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produce up to 15,000 hand wrapped cookies in a single day. >> i am very thankful that you guys support me throughout the years. and helped me throughout the years. i am very thankful. >> so here's a little trivia, soquel, the fortune cookie is not an old chinese tradition. historians trace its roots back to japan and california. many including think it originated in san francisco. >> see the process? you have like four or five seconds when it comes off of the griddle. two rapid really quickly. >> oh, i wouldn't survive. >> they are skilled. thanks for joining us. we made it to the weekend. thanks for joining us on this friday night. >> take care. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the
tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests - chance the rapper, the cast of "reservation dogs" musical guest chance the rapper, featuring joey bada$$. and the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1691 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. welcome. looking good it's time, get ready to enjoy yourself enjoy yourself welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show.
you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause thank you for watching at home guys, it seems like there's so much going on right now. this weekend president biden tested positive again for covid. yeah someone in illinois won the $1.3 billion mega millions jackpot. tonight was a new episode of "the bachelorette. [ cheers ] and applebee's is selling chicken wing flavored lip gloss. [ cheers and laughter there's a lot to go over let's just jump in, cover it all at once. it's time for "newssmash." here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: first up -- after testing negative for covid last week, president biden has tested positive again in a a rebound case wow, the odds of that happening are like one in a -- billion. [ laughter ] that's how much cash the mega millions winner is taking home with a bank account like that, they'll never have a job again, kind of like every contestant on "the bachelorette."
[ laughter ] gabby and rachel have narrowed it down to about a dozen guys. they've come on -- they went on dates to paris they flew on helicopters unlike the real world, where your first date is usually at - applebee's [ laughter ] they're making an all new chicken wing flavored lip gloss. the only way you're going to want to slather that on your lips is if you can't taste or smell. covid -- [ laughter and applause [ cheers and applause it's hard for biden. it's no fun being isolated and alone when you're someone who's so - gabby. [ light laughter ] will she get her man, or will rachel swoop in and steal him? pretty soon they'll be off to the fantasy suite, trying to get -- lucky. [ laughter ] imagine your friend winning the lottery. if you were ever mean to them, then it's definitely time for you to - pucker up. [ light laughter ] seriously, chicken wing lip gloss from a chain restaurant? i mean, rubbing that on your face feels like a real - gamble [ laughter ] the winner is sure glad they did, but you know they were at home double, triple, and quadruple checking just to be -
positive [ laughter ] when he found out that he's still contagious, biden got sent home alone in a limo, just like the loser on "the bachelorette." [ laughter ] the winners get the girls while the losers might as well be -- boneless [ laughter ] so, in conclusion, get a rose, that blows, so close, so gross [ laughter ] this has been a "newssmash." [ cheers and applause ♪ that's right that's right over the weekend, president biden returned to isolation after once again testing positive for covid in what his doctor called a a rebound case right now, biden's looking on the bright side. he's like, "well, at least my covid got a second term. [ laughter ] that's right a rebound case of covid, usually when a 79-year-old is on the rebound, you're meeting your new aunt named barbara. [ laughter ] that's right the virus came back so fast,
staffers didn't even have time to take down the "get well soon" balloons they're like, "wait, you just --" luckily, biden's doing okay. he's back to binge watching "matlock" right off -- where he left off [ laughter ] biden has covid again. he was positive, then negative, now he's back to positive. they're saying it's 'cause of the medicine he took, but i think it might be something else watch this commercial i saw the other day. >> do you love practical joke? then pick up vladimir putin's trick covid test, the only test that trick you it's a positive, then negative, then positive, then negative, then monkeypox, then pregnant. vladimir putin's trick covid test used by white house and they don't even know. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: isn't that amazing he's selling trick covid tests >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: speaking of covid -- the white house is planning to offer updated booster shots to americans this fall. yep, it's still the same booster except these are gonna be pumpkin spice
[ light laughter ] meanwhile, this weekend, former president trump was busy hosting the saudi arabia-backed liv golf tournament at his club in new jersey. and i saw a photo of him singing the national anthem i thought was funny. look at this there he is. >> steve: oh [ laughter ] oh >> jimmy: yeah, he's either singing the national anthem or burping up a hot dog i don't know what. [ laughter ] but this is fun. if you hit a golf ball in his mouth, you win a free round. >> steve: really [ laughter ] >> jimmy: isn't that fun i think it's cool. well, it was a life changing weekend for the person in illinois who purchased the winning ticket for the $1.3 billion mega millions jackpot. the winner hasn't come forward yet, so either they're contacting financial experts or they're at home like, "crap, where is it? all right, i had it in my --" [ laughter ] "i went swimming i went swimming. oh, wait, no one turn on the washing machine! no one do anything." [ laughter ] "no one do anything. where was it i had it --" [ cheers and applause ] "why do shirts have pockets? too many pockets!"
