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remember the 49ers play the packers right here this sunday on nbc bay area. whatever they're offering, i'm taking. >> i don't have tickets to the game so i will have to satisfy myself with my tv and whatever food i prepare for myself. >> yes. i will be here. >> thank you for joining us. >> have a good weekend. stay safe. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the
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tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests - andy cohen alessia cara and featuring the legendary roots cr >> questlove: 1522 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that is it feel that energy right there coming through the tv. we love you! we love you! thank you very much. sit down, enjoy yourself,
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relax. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. wow. [ cheers and applause holy moly. well guys, today president biden hosted a white house summit with the leaders of india, australia, and japan they talked about the world's most pressing issues, like the pandemic, cybersecurity, and chris pratt being cast as mario. [ laughter ] the leaders also discussed climate change and supply chain issues which means in one meeting they covered the future of the earth and costco's toilet paper shortage [ laughter ] but the meeting hit a rough patch when the australian prime minister told biden, "do you know that where i'm from your presidency is going down the drain in the opposite direction. [ laughter ] australia, india, and japan. meanwhile the french prime minister was across the street like -- "those betches." [ laughter ] some more news -
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[ laughter and applause those betches. more news from washington, republican senator chuck grassley, who is 88-years-old, announced that he's running for another six-year term in 2022. later, when he saw the news coverage, he said, "wow, good for chuck grassley." [ laughter ] when a reporter asked if he's too old, he said "oh, please, you sound like my great-great-great-great-grandso" [ laughter ] 88, at that age, you don't run for senate, you run for president. [ laughter and applause good for chuck grassley. [ light laughter ] this is fun. i saw that prince harry and meghan markle are here in new york - [ cheers ] they started off their trip by meeting with governor
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kathy hochul at the meeting, prince harry told new york governor, "i won't ask about your andrew if you don't ask about mine." [ laughter ] cid news. the m.t.a. said that they will start issuing $50 fines to riders not wearing masks yep, it's $50 for not wearing a mask, and $100 for not muting your phone's keyboard when you type [ laughter ] those bitches. [ laughter and applause never heard of that. that's unbelieveable well guys, the f.d.a. has officially authorized pfizer booster shots for seniors and people at high risk. and listen, if it's ever authorized for me, i'll get the booster. i've done everything i'm vaxxed, masked, and relaxed. [ light laughter ] >> tariq: oh, yeah, what else?
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>> jimmy: i pay my tax i wear my slacks [ laughter ] sometimes i wax. [ laughter ] i've used a fax. kicked hacky sacks, and eaten cracker jacks in an imax watching "mad max. i've drank cognac, a six-pack, got a buy back, and driven home in a cadillac. [ light laughter ] >> tariq: that's it? >> jimmy: i've also flipped a flapjack, used a coat rack, cut back on shake shack, snapped a humpback with a kodak. popped a tic tac after outback sat on a haystack listening to the "men in black" soundtrack. [ cheers and applause i've smelled a lilac in a cul-de-sac, had a panic attack, talked smack, said, "no," to crack, read kerouac, been an insomniac, and memorized the zodiac back when i was a pyromaniac [ cheers and applause >> tariq: damn, you really have done it all. except for one thing
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>> jimmy: what's that? >> you haven't been saxed! [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: there you go, we're done, thank you. [ cheers and applause [ light laughter ] that's some hot sax. >> tariq: the sound of the sax drop >> steve: yeah do it again. >> jimmy: you want me to drop it again
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[ mic drop ] >> steve: he had his own microphone [ talking over each other now, you have the cigarette. you've got the sax come on. >> jimmy: lot of space working in tonight's show. i'm taking acting class. >> steve: really >> jimmy: i said i've been taking acting -- >> steve: oh my god. there's a window [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you very much. >> steve: oh, my gosh, he's miming it's a tight rope. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, as i mentioned, nintendo just announced that upcoming super mario brothers movie, chris pratt will do the voice of mario after the news came out, some people said mario should be played by an italian actor to which italians said, "you know mario isn't real person, right? [ laughter ] yep, chris pratt voicing mario is an interesting choice, but turns out they considered a lot of other people first. and we actually got our hands on the audition reel >> steve: really >> jimmy: yeah, take a look at this >> it's ame, mario, and nothing is more important to me than family
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[ laughter ] luigi is my family, so is toad just cause toad doesn't look like me, doesn't mean we're not family [ laughter ] >> what's up, i'm mario. my bad, my name is mario wait, wait, that's not right either i meant to say it's ame, mario [ laughter ] that was awesome >> it's a-me, mario, i'm looking for you. [ laughter ] i'm will a-find you and i'm will-a kill you. [ laughter ] >> yes, it's me mario. [ mumbling ] >> oh, yeah, mamma mia [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: they didn't get it >> steve: they didn't get it >> jimmy: they didn't get the part some more entertainment news i read that "tiger king 2" is coming to netflix later this year more "tiger king"? i don't know whether to call it
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a sequel or a variant. [ laughter ] [ applause ] some business news, uber eats just introduced a new feature that lets customers use emojis to search for the food they want the only time you can text an eggplant, and actually wind up with an eggplant [ laughter and applause >> steve: oh egg plant. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: those betches. [ laughter ] that's right you don't have to call, you don't have to pick it up, and now you don't even have to type actual words pretty soon they're just going to show up at your house, and baby bird the food into your mouth. [ laughter ] finally, on sunday night the green bay packers face off against the san francisco 49ers. [ cheers and applause now as you know, at the end of every season they give out awards like most valuable player but they also give out awards at the beginning of the season i'll show you what i mean. it's time for "the tonight show superlatives."
