tv The Late Show With Stephen Colbert CBS December 22, 2017 11:35pm-12:37am PST
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thanks so much! please have a seat! you're too kind. welcome to the "late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. now, i don't know about you, but i've got a little extra pep in my step tonight because donald trump has left the country. ( cheers and applause ) breathing a little easier. federal judges, now would be a good time to reinstate that travel ban. ( laughter ) he'll be flying in from a dangerous part of the world. he said some radical stuff. i'm just saying, extreme vetting. that's all i'm asking for. ( cheers and applause ) ( piano riff ) where does his money come from, so many unknowns. his first stop this weekend was saudi arabia, where trump was greeted on the tarmac by king salman. that's nice. not all royalty will do an airport pickup. ( laughter ) just call me, i'll be circling. just call me.
the saudis know that the quickest way to trump's heart is through his ego. so they put up trump-themed billboards everywhere. including one of his tweets, "great to be in riyadh, saudi arabia. looking forward to the afternoon and evening ahead. #potus abroad." ( laughter ) they even put one of his tweets on the welcome sign. "welcome to riyadh. rosie o'donnell is a fat pig." ( laughter ) surprised they did that. that sign is not halal now. they even projected his face five stories high onto the wall of his hotel. no, no, you have to -- that way, if he got lost, he could find his way back. ( laughter ) now, back when obama made the same trip, trump tweeted, "many people are saying it was wonderful that mrs. obama refused to wear a scarf in saudi arabia, but they were insulted. we have 'eee-noof' enemies." ( laughter ) eee-noof. ( laughter ) so, it was something of a surprise when melania emerged
from air force one also without a scarf. but she cleverly drew attention away from her head by wearing one of her husband's w.w.e. belts. ( laughter ) ( piano riff ) atomic. she'll atomic drop you. boom! diamond cutter! ( applause ) then there's the bow. somehow, the saudi king always gets the u.s. president to bow. it happened to george bush in 2008, and obama in 2009. trump gave obama a ton of grief for that. so there was no way trump was going to bow when king salman gave him the medal. here he is going from the knees -- trying not to -- and the bow, and a little curtsy at the end there. ( laughter ) ( applause ) very nice. thank you. ( piano riff ) it doesn't matter. you've got to bow to get the
thing around your neck. but it's kind of a dirty trick by the saudi king. first of all, he's short. second, he's holds the medal down here. "come and get it -- limbo lower -- how low cou( laughter ) now, after arriving, the president then took part in a traditional celebratory sword dance called the "ardha." and here's trump, sword-flopping to the beat. "i'm not here to cause no trouble. i'm just here to do the middle east shuffle." ( laughter ) there you go. there you go. ( piano riff ) just kind of doing it. just kind of doing it. you can kind of hear what he's thinking. he's going -- "okay, donny, this is weird, but get through it, and they'll let you meet the genie." it's going to be fun, i'm going to wish for all the wishes. ( laughter ) it's hard to tell what song these guys are dancing to.
