tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC February 22, 2022 11:34pm-12:37am PST
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8:45, girls came early. dad says they're bad with numbers but will not forget the day. got the babies, now the weddings. >> i now pronounce you husband and wife. if you like, you can kiss. >> yeah. >> kiss the bride and groom. san mateo county clerk's office expanded office to accommodate all the people who wanted to get married this auspicious day. las vegas, still what 25 minutes left? expects one of the top five busiest days of issuing marriage licenses. >> yes, want to get married in vegas at 11:30 at night. >> still got time. >> that's it for us. see you tomorrow. >> good night. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon."
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tonight, join jimmy and his guests - james spader nathan chen, dr. bernice a. king, comedian eric neumann, roots crewing the legendary >> questlove: 1,600 shows! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, come on, now that's exactly right that's exactly what i'm talking about. welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. you are here you are watching [ cheers and applause thank you. happy tuesday, everybody
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happy twosday. [ laughter ] with a "w. there could've -- yeah, "twosday" because it's tuesday 2-22-22. [ cheers and applause yeah, this only happens once every 100 years. president biden was like, "i didn't care then i didn't care now. i -- [ laughter ] speaking of the president -- [ laughter ] biden gave a speech at the white house and said that russia's invasion of ukraine has officially begun biden didn't mean to say that, but putin invaded his teleprompter too [ laughter ] yeah yeah, biden said, "we will not put up with russian aggression, especially on such an important national holiday, 'twosday.' [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause it's "2-2 -- yeah, yeah, yeah.
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yeah, nothing stops a dictator in his tracks like raising his atm fees yeah, of course. [ laughter ] russia was like, "we get two hours of sunlight and these potatoes every meal. what are you going to take away what are you going to take away from us? [ laughter ] well, this is going viral. a journalist in ukraine was reporting the news on the russia crisis in six different languages and nailed it. check this out >> there's been a war with russian backed forces. [ speaking foreign language [ speaking foreign language >> questlove: whoa ♪ >> jimmy; he also knows six different ways to say "i'm ready to leave ukraine now okay, we can make this a zoom. yeah, it's all good. and some news -- some news here in the u.s a woman running for congress in oklahoma has apologized after she mixed wine and sleep medication, yelled at a bunch of 12 and 13-year-old girls at a sleepover and then threw up
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in one of their shoes. [ laughter ] the kids at the sleepover were torn they didn't know whether to help her or film it for tiktok they were like, "aah aah, this is too good. yeah, well, after -- guys, after 25 years, pbs just aired the final episode of "arthur." [ audience aws ] i know and it showed all the characters as adults can we see what arthur looks like this is real all grown up [ laughter ] can we see that again? this is -- yeah. [ laughter ] apparently, he grew up to be your weed dealer [ laughter ] wow. finally, guys, this is kind of odd. but a new study found that viagra could be a life-changing drug for dogs. [ light laughter ] it's pretty wild that it inspired by viagra to come up with some new slogans.
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here, check some of these out. first up, there's, "viagra, the dog days are over, but the dog nights are just beginning. [ laughter ] next up there's, "viagra, if you have an erection lasting longer than four dog years, call a doctor. [ laughter ] and finally, there's, "viagra, knick knack paddy whack, give your dog a bone. [ cheers and applause there you go, everybody. we have a great show give it up for the roots come on! ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: what a show. oh, what a show we have for you tonight. he stars on the nbc series, "the blacklist," which returns with new episodes this friday. i know, he is the greatest james spader is here >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: one of our favorite guests >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: plus, he is a 3-time world champion figure skater
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who just won the gold at the beijing olympics, nathan chen is here tonight! [ cheers and applause >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: plus, she is the ceo of the king center and she just co-wrote a new children's book called, "it starts with me." dr. bernice a. king is joining us >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: and we have great stand-up from eric neumann, everybody. [ cheers and applause eric is on the show tonight. a very funny comedian. guys, it is time for "good name, bad name, great name." check this out [ cheers and applause ♪ good name bad name great name yes ♪ >> jimmy: first up, we have "peacemaker. that is a good name for a superhero. that is a bad name for vladimir putin [ laughter ] it is a great name for the person in the group chat who actually picks a dinner location [ cheers and applause hey! we got a place, we're going. we're going. after that, we have "one direction. that's a good name for a band.
