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finally tonight, the nation s oldest living park ranger turning 100 years old tomorrow. they're tour guide at the rosy the riveter park in richmond. she was also active in the civil rights movement. her 100th birthday party starts tomorrow 9:30 in the morning. the school's name will officially be changed to betty reid soskin middle school. so congratulations, we are honored. >> we are. >> ms. soskin, happy birthday. we will see you tomorrow. >> bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon."
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tonight, join jimmy and his guests - nicole kidman -- amanda gorman -- comedian nore davis -- and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1519 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. that is a crowd, right there welcome. thank you so much. thank you, thank you, please, enjoy yourself welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. [ cheers and applause thank you for watching
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thank you for being here guys, it's a very busy time in new york city because the u.n. general assembly is officially under way. yeah more than 100 foreign leaders are in town to address the assembly, while some are just here to pick up a fiance for 90 days. [ laughter ] i love when the u.n. general assembly is in session there is no greater joy than watching the president of romania walk into the m&m store. [ laughter ] seriously, when else are you going to spot the president of latvia holding one of those restaurant buzzers outside bubba gump shrimp? [ laughter ] like, "our table is ready. let's go." [ laughter ] of course, the main focus of this year's general assembly is fighting covid yep. nothing like holding a a superspreader event to tackle a pandemic [ laughter ] there's actually some real concern about the general assembly turning into a superspreader event because, and this is real, the u.n. is using the honor system to check vaccinations [ laughter ]
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the honor system i don't even trust the honor system when they give out candy on halloween it's like, "please take one. oh, i know you're going to take - honey, they took the bowl. [ laughter ] we don't have a bowl anymore." next, the u.n. is going to be like, "we believe further conflict with the taliban will be avoided thanks to our latest pinkie promise." [ laughter ] the first leader to speak this morning, and address the pandemic was none other than the unvaccinated president of brazil, jair bolsonaro that's like attending a weight loss conference and hearing, "please welcome our first speaker, colonel sanders." [ laughter ] after bolsonaro spoke, president biden then made his address to the u.n. general assembly the first time he spoke to a a room of full of world leaders confidently knowing that they didn't have him on mute. [ laughter ] yeah, biden talked about the pandemic, climate change, and the withdrawal from afghanistan. when he watched former president trump was like, "i got way more laughs than him way more laughs. [ laughter ]
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people are talking about this. today the u.s. space force unveiled a uniform prototype for its members. finally, look at this. hmm. [ laughter ] right now every new york city doorman is like, "are we in the space force? that's what we're wearing. [ laughter and applause can we see it again? it looks like a line cook being yelled at by gordon ramsay "go to space with you donkey go to space. [ light laughter ] seriously, by the time you button up that jacket the space war is going to be over, you know yep, that is the new uniform, until jeff bezos buys the space force and turns it into this [ laughter ] yeah, i love that. he looks -- he looks like a mash-up of buzz lightyear and woody. doesn't he here's some good news. johnson & johnson announced its covid booster shot is 94% effective when given two months after the first dose
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people who got the j and j were like, "yeah, that would have been nice to know about three months ago." [ laughter ] actually, everyone who got the j and j was like, "we already got boosters they're called moderna." [ laughter ] well, this is great. i saw that google meet -- google meet is going to start automatically adjusting webcam brightness in users' browsers. and it's not the only new feature they're adding take a look at this. ♪ >> we here at google meet are excited to announce a brand new feature to make your experience better than eveer. that's right, when you click new meeting it will take you directly to zoom google meet, at least we're not skype. [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: yeah, isn't that amazing? that's amazing and finally, a pair of 107-year-old sisters in japan just claimed the title of world's oldest identical twins yeah, and just to creep people out, they stand in the hallway of the retirement home and say, "come play with us."
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[ laughter ] we have a great show give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: hey, guys, be sure to tune in thursday night we're doing something very cool we're partnering up with samsung to do a special episode from all five boroughs in new york city. [ cheers and applause yeah we have special guests celebrating how much we love the city a bunch of surprises it's all happening thursday night, you don't want to miss it [ cheers and applause great big performance. >> steve: big. >> jimmy: nice but first, what a show we have for you tonight. she stars in the hulu series, "nine perfect strangers," nicole kidman is joining us. [ cheers and applause nicole kidman.