but this is a great story. i mean, one person hit the mega -- that's -- that's a lot of money right there $1.3 billion i mean, i played, i only got one number tariq, how about you >> tariq: i didn't play. the odds are a trillion to one and, what, am i supposed to believe that i have a chance like if i pick, i dunno, 13 for my wife's birthday and then, like, 36 and 45 because those are the two streets i lived on as a kid. and then 57 and 67 because they're the uniform numbers of my favorite athletes and then 14 because it's my lucky number please [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tariq, 13, 36, 45, 57, 67, and 14 were the winning numbers. >> tariq: um, i'm sorry. what's this now? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you just randomly selected the numbers that would have won you over a billion dollars. >> tariq: uh, will you excuse me [ light laughter ] [ bleep [ applause ]
i'm, um, happy for the winner. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, good yeah, nice of you. [ cheers and applause yeah, the chase for the big mega millions prize is over now, but that hasn't stopped reporters from telling us just how unlikely it was that we would have ever won this listen to this >> the odds of winning were astronomical, 1 in 303 million >> according to some experts you are nearly three times more likely to be killed by a a vending machine-related accident [ light laughter ] >> you're more likely to be hit by a meteorite >> you have better odds to be struck by lightning. >> you are more likely to be killed by a swarm of bees or hornets. >> you had a better chance of having a "toilet-related injury," whatever that means [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "toilet related injury"? >> steve: "toilet related injury"? >> jimmy: was it -- vending machine? the odds of getting struck by lightning on a toilet must be insane [ laughter ]
switching gears, on saturday, pope francis acknowledged that he will need to slow down or retire so, i guess we know who won the mega millions. [ laughter ] congratulations, your holiness you can tell the pope is ready to retire. today someone asked him for a miracle, and he was like, "what do i look like a freaking genie over here?" [ laughter ] some business news i read that today the ceo of carnival cruise line has stepped down >> steve: oh >> jimmy: yeah, apparently he was tired of being in charge of toilet-related injuries. [ laughter ] some entertainment news, disney plus is working on a live action "eragon" tv series >> steve: ooh. [ audience oohs >> jimmy: yeah, it's pretty exciting yeah, so here's the, uh, here's the trailer for it >> "eragon," the most popular books of 2002. now just 20 short years later, it's finally time for this beloved series about - [ record scratch ] horses or like, frogs [ frog croak ] or was it unicorns i forget "eragon," prepare to be reminded >> jimmy: wow.
[ cheers and applause what was that about? guys, did you see this video of passengers on a frontier airlines flight being sprayed with some refreshing mist apparently it's a thing they do but this -- this looks a little thick. check this out >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: ew >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: yeah, wow, that's -- they call this the "vegetable aisle at kroger experience." [ laughter ] first time a flight's been delayed because of bad weather inside the plane [ laughter ] and yet somehow the chicken was still dry. isn't that unbelievable? guys, finally, you ever see a photo in the news and think that headline should be different? well, we'll take care of that right now. it's time for "news and improved." here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ news and improved ♪ >> jimmy: for example, check out this first photo
the original headline was "boris johnson visits research institute. that headline can definitely be improved, 'cause if you only looked at the photo the headline could have been, "plinko contestant gets way too high before a game." [ laughter and applause up next, this headline says "new york city mayor launches loan forgiveness program." headline could've been "man attends comic-con dressed as chef morpheus. [ laughter and applause next headline was "prince charles arrives to commonwealth games." headline could have been "guy who didn't shoplift from best buy still panicked by the alarm. [ laughter and applause next headline was "kamala harris meets with virginia legislators." headline could have been "woman already on fifth, 'oh, wow,' and friend's story seemed nowhere near over. [ applause ] next headline was, "pope francis begins pastoral visit to canada.
