Skip to main content

tv   The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon  NBC  February 25, 2022 11:34pm-12:37am PST

11:34 pm
fighting. quite the opposite, he's asking ukrainians to defend their country. >> overnight romanians gathered at the border with ukraine, sending in food and supplies into the country. this video taken by a local romanian newspaper. we should note that we are careful of where we get our video and with whom we are verifying all of this because of the massive misinformation out there. and finally a bit of hope in the midst of so much destruction. a baby born overnight in a hospital. doctors say the airstrikes were happening above the hospital nearby at the time. truly, you know, emblematic of hope and that life has to move forward even in the darkest moments. >> it's hard to digest all of this. we invite you to stay with us throughout the weekend. our next newscast tomorrow morning at 7:00 a.m. have a safe weekend. >> bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -
11:35 pm
uma thurman -- deion sanders -- musical guest liam gallagher and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1603 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness! that's how you do it right there. hey! [ cheers and applause you sound great. you look great welcome, everybody welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. [ cheers and applause you made it. well, guys, today some historic
11:36 pm
news president biden announced that judge ketanji brown jackson is his nominee for the supreme court. [ cheers and applause yeah, judge jackson actually has supporters in both parties yeah the announcement was good -- it was good for biden's approval rating, so he's going to nominate her again on monday >> steve: oh, okay [ light laughter ] during his speech, biden said for too long our courts haven't looked like america, which means his next nominee will be a guy in a trucker hat chugging a hard mountain dew. [ laughter ] but this is interesting, judge jackson actually clerked for justice breyer, whose seat that she's nominated to fill. biden was like, "i can relate. i interned for fdr." [ laughter ] meanwhile, all eyes are still on the ukraine today, pope francis went in person to the russian embassy in rome to criticize the invasion you can tell the pope was mad because there was white smoke billowing from his ears. [ laughter ] well, listen to this, i heard
11:37 pm
that russian oligarchs are trying to get around sanctions by purchasing cryptocurrency that's right the oligarchs are trying to hide their money in crypto, while the rest are frantically calling jason bateman and asking how to launder it [ laughter ] well this is going viral on an episode of "the price is right," someone noticed that a a contestant had a little trouble leaving the stage. follow the woman in the red shirt. >> 80 and there's the 20 nice meeting you, carey. >> thank you >> good luck to you. [ buzzer ] darren, come on over here. [ applause ] it's mr. plinko himself. what's going on? won $3,000 on plinko give it a spin good luck to you need a dollar. [ cheers and applause [ beeping you want to say hi >> yes, i would like to say hi to melissa, camillo, and eric in hawaii, yeah. my family, my mom, my daughter kylie. >> 95, which, normally a a winner, but you need a nickel right now to tie it up >> jimmy: unbelievable, my gosh [ applause ]
11:38 pm
a second later, the announcer was like, "carrie johnson, come off the stage! dammit!" eventually she just gave up and just started modeling the new cars [ laughter ] some more tv news. last night "law & order" returned to nbc after 12 years [ cheers and applause you could tell they're trying to update it for a younger audience check this out >> in the criminal justice system sus people are low key represented by two separate yet equally cheugy groups that just hit different. the feds who flex on bad vibes in 4k and the gucci fam who claps back no cap these are their instagram stories. sheesh [ law & order chimes ] [ applause ] >> steve: wow. they're really pushing it. yeah >> jimmy: yeah >> steve: what the -- oh, my god. >> jimmy: in other news, this spring break, miami beach has decided to prohibit the sale and consumption of alcohol past 2:00 a.m
11:39 pm
this is a big deal for miami i mean this -- [ laughter ] for most -- people - yeah, that's a party destination. i'm sorry. [ laughter ] oh, can i help you no okay, sorry. can we help you? no, you're fine. okay sure [ light laughter ] okay well, let's get back to the monologue here okay [ laughter ] no, sorry that is not -- nope. down there is not a stairs no, no, not at all thank you. you can go -- thank you. she'll find her way. [ laughter ] some business news, i saw that - [ laughter ] just go out that way, please
11:40 pm
no, why would you go that way? that way that way yeah, point there. yeah thank you. good luck. there she is, everybody, finally. [ applause ] the handle, the door handle, the door handle. push, push >> steve: pulling. >> jimmy: push, push, push the door someone help her someone push her out of here, please please get this woman out of the building somehow please -- oh, my -- yes! thank you. she's there. [ cheers and applause oh, gosh, wow. holy mackerel. [ applause ] >> steve: that's so cheugy >> jimmy: oh, my god some business news, i saw that honda is investigating claims of unexpected braking in nearly 2 million of its vehicles. when they heard, kia was like, "and that's why our cars don't have brakes.