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plus, her new book "change sings: a children's anthem" is available today. poet amanda gorman is here [ cheers and applause how cool is she. oh, my goodness. and we've got great stand-up in studio from nore davis, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause and later in the show, all new "tonight show hashtags." so stay tuned for that it's good. [ cheers and applause guys, as i said before, this week the u.n. general assembly is with leaders coming in from all over the world is happening. they're going to give speeches they're going to meet each other. but sometimes when you meet new people it can be hard to break the ice. which is why a lot of leaders come prepared with their very own 'getting to know you' icebreakers i'll show you what i mean. it's time for "tonight show icebreakers. [ cheers and applause ♪ tonight sho ice brakers ♪ >> jimmy: first up, we have british prime minister boris johnson. his icebreaker is, "which fork do you use to comb your hair?" [ laughter ] nice icebreaker.
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get's you into the conversation next up, we have latvian president egils levits his icebreaker is, "hi, my friends call my latvian wolf blitzer." [ laughter ] >> steve: good one >> jimmy: it's just icebreakers. >> steve: yeah, just to break the ice. >> jimmy: next up, is finnish president niinisto his icebreaker is, "sorry, you might not recognize me without my joker makeup. [ laughter and applause it's an icebreaker >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: here is prime minister bennett of israel his icebreaker is, "do you like my resting kissy face? [ laughter and applause up next, here is u.s. president joe biden. >> steve: oh >> jimmy: his icebreaker is, "you remind me of my buddy, jasper, he invented the wheel. [ applause ] >> steve: that's his icebreaker wow. >> jimmy: up next, is estonian president kaljulaid. her icebreaker is, "you appear weak i bore of this."
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[ laughter and applause next up, we have prime minister modi of india. his icebreaker is, "why does macy's keep offering me a part-time job for the holidays?" [ laughter and applause >> steve: that's a good icebreaker and finally here is brazilian president jair bolsonaro his icebreaker is, "i'm unvaxed, sashed, and ready to get trashed. [ laughter and applause that's all we have for "tonight show icebreakers." we'll be right back with "tonight show hashtags." come on back, now. [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause welcome back, guys it is time for "tonight show hashtags." here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ hashtag hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: now we do this thing every week where i send out a hashtag and ask you guys to respond to that topic. since blockbuster movies are back in theaters, i sent out the hashtag, #describeamoviebadly where i asked you guys to describe a
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a movie in a weird or funny way. within minutes, it was the number one trending topic in the country. [ cheers and applause so thank you for playing along i love that. now i thought i'd share some of my favorite responses from you guys this first one is from @punchingcat [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, punching cat >> jimmy: yeah, they say, "avengers: infinity war," some guy wants to bedazzle his glove but everyone keeps trying to stop him [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: this one's from @marisarosie22 she says, "titanic," everyone takes the ice bucket challenge [ laughter ] >> steve: oh >> jimmy: yeah >> steve: well, they do. rose wins. >> jimmy: this is -- [ laughter ] this one's from @ryeandfish. he says, "shrek," "beauty and the beast," but with more smash mouth. there you go [ applause ] hey. >> steve: hey mpw. >> jimmy: i like that. hey now. this one's from @reneejordan78
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she says, "raiders of the lost ark," guy chases rocks while being chased by rock [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: this next one's from @rockgolf. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: he says, "up," inflation causes housing crisis [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: i get it i love that one. thank you, rockgolf. this one is from @ijasonalexander the real jason alexander we love him. we love jason alexander. [ applause ] he says, "the sound of music," some kids sing a few show tunes while escaping from the nazis. [ laughter ] [ audience oh's [ applause ] it's true. it is true, yeah that's the movie this one is from @bakeross1988 he says, "snow white," coal miners deal with squatter. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah this one is from @bbcselect. >> steve: ooh.