jim, can we turn up the sound a little bit? ♪ it's raining men ♪ it's raining men ( applause ) but not everyone looked comfortable at the party. here's steve bannon realizing these are not the kind of men in white robes he's used to. ( laughter ) ( audience reacts ) ( applause ) >> stephen: what?! what?! what?! we joke. we joke because we love. it wasn't all sword play. trump also helped at the opening ceremony for "the global center for combating extremist ideology" by laying hands upon this glowing orb! ( laughter ) whatever qualities that magical sphere confers: eternal youth is not one of them. fellas, if i may, you need to work on your "not-looking-like- supervillains" skills. look at that! it looks like they're activating
the undersea robot to emerge from its volcano base and kill aquaman. ( laughter ) jim, can we pull out and see who else is there? saruman and gargamel. there you go, yeah. i knew it! ( laughter ) ( applause ) of course-- i don't know what they're doing. >> jon: yeah, i don't either. >> stephen: i would be surprised if you did know. if you knew, i would be a little worried. >> jon: yeah, i know. >> stephen: of course, the centerpiece of trump's saudi visit was his speech to the muslim world, which he apparently gave in crazy ahmed's chandelier emporium. trump had a lot of kind words about his host region. >> saudi arabia is home to the holiest sites in one of the world's great faiths. all over the world, people dream
of walking through the ruins of petra in jordan. iraq was the cradle of civilization and is a land of natural beauty. the entire region is at the center of the key shipping lanes of the suez canal, the red sea, and the straits of hormuz. >> stephen: that's a hard sell. it really feels like he's trying to sell a time share on the euphrates. ( laughter ) "each unit comes with a plunge pool and gym access! act now, and we'll throw in this free glowing orb!" i don't know what it does. ( applause ) trump also laid out how he was going to help saudi arabia. >> this landmark agreement includes the announcement of a $110 billion saudi-funded
defense purchase, and we will be sure to help our saudi friends to get a good deal from our great american defense companies. >> stephen: yeah, also we're running a deal. if you buy 10 f-35 fighter jets today, bring in your fully punched card, we'll throw in a free sub. a nuclear sub. ( applause ) donald trump's not the only one who enjoyed his trip to saudi arabia. so did commerce secretary and crypt-keeper's fun brother, wilbur ross. >> the thing that was fascinating to me, there was not a single hint of a protester anywhere there during the whole time we were there. not one guy with a bad placard. >> stephen: yeah, so great! no protesters anywhere in saudi arabia! nobody holding up a bad placard or anything. ( laughter ) of course, it's pretty hard to hold up anything when you don't have any hands. ( laughter )
( applause ) now, i know that sounds dark. i don't want to exaggerate that saudi arabia is so oppressive they cut off protesters hands. that's not typical, and i apologize. in fact, political dissent in saudi arabia is punishable by decapitation. so saudi political chants are a lot tamer than here. what do we want? to keep our noggins. when do we want it? whatever's good with you, great job, chief! no placards. ( applause ) then just this morning, the president did something else historic, he took what's believed to be the first open direct flight to israel from saudi arabia. president trump is hoping his visit to israel will have long- term effects. in fact, the white house put out this actual press release today saying that one of their major goals is to promote the possibility of lasting peach.
( audience reacts ) yes, lasting peach. and i think this one's really going to resonate with the american people because americans really want something with peach in it -- peach ice cream, peach cobbler, im-peach - - anything with peach! ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: yeah! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: spreading a message of hope. now, people were worried this would be a tense trip, because last week we learned that trump gave classified israeli intelligence to the russians. but trump explained why he's technically innocent. >> just so you understand, i never mentioned the word or the name "israel". never mentioned it during our conversation. they're all saying i did. so, you had another story wrong.
never mentioned the word israel. >> stephen: okay, okay "new york times," you got that one wrong, okay? yes, i gave away classified information to the russians that everyone knew is from israel. but i didn't say israel until right now. israel, israel, israel." ( laughter ) ( applause ) it's funny, you say a word enough, it doesn't mean anything anymore. israel. ( laughter ) trump also traveled to jerusalem where he became the first sitting president to visit the western wall, the holiest site in judaism. "nice wall. how did you get mexico to pay for it? ( laughter ) by the way, by the way -- mazel taco," everybody. ( laughter ) hey, you know what? does everyone want a little donald trump palate cleanser?