headline could have been, "so me and a rabbi walk into a a bar. [ laughter and applause what else is going -- what else is going on? [ laughter and applause this next headline was "prince william attends royal ascot races. headline could have been "'young mr. monopoly' picked up for a second season. [ laughter and applause i'd check that out and finally, this headline was, "u.s.a. wins gold in world athletics championships. headline could have been "last guy still playing wordle just got it in two. [ laughter and applause that's all that we have for "news and improved." we have a great show chance the rapper is here tonight. [ cheers and applause the cast of the fx series "reservation dogs" is here [ cheers and applause and to close off the show tonight, chance the rapper is performing with joey bada$$. [ cheers and applause oh, yeah stick around when we come back, we're gonna meet some very talented pets come on back, ladies and gentlemen. ♪ [ cheers and applause
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. now, we all love our pets, and every pet owner thinks that their pet is the best. well, i wanted to see if that was true, so it's time for, "why is your pet better than me?" ♪ ♪ why is your pet better than me better than me ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: all right. let's meet our first pet come on over welcome. what are your names? ♪ hi, nice to meet you nice to meet you nice to meet you hello. what's your names and where are you from >> haamyn. >> i'm perry we are from miami. >> jimmy: miami? >> yeah, miami >> jimmy: thank you for being here and who do we have here? >> this is my dog, princess praga. she wants to say hi. >> jimmy: hi, princess oh, thank you. oh, that's very nice thank you. >> she's so excited. >> she wants to give just some kisses
>> jimmy: okay some kisses. you're allowed to do that. that is amazing. what is princess praga you said what is princess praga -- why is she better than me? besides just being cuter, yeah >> so she gets emotional when i play violin. would you like to see it >> jimmy: so, when you play the violin, she gets emotional >> she gets emotional. >> jimmy: i think i do as well yeah, okay ♪ [ audience ohs ] ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. it's definitely emotional. yeah oh, no oh, no [ audience aws ] oh, no, good okay good. very nice. [ applause ] ♪ it's going to be all right it's all right it's going to be all right it's going to be okay. that's great playing, by the way. oh, wow. that's something else. [ light laughter ] >> she has many other talents. >> jimmy: come back. bring her back next time
i appreciate you being here. thank you [ applause ] bonus trick. she's laid out let's meet our next pet. come over. oh, hi hello. ♪ what is your name, and where are you from >> this is leo, and i'm melanie. and we're from hamilton, ontario. >> jimmy: hey, welcome thank you so much for being here hi, leo. how ya doing i don't even know what you do with cats. they don't lick you or say hi. they kind of a thing of their own. >> he's not motivated like a a dog. so, he self-taught himself to play the guitar and fetch. >> jimmy: he plays -- and fetch? >> he teaches people how to do it >> jimmy: really is very talented did you say play guitar and fetch? >> yes >> jimmy: fetch is like nothing. play guitar? [ laughter ] >> he can do that too. >> jimmy: that's very impressive can we see if leo can play the guitar that's amazing all right. here we go blankie there -- then theres a guitar >> it's a process. >> jimmy: yeah, i understand leo. >> hey, leo.
do your thing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's acting as if he's never even seen a guitar. [ laughter ] that's an amazing talent in its own right if you think about it you know, you go, wow, he's actually - he's seeing a guitar for the first time that's something there well, i thank you so much for coming on the show i think that was pretty good you did a good job [ applause ] ♪ thank you, leo wow. thank you very, very much. yeah, yeah the other dog is crying again. [ laughter ] i thought he did a good job. oh, it's time to meet our last pet. this is very good. i'm very excited about this. come on over hi hi how you doing? ♪ >> hey >> jimmy: jimmy. >> i'm katie and that is ellie.
>> jimmy: hi oh, yeah hi how you doing? nice to see you. okay, perfect. what is the talent here? why is your pet better than me >> well, ellie loves food. we usually give her two different foods to taste and then she'll pick her favorite. >> jimmy: she'll pick a favorite >> yes, she will we thought we would do a little taste tournament here for "the tonight show." >> jimmy: yes. we are very excited about this what do we have to do? [ applause ] >> all right so, for the first round. let's see ellie. can you sit? good girl. i'm going to let her taste watermelon and string cheese >> jimmy: which one will she pick which one will she choose? watermelon or string cheese? i think string cheese. >> all right so, ellie. first you have to taste it good taste can you taste the watermelon good taste all right, which one take it. >> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause i love this. i love this. this is great. i could do this all night. what is this one >> so now we have a carrot and a strawberry >> jimmy: oh, i'm going to say
carrot on this one >> all right going carrot all right. taste it >> jimmy: taste it first >> just taste it good girl. all right. which one? take it. >> jimmy: yeah [ cheers and applause two for two. >> two for two >> jimmy: take this dog on the road make some money over here all right. now, this is -- this is the finale right here. >> this will be the championship yep. >> jimmy: so, it's carrot versus string cheese >> that's right. >> all right ellie. >> jimmy: ellie, you can do this >> ellie, just taste >> jimmy: just taste >> girl. >> jimmy: just taste ellie, just taste. oh, my gosh. she won't even taste it. >> good girl >> jimmy: she's staring at the cheese like it's a cat playing a guitar you know what you want to do, ellie. >> ellie, ready? you want to say it say, take it >> jimmy: take it. yeah [ cheers and applause ♪ everyone come back over here i'm so happy to have you here. and please come back when leo is ready to play guitar.
