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>> steve: from rockefeller center, in the heart of "new york city," it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonighjoin jimmy and his guests - tracy morgan sam heughan, comedian pete lee, and featuring the legendary roots crew and now here he is, jimmy fallon ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you very much. hey. thank you. yeah, yeah, yeah that's what i'm talkin welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show! [ cheers and applause well guys, today the senate finally began debating the $1.9 trillion covid relief bill

i guess my first question is: how are we still debating this [ light laughter ] the only thing built up more than this bill is oprah's interview with meghan markle [ light laughter ] just release it! do it already. yeah let's go already in the time between the first stimulus and this one, 300 new streaming services have been created. [ laughter and applause normally, when you promise someone $1,400 and wait this long to deliver, two guys in tracksuits are knocking on your door with a baseball bat [ laughter ] it's like, "i guess they didn't cover the spread, that's unfortunate. [ laughter ] that's unfortunate for you and your family. [ laughter ] seriously, at this rate, covid is gonna pass before this bill does [ light laughter ] meanwhile, as if it wasn't held up enough, republican senator ron johnson forced a full reading of the 628-page bill, which is expected to take about ten hours.

and to make it feel even longer, johnson hired gilbert gottfried to do the reading. [ laughter ] "congress shall henceforth make appropriations for the following. [ applause ] yeah, this means for ten hours, ted cruz wasn't the the most hated senator in congress. [ laughter ] on the bright side, after he causes a ten hour delay, johnson will immediately get a a job offer from delta [ laughter ] "mr. johnson, we think you're delta material all the way." ten hours? wow. i've never seen anything it. maybe he'll hire gilbert to do the pilot readings "to your left is the grand canyon to the --" [ laughter ] senator johnson is against the relief bill and his reasoning is pretty unique take a look at this. >> these sums are just incomprehensible if you stack dollar bills, one on top of each other, a trillion dollar stack is over 130 thousand miles high.

it would reach more than halfway to the moon. that's what we're talking about indebting our -- our children with into the future a stack of $1 bills that reaches more than halfway to the moon [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what he was speaking to the 0% of people who don't understand that a trillion is a lot [ laughter ] americans were like, "sure, we needed the money to support my family, but then i heard that moon analogy [ laughter ] that really hit home for me. [ laughter ] "if you stack those dollar bills you -- no, i haven't been drinking too much, honey [ laughter ] if you stack dollar bills, it's almost halfway on the way to the moon ever think about that? [ laughter ] no, i never thought about that it got weird when johnson bought a sandwich for lunch and said,"$9 if you stack that up, that's

one-quarter of the sandwich. [ laughter ] i'm crazy? meanwhile, jeff bezos is so bored he's like, "should we try it [ laughter ] i don't know, why not? then, this morning from the senate floor, republican john kennedy wanted to emphasize how much the government has spent on recent relief bills, and he chose a -- he chose a strange way to do it watch this >> we spent a lot of money, about $4 trillion. that's 4-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how easy is it to get a senate seat? [ laughter and applause you just do it get one? again, that was for the zero, zero people who don't get that 4 trillion, is a lot of money. we get it. [ laughter ] it's almost halfway to the moon

almost not quite. today the senate was working, of course, but the house of representatives canceled their session because there were rumors of a possible attack on the capitol. so here, let's see what members of the house did with their day off. first up, congressman jack bergman went to the movies and slowly unwrapped hard candies. [ laughter ] next up, congressman anthony gonzalez, threw on sunglasses and told people he was pitbull. oh, that's cool. [ laughter and applause here's congressman mark amodei he reprised his role as the kid in "jerry maguire. aw so -- "you know a human head weighs --" yeah, say it buddy do the hits. up next, congressman rick crawford. he sang bass in an old-timey barbershop quartet [ laughter ]

next, we have congressman donald payne jr. he sang tenor in an old-timey barbershop quartet [ laughter and applause ♪ she's my lady forever ♪ and finally, congresswoman virginia foxx went skydiving well it's good to know [ laughter and applause they all had a nice day off. well, as i said earlier, a lot of people are talking about oprah's upcoming interview this weekend with prince harry and meghan markle and there's reportedly "no subject that's off limits." there's no subject that's off -- really? yeah, there's no subject off limits all right, oprah if there's no subject off, oprah should just ask them a bunch of "family feud" style questions like, "meghan, if harry has been in the bathroom more than five minutes, name something he might be doing." [ laughter ] yeah, the interview's getting a lot of attention meanwhile, prince andrew was like, "yeah, yeah, yeah. keep focusing on those guys. nothing else to worry about, right? [ laughter ]