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here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ tonight sho superlatives ♪ >> jimmy: our first player is from the 49ers, jake brendel he was voted most likely to be prince harry's cousin who works at autozone. [ laughter and applause next up from the packers is robert tonyan. he was voted most likely to say the word sick in his wedding vows [ laughter and applause "you look sick." next up, from the packers is quarterback aaron rodgers. he was voted most likely to be a cool youth pastor who says, "you know who the real rockstar is?" and then point up. [ cheers and applause next up, from the packers is dean lowry he was voted most likely to say, "oh, this is my favorite movie," when someone points a laser pointer at the wall. [ laughter and applause "my favorite character is dot. [ light laughter ]
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next from the 49ers, is mitch wishnowsky he was voted most likely to have appeared in every season of "the bachelorette" without anyone noticing. [ laughter and applause "i think i know that guy." next up, from the packers is billy turner he was voted most likely to get whiplash from a low doorframe. [ laughter and applause next up from packers is isaiah mcduffie. he was voted most likely to be drake's wario. [ laughter ] next up, from packers is mason crosby he was voted most likely to play a single dad in a hallmark christmas movie called "alone for the holidays." [ laughter and applause table for one. and finally from the 49ers, we have george kittle he was voted most likely to throw his bong water over the coach after he wins. [ laughter and applause there you have it. those are the superlatives
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we have a great show give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: what a show we have for you tonight. he's the host of "watch what happens live" on bravo, andy cohen is here [ cheers and applause my man i love andy cohen. plus her new album "in the meantime" is out right now -- out today in fact, alessia cara is here. [ cheers and applause we're going to talk to her we're going to play "wheel of musical impressions. and then alessia is performing later in the show. this album is awesome, by the way. [ cheers and applause "shape shifter," i know. she's doing "best days," for the show tonight track number 12, which is awesome. my jam also is -- the unboxing
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intro is awesome i'm going to name all of the songs. "bluebird" is my secret jam in this one >> steve: blue bird? >> jimmy: yeah, alessia cara is here [ cheers and applause she is awesome guys, today's friday that's usually, when i catch up with personal stuff. you know, i check my inbox, return some emails, and, of course, i send out thank you notes. [ cheers and applause and i was running a bit behind i thought i could write some out right now. roots, can i get some thank you note writing music please. ♪ thank you, ariana grande joining the "voice." although it was scary the other night when her chair spun around so fast that her ponytail almost took out john legend. [ laughter ] those bitches. [ light laughter ] >> steve: you got a bag with baguette in it too didn't you -- when you were doing that
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i saw the whole thing. >> jimmy: when i did that, i had striped shirt. >> steve: yep. beret. >> jimmy: a beret. >> steve: a little mustache. >> jimmy: drawn on >> steve: yep. >> jimmy: drawn on mustache. >> steve: cigarette. >> jimmy: cigatette. >> steve: and a beret -- i mean a baguette out of your back pocket >> jimmy: yes, and a beret in the other pocket >> steve: in case this one fell off. >> jimmy: as a gift. >> steve: acting >> jimmy: you saw that in the acting >> steve: yeah, i saw that just from the movement. i could tell oh, my gosh. wait, are you wearing a beret or not you put it out in a cup of espresso >> jimmy: correct. >> steve: oh, my gosh, he's got some butter -- jam, ham, nutella? what is it peanut butter, you're french oh, you're spreading something it's french bread. french fries mayonnaise cheese cheese >> jimmy: close. guys, guys stop >> steve: you're a frenchman,
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you're spreading - >> jimmy: dijon. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: i feel like a fool i feel like a fool you're prepping the sandwich >> jimmy: i was correcting the sandwich >> steve: yeah, you were just getting ready to eat i thought you were creating a sandwich >> jimmy: i was just correcting the sandwich >> steve: you were correcting it by putting dijon. >> jimmy: i don't work at subway i'm a sandwich corrector >> steve: right. "hey, that's wrong." ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, applebee's new spooky halloween cocktails or as people everywhere put it, "uh, i'm going to have to do my own research before i put that into my body." [ laughter ] >> steve: "i'm gonna have to do my own research before i do that." ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, sweater weather, or as i like to call