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>> stephen: give it up for the band! ( cheers and applause ) congratulations, jon. this man, for those of you who don't know it -- am i right in saying, jon, that this weekend you gave the commencement speech at salve regina college? >> jon: that's right, that's right. >> stephen: congratulations. did you get an honorary doctorate? >> jon: that's right, salve regina. >> stephen: you're dr. batiste now! ( applause ) >> jon: yeah, dr. batiste! >> stephen: bring the prescription pad in, my friend. my first guest tonight suddenly has the number one show in cable news! please welcome rachel maddow! ( cheers and applause )
>> stephen: thanks for being here. >> nice to see you. >> stephen: nice to see you. you're always fun to talk to. it's always interesting, it's always informative and it's always fun. but i've especially wanted to talk to you say, since november 9 at about 12:01 in the morning. >> yeah. >> stephen: how are you doing? first of all, congratulations on having the number one cable news show. >> thank you very much. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: paid off after a lot of hard work for many years. >> it's hard to understand why these things happen. but it's nice, i feel like. one thing that's nice about it is that i do cable news in kind of a weird way. we haven't changed the way we do the show at all. it just seems more people want that now. i assume people will go back to not wanting it sometime soon and i will be stuck. >> stephen: i think they will want it for four to eight years, rachel. ( laughter ) i've said this to you before, what you do better than pretty much anybody out there is you
lay a story out for the audience like parts on the lawn. like, this is a car. we'll build a car tonight. that's the carburetor, those are the wheels and the brake pads. you assemble the car in front of the audience, and i think that's what people want right now is someone to go -- they say, wait, what happened today? and you say, let me explain to you what happened today. >> i definitely feel like the most important thing i can do right now is just try to explain stuff. here's what happened, here's why we believe it to be true and here's why it seems important. just doing that, even if that's all you're trying to do, even if you're not trying to break new news and just trying to explain the news that's out there, that's really hard to cram into an hour-long show. so much stuff happening every day, stuff breaks after dinnertime every day, every week night now. >> stephen: there are multiple times we've done the monologue and find out comey was fired and at the end of the show we write a new monologue and put it at the top of the old monologue. we do that over and over again. that used to be like, oh, we'll
get it tomorrow. you can't wait till tomorrow to get it. >> exactly. >> stephen: well let's talk about what's going on in the last few days. he's in the middle east right now. what do you make of his trip so far? >> um -- ( laughter ) you know, when he -- >> stephen: i haven't seen the news lately. is there peace in the middle east? has he solved it? ( laughter ) >> exactly. today, my favorite moment was when he flew from saudi arabia to israel and, as soon as he got to israel, he said, i was just in the middle east. ( laughter ) israel is, like, where are you now? i would be like me getting here and saying, i was just in new york, it was crazy! >> stephen: now you're on broadway. ( laughter ) >> presidential trips can go either way when there's a president in a time of crisis. in watergate, right when nixon was fighting the release of the oval office tapes, he decided to go to saudi arabia and israel and came back and made this
argument he was so important for world peace you couldn't possibly release those tapes, and the supreme court said, yeah, they released the tapes and then he was gone. they didn't say it that way, through -- >> stephen: we might have to blur your chin. i'm not sure what just happened. >> i'm only quoting former justice scalia who famously did that. >> stephen: i miss that good man. >> he did. >> stephen: i know, i remember. >> these trips can go well and sometimes not go well. it is strange his first trip abroad is to saudi arabia. >> stephen: after the number of times he complained about saudi arabia being a source of terror and saying obama shouldn't bow and that kind of stuff. >> saying the clinton foundation never should have never taken saudi money and the saudis will need to start paying and the saudis did 9/11, he said all this stuff about saudi arabia, but technically a president is supposed to use the first trip to pay tribute to our closest allies.
