right? that's what they always do. now, there are three new cast members you will meet this saturday. that's when "snl" returns for a new season. >> season premiere is this saturday? go he. >> yes. >> we like that. the host owen wilson -- i am laughing right now actually -- "saturday night live" 8:30 live. and then, if you miss it, 11:30 again saturday night here. >> that's going to do it for us. thanks for being with us. >> we will see you tomorrow. have a good night. >> bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring

jimmy fallon." tonight join jimmy and his guests - snoop dogg chris colfer musical guest mickey guyton, and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove: 1523. >> steve: and now here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause that's a crowd right there welcome, welcome, welcome, please have a seat, enjoy yourself. welcome, everybody welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause

i appreciate you being here. thank you for watching well, guys, this afternoon, president biden received his covid booster shot on camera in front of reporters when they offered biden the booster he said, "i'll take one in my arm and another for my approval rating. [ laughter and applause biden getting the booster shot wasn't too exciting. it was watching them try to roll up his sleeve right before - that's where all the action was. [ laughter ] take a look at this. this is real >> is that high enough [ laughter ] [ indiscernible ] >> jimmy: oh my gosh. [ laughter ] >> she's gonna get one but she's gonna get one, yes >> mr. president what, do you say to all the world leaders - [ laughter ] [ indiscernible ] >> jimmy: it's like -- >> steve: come one

>> jimmy: i changed a diaper and dressed a baby faster than that [ laughter ] it looked like she was torturing his arm for information. "who sent you? [ laughter ] after that one sleeve looked perfectly ironed, the other looked like he fell off a motorcycle going 80 miles an hour [ laughter ] later biden was checked for a hernia and tried rolling his pant legs over his waist [ laughter and applause eventually the secret service pulled the woman away when biden's arm popped out of its socket "that's more than enough." [ laughter ] rolling up his sleeve over your shoulder is impossible it's easier to get a casper mattress back in its packaging [ laughter ] "how did this arrive in this box? some covid news, yesterday the ceo of pfizer said that he believed that life will return to normal within a year. [ cheers and applause that's right that's right

by this time next year americans can go back to normal activities like storming area 51 and eating tide pods. [ laughter and applause that's what we were doing. that was our normal two years ago. those were the headlines yeah, the ceo of pfizer said he expects life to return to normal within a year and that's not all he said check out this news story that shared his full quote here >> the ceo of pfizer this morning is expressing some optimism by saying, quote, "i truly believe by next september we'll be able to do whatever we want go to the movie, go bowling, let a stranger sneeze in your mouth, anything is possible. i for one am going to get blitzed on white claw then play tongue chicken with randos at daytona beach. #fallasleep. #sloppyseptember [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: tongue chicken >> steve: i've never heard of tongue chicken >> jimmy: that can't be real >> steve: wow, i think that was a comical piece. >> jimmy: yeah, that must not be real. yeah

[ light laughter ] well guys, get this. this is real vladimir putin had to self-isolate after being exposed to covid right? so the kremlin released some photos of him on vacation to prove that he's feeling great. and i think it worked. here's a couple photos here. here's one of him sitting on a a rock [ laughter ] and here's another one of him leaning against a tree [ laughter ] it looks like he's in russia's newest reality show, "bachelor in siberia." [ laughter and applause he looks like a catalog model for l.l. borscht [ laughter ] he looks like a dad whose gift card to filson was about to expire "get me the outback. i'll take the waterproof jacket, too. [ laughter ] give me -- throw in the camouflage wallet. i can't let the animals see the real wallet in the woods [ laughter ] only problem with camouflage wallets is if i drop it.

[ laughter ] [ laughter ] i know you - [ applause ] i'm taking too much of your time." those look like photos you'd pose with the caption, "hey, guys, i'm taking a break from social media for awhile. [ laughter ] that's right russia released the pictures as soon as they were able to find a photographer willing to go into the siberian wilderness with vladimir putin. "yeah, i'm busy that weekend." speaking of world leaders, germany just held its federal election, which means that after more than 16 years in office german chancellor angela merkel will soon step down yep. merkel's staff loved her until she demanded they come to her good-bye zoom happy hour [ laughter ] no one likes that. meanwhile in her last few days before the election, merkel, this is real, she visited a park and decided to feed some birds. here's a photo, right? [ laughter ] and here she is a few minutes after. [ laughter and applause