11:41 pm
[ laughter ] basically every honda looks like a kid taking a driver's test is she still -- is she okay? >> steve: oh [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she's not left the hallway. and finally, authorities in pennsylvania arrested a man for drunk driving, but it's not your typical case. watch this >> police say an amish man faces drunk driving charges after reportedly operating a a horse and buggy in a reckless matter police say they started following the horse and buggy and saw it go around a turn and speed up as byler locked the brakes and slid the wheels, which caused sparks. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the police tracked him down after a thrilling 2-mile-an-hour chase it's tough because he wasn't the one drinking it was the horse we have a great show give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ♪
11:42 pm
♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: what a show we have for you tonight. she stars in the new anthology series "super pumped: the battle for uber" on showtime uma thurman is here tonight. [ cheers and applause i mean, awesome. legend stunning plus, his docuseries "coach prime" is back with all new episodes, nfl legend deion sanders is here. [ cheers and applause and we got great music from liam gallagher [ cheers and applause that's him there >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: i wonder what this is from that's pretty cool he just went to some concert and then he -- >> steve: looked at the camera
11:43 pm
and goes, "go take my picture. >> jimmy: imagine just out there just moshing, having a a good time, and you're like - >> steve: "oh, my gosh, liam gh -- >> jimmy: "you look like liam gallagher." he's like, "no, no, i don't. of course, later in the show, we have an all new "thank you notes. [ cheers and applause hey, guys, it is time for our latest installment of "tonight show polls." here we go ♪ tonight sho polls ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: now this first poll asks, "what do you think of mask mandates being lifted." 5% said, "it's too early." 5% said, "it's about time. 90% said, "holy crap that's what you guys look like under there? [ laughter and applause this next poll asks, "how do you sleep? 10% said, "on my stomach." 10% said, "on my side. 80% said, "after watching tiktok for three and a half hours in bed." [ laughter and applause this next one asked, "what should win best song at the oscars." 20% said, "'no time to die' from james bond. 20% said, "'be alive' from
11:44 pm
'encanto.'" 60% said, "the one that cuts off all the speeches." oh [ laughter and applause >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: this next one asked, "how do you calm yourself down from all the stressful news going on?" 1% said, "meditation." 1% said, "spending time with my loved ones." 98% said, "i've hooked myself to an iv full of hard mountain dew. [ laughter and applause >> steve: wow, very popular. >> jimmy: this next poll asked, "who is your favorite superhero. 25% said, "batman. 25% said, "spider-man. 25% said, "wonder woman. 25% said, "bartenders who let you borrow their phone charger. [ laughter and applause >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: this next poll asked, "what do you think of the tinder swindler? >> steve: tinder swindler. >> jimmy: 99.9% said, "he's a total jerk." one woman said, "my boyfriend simon said it's all lies and not to watch it and also to loan him $30,000."
11:45 pm
[ laughter and applause >> jimmy: finally, this last poll asks what do you only talk about with your therapist? 15% said, "my dreams." 32% said, "friends that annoy me." 53% said, "bruno." there you go that's all the time we have for "tonight show polls. [ cheers and applause stick around we'll be right back with "thank you notes," everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ “all i do is win” by dj khaled ♪ ♪ all i do is win, win, win no matter what! ♪ woman singing/cat meowing: got money on my mind, i can never get enough. ♪ and every time i step up in the building, ♪ ♪ everybody's hands go up! ♪ karaoke singer: and they stay there. and they say yeah. and they stay there, up, down, up, down, up, down. never lose confidence in how you run your business. intuit is bringing quickbooks and mailchimp together to help you set up and grow. candlemaker: that's not happening. [kazoo playing] new business? no problem. dj khaled: man, i love this scent.
11:46 pm
yeah! ♪♪ got an amazing deal on this gourmet pepper mill at marshalls. it's so fancy! ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪
11:47 pm
♪ (delivery man) that's for you. (mail recipient 2) it's opened. (delivery man) yup, i got another one here that's just the same. (mail recipient 4) why? (delivery man) sms, unencrypted texts, they're just like these. they're open. (mail recipient 5) what are you talking about? (delivery man) like if this was an unencrypted text... i just read it. (mail recipient 6) just like this. (delivery man) every text you send is just as open as your letters! including pictures! your texts are open!
