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okay, people's choice awards are tomorrow. it is going to be a star-studded affair. among the stars, vallejo native and academy award winning singer h.e.r. will take the stage to perform. a tribute to marvin gaye in honor of the release of that iconic record, what's going on. the award show will be hosted by kenan thompson. ♪ what's going on ♪ >> and you can watch the people's choice awards tomorrow night right here on nbc bay area. >> going to the newsroom listening to that. thanks for joining us tonight. have a great day tomorrow. >> bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, in the
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heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show" starring jimmy fallon tonight join jimmy and his guests - jonah hill tig notaro musical guest dan anshay and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1565 >> steve: and now here is jimmy fallon ♪ [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: oh my goodness wow, thank you please enjoy yourselves. welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. thank you for watching [ cheers and applause
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well, guys, let's get to some news here. today, the biden administration announce a diplomatic boycott of the beijing winter olympics over human rights concerns in china. that's right u.s. athletes are still competing but the politicians will not be there. [ laughter ] [ applause ] nothing will convince china to change their ways like not sending the secretary of agriculture to the olympics. [ laughter ] when the news broke, everyone's mom was like, the oiled up flag bearer from tonga will still be there, right [ laughter ] oh it's different from our last olympic diplomatic boycott which was just mike pence refusing to watch men's doubles luge "mother, turn the channel. mother, turn the channel." that's right president biden will not attend the winter olympics. biden said "if i want to watch something speeding down hill, i'll catch a documentary on the cuomos." [ laughter ]
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>> steve: what >> jimmy: he said that >> steve: who said that? >> jimmy: wow! >> steve: meow >> jimmy: well, here's some good news. dr. fauci said that the first data on the severity of the omicron variant is encouraging yeah, that's what passes for good news in 2021. [ laughter ] the new deadly virus variant is only worrisome people are like, "this calls for a tepid uncertain celebration. [ laughter ] yep, it's encouraging. which is positive enough to continue with your holiday plans, but vague enough to make spend the entire time freaking out. you're like, "did someone sneeze did someone sneeze?" [ laughter ] get this, according to new research, americans have experienced a rise in blood pressure during the pandemic you know things are bad when you go to cvs and the blood pressure machine is on lipitor [ laughter ] meanwhile, i read that 17 people on a norwegian cruise ship that docked in new orleans have tested positive for covid a company spokesman said,
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"we're all concerned and pretending to be shocked by this disturbing news." [ laughter ] on the bright side, norwegian promised customers out of all the cruise lines on get covid on, they're definitely still the cheapest [ laughter ] that's right that's right [ applause ] the outbreak was serious though when other passengers found out, they immediately started using their shirts to lift the tongs at the buffet. they were like - [ laughter ] did you guys see this? this is real over the weekend, hawaii was hit with a blizzard. that's right a blizzard in hawaii it's basically a push notification from god about climate change like, "hey hey, wake up!" [ laughter ] seriously, you know climate change is a problem when the forecast is like "it's going to snow three inches on the river of lava. [ laughter ] i feel bad for the people who haven't vacationed in the two years because of covid and now
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they decided to go to hawaii they're like, "you've got to be freaking kidding me, man what?" [ laughter ] hey, i saw that amazon is releasing an hour-long special about william shatner's trip to space called "shatner in space. [ laughter ] he promised to answer the burning question that everyone has. "what's the opposite of a documentary about the beatles? [ laughter ] yeah, the amazon special will stream for an hour just like shatner at 2:00 a.m. [ laughter ] ♪ you can see that from space. you can see that joke from space. come on! >> steve: low marks. >> jimmy: you can -- well, this went viral. there was a pretty rough weather at the chicago bears game yesterday, right? and one fan was having a little trouble putting his poncho on but -- watch this >> you said that you really have a couple of opponents you've got the field you've got the weather, and it is starting -- i mean, obviously, you see it coming down i really walked this field before the game. it was in great condition.
