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open at 100% capacity in september. tickets go on sale tomorrow. the governor said he would like theaters to require proof of vaccination for everyone. ealth screenings and enhanced air filtration and ventilation as well as rigorous cleaning will be mandatory. it will also be the first time in 18 months that broadway will be welcoming theatergoers. >> wow. >> both sound so good. >> i know. it's so nice. that is so nice to hear. they have suffered so much, everybody on broadway, and as well as the symphony. so it's nice to be back. that's going to do it for us. have a good night, folks. >> bye. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon."
tonight, join jimmy and his guests - channing tatum josh duhamel comedian joyelle nicole johnson and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1456 and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪that's what i'm talking about right there. hey! welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. [ cheers and applause you're here, you made it welcome. thank you. hey, this is fun today is cinco de mayo
[ cheers and applause happy cinco de mayo. cinco de mayo, which, of course, is spanish for, "i puked in my uber." [ laughter ] just a reminder for today, if you're thinking, "is what i'm about to wear racist," then yes, yes, it is. [ laughter ] but this is nice in honor of cinco de mayo, anyone who got their vaccine shot today got to suck on a lime right after [ laughter ] let's get to some news well, guys, everybody is talking about this earlier today, facebook ruled to uphold former president trump's suspension [ cheers and applause yep. so, if you want to see crazy conspiracy theories, you'll have to settle for any other person on facebook [ laughter ] that's a tough break for trump now he's scrambling to figure out how he'll keep in touch with his friends from high school [ laughter ] that's right no facebook for trump. on the bright side, he still has a good excuse for forgetting his kids' birthdays [ laughter ] you got to give this to trump though, he's the only person to leave social media without a a long annoying post about how he's leaving social media.
[ laughter ] "i just can't do it anymore. get this, since rudy giuliani is under investigation and facing a lot of legal problems, he's turning to an old friend to help pay for it all check it out >> new twist, now, in the rudy giuliani's legal challenges the "new york times" detailing, today, how giuliani allies were pressing former president trump to help pay the former new york mayor's escalating legal costs so far, to no avail. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no shock there yeah rudy is basically saying, "pay me or i'll spill everything. and when rudy says he's gonna spill everything, he means it. [ laughter ] things keep getting worse for rudy a former ukrainian official told nbc news about a phone call that he heard between rudy and the president of u >> he was especially interested in getting ukraine to make a a public statement and forcibly back it up this crazy allegation that it was ukraine, not russia that meddled in 2016, which is obviously ridiculous, but that's what he wanted.
>> jimmy: hang on a second could we see that guy again? [ laughter ] when did i become the top ukrainian official [ laughter and applause >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: good looking guy [ cheers and applause he's a very -- he's a good looking guy. but let's focus on the current administration president biden just announced that he wants nearly 40,000 pharmacies to start offering walk-in vaccine appointments [ cheers and applause if the walk-in appointments don't work, biden's gonna make pharmacists blow dart the vaccine into customers [ laughter ] thank you. did anyone see this? today on "fox & friends," brian kilmeade interviewed some kids about remote learning and returning to school. let's see how that went. >> how close are you to getting back in the room >> i think that we're very, very close getting back to school
and i think that the way that our new president is handling things is a very good way, and we would not have gone to this if it were still the last president. >> really? that's hard to believe, because the last president was saying i want every kid back in school. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know a "fox & friends" producer was like, "mute, mute him. mute that child. no, not brian. the child. kilmeade was then like, "and another thing, you're a big dumb dumb face." [ laughter ] speaking of school, new york city just announced that next year snow days will be replaced with remote learning days. [ audience groans which explains why third graders spent the day learning to say, "freaking de blasio. [ laughter ] meanwhile, teachers are like, "you come to me on this week of teacher appreciation and ask to cancel snow days