11:48 pm
11:49 pm
♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back today is friday and that's usually when i catch up with some personal stuff. you know, i check my inbox, return some emails, and of course send out thank you notes. and i was -- [ cheers ] -- running a bit behind, today so, i thought if you guys wouldn't mind, i would like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. is that okay with you? [ cheers and applause thank you. james -- james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please ♪ [ laughter ] he was almost smiling for a second >> steve: a little bit
11:50 pm
>> jimmy: almost >> steve: and that's it. wow. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, "euphoria," for being the first show whose parental warning is, maybe just don't watch this with your parents. [ laughter ] [ applause ] your show. that's your show >> steve: have you seen it >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: you watch "euphoria" >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: you watch "euphoria" >> jimmy: yeah, of course. >> steve: it's a good show >> jimmy: it's fantastic, yeah >> steve: it's for the kids, right? >> jimmy: i watch with my parents. >> steve: do you really? >> jimmy: no [ laughter ] i don't watch anything with my parents. >> steve: no, it's embarrassing >> jimmy: anything risque or anything >> steve: yeah, no >> jimmy: i'd be embarrassed >> steve: i don't even like watching risque stuff with myself [ laughter ] i, like, close my own eyes, go "don't look. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you close your eyes and you blind fold yourself? >> steve: yeah blindfold myself this stuff is risque - >> jimmy: well, it looks like you left yourself a little crack -- >> steve: well, i let myself see so i know what not to watch. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yes. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, the d.c. trucker convoy protesting vaccines for answering the question, what would happen if optimus prime got really into qanon.
11:51 pm
[ laughter ] [ applause ] ♪ thank you, february weather, for giving me 28 chances to wear the wrong thing every day [ laughter ] [ applause ] are you kidding me 70 degrees >> steve: i'm leaving my coat at home. >> jimmy: no, it's 30 degrees. >> steve: 30 >> jimmy: yeah thank you, "love is blind" for reminding us that two people can fall in love as long as they drink enough wine and never have to be in the same room as each other [ laughter ] [ applause ] ♪ thank you, kraft, for calling new plant-based hot dogs, "not hot dogs." [ laughter ] or at 7-eleven, hot dogs, but, hey, that's our thing. [ laughter ] [ applause ]
11:52 pm
it's a hot dog or a taquito. just take a bite you'll find out what it is oh, it's a taquito >> steve: oh, i thought it was a hot dog. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, the original "law & order" for coming back to tv after 12 long years. i really thought that you were done-done. [ laughter ] [ applause ] ♪ ♪ thank you, buying corn tortillas at the grocery store i only need three or four, but sure, i guess i'll take 600. you want 600 tortillas >> steve: they're all stuck together they're one tortilla ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, wind, for just being air that's in a a hurry. [ laughter ] i got to -- i got to go. i got things to do, i got things to do
11:53 pm
♪ thank you, wine bottle opener, for always looking like you desperately need to shave your armpits. there you have it, right there, folks. those are my thank you notes we'll be right back with uma thurman. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ lizzo song: ♪ everything the light touches ♪ ♪ baby give me light touches ♪ ♪ ♪ if you love me ♪ ♪ you love all of me ♪ ♪ or none of me at all ♪
11:54 pm
♪ limu emu and doug.♪ and it's easy to customize your insurance at so you only pay for what you need. isn't that right limu? limu? limu? sorry, one sec. doug blows several different whistles. doug blows several different whistles. [a vulture squawks.] there he is. only pay for what you need. ♪liberty, liberty, liberty, liberty♪ with age comes more... get more with neutrogena® retinol pro plus. a powerful .05% retinol that's also gentle on skin. for wrinkles results in one week. neutrogena®. for people with skin.
11:55 pm
[forest sounds] [crunch] aaahh. liisshh. push it. ♪ aaahh push it ♪ [fox begins beatboxing] ♪ bum bum bum bum bum ♪ ♪ ooo baby baby, ba-baby baby ♪ nope. ♪ ♪ ♪ ah ♪
11:56 pm
11:57 pm
and now most admired alum! get up there. this is so embarrassing. there's no way it's me. you know her.... you love her.... ruh roh. what are you doing here? it's anna gomez! who? our first gigillionaire! with at&t fiber, anna's got the fastest internet with hyper-gig speeds. i didn't know you went to this school. we have a lot in common. live like a gigillionaire with at&t fiber. now with speeds up to 5-gigs. limited availability. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our first guest is an oscar and emmy nominated actress, starring in the new anthology series "super pumped: the battle for uber," which premieres this sunday at 10 p.m. on showtime.
11:58 pm
please welcome uma thurman [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: how does that feel >> amazing >> jimmy: i mean, people, we're back >> people! >> jimmy: the people are here - [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: uma thurman is on "the tonight show. come on. you look fantastic >> oh, my god. thank you. this is my first time in front of a live audience in a long time >> jimmy: it feels good, right >> it really does. >> jimmy: you look fantastic how are you? how is the family?