"see what those guys are doing that's the big controversy." [ laughter ] and finally, i saw that chili's is celebrating its birthday this month with one gallon margaritas to-go take a look at this thing. [ laughter ] right now, kids are like, "that looks just like my zoom teacher's juice box! [ laughter ] do you know how much you'll remember after drinking a gallon of margarita? >> 0-0-0-0-0-0 [ applause ] >> jimmy: we have a great show, give it up for the roots, everybody. come on. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: what a show we have for you tonight. joining us in-studio, he's one of the stars in the new movie "coming 2 america," available on amazon prime video tomorrow the world cannot wait for this movie. it is so worth it, too tracy morgan is here [ cheers and applause

that's my man. god, he's funny. plus, you can see him in the new starz series, "men in kilts: a road trip with sam and graham." sam heughan is here. [ cheers and applause and we got stand-up from my man, pete lee. [ cheers and applause guys, we are basing tonight's hashtag theme off of "wandavision," and the hashtag is "real life plot twist." so stick around for that later on in the show it's gonna be fun. i don't know if you guys saw this, but i just read dollar tree is planning to open 600 new stores this year >> questlove: what >> jimmy: it's pretty big expansion, and i think it deserves a little appreciation in fact, right now i'd like to sing an ode to dollar stores [ cheers and applause roots? ♪ ♪ dollar stor oh dollar stor weirder stuff than i bargained for ♪ ♪ like calendars that

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. it is time for "tonight show hashtags." here we go ♪ hashtags hashtags ♪

>> jimmy: now, we do this thing every week, where i send out a a hashtag, and we ask you guys to respond to that topic so since this week is the "wandavision" finale, i sent out the hashtag "real life plot twist. and i asked you guys to tell us about a time when something totally unexpected happened to you. within minutes, it was a a trending topic [ cheers and applause so, thank you so much for playing along. we love doing this with you guys so, thank you for doing that tonight, i thought i'd share some of my favorite "real life plot twist" responses from you guys this first one is from @goinggonza. he says, "i was at the drive-thru and felt like the employee on the other end was giving me attitude when i pulled up, it all made sense, it was my ex. [ applause ] this one's from @mgblzin27 he says, "i was cruising on i-95 when some guy cut me off. i caught up to him to see who it was turned out to be an 80-year-old grandpa who immediately flipped

me off." respect. [ applause ] a lot of plot twists in that one. this one is from @lukethathunts he says, "at my wedding the minister called in sick and sent a replacement, it was my wife's first husband." oh >> oh! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you have to laugh, man. >> questlove: that's a plot twist. >> jimmy: you have to laugh. this one's from @kyle27lit he says, "my sister left a a sandwich in the fridge with her name on it, but i decided to eat it anyway when i opened it, i saw it was just two pieces of bread and a a note that said, 'you suck, kyle.' [ laughter ] she got you, man >> questlove: got him. >> jimmy: she got you, man >> that's the roots tour bus >> oh, man >> jimmy: this one's from @triciamott. she says, "on a way to a date, i almost hit a guy with my car he walked to my window and said i was beautiful. then he asked me out i bailed o