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it, chris evans' season. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: thank you outdoor movie nights - for combining the fun of going to the movies with the excitement of getting 600 mosquito bites [ laughter and applause >> steve: [ buzzing >> jimmy: higgins, can you not do that? sounds like mosquito >> steve: oh, i'm sorry. i have something in my throat. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, laptop chargers, for only ever coming in two lengths six inches too short, or six feet too long. [ laughter and applause that's a long charger. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, push pins, for being thumb tacks that wear top hats there you have it everybody. [ cheers and applause those are my thank yous. we'll be back with "wheel of musical impressions" with alessia cara come on back
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we're about to play a game, but i'm going to need somebody to play it with [ drumroll ] she's a grammy winning artist and her new album "in the meantime" is out today please, welcome my guest alessia cara [ cheers and applause ah, that's what i'm talking about! you know i love you. alessia cara look at that come on, how great is that here >> people! >> jimmy: people >> this is so amazing. >> jimmy: actual people, yeah. [ cheers and applause they love you. they love you. >> thank you, guys >> jimmy: now alessia, everyone knows that you're a great singer and whenever you're on this show, i like to challenge you to do impressions. so, with that in mind, it's time for "wheel of musical impressions. here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: now, how it works is we're gonna take turns hitting this button here which activates the musical impressions generator. and it will land on a random singer that one of us can do an impression of.
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>> okay. >> jimmy: and one random song title. so, whoever's turn it is has to do an impression of that musician singing that song alessia, since you're my guest, why don't you go first >> okay. i love this official new setup by the way >> jimmy: yeah, we moved it away from the desk >> i love it i love it. >> jimmy: it's freer >> very -- [ beeping >> jimmy: we have room now >> yeah, exactly to like move around. >> jimmy: wait [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: wait, kourtney kardashian? >> kourtney kardashian >> jimmy: that's a - >> it's very niche >> jimmy: oh, it's niche that's deep cut. [ laughter ] >> yeah, it's a deep cut >> jimmy: a kourtney kardashian impression - >> yes >> jimmy: -- singing "good for you. okay, roots. whenever you're ready. ♪ >> all righty. well good for you. you look happy and healthy not me if you ever cared to ask good for you you're doing great . out there. without me baby. i literally wish that i could do that. i have lost my mind. i spent the night literally crying on the floor of my bathroom ♪ you're so unaffected
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i literally don't get it i guess, good for you kimberly ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my god yo, i've never heard that! that is amazing! >> thank you >> jimmy: oh, my gosh! >> thank you, thank you. not very musical but you know >> jimmy: that was fantastic >> thank you >> jimmy: i would buy that album. >> thanks! >> jimmy: all right, here we go [ laughter ] it is my turn. here we go let's see what i got >> all righty. [ beeping [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: all right, roots, you got to give me some notes. >> this is a hard one, here. >> jimmy: yeah, it's a hard one. >> yeah. ♪ ♪ hush little bab don't go nowhere ♪ ♪ papa's going to buy you a mockingbir you a mockingbird ♪ ♪ if it don't sin papa's going to buy yo a diamond ring ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i popped a blood vessel >> the rest of the show is
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getting cancelled. good night, everybody. >> jimmy: we'll be back. that's "the tonight show," thank you so much. >> yeah, goodbye, everyone [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, alessia, you are up >> all righty. >> jimmy: press the button when you're ready >> okay. >> jimmy: see what you got [ beeping [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait i'm loving this already. [ applause ] jennifer coolidge doing cardi b. >> uh, yeah. >> jimmy: okay >> okay. i have to get into the mode. hold on. >> jimmy: yeah, let her get into character here we go >> yeah, yeah. she's taking over my body. all right, here we go. now i like dollars i like diamonds. i like struttin' i like shining i like million dollar deals. where's my pen i'm shining. i like those balenciagas the ones that look like sharks i like going to the jeweler. i put rocks on all my watch. yeah baby. god, i like it like that [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that is -- >> jimmy: here we go here we go [ beeping