11:59 pm
>> the family is good. >> jimmy: good knock on wood, yeah. how about maya >> maya is great >> jimmy: crushing she's following in the footsteps of her mom, she's an actress -- >> both her parents. >> jimmy: both her parents as well >> actually, i wouldn't say she's following our footsteps. she's crushing it. >> jimmy: she's crushing it on "stranger things." >> yeah, doing great >> jimmy: i remember i was hanging out with you, and maya - >> she was this big. >> jimmy: yeah, she was a baby, and you were reading her "ferdinand." >> "ferdinand," i know >> jimmy: that was the book you were reading and i was like -- i didn't know what that was at the time so, and i remember - >> now you do. >> jimmy: i have two little girls. and i read them "ferdinand." so, you have a small part in raising my children. >> i like that i like that. >> jimmy: you did a great job. >> "ferdinand," you know, the bull that won't fight. >> jimmy: i love it, it's the greatest the greatest book. you keep crushing it did you know "stranger things" before she was on it >> oh, yeah. her brother and i watched the whole thing. we loved it. she actually didn't even know about it when she auditioned >> jimmy: she didn't know that and you know that. you're like, "oh, no we know -- >> no, because he was like my tv watching partner. and we're like, "okay, this whole thing's tv revolution that's going on.
12:00 am
i've got to figure it out. >> jimmy: yeah >> so, my son and i watched it >> jimmy: binge watched everything >> yeah. we were like all together. >> jimmy: and does she let you know any spoilers or anything or - >> no, no. >> jimmy: she's good >> she's good. >> jimmy: good kid, yeah she's good, yeah she's solid. >> jimmy: does she ask for advice >> only occasionally >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah. she knows everything, like all children >> jimmy: like all children do, yeah she's crushing it. tell her congratulations >> i will. she wants to come on your show >> jimmy: she -- oh, my gosh maya, come on the show we'll talk about - [ cheers and applause we'll read "ferdinand. not only do you have one project. you have two giant projects that we can talk about so, i'm happy that you're here i want to talk about "super pumped" the story of uber. but i want to know first about the other show on apple tv this is "suspicion." >> yes, "suspicion." you said it for suspiciously, like you weren't quite sure. >> jimmy: no -- i'm suspicious, yeah i don't want to give anything away >> yeah, don't tell anyone >> jimmy: what is "suspicion" about? >> "suspicion" is about -- it's kind of a who done it, and kind of a eco terrorism where sort of the good guys and the bad guys get all mixed up.
12:01 am
i play a cold, strong business woman whose son has been kidnapped. >> jimmy: yeah >> yes >> jimmy: did you film this one during the pandemic? >> i did i did both during the pandemic but there were three flavors of the joyful pandemic. there was the pre-vaccination flavor, which "suspicion" was shot during. which was really required a lot of courage and i think it's very important to actually try to get back and be in the workplace. i admit it was scary >> jimmy: yeah we need it >> in fact, i did burst into tears in my trailer at least once you know, when you find out somebody maybe isn't feeling well - >> jimmy: yeah, it's scary >> it's real >> jimmy: yeah >> and then the post-vaccination working situation, which is a lot more cool >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah, a lot more fun. >> jimmy: a lot more relaxed, yeah everyone's tested and everyone's safe. >> yes, people, you know, like, everybody -- our world is slowly, slowly, slowly bouncing back
12:02 am
>> jimmy: yeah, it is. yeah, we're coming back, absolutely, yeah [ cheers and applause "super pumped: the battle for uber." >> yes >> jimmy: i remember -- the cast is amazing, by the way. joseph gordon-levitt shout out. we love him. he's - >> shout out >> jimmy: yes, i'm giving him a shout out. [ cheers and aplause ] go joe well, you play ariana huffington. >> i do. >> jimmy: and i -- you know her, right >> i have met her a bunch of times. i don't know her well. >> jimmy: no >> but i like her. >> jimmy: yeah >> and i try to play her >> jimmy: you did a great job. is it intimidating to play someone that's around and can see you? >> yeah, no, it totally is intimidating and you do feel quite responsible. but i kind of knew i wouldn't get it right i just have to, like, put my whole heart in it and practice a lot. >> jimmy: yeah i want to talk about nailing the voice. i want to show a clip when we come back. more with uma thurman. come back, more "tonight show," everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪
12:03 am
(vo) you can be well-dressed. you can be well-mannered. (man) oh, no, no, after you. wahoooo! (vo) you can be well-groomed. or even well-spoken. (man) ooooooo. (vo) but there's just something about being well-adventured. (vo) adventure has a new look. discover more in the all-new subaru forester wilderness. love. it's what makes subaru, subaru. within this hallowed bowl is the grain of all time. heart-healthy. no artificial flavors. and ready in minutes. it's epic apples and cinnamon by the spoonful. quaker oats. a super-trusted superfood.