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>> jimmy: our first guest tonight is an emmy-nominated and three-time grammy-winning artist his album "star line gallery" will be out later this year. and his latest single "the highs & the lows" is out now everyone please welcome chance the rapper. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> what's up, jimmy? >> jimmy: it's good to see you, bud. it's always great to see you how you doing? how's the family doing how are the kids >> everybody's good. thank you. yeah, my kids are good >> jimmy: yeah how old are the kids now >> my youngest, marli, is 3. and kensli is 6. and they're both about to celebrate birthdays, so add one. >> jimmy: you've been coming on the show for many years. >> yeah.
>> jimmy: and you're usually wearing a hat. >> typically, yeah >> jimmy: yeah with the number three on it. >> this one. exactly. >> jimmy: i think the first time you came on, either you gave it to me or i took it and then i had to give it back to you[ laughter ] >> i do remember this. no, because i introduced the hat on the show. you're so right. >> jimmy: you only had one hat >> that was the fir -- that was literally the prototype. and i let you wear it. and then, i was like, "yo. >> jimmy: "i need it back, sorry. [ laughter ] >> that was so embarrassing to ask for it back. >> jimmy: that was years ago, yeah >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's been ten years, by the way ten years ago, your first mixtape. >> my first project, yeah. "10 day. >> jimmy: "10 day" came out. what do you remember about putting that out where were you >> i was -- i was in chicago and i remember i was a year out of high school what i really remember was i was -- i had been, like, touring. i started like opening up for childish gambino because i had shown him my mixtape and i did a few dates as like an unknown opener. and, like three weeks later, my mixtape came out and it kind of just changed the
scope of everything. 'cause then, people knew what they were coming to see. and they were like -- they'd be a few more fans. so, it just gave me an opportunity to, like, i don't know, to give stuff to people. 'cause i've always been a performer. >> jimmy: yeah >> a song maker. >> jimmy: yeah >> but once you record it, once you make it, once you have a a project, it just feels different. >> jimmy: you're always doing new. and every time you come on, i'm so happy and honored that you come on our show to announce stuff and talk about stuff but you're doing this new festival in ghana -- >> jimmy: -- next year it's called the black star line festival >> yeah. >> jimmy: talk to me about that >> yeah, i'm very, very excited. yeah january 6th, we are going to west africa, to accra, ghana, and putting on a very, like, important event. and -- >> jimmy: what inspired you to do it? >> that's funny that you ask i would love to talk a little bit about it, yeah well, in the 1920s -- and actually in 1922, the u.s. government shut down a very, very important vessel and means of connection for black people
there was this thing called the black star line. it was created by marcus garvey and invested in by just, you know, common black people around on the east coast and basically, they created a connection via trade with this giant fleet of ships that he owned so, he had these ocean liners that would go between the u.s. and all the black islands and the continent. and it created like a network or connection for black people globally and he had a lot of, like, ideas about black interconnectedness and so, i'm inspired and there's a lot of people that are inspired by his works, his ideas, and also just the idea of global blackness and being in connection. and so, we're giving a -- we're giving it an opportunity i'm very excited about it. >> jimmy: that's january 6th [ cheers and applause it's a lot to -- it's a giant thing to put on, a festival. >> yeah.