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[ cheers ] that is a bad name for an elevator [ laughter ] it is a great name for a a laxative oh, interesting. oh [ cheers and applause >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: next, we have "half-baked. well, that is a good name for a ben and jerry's flavor but it's a bad name for a pizzeria it's a great name for snoop dogg and martha stewart. [ cheers and applause after that, there's "all in. well, that is a good name for a msnbc show a bad name for a hotel jacuzzi [ laughter ] a great name for your dentist's hands. there you go, everybody. [ cheers and applause i used to have a dentist i -- i love him, dr. smigel. >> steve: oh, yeah >> jimmy: remember smigel? >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: the greatest dentist i loved him so much, and he would stick his fingers in my mouth before i even got my jacket off [ laughter ]
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i'd walk in, he's like, "jimmy, how are you doing? i go, "i'm great." he's like, "let me --" i go -- all right, i go, "wait, hold on a second just stop. he just loved it he loved what he did i loved him. he was awesome [ laughter ] what are you doing, man? he's so funny. and then he would -- we were talking. he was drilling or doing something or cleaning or something and i'm sitting there in the chair and he was talking about -- someone said something about, or -- it was a photo of a newscaster that was on his wall before the -- before the procedure, i go, "i love her oh, my god she is the best. i love that you know -- i won't say her name he's like, "yeah, she is greatest." so i'm in the thing and he leaves and i'm just waiting there. and then he walks back in and he goes, "this is -- he introduced me to her as i was in the chair [ laughter ] this is a true story i got to work on it, but it's real >> steve: yeah she was in the waiting room. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what >> steve: she was there. >> jimmy: yeah, she came in with him just to -- she was like, "i guess i'll say hi to jimmy fallon let's go." my mouth is wide open. i go, "hey, how's it going?"
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next, there is "the desperate hour." well, that is a good name for a thriller movie it's a bad name for the bathroom line at chipotle. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh >> jimmy: and it is a great name for a bar at 1:45 a.m [ laughter and applause next up, there's "nutty buddy. well, that's a good name for a a peanut butter cookie that's a bad name for an allergy medication [ laughter ] it's a great name for a jockstrap. [ cheers and applause finally, we have "warzone. well, that is a good name for a "call of duty" game. and it's a bad name for a daycare center it's a great name for the milk station at starbucks that is exactly right. that's all for "good name, bad name, great name." stick around we'll listen to my latest "do not play" list when we come back [ cheers and applause ♪ having a 5g phone that's not on t-mobile makes as much sense as playing ice hockey...
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do no play do not play these song these songs ♪ >> jimmy: now before we start, i just want you all to know that every artist and song that i'm about to play for you is 100% real. these are actual bands and actual songs you can download them on spotify or amazon or see if your local music store as them they are real. >> questlove: i don't believe you. >> jimmy: yeah, i know, but we've done this bit. i swear these are real we're not doing them >> questlove: yes, you are [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no we're not [ laughter ] [ laughter ] all right, let's see what's on my "do not playlist. this first one is a singer called m.a. numminen yeah, m.a. numminen. the album's called "didi-wah-didi." [ laughter ] "didi-wah-didi." let's take a listen to a song off here called "mista
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boogie-boogie. [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ mista boogie-boogie mista bang boogie-boogie mista boogie-boogi mista bang boogie-boogie ♪ ♪ mista boogie-boogie can't touch the roun work to part work to party ♪ ♪ work to party ♪ >> questlove: come on man. ♪ ♪ work to party ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: okay, stop, all right, that's good stop, stop, stop, stop stop please. [ laughter ] >> questlove: yo, man. >> jimmy: "mista boogie-boogie. >> questlove: that's one of the props guys >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, "mista boogie-boogie," yeah >> questlove: this one -- this next one's from an artist called -- it's t-pain. >> steve: huh? >> jimmy: oh no, sorry, d-pain >> steve: oh, d-pain [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sorry, i apologize i got tickets to t-pain. >> steve: oh, my god, let's go >> jimmy: yeah oh, sorry, d-pain. >> steve: oh [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is d-pain i don't know -- the song is called "hefty man.