>> jimmy: i love that. that's a movie right there, man. >> questlove: yeah >> jimmy: "hit on me." [ laughter ] >> really? >> jimmy: yeah, just go around and just hit and run anything yeah, coming this christmas. the roads are dangerous! and also romantic! this one's from @dudefromburg. he said, "in my 30's i was talking with a girl in a bar, and it was going well. and at her party -- i was leaving she said, 'you're cute, are you seeing anyone?' i excitedly said 'no.' she said, 'because i'd really like to introduce you to my mom.'" >> ooh >> jimmy: wow. >> oouch >> jimmy: misread it sorry. hi, must have misread the situation. the situation, because i thought that -

this one's from @tayrayswift she says, "in 2003 i searched if there was a taylorswift.com and found there was a singer with my same name. two years later my dad told me, 'did you know you have a second cousin with your same name?' yes, taylor swift is my cousin." [ applause ] >> small world >> tariq: that's the other taylor swift >> jimmy: i mean, again, how close are you? you don't know that your second cousin's a singer? trying to make it in the business >> tariq: i mean, maybe, you know, it's the daughter of -- of the excommunicated brother. >> yeah. >> tariq: he's cut off from the family >> jimmy: yeah, but how long was he cut off, tariq >> tariq: he's been cut off for like 18 years now. >> jimmy: oh, so you never knew she existed? >> tariq: no, i mean -- well, he did but you know, he also -- he felt badly, because he's been ousted from the family

so one day he breaks down -- >> jimmy: he wanted to come back -- he wanted top come back in, man, get a little -- >> tariq: he says, "when you get home >> jimmy: what is he smoking >> tariq: yeah, that's his thing. >> jimmy: "i got to talk to you, yeah. >> tariq: "yeah, you know the singer, taylor swift the one who has the same name as you well, it's also your cousin. i'm sorry. >> "this christmas." >> jimmy: "this christmas! not only did she hit someone, she didn't know, he's also her cousin!" [ laughter ] all right. this last one here is from @amyschwart. she said, "i thought i was so smart going with my friends to nyc to get fake i.d.s, when all was said and done, i did the math wrong, i made myself 20." there you go, got one more year, you're close there you have it, those are "tonight show hashtags." to check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags we'll be right back with the one and only, tracy morgan, in

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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: my first guest is one of the funniest people on the planet he stars in the new movie "coming 2 america" which begins streaming on amazon prime video tomorrow ladies and gentlemen, please welcome tracy morgan ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, the real deal!

the real deal in studio! god, i miss you. >> you suping me up, man >> i love it, come on, i love you so much, man, i miss you >> thank you, i love you too, j. >> jimmy: i'm happy that you came in studio, i've got so many things to talk to you about. >> thank you for having me >> jimmy: dude, you crush in "coming 2 america. i want to get to that. i don't know how you go into a a movie with eddie murphy and not only hold your own but steal scenes you own stuff. i go, i've got to get into this whole thing because you're great. you're great obviously it's eddie murphy. >> right >> jimmy: but obviously it's tracy morgan as well i want to know -- let's start with this, the golden globes >> and the golden globe goes to - sal. >> jimmy: now wait now did you -- quest - >> come on, quest. >> jimmy: alright, now look, quest -- >> you went to high school with me, you know what happened >> jimmy: no, no, no, he's in that - >> you do. >> jimmy: he's in that movie so quest is in the - >> no, but we talking about the golden globes. >> jimmy: that's correct >> he went to high school with me, he know what happened.

he knows i dropped out in the 12th grade with four credits to go [ laughter ] i loved dropping out, i wish i could go back and drop out agai, you can't go back. >> nobody saw this >> jimmy: you can't go back. [ laughter ] >> they all said, you ain't going to be nothing without your ged, now look [ laughter ] my grandmother called me that night, and said you need to stop messing around out there, and go back get your ged >> jimmy: really >> forget about the wal-mart money, forget about your luxurious career, and go get your ged [ laughter ] 38 years of night school ain't right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so you -- so instead of - >> your uncle went to elmira state penitentiary, even he got his diploma. [ laughter ] stop all this nonsense, boy, go back and get your ged! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she got this angry just cause you said, "sal" instead of "soul"? that's correct >> that's not my fault [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no