usually it's to, like, the u.k. or some place that we have a long-standing uncomplicated friendship with, whereas with saudi, it's a little more complicated. >> stephen: it's a business trip, too. there's a $110 billion arms deal, so we're giving them the boom boom room they can use. what i like about that photo is him giving the speech to all the arab leaders there and he's saying, just for the record, we gave these guys $110 worth of big, big bombs and weapons. kind of like saying, these are our buddies, we've got their back. like, don't mess with these guys. >> he also said, when he announced it, in his speech, i think it was an ad-lib, i thought, please let it be an ad- lib, he said we're going to make sure you get a good deal from those u.s. defense companies. why? why are you going to help them get a good deal? you should not be trying to undercut american defense companies because saudis can't afford it! wait a minute! like, don't give them a good deal here. >> stephen: "all i'm saying is we put the whole deal up on
groupon, you guys all get together..." ( applause ) do you think that it's an opportunity, like now that he's overseas, they seemed to have pried away his iphone or his blackberry or whatever he has. then things seem to calm down. like more than anything else they need message control. and if he's just over there and just so busy or too tired to tweet, this whole thing might be a positive thing because i hear there was an intervention or something? >> an intervention? >> stephen: yes, his people came to him and said, sir, you're going to paint yourself into a corner if you keep doing this and evidently he's been quiet for days now. >> wow. well, whenever the tweeting quiets down, we think it's a change in course, but then it usually comes back. >> stephen: do you jones a little bit? >> no, i don't want to. >> stephen: do you scratch, like, i've got spiders on my skin? is it cold in here? >> honestly, with this trip, the
"the washington post" announces friday night there's a significant person of interest working actively in the white house as a senior advisor to the president. and so now we're trying to figure out who the person of interest is in this f.b.i. probe who's currently working in the white house and is it one of the people who's on the trip with him and mysteriously reince priebus and steve bannon got sent home early today. what will they be doing? i don't know but mike pence is pleading the fifth. i feel like they don't get to make their own news anymore. once you're a president, the first president in american history who's under counterintelligence investigation by the f.b.i. and likely under a criminal obstruction of justice probe for something that you openly committed to and then bragged about it to the russians before you bragged about it to nbc news. you don't get to make your own news anymore. at this point, the news of the trump administration is the news of people investigating it and figuring out what's really going on. ( applause ) >> stephen: we got to take a little break. stay right there, we have much more to talk about. we'll be right back with more rachel maddow.
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( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) we're with our friend rachel maddow. talking about the news of the world. now, okay, one of the things that the president is saying right now is that this whole russia thing, total witch hunt, okay? ( laughter ) do you think there is a chance this will turn out to be a witch hunt? that there really is no there there? because while there is a whole lot of smoke, we haven't actually seen the spark of the fire. >> we won't know till we know. everybody is entitled to the presumption of innocence. it's totally possible this is all just a bizarre series of coincidences, but we now owe it to ourselves as a country to figure out because there are too many things that happen -- that weren't explained ahead of time that were exposed and only belatedly admitted to. just last week, reuters reported
on 18 new previously undisclosed contacts between the trump campaign and russian government officials. >> stephen: ones they hadn't talked about before. >> no, like still we're getting 18 new ones now? you guys know there is some interest in this topic. if you haven't done anything wrong, you still have to tell people what happened. they still haven't explained why it took them 18 days to fire or get the resignation from mike flynn after the justice department came to the white house and said, he's a russian agent. >> stephen: with a side of turkey. ( laughter ) >> yeah. ( applause ) ( piano riff ) so, i mean, there's just stuff that needs to be explained. there were so many contacts between the campaign and people close to trump with people in the kremlin, or people who are close to vladimir putin, and that stuff just -- we need to know why there were so many contacts. it's possible that it was totally anodyne, that it had nothing to do with the russian attack on the election that was happening at that same time. it was possible that there was