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okay [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> yeah. ♪ ♪ call me when you want call me when you need ♪ ♪ call me in the mornin i'll be on my way ♪ ♪ call me when you want call me when you need ♪ ♪ call me on friday and i'll be on the way yeah ♪ [ cheers and applause >> i love that >> jimmy: all right. alessia! >> that was so good. >> jimmy: last one, you're the best whenever you're ready. >> all right [ beeping last -- oh, my god i just toppled the table over. okay >> jimmy: wait "it's raining and the old man is snoring." >> is snoring. >> jimmy: okay >> great >> jimmy: celine dion doing "it's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring." roots, whenever -- >> you gave me hard ones ♪ all righty ♪ it's rainin
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it's pouring ♪ the old man is snoring ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ pray fo the old man he snores ♪ ♪ and my love let it happen ♪ ♪ he left going on and on ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: come on, now that is it >> i love you new york >> jimmy: alessia cara come on, you can't top that. give it up that's all the time for wheel of musical impressions >> thank you >> jimmy: we'll be talking to andy cohen after the break stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ ♪ i can turn anyone into a beach bum. i make memories for people i ow yet. i know this view is too good not to be shared. i am a vrbo host. ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our first guest is an emmy-winning producer, a a best-selling author, and the host of "watch what happens live," which you can see sunday through thursday on bravo. yeah, we love him. please welcome andy cohen! [ cheers and applause ♪
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>> jimmy: they love you. we love you. andy cohen andy, welcome back >> hey, roots. >> jimmy: thank you for coming in studio. i appreciate this. >> i love being here it's so exciting, the magic of "30 rock." [ cheers and applause full audience, you guys are great. >> jimmy: how does your show feel having an audience back >> feels great we've got -- you know, our maximum capacity, 24 people. >> jimmy: that's correct [ laughter ] >> and we're giving them white claws. we're not onto the mixed drinks yet. >> jimmy: white claw is good that works >> so yeah they're making do with canned. >> jimmy: yeah, canned goods, and that's fine. >> yeah, yeah. it's fine. >> jimmy: why not? >> yeah, it's thrilling. >> jimmy: we have a lot to get into >> okay. >> jimmy: how is ben, your beautiful baby >> ben is great, thank you for asking [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i love that kid. >> thank you for the applause.
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>> jimmy: he is the cutest thing. >> he's a cute guy you know, he's really good we play a lot of grateful dead in the house >> jimmy: yep. [ laughter ] >> i have banned "baby shark" from the house [ laughter ] not allowed to play "baby shark" - >> jimmy: good >> because it's such an ear worm [ cheers and applause thank you, thank you however, the other day, i go in, and when i wake him up in the morning, every morning, i have my tea. i don't drink coffee, i drink tea. >> jimmy: yeah >> i'm a tea drinker and he's always like "daddy's tea? daddy's tea? "yeah, daddy's tea." "hot?" "it's hot, yes." >> jimmy: be careful." >> the other morning, i'm sitting there, and he goes - ♪ daddy's tea tea tea tea tea te daddy's tea te tea ♪ [ laughter ] i go, "wait a minute how do you know that?" >> jimmy: yeah >> like, did you just -- anyway, i took him to school later that day i said, "are you playing 'baby shark' at the school?" they said, "yeah, we play it all the time." i'm like, "great, you're killing me here. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm on a mission i'm trying to do something here good for the world
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>> yeah, exactly yes. >> jimmy: you realize, yeah, preschool, yeah. they're out of your hands now. they learn things that you don't teach them >> i know. >> jimmy: it's unbelievable. >> yeah. >> jimmy: well, i want to talk about "housewives. >> okay. >> jimmy: because, gosh, it's been on 15 years now >> yes, if you can believe it. [ cheers and applause thank you. i mean, we're now -- we've got eight going. we launched "salt lake city" last year. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: which is great >> people love - >> jimmy: that was great but told me though - >> yes >> jimmy: -- you told me when this last one started filming, i said, "dude, i'm telling you, 'beverly hills.' >> oh, my god. we're in the middle of probably best season of "beverly hills" in many years. >> jimmy: yeah >> very exciting >> jimmy: if you guys want to get into a show right now, get into "real housewives of beverly hills. >> yes >> jimmy: because it's -- the reunion -- i cannot - >> well, guess what? i have news about the reunion. [ audience ohs ] oh, i like it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, this is the way -- >> the reunion isn't one part, it's not two parts, james. >> jimmy: what