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>> steve: hefty, like the trash can? >> jimmy: hefty -- i don't think it has anything to do -- no affiliate with the trash bag. >> steve: okay >> jimmy: let's take a listen to "hefty man. ♪ i am a heft i'm just a hefty who wants to dance dance across the world ♪ >> steve: oh >> questlove: wait did you start the song yet >> jimmy: yeah, i started the song >> questlove: play the song. >> jimmy: that is the song, yeah sounds like his batteries are running out, yeah. [ laughter ] >> steve: so d-pain is him in pain [ laughter ] jjj yeah, d-pain, yeah >> steve: he's saying, "i got the pain." >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] next up we have a song from a singer from finland called irwin goodwin -- irwin goodman, sorry. >> steve: irwin goodman. >> jimmy: irwin goodman, apparently he's a protest singer from the 70s.
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>> steve: oh, okay >> jimmy: so let's listen to one of his songs this is called, "poing poing poing. [ laughter ] ♪ pa-pa-pa poin poing poing poin poing poin pa-pa-pa poing ♪ ♪ poing poing poing poing poin pa-pa-pa poing poing poing poing ♪ ♪ poing poing pa-pa-pa poing poing poing poin poing poing ♪ ♪ pa-pa-pa poin poing poing poin poing poin pa-pa-pa poing ♪ ♪ poing poing poing poing poin pa-pa-pa poing poing poing poing ♪ ♪ poing poing pa-pa-pa poing poing poing poin poing poing ♪ >> jimmy: all right, that's good oh, my god [ cheers and applause >> steve: come on! >> questlove: yo >> jimmy: i don't know what he's protesting there, but - [ laughter ] sign me up >> steve: celebrating fun. >> jimmy: sign me up we're down to the last song. >> steve: aw >> jimmy: it's a solo artist named andi taranik, and here is andy here. it's his cover [ laughter ]
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>> questlove: wait that's bill hader. >> jimmy: he's hanging out in front of a tree or - >> steve: -- his jacket on >> jimmy: or a bush maybe. i can't really tell what's behind him >> steve: a bird maybe a bunch of birds >> jimmy: but that's the point of music, you know it's your interpretation and you leave some mystery so you go, "should i stand in front of the thing?" you go, "what is that thing? you go, "that's the fun of it. just take the photo, yeah. >> steve: should i zip my jacket all the way up? [ laughter ] yeah what about the hair? is the hair good >> it can't really go much further. >> no, they say, "all the way up," you got it up >> jimmy: but he's a music producer and he's a singer from belarus. >> steve: oh >> jimmy: he even entered the eurovision contest >> steve: how'd he do? >> jimmy: we don't know yet. >> steve: oh >> jimmy: the results aren't in so if you can vote, vote now [ laughter ] from andi, here's the song it's called "crystal drops." ♪ i remember your voice it's rocks and i'm cryin you just took my fat you broke it into ♪ ♪ small piece i know i lost your wif through it's har it was tops ♪ ♪ i really put my lif because of the crystal drop i want to be with you ♪ ♪ i want to be your bae
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i want to be me and yo only for you but you wait ♪ >> jimmy: there you go that's it right there, yeah. [ cheers and applause all right. >> steve: all right, yeah, poing poing. >> jimmy: come on. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: let's do it one more time can we do it one more time ♪ pa-pa-pa poin poing poing poin poing poin pa-pa-pa poing ♪ ♪ poing poing poing poing poing ♪ >> jimmy: that's all the time we have. if you have an album or song you think we should do, send it to donotplay@tonightshow.com we'll be right back with james spader everybody ♪ [ cheers and applause
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our first guest is a a three-time emmy winner starring on the long-running series "the blacklist," which returns with new episodes, beginning this friday at 8 p.m. right here on nbc. please welcome, james spader, ladies and gentlemen ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: james spader welcome back james spader, welcome back to our program. it's always great to have you on i was telling you that we're playing a segment called "do not play" with weird songs and you go, "yeah, i have this song