>> i -- listen, i'm homeschooling my daughter. right? >> jimmy: uh-huh >> i'm homeschooling my daughter in the middle of the -- the lesson - >> jimmy: yeah >> she stopped and said, "mommy was right, you're stupid." >> jimmy: yeah, there you go >> you need to be homeschooled >> jimmy: she said that to you [ laughter ] >> i'm homeschooling my nephew, rasheen. right, and this dude is from the streets. >> jimmy: yeah >> i had to go out and put metal detectors at my front door [ laughter ] i told him, "listen, tomorrow bring a number 2 pencil to school." he said, "i don't like number 2 pencils. i said, "why don't you like number 2 pencils?" he said, "cause they break when you stab somebody. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a bad kid, man. >> i was a bad kid, man. >> jimmy: really >> yeah, i'm the one that pooped in the pool [ laughter ] they stole my sneakers, i went back the next day angry, like i was revenging my brother's death. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] i swam to the deep waters and -- [ laughter ]

there was a puerto rican girl swimming underwater, hit her in the head [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god, dude >> they had to shut it down cause of bacteria. >> jimmy: no, i know, i know >> is dying up here. i know i'm funny at concerts -- >> jimmy: yeah >> you make the pretty girl in the front row fart [ laughter ] that's when you're funny ha-ha -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey. i want to talk -- i want to talk to you about -- i want to talk to you about the movie, "coming 2 america. i'm never going to get to it >> that's right. >> jimmy: you're unbelievable. >> everybody at -- we felt that we owed eddie. >> jimmy: yeah >> eddie's inspiring generations to come. >> jimmy: he did >> i love eddie. we all was there, we all wanted to do our role, we all wanted to do well and under the gaze and the guidance of the original cast, when you did well, and you met those expectations, you got this, the look in their eye. >> jimmy: right. >> so we all knew we was on the right path, cause we wanted to do well, we wanted a great movie, cause the first one's iconic so you want to do well

>> jimmy: yeah >> and that's what we hopefully did in this -- during these times, this is just our gift to the world. >> jimmy: we need a comedy, please, ease, release a comedy movie. we want one right now. [ applause ] "coming 2 america. we need a comedy >> i'm so thankful i'm so thankful that eddie selected me to be a part of that process and in that movie >> jimmy: which he's lucky as well, man. because honestly, no one else can do what you do so it's like watching you guyst watch you guys >> it was awesome to hang out with him, it was cool. >> jimmy: well, obviously, we had him on the show this week, and it's obvious how much he respects you, and he's like, "yeah, tracy --" >> yo, he did an impression of me, man. >> jimmy: yeah >> that's like michael jackson writing a song just for you. >> jimmy: yeah we can't talk about all the cameos in the movie. but there's so many cameos in "coming 2 america. including someone who has something to do with "good times. i can't even show -- >> he was in the first one >> jimmy: i know

but i can't spoil anything quest is going to get mad with the spoilers >> i was like, "spoiler alert, spoiler alert! >> jimmy: no, no spoiler but, dude, john amos, that's awesome that he was in that movie. i love seeing him. i miss him >> and the thing about this movie, is that the original cast, most of them are back except for the mom but they pay homage to her throughout the whole movie and it's awesome i just love the fact that eddie, really female empowerment throughout the whole movie, it's good >> jimmy: yeah >> it's good, yeah >> jimmy: yeah, i like that scene in the movie, too, where, like, you just see in eddie's face - >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, it was good. he did it -- respect this is awesome. i want to show everyone a clip here's tracy morgan in "coming 2 america. take a look at this. >> if it pleases your majesty, i present to you -- kareem jensen aka uncle reem, my royal consigliere >> that's italian for mac daddy mentor >> you need no other teacher than your king and your father >> no, no, no, no. see you watch about -- cause you don't understand while y'all was out here riding elephants and chasing tarzan, i was schooling this boy on the streets of queens.

>> all right, well, that's - >> no, cause he don't know me. >> you do not know me. >> no, you don't know me >> you do not know me. >> you don't know me >> i will cut you -- >> enough of this! [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: "you do not know me. tracy morgan, everybody. "coming 2 america" begins streaming globally tomorrow. tracy and i are doing something fun after the break, stick around, everybody. "coming 2 america. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ [sneezes] hey allergy muddlers. [sneezes] are your sneezes putting your friends in awkward positions? [sneezes] stick with zyrtec. zyrtec starts working hard at hour one and works twice as hard when you take it again the next day. zyrtec. muddle no more. and try children's zyrtec for consistently powerful relief

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♪ >> jimmy: oh welcome back, everyone i am hanging out with the one and only tracy morgan! ♪ apparently the star of "coming 2 america. we're about to face off in a a game called "box of lies."