that's every kid in line for the haunted house and then inside the haunted house you know what i mean yeah [ laughter and applause in hindsight, it might have been a mistake to wear a a perfume called stale bread [ laughter ] pronounced stale.e >> steve: stale. >> jimmy: yeah "stale bread." some more news from overseas this weekend south korea asked north korea to restore the emergency hotline between the two countries. when asked for comment, kim jong-un was like, "damn. everyone wants my digits now that i got a banging bod." [ laughter and applause >> steve: that's what he said? >> jimmy: that's the quote, apparently, yeah >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: north korea actually wants to restore the hotline, but every time they pick up the phone the entire country loses the internet [ laughter ] hey, you guys remember the spacex all tourist flight

earlier, a couple weeks ago? well, it turns out while they were in orbit an alarm in the cab soul went off due to a a suction problem with the toilet [ laughter ] they call their space plumber who said that he'll be there somewhere between the spring and winter solstice. [ laughter ] "can you narrow down anymore i got to work. yup, the crew had to be taught how to fix it. so basically, it was a bunch of nasa scientists saying, "this is mission control, have you tried jiggling the handle maybe? [ laughter ] meanwhile, you know one crew member kept trying to sell it like, "i swear it was broken when i walked in there." [ laughter ] "frank, there's only four of us in space it's all right." [ applause ] and get this, a new study found that regular sauna use has many of the same benefits as exercise [ audience oohs the only difference is i don't have to see eight strangers' testicles when i lift weights. [ laughter ]

>> steve: you don't have to. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i choose to, yeah and finally, this video made me -- you'll see two girls this missouri hit a squirrel with their car and they were so upset that they tried to try and save it this is real watch this >> oh, my god. oh, my god [ laughter ] oh my god. [ screaming >> jimmy: that's right [ laughter and applause turns out -- turns out the squirrel wasn't dead he was just in shock after she drove over his nuts. >> steve: hey. >> jimmy: we have a great show [ cheers and applause give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause

♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: everyone, it is monday we're excited to be back we've got a great week of shows ahead. jerry seinfeld will be here. [ cheers and applause jake gyllenhaal, maluma will be joining us [ cheers and applause and we'll have music from the flaming lips and g-eazy featuring demi lovato. [ cheers and applause >> steve: oh >> jimmy: a big week but first, what a show we have for you tonight. you can see him in the new series "bmf" on starz and he voices a character in the new animated movie "the addams family 2" in theaters friday snoop dogg is joining us >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: unbelievable i love that guy. plus, he has a new book called "a tale of sorcery,"

chris colfer is here tonight [ cheers and applause guy's amazing. fantastic. and we have a great in-studio performance from mickey guyton tonight. >> steve: oh whoo [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i love that. tariq, you did a great job at the tony awards last night i saw you there. [ cheers and applause >> tariq: thank you. thank you, thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: tariq, at the end of the tony's and freestyle love supreme was -- i thought they were fantastic >> tariq: yeah, yeah >> jimmy: they summed the whole tony award freestyle rapping at the end. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: like all those big moments. it was actually awesome. >> tariq: yeah it was pretty cool >> jimmy: i had to watch -- i needed some laughter and some joy because i was watching "squid game. have you seen this yet [ light laughter ] >> tariq: what >> jimmy: have you watch this yet? >> tariq: no, what is it >> jimmy: sounds like something you would recommend to me. >> tariq: i would recommend "squid game? >> jimmy: yeah >> tariq: okay, what is it >> jimmy: yeah, because it's something -- it's messing with my brain >> tariq: what is it >> jimmy: it's a drama

it's on netflix. it's like a korean show or something -- whatever and it's like people that are down on their luck they owe money or something like big money people want to kill you, you know so they are down on their luck some weird dude shows up and goes, "want to play a squid game?" [ laughter ] basically like that. i might be getting the dialogue a little bit wrong [ laughter ] >> steve: is it reality show >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: reality show >> jimmy: no, it's not basically says, "want to play squid game?" and you're so desperate you go, "yeah, i'll play squid game. [ laughter ] might as well. maybe at this location i'll pick you up in a van and see what happens." >> steve: always good. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: wake up in a a warehouse wearing a track suit and all the people that worked -- most bizarre show. and i've never -- so -- it's ultra violent and blood and everything >> tariq: i'll have check it out, man >> jimmy: no, that sounds like - [ laughter ] but i can't do that stuff. >> steve: i'm not gonna watch. >> jimmy: that's not me. i got to balance my brain out. >> tariq: yeah >> jimmy: then i watched the tonys, i saw tariq on the