it's very disrespectful. [ cheers and applause >> steve: nice wow! ♪ nice >> jimmy: some of the many voices you'll hear in my one-man show >> steve: oh, really when is it coming out? >> jimmy: coming this holiday season >> steve: oh [ laughter ] it's remote. >> jimmy: it's a remote one-man show, yeah [ laughter ] and we're -- there's a a 10 percent capacity on that, even though it's remote. >> steve: on zoom. >> jimmy: yeah i do all the impressions do a version of the christmas -- christmas carol >> steve: christmas carol. do you do all the characters >> jimmy: yeah give me -- give me a character >> steve: tiny tim >> jimmy: tiny tim is played by john travolta. >> steve: really >> jimmy: "i can't believe, like, we're not gonna eat this christmas. right? >> steve: wow! bob cratchit what about bob cratchit? >> jimmy: oh, bob cratchit, of course it will be seinfeld. >> steve: really >> jimmy: yeah >> steve: how's that gonna go? how would that sound [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "i can't believe i'm not getting a raise! it's the holiday [ laughter ] i can't get a simple raise where is my bonus? but forget about snow days summer is coming, and i actually heard that there's actually a big shortage of
lifeguards well, the lifeguards are coming in as fast as they can the problem is they all run in slow motion. ♪ >> jimmy: oh, was i supposed to run? i thought you were gonna show a video clip >> steve: oh ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i thought they were showing a video. >> steve: is this part of your one-man show >> jimmy: this is part of the one-man show it looks like i had technical difficulties >> steve: oh, okay and then, i get out of it by -- by - >> steve: doing the dad from "punky brewster? >> jimmy: no [ laughter ] no >> steve: french stewart did you give us a french stewart there >> jimmy: no, i don't do french stewart talking about -- no, i do bullwinkle moose >> steve: oh, what does he say >> jimmy: "i can't believe there's all these technical difficulties." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause it's a long show it's about three hours three hours and change and finally, someone in wisconsin just filed a lawsuit claiming that bagel bites do not contain real cheese or tomato sauce i guess they missed the authentic mini pizza bagels that grandma brought back from the old country.
[ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: wow! this is the same person who's demanding to know which culinary school chef boyardee went to. we have a great show everybody give it up for the roots ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: what a show we have for you tonight. his new children's book, "the one and only sparkella," is available now. channing tatum is here, ladies and gentlemen. >> steve: whoa [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: plus, he stars in the new netflix series, "jupiter's legacy," josh duhamel is here! [ cheers and applause and we got great stand-up, in studio, from
joyelle nicole johnson [ cheers and applause >> steve: whoa >> jimmy: then, later in the show, an all new "tonight show hashtags." that's all tonight yeah but, guys, first, there's a new show coming out on peacock tomorrow, called "girls5eva. and it's produced by tina fey. and it's about a girl group, from the '90s, who reunite and it's got sara bareilles, renee elise goldsberry, paula pell, busy philipps. great cast well, they were on the show last night so, me and the roots got together with them to sing the most iconic girl group song, "wannabe," by the spice girls. check it out ♪ ♪ yo i'll tell you ♪ ♪ what i want what i really really wan so tell me what you want what you really ♪ ♪ really want i'll tell you what i wan what i reall really want ♪ ♪ so tell me what you wan what you reall really wan i wanna i wanna i wanna ♪ ♪ i wanna i wanna reall really reall wanna zigazig ah if you want my future ♪ ♪ forget my pas if you wanna get with me better make it fas now don't go wasting ♪
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if you wanna be my lover you have got to give taking is too easy ♪ ♪ but that's the way it i girls5eva ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our thanks to the cast of "girls5eva." you can see it starting tomorrow on peacock. hey, a reminder, everyone, mother's day is this weekend [ cheers and applause and all this week, we've partnered with samsung to celebrate some amazing super moms out there we asked people to nominate an epic mom in their life a special person who has gone above and beyond this past year, to help improve the lives of friends, family in their community. so, here's what we didem it was instagram. but what we didn't tell them, is that i was going to call them on my new samsung galaxy s21 ultra 5g phone [ audience oohs and surprise them with an early
mother's day gift. tonight's super mom is terri gamlin from woodford, virginia she was nominated by her daughter, nikki. take a look. ♪ tonight show' super mom surprise ♪ >> hi. my name is nikki and my mom terri is a super mom. my mom is a retired paramedic and firefighter. and she still teaches emt class on nights and weekends she's just the most selfless person i know. she is also the primary caregiver for my grandma, who has been struggling with dementia she does everything for everyone, all the time and it usually is at the detriment of her own well being. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: terri? >> yes >> jimmy: terri? wait, let me turn my video on. terri? >> jimmy: it's jimmy fallon. >> hi. >> jimmy: terri, i just heard so many great things about you, and i wanted to thank you for being such a super mom, and also, our friends at samsung wanted to thank you as well.
