only released it for a week well, we thought it would be
kind of fun tonight -- >> oh no >> jimmy: if we had popeye's >> how do you get popeye's >> jimmy: fly us the actual popeye's chicken sandwich. what's going on? why are you guys blindfolding yourself >> this is how we eat fast food on our show. >> jimmy: yeah, but you know what this is already >> we like a little mystery, jimmy. just let us have the mystery [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. here you go. >> there's one >> jimmy: you want to give one over to rhett, here? >> all right, you want that one >> yeah, i know what i have but i don't know which one i have. [ laughter ] all right, buddy >> it moves. >> jimmy: it does move >> it's like a yoda head >> jimmy: all right. here we go >> dink it and sink it >> jimmy: dink it and sink it. here we go what do you think? >> not a sponsor >> no. >> but that's good >> jimmy: not a sponsor. [ light laughter ] >> that's a good chicken sandwich >> jimmy: that is a really good chicken sandwich
thumb's up popeye's. i like that. [ cheers and applause that's really good >> i'm typically a bojangles man, but that is a good sandwich >> jimmy: that's a good chicken sandwich >> popeye's, i'll be in the next commercial. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: speaking of blurbs, i give a blurb for your book >> yes, thank you so much. and we've been hearing it in your voice in our heads ever since we put it on the back of the book so we were actually wondering if you could read it >> read it out loud for us [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i tore through all 324 pages of this book in one sitting and i still didn't want it to end. i would have been willing to read as much as 325 pages. [ light laughter ] possibly even 326. though if i'm being totally honest, they probably could have stopped at 323. either way, i love this creative book, jimmy fallon. [ cheers and applause >> that was everything that i thought it would be. >> yes >> and you know what jimmy, you didn't ask us to read a blurb for your book
"this is baby," your recent book >> jimmy: that's right this is my book. >> and, you know, i know "this is baby. i just -- i'm assuming that you might do like a reprint, you know and if you do, we would like you to just choose one of three of these >> jimmy: you want the blurb - >> we want to blurb it >> jimmy: you want to blurb the back of this -- baby's picture book [ light laughter ] >> yeah. i mean, we're just going to pitch some things to you >> you don't have to use all three of them. >> jimmy: let me hear them >> give him the first one. >> "this is baby" is a must read for any parent out there. as fathers ourselves, it was incredibly helpful learning that that little thing in the crib wasn't a bald rat [ laughter ] thank you jimmy fallon for clearing things up >> jimmy: wow, that's a good one. [ light laughter ] >> you don't have to choose that one >> jimmy: you thought it was a a bald rat in a crib >> yeah, yeah. >> that's one of three >> how about this one? "this is baby" is great for a non pop-up book. >> jimmy: right. [ light laughter ] >> obviously a pop-up book
would have been, like, way better because they literally pop up >> jimmy: wow. [ light laughter ] >> but hey, if you're looking for a two dimensional document printed on a flat page, this will do. >> jimmy: wow, that is unbelievable >> there you go. >> jimmy: i might take that one. [ applause ] >> and one more. one more jimmy's a great friend, but the title was a tad misleading after receiving "this is baby" in the mail, we can confirm that it is indeed not a baby [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, it's not well, i've been called "this is a baby," it's just called "this is baby. >> well, okay. maybe you should have called it "this is book" because that would have been a lot more - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: food for thought halloween is a special time for you guys, because this is the first time -- you actually performed together when you were in high school, is that right? >> when we were 14 years old we wrote our first song that we performed publicly >> jimmy: yeah >> and it was about halloween. >> it was at this thing called the fall festival. because in the bible belt you
can't celebrate halloween, you've got to celebrate fall >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> just in general >> jimmy: i did not know that. >> so it's just the fall festival >> jimmy: the fall festival. >> we wrote a rap. >> yeah, but we're all about halloween. and this was the year that "o.p.p." had just come out, naughty by nature "o.p.p." >> jimmy: of course. naughty by nature, yeah. >> so we wrote a rap to that tune >> jimmy: is it good >> i mean, we were 14. it was the first thing we ever wrote together >> jimmy: would you like to give us a taste of what that rap was? [ cheers and applause >> oh. oh yeah. ♪ ♪ rhett and lin on the microphone ♪ ♪ rockin' so hard you'd think we're in the twilight zone ♪ ♪ it's kind of funk a little bit spunky ♪ ♪ you can dress like frankenstei or you can dress like a junkie ♪ ♪ the holiday is hallowee when you can walk outsid and see what you never see ♪ ♪ it's a time to read books by stephen kin
and also a time to hea your doorbell ring ♪ ♪ it's when you give cand in the little handy ♪ ♪ all the way fro almond joy to th good n' plenty ♪ ♪ be aware of the wolfman if you want to kee your right leg and your left hand ♪ ♪ because he'll come an get you in the middle of the night ♪ ♪ what you think abou that rhett yeah right ♪ ♪ it's just a little something that you've never seen ♪ ♪ and here comes the chorus halloween ♪ ♪ you down with halloween yeah you know me you down with hallowee yeah you know me ♪ ♪ you down with halloween yeah you know me you down with hallowee all the zombies ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: rhett and link, everybody. [ cheers and applause their book "the lost causes of bleak creek" is available now. and for tickets to see them live in concert, check out mythical.com we'll be right back with chef daniel humm, everybody [ cheers and applause ♪ while america celebrated the fall of prohibition,