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>> jimmy: officially yeah, bbc they say, "bend it like beckham," teenage girl aspires to score goals like the husband of a spice girl. [ laughter and applause i love that. this one is my favorite name so far. this one is from @eddielovestoast [ laughter ] >> steve: does he like it? >> jimmy: he loves it. [ light laughter ] he says, "you've got mail," guy and girl check their email for two hours. [ laughter and applause this one is from @igorsirene88 he says, "avatar," blue man group origin story [ laughter and applause >> steve: come on. >> jimmy "still the best ever, in 1998, for a 'wizard of oz' listing on tcm, writer rick polito wrote, 'transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets, and then, teams up with three strangers to kill again. [ cheers and applause
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let's keep making a differene together. ♪ ♪ i know the best coffee spot in town. i am a guidebook for guests. i can make an indoorsy person, outdoorsy. i give families a home, not just a place to stay. i am a vrbo host. ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: my first guest is an oscar winning actress who stars in the hulu series "nine perfect strangers. the finale begins streaming tomorrow here is the one and only nicole kidman. [ cheers and applause ♪
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>> jimmy: my goodness. come on now. so happy to see you, nicole. you look gorgeous, pal thank you so much for coming to see us i appreciate this. >> i wish i was there in person >> jimmy: i know well, next time. next time, you're going to be, i know it. i know it's gonna happen soo >> i will come in. yes, i will. >> jimmy: i know you love new york and it's a very special place for you. this is -- you got engaged here, i know that. i know -- didn't you yeah do i know that >> you're not meant to know that [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i'm allowed to know all this stuff. i know all sorts of stuff about you. when did you first -- when did you first -- did keith urban just sweep you off your feet when did you know? >> he sat on the stoop of my new york apartment, i came out 5:00 a.m. in the morning and it was my birthday and he had flowers. [ audience aw's and that was it. >> jimmy: that's how you - >> i was a goner >> jimmy: -- that's how you do it >> i'm like, "yes, i'll marry you. >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] and you celebrated 15 years, right? your 15th anniversary.
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congratulations. [ cheers and applause >> for a second there, i thought you said 50 years. >> jimmy: yeah been married for - >> and i'm like, no. >> jimmy: you're going back in time, yeah >> hopefully, one day. >> jimmy: yes, exactly >> but, yeah, 15 years, which is pretty amazing, right >> jimmy: it's the greatest. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you do any party or any surprises -- you don't like surprises i know this. >> no. >> jimmy: i know this. i don't like surprises either. >> no, i do not. >> jimmy: why not? >> you don't >> jimmy: no, i really do not -- >> i mean, i don't mind a surprise, like something kind of sweet, but i don't like a a surprise party it's too -- i had a surprise party once and i broke out in a cold sore on the spot. [ laughter ] i literally did. it was too stressful it was like i was seeing -- it was apparitions. it was bizarre i didn't like it at all. >> jimmy: i liked it every now and then, i like a surprise, but not a big -- it has to be a small one. i feel like it's like i'm tricking someone or something and i don't like to do that, so i feel weird -- i don't like surprises. i like to know what's
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happening. i'll act surprised >> yes yes, we know that. [ laughter and applause did i just burn you? >> jimmy: would you ever -- because i've seen you sing with keith before would you guys ever do a duet album? >> no. no, no [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why? why? >> because you have to -- i mean, i have this thing where just stay in your lane, right? [ laughter ] i shouldn't be trying to get into his lane. >> jimmy: no, but you're - >> i'm fine where i am >> jimmy: okay, yeah okay, yeah >> so yeah >> jimmy: all right, so it would never happen >> and also i just -- i don't feel comfortable singing like i have sung but it's not really what i -- what i feel comfortable doing. i'm -- >> jimmy: so you wouldn't perform in front of crowds like keith plays arenas and stuff yeah, he goes on tour and he is amazing. >> yes, he's playing vegas right now. >> jimmy: is he really >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's unbelievable. >> which is why i couldn't be with you because i chose him [ applause ] >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah, i mean, in terms of
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the vegas and it's -- yeah, to be here. >> jimmy: would you -- [ laughter ] >> shut up, nicole >> jimmy: dude, i can't even write this, i swear. i can't write this what are we doing? hey -- >> what are we doing [ laughter ] ask me something good. >> jimmy: i will >> sorry >> jimmy: come on. i am i will [ laughter ] just stop it [ laughter ] >> now i'm like, "what?" okay >> jimmy: just chill. just chill out just calm down for two seconds gosh [ laughter ] nicole, i want to talk to you about what you're amazing at, which is acting, and you're also producing "nine - [ cheers and applause -- no, really every single day you come out with -- it's like you just keep proving yourself, and you're like, "oh, okay, she's the greatest." it's another one, it's a slam dunk "nine perfect strangers," it's the new "it" show right now. it's on hulu [ cheers and applause people love it everyone's talking about it. >> yes >> jimmy: the finale streams tomorrow