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i barely saw any little divots or holes and it looked great. matt schrieder told me it's the best that he's seen it but you can really see the water kind of standing on the field right now. i actually just saw a referee slipped. so, it is getting a little muddy down here. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah i didn't know grimace from mcdonald's was a bears fan, but i -- [ laughter ] that was so entertaining the players called a time-out just so they can watch him put it on. [ laughter ] when they cut back later, the guy was just passed out in his seat with a bag over his head. [ laughter ] i love how -- i love how everyone around him was like, "he must go on this journey alone. [ laughter ] and finally, i heard about a a man who jumped out of a southwest airplane geez a man who jumped out of a southwest airlines plane while it was still moving on the runway when asked to comment, southwest said, "see this is why we duct tape our customers to their seats." [ laughter ] we have a great show give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: it is monday and + we're excited to be back we've got a great week of shows ahead. nicole kidman will be here dua lipa pete davidson. miley cyrus will be here this week [ cheers and applause but first, what a show we have for you tonight. he stars in the new movie "don't look up" in select theaters friday and on netflix december 24th. my man, jonah hill is here [ cheers and applause that's right plus, she's heading out on a a brand new stand-up tour called "hello again. tig notaro is here tig notaro [ cheers and applause and we got great music, holiday music from dan and shay. [ cheers and applause dan and shay are here tonight.
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i have a big announcement to make >> steve: what's that? >> jimmy: it's a giant, giant deal i'm very excited about this. i -- so, i've been working on a -- on a holiday song okay a comedy song. and you've worked on it. and the roots know, it's not easy to really - it takes time to write and produce and mix and do all of the stuff. so i've been working on this i got -- i'm working on different songs. they're funny. but then i got one song. i'm in electric lady studio here in manhattan. after the show, i go there from like 7:00 to midnight and just hang out and just try to write and things so, you see people in the building who are there and stuff. so, they go, "why don't you meet with this producer, a guy named edo and allday these two producers. and they know how to write music. so i get to these guys and we write this song. and i think it's something [ light laughter ] i think we could have something. >> steve: whoa >> jimmy: i've never written a a song where we i go like, "we got something. >> steve: whoa >> jimmy: i go, "that's funny" or whatever. but this one, i go, "this is something.
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so i go to the record label that i went to at michelle anthony's house and monty lipman was there and i played the song for them the heads of the label i played the song. it's a demo. i play it, listen to it. loud the kids were there. the song ends. quiet. no one says anything >> steve: oh [ laughter ] >> jimmy: monty stands up. he goes, "you got a hit. [ cheers and applause so you know monty, right >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: so i go, "now what do we do? cause it's, you know - so anyways, i'm like - it's basically about like how last year was just rough on everybody and you know, i wanted to say, it's going to get better it really is going to get better trust me and how can i portray that and also think of the funny things happened while we were in lockdown. you know, putting purell on everything or you know, going on to zoom. zooming your grandpa -- grandma. and seeing where the wi-fi works best
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so i write this song they go, "well our dream is arianna grande to do the song. i go, "wow, good luck. i mean, but whatever she's the greatest i mean, she's gorgeous she can sing like an angel she's funny. we've had her -- we've been friends since "late night," you know, ariana - so, i go, "well, why not let's just go out to her and see if she wants to do it. we go out to her we don't hear her back okay, good but whatever, i know she's fine i see her on "the voice. she's fine i get a text from arianna. "jimmy, i love the song. i'm in." [ cheers and applause i mean the song with - >> questlove: i want to hear this >> jimmy: i know, i know i got to tell you the story. it's great so, like, maybe two months ago, the song is nothing. it just wouldn't go anywhere i didn't know. we didn't hear back from anything i go, "i guess it just won't come out it's just the way life works okay." arianna says, "i'm in. i'm out in l.a i'm doing "that's my jam." she goes, "i'm in, i'm recording tomorrow at the studio." records her track. does backing vocals. my song sounds better than it was.