12:04 am
[inspirational soul music] [inspirational soul music] [inspirational soul music] [inspirational soul music] [doorbell] ♪♪ [gasps] is that throw..? imported from portugal.
12:05 am
got it at marshalls for a total steal! nice! thanks. ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ look at these mighty quaker oats... small in size, epic in taste. heart-healthy. a good source of fiber. and provides lasting energy.
12:06 am
there's no denying delicious quaker oats are the the grain of all time. quaker oats. a super-trusted superfood. and vonetta flowers from alabama. quaker oats are the the grain of all time. no african american athlete has ever won gold in the olympic winter games. gold medal, usa! she's ready. this is elana meyers taylor we're talking about. elana meyers taylor for team usa goes to the top!
12:07 am
12:08 am
♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we are talking with uma thurman now! [ cheers and applause "super pumped: the battle for uber." you play arianna huffington. >> yes >> jimmy: and we were just talking about that i said, you nailed her as a character, the voice you've got the greek accent. >> i worked on it really hard. but, as you know, great comedians have nailed it and impersonated her better than i ever will. and i knew that too. so, like, i wanted to -- i was trying to make sure i wasn't, you know, making a parody of it >> jimmy: yeah, you're not doing an impersonation >> she's a brilliant, brilliant, brilliant woman >> jimmy: oh, yeah
12:09 am
i mean, but if i did arianna huffington, i could do it - >> i bet you'd do it really well [ talking over each other [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but it's a character, and i would be doing an impersonation. this is acting >> it is >> jimmy: and it's a real person >> and she's a person. >> yeah. >> you know. with a lot of heart and a lot of soul and an incredible mind like, just, like, doing the research and listening to her, she has a stronger working vocabulary than i do and it's -- i expect more from myself i had to look stuff up [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, you have to look stuff up. yeah >> yeah. >> jimmy: but did you study like all the ted talks and everything that she did? >> i looked at all the ted talks. i listened to a lot of her, kind of, talking spontaneously and i was very intrigued that, actually, she simplifies her ideas when she has a planned speech >> jimmy: yeah >> when she's speaking off the cuff, it's even more complex, the sort of imagery and ideas. you know, just a really brilliant, brilliant person. >> jimmy: do you want to tell everybody what "super pumped" is about
12:10 am
the a battle for uber. >> okay, "super pumped" is about the battle for uber. i mean - >> jimmy: it's a great story >> would you think it was interesting off the bat? >> jimmy: no >> no. >> jimmy: no >> no. >> jimmy: no >> but i was terribly surprised. >> jimmy: it's a fantastic story. >> it's brilliant. >> jimmy: it's insane. >> it's kind of like -- you wouldn't almost believe it was true >> jimmy: yeah, but arianna was -- >> she was asked to go onto the board. >> jimmy: ah >> and, so, she sat -- she was the first woman to sit on the board. and so, it's like, a great opportunity, "wow, i'm the first woman. and then it was, "i'm the first woman? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah >> because it kind of went a a little sideways. >> jimmy: yeah >> and particularly around women and the treatment of women at the company, which i think was very painful but she stayed there working it through and, you know, they tried to correct some of what they had wrong >> jimmy: do you uber? >> i do uber but when i finished the book, called "super pumped," i did download curb.