so we'd like to give you this galaxy package this is the brand new watch. this is the brand new tab, the ear buds, the whole jam, right there, for you congratulations! >> thank you so much thank you! that is really cool. >> jimmy: oh, and samsung wanted to give you a little bit something extra, too so, they would like to give you a check for $25,000. [ cheers and applause >> oh, my god! >> jimmy: you are a super mom. >> thank you thank you. thank you so much. i can't even believe that. thank you. >> jimmy: happy early mother's day! >> i really appreciate it. it is amazing. oh, my god [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: how great is that? >> steve: aw thank you to terri and nikki, samsung and all the super moms out there. we'll be right back with more "tonight show. come on back ♪
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♪ hashtag hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: we do this thing every week where i send out a hashtag, and ask you guys to respond to that topic. so since mother's day is this weekend, i sent out the hashtag "mom quotes. and i asked you guys to tweet out a funny or weird thing your mom has said within minutes, it was a a trending topic so thank you for playing along with us. [ cheers and applause we love it when you guys play along. now i would like to share some of my favorite mom quotes from you guys i was just thinking about one of my mom's stories i had. i was in the hospital because i had -- my finger almost got ripped off so i was in the icu for like ten days my mom came to visit you know, i had oxygen all over -- something happened with this hand. it was all bandaged up this one has tubes everywhere. my mom comes in, and she puts a giant bag of individually wrapped life savers on my chest. [ laughter ] what kind of sick torture is this she goes, "i actually got them
for me that's my favorite, life savers." you bring your own snacks to go visit someone at the hospital? >> steve: individually wrapped >> jimmy: this one's from -- first one's from @edwardschmidtii he says, "my mom can never get the name papa john's correct the most famous names she's said were magic jack's and dr. domino's." [ laughter and applause magic jack's let's get pizza from magic jack's this one's from @helloclarice. >> steve: hmm. >> jimmy: she says, "every time we'd watch a vhs when i was growing up, it said 'this film has been modified to fit your screen.' my mom would say, 'how do they know how big our tv was? every time." [ laughter and applause >> steve: good point >> jimmy: this one is from @broadwaybrooke. she says, "someone annoyed my mom in the grocery store so she said to them, 'excuse me, can you please tell me what aisle the manners are in?'
savage moment. [ cheers and applause >> steve: nice savage >> jimmy: can you tell me what aisle the manners are in that's the way my mom would act. she would over-pronounce words this one's from @steveaustin1984 he says, "one time my mom texted me, 'where is your phone?'" [ laughter and applause when i find it, i will let you know >> steve: do you have it >> jimmy: this next one is from the very funny friend of ours, mike birbiglia he says, "when i was in my parents' local paper, 'the cape cod times,' my mom said, 'there must not be a lot going on.' [ laughter ] thanks mom [ applause ] >> jimmy: thanks, mike's mom >> steve: slow news day. >> jimmy: this one is from @marisarosie22 she says, "i told my mom she was invading my personal space and she said i came out of her
personal space [ laughter ] i just looked at her and said, okay." [ applause ] >> steve: wow! that's -- that's just -- that's a savage burn >> jimmy: this one is from @orangefloyd she says, "when my 90-year-old mom was in the hospital last year, i asked if any of her friends had contacted her, and she said 'no, all my friends suck.' [ laughter and applause she's 90 years old [ applause ] >> steve: they do. >> jimmy: all my friends suck. this last one's from, @itsmelpresta. she says, "i was taking my mom for a drive through the neighborhood i was moving into when she shouted, 'wow, that la fitness gym is huge.' it' s l.a. fitness, mom. i love you so much." >> steve: aww. >> jimmy: there you have it. those are out "tonight show hashtags." [ cheers and applause to check out more of our favorites go to tonightshow.com/hashtags we'll be right back with channing tatum, everybody. come on back [ cheers and applause ♪ [ crowd cheering ]
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[ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: my first guest is a very talented actor and producer who's written this new children's book called "the one and only sparkella," which is available now. here is channing tatum [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: wow, that's -- that's what i'm talking about, buddy. it's so good to see you. >> good what's up? >> jimmy: i missed you, buddy. thank you so much for coming on the show it's great to see you. you look fantastic >> thanks, man >> jimmy: i got to say, a lot of people have talked about gaining weight during this pandemic you've actually gotten in better shape than ever >> i did, i did.