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[ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. our next guest is about to open his first restaurant in london called davies and brook. and his latest book "eleven madison park: the next chapter" is in stores now please welcome, chef daniel humm. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> my man! >> jimmy: i love you thank you so much for coming back to the show you just released your fifth book
here it is, right here, "eleven madison park: the next chapter. what can you tell us about it? >> you know, it's an amazing process to make a book because it always make you edit all the work you've done before. >> jimmy: yeah >> and it makes you really be able to step, you know, step up from it. just really figuring out what do you want to do and kind of sorting through the things you don't want to do anymore >> jimmy: yeah, you're always switching out and changing >> it's a very personal book a lot of my stories. also it took my whole life to kind of get to the place where i'm able to talk about even the failures and all the things -- all the hardship it took to get there. it has recipes, stories -- >> jimmy: and look where you are now. talk to us about the restaurant in london. are you excited about this >> super exciting. you know, i worked at claridge's in london 25 years ago as a prep cook and today it's kind of like a full circle, kind of, you know, pinch yourself moment. >> jimmy: claridge's is one of the best hotels in the world
>> it's good to be back there. it's pretty, pretty exciting >> jimmy: based on everything you've done, i'm sure it's going to be great. now it's time to dice, chop, and torch that sterling reputation of yours into a a quick dish because we're about to face-off in the "ultimate minute meal. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: now, chef, here we go this is the only kind of cooking contest i might actually have a shot at winning. it involves racing motorized cooler scooters. here's how it works. the chef and i will race out of the studio, pass the sample tray server where we can start to pull whatever ingredients we want to make our meal. then we'll grab more food down aisle five, be sure to avoid the spill over there then we'll smash through a a toilet paper pyramid, grab more ingredients, race past the distracted shopper, and the ecstatic employee of the month [ cheers and applause through the stockroom and back into the studio where we'll have remaining time to whip up our ingredients into something satisfying and delicious [ cheers and applause
chef, are you ready? tariq, can you count us down, please >> tariq: yes! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow, really enthusiastic >> tariq: ready. tres dos! uno! [ cheers and applause ♪ >> get your mop. >> i'm sorry >> this is a perimeter you wrecked my per -- come on. come on! i had a perimeter here you're tracking it everywhere. [ laughter ] ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: how much time? how much time? gosh you didn't bring any chocolate, did you? >> no. ♪
oh my gosh all right, there's marshmallows there. [ laughter ] what are you doing you're not doing anything? what are you doing [ buzzer ] are you playing the game like i'm doing? they're going to take away your michelin star for this [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: okay >> i'm so -- all right questlove, you can take the blindfold off. you have to try one of these snacks and decide who made the better snacks. there's a food snack and there's a drink snack. [ laughter ] >> that's one. >> jimmy: who is the champ that's a snack drink [ laughter ] >> questlove: okay [ light laughter ] >> it's sweet, it's salty.
>> questlove: yeah >> jimmy: sure [ laughter ] >> questlove: i mean, this - >> ooh, that just -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: come on. >> questlove: oh, man. okay, so i have to decide which one is better? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: if that stupid coke and peanuts wins, i swear to god, i'm just going to freak out. >> questlove: my uncle - >> jimmy: your uncle, what >> all my uncles used to drink this this is something to me. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: are you kidding? >> questlove: yes. >> jimmy: that's not a thing >> it is >> jimmy: that is a real thing peanuts and coke is a thing? >> questlove: yes. >> jimmy: what page of the cookbook is that on? [ laughter ] peanuts and coca-cola. ah, the winner, right here [ cheers and applause [ bell dings ] my thanks to chef daniel humm check out his new book "eleven madison park: the next chapter" in stores now. we'll be right back with more
♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: my thanks to reese witherspoon, rhett and link, chef daniel humm by the way, this is pretty good i like this. peanuts and coke is great. and the roots right there. blindfolded questlove. [ cheers and applause stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. thank you for watching, have a a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow bye-bye, everybody [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause
♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers. tonight -- emma thompson, from "snl", actor and comedian alex moffat, from "slave play", playwright jeremy o. harris featuring the 8g band with emily moon ♪ [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. how is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause that is great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news house democrats released a copy of an eight-page resolution they will vote on this thursday to