♪ box of lies box of lies ♪ ♪ box of lies box of lie box of lies ♪ >> jimmy: yeah i can't even look at you, you make me laugh. here's how it works. we have nine mystery boxes containing objects no one has ever seen before on your turn you pick a box, take out the object, and describe it to your opponent they have to guess if you're lying or telling the truth we'll play three rounds. all right, tracy, you pick the first box. >> you want me to pick that box? >> jimmy: yeah, i want you - >> then that box has been picked ah, i pick five. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: all right. you pick five. >> i hope there's something in there to cure my sciatica. >> jimmy: pick five. here we go i'm not looking. i can't see nothing. all i can see is just your face so you got to say either you're lying already or like maybe you don't think that's funny that's the tricky thing about this game. already you can be playing the game before you even started playing the game

>> so i got to tell you what it is, right? >> jimmy: yeah, describe it to me >> it's a drink, one of these fruity drinks. >> jimmy: uh-huh, uh-huh >> a fruity drink. >> jimmy: okay >> with a little munchkin on the top with a yankee hat. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: fruity drink with a munchkin - >> looks like my cousin russell. you know exactly -- it's from mcdonald's russ love these drinks from mcdonald's >> jimmy: oh, so you're talking about a shamrock shake, baby >> you know what a shamrock shake >> jimmy: yeah >> it's a shamrock shake [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on so you think it's a -- it's a shamrock shake. your cousin russell -- you've seen russell with this object? >> russell stayed with them. >> jimmy: he stayed with mcdonald's all the way through -- >> shamrock shake, yeah, he'd smoke weed and then he'd drink it >> jimmy: oh, gosh gosh >> roll the dice, baby >> jimmy: i know, i got you, i

got you. i'm going to say - [ drum roll you lie. >> you know what i ain't lying, brother ♪ >> jimmy: oh he was wearing a little yankee hat, there you go. all right, buddy i thought russell got me on that one all right, it's my turn to pick a box. here we go which one? up here? something close to me? the deuce, the deuce, the deuce. >> jump on it. jump on it >> jimmy: so heavy >> right okay >> jimmy: see what i'm saying, dude >> yeah. >> jimmy: i'm in there already, i'm playing around, jumping rope, i'm double dutching in your head right now, dude. i'm like - ♪ this lucy had a ♪ >> i got to meditate and go into my powers >> jimmy: uh-huh, uh-huh >> my spock powers >> jimmy: uh-huh >> i'm a vulcan.

from the first star trek >> jimmy: okay it's a baby yoda >> baby yoda >> jimmy: yeah, and there's money coming out of his mouth. >> yoda don't even like money. >> jimmy: that's probably why he's throwing it up. >> he owe luke some money. why you think him and darth vader had problems >> jimmy: so you think i'm tell - >> i think you're lying. you might even be habitual [ laughter ] you might be - >> jimmy: you're correct, i was lying. you got it you got it, man. ♪ yeah, you know me too well all right. let's do one more round. this one's worth 10,000 points whoever wins this wins the whole thing. tracy. pick a box >> i'm asking my squad, which one should i pick, y'all number one >> jimmy: all right, here we go >> i pick four >> jimmy: quattro. >> pretty heavy. >> jimmy: whoa, sounded heavy.

>> you ready >> jimmy: whenever you're ready, tell me what's in your box, dude. >> i'm going to tell you -- oh, man, this is dope. >> jimmy: this is dope all right. look at this okay >> you ready >> jimmy: i was born ready, man. >> i think it's a -- it's a cape >> jimmy: yeah, gotcha >> on a young arnold schwarzenegger. and it said, don't skip leg day. >> jimmy: okay, that's what he always said. so you think it's a cake -- you think that what is in your box is a cake with a young arnold schwarzenegger? i'm saying what, teens, 20s? mr. universe type of jam >> late 20s. >> jimmy: late 20s >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, underneath that it says -- >> i can tell by his calf muscles. i need to ask you a question >> jimmy: yeah >> am i lying or am i not? [ drum roll