tonys. >> steve: delightful >> jimmy: yeah, it was actually fantastic. i couldn't -- that was -- that's my reality to get away from everything. >> steve: "squid game" first, tariq second >> tariq: right. >> jimmy: i'm not done with "squid game. down nine episodes of "squid game." that's like five too many episodes for me. [ laughter ] >> steve: is it a reality show or is it a drama >> jimmy: no, no, no it could never be a reality show [ laughter ] it's one of the most violent things tariq always sends me these violent shows. he goes, "watch this me and the family love this. [ laughter ] >> questlove: that's what he said >> jimmy: and then i can't sleep. i can't sleep. you know, i dial 9-1 then i go to sleep >> steve: you're just ready to go [ laughter ] >> jimmy: just in case >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: just in case, you know what i'm saying i just press the other 1 and make sure i'm all ready to go. [ laughter ] oh, guys, before we go on i want to thank some of our sponsors for tonight's show. they don't always fit in the commercial breaks. we want to make sure that all -- that we mention all of the sponsors it's time for "tonight show sponsors." here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ tonight show sponsors tonight show sponsors ♪

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[ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. now we all love our pets, and every pet owner thinks that their pet is the best. well, i wanted to see if that was true, so it's time for, "why is your pet better than me?" here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ why is your pet better than me better than me ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: all right. let's meet our first pet hello there. hey, what's your name and where are you from >> hello, i'm florian and i'm from germany [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: whoa

i love that already. i love -- all the way from germany. thank you so much for being on our show i love that. already, i can see why your pet is better than me. [ laughter ] what is the name of your dog what kind of dog is that >> he's a five-year-old australian shepherd. and, yeah, he's pretty awesome >> jimmy: what -- is that his talent what is his talent >> his talent is he got all the trust in the world for me and even does a trust fall with me [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: oh, my god florian, what is your dog's name again >> morty >> jimmy: yeah, morty. all right. [ laughter ] can we see morty -- can we see morty do a trust fall with you this is hilarious. >> sure. >> jimmy: my gosh. wow! right there. that's amazing oh, my gosh. be careful, morty. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ♪

>> jimmy: wow! wow! morty! great job, morty you scored right there, buddy. thanks for coming on the show. all the way from germany, that's great >> thank you [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: let's meet our next pet right here oh, wow. [ audience aws ] must be sunny where you are. hello, what is your name and where are you from >> my name is jess this is cooper and we're from mission viejo, california >> jimmy: ah, mission viejo. [ cheers and applause >> yes >> jimmy: i love cooper's sunglasses can you tell me why is cooper better than me >> cooper can make a really good silly face. >> jimmy: oh, really oh, i'd love to see -- [ laughter ] he's really cute he's going to make a silly face all right, cooper, let's see this roots, can we get a drum roll, please [ drum roll >> okay, cooper, on the count of three, do your best silly face okay? one, two, three. [ laughter and applause ♪

>> jimmy: i love it. no, no, that's awesome i love you, and i love cooper. thank you, jess, for being on the show >> thank you [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: all right, cooper. good doggie. good doggie. hi, buddy. oh, yeah, good job good job, buddy. let's meet our next pet over here hello, what is your name and where are you from >> hey, my name is allison flake, and i'm from houston, texas [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: ah, hey, welcome thank you very much. we love houston. allison what is your pet's name >> his name is astro, for the houston astros >> jimmy: there you go astro. now, what is astro's talent? >> so, he can catch foam golf balls. >> jimmy: all right, i got to see this golf ball action. i love golf. roots, can we get a little music here ♪ >> astro, you ready? >> jimmy: kind of sitting there. [ laughter ] oh aye-yi-yi.

[ laughter and applause i love this cat. >> more? come on! >> jimmy: ready, bud yes! three for three. ♪ [ cheers and applause astro! i love that. good job, astro. allison, thank you so much for bringing him on. i really appreciate it good job [ cheers and applause let's meet our last pet here hello, what is your name and where are you from >> hello, my name is lindsey wadden, and we are from maple ridge in canada. >> jimmy: oh, hey. [ cheers and applause ♪ thank you so much, lindsey i think i have an idea what's going to happen but who is there with you, and what kind of dog is that >> this is ollie and he is a a seven-year-old border collie say hi >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. [ audience aws ] say hi that's cute already. oh, my gosh. now, don't even tell me the dog is going to play jenga is that true >> yeah, he's going to try [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is amazing. i would love to see this happen and this just happened, you have game night and he just

comes over and starts playing? >> yeah. we do. >> jimmy: yeah [ light laughter ] i love this already. roots, can we maybe get a drum roll [ drum roll okay okay, wait [ light laughter ] slow it down slow it down >> jimmy: want to -- >> gentle. yep, that one. get it get it good boy [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: yes. yes! yes! good job ollie, great job great job to all our talented pets if you think you have a pet that is better than me, i want to see it. go to thetonightshow.com/whyisyourpet to submit a video of your pet. thank you very much. stick around, we'll be right back with snoop dogg, everybody. come on back [ cheers and applause ♪