12:11 am
[ laughter and applause because, like, as a new yorker - >> jimmy: you have to try everything >> well, no. >> jimmy: oh, cabs >> i was in new york, one, it was like, "oh, this uber product, a little bit -- you know." >> jimmy: yeah >> just because it has a label doesn't mean it's clean. [ laughter ] >> you know what i mean? ubers themselves are not the sketchy part it was more the business that was sketchy. but, also i kind of looked out in new york, and this has been on my mind for a long time like, we don't want to see new york stripped of our yellow taxis. >> jimmy: yeah we love our yellow cabs. [ cheers and applause >> i mean, they should be, like - they're part of our heritage >> jimmy: yeah, they are >> i try to mix it up. i use different things >> jimmy: shout out to the taxi drivers out there. >> shout out to the taxi drivers. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here's uma thurman and joseph gordon-levitt in "super pumped: the battle for uber. take a look. >> the notorious bad boy of tak. >> are you offended by my buber comment too, 'cause i'll tell you what i told my publicist, i'm not going on an apology tour
12:12 am
>> offended, darling, you're talking to someone who has had to sit at meals with bill maher and pat buchanan, listen to them talk, find common ground. the people who -- thank you. -- would take offense at you crawling a little bit, just don't understand every successful person i know enjoys their success in their own way or they don't stay successful very long, and they certainly don't feel it. now, serving yourself is serving your company, which is serving the world. >> jimmy: nailed it! come on! [ cheers and applause that's how you do it uma thurman, everybody, the one and only "super pumped: the battle for uber" premieres this sunday at 10:00 p.m. on showtime. deion sanders joins us after the break. stick around [ cheers and applause ♪
12:13 am
[forest sounds] [crunch] aaahh. liisshh. push it. ♪ aaahh push it ♪ [fox begins beatboxing] ♪ bum bum bum bum bum ♪ ♪ ooo baby baby, ba-baby baby ♪ nope. ♪ ♪ ♪ ah ♪ ♪there are places♪ ♪ ♪ ♪i remember♪ ♪all my life♪ ♪though some have changed♪ ♪all these places have their moments♪
12:14 am
♪with lovers and friends♪ ♪i still can recall,♪ ♪i know i'll often stop and think about them♪ ♪in my life, i love you more♪ having a 5g phone that's not on t-mobile makes as much sense as playing ice hockey... using pool noodles. get out of the penalty box with 5g coverage like this. t-mobile has more 5g bars in more places than anyone. t-mobile. more 5g bars in more places. another reason t-mobile is the leader in 5g ♪ “all i do is win” by dj khaled ♪ ♪ all i do is win, win, win no matter what! ♪ woman singing/cat meowing: got money on my mind, i can never get enough. ♪ and every time i step up in the building, ♪ ♪ everybody's hands go up! ♪
12:15 am
karaoke singer: and they stay there. and they say yeah. and they stay there, up, down, up, down, up, down. never lose confidence in how you run your business. intuit is bringing quickbooks and mailchimp together to help you set up and grow. candlemaker: that's not happening. [kazoo playing] new business? no problem. dj khaled: man, i love this scent. yeah!
12:16 am
♪ (delivery man) man,that's for you.ent. (mail recipient 2) it's opened. (delivery man) yup, i got another one here that's just the same. (mail recipient 4) why? (delivery man) sms, unencrypted texts, they're just like these. they're open. (mail recipient 5) what are you talking about? (delivery man) like if this was an unencrypted text... i just read it. (mail recipient 6) just like this. (delivery man) every text you send is just as open as your letters! including pictures! your texts are open!
12:17 am
we're all ready for a real vacation. one where you can sip tropical drinks with fruity garnishes, without having to get up. a vacation where you don't have to sweat the small stuff, like rummaging for room keys. and a vacation where drinks and wi-fi that's fast and reliable, are all included. because when you're on a real vacation with princess where you don't have to think about anything you can enjoy everything. book a princess cruise today and get even more during our best sale ever. visit or call 1-800-princess.
12:18 am
♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest is an nfl legend, and the head coach of the jackson state football team his docuseries "coach prime" is back with new episodes across all barstool sports digital channels ladies and gentlemen, please welcome deion sanders. [ cheers and applause ♪
12:19 am
♪ >> i like that >> jimmy: you know that? you know that? >> they know they did their homework. i like that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah >> we come out every game. that's what we play when we take the field i love it. i love it, guys. i love you you're the best. >> jimmy: the roots are the best around. >> you're the best you're the best >> jimmy: i'm so happy to have you here. >> thank you >> jimmy: "prime time. "prime time," deion sanders. you don't like -- you don't like "neon" deion? >> no. >> jimmy: you don't like "neon" deion >> no. they tried to give me that at florida state. i'd already earned "prime time" in high school i dropped 37 that night, had 2 dunks back to back, curl was wet look dry [ laughter ] and we're on our way home on the bus and my homie says, "you know what? you're prime time. i say, "you right. so, it was birthed then. you can't give me no nickname. i'm from the inner city, you can't just give us a nickname. you got to earn it i earned it -- "prime time." >> jimmy: "neon" deion, though [ cheers and applause >> i don't like "neon" deion i don't like that. >> jimmy: yeah, well what do i call you now do i call you "prime" or coach >> you can call me anything. you can call me "coach prime."