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that haunts me." >> a whole record, actually. [ laughter ] i -- it was a -- it was a -- should i show it here? >> jimmy: yeah >> so this is what the cover looks like >> jimmy: yeah >> so -- >> jimmy: yeah, let me see it. >> so -- [ laughter ] >> so, it's mother goose nursery rhymes, right? >> jimmy: that's a little frightening, right there >> but -- and i grew up with these. and i'm -- i'll tell you, i'm like the third child my parents raised two daughters before me -- >> jimmy: yeah >> and then me and we were all raised -- this was our mother goose record. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this is a hand me down >> hand me down. hand me down >> jimmy: yeah it's been in the family for years >> right, yes. and they are recorded by cyril ritchard, celeste holm, and boris karloff. boris karloff, you know, famously played frankenstein's monster. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i mean, he's a a very famous monster. >> -- and beautiful voice. but it's them reading nursery rhymes that are absolutely -
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>> jimmy: frightening. >> -- terrifying [ laughter ] >> now, so, we were talking and you go, "i -- i gotta find it. it's at home, i'll go home, next time i'll bring it on." and i go, "we'll find it." we found it for you. this is real no, this is boris karloff doing "there was a crooked man." and you heard this as a child. >> yeah, so listen to this and imagine if you are a a 4-year-old ♪ >> he bought a crooked cat, who caught a crooked mouse - [ light laughter ] and they all lived together -- [ light laughter ] in a little, crooked, house. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh wow! wow! >> the temperature just dropped over here. >> "little crooked --" like, what are you doing, buddy? >> it's like an experiment i think, that my parents were conducting with us >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> congratulations questlove >> jimmy: oh, wow, yeah, there you go, yeah, it's -- yeah questlove. [ applause ]
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>> amazing >> jimmy: i want to talk about "blacklist" because now you're in your 9th season [ cheers and applause you got cheers as i was talking about it earlier in the show, because you're fantastic as red. >> we just got picked up, just this afternoon, word came out, they - everyone was hustling around to try and do it so we could announce it on the show, we just got picked up for a a 10th season. >> jimmy: come on. [ cheers and applause well deserved. wow. ten seasons of "the blacklist. >> ten seasons >> jimmy: again i wil say this -- i say this every time you come on, but when you watch "the blacklist," it doesn't look like -- it's not like a a show it's a movie you are making every week and it's explosions and it's stuff. and it is -- [ laughter ] it really is i mean, it's work. and -- and the fact that you made this also during the pandemic, during covid >> yeah, no, it was really -- you know, we shut down on march 13th of -- what the hell year was that? >> jimmy: yeah we all erased it
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>> '20, i guess? >> jimmy: yeah, 2020 >> and we shut down on the 13th -- it was a friday. and we were in the middle of episode 19 of that season. and it became clear we weren't coming back for the last few episodes of the season so, we decided with 19, we wanted to end with some sort of satisfaction for the viewers so we -- so they animated the second half of that episode 19 and then, we spent really the rest of that summer during lockdown, trying to discuss with sony and nbc and the producers -- the other producers on the show -- how we can come back, and how, you know, what the shape of that would be, and what the ramifications would be, and so on so, that year, 2020, we came back and nbc, and sony -- great partners on the show they had ordered 22 episodes for season -- for that year.
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and we shot all 22 episodes. we didn't shut down once all during the pandemic. it was all really due to this incredible effort from our producers and -- >> nbc does a great job here, and i should give -- >> yeah, absolutely, the protocols -- >> jimmy: my crew, everybody, the camera, operators -- [ cheers and applause everybody here safely - >> really. >> jimmy: -- doing it safely and doing it right because, well, we all need entertainment. >> and the same with season two, with omicron and everything else, we did not shut down once we're able to do -- we're doing a full 22 episodes this year and we're gonna carry on and do another one next year. >> jimmy: that's amazing and that - [ cheers and applause i want to -- i want to show everyone a cli here's james spader in friday's episode of "the blacklist. take a look at this. >> absolutely not. >> come on, harold >> hedwig hawkins was caught with over a million dollars worth of pirated soybeans. >> pirated heddie was just selling seeds to farmers at a price.