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can you set up what the show is about? >> this show is such a trippy ride >> jimmy: yeah, it is. >> nine strangers check into a a wellness retreat, which is run by me. >> jimmy: yeah >> i play a russian-american woman who is and her name is masha. >> jimmy: yeah >> and we treat the people for their depression or their trauma or any of the things that they're going through, and it's sort of this crazy ride and the finale is -- happens to be my favorite episode >> jimmy: oh, really >> and that's -- yeah, so that's kind of good. and it gets crazy. >> it all goes down in episode eight. >> jimmy: i heard that you stayed in character the whole time, by the way >> i did actually, which was really weird because the other actors i only met them on the first day and i had met melissa previously and bobby, but i had never really gotten to know
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anybody in the cast, which was kind of great, so i just stayed in -- as this russian woman and related to everybody through my character. >> jimmy: wow. >> and it was actually weird because i didn't get to really know them as nicole, i got to know them as masha, and on the final day, a number of the people were like, "gosh, we've never even heard you speak in your australian accent." >> jimmy: wow. i would go up and hug them and i would stroke them and i would -- [ laughter ] -- stroke their hair and listen to their stories, yeah >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here's nicole kidman in the finale of "nine perfect strangers. take a look at this. >> who are you >> who am i, heather i am a person who has somebody who was at their center and when i lost her, i lost me i am a person who is living her
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life defined by grief and pain and loss i am you i am you i am you [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: come on. every single time, you are phenomenal the finale of "nine perfect strangers" begins streaming tomorrow when we come back, nicole and i are going head-to-head in a new competition called the neverwed game stick around oh, my gosh. it's going to be fun [ cheers and applause ♪ [sfx: radio being tuned] welcome to allstate. ♪ [band plays] ♪ a place where everyone lives life well-protected. ♪♪ and even when things go a bit wrong, we've got your back.
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[ cheers and applause nicole, i thought it'd be fun to play a game to see how well we know each other you in okay, good now -- >> yes, i'm definitely in. i'm excited. >> jimmy: yeah, good [ laughter ] here's how this works. [ laughter ] it's just like "the newlywed game" where we try to match each other's answers but we've never even dated so -- [ laughter ] so it might be -- it might be harder it might be a bit harder this is "the neverwed game." here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ the neverwed game ♪ >> jimmy: nicole this is going to be fun, i think >> yeah. >> jimmy: some of these questions will be about me some of these questions will be about you and we'll both write down our answers in secret if the answers match we'll get a point. >> okay. yes. >> jimmy: nicole, this first question is about you. nicole kidman -- >> okay. >> jimmy: what is your biggest fear >> my biggest fear because i have a lot >> jimmy: yeah, i know i think this is one of them.
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you can write three of them if you want i have one of them, i think. >> okay, just hold on. hold on, hold on >> jimmy: my gosh. >> oh, gosh. you're taking it too seriously >> jimmy: me [ laughter ] i'm having fun here. >> you are >> jimmy: yeah >> don't - [ laughter ] oh, gosh okay [ talking over each other >> jimmy: all right, ready for this >> i've put nothing. [ laughter ] nothing. [ applause ] >> jimmy: the game works like this, you have to put something. what is one of your biggest fears, just your biggest fear? >> i have no fear. >> jimmy: all right, okay. >> none.]e >> jimmy: how about -- [ applause ] >> zero. >> jimmy: sharks sharks >> no, that is so wrong. [ laughter ] you are so wrong [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: you live -- you're from australia - >> i love sharks i love sharks. i've scuba dived with sharks and i love sharks. >> jimmy: no, you said, "i love
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sharks." [ laughter ] and your real accent is "shawks. [ laughter ] "i love shawks." >> shawks. >> jimmy: yeah, you say sharks >> yeah, yeah, sometimes i roll my rs -- >> jimmy: yeah >> because i have to play american but i am now australian [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you might love sharks but you don't like shawks. okay all right [ light laughter ] >> no. >> jimmy: so we're 0 for 1 >> come on no fear. >> jimmy: come on, that's how you play no fear. [ cheers and applause [ dinging >> jimmy: that's a meme right there. okay this next one is, nicole, this next one is about me, ready? which -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: which disney character am i the most like [ laughter ] i have no idea which disney character - ♪ wait hold on. [ laughter ] are you showing it are you showing it are you showing it right now don't -- [ applause ] don't show it yet. don't show it yet.