it's something i'm very, very excited about. >> jimmy: good for you >> as you can tell >> jimmy: yeah, no, i like it. >> but january 6th, like you said, the black star line festival we invite black people from everywhere, from -- not just from the u.s but from the uk and from the islands. and you know, we're everywhere so, we invite you to come to accra to be in a space of peace, of connectivity, of music, of art. and just -- and just love. and i implore you to look up the black star line and to -- and to just, you know, get in tune >> jimmy: yeah [ cheers and applause that's why i love you. you're always doing something like that. you're always giving back and always making people think as well i love this. this is the -- "the highs & the lows." >> yes >> jimmy: now, i like this because, now, you're -- you're doing a thing now with every song that comes out, every project that comes out, you put a different piece of artwork with it. >> yeah, yeah. so, this is the -- this is the cover art, i guess, for -- for "the highs & the lows. but it's also a photograph by yannis davy guibinga, who is a
a photographer from gabon, west africa. and i met him in my travels as i've been doing this art stuff and kind of, like, collaborating with more artists. but, yeah, i've been trying to figure out ways to -- to make my music translate in more ways, you know what i mean i feel like i talk about sometimes things that are really heavy or very detailed. >> jimmy: yeah >> and some people are visual learners and so, i've been getting way more into film and into, you know, the -- the visual arts and working with artists like yannis or when i did - >> jimmy: where do you meet these artists? they come to you >> i -- i meet a lot of them through social media so luckily, we live in the future like the jetsons [ laughter ] and we can just -- you just meet people online but i met -- the first artist i did this with, nilo bionga, i met in ghana in january. and she's a painter and architect that has lived all over and had a lot of different experiences.
and me and her had some conversations about our art. how it can be commodified. how important it can be as a a tool or a weapon and it kind of rolled out into this thing where now every time i make a song, you know, i'm going to make sure that people can receive it in as many ways as possible. and making something that's sustainable like, you know, a living piece of art is the type of stuff that i'm into. >> jimmy: yeah isn't that kind of - that's awesome [ cheers and applause because it's kind of - i love that, because it's almost like what you were saying when you first started out and you're opening up for childish gambino that's a big gig for you and you're like, "but i got to give out --" you got to give out your mixtape. >> physical, yeah. >> jimmy: and you go, "that's what i'm doing." and you're still doing that in a different way. bud, isn't that cool >> thanks, man >> jimmy: come on, man we love you, man >> i love you, dude! you're just a great friend [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: chance the rapper, performing later with joey bada$$. you want to stick around and play a game with me? >> i would love to play a game >> jimmy: let's play a game. come on back chance and i are playing "hey, robot" when we come back come on, bud [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applauses ] >> jimmy: all right. welcome back to "the tonight show." we're hanging out with chance the rapper right here and we're about to play "hey robot. ♪ hey, he hey robo hey robot ♪ >> jimmy: all right. now -- here's how this works this is based on the real board game "hey robot" that you can play at home it's like the classic game password but your partner is a a smart speaker. okay, so first, i'll pick a card with a word on it and then, we'll take turns asking a question to get the speaker to say that word somewhere in it's answer if it does, you get a point. all right, i'll go first >> okay. >> jimmy: okay i have to get it to say giraffe. okay >> good luck >> jimmy: alexa, what is an animal with a tall neck?
>> here's something i found on the web. according to ossoplin.com, giraffes are the tallest of all land animals [ dinging [ applause ] >> jimmy: all right. you see what i'm saying, dude? >> i didn't know you can use it like that? that's awesome >> jimmy: i'm a pro. i'm a pro at this. all right, here you go you're up. >> all right here we go um, okay tongs. i have to get her to say tongs >> jimmy: tongs. >> all right oh, jesus. hey, alexa what are the utensils that you use to grab food >> sorry, i don't have an asnwer - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hold on. alexa, what are the utensils you use to grab food >> here's something i found on the web. according to wiseandchic.com, tongs are kitchen utensils [ dinging >> thanks, jimmy
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guests star in the critically acclaimed peabody-winning fx series "reservation dogs. season two premiers this wednesday on hulu. please welcome d'pharaoh woon-a-tai, paulina alexis, and lane factor. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. you guys look great. not only is this your first time here, thank you for being here, but for all of you, this is your very first late night talk show ever >> yep [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i'm honored.