12:20 am
>> jimmy: "coach prime." >> yeah, like -- >> jimmy: yeah, i'm gonna call you "coach prime." it's back with new episodes. congratulations on that. >> thank you >> jimmy: very -- pretty historic season, by the way. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's -- it's the first time in jackson state history, i want to say, that the team won 11 games in a a season >> yes >> jimmy: also want to - yeah [ cheers and applause that's -- that's you and two of your sons play on the team >> yes >> jimmy: do they get any special treatment? >> none whatsoever first of all, they may get it harder than other kids if you know which kids are my sons, other than the way they look, i'm not doing my job coaching i'm tough. i'm disciplined. i'm tenacious on the kids. but i want them to be smart, fast, disciplined with character. and i gotta have that. if i don't have it, you're not playing for us i demand that. >> jimmy: yes, you do. that's why -- that's why you win. i love this. i love the show. but do the kid know that, not only did you play the super bowl, you also played in the world series >> the kids that play for me >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah, they kind of -- trust me, when we travel
12:21 am
somewhere with police escorts. we do it big so they kind of know who their coach is. >> jimmy: yeah [ light laughter ] >> they gotta know their coach is a little different. he's cut a little different. >> jimmy: do they know that their coach also had, like, a brief rap career >> they know their coach had hits yeah, hits [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hits >> hits. >> jimmy: hits yeah, you have extra -- the hits yeah, yeah i bought the cd. >> you should've >> jimmy: i did. [ laughter ] >> you should've >> jimmy: this is "prime time" deion sanders. [ cheers and applause look at you, man come on. [ laughter ] "must be the money" was my jam >> "must be the money" was the one. >> jimmy: that was the jam right there. actually, i have a little bit of the music video - >> uh-oh >> jimmy: just to remind you >> oh, lord. >> jimmy: yeah take a look. ♪ ♪ flashing lights on the dance floor ♪ ♪ the dj says my name as i make my intro ♪ ♪ must be the money ♪ ♪ i got so much jewels ♪ ♪ must be the money ♪
12:22 am
>> jimmy: yeah, that is "prime time. [ cheers and applause that's my man. >> i thank god god allowed me to live out all my dreams. and you got to understand, every athlete wants to be an entertainer, and every entertainer wants to be somewhat of an athlete >> jimmy: exactly. >> and i got to live out my dream. i'm -- i was excited i still have hits in me left, though >> jimmy: you -- you have more hits >> yes >> jimmy: yeah, exactly, hits. [ laughter ] your first full season at jackson state, which is a hbcu >> yes >> jimmy: what made you take that coaching job? >> why not why not? it was a tremendous opportunity to advance equality, to allow people to understand there is a -- not just a devastation, that's a turbulent time in hbcu sports and i just wanted to brig a -- shed light, bring equality, bring a spotlight on the programs and that's what we've accomplished at jackson state. >> jimmy: yeah, you've done that [ cheers and applause it's amazing you're also having the nfl look at players
12:23 am
>> yeah, well, we already had an nfl combine we have nfl pro day on our campus, which is going to now track nfl scouts they've come from the -- dozens of scouts have come to our practices now. all of hbcus, we're getting better quality of players now. kids coming out of high school, they're not saying no, and the hbcus are recruiting them now. once upon a time, they didn't think they could get them. but now they're saying, "you know what? we're going after that four star, we're going after that five star. we just happened to get the best kid in the country, the number one recruit, period, last week. [ applause ] >> jimmy: period >> period. >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah. >> jimmy: our buddy -- our buddy shaq -- we love him. he was talking about you the other day. and he said that he thinks that you should maybe be the coach of the dallas cowboys. >> i love jerry jones. i love the cowboys but i cannot coach pros. i have a problem with a professional athlete not doing his job, and he's getting handsomely paid. i don't have any toleration for
12:24 am
that there's some out there working their butts off. but there's plenty out there that just don't get it and i would fight. i would fight every day, as a coach. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i couldn't do it i'm old school >> jimmy: you're old school, yeah >> i'm old school. man, you know, we -- you made it as far from your work ethic -- >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah, it -- it would be tough. >> jimmy: yeah, these kids, they -- they want -- they want to play. they want to play the game >> yes the college kids, they want to play >> jimmy: exactly. >> yes >> jimmy: that's right there's also -- what do you think about the -- this new thing that's been coming up that there's not enough black coaches in the nfl >> that's true >> jimmy: yeah >> but the solvency of the problem is where everyone is deferred you can't make a billionaire do what a billionaire don't want to do. you can't make -- you hire a a housekeeper you don't want to hire to solve -- bring solvency to this problem, i think we should demand that there are three to four expansion teams, and you give those teams to an ethnic group. then you see how it -- see how falls. how it plays out, as owners. we need three black owners, and let's see how it plays out [ applause ]
12:25 am
>> jimmy: i like that. >> i like it too >> jimmy: let's talk about "coach prime." this follows the ups and downs of the season. can you talk about what people are going to see this season >> it's going to be phenomenal dana beers is a producer "dana beers is a producer," that sounded funny coming out of my mouth. "dana beers is a producer. he's phenomenal. you're going to see trials, tribulations, especially with myself personally. you're gonna see these kids triumph. you're going to see devastation, tribulations, and trials, and situations that they overcome adversity. but you're going to see a real inside look of how we get down and we don't sugar coat anything >> jimmy: you don't. >> no, you're going to see the truth. >> jimmy: yeah, do you remember those moments? i mean, i know what happened to you, but also, i mean, those moments where you go, like, "i can't do it? >> i never said i can't do it. that's not in my vocabulary, "i can't do it. >> jimmy: never? >> no, i'm the little engine that could i was on that train. [ laughter ] i said, "i think i can i think i can. >> jimmy: yeah >> "i think i can. >> jimmy: "i think i can." >> "i think i can. >> jimmy: "i think i can i know i can."