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>> i can't help it [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, i said -- >> i'm excited by it >> jimmy: i said mickey mouse. don't say -- >> i said little mermaid [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] [ applause ] little mermaid [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i remind you of the little mermaid >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, my >> so cute >> jimmy: ah stop it. [ laughter ] you are unbelievable, man. oh, my gosh. all right. all right. here we go this one -- this one is about you, okay. here we go is your go to karaoke song, "mamma mia" by abba or "you shook me all night long" by ac/dc. >> oh. >> jimmy: is your go to karaoke song - it's one of these two, i guess >> do i have to answer one of those two? >> jimmy: yes, you have to play the game at one point. [ laughter ] gosh
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i think i know the answer to this one ♪ maybe not. no, ready? one, two, three. go >> okay. my writing is so bad >> jimmy: yes, i think we got one. [ ding ] [ cheers and applause ♪ ac÷c >> yes i would have chosen "mamma mia" but i actually prefer "you shook me all night long. >> jimmy: yeah, i -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: i got that and - i knew that you would rock ac÷c >> i love ac÷c >> jimmy: me too me too, i love ac/dc >> i love ac/dc. >> jimmy: i knew it, i knew it, i knew it. we got one right this is big. [ cheers and applause >> but i love ac/dc. >> jimmy: this one is weird. this one is about me - >> you're ignoring me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, i heard you. you said you love ac/dc. >> okay. [ laughter ] i mean like really kind of take that and run with it >> jimmy: no, i did take it and run with it. the whole reason i didn't elaborate is because i know -- >> who cares >> jimmy: no, i --
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[ laughter ] i love - i love that you love that. i think people would think "mamma mia" but i know you and i think australia and ac/dc, they're like royalty there >> yeah. >> jimmy: they're australian >> yes, absolutely >> jimmy: all right, here we go this next one is - >> yeah. >> jimmy: which one of us is most likely to get a tattoo? me or you? ♪ yeah, i got this me [ ding ] ♪ [ cheers and applause i know that. yeah i would never get one. i would never get a tattoo but i know that you -- i feel like you would never get a a tattoo >> yeah, i would never, never. >> jimmy: yeah, me too >> because we both never, somebody has to be never, never. >> jimmy: yeah, i think you're never, never -- yeah i could maybe be tricked >> you're like maybe ten shots and -- [ laughter ] and a million bucks. >> jimmy: yeah, i was just thinking, i was maybe if i got a tattoo i'd get a freckle [ laughter ] >> a freckle
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oh >> jimmy: yeah >> well, then i would get a freckle. i actually, if that was a choice i'd get a freckle >> jimmy: would you? >> yeah, a mole. a mole [ laughter ] you're like, "what?" >> jimmy: a mole >> i love that, that cindy crawford mole. >> jimmy: yes, i know, i love that one marilyn, cindy, yeah you would do that in the face? >> yeah, i would get it. >> jimmy: all right, this is for the whole win. so far we've done well >> right so far who is winning? it's very, very confusing. >> jimmy: it turns out this is a team game. [ laughter ] i didn't think we were playing together at all. >> jimmy: so we're playing with each other [ laughter ] >> i like it it's fun >> jimmy: yeah this is fun >> more. >> jimmy: this last one is a a two-parter >> more! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we're going to answer for you and then we'll answer for me >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: which emoji do you use the most so put two emojis on your thing for you. put one for you first and then one for me >> oh, right