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are you turning 50 [ cheers and applause >> yeah, i'm about to be 5-0, man. >> jimmy: wow, you're about to be 5-0 and doing anything special for the birthday i'm assuming s ll for my 50th birthday party, so, you know, we're gonna be suited and booted [ laughter ] the way we do, we do [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's -- and how -- i wanted to ask you this question because i never have. i think when people hang out with you, they think that they should smoke weed with you or try to smoke or keep up with you, i think is that true do people just go up to you and go, "let's go for it let's see if i can keep up with snoop dogg?" [ laughter ] >> i mean, i filled a lot of hospital beds with those kind of people, jimmy [ laughter ] but this is a grown man's sport. i'm a heavyweight so - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know that's exactly right >> you step in the ring, you got to be prepared for all things and, i mean, a lot of times people want to do it but until they get in the ring, and they really understand what they're getting into >> jimmy: yeah, i would never even go near the ring.

[ laughter ] i would -- yeah. i know you too well. i wouldn't even remotely go near that. but i -- i -- i know -- i heard -- >> you know when i come down to your show in real life, when i'm really there, i blow the room out you be trying to move me to different floors and move me far away from you i think. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that is exactly -- that is so true that i can't believe it [ laughter ] we -- we actually tried to have you on a different floor because everyone has to work here, you know [ laughter ] i get worried. i get worried about -- i want to talk to you about -- you just joined def jam as an executive creative and strategic consultant you -- snoop dogg at def jam i love this idea, but how? and why did you want this? >> well, i was a fan of def jam records as a kid and, you know, no wonder the talent they have over there and the opportunity that was waiting on me i wanted to go over there and give a lot of opportunity to the artists over there to give some information, some wisdom

and some guidance from me. and also develop some new acts and give some opportunities. so def jam was the perfect place for me considering how much i love it, and how much it means to hip-hop and how it really needed somebody like me to come and change the energy of the building. so i'm over there for one reason -- to get the music back popping, and to make people feel like they're supposed to feel [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i love that you're at def jam. i love def jam i was such an important part of music. does that, maybe -- maybe hint at, maybe, a new snoop dogg album? >> yeah, we got an album coming out. it's called "algorithm." it'll be out in november - >> jimmy: whoa >> -- and it's featuring a lot of - [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: whoa that was more info than i thought i was going to get i thought you were just going to go, "yeah, maybe. [ laughter ] >> oh, yeah. also, jimmy, i got a def jam kids' album coming out this year, too. something for the kids, so, you know [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. that's -- that's why i love you, man we talked last time you were on the show we were saying, "what would you be if you weren't a rapper?" and i was trying to -- i was guess -- i guessed that you

would be a gamer i thought that might be what you would be, but you said that you would be a pastor. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, and -- [ laughter ] and now, here's -- >> some of the best preachers come from this -- from the wrong side to the right side that's why i say that. because when you tested, you give a testimony, and most preachers that are very good at what they do have the best testimonies because they've been through the storm they been through the worst, and they can give you understanding and explanation to what you're going through and what you're about to go through. >> jimmy: yeah, well, i totally agree with you that is actually - [ applause ] -- that's correct. but in this new show, "bmf," you actually play a pastor and i was like, "he did it he dreamed it. >> i'm a manifester, jimmy i'm one of those guys that they call the manifester, so i'm manifesting. >> jimmy: a manifester, dude that's what i'm saying >> i spoke on it and it came to life [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, it did. what does "bmf" stand for? >> black mafia family. >> jimmy: yeah >> that's an organization that

was very, very popular in atlanta in the early 2000s and detroit is where they originated there were brothers who started in the drug trade and made it very famous and launched a lot of careers and they were part of culture, style, fashion and their story is damn sure worth seeing. it's on the starz network on sunday nights, so you can check it out >> jimmy: yeah, i'll definitely check it out i love that, man [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: but then, here's what i love about you you do that, and then this friday, my kids cannot wait to see this "addams family 2" is coming out in theaters this friday. you are the voice of cousin itt. [ laughter ] no, you got to give -- you got to give -- you entertain everybody. all ages >> but you know what, jimmy? i think -- i'm a big kid i think we all have a little bit of kid in us, we just don't know how to express it i have a fun way of doing it by saying that i'm the biggest kid in the room. and i don't mind, you know, tapping into my kid side so when i do things like "the