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>> it's not three parts, james >> jimmy: what >> it's a four part reunion! >> jimmy: four part reunion! oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ♪ it's not one part. >> no. >> jimmy: it's not two parts >> no. no >> jimmy: a four part reunion. >> yes >> jimmy: wow. >> yes yeah >> jimmy: it's that juicy. >> it's that juicy >> jimmy: wow. >> yes it's incredible. we've got -- we don't want to leave any content on the floor >> jimmy: well, here's good news about you, 'cause after all these years of you doing these reunions, they trust you to go for it and ask the questions that we all want to hear, and that's why i like it >> i hope so >> jimmy: that's why we love you -- >> thank you >> jimmy: -- because you don't hold back. you go, "yeah. >> thank you >> jimmy: "no, i'm going to ask you. [ cheers and applause >> thank you >> jimmy: respectfully - >> by the way, we've got the definitive book about "the real housewives" coming out from andy cohen books in october. it's an oral history of "the real housewives," every city, over 100 people interviewed. it's a great book. it's called "not all diamonds and rose." >> jimmy: "not all diamonds and rose." >> yes
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and it's available for preorder now, i should mention that >> jimmy: yeah >> yes [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: "not all diamonds and rose." >> yes read this up yes. >> jimmy: does it blow your mind when people just come up to you and be like, "you've got to give me the scoop." like, do you know when people are a fan of you -- of - >> you know what there's a -- there's a familial feeling that i see in people's eyes when they come up, yeah >> jimmy: i just saw somewhere rihanna is a big fan >> rihanna is a big fan. yeah, i remember meeting her at the met ball a few years ago, and she just had this look in her eye, and i was like, "oh, yeah, rihanna. she's awesome. >> jimmy: she's a fan. >> yes >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah. >> jimmy: i want to play a new game with you. >> oh, i can't wait. >> jimmy: because i -- first of all, thank you for continuing to do your show. i don't know if i said this out loud, but during the pandemic we all needed you to do it and you did it from home and i love it and - >> thank you, and you. >> jimmy: the shotski -- the shotski remains. >> yes we were doing the virtual shotski, which was odd but now we are back to doing the shotski in the studio.
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>> jimmy: it's a great show. [ cheers and applause "watch what happens live" is a a great show >> thank you >> jimmy: we're going to play a new game called "who said it?" with andy cohen when we come back. stick around come on back [ cheers and applause ♪ [ "the addams family" theme playing ] ♪ they're nice but irritating ♪ ♪ their excitement can get grating ♪ ♪ they're dressed for pastry baking ♪ ♪ the progressive family ♪ ♪ they're helpful but annoying ♪ ♪ they always leave us snoring ♪ ♪ accidents are boring with the progressive family ♪ so... when do you all go home? never! we're here for you 24/7. how terrifying. protection so good it's scary. "the addams family 2" playing october 1st. new klondike cones. experience the chocolate tip. examine the full sauce core. bask in a downpour of peanuts. ♪♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. i'm hanging out with andy cohen now. [ cheers and applause andy, nobody knows "the real housewives" franchise like you the name of the book is it's "not all diamonds and rose"? >> correct >> jimmy: there you go preorder right now but look -- there's a very -- out there on these shows, and we want to put you to the test this is a game called "who said it?" here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ tell 'em who said it tell 'em who said i yeah ♪
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>> jimmy: now here's how it works. i'm going to read you real quotes from any "real housewives" show, any one. >> okay. >> jimmy: and you have to tell me who said it >> okay. is there a prize [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pride. >> pride >> jimmy: pride, yeah. >> yeah, i will say if i mess this game up, i will do a major walk of shame home to my place >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah. it'd be terrible >> jimmy: almost like me when i went on your show and you did this with grateful dead songs. >> and you aced it [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i was pressured. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: thank you. i appreciate it. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right, ready the first quote is, "you smell like hospital. >> yes, that was said by mary m. cosby from the "real housewives of salt lake city." sunday nights on bravo >> jimmy: let's see who said it let's see who said it. >> and i said, "you smell like hospital." [ ding ] >> jimmy: that is correct. that is correct. [ applause ] all right, one for one all right, quote, "who is hunkydory? >> "who is hunkydory?" said kathy hilton on "the real