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>> steve: oh >> jimmy: it's unbelievable. i go, "this is unbelievable. she goes, "who going to do the rap on the song? cause on the demo, i rap [ laughter ] i was hoping - >> steve: hey, don't laugh >> jimmy: i was hoping -- i was hoping she'd say," no, jimmy, you can do the rap." [ laughter ] she goes, "maybe we should see if meg wants to do the rap." i'm like, "megan thee stallion?" she's like, "yeah. i got to hang up the phone hold on. it's like freaking out so, i'm getting sweats, and i'm freaking out i go, "now, this is a real song." text megan thee stallion megan thee stallion goes, "i can do a song with my besties, arianna and jimmy? i'm in when do we shoot the video?" i go - [ cheers and applause dude, quest, i didn't tell you that stuff so i'm out dude, this all happened in like a month. >> questlove: okay >> jimmy: i didn't tell you this because - i mean, you got your own stuff you're, you know >> questlove: yeah, you know >> jimmy: summer so -- >> questlove: can't do everything >> jimmy: yeah, we all get - we're lucky to get to do these things
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but -- so anyways, we recorded a song and the video is called, "it was a (masked christmas)." arianna grande megan the stallion [ cheers and applause it drops tonight it drops tonight at midnight [ cheers and applause tonight! i'm freaking out like this is major like, i'm seriously, really seriously reacting just like this because this is major i'm on an actual record label with real stars. like, the biggest of the bigs. "stunner." megan the stallion i mean, it's -- and i get to debut it it's out midnight. so, whatever you stream music on, put it on repeat whatever you can do to help me [ laughter ] put it on a playlist send to it grandpa i would love it. thank you all the radio stations for playing it. but it's out at midnight but right now they're allowing us to debut it a world premiere tonight on our show, tonight. [ cheers and applause so please enjoy my new song, "it was a (masked christmas)" by me, arianna grande, and megan thee stallion. here we go [ cheers and applause
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♪ >> what's up, y'all. it's megan thee stallion arianna grande and jimmy fallon y'all know what time it is it's time on get those boosters ♪ it was a mask christmas we stayed in the house ♪ ♪ we covered our nose and covered our mouth ♪ ♪ but it's christmas time we'll be in line for a booster ♪ ♪ it was mask christmas we up in our zoom ♪ ♪ i can only get wifi in the laundry room ♪ ♪ but it's christmas time we'll be in line for a booster ♪ ♪ i need somebody to hold tonigh cause it's gonna snow ♪ ♪ i need somebody
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to hold me tight and never let go ♪ ♪ so swear that you're coming home ♪ ♪ you know it's christmas eve ♪ ♪ last year we were here alone ♪ ♪ don't tell nme this year's the sam the same ♪ ♪ it was a mask christmas we stayed in the house ♪ ♪ we covered our nose and covered out mouth ♪ ♪ but it's christmas time we'll be in line for a booster ♪ ♪ it was a mask christmas we up in our zoom ♪ ♪ i can only get wifi in the laundry room ♪ ♪ but it's christmas time we'll be in line for a booster ♪ ♪ this christma i'ma make it count ♪ ♪ no more quarantin on the couch yeah ♪ ♪ this year hang that mistletoe ♪ ♪ i'ma kiss everybody that i know ♪
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♪ this year's different you can tell ♪ ♪ deck those hall and jingle bells ♪ ♪ put purel on everythin ♪ turkey egg no candy cane ♪ ♪ hey h there's a good chanc of snow ♪ ♪ hey h somebody wip rudolph's nose ♪ ♪ ho he i promise we'll be okay ♪ ♪ cause we're in line for a booster ♪ ♪ it was a merry christma we stayed in the house ♪ ♪ we covered our nose covered our mouth ♪ ♪ but it's christmas time we'll be in line for a booster ♪ ♪ it was mask christmas we up in our zoom ♪ ♪ i can only get wifi in the laundry room ♪ ♪ but it's christmas time we'll be in line for a booste for a booster ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause
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>> jimmy: come on! come on! yes! thanks to our great director, dan opsal. thank you to arianna grande. thank you to megan thee stallion. "it was a (masked christmas)" available at midnight. spread the word, everybody oh, my god hey, we have exactly ten shows before we go on christmas break, which means it is time for that beloved "tonight show" tradition. it's time for "12 days of christmas sweaters." here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ 12 day's of christmas sweaters 10 days left ♪ >> jimmy: that's right every show between now and christmas we'll be giving one lucky audience member an outrageous christmas sweater [ cheers and applause from the countdown to christmas cabinet. since there are ten days left, let's open door number ten here we go >> well, actually, actually, i thought, you know, before we open it, that we actually talk to the audience and see if you guys have any questions about the show, how it's made or anything about me?