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if my associate is guilty of anything, it's simply trying to ease the economic strain on the hard working men and women who put the tofu in your turkey, the cotton in your shirts, the beans in your coffees -- everything it means to be human. >> but our immunity agreement is with you, not your employees. >> if she talks, it will be damaging how much is hard to tell, but it would certainly have repercussions for me and for this task force. >> jimmy: that's right [ cheers and applause james spader, everybody. "the blacklist" airs fridays at 8 p.m. on nbc boris karloff reads "mother goose," available wherever you can find it. olympic gold medalist nathan chen joins us after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ i want to go in for more dramatic roles. [agent laughs] i wasn't joking. ok.
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest is a three-time world champion figure skater who just returned from the beijing olympics where he won a gold medal. everyone, please welcome nathan chen! [ cheers and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: wow. congratulations. [ cheers and applause thank you for being here wow. it looks good on you, bud. >> thank you >> jimmy: are you used to wearing it >> yeah, now, after today, yeah [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you're going to college at yale. so you're a college student. >> right
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>> jimmy: really, yeah and now you got to go back to college? [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, but you just won the gold medal in the olympics how are you going to do this you can't wear this around campus >> no, no, absolutely not. no, it's gonna be great. i mean, i'm pretty excited for that, back to -- >> jimmy: going back to normal life >> -- normal life. yeah >> jimmy: what else are you excited about? taking naps? >> oh, absolutely. [ laughter ] i mean, i just got back from beijing, like, last night, so - >> jimmy: do you have any idea where you are? >> no, i have no idea. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah i was rooting for you, obviously, going into the olympics and i was like, "oh, my gosh. i go, "i want this kid to nail it." and you go out there, and i have never seen anything more beautiful in my life you were unbelievable. i've never -- it's like -- >> thank you [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: it was like -- it was almost like watching a -- a magic trick or something 'cause, i have never seen -- you -- you jump up -- they call you the quad king. 'cause you did -- you do four spins, and then land it. does it matter what skate you land on? >> generally, yeah so if you are right-handed, you generally always land on your right.
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um, but there are some exceptions to that there are some athletes that are, like, able to do it both ways but i just land on my right. >> jimmy: how'd you know you could do that? i mean, obviously you practice and try. [ light laughter ] but i mean - >> right, right. >> jimmy: do you know once you spring up, that it's -- it's going to work or not work? >> generally yeah, yeah. i would say, like, more often than not, athletes will go into the jump and then if it happens to go the way we want, you'll see it work. right off the take off, if something goes awful, bail out, so instead of doing four revs, we'll do like, maybe two or three revolutions. um, but yeah, that'll be a -- a big error if we were to do that >> jimmy: and when that happens, are you just bummed for the rest of the routine? [ light laughter ] because you go, "i'm not gonna win the gold at this point." and then you're like, trying to smile, and go, "yeah, this is my thing, but yeah i messed up >> to an extent, i would say, yes, we have to like, put on a a smile and be like, "whatever, i have to finish it. >> jimmy: yeah are you hard on yourself >> yeah, i'd say so. i mean, we're all pretty competitive, so we want to do well >> did you get to see what you did, or do you not watch what you do >> i have, yeah, i did i got to watch it. >> jimmy: it was unbelievable. >> thank you >> jimmy: it was unbelievable. nathan chen. [ cheers and applause it was insane.