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housewives of beverly hills. >> jimmy: let's show it. [ cheers and applause >> just sit there and pretend like everything is great and hunkydory when it's not. >> who is hunkydory? [ cheers and applause [ ding ] ♪ >> it's so good. >> jimmy: "who is hunkydory? kathy hilton >> it's so good. >> jimmy: she is brilliant >> how dare anyone think this show is scripted >> jimmy: no, exactly. [ laughter ] >> who could -- what writer's room could come up with this brilliance >> jimmy: that's correct this one i think you're going to get, but i love her and i love this. here's the quote "you're making a mountain out of a hole mill." [ laughter ] >> well, i do know that that is ramona singer. >> jimmy: there we go. >> i'm thinking you're making a bigger mole -- no, not a bigger mole. >> mountain out of a mole hill >> yeah, you're making a a mountain out of a hole mill. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: hole mill. ♪ >> mountain out of a hole mill yes. >> jimmy: all right, ready >> yeah. >> jimmy: the last quote is, "i felt the need to tug on her wig. i did not try to pull it off i did not want to pull it off. i just wanted to shift it a little bit." [ laughter ] >> one of the all-time greats
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from "the real housewives of atlanta," sheree whitfield [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that is correct. let's take a look. you did it >> i felt the need to tug on her wig. i did not try to pull it off i did not want to pull it off. i just wanted to shift it a little bit [ ding ] >> and shift it she did. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: undisputed champion andy cohen, everybody. his show "watch what happens live" is on bravo. we're talking to alessia cara after the break. stick around everybody [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪♪ come on, get your motor running ♪♪ you just head out on the highway ♪♪ looking for some tchotchkes ♪♪ and whatever comes our way ♪♪ yeah darlin, go make it happen mí amor, take the world in a love embrace ride all of your love at once and explode into space... ♪ born to be wild ♪ start your california road trip and ♪ >> jimmy: our next guest is a grammy winning and
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multiplatinum selling artist her newest album "in the meantime" is out today everyone please welcome, alessia cara ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: alessia cara >> sorry not used to the heels. i almost tripped on the -- >> jimmy: i would have caught you. i would have caught you. >> thank you >> jimmy: don't worry about. the album is out >> i know. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> it's crazy. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: "in the meantime," is the name of the album. it's beautiful i was telling you, i love the unboxing intro and you told me that's you playing drums in it? >> it is yeah, yeah, it's me playing the drums. >> jimmy: you're so good >> my friend john levine was like "you should play on this. and i was like, "okay. so i did >> jimmy: it's fantastic i love it. [ cheers ] >> my drumming debut >> jimmy: i was complimenting the drums. i like how it got faster and you're like, "actually, that's me. >> that's actually me. >> jimmy: yeah, no, you're - >> if the roots ever need an
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extra -- >> jimmy: yeah, we can always get you in there [ laughter ] always "shapeshifter," you released, has an interesting story behind that where did you record that? >> so i recorded "shapeshifter" -- well, for anyone who knows me, personally, or even not. i mean, i say this every interview. i love amy winehouse and so, i was in this producer, he's a legend. i mean, not this producer, he's salaam remi. he's legendary and i was in his house i had one day off in miami to go and work with him and i went to go to his house. and he has, like, a little home studio, and he, like, played it down, whatever and then, when we go there, he starts showing me around his studio and i knew he was collaborator of amy's but i didn't know that they had written, like, all the music in that house. so, he's showing me around and he's like, "so this is where she wrote, like, 'back to black'" and "this tree is where she wrote 'tears dry.' and i'm, like, trying to like act normal, like, yes! i'm a peer i'm a peer wonderful. >> jimmy: "yeah, i'm a peer. what?" >> i was freaking out. >> jimmy: like, "can i climb that tree? i'll be right back." >> yeah, literally i took a photo beside it of course