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>> jimmy: doreen, doreen it's time for the sweaters here we go >> okay, sure. >> jimmy: let's get the sweaters here we go, number ten whenever you're ready, doreen. go for it. oh look at that right there beautiful. yeah, very nice. it's a christmas sweater that is gorgeous look at that claus. [ cheers and applause wow! want to turn it around let's see it oh, it's a cardigan. oh, it's a cardigan. uh-oh! now let's see who is going home with tonight's sweater everyone look agent your seat number if i call your number, come on down quest, can i get a drum roll, please [ drum roll who wants a sweater? it's - 314! yeah, come on! ♪ yeah, put the bag down
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get rid of that bag. get down here. oh, welcome! congratulations. thank you very much for being here congratulations. what is your name? >> karen sellers >> jimmy: karen. where are you from, karen? >> centennial, colorado. >> jimmy: colorado it just started to snow in colorado >> no, it happened in hawaii >> jimmy: it's perfect timing. can you try on the sweater would you like the try it on i think we all love -- [ cheers and applause this is going to be great. karen, it's perfect. i can already tell doreen, help when you can. ♪ wow! look at this come on! [ cheers and applause you're a supermodel. it looks fantastic thank you so much! congratulations to our winner. stick around we'll be talking to jonah hill after the break. come on back, everybody. you look great [ cheers and applause ♪
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in the new movie, "don't look up," which is in select theaters friday and on netflix december 24th. everyone please welcome jonah hill [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: ah >> is that -- is that the best director of the year right there? >> jimmy: oh, questlove! [ laughter and applause >> is that the best director of the god damn world holy [ bleep ], that movie was amazing man. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it really was great, right? >> respect yeah >> jimmy: it's great to see you. as always, i've missed you, pal. >> you too >> jimmy: it's always good to see you, man doesn't that feel good, huh? the audience they're going -- >> no. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: it doesn't it doesn't feel good >> well, i'm actually it feels great. it's nice to see all you guys.
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>> jimmy: i know they just announced this thing last week, sunday, that you're going to play jerry garcia in a movie with martin scorsese directing >> yes yes. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i love it. i think it's fantastic how did it come about? and -- >> this is a cool story that i'll tell if anyone is watching that needs to improve their voice of self-doubt in their heads. okay >> jimmy: we're all listening. >> so, yeah. >> jimmy: we're all listening. >> so -- yeah, i'm sure. i do i suffer from it so covid started, i started my company, strong baby productions. shout-outs from baby productions. [ cheers and applause and we had just started the company. and i'm on instagram covid just started we're all stuck if our houses. and i see this picture of jerry garcia when he's young and i'm like, "wow, why has nobody done this why hasn't anyone made a movie i can play jerry garcia. and then i spent the next hour-and-a-half, like, talking myself out of it being like, "don't show anyone this don't say this you're going to sound insane you're not good enough you're not this. you're not that.
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and, you know, he's an icon. and that's just a picture. and i finally did the work in my head to go, "no, share it with your people you work with." so i sent it to my company and to my manager, rick, and -- and they were like, "this is a a great idea." and then rick manages martin scorsese. and we worked together on "wolf of wall street" and he said, "you know who would love this is martin scorsese." and my partner, matt, and i were like, "yeah, for sure that sounds great. [ laughter ] they're like, "yeah, i'm sure you -- yeah. they're going to like it a lot and we're like, "what is happening? and then marty said, "yes, he wanted to direct a movie about the grateful dead with me playing jerry garcia [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: so it goes from zero - >> it goes to, i shouldn't even send this because i am not valuable enough to even express an idea, to having your hero direct a movie about your other hero, you know >> jimmy: yeah [ light laughter ] >> and so it's a beautiful story. >> jimmy: actually, it's happening. oh, my goodness. >> yeah, so that's really cool, yeah >> jimmy: buddy, i can't wait for this [ cheers and applause i'm so excited for the writing, you know >> yeah, larry and scott, my
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favorite writers, who were, like, "people vs. larry flynt," and "ed wood" and stuff. they -- they're writing it now and -- and it's exciting let's hope it works out. >> jimmy: i'm so psyched for you, man >> thank you >> jimmy: you also directed this movie i want to, it's going to be on netflix. >> yeah -- >> jimmy: you were telling me backstage. explain this >> i directed my second movie. it's a documentary and it's about therapy in general and sort of getting therapy out to the masses of people whose families and cultures stigmatize it and who can't afford it. and it's through the prism of me and my therapist. my actual therapist. so it an insane idea [ cheers and applause it's an insane movie i'm pretty sure we deal with a a lot of how insane ethically it is for a patient to be making a movie about their therapist with them. [ light laughter ] but ultimately, the idea is to explore how therapy has helped me in my life and give that to as many people as possible would be awesome [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i love that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i love that. i want to talk about you new film >> "don't look up. awesome movie directed by adam mckay