>> jimmy: this means business, man. this for all the money for all the marbles. you lying. >> hmm [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: what in the what we'll skip leg day gosh darn it man, you're good you are good the best right there tracy morgan, everybody! his new movie "coming 2 america" begins streaming on amazon prime video tomorrow. the one and only, the best in the biz right there, come on that's what i'm talking about. stick around for more "tonight show," everybody oh my gosh ♪

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♪ >> jimmy: my next guest stars in the very popular television show, "outlander." he's also got a brand-new series called "men in kilts: a a road trip with sam and graham." it looks awesome it airs sundays at 9:00 p.m. on starz and the starz app. here's the one and only sam heughan! that's what i'm talking about. sam, great to see you, bud >> hello, buddy. how you doing? you all right? >> jimmy: i'm great. thank you so much for coming back to "the tonight show. it's always good to see you. i want to talk to you about everything that you've got going on

first you have this big giant new movie coming out this month called "sas: red notice. can you talk a little bit -- >> i do. >> jimmy: about what the movie's about and who you play >> yeah, i play basically a special forces operator called tom buckingham. it's based on a series of books by andy mcnabb who is one of the most like decorated british special forces operators it's fiction but it's basically based on his life. and i play this character who basically goes into the channel tunnel from the uk to paris to get married, to propose to his fiance and on the train a group of mercenaries take it over and it's tom's job to save the day.nto show you they sent it to me today >> jimmy: i love subtle. i love subtle. >> jimmy, look at this i'm going to show you my house right now. look look at the size of this [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> isn't that ridiculous >> jimmy: how'd you get that in the house?

>> um -- yeah, in pieces and also my forehead is about the size of my torso [ laughter ] but yeah it's awesome, i'm going to keep it forever >> jimmy: congrats on that next time when you come on in person, i want a piece of that poster if you can give me just a piece. >> what part, just the ear >> jimmy: yeah, surprise me. we'll go one letter at a time. just do "s" next time you come on, that would be -- >> "s. >> jimmy: it's pretty big, just the "s." >> that's about a decade [ laughter ] i have to keep coming back to get the whole thing. >> jimmy: it's available on demand on march 16th, so everyone check that out. people did all sorts of things in quarantine, from binge watching tv shows, making sourdough bread. but you, my friend, no you, my friend, wrote a book >> what did i do >> jimmy: you co-wrote a number one "new york times" best-selling book while in quarantine >> yes >> jimmy: not bad. >> yeah, i have a -- i have a stack of them right now propping up my laptop. >> jimmy: you're the one tha

this -- there's like a whole stack of them here they're perfect for zoom calls so, buy one. >> jimmy: we actually have the book cover to show do we have it? "clanlands." >> there you go. >> jimmy: look at that right there. "whiskey, warfare, and a a scottish adventure like no other. you co-wrote it with graham mctavish who you worked on "outlander. is that where you met? >> it is, yeah, graham, one of the other costars in "outlander." unfortunately died in "outlander" by my hand, but i invited him back to come on this road trip with me on "men in kilts." but also to write the book which is kind of a little insight into the filming of "men in kilts. >> jimmy: i want to talk to you about your new show "men in kilts: a road trip with sam and graham." it really is a love letter to scotland it looks gorgeous. what inspired you to do the show

>> yeah, you know, so obviously working on "outlander," i love scotland i'm scottish and i realized that i wanted to create a tv show around with scotland and the highlanders of scotland speaking to my good friend graham, we were sharing a beer - no, we weren't sharing a beer, i was having a beer and he was having a coffee. but yeah - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you shared the enjoyment either way >> shared some sort of enjoyment. and i somehow convinced him to come on this road trip with me i think i just promised him lots of fine meals and five-star hotels, which he got none of. meanwhile, i try and sort of put graham in precarious situations, cause he really isn't a fan of being out of his comfort zone so it's comedy gold, really. >> jimmy: i actually -- what i've seen, too, it looks a bit frightening. >> right yeah, yeah i mean, with the next episode i think airs on sunday is "witchcraft and superstition." and the scots were -- we loved to burn witches. it's one of our favorite pastimes so -- and that could be also -