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>> jimmy: i know the answer. >> oh, i wouldn't have a clue what emoji you use but i'm going to do mine but i don't have the right pen i do that. oh, i'll do yours. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you ready? we did it. did we do it [ ding ] [ cheers and applause ♪ >> no, no. it's you're blowing a kiss [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, i'm blowing a kiss i thought i was happy. all right, good. all right, i'll do both. all right, good. that's our pal right there [ cheers and applause that is nicole kidman. >> wow, that's phenomenal. we were very - >> jimmy: are you staying for the whole show check out the finale of "nine perfect strangers" tomorrow on hulu [ cheers and applause we'll be right back with amanda gorman. stick around, everybody. bye, pal [ cheers and applause ♪
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[ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: earlier this year my next guest became the youngest poet in u.s. history to ever recite a poem at the presidential inauguration. her new book, "change sings: a a children's anthem," is available starting today please welcome amanda gorman [ cheers and applause ♪
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>> wow >> jimmy: amanda gorman, i'm so excited to have you here >> i'm so excited to be here you know, this is my first in-person night talk show ever so - >> jimmy: is that right? >> yes [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i'm honored. i'm honored. you look gorgeous. >> thank you >> jimmy: and i got to see you the other night at the met gala and you looked gorgeous that night as well by the way >> thank you oh wow >> jimmy: here's a photo of you. can you talk me through it >> of course well, the theme of the night was basically american fashion and so i came to my team with this idea of being a reimagined statue of liberty but i really wanted to leaning into kind of the poetry of the statue so, for example, having a laurel crown which poets would wear in ancient greece that's also where the title "poet laureate" comes from and i was honored to be a poet laureate in my life. also bringing a bag with books because i love reading wherever i go and making sure that i had, you know, a line from the poem at the base of the statue so truly like, try to walk in
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the words of what it means to welcome the world to the united states. >> jimmy: i loved that i thought it was so -- [ cheers and applause >> thank you >> jimmy: -- so much thought into >> thank you >> jimmy: i was telling you backstage i was watching the inauguration you blew us all away that was one of the most impressive things i've ever seen >> thank you [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: knocked it out of the park >> thank you >> jimmy: it was such an amazing job and i know that you got to meet eventually lin-manuel miranda who you kind of loosely based a couple of the lines in the poem based off "hamilton. did you get a chance to meet him? >> yeah, so the incredible thing is i actually met lin several years ago and i was so nervous i almost threw up on him. he does not know this. [ laughter ] but i wrote him a poem of what i would say if i could articulate words to him in person and he said, "i'm going to keep this for, you know, i can say 'i knew you when.' and, you know, basically we're at the point, "i knew you when." we've arrived there. like, he's been so great >> jimmy: see?
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he's a magical guy i love that he did that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm going to keep this 'cause one day i'm going to say "i knew you when. >> yeah, he's like, "three years later" on the dot. >> jimmy: i knew you when. all right, that's great. [ applause ] i read somewhere -- yeah i read somewhere that you decided that you're going to run for president. >> yes >> jimmy: in 2030 -- [ cheers and applause >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: in 2036. >> yes >> jimmy: all right, so we have some time but you always knew that you wanted to run for president. >> yes, so if you don't know 2036 is a year in which i will be old enough to actually run for president, but i've known that for quite some time i was like 9 or 10 and came home, "you know, mom, i want to change some things in this world so i'm going to run for president. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's fantastic >> and i have such an incredible mom that she knew this wasn't a joke she knew it wasn't an idle word that i kind of tossed out just for giggles. and so, you know, my family has been so dedicated to it.