the show "reservation dogs" has gotten amazing accolades it's over 80 critics' best of tv lists you won a peabody award. you won a gotham award for breakthrough series. it's 98% on rotten tomatoes. that's all great stuff [ cheers and applause i want to get into the show. but i want to get to know a little bit more about you guys d'pharaoh, talk to me. were you always into acting? was that the acting -- was that your plan? >> um, not really. i mean, when i was a little kid, i used to -- me and my twin brother used to make little skits here and there. but i never thought i could actually do it or be on a stage like here. >> jimmy: really >> yeah. >> jimmy: and how did you hear about the audition >> just like any other audition i got a self tape. really, what's interesting, is in the final audition, they brought us into this room, and i seen how the camera was just on a tripod right there. and i know i had to do something different, right and in the first episode, if you guys have seen it, my character is looking into the camera like, "what's up, guys. so, i took the camera, and i
picked it up and i pointed it to myself. i'm like, "yo, what's up these are my 'rez dog' friends. and i showed taika and all of them >> jimmy: yeah they really got it involved with my scene. i think that's a big reason why i got it >> jimmy: how did you get the guts to do that in an audition >> i don't know. i had to do something different. >> jimmy: yeah >> i had to do something different. >> jimmy: and paulina, you wanted to be an action star. >> yes >> jimmy: is that true >> yes, that's true. >> jimmy: and i know that you are really into sports did you coach hockey or you do coach hockey >> yes, i coached at a native tournament called alberta native hockey provincials, and i got to coach the alexis novice team. and that was pretty fun. back home in my reserve, we don't have a lot of female hockey role models, so, like, i get to be a nice hockey role model for my nieces and my nephews. >> jimmy: yeah, you didn't have that as a kid? >> no, i didn't have that growing up >> jimmy: lane, you're still in school what do the other kids think about all this you get treated differently? do you get special treatment
>> for the most part, a lot of them don't know or just don't care [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. that's kids for you. yeah >> i have a few friends who they ask, "what are you going to do when you go back to school?" and, like, "what are you going to do about them?" i'm just like, well, not really telling many people about it a lot of people don't even know and some people who do know, just kind of stay quiet about it >> jimmy: yeah do people go, like, "well, you're acting like your character? because you kind of act like your character [ light laughter ] >> yeah, i am -- i'm actually pretty similar to my character in, like, many ways. >> jimmy: he is, right >> i'm not very different from him. >> jimmy: are all you guys kind of similar to -- do you -- like, you're very -- you've got a good, funny one liners that you throw out there. >> that's what i love about the show, 'cause, like, we're all basically playing themselves like, they wanted rez kids, they got rez kids. so, yeah >> jimmy: that's exactly right [ cheers and applause the show, can you set up the show i don't know who is the best to set it up and tell everyone what it's about. if you haven't seen it, it's on hulu >> "reservation dogs" is about four native kids growing up in a reservation and after they lose their best friend, they
want to leave the reservation. but as the show goes on, they learn just how really special it is. and they come to love it and not wanting to leave at all. >> jimmy: yeah that's -- that's good. that's a good way to describe it [ applause ] it's very -- it's very funny it's very action-packed. it's very -- also very loving as well. and i think it's getting great attention for this great acting and directing and all that stuff. but also, it's a culture that i don't know much about. so, i like seeing it and going, "oh, yeah. and just going, "oh, i want to learn more about it. are there parts of the show that you like better than the other parts? do you like doing the heist stuff? do you like doing the getting in trouble stuff do you like being funny? do you like the dramatic acting >> i love all the funny stuff, so >> native people are so funny. and like, it's the first time it's ever been shown before. >> jimmy: yeah >> so, that's why i think a lot of people are falling in love with it, because it's our humor. like, we're really funny people it just hasn't been shown before
>> jimmy: yeah good i agree with you i want to show everyone a clip here's a sneak peek of season two of "reservation dogs." take a look. >> i'll have sacred duties >> who is he talking to? >> i think it's safe to say he's delusional. >> got to set a good example help others. >> uncle >> what? >> the director's cut of big trouble and little trouble i've never seen this one >> what the -- are you kids doing here >> we need help. >> no. you caught me right in the middle of making myself a better man >> what's that mean? >> it means get the -- out okay what the -- are you doing with that >> it was in the trash >> my mistake. leave me alone >> jimmy: yeah [ cheers and applause you have great chemistry you guys are so good the cast of "reservation dogs. season two premieres this wednesday on hulu. we'll be right back with a a performance from chance the rapper featuring joey badass stick around, everybody. come on back [ cheers and applause ♪
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between two initiatives on sports betting. prop 27 generates hundreds of millions every year to permanently fund getting people off the streets a prop 26? not a dime to solve homelessness prop 27 has strong protections to prevent minors from betting. prop 26? no protections for minors. prop 27 helps every tribe, including disadvantaged tribes. prop 26? nothing for disadvantaged tribes vote yes on 27.
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come around come aroun ♪ say to work outdisguises comiw go and get high ♪ ♪ i promise you're comin' dow comin' down comin' dow comin' down comin' dow chano ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that is how you do it that is how you do it, right there. that is how you do it. chance the rapper, joey badass [ cheers and applause my thanks to the cast of "reservation dogs," chance the rapper, joey badass. the roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania thank you for watching stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. goodnight, everybody "the highs & the lows. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪
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