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>> jimmy: you had to >> it was -- this was the craziest thing i mean, not only do i love him which is, like, such a huge deal to work with him. but, then knowing that it was in the environment where they made those phenomenal, you know, songs. >> jimmy: that's pretty cool >> yeah. >> jimmy: it starts with nothing. it's a blank piece of paper. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and it ends up a song we are all singing we all know all the words to >> it's crazy. >> jimmy: it's just a bizarre thing. it's so -- well, it's such a a talent >> thank you >> jimmy: do you remember the first -- do you remember the first time you were at a show and someone was singing your words back to you? >> yeah, actually. funnily enough, it was in new york yeah, i did a little show at the knitting factory it was, like, 200 people maybe just under 200 people. and it was like my first sold-out show, and i was like freaking out i was like, "wow," like, "i've made it. all these people are like here to see me. and i sang "here", my first song >> jimmy: yep. >> and they were like the singing words back and it was like such a bizarre thing that people left whatever they were doing in their day to like see me play and then also, like, that they knew the words it was like the craziest -- it was such a trip. >> jimmy: that's so cool >> that's such a cool -- yeah. >> jimmy: and you know what's -- you keep going up and up and up. >> thank you
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>> jimmy: i also get to hear your voice on the -- it's "the blade runner", the new show on adult swim >> yeah, yeah. "black lotus", it's crazy. >> jimmy: yes. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's pretty wild >> that's so awesome, yeah super exciting >> jimmy: 'cause you have done soundtracks, but i mean, to do the actual theme - >> yeah, it's a -- it's a lot of my voice. i'm sorry. anyone who doesn't like me is going to have to, like, "skip, skip." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the tough thing is that we, actually, all love your voice >> oh, thank you >> jimmy: so yeah, so yeah >> thanks. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: you're also actually in it as well. >> yes i am, yes so, they -- i guess they might have seen what i did with "the willoughby's." like, my first like, you know, animated debut and they asked if i wanted to play a character so she's like a jazz singer robot woman. [ laughter ] very different from jane in "the willoughby's. like totally different things. but yeah, they asked if i wanted to play her so i get to be on episode, which is so cool, too. yeah >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here's alessia cara in the new show "blade runner: black lotus. take a look at this. >> you didn't run. >> replicants don't live very long and sometimes i get impatient
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to see what happens next >> if life's so short, why spend it singing about emotions you can't understand >> what better use for a life than to explore the essential mysteries? isn't that why you do what you do >> jimmy: yeah [ cheers and applause alessia cara, everybody. "blade runner: black lotus" will be on adult swim later this fall. and alessia's album "in the meantime" is out now alessia's performing when we come back. stick around everybody [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: performing "best days" from her new album "in the meantime," once again, alessia cara
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[ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ so much harde to be honest with yourself a twenty something ♪ ♪ wish i knew what i'm becomin and felt the ground ♪ ♪ while i was on it hoping waiting on a moment not knowing if it's ♪ ♪ coming or it's going oo what if my best days are the days i've left behind ♪ ♪ and what if the rest stay the same for all my life
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i'm running with my eyes ♪ ♪ closed so it goes you live and then you di but the hardest pill to ♪ ♪ swallow is the meantime are the best days just the ones that we survive ♪ ♪ ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-oo ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ ah, a ooh-ooh-oo ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ ooh-ooh if i had known t fuel the fire ♪ ♪ i would've thrown m arms up higher would've held on ♪ ♪ a little tighte cause you don't know a thing you miss til ♪ ♪ it's behind you yea
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ooh, what if my best days ar the days i've left behind ♪ ♪ and what if the rest stay the same for all my life i'm running with my ♪ ♪ eyes closed so it goe you live and then you di but the hardest pill to ♪ ♪ swallow is the meantime are the best days just the ones that we survive ♪ ♪ ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-oo ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ ah, a ooh-ooh-oo ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ ooh-ooh yeah, yeah what if my best days are the days i've left behind ♪
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♪ and what if the rest stay the same for all my life what if the best days are ♪ ♪ the days i've left behind and what if the rest stays the same for all my life ♪ ♪ ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-oo ooh-ooh ♪ yeah, yeah, ooh ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness! that is how you do it. alessia cara [ cheers and applause catch her performing tomorrow in central park at global citizen live my thanks to andy cohen, alessia cara once again. [ cheers and applause "in the meantimes" out now thank you for watching, stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers.
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