actors, comedians, were also considered, you know, untrustworthy. so you might be definitely a a contender to be burnt at the stake. >> jimmy: have you ever seen my act -- my acting >> no. i've seen your comedy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to show a clip here sam heughan and graham mctavish in "men in kilts," take a look at this. >> do you have superstitions >> i do. >> the only one i really have to be honest when is i run a a marathon i'll always have a new pair of socks for each marathon. >> i mean, that's not superstition, that's just hygiene. do you have any superstitions? >> yeah, i kind of do. i have these sort of weird - >> black cat >> wow uh - >> ladder. >> can i continue? >> okay. >> i don't want this episode to be just one near heart attack after another for me, if that's okay >> oh, my god, what's that oh -- shoot, it's just a - >> oh, oh, oh, oh, oh --

>> we're going to have such a good day ♪ >> jimmy: sam heughan, everybody. check out "men in kilts: a road trip with sam and graham" sundays at 9:00 p.m. on starz and the starz app. comedian pete lee performs after the break. stick around sam, i want that poster, bud >> it's yours. you can have the "s" first ♪ majestic mountains...

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instagram. here's one of our favorites, the very funny pete lee. [ cheers and applause >> aw, thank you so much it feels so good to be back here in minnesota. [ cheers and applause minnesota, oh yeah oh yeah. [ laughter ] here, let me scooch past you oh, oh, oh, oh, oh [ laughter ] oh, you better watch out for that frostbite, it'll burn you like a bagel [ laughter ] yeah this is my wardrobe for the evening. i wore a camouflage jacket [ laughter ] yeah, this is my woodsiest top [ laughter ] but i don't know if you guys can tell by the shiny zipper, it's lululemon [ laughter ] yeah, i look like a dance mom. [ laughter ] i look like i should have a chest tattoo of a crockpot - [ laughter ]

with potholders that say, "live, laugh, love." [ laughter ] it just feels so good to be around people again. do you guys agree with that? yeah [ cheers and applause oh i've been so lonely in covid, the other day my bluetooth speaker was like, "ready to connect. and i was like, "ah, me too. [ laughter ] i want to connect with people that don't even want to connect with me. i met my new neighbor the other day. he's this burly biker dude he goes, "what's up, my name is chainsaw mike. [ light laughter ] yeah, and i didn't want chainsaw mike to think that i didn't also have a scary nickname so i was like, "what's going on my name is indoor dining pete. [ laughter ] yeah, i'm dangerous. i touch door handles and everything [ laughter ]

i touch door handles, but i touch them up top now. that's what i do i michelle obama the door handle yeah, other people go low, i go high [ laughter ] but now when i enter into a restaurant i look like a a stripper who's starting her dance. [ laughter ] like i don't just enter. i create an experience [ laughter ] and then when i leave, you know, i wipe it down [ laughter ] [ spraying ] [ laughter ] ah have you guys seen this show on tv called the news [ laughter ] oh, my god it is the best season ever [ laughter ]

wow. i saw this thing on the news that said if you just load up on vitamin d, you're basically bullet proof to covid. and i believe everything that i see on the news. this lady sneezed right next to me the other day she was like --aah-choo. i went tanning [ laughter ] yeah i walked out of there, i was like, it's a tan-demic [ laughter ] but look at me, i'm not tan. i'm like a shade of pink like look at my rosy santa cheeks, you know if somebody was like, "what's your ethnicity?" i'd be like, "uhh, himalayan sea salt?" [ laughter ] pretty sure. but my favorite character on the news is bernie sanders i love him yeah oh my god. i love him so much because i'm a late sleeper and he looks like he is too [ laughter ] but i just love the way that bernie sanders talks have you guys ever heard him

talk here's what it sounds like when bernie sanders talks have you ever rolled luggage over a brick walkway [ laughter ] that's what it sounds like da-da-da-da. da-da-da-da. [ laughter ] "we need health care for all, da-da-da-da-da." [ laughter ] "the wealthiest one percent, da-da-da-da-da-da. [ laughter ] all right, thank you guys so much you've been a wonderful crowd. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: my thanks to tracy morgan for being here in studio we love you tracy. sam heughan, pete lee, and the roots right there everybody. thank you for watching stay safe everyone stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. goodnight everyone [ cheers and applause ♪