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legend love mckay, dude >> jimmy: adam mckay is a genius he's brilliant i want to talk about it in the next segment but i want -- you brought something with you that you've been using on the -- >> on the press tour >> jimmy: on the press tour. now i do, kind of, know what this is. >> okay, so this is a really bad, like, eight-year-old style, old school fart machine it literally says, "fart machine #2" on it, okay? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's really funny. >> iand it's huge, and absurd, and crazy. [ laughter ] this is what it sounds like. >> jimmy: uh-huh >> this is how digital and dumb it sounds, okay? [ fart sounds [ laughter ] okay like funny for, like, a six-year-old maybe, right? >> jimmy: sure >> so did i a movie with julia louis-dreyfus. and she's the coolest. [ laughter ] and when i was saying, i'm going to be pressing this movie, "don't look up," with all these huge movie stars in it like leonardo dicaprio and meryl streep and jennifer lawrence and tyler perry, etcetera, etcetera, rob morgan
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and i'm like, "wouldn't it be funny if i'm with all these fancy people and i have, like, a really stupid three-year-old fart machine, right? [ laughter ] and so julia, being awesome, gets me this as a wrapped gift, okay and so i've been working with the machine for a few -- for a a few days now [ laughter ] and we did this big, fancy press conference and i did the fart machine when someone was talking about climate change and i -- i - [ audience ohs ] i hit the fart machine like that, right? my castmates did -- did not find it funny. [ laughter ] meryl streep being the og legend that she is did find it funny, which is why i ride with her any time day or night. >> jimmy: that's right meryl streep >> okay. >> jimmy: meryl streep, is what's up. >> so then, adam mckay, the director of this giant fancy film that is amazing, by the way, he says, "jonah --" he's a funny guy. you've known mckay forever and he goes, "jonah, you're going to get a kick out of this netflix, who made the movie, has, like, formally asked me multiple times to ask you formally to stop using the fart machine during press for the film."
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[ laughter ] like, they don't find it funny and they don't find it interesting. and i found that hilarious, right? so in that they have now formally asked me. i just want to say officially, i love you, netflix. i love working with you. i am a huge fan. i watch your streamer, but no corporate entity will ever silence my digital farts [ bleep ]. [ laughter and applause ♪ >> jimmy: more with jonah hill when we come back. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪ (dog barks) make your holiday dreams come true.
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enroll by december 31st. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we're hanging out with an incredible actor jonah hill, right here i -- [ cheers and applause the new movie is called, "don't look up. it's in theaters on friday and on -- on netflix december 24th. can you talk a bit more about what this movie is about it's very funny, by the way, but it's -- it's -- it's very, like, smart funny, i think, to me, like - >> yeah. it's -- it -- so adam mckay made this movie and leonardo dicaprio and jennifer lawrence play scientists who see a comet coming to destroy earth. and the world's gonna end in, like, six months so they take it all the way up to the president, who is played by meryl streep, and i'm her son and chief of staff, jason. [ laughter ] and -- and we deny the comet's
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existence. so adam is a brilliant guy and he's, kind of, very satirically dealing with some of these issues that have been massive, where it's, kind of, denial of science, let's say >> jimmy: how cool was it to act opposite meryl streep? >> it's so cool. and she's so cool. and everyone goes on talk shows and you're like, "this person's cool that person's cool." meryl streep's actually cool [ light laughter ] and she's the best actor in fact, i've been -- so we've been doing press for this movie, and in the interviews the past couple days, i keep saying, "oh, and you know, getting to work with meryl, she's the goat she's the goat which, if you know, stands for greatest of all time, right? that's, like, an acronym that you use for, like, michael jordan or jay-z or whoever, or, you know, whoever your goat is for whatever you're into. >> jimmy: yeah >> and meryl to me is the goat she's the greatest of all time so the whole week, i'm saying, "you know, working with meryl is the best. she's the goat she's the goat." and then today, we're doing a press conference and she's like, "you know, and jonah is so comfortable with me, he's been calling me a 'goat' all