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for example, if i'm ever at a party with my twin sister and people are taking photos, she's like, "uh-uh-uh, my sister is running for president. put your phone down. [ laughter ] so they know the campaign is real and you know we just really orient our lives living toward those values because we know at one point in time i will aspire to the highest seat of power in the country so got to be prepared [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i think you're going to do it i think you're going to go all the way. i want to talk about your book, "change sings. what -- first of all, congratulations on this. this went to - >> thank you [ applause ] >> jimmy: this shot up on amazon right after you did - it wasn't even out >> yeah. >> jimmy: they were like, "oh, and she might put this book out. it was like -- number one. [ cheers and applause but anyways, it is -- i have two -- i have two little girls but -- and they have school and i know this is going to be the best book in their school. they're going to love this it is such a great message and to every kid out there and i also love the illustrations and what happens with this poem. yeah [ snapping fingers ] yes, yes, yes. >> i'm a poet so i do this all
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the time >> jimmy: yeah yeah, i love it. you go, snap, snap, snap we all snap. [ audience snapping fingers that sounds good that means you're destroying it right now. [ laughter ] so but i love how it's one person starting change and then the band slowly grows and there's doubters along the way and there's haters and they -- you change them around, switch them around by the end, you have this beautiful band of kids all singing and making change together >> they're like the roots. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: they're kind of like -- yeah they are like the roots. yeah, they are like the roots. would it be okay if i asked you to read some of the book to us >> yes, of course. >> jimmy: i don't know where you -- >> thank you [ applause ] i'll start >> jimmy: yeah, tell me where you want to start. >> this is kind of the middle. >> jimmy: okay >> "though some don't understand it, those windmills of mysteries, i sing with all the planet in its hills of histories. i'm bright as the light each
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day brings, there is love where my change sings. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: every library, every school, every kid get this book amanda gorman. >> thank you [ cheers and applause "change sings: a children's anthem," is available right now. and she will be president one day. we'll be right back with stand-up from nore davis stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪
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>> jimmy: our next guest has a a comedy album, "live from the comedy trap house. available on spotify, making his "tonight show" debut please welcome the very funny nore davis [ cheers and applause ♪ >> all right thank you. thank you, thank you thank you. all right. time out - [ cheers and applause okay okay thank you. thank you. i've been in therapy for one year now [ laughter ] whoo, and i'm excited man. i'm trying to get my homies to go to therapy too, but every time i tell them they, like, "nah man, just do push-ups." [ laughter ] which is cool but, like, after i'm done i'm still crying. [ laughter ] i just have a bigger chest [ laughter ] i got tears running down my chest like sad d'angelo video. [ laughter ] ♪ how does it feel ♪
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you don't want to see that therapy's great, though. every time i tell my therapists my issues, she gives me an understanding moan like, "mm-hmm. mm-hmm." [ laughter ] like my issues are dessert [ laughter ] "here is my apple anxiety pie. "mmmm, that's good." "here's my depression blueberry muffin." "mm, why you so sad? you're depression just needed sugar. of course, i'm depressed i'm a millennial [ cheers and applause i'm going to be renting forever. forever. you know, i'm not mad at baby boomers. i'm just jealous that they got here first, and bought all the land for $40 [ laughter ] like there's nothing for us. nothing. i checked amazon we ain't got nothing [ laughter ]
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but that's all right though. i feel like there's going to be change, because a lot of baby boomers they in the back of the computer store asking for our help [ laughter ] that's where we get change they all back there, "can you help me reset my password? [ laughter ] you going to help me with a house? [ laughter and applause "someone got to get it, grandma. you going to cosign this mortgage no well, i don't know passwords i don't know i only work here next." [ laughter ] people don't realize this -- like, are anybody that's 21 and older, you ever realize this, like, we were all born in the 1900s. [ laughter ] like the people in the 1 1800s are all dead [ laughter ] it's just us [ laughter ]
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like, i feel like i'm starting to sound like my mom like, i remember anything in the news with michael jackson, she would defend him like, "well, you know what i like michael with the big nose [ light laughter ] michael with the big nose, and the afro, and the bell bottoms that's the only michael jackson i know." [ laughter ] i say the same thing just for kanye west [ laughter and applause you know yezzy with the louis vuitton book bag - [ laughter ] and the braces that's my yeezy. [ laughter ] that's the only yeezy i know no, i love kanye and then we miss traveling, and two years ago i was in paris, and i'm not bragging, i just have to give a shoutout to my credit card limit for extending itself [ laughter ] you ever had that? like, why are you going to give me more money off the money i still owe you? turn up.
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we out i don't get to have a rappers like, "get money get money. no, get credit [ laughter ] get credit, use it, then die [ laughter ] get out of there [ applause ] i'm a millennial all i'm passing down to my kids, is knowledge and debt. here's my student loans. and the people in the family that i owe [ laughter and applause minimal payments baby. minimal payment. [ laughter and applause i'm nore davis thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: nore davis, his album "live from the comedy trap house" is available on spotify my thanks to nicole kidman, amanda gorman, nore davis once
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again. and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania thank you for watching stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. good night, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ >> announcer: tonight on "late night with seth meyers." bill burr, from "dateline nbc," journalist keith morrison writer and comedian, abby mcenany and featuring the 8g band with ande and now se meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well and now, let's get to the news it was announced yesterday that president biden will follow the fda recommendation that those 65 and older receive a coronavirus vaccine booster.


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