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perfection it was like, well done how many -- how many jumps are there in skating >> there's six jumps there are axel, salchow, toe loop, loop, flip, and lutz but, minor details between the -- between the six >> jimmy: and can you do any of the jumps when you are not wearing skates [ light laughter ] >> to a -- i mean, like, to an extent, yeah >> jimmy: i mean - [ cheers and applause this might be the first time we've had a gold medalist on the show i mean, would you be able to do a jump on our show >> sure, yeah. you could probably do an axel. i'll put this down really quick. >> jimmy: sure >> give this to you. >> jimmy: oh, i'll take it, don't worry about it yeah, i got this, don't worry about that >> so, yeah you could do like a single axel, where you step in, jump, rotate and land. [ cheers and applause but like - ♪ [ cheers and applause so, basically that's that. but we do that like, three times three. so we do the same thing but rotate three times and then do that on the ice. >> jimmy: i could try -- i could try one, but i -- you'd have to show me. >> please, please, i would love to -- i would love to. >> jimmy: slow motion, what do you do >> all right
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so this is called an axel, and this is the one jump that we take off going forward everything else goes backwards >> jimmy: axel goes forward. >> so, you start off on the right, step forward on the left, kick through, and you rotate and then land on your right. >> jimmy: so it's kind of like the electric slide yeah, yeah i understand. [ laughter ] all right. so - >> so let's, like, break it down >> jimmy: but then when do you go up? >> instead of doing a full rev, we'll just do half a rev so you go here, jump up -- jump -- land there it is. ♪ [ cheers and applause there, there >> jimmy: here, you deserve this more than i do. this is the one and only, nathan chen right there! [ cheers and applause olympic gold medalist! we'll be right back with dr. bernice a. king, everyone. stick around thanks for doing that. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪uhh, uhh, uhh♪ ♪you ready b?♪ ♪all i need in this life of sin♪ ♪is me and my girlfriend, me and my girlfriend♪ ♪down to ride 'til the very end♪ ♪it's me and my boyfriend, me and my boyfriend♪ ♪and i don't have to worry,♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> our next guest has been continuing the work of her parents, dr. martin luther king jr. and coretta scott king, as the ceo of the king center she also co-wrote a new children's book called "it starts with me," which is available now at thekingcenter.org. please welcome, dr. bernice a. king. ♪ >> jimmy: ah, it's nice to see you again! thank you so much. >> yeah, it's good to see you as well. >> jimmy: it's nice to see you next time, we must do it in person, please >> yeah, definitely. >> jimmy: we just celebrated martin luther king, jr. day a few weeks ago. and i follow you on all the socials and you are a good follow i like your -- >> thank you so much >> jimmy: i love your messaging, but i love also -- you said on that day, you said, "please also remember my mother
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on this day. because your mother had a lot to do with why we celebrate martin luther king, jr. day. >> well, i always say to people, you know, when my father was assassinated, he was one of the most hated persons in america and now he is one of the most loved persons in the world and some people would argue, "well, that's because he's no longer with us and to challenge people" and things of that nature but i would argue that that may be part of the reason, but it's also because coretta scott king dedicated her life after their life in the movement to institutionalizing his legacy in this country by creating and founding the martin luther king, jr. center for nonviolent social change, which i serve as the ceo of, and working for the holiday. and so many of the ways that we remember, recall dr. king today is because she was very strategic in the way in which she ensured that we would
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remember him, recognize him, and have his teachings available. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: you are exactly right. you've continued your parents' legacy with the king center, and you have a new program called nonviolence 365, which is now online. can you explain what that is nonviolence 365? >> yeah, it's actually an immersive online experience about 16 hours where people will learn about the foundation of nonviolence that my father developed and was influenced by many theologians and philosophers and his upbringing, how he used those in his campaign throughout the movement and they will learn about the principles and steps of nonviolence and then how to apply them in real life circumstances today. so they are exercises, they are quizzes, they are scenarios. there are extensive interviews with practitioners