addams family," amd get a chance to tap into doing voices for something that i know the kids are going to be affected by, it makes knee feel good to know that i can enter into their world and do something clean enough for them to, you know, actually be able to watch and listen to >> jimmy: yep, there you go. you always do. [ cheers and applause i want to show everyone a clip here's snoop dogg in "the addams family 2. take a look at this. >> ah, there he is the man we came to see [ engine revving ] ♪ ♪ ♪ where the ladies at he ladies where the ladies at hey ♪ ♪ ladies where the ladies a he yeah dog we got your back ♪ ♪ where the homies at homies where the gangsters at ♪ ♪ gangsters where the gangsters at yeah dog we got your back ♪ ♪ we own it like we want it and we beat it till we beat it ♪ ♪ and only you ca give it to u 'cause you know we need it ♪ ♪ >> good to see you, my bewhiskered cousin

you made it! [ speaking gibberish ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: snoop dogg, everybody. "the addams family 2" is in theaters on friday and "bmf" airs sunday nights at 8:00 p.m. on starz i'm challenging snoop to a a one-second rap quiz when we come back. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ limu emu & doug ♪ got a couple of bogeys on your six, limu. they need customized car insurance from liberty mutual so they only pay for what they need. what do you say we see what this bird can do? woooooooooooooo... we are not getting you a helicopter. looks like we're walking, kid. only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ little caesars new crazy calzony.

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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: my next guest is a a "new york times" best-selling author and a golden globe-winning actor his latest book is "a tale of

sorcery. it's available now ladies and gentlemen, please welcome chris colfer [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> whoo! >> jimmy: chris. >> oh, it's so good to be out of my house. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, with a full audience how's that feel? come on. >> yeah, oh, my god. it feels so good >> jimmy: it does, right >> i didn't know how much i needed it. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: we need it i want to get into the book but i have a bigger thing i want to talk to you about. this is very exciting for me because i -- this is real you -- >> oh, we're going in. >> jimmy: we're going to go in [ laughter ] you had an experience with a a ufo. >> yes, i did. i did.

yes. so - >> jimmy: walk me through it what -- did you know that you were going to have this experience >> i did not know, as many people don't [ laughter ] but, yeah, so i am a huge alien, paranormal conspiracist it's my hobby. i love that more than anything in the world >> jimmy: yeah >> and i was just -- i was in the middle of hollywood and i was walking down santa monica boulevard. >> jimmy: nighttime, daytime >> daytime middle -- middle of the day. >> jimmy: daytime ufo? >> daytime ufo, yeah [ laughter ] and so i just saw this thing hovering in the sky and i remember looking up thinking, like, "this can't be real. like, "i want this too much. you know >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah [ laughter ] >> you know, like -- >> jimmy: yeah, come on, yeah. >> there's no -- i whipped out my camera and it was like a cylinder shape and it was not moving with the wind it was moving kind of like -- kind of like -- almost like a dog's tail just like this, just hovering, you know, several hundred -- above me >> jimmy: this is a ufo. >> yeah, so it was -- okay, i'm trying to do this -- this is gonna look phallic [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. >> basically like this

>> jimmy: yeah >> am i turning you on >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] so, wait, it's not this way. >> it was not this way no, no it was - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: get your mind out of the -- >> it was happy to see me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we're talking about ufos here. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so like almost missile like >> missile -- yes, that's a great way of putting - yeah and it was very -- it wasn't a a balloon because it was very bottom heavy like myself [ laughter ] and so - >> jimmy: give me that >> so anyways -- yeah, so i caught a video of it and, yeah, i think we have it. >> jimmy: chris brought the video. this is unbelievable this is real footage of chris colfer's ufo sighting. take a look at this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i see it wait i see -- >> i mean -- very creepy. [ laughter ] yeah so i think -- yeah thank you. [ applause ] yeah