nothing nefarious about it at all, but there was a million contacts. and so we need to know about that. we also need to know if the firing of the f.b.i. director and the other contact that the president had with the f.b.i. about the investigation were something other than obstruction of justice. i mean, he's saying he was thinking about russia when he fired the f.b.i. director who's leading the russia investigation. >> stephen: what about arguments that the president cannot obstruct justice, that the normal laws don't apply to him. that only political action can be taken against him. in other words, he can't go on trial for obstruction of justice but he could be put on an impeachment trial by the house and the senate. do you think there is any chance that would happen if the democrats could not get back the house and the senate? >> i try to not see it in partisan terms. if it's proven-- let's say that the department of justice inspector general or the f.b.i. itself determines the f.b.i. director was fired and other actions were taken to impede
that investigation into the president and his campaign because he wanted that investigation to be knocked off course, it is hard for me to believe that republicans would not rise above their party in that instance. >> stephen: that would be nice. >> i believe that. and i want to believe that. >> stephen: that would be lovely. >> that would be a very important thing. >> stephen: but a lot of people's standards and norms have lowered because donald trump is president. there are a lot of things you say, oh, that's okay. for instance, white evangelical voters in the last election cycle, the number one criteria for electing a candidate was character or morality, and it was the very last this time because they had to flip their standard in order to elect the man they want. my worry is donald trump will degrade everyone's standards and morals as we, you know, pick sides. >> yeah, and we're going to have to decide if we're that country or not. and i think we're not. ( applause ) i think that people-- when confronted with issues of real national interest, the people
will do the right thing. >> stephen: has there ever been this much leaking that people are confirming? because there are 4, 8, 12, the white house is confirming these leaks. >> and not that many work in the white house. ( laughter ) they haven't staffed up. >> stephen: what kind of boss must he be if that everyone is willing to throw him under the bus? because it must feel like he's dangling them over the wheels of the bus every minute so they want to turn him in before he turns them in. >> we've also never had a white house this early on in the administration where it's actually just a good reporting strategies to just send your stringers to go park outside major law firms to watch as white house officials walk in looking for defense counsel. that's what's going on in this administration. >> stephen: i'll be watching tonight, i can't wait to hear what you have to say about mike flynn. thanks so much for being here rachel. ( cheers and applause ) "the rachel maddow show" is on msnbc. it's the number one show. rachel maddow, everybody! we'll be right back with tony- nominated star of "dear evan hansen," ben platt. stick around!
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( band playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) folks, my next guest is the tony nominated star of the devastating new broadway musical, "dear evan hansen." please welcome, ben platt! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> how are you doing? hello! >> stephen: well, congratulations on "dear evan hansen." >> thank you very much. >> stephen: and the tony nomination. ( cheers and applause ) congratulations. >> thank you. >> stephen: is this your first tony nomination? >> this is my first tony nomination ever. before you say anything else about me, i have to tell you i love you very much, always have, and i think you're a beacon of
sanity and happiness and intelligence in this crazy, crazy, horrible time. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: and i just want to say to you, for no particular reason, you're my favorite guest of all time. ( laughter ) >> wouldn't you know. >> stephen: i'm so moved by emotion just by seeing you right now. >> thank you. >> stephen: if you haven't seen this "dear evan hansen," it's an absolutely beautiful play, musical story. it tells the story of a very nervous young man. >> yes, indeed. he's a very lonely teenager. he has a lot of trouble connecting. he's kind of isolated, and that's sort of emphasized by the hyperconnectivity of social media, it pulls him further and further into himself, and makes it even harder for him to reach out. >> stephen: he has an overcranked, anxious and fugue- like way of speaking that only gets fueled by social media. >> certainly, yes. >> stephen: he gets pulled into
the jet ports of his own story because he ends up telling a lie that breaks his and a lot of people's hearts. >> he does indeed. >> stephen: i want you to know this is a compliment when i say i started crying in the first song and i did not stop. i can't be the first person that said that to you. it really is, you know immediately who this kid is and feel for him immediately. the performance is beautiful. >> thank you very much. i think what we found is -- oh, stop it. stop it. ( applause ) please. no. you know, what's been really beautiful about this experience is it's an incredibly universal show in that i think everybody feels when they come in that they're unique in their experience of loneliness or isolation, and there's something about this kid, and everybody can find a piece of themselves in him because there is something about knowing that is not a unique experience that make people feel connected. especially right now, i feel like people are in their own bubbles. it's nice to have everybody come sit in the theater eight times a