12:26 am
>> "i know i can." there you go >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here's a peek at this season of "coach prime." take a look. ♪ >> i'm tired of us just not living up to our fullest potential. brothers, i'm tired. and it's making me weary i didn't lose my voice from yelling. i lose my voice, because it's the tactic of the enemy to make my mobility and my voice, because my voice changes things and i'm tired. i'm going to continue to fight though, in my weariness. i'm going to continue to believe, even though nobody else believes. i'm going to continue to walk even if i have to shoot myself up but each and every one of y'all give me strength, man. y'all give me purpose. y'all keep me going. y'all give me hope y'all make me believe. and y'all could do that today. because i'm not going to lie to you, i'm tired if you don't do nothing else today, give me some strength, because i'm tired. >> jimmy: yeah [ cheers and applause >> now, right when i end, i look away, and i say, "now give me my theme music.
12:27 am
and that's when it comes on and the kids go crazy. >> jimmy: you know how to do it >> they love it. >> jimmy: that's deion sanders, everybody. "coach prime" on all barstool sports digital channels. we'll be right back with a a performance from liam gallagher stick around, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause
12:28 am
and now most admired alum! get up there. this is so embarrassing. there's no way it's me. you know her.... you love her.... ruh roh. what are you doing here? it's anna gomez! who? our first gigillionaire! with at&t fiber, anna's got the fastest internet with hyper-gig speeds. i didn't know you went to this school. we have a lot in common. live like a gigillionaire with at&t fiber. now with speeds up to 5-gigs. limited availability.
12:29 am
12:30 am
12:31 am
♪ [ cheers and applause
12:32 am
>> jimmy: performing "everything's electric" from his upcoming album "c'mon you know," here's liam gallagher [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ the city is burning sinking ships in the ocean ♪ ♪ with a head full of dreams at night ♪ ♪ sorrow's writte the story of life ♪ ♪ ain't nothing to do but i was diggin for gold dust ♪ ♪ i see the shame in your eyes this time ♪ ♪ and no baby it's cold inside ♪ ♪ your fake humbl called out got you tongue-tied ♪ ♪ your best chanc at success got ya denied ♪ ♪ no you though
12:33 am
i wouldn't know ♪ ♪ i don't hate yo but i despise that feeling ♪ ♪ there's nothing lef for me here ♪ ♪ you won't kno if you don't go ♪ ♪ superficial feelings ♪ ♪ it's hard to take it easy ♪ ♪ underneath the red su everything's electric ♪ ♪ ♪ tell me what do you love ♪ ♪ and would you let it kill you ♪ ♪ with a head full of dreams at night ♪ ♪ sorrows written the story of life ♪ ♪ and the higher that we go and the longer that we can fly ♪ ♪ i never kne what you wante so i gave you everythin' ♪
12:34 am
♪ your life's short and most days are long now ♪ ♪ chain of missing link is all that's left now ♪ ♪ so you gotta let it go ♪ ♪ i don't hate yo but i despise that feeling ♪ ♪ there's nothing lef for me here ♪ ♪ you won't kno if you don't go ♪ ♪ superficial feelings ♪ ♪ it's hard to take it easy ♪ ♪ underneath the red su everything's electric ♪ ♪ ♪
12:35 am
♪ i don't hate yo but i despise that feeling ♪ ♪ there's nothing lef for me here ♪ ♪ you won't kno if you don't go ♪ ♪ superficial feelings ♪ ♪ it's hard to take it easy ♪ ♪ underneath the red su everything's electric ♪ ♪ come on ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: "c'mon you know" is out may 27th
12:36 am
my thanks to uma thurman, deion sanders, liam gallagher, once again, and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania thank you for watching stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. goodnight, everybody [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
12:37 am
♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers. tonight -- jeremy irons - star of "how i met your father," actress hilary duff. comedian jeff wright featuring the 8g band with daniel fang. ♪ [ cheers and applause and now, seth meyers >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we're back in the studio we hope you're doing well, and now we're going to get to the news president biden is reportedly planning to communicate more directly with the american people in an effort to increase his poll numbers, so you might want to switch to the unlimited plan


info Stream Only

Uploaded by TV Archive on