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week." [ laughter and applause and -- and she's like -- and i'm like, "what the [ bleep ]? and i'm like -- i'm like -- and jennifer lawrence explained to her. 'cause she was telling jennifer about this how she -- and she's so cool, she wasn't even offended by it [ laughter ] she was just like, "i guess he, like, loves me and is calling me a 'goat.'" and -- and jennifer's like, "no, meryl. it stands for greatest of all time." so she was like, "hey, thanks for calling me the 'goat.' i thought you were calling me a goat this whole time." [ laughter ] and i was like, "meryl, you're, like, the greatest of all time." >> jimmy: and she's still cool about it yeah, she really is. meryl streep >> shout-out to the goat meryl streep [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's right, meryl streep >> yeah. >> jimmy: the greatest of all time it's very good it's very well written, very well acted, very well directed i want to show everyone a clip here's our pal, jonah hill, in "don't look up." take a look at this. >> dr. randall, you are now the chief science adviser to the white house. >> what? >> and as such, we need you to attend an emergency cabinet meeting where you will be fully debriefed. >> what about us >> you do not have clearance for this, sweetheart don't trip
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got you some crackers, some waters >> you don't need to throw it on the floor >> it's going to be three, four hours tops >> here, kate. i don't know why he's doing that >> here. >> what if we have to go to the bathroom >> we'll lay out some newspaper for you, grab you a can of febreze. [ laughter ] >> hey, short, sweet and simple science. >> yes >> i'll be back -- >> science tells the truth, randall. >> do you want to come >> yeah. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: what a jerk. >> yo, real quick. before we end, i'm not a a political man. but do i believe in climate change, and my girlfriend will kill me if i don't read this i just will say, i don't know how to deal with this stuff. it feels like mt. everest. you can call or email your congress person and ask them to support h.r. 794, the national climate change emergency that's it. very easy. if you're into it. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: you're welcome any time, buddy. i love you >> thank you, bro. thank you. >> jimmy: jonah hill, everybody.
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest is an emmy and grammy-nominated comedian who is going back on the road with a brand new stand-up tour called "hello again. please welcome america's sweetheart, tig notaro [ cheers and applause ♪
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>> standing ovation. >> jimmy: you got a standing ovation. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i'm excited to see you. it's interesting in your intro there, it kind of changed from earlier, but i introduced you as america's sweetheart. is that -- >> well, i just did a movie with reese witherspoon and ashton kutcher [ cheers ] >> jimmy: wow. >> and i think we all saw it coming but -- at one point, somebody referred to reese as america's sweetheart and she didn't take that title on. and i just -- i told her, "well, i guess i'll take it. [ laughter ] >> we always love when you come to visit us, and you brought us something interesting to me. this is -- you've been on the road you're doing your tour, "hello again. i just want to give you it a a little quick plug. pittsburgh, cleveland, detroit, columbus, ithaca, boston, washington, philly, portland, san francisco, new orleans - >> new orleans, chicago, madison. >> jimmy: chicago, madison, wisconsin. new york, new york >> new york city >> jimmy: yeah this is a big tour it's a big tour. [ cheers and applause >> there's even more i think there's 40 dates those are just -
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>> jimmy: wow! >> i think - >> jimmy: some dates right there. >> yeah, those are some. >> jimmy: but, you've been travelling a lot, and you've had some experiences let's just say that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: at the airport and you've taken photos, and you've brought the photos to our show >> yes >> jimmy: and can i show the photo first or do you want to talk about the situation >> well, i'll tell you, you know, we are in the middle of a pandemic and i was in between cities and i was hungry and so, i scoured the airport for a place to sit alone, away from everyone to be as safe as i could to take my mask off and eat. >> jimmy: yeah >> and i laid out all of my food on the seat next to me. and right as i started eating, and i'm telling you, the area was empty. show the picture [ laughter ] these are all empty seats. so are these [ laughter ] so are across from her >> jimmy: but right behind -
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>> so was the whole row that she was sitting in but she sat right there. right behind me. >> jimmy: this other photo is something that we can all help you with you brought us a problem that we can give you a solution >> i'm hoping. here's the thing i don't follow a lot of pop culture, and i'll be fair, you know, and honest and say, i'm not great at recognizing a lot of celebrities - >> jimmy: yes. >> -- because i don't follow a a lot of pop culture >> but you're america's sweetheart [ laughter ] >> i am america's sweetheart >> jimmy: yeah, yeah >> people follow what i'm doing. >> people follow -- oh, i understand >> yeah. >> jimmy: of course. of course. that's what they do, yeah. [ applause ] >> another standing ovation. so i was sitting on this flight, and everybody that walked on kept saying to the woman next to me, "oh, my gosh i'd know that face from anywhere." or even with a mask on "look at you i know that hair." and i was like, "who the hell is this?