week and have such a sort of interconnected experience. it's nice. >> stephen: you yourself are in tears singing these songs. >> yes, sir. >> stephen: how do you do that? you have an extremely powerful voice. >> well, thanks. >> stephen: extremely emotive. you're sharing these emotions, but they're so deep. there is tears and runny nose. how do you do that and fill a broadway house? >> there's sort of two sides to it. there is the technical level of things, which is a bit graphic but i'll go in for it here. when you cry a lot of mucus drains and fluids come down and it's trying to figure out in a very technical way where is there time to swallow that stuff and let it go down and make the sound. >> stephen: yes. >> but the interesting thing is, once you've drained that out because of all the emotion and the singing, there's tons of room to send sound and lot of resonating space for the noise so it's actually a great time to sing after you cry. in a more artistic sense -- ( laughter ) ( applause )
i think it's something i always try to struggle with each night is not sacrificing any of the beautiful music. they've written a really gorgeous score and i want the music to be heard and obviously to hear the beautiful melodies and not sacrifice that too much for the emotion, but also, vice- versa, not sing ago pretty song and you not feel at the motion. so it's a balance on how much to sacrifice on either side of that. >> stephen: what about the people in the audience? do people in the front row need a poncho? because there's spittle, and-- >> usually, i have no control. there's a lot of spit, a lot of snot. however-- ( laughter ) >> stephen: go see it. i'm not joking. >> however, i used it to my advantage only once, one time. there were these four foreign teenagers who came and sat in the very front row in a double date. it was two guys with two girls in the middle of them. just really no concept of what it means to come to a broadway show, full conversations, pointing at me and making comments about me. i tried to find these times during the first act to kind glare at them and give them a
telepathic, please shut your mouth. and it really just egged them on, he's looking at us! and that's opposite of the reaction i wanted. i was trying to figure out how to get the people to be quiet. and so at the end of the first act, i get to come up all the way up to the lip of the stage and give this really nervous speech with the cards. and i'm right in front of them and they're literally right at the edge of the stage and i had a real sort of a come-to-jesus moment, but i'm a jew so it's more of a come to moses moment, where god sent me a sneeze. >> stephen: oh... ( applause ) >> what are you supposed to do? usually i would freak out and try to hide it but i just -- right on their faces, and it was great. ( laughter ) ( applause ) >> stephen: i'm happy to say to the audience here and the people at home that you're going to do a performance of one of the songs. >> yes. ( applause ) >> stephen: what's the name of the song?
>> it's called "for forever." it's actually the first time i've ever sung the song out of the context of the show. so essentially, this lie evan fabricates earlier is that he was friends with a kid in his class that committed suicide. so evan has been invited to dinner by this kid's grieving family, and they were led to believe he was a friend of their son. and evan's plan when he goes in to dinner is to either diffuse that or make sure the situation ends right there. however the mother of this kid is in so desperate need of something good to hold on to, some sort of memory that evan starts to fabricate a story of a day they had, a friendship that never existed, and in doing so, really visibly helps this mother to heal and also sort of finds he gets to heal a little bit himself and gets to find an answer to his loneliness that he didn't expect to find. >> stephen: well, it's a beautiful song. stick around, we'll be right back with a performance from "dear evan hansen" by ben platt. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ there must some kind of way out of here ♪
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>> ♪ end of may or early june this picture perfect afternoon we shared ♪ drive the winding country road grab a scoop at a la mode ♪ and then we're there ♪ an open field that's framed with trees ♪ we pick a spot and shoot the breeze ♪ like buddies do ♪ quoting songs by our favorite bands ♪ telling jokes no one understands ♪ except us two and we talk and take in the view ♪ all we see is sky for forever let the world pass by for forever ♪ feels like we could go on for forever this way
♪ two friends on a perfect day ♪ ♪ ♪ we walk a while and we talk about ♪ the things we'll do when we get out of school ♪ bike the appalachian trail or write a book ♪ or learn to sail wouldn't that be cool ♪ there's nothing that we can't discuss ♪ like girls we wish would notice us but never do ♪ he looks around and says to me "there's nowhere else i'd rather be" ♪ and i say "me too" ♪ and we talk and take in the view ♪ we just talk and take in the view ♪ all we see is sky for forever we let the world pass by for ♪ forever feels like we could go
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