you know, for the first like i'd say week or two weeks, i definitely was just drinking beers and riding dirt bikes. and i was like, "i can't do this for like two months, like, this is bad. and then, me and my buddy, we just went really, really hard. we just started training every day. and it was great i mean, i came out a completely new person >> jimmy: yeah i -- how big did you get drinking beers and riding dirt bikes? >> pretty fat, i would say probably -- probably college ten, a nice ten pounds and then i took it off >> jimmy: yeah, i saw you posted this photo right here it said, "daddy is finally back, let's go." [ cheers and applause it's like looking in a mirror, it's really odd. for me [ laughter ] but you -- you got in shape for this movie "dog. >> yeah. >> jimmy: now this is -- you produce this but also directed this, or co-directed this. >> yeah. i don't know if i'll be doing that again if i ever direct again, i
definitely won't be in the movie. we were like the first of -- i think there was three movies that got going right after the first quarantine, so we were the guinea pigs of trying to figure out the protocols and everything we were just burning money >> jimmy: oh, my god >> but we got through it i only got bit like six or seven times by the dog so it was fun, it was a great experience >> jimmy: yeah, of course it is [ light laughter ] you're about to do a movie with sandra bullock >> yeah. >> jimmy: and that -- i'm excited about. she is -- she's awesome, by the way. have you worked with her before >> i've never worked with her. our kids went to preschool together and that was like the most -- you get to understand really quickly why she is at the level that she is. she's so smart she's so engaged she's producing this thing so i just get to show up and try to remember my lines and not get bit by her [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, hopefully, you don't get bit again on this movie, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i want to talk about your children's book here. this is "the one and only sparkella. i loved it i can't wait to read it to my
daughters. >> that's awesome. >> jimmy: was this inspired by your daughter? >> yeah. you know, my daughter, everly, she's just such a little contrarian and since she was like a baby, she would always just go to the most colorful thing, to the most manageable-looking thing. and she liked to wear funny things that would make people laugh. and then, one day, i remember we were in preschool, and she had this like cape, this watermelon cape, when you held your arms out like this, you look like a slice of watermelon and she just thought it was the funniest thing in the world. and when we were about to go to preschool this one morning, she got really self-conscious when we were about to leave and wanted to take it off. and i was like, "what's going on?" and she's like, "i don't want to get laughed at. i don't want people to laugh at
[ laughter ] >> jimmy: see, i can't do my daughter's nails even not blindfolded. [ laughter ] >> no. it's an impossible task. >> jimmy: oh, yes. >> like i think that's kind of the point. i just draw on her face with everything i just - >> jimmy: and she does that to you. yeah, it's fun i love the message behind the book, and congrats, and i'm glad you wrote this. congratulations, buddy >> thank you >> jimmy: channing tatum [ cheers and applause "the one and only sparkella" is available now. channing and i are doing something new and fun after the break. stick around come on back [ cheers and applause ♪ we believe in coffee that opens more eyes to black business.