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those people who are instructors of nonviolence, veterans of the movement by the time somebody goes through this experience, they would have learned this nonviolent philosophy and methodology and how to use it to deal with not just conflict but how to engage and dismantle injustice and inequities, and how to take it forth practically into your home, your workplace, in your communities, and even in your schools. >> jimmy: yeah i have a photo here, again this is from instagram from instagram but this is --i love this, it says, "just a father taking care of his little girl. [ audience aws ] and that's you what do -- >> i was up something as you can see. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, you were doing something, yeah. >> i was waiting for him to finish >> jimmy: you were figuring something out. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but i was going to ask you, how old do you think you are around here? >> i'm probably somewhere close to probably about 3 and a half
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to 4 and believe it or not, and i didn't know this, when you zoom in, you probably can see it there, but when you zoom in, that's mahalia jackson in the background i never knew that. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> and all these years, i just discovered that the other day when i relooked at the photo apparently she was at ebenezer church for something, and yeah, it was pretty cool >> jimmy: when you were -- when you were this young, when you were a kid, did you -- did you have any -- were you aware of what your parents did? >> i had not a clue. he was daddy, she was mommy, and we had a special game that we used to play. it was my game there was certain things he did with all of the siblings like putting us up on the fridge and we jump off into his arms but i had the kissing game where when he would come home off the road, there was a spot on the face that i would kiss him, related to each one of us so mine was on the forehead and my two brothers were on either cheek. my sister was off to the corner of the mouth and my mother smack dab in the middle. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah >> he would take me up in his arms and say, "hey, let's play the kissing game now where is --" yoki, which is was my sister's nickname sugar spots. he called them sugar spots i don't know what that meant, in the black community i don't know what that meant, but that's what we called them, sugar spots. it wasn't sweet, i can tell you that [ laughter ] maybe it was -- it was a sweet gesture, maybe that is what it was. >> jimmy: yeah that's so cute i love the book by the way you know i love children's books. and it's called "it starts with me," and all the profits go to the king center. can you talk about the book's message and also the beloved community? >> yeah, so we wrote this book on the heels of a campaign that were calling "be love. with all of the polarization and the divisiveness and the vitriol in our nation, we wanted to inject love as the power to change and transform our society. because my father said that "power at its best is love implementing the demands of justice, and just at it's best is love correcting everything that stands against love."
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so as we were going through this whole process and getting people to join us and taking a a pledge and they can go there even now and take that pledge as adults. we wanted to bring in children so we decided to do this children's book. >> jimmy: yeah >> and the little character's name is amora, because you know in french amour means love and so amora is encouraging her friends to be love, to open up their hearts and open up their minds to let love guide their words, especially with kids, their actions and their thoughts and to be a part of creating the beloved community and teaching them that love is very powerful, transformative, that it's kind, that it fights against hate, that it stands up for justice, so many other things and so the beloved community is really about creating a society that's based in justice and equity and where people are treated with respect and dignity and where conflicts are resolved in a peaceful manner. because there is conflict in
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the beloved community, but you're committed to the dignity of every person and working it out, and you're also committed to ensuring that there's justice and equity for everyone and so we wanted children a part of that journey and that's why we wrote this book. >> jimmy: i love it. [ cheers and applause please don't stop, please don't stop you are awesome. please don't stop. dr. bernice a. king! for more information on "it starts with me" and non-violence 365, go to thekingcenter.org. we'll be right back everybody with more "tonight show. ♪ [ cheers and applause
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest can be seen at the new york comedy cellar march 4th through the 6th. making his "tonight show" debut, please welcome the very funny, eric neumann, everybody [ cheers and applause ♪ >> thank you thank you so much. how are we feeling, guys we good? [ cheers and applause oh oh, amazing. i'm so happy to be here. actually, my mom is a very overprotective mom, so to be honest, i'm happy to be anywhere she is not. [ laughter ] she is -- she is super overprotective she'll like -- she'll text me when i'm out at night. she'll be like "call me as soon as you leave the bar." [ laughter ] "i'm worried someone's going to follow you home. [ laughter ] i'm like, "mom, the whole point of me going out was to get someone to follow me home.