>> jimmy: that's wild that you saw it, and you thought enough to bring your phone out. >> right, right. and i sent it to everyone i knew and, like, you would have thought i won like a pulitzer, because everyone was like, "oh, chris, congratulations [ laughter ] you've been working for this for so long. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it finally happened! >> god has a plan. god has a plan [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "god has a plan. and i believe it i believe it was a ufo i want to talk about your book, "a tale of sorcery." this is your 18th book >> mh-hmm. >> jimmy: congrats on these. how much time -- they take up all your -- this is years of work >> yeah. >> jimmy: and do you have, like, deadlines you have to get to >> lot of deadlines, yeah. and yeah, no, it is a lot of work and it requires so much self-discipline. and i think -- i'm wrapping up -- it's a trilogy, and i'm wrapping up the trilogy and i think i'm ending it on a nice spot i think i'm going to take a little bit of a break from writing and just, you know, let the muscle kind of relax a a little bit and also, like, this weird thing happened i was at a bar and this man came over, and just started

flirting with me like aggressively flirting with me and offered to get me a a drink and all this stuff and i politely declined because i'm taken and he's like, "oh, that's okay. by the way, i loved your books when i was a kid." [ laughter ] and i said, i said -- i said, "okay, that's not possible because the first one came out nine years ago and that would have made you -- and he goes, "11." [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. >> and it was really traumatic so i think i'm going to take a a little break [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: that spooked you you go "that's it. i'm done i got to take a little break." >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i understand i understand >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: but these are great books, i mean, you got to be -- you have to be proud of what you've done. >> oh, thank you yeah, i am and i know, like, a lot of people told me i could never do this because of who and what i was. so i am very proud that i'm able to show kids that someone like us, someone like me can -- can do it, and i'm really proud of how many other kids i've inspired to write. because i know how therapeutic writing was for me growing up,

and it was a constant escape whenever you needed one. so, yeah, i'm really happy i'm encouraging kids to put pen to paper. >> jimmy: on behalf of all the parents, thanks for doing all this stuff we love these books. >> thank you so much >> jimmy: read [ cheers and applause >> thank you >> jimmy: get your kids out there reading. chris colfer, everybody! "a tale of sorcery" -- [ cheers and applause is available now it's out, today. we'll be right back with a a performance from mickey guyton. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: performing "lay it on me" from her new album, "remember her name," please welcome mickey guyton. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ i feel it in the ai i can see through your smoke and mirror baby let your heart ♪ ♪ be nake i'm right here come meet me on other side and make it rain in ♪ ♪ this burning hous pouring down til the sun comes up i'm right here ♪ ♪ i want your goo your bad your ugly

i want the truth and all your lies ♪ ♪ i want your perfectly imperfec lay it on me tonight i want the light that ♪ ♪ fills the darknes give me your heave and then your hell i wanna show you that ♪ ♪ you're worth it lay it on me tonight slow dancin' o a tight rope ♪ ♪ i let your wall crash down no i ain't tryin to be your savior ♪ ♪ but i'm right her oh i'm right her i want your good your bad your ugly ♪ ♪ i want the truth an all your lie i want you perfectly imperfect ♪ ♪ lay it on me tonigh i want the light tha fills the darkness give me your heaven ♪

♪ and then your hel i wanna show you tha you're worth i lay it on me tonight ♪ ♪ ooh-ooh-ooh whoa-who ooh-ooh-oo lay it on me ♪ ♪ ooh-ooh-ooh whoa-who lay it on me tonight ♪ ♪ ♪ just lay it on me i want your good ♪ ♪ your bad, your ugly i want the truth and all your lie i want your ♪ ♪ perfectly imperfect lay it on me tonight ooh-ooh-oo whoa-whoa ♪ ♪ ooh-ooh-ooh lay it on me ooh-ooh-oo

whoa-whoa ♪ ♪ lay it on me tonigh i want the light tha fills the darkness give me your heaven ♪ ♪ and then your hel i wanna show you that you're worth it lay it on me tonight ♪ ♪ lay it on me tonight ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> thank you so much >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. oh, my gosh. mickey guyton. "remember her name" look at that, a standing o that's wonderful that's awesome oh, my gosh. thank you so much. oh, my gosh. "remember her name" is out now my thanks to snoop dogg, chris colfer, mickey guyton, once again [ cheers and applause great job. and, of course, the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania right there. hey, roots thank you, everybody, for watching stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers.

good night, everybody. thank you. [ cheers and applause ♪ actor miriam margolyes an all-new "closer look, featuring the 8g band with nick baglio. and now, seth meyers >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers and this is "late night. we hope you're doing well. and now, let's get to the news former president trump released a letter, last week, urging texas governor greg abbott to audit the results of the 2020 election. and said, quote, "we're quickly running out of time.