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we're here with channing tatum and we're about to do -- [ cheers and applause something fun. it's time for "kid recipes." here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: so we asked you guys at home to have your kids come up with recipes. they had to give us the ingredients and directions and then we had a professional chef create those recipes. we got so many amazing ones from kids out there. so channing and i are going to try some of them right now are you ready, channing? >> nope, nope. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this first one is from liliana she's 10-years-old and her recipe is called "the krispy kreme jersey elvis." here we go, ready? [ audience oohs the ingredients are, a krispy kreme doughnut, taylor ham, sun
butter, a banana and pop rocks [ laughter ] and then you're going to close it -- it says you've got to close it like a sandwich [ laughter ] really perfectly closed okay, let me see i have to close it like a sandwich [ audience oohs >> yep look at that >> jimmy: all right. i also have -- ♪ do you have a bucket next to you? 'cause i have one next to me i forgot to tell you okay, good okay, here we go all right. let's try it >> all right one -- >> jimmy: cheers, bud. >> cheers. ♪ mmm. [ light laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] it's chewy >> jimmy: not bad. >> it was not bad. >> jimmy: it's actually not bad. i can barely taste the ham >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, wait something's happening. >> it's just like -- >> jimmy: the pop rocks are now attacking. [ laughter ]
i can feel it now. take another bite? oh my god. all right. good we like this one [ cheers and applause thank you. thank you, liliana this next recipe here is from reese, who is 4-years-old. and reese, 4-year-old -- >> no! >> jimmy: a 4-year-old [ laughter ] this is reese -- >> no. >> jimmy: "reese's quichey surprise." [ laughter ] this is -- she's 4 it says, onions, eggs, broccoli, lemon, cheese, then there's surprises in there [ laughter ] >> why is it so wet? >> jimmy: we don't know. let's try to guess the surprises. it - ♪ >> oh. >> jimmy: there's something sticky in the bottom of it all right. [ light laughter ] we ready, bud? one, two, go
♪ >> nope, nope. [ laughter ] [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: absolutely not absolutely not [ applause ] it's like a cough drop -- it was like a -- was it like a cough drop is that the surprise >> it felt like an eggy starburst and broccoli [ laughter ] >> jimmy: like a warm starburst. that's -- no, no that was unbelievable. that was really great. thank you so much, reese buddy, we're -- we're down to our last recipe here and this is sent in by travis. this one's called, "travis' smorsdog." [ audience oohs now, that's an actual hot dog in there - [ laughter ] with chocolate and marshmallows and graham crackers. >> an actual chef made this? like, for the kid that made the recipe >> jimmy: an actual chef made this, yes.
this is it and this is the recipe here from travis. thank you very much for sending this in, buddy yeah yeah, you line the bun -- roasted hot dog -- make sure you top -- make sure you top it off with the graham cracker. i'm sure that makes all the difference, travis [ laughter ] i don't know if i can do this one, bud this was a toughie for me. all right. channing, this is for you, bud >> oh, man >> jimmy: smorsdog "travis' smorsdog. here we go one, two, three. ♪ >> oh, it's confusing. [ laughter ] oh, yeah, it's confusing oh [ laughter ] ♪ i can't tell - >> jimmy: that was the best description ever it's so confusing. that was one of the most confusing things i've ever had >> yeah. there's moments where i'm like, "oh, that's nice." then the next chew is like, "oh, nope, nope. and then you're back
>> jimmy: yeah, it's -- yeah i -- i think the best one -- i think for me was the krispy kreme. >> i agree >> jimmy: "the jersey elvis," that was the winner for me [ cheers and applause but i want to thank all of our kid chefs. [ cheers and applause thank you for sending in your recipes. thank you to channing tatum. his new children's book "the one and only sparkella" is available now. we'll be right back with josh duhamel, everybody. come on back [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪
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friday on netflix. please welcome josh duhamel! [ cheers and applause ♪ wow! oh, my goodness! thank you for coming back to see us, buddy. i appreciate this. i know you've been -- just finished filming a movie with one of our favorites, jennifer lopez how is -- how's j. lo doing? and that's really what i want to ask [ laughter ] >> she's fantastic i mean, i've known her for years. and it just -- you know, it sort of came -- came to my attention that the job became available. and i got a chance to, you know, meet with her. and -- so it was like -- it was like, you know, rekindling an old friendship with an old friend but then we get to set you know the dominican is -- it's hot - >> jimmy: yeah >> and beautiful >> jimmy: yeah so is -- so is j. lo [ light laughter ] >> yes, exactly. >> jimmy: so is josh duhamel yeah, i mean - [ cheers and applause >> hey, thank you. thank you, jimmy it was very hot.