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[ laughter ] she'll call me in the middle of the night to make sure i got home okay, but if i don't answer the phone because i'm busy, she'll call one of my best friends looking for me. [ laughter ] i'm 34, that's unacceptable. [ laughter ] so finally, i sat her down i'm like, "mom, you have to stop calling my friends at 4:00 a.m you are going to give them the wrong impression." [ light laughter ] right? because my friends are wasted at 4:00 a.m. i don't trust them talking to my mom on the phone at all [ laughter ] i always see this scenario playing out in my head, all right? my mom calls my best friend, joe, at 4:00 a.m she's like, "hey, joe, is eric with you?" joe is like, "no, i'm all alone. do you want to come over?" [ laughter ] it's my worst nightmare. literally, my worst nightmare. i just found out my mom and i have the same therapist. [ light laughter ] which is weird it's weird but it's fine because he is sworn to confidentiality like, he can't even legally admit that he knows who my mom is [ light laughter ] so sometimes, i like to test him to see how professional he is
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the other day, i was like, "oh, my mom is so overbearing, man. i can't take it. she's in therapy to get help, but says her therapist is an unhelpful moron. [ laughter ] can't even believe he has a degree really. [ light laughter ] he's like, "oh, that's weird, because i have a patient who's son is a real schmuck. [ laughter ] i'm like, "all right, touche sir. you won that battle. i've gotten my heart broken so many times so many times. i remember i dated this girl briefly in fifth grade [ laughter ] and i haven't seen her since fifth grade. last week, i ran into her on the street and she goes, "hey, eric, remember when i broke up with you in fifth grade? because the nurse pulled you out of the classroom for having lice." [ laughter ] i'm, like, you mean the most devastating moment of my entire life [ laughter ] yeah, i vaguely recall that. i remember i was so devastated, i came back into the classroom and some kid next to me was like, "eric, why do you look so
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sad? i'm like, "because nadia just dumped me and now i'm all alone. and i swear he pointed at my head and he's like, "no, you're not. [ laughter and applause my mom really wants me to settle done and have kids. you know, my younger brother has a 2-year-old daughter now, and everybody is like, "now that your brother has a kid, your mom is going to put less pressure on you to have kids." it's not true. she doesn't put less pressure on me, she's just changed her approach that's all like, the other day, i met up with my mom and my niece and my niece was crying i was like, "mom, why is she crying?" and she goes, "i think it's because she doesn't have a a cousin." [ laughter ] she's a genius she is brilliant, that woman i take my niece to go get coffee every morning i take her to the coffee shop. that's our routine and i love doing it for two reasons. one, she is so cute. and two, it is so easy to pick up women [ laughter ] but only if i make it very clear that she is not my daughter so the other day, we were at the coffee shop.
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some beautiful girl passed by, looked at my niece, and i was like, "can you say uncle?" [ laughter ] "can you say single uncle? [ laughter and applause "who's your single uncle, huh? who is your single uncle who will definitely be faithful this time around because he learned his lesson?" [ laughter ] even my friends are starting to worry about me like, the other day, my friend goes, "hey, eric, you have to meet a girl before you become rich because then you'll know she really loves you." he goes, "look at lebron james." that was the example he used lebron james [ laughter ] he goes, "lebron met his wife in high school, right? so you know she really loves him. she dated him before he was lebron james i'm like, "yeah, but it's not like there weren't signs." [ laughter ] "becky, you'll never guess who just asked me out. you know that guy, lebron, who is 6'9", and averages 85 points per game
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[ laughter ] yeah, the one who was on the cover of 'sports illustrated' at 14 years old. [ laughter ] yeah, i think i'm going to roll the dice on him. [ laughter ] i know it's a long shot. i'm going to go for it i have no idea what he wants to do for his career. i know for fun he likes to hop over school buses. but for a career, who knows. you guys have been amazing i'm eric neumann thank you so much everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: that's eric neumann! what a fantastic job that's eric neumann. he will be at the new york comedy cellar march 4th through the 6th. my thanks to james spader, nathan chen, dr. bernice a. king, eric neumann once again. [ cheers and applause and the roots right there. thank you for watching stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. good night, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers. tonight, anthony anderson, star of "maid," actress margaret qualley, actor and writer, jon barinholtz featuring the 8g band with stevie nistor. and now, seth meyers >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers, and this is "late night. we hope everybody is doing well tonight. and now let's get to the news. russian president vladimir putin, yesterday,
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