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and of course, she had a mask on, and so, i snuck a picture and sent it to my wife and i was like, "who is this?" and then, she didn't know. and then, we sent it to everyone else that was celebrity obsessed nobody knows who this person is >> jimmy: and you didn't want to ask the person. you're not - >> well, no, halfway through the flight, there was a spider on her leg and i said, "oh, excuse me, you have a spider on your leg." and she said, "oh, my gosh thank you. and she brushed it off and i was like, "i don't know that voice [ laughter ] who is this person?" >> jimmy: all right, so you brought the photo. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and this is the person that was sitting next to you. and do we know who this? >> who is that please, call 1-800 - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let me see this here >> a grown up annie. [ laughter ] >> and whoever she is, please don't be upset with me >> jimmy: she has red hair >> and a widow's peak. >> jimmy: is it debra messing? >> no.
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i feel like deborah and i would -- let me look at this >> jimmy: yeah i have no clue, jenna fischer? >> it's america's sweetheart >> jimmy: what no, no, no it's not >> no, no. no, it's not jenna fischer >> jimmy: she's very pretty. very pretty. she looks like she's married that's a wedding ring. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so she's married >> she carries a yellow bag. >> jimmy: a yellow bag this last one, i don't even know if you want to set this up i'm just going to show the picture. >> well, i do want to say, this person wasn't -- >> jimmy: it's a tough situation. >> it wasn't that she was mean she just wasn't terribly friendly when we sat next to each other and i thought, i'm not going to be mean back but this is - >> jimmy: okay here's the photo here's the photo we blurred her face out. here's the photo this actually happened [ laughter ] what in the world? >> well, you know what >> what in the world happens in your life where this happens in your life?
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>> i was sitting there and this was obviously pre-pandemic and we had our masks off, and i started to see this happen and i was like, "oh, boy, uh-oh! [ laughter ] somebody's sleepy. and then, she went down. and she was snuggled into my shoulder [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you didn't say anything you didn't wake her up >> no. i let her sleep the whole flight >> jimmy: wow. i want to, once again, talk about -- you're on tour starting january 11th. >> yeah, "hello again" is the name of the tour and it sounds obvious, because there is the obvious reason of hello again. i haven't toured in a couple of years. but there is another reason that it is called "hello again. i'm not going to tell you why. >> jimmy: yeah, i know, that's what makes you very interesting. you told me that to find out why it's called "hello again," that i have to see the tour and find out >> the whole tour. you have to buy tickets.
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>> jimmy: no, no, no, no but at the end of your act, you understand why it's called "hello again." >> yes, and it's a very fun moment that you don't want to miss [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tig notaro, everybody! [ cheers and applause for more information on her "hello again" tour, go to >> america's sweetheart. >> jimmy: america's sweetheart we'll be right back with a a performance from dan and shay stick around [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ugh, that's not good. ♪music becomes clear♪ [phone alert beep] come on, price alert. [phone alert beep] [phone alert beep] yes! ♪soul music starts playing on the speakers♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: performing their new
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song, "officially christmas," give it up for dan and shay! [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ everybody's startin to feel it starting to feel i in the air ♪ ♪ all of the sidewalk all of the streetlight holiday magic everywhere then it hits me ♪ ♪ ooh ooh-ooh it's officially christma and i'm officially yours ♪ ♪ i'm officially wishin for somethin not in a store ♪ ♪ it's already december the snow's falling too then all of a sudden it's true ♪ ♪ it's officially christmas
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♪ we've been counting dow the days all yea raise a glas it's finally here ♪ ♪ oh-oh-oh oh-o it's officially christma and i'm officially yours ♪ ♪ i'm officially wishin for somethin not in a store ♪ ♪ it's already december the snow's falling too then all of a sudden it's true ♪ ♪ it's officially christmas now that i'm with yo ooh-ooh ooh-oo ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ now that i'm with you ooh-ooh-oo now that i'm with yo ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ ooh-ooh ooh-ooh oo now that i'm with you ♪
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[ cheers and applause >> jimmy: dan and shay "officially christmas" is out now. we'll be right back, everybody [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: my thanks to jonah hill, tig notaro dan and shay right here. "officially christmas. and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania thank you for watching stay tuned for "late night with
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