and we're sort of on the run from these -- these pirates and these people that sort of overtook the wedding and so i'm like this -- this -- i just crawled out of a river half the time in this movie. i'm completely soaked and sweaty and she's just gorgeous throughout the movie so i'm not sure we're going to look like the -- the perfect couple half the time because i'm like this sweaty mess and she's well -- i mean, she's j. lo. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm sure it will work i'm sure it will work. you sent us a video and i got to say, it made me laugh so hard today i was watching it is a beautiful video of the dominican republic do you want to explain what happened before we see it? or how do we set it up >> so i had some time off. and right below where we were -- where i was sort of staying, where my green room was, was this beautiful little cove and earlier in the -- the shoot, it was this perfectly calm turquoise little cove that i could jump i actually jumped off this platform into the water and swam over to the beach and walked back. well, about a week later, this place was completely different because it was now like -- the
ocean was -- was really tumultuous that day. and the waves were crashing like 30 feet in the air. well, this rogue wave comes up as i'm videotaping this thing and literally washed me almost over the edge of this cliff. and, you know, thankfully -- >> jimmy: i'm happy you're okay >> thankfully there's this razor sharp coral that's there that held me up but it -- it turned me into hamburger on many parts of my body afterwards but it was one of the near death experiences in my life for sure >> jimmy: i'm only laughing because i know you're okay but -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: you guys got to see this video it is -- it's just -- i could see you -- i could see you filming and it was just a disaster watch this >> jimmy: beautiful. [ laughter ] that's my favorite shot. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: dude, the shot - [ cheers and applause
sky, it's like wow don't mess with mother nature! you got rocked >> i cannot believe my phone survived that. >> jimmy: me, neither. >> i can laugh about it now. and i never told anybody you're the first person i've shown that to because if i had shown it to lionsgate when we were shooting it, they would've -- i don't know - >> jimmy: yeah >> they would probably have kicked me off the movie. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm happy that you saved it for our show. [ light laughter ] i appreciate it. i want to talk about your netflix series, "jupiter's legacy." this is a big superhero series can you set it up for us >> yeah. it's a -- it's a script that i read about a year and a half ago. lorenzo di bonaventura sent it to me. and i just loved the -- i loved more -- as much the superhero aspect as i did the family aspect of it and it's really an examination of the psychology behind what it would be like to be these people and there's an origins story that starts in the late -- in the early 30s that goes. and then, we jump back and forth to present time so you sort of see how they became who they are and then, what the repercussions of that are 90 years later
and -- and, you know, this guy can fly around the world in 12 seconds and shoot laser beams out of his eyeballs but he can't communicate with his 20-year-old daughter >> jimmy: yeah >> and i find that to be fascinating. >> jimmy: yeah you do play -- you go all over the place. here's you at the age of 120 years old that you play. >> yeah. obviously, there's a muscle suit there i don't know if you know this, jimmy, but i don't normally look that muscular in real life [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i don't know if anyone is looking at your muscles in this costume. [ laughter ] maybe i'm wrong. [ applause ] >> but you know, there's the make-up and the prosthetics and the wig and the beard, and then, that muscle suit and the cape and the suit and all that stuff. you've really feel like you've been through it. like you've been through 90 years of battles. and i'm very proud of the series i think people are going to love it. >> jimmy: yeah i want to show everyone a clip, it's great here's josh duhamel in "jupiter's legacy. take a look. >> there's a million things you could have done. >> he took the easy way out. >> does that look easy to you?
>> sheldon >> go. you wait for me at the union i'll contact the super max i want to know how blackstar got out. >> on it >> you okay? >> no. >> our son took a life after everything we've taught him, he broke the code [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: josh duhamel "jupiter's legacy" premieres this friday on netflix we'll be right back with more "tonight show. come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪
[ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: our next guest has her comedy album "yell joy" available on juneteenth. and it's available for pre-order now. making her "tonight show" debut, please welcome, the very funny joyelle nicole johnson [ cheers and applause ♪ >> whoo! let's go how you guys doing tonight [ cheers and applause oh, my god this has been a year of firsts for me i moved in with my boyfriend last year which i didn't think would happen 'cause i don't like to hear men speak [ laughter ] [ applause ] yeah i'm hetero, but trust, it's against my will. [ light laughter ] religious fanatics say it's a choice i wish it was.
i would choose women right now [ cheers and applause yeah, who doesn't want to double their wardrobe? are you kidding me [ cheers and applause yeah, me and my guy got together march 1st of 2020 yeah do that math [ laughter ] we went from single and ready to mingle, to married and ready to murder. [ laughter ] yeah three months in, he looked me in my eyes and he was like, "joyelle, i love you." and i looked him back and i said, "we need a couples therapist, stat. [ laughter ] i eventually said "i love you" but priorities, you know and people were judging me they were like, "you just got together why you need a couples therapist? i was like, "oh, just one little reason. it's a tiny reason we in an interracial relationship during a pandemic race war that's all." everybody, get you a couples therapist. okay it's like hiring a parent for your relationship. [ laughter ]
we get into arguments. i'm like, "you know what we don't even have to talk about this right now because i'm telling on friday. [ laughter and applause at 6:00 p.m. [ laughter ] and i wanted somebody, you know, that could relate to both of us. my boyfriend's half white, half asian. i'm black. so i found somebody that's half white, half black so he could relate to both of us racially. you know and a man, so he could relate to him never feeling a need to clean the stove. [ laughter ] and i have a.d.d., so for like the first two sessions, i wasn't even concentrating 'cause i was just trying to figure out which one of his parents was the black one. [ laughter ] yeah i'm happy to report, i got down to the bottom of it, because any time one of us said something sad, he'll just be like, "mmm, mmm, mmm." [ laughter ] survey says, black mama.
that's what that says. [ laughter and applause we love him so much. he recently had his first baby which is great if it's anybody except your couples therapist. 'cause homie had the nerve to take three weeks off what it's like, "what about the rest of your kids okay don't nobody care about this new baby you're just going to leave us unattended in this apartment with all types of cleaning products, sharp objects and daddy issues lying around all over the place [ light laughter ] you are so selfish." and i never thought i'd ever be able to live with another human being. so i was like, "i need practice," you know. so i got a male roommate like 2019. 'cause i was like, "i gotta practice." i was working on my nagging and my passive aggression. [ laughter ] yes. you know so i got a 23-year-old male roommate so basically, i was house breaking a puppy [ laughter ] i rescued him right on time. it was like i was trying not to yell at a grown man paying rent
but it was like i was talking to a dog i'm yelling at him like, "get down off the couch like that down, boy! [ laughter and applause take that chocolate out of your mouth. did you pee on the floor?" he did [ laughter ] the toilet was right there [ laughter ] when he peed on the floor, i rolled up a newspaper and i smacked him on the nose with it [ applause ] but he's 23, it just confused him. he doesn't know what a a newspaper is [ laughter ] and he was always happy to see me that annoyed me the most [ laughter ] i would come home just, you know, mad from the day he'd just be bright eyed, wagging his bushy little tail, shoving his phone in my face like, "you want to see this meme?" [ laughter ] no i got blue toilet water, boy i'm grown. [ laughter ]
[ cheers and applause i don't want to see a meme i want to see you stop drinking shower beers i want to see you buy two-ply toilet paper 'cause you live with a lady. and i want to see you take your shirt off 'cause he was hot. that's the only reason i let him stay [ cheers and applause oh my god, the roots a moment in black history. thank you. my name is joyelle [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: joyelle nicole johnson that is how you do it, pal "yell joy" is available for pre-order. [ cheers and applause join us tomorrow night jessica alba and marc maron will be here and we'll have music from sech my thanks to channing tatum, josh duhamel joyelle nicole johnson, once again! [ cheers and applause fantastic. and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania thank you for watching stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers.