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tomorrow morning at 4-30. michelle griego and kenny choi will have all the news you need.. to start your day. good nig late show with stephen colbert is next. our next newscast tomorrow morning at 4:30. captioning sponsored by cbs >> according to g.o.p., f.b.i. critics, they found new text messages suggesting a "secret society" targeting the president. >> the "late show" secured an interview with the secret society. >> who exactly is part of the secret society. >> oh, let's see, some of us at the f.b.i., 65% of americans. the majority of foreign countries, specifically the (bleep) hole countries. women, immigrants, his wife, a bunch of his cabinet, sharks. by the way, why are you.3 affecting my voice? >> to protect your identity. yeah, you don't need to do that. you also don't need to pixelate me because i don't mind saying this on camera. i'm gary farblo, i work for the
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f.b.i. and the president is a tool. seriously. it's less secret society and more society. you don't have to hide me. ebbed knows he's a tool. my name gary farbla. alive at 34 sandalwood lane in arlington, i work with the f.b.i. here are my credentials. i like mold planes, golf. >> you are the president of the smash mouth fan club ( voice distorted ) >> no comment. >> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert, tonight, trump makes doubles straight again. plus stephen welcomes gi get gwh paltrow, ben mckenzie, and musical guest thirty seconds to mars, featuring jon batiste and "stay human." now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert!
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( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> stephen: hey, everybody! thank you very much! very kind ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the "late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) well, it's day two of trump's trip to davos conference in the swiss alps. it's loaded with celebrities. will.i.am is there, cate blanchett is there. obviously, the swiss miss is there. that ricola guy. and now, donald trump. today, he sat down with british prime minister theresa may, which could have been awkward because they've had some sharp words for each other. but today, in davos, trump
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defended their relationship: >> the prime minister and myself have had a really great relationship, although some people don't necessarily believe that. but i can tell you, i have a tremendous respect for the prime minister and the job she's doing, and i think the feeling is mutual, from the standpoint of liking each other a lot. ( laughter ) >> stephen: are you allowed just to say how the other person feels about you without them saying a word? i'm not sure the feeling is mutual. jim, can we see her close up? yeah, she likes him. ( laughter ) that's what british people look like when they're happy. she's got that classic stiff upper face. ( laughter ) trump continued: >> and-- so, there was a little bit of a false rumor out there. just wanted to correct it,
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frankly, because we have great respect for everything you're doing, and we love your country because it's really great. >> stephen: "yeah, she's doing such a good job, they're already calling this place great britain." all right? ( laughter ) after make america great, this one is already there. it's a great job. ( laughter ) trump also met with israeli prime minister and guy at the seniors mixer eyeing your mom, benjamin netanyahu. it was their first meeting since trump announced he's moving the u.s. embassy to jerusalem, and trump defended the action. >> there were never any deals that came close because jerusalem -- you could never get past jerusalem. so when people said i set it back-- i didn't set it back. i helped them. because by taking it off the table, that was the toughest issue. >> stephen: yes, he helped the negotiations, by ending the negotiations. just like king solomon. "okay, both of you gals want this baby. tell you what. i'm going to cut it in half and give both sides to her.
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now, you can fight over the knife. ready, negotiate!" trump also threatened to withhold u.s. funds for the palestinians because they dissed mike pence. >> we give, you know, hundreds of millions of dollars. when they disrespected us a week ago by not allowing our great vice president to see them and we give them hundreds of millions of dollars in aid and support, tremendous numbers, numbers that nobody understands. ( laughter ) >> stephen: no, somebody understands them. i don't know if you understand them. ( laughter ) numbers are like letters that don't spell words. and the numbers you're taking away, feed children. but trump had one recurrent theme. listen carefully, and you might spot it. >> we took jerusalem off the table. so we don't talk about it anymore.
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they never got past jerusalem. we took it off the table. by taking it off the table -- that money is on the table and that money is not going to them unless they sit down and negotiate peace. the money is on the table. the money was never on the table. >> stephen: so the money's on the table, it's off the table. it's on the table, never on the table. that is confusing. he could have solved all of this by sticking to what he normally does: leave the money on the dresser! ( audience reacts ) ( piano riff ) ( applause ) >> jon: whoa! ha ha! >> stephen: allegedly. >> jon: oh, oh, allegedly... >> stephen: before trump left for davos, he surprised reporters waiting by john kelly's office with an unplanned press conference. there were no cameras there, but we did get to hear the president make a stunning promise about the russia investigation. >> are you going to talk to mueller?
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>> i'm looking forward to it, actually. >> would you do it under oath, mr. president? >> oh, i would do it under oath. yeah, absolutely. no, i would do it. >> stephen: incidentally, "doing it under oath" is my favorite stormy daniels movie. ( laughter ) >> jon: whoa, whoa! whoa! ( laughter ) ( piano riff ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: raise your right hand -- you don't want to know where i'm putting the left one. ( laughter ) the president also weighed in on the report since verified by other members of the staff. asked then-acting f.b.i. director andrew mccabe who he voted for. >> did you ask mccabe who he voted for? did you ask him that? >> i don't think so. no, i don't think i did. >> you did not? >> i don't know what's the big deal with that, because i would ask you. who did you vote for? >> stephen: ah, yes, the four stages of trump denial.
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i didn't do. i don't remember it. it wasn't a big deal. who did you vote for? ( laughter ) ( piano riff ) so that's all his legal problems cleared up. then he moved on to riffing some solutions to immigration. in that same presidential hallway address, for the first time ever, trump indicated that he is open to a path to citizenship for dreamers. finally, a way for immigrants to become citizens without having to marry donald trump. ( laughter ) ( audience reacts ) of course, allegedly. allegedly! we fact checked that one. ( cheers and applause ) of course, the big story in washington continues to be robert mueller's russia investigation, and a lot of republicans think it's compromised because of one f.b.i. agent who was on mueller's team: peter strzok. suspicious. who paid that z to be silent?
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( laughter ) last year, it came out that strzok and his girlfriend, another f.b.i. official named lisa page, had exchanged texts during the election that described donald trump as awful, an idiot, and an enormous douche. ( laughter ) okay. that -- that is wrong. he's only 239 pounds. ( laughter ) and everyone's buzzing about a text uncovered just this week. apparently, the day after the election, strzok's girlfriend texted, "are you even going to give out your calendars? seems kind of depressing. maybe it should just be the first meeting of the secret society." gotcha! ( laughter ) because when you're in a secret society, you always make sure to call it "the secret society." and you meet in a place with a big sign that says "secret society meeting," and have a secret handshake where we shake hands and whisper the word "secret." ( laughter ) now, abc news got a hold of this text and confirmed it was
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stand-alone, one-off joke. but what did they mean by "are you even going to give out your calendars? seems kind of depressing"? what calendars were they speaking of? was it some elaborate f.b.i. plan that unfolded over months? close. they were talking about "vladimir putin-themed calendars for those working on the early stage of the russia investigation." it was a gag gift. the gifting was the calendar, the gagging was when trump won. ( laughter ) but there's one person who took these texts very seriously, and that's wisconsin senator and the nation's highest ranking white walker, ron johnson. ( laughter ) johnson. a senator! he went on fox news to argue about the existence of this secret society with the fervor of a man who knows people are doing stuff without him. >> corruption at the highest levels of the f.b.i. now. secret society?
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we have an informant talking about a group that we are holding secret meetings off-site. there's so much smoke and suspicion-- >> let's stop there. a secret society? secret meetings off-site of the justice department? >> correct. >> stephen: really? correct? informant? those aren't the words i'd use when a sitting senator goes on tv to willfully misinterpret a joke text to panic the public that the f.b.i. is involved in a deep state conspiracy to overthrow the president. what's the word for someone who'd do that? oh, yeah. enormous douche. ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) thank you for your service, agent strzok. we've got a great show for you tonight. gwyneth paltrow's here. and when we return, covetton partners with goop. stick around! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) friends, colleagues,
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( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> stephen: jon batiste and "stay human," everybody! ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: yeah! yeah! >> stephen: jon, i'm excited! i'm excited! thanks, everybody! i know it's already thursday but i cannot wait for next week because i'm so excited because, next tuesday, for the people who don't know, we are going to be live following donald trump's very first state of the union speech, because i cannot wait to find out what the state of our union is. >> jon: yes, going to be historic to find out. >> stephen: could be strong, could be nacho cheese, we don't know, chocolaty, whatever mood he's in. >> jon: yeah, right, right.
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>> stephen: i'm also excited gwyneth paltrow is here tonight. everyone knows i'm a huge fan of her and her lifestyle brand, goop. ( laughter ) at goop, you can find everything you need for a life of elegant wellness, from detox recipes, to beauty tips, to an $84 water bottle with an amethyst crystal inside to infuse water with positive energy. just be careful when you drink, or you could infuse your trachea with a big rock. ( laughter ) and this weekend, goop will be hosting a wellness summit-- "in goop health." right here in new york city. the summit is going to feature "cutting-edge panels," "mind-body-soul classes," and "a hall of experiential activations." and in case of emergency, a "fire escape of metaphysical freedom." ( laughter ) as you may know, goop's success inspired me to launch my own celebrity lifestyle brand,
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covetton house, where each product is lovingly handcrafted to accept your credit card. which is why i'm thrilled to announce that covetton house will be teaming up with goop at their new york summit to bring you an exclusive line of aspirational, medically-adjacent product-protunities. for a sneak peek at the goop-covetton collection-- or "co-voopetton" as gwyneth's lawyers have asked me not to call it-- join me now, in covetton house! >> baroque simplicity. shabby elegance. give me money. covetton house. >> stephen: hello. welcome to covetton house. ( cheers and applause ) a place where peace reigns, and products are beautifully lit. speaking of...
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ahh. ( soft music ) younger. covettonians, i have an incredible treat for you. joining me now is the most influential figure in branded lifestyles-- please welcome the empress of goop herself, gwyneth paltrow! ( cheers and applause ) oh, my god! amazing! oh, my god! oh, my god! incredible! please! oh! ( cheers and applause ) please! oh, my god! i need sunscreen on this side of my body because you are radiant! welcome! welcome, gwyneth! >> namaste, stephen. >> stephen: nah, we're both going to stay. ( laughter ) i am so infused with gratitude that goop has invited covetton to partner with them for your health summit this weekend. >> yes, but we're not partnering. we prefer the term "conscious
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coupling." >> stephen: of course. oh, where are my manners? yoni egg? >> i'm good. >> stephen: suit yourself. i've had five today. little hard to chew, but man, do they work. >> you're not supposed to eat those. >> stephen: that explains the heimlichs. so, your goopship, tell me about the summit. >> it's going to be amazing. we're featuring ayurvedic treatments, magnetic acupressure, and facial fitness exercises. >> stephen: oh, my god, my face hasn't worked out in months. >> tell me about it. my face's ass is totally sagging. >> stephen: i wasn't going to say anything. hydrate? mm-mm-mm, so good. mine's bee pollen, kale, and two pumps of horsey sauce.
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what's yours? >> matcha, chia seeds, and tears shed by butterflies during oprah's golden globes speech. ( laughter ) >> stephen: that sounds amazing. ( cheers and applause ) is there any way, could i >> are you mortal? >> stephen: i think so. >> then it's not safe for you. >> stephen: okay. back to the summit. i understand you'll also have a sound bar for binaural meditation? >> yes. you can listen to two sounds simultaneously, to achieve a meditative state. >> stephen: covetton will have its own binaural meditation experience. may i demonstrate? >> yeah. >> stephen: close your eyes. in one ear-- we'll pipe in the calming sound of the humpback whale. ( humpback whale sound ) while, in the other ear-- i'll personally replicate the calming sound of the humpback whale.
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( makes whale sounds ) ( laughter ) is it working? did i clear your mind? >> yes. but for some reason, i'm hungry for krill. >> stephen: hmm, that means it's working. ( laughter ) let's move on to the one thing our lifestyle brands are really about: branded merchandise. >> happiness. >> stephen: yes. happiness. ( laughter ) will there be any new goop products available at the summit? something new we haven't seen before? >> absolutely. i'm very excited about our new line of bath soaks-- salts, botanicals, and oils to nourish the body and the spirit, and they're only $35. >> stephen: that sounds great. but i can get you primo bath
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salts on 11th avenue for, like, six bucks. ( laughter ) free, if you're willing to make a friend. ( laughter ) >> are you talking about drugs? >> stephen: you a cop? you have to tell me if you're a cop. ( laughter ) >> but, you know, stephen, just remember, wellness is not only about cleansing your soul. >> stephen: it's about steaming your vagina. >> namaste. >> stephen: namaste. namaste. yeah. ( laughter ) getting those eggs in there, getting those eggs in there. do you feel it's working? >> oh, yeah. >> stephen: yeah, yeah. ( laughter ) mm-mm-mm -- ( laughter ) ( applause ) finally, gwyneth, let's get to the one product everyone wants. >> a zero-calorie beer that tastes like melted cheese?
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we're working on it. >> stephen: good. but i'm talking about what you use to get that unique, one-of-a-kind gwyneth glow. >> well, stephen, it's about a holistic lifestyle: nourishing the body and spirit, day in and day out. >> stephen: ugh. i was hoping there was some kind of magic face cream. >> oh, you mean this? >> stephen: let me see that! wait, wait, hold on. that stuff is far too powerful for your kind! >> stephen: i'm going to look just like you! i can feel it working! >> stephen, i think you might've used too much. >> stephen: how do i look? you look amazing! ( laughter ) >> stephen: gwyneth paltrow, everybody. we'll be right back with her! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) we took legendary and made it liberating.
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( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) folks, my first guest tonight is an academy award-winner and creator of the lifestyle brand goop! please welcome gwyneth paltrow! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> stephen: thank you so much for being here! >> thank you for having me. >> stephen: we met briefly once maybe a little over a year ago. do you remember where that was? >> i do. >> stephen: is it okay if i tell the people? >> it's okay with me. >> stephen: we were at the
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white house. >> we were. >> stephen: back when it wasn't as white as it is now. ( laughter ) it was really fun. >> last time we were at the white house, i think we were the only white people in the white house. >> stephen: that and the paintings on the walls. ( laughter ) i'm a huge fan not only of goop, but i also now you're an actress, or not everybody knows. >> oh, right. >> stephen: you have an empire of lifestyle now. seven, sliding doors, emma, perfect murder, oscar for shakespeare in love, royal tannenbaums, sylvia, proof, iron man, the emmy for the role in glee. so you already have this fantastic career. you're a huge star. why did you need to go goop it up? >> well, i just had this incredible curiosity always when i was off making movies in places and cooking and traveling and i was kind of aggregating information, so it really just started as a place to share information where i would sit next to some incredible ph.d. in dinner and it was sort of a
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way to share information and i didn't wants pate it becoming as real of a business as it is. >> stephen: what did you think it was going to be? >> i don't really know. it was just -- it was a way to be creative and i think i just loved taking that little step towards brave ri. like can i do this? i have no authority in this. but maybe i could and maybe i could some day be something, an it's great, because now we have 150 mostly women working at the company and we're doing really well. ( cheers and applause ) thank you. >> stephen: now you're a c.e.o. as a c.e.o., are you anything like pepper pots c.e.o.? >> yes, pepper taught me everything i know. >> stephen: really? yeah. her shoes are better than mine. >> stephen: can you chop people in half with a flaming arm like she can? >> depends on the time of the month. ( laughter ) >> stephen: moving on. ( laughter ) moving on.
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okay. there are people out there who, you know, give you a razzing every so often -- i'm not naming names -- but what do you say to people who kind of roll their eyes at, like, a catalog that offers you -- you could buy an island in belize? >> right. first of all, we're not a catalog, so thanks. ( laughter ) >> stephen: you have your christmas list. >> right. >> stephen: which is kind of like a catalog. >> well, so -- yeah. sort of. >> stephen: okay. o, well, what we like to do, we have a famous gift guide every year. >> stephen: yeah. and they're really great, the team worked really hard, you know, and there's gifts for kids and -- >> stephen: it's my favorite catalog. >> thank you. ( laughter ) and every year we do a ridiculous but awesome guide and it always makes me laugh because people go, what the (bleep)? you should buy an island! i'm, like, right, but it's in
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the ridiculous but awesome guide, so maybe read the headline before. so it's in good fun, that one. >> stephen: on the other end of the spectrum, you know, you offer embracing simplicity. what's, like, the least expensive thing that could make my life better that goop snremedz. >> we sell product at all different price ranges and we just believe in, like, really good product. content is free and we have a lot of great content about great food recipes, easy recipes. >> stephen: i just got my latest issue of the goop right here. >> oh! >> stephen: this is the issue on, i believe this is sex and love. >> yes. >> stephen: okay. you know a thing or two about that, right? ( laughter ) >> stephen: i don't want to brag, but i know where babies come from. ( laughter ) cvs. leave it right at that. don't get too goopy on me.
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>> leave that yoni egg where it bronx. >> stephen: what? the i don't kno yoni egg. >> stephen: i can't put it where it belongs, unfortunately. >> never say never. >> stephen: you know what? thank you for supporting my journey i didn't even know i was on. you're opening vistas for me right now. congratulations. you are engaged right now to this young man right back here. that guy. that is brad falchuck. and everybody is going crazy out here on this. this was at the globes? >> no, the producers guild. >> stephen: you were on the red carpet of the producers guild. look at the rock there. what kind of rock is that. >> i believe a sapphire. >> stephen: marquis cut,
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cabochon, do you know? >> you know more than i do. i have no idea. >> stephen: could that be used as a yoni egg? that is so huge it's absolutely beautiful. >> yeah. >> stephen: you're not wearing it tonight, i noticed. >> no, i'm not. i -- >> stephen: you know i know where babies come from. ( piano riff ) okay. all right. these come out how often? >> they're quarterly. >> stephen: quarterly. why so few? >> well, that's enough, i think. don't you think? this is the first one. this is the image on the first one right there. >> yeah. >> stephen: did it take a whole quarter just to wash that off? is that why? >> yeah. >> stephen: did this feel good? looks like it feels fantastic. >> it felt pretty good. >> stephen: did you do it yourself, or did a team come in to do that for you? >> i had some mud wranglers. >> stephen: wow. as one does. >> stephen: i didn't realize that was a career opportunity.
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( laughter ) no one offered me that at school career day when i was in high school. now, this is the sex and love issue. >> yes. >> stephen: and you have kind of a wonderful relationship with your ex-husband, chris martin. >> i do. >> stephen: it's very open and you still state of very connected. as a matter of fact, this is your fianceé with your ex-husbad right there. it didn't end your relationship. you guys still like to see each other and do things, right? >> very much so. he's really like my brother. we're very familial. it's nice. it's great. >> stephen: yeah -- ( laughter ) >> no? >> stephen: well, it's just hard to describe someone you had children with as your brother. ( laughter ) >> which would explain the divorce. >> stephen: toucheé! i'm embarrassed. okay. do you think that could work for everyone? you did this exceptional thing
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where you're consciously uncoupling. it's a phrase everybody loves, maybe we could do that. it became a part of the lexicon, are you guys more evolved than the rest of us? >> definitely not. >> stephen: really? no, but i think we just had -- you know, divorce was terrible. it was very painful. it was really hard and i think we genuinely wanted our kids to be as unscathed as possible and we thought if we could really maintain the family we would, so that was the goal and that's what we tried to do. >> stephen: you're a very nice person. he's nice, too. ( applause ) we had chris and the band on here. he gave me a book, a present. he gave me a book of roomy love poems. >> see? >> stephen: getting pretty serious. ( laughter ) now, goop makes a huge amount of money, but the only thing i care about is when is the next iron man and when will i see pepper
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pots back in the marvel? are you in the next avengers? >> am i allowed to say? >> stephen: i say you are. i am! i am! >> stephen: you are? yes! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: do you still have powers? can you still do the flame thing with your hand? >> um, you know, to be totally honest, i'm unclear because it's so secretive and it's all on green screen and i'm not exactly sure and they don't let me say anything. >> stephen: is there any chance at any point when you were working on the movie did you thrust your hand towards someone wearing, like, a blue suit with ping-pong balls glued on it? >> yes. >> stephen: then you still have powers. >> okay! >> stephen: gwyneth, thank you so much for being here! >> thanks for having me. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: here we go! the "in goop health" summit takes place this saturday in new york. gwyneth paltrow, everybody! we'll be right back with ben mckenzie. ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing )
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( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> stephen: loosen it up! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) where's joe? >> where's joe? ( cheers and applause ) hey, everybody! welcome back! my next guest is an actor you know from "the o.c.," "southland," and now, "gotham." >> not who i was expecting to see here. >> likewise. is bruce with you? no. what are you doing here? ell, not too bad down here, really. i love this space, next to knotting if you move around and you're patient. >> you live here? nearby. it's a long story.
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>> stephen: please welcome ben mckenzie! ( cheers and applause ) mr. mckenzie, thanks for being here! >> oh, my pleasure. thank you. >> stephen: okay. you're in gotham. you're playing jim gordon, but this ibubbafor people who havend the show, this is orphan bruce. you're not the commissioner yet. >> no. not selling it well. >> stephen: all this great back story, you don't even have the mustache or anything like that. >> no, i don't. >> stephen: you have two kids. two young kids. >> stephen: how does it feel knowing, even though you're playing this cool part, your kids will never think you're as cool as batman? >> yeah, well, they're the perfect age to be brainwashed. >> stephen: what are the ages there? >> 4 and 2. >> stephen: you have to start
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early. >> exactly. my word is god. so i explain to them the truth, which is that, without jim gordon, there would be no batman, and that, if you really think about it -- and i encourage you to really think about it -- >> stephen: yes. -- you could almost argue gordon was the first batman. he's the first law man in gotham city and he's keeping it together. >> stephen: any chance your kids are watching right now? >> god, i hope not. they're up way too late. >> stephen: in case they are, your father is exactly right in everything he says. ( laughter ) now, obviously, jim gordon is on the gotham police department. >> he is. >> stephen: and you shoot here in new york city. >> yes. >> stephen: is there any camaraderie you get from new york's finest? does the nypd come up and give you tips? >> absolutely. i also do another show called southland, it was a cop show in l.a. ( applause ) i was absolutely fishing for
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that. do i come up occasionally in the city, every borough. but only usually when i'm at craft service with some sort of highly feminine -- some sort of like a danish or some sort of, like, a strawberry danish -- feminine is the wrong word -- nonmasculine. >> stephen: am i emasculating myself if i have a danish? >> they come up to you with respect, when you're commissioner gordon and you have a fruit wrap and -- >> stephen: gordon would be eating man's meal, rough! >> indeed! ( laughter ) >> stephen: you're from austin, texas, put no accent at all. >> yeah, austin, yeah. >> stephen: what happened to the accent? >> well, i had to drop it. i mean, honestly, i came out to l.a. -- this is sort of the
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second president bush -- and people just looked at me like who's this hick kid. did you have this experience? >> stephen: i had a little bit of a southern accent when i first went off to chicago, yeah. >> so i felt everyone was looking at me like i was misunderestimated or something like i was talking like i was really struggling to talk. >> stephen: you put your accent in a blind trust? this whole acting career -- >> people think you're less intelligent if you speak with a southern accent. >> stephen: on tv southern accent meant not smart and i wanted to seem smart. >> which is not entirely true. >> stephen: it's entirely not true. >> exactly! exactly what i said! >> stephen: do you get back home much? >> i went back over the holidays. >> stephen: my understanding is that your state also has some they call barbecue. >> oh, my god -- >> stephen: and it's a given south carolina has the best
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barbecue. >> oh, wrong statement. >> stephen: do you do beef or pork? >> we do beef. we do both. >> stephen: we could do beef if we wanted. >> no, i mean, we could do whatever you want to do. >> stephen: so what kind of barbecue are we talking about here because south carolina is known for the special barbecue that has a mustard sauce. >> ours is a dry rub, more brisket tends to be a specialty, and ribs as well, red sauce on the side, spicey. it's delicious. you should try some. >> stephen: we do a mustard sauce. >> that is quite unique. >> stephen: change your life, yeah. >> i'll have to try that. ( laughter ) >> stephen: the important thing to keep in mind is people from the south don't take their barbecue seriously. it's not important to us at all. >> college football sort of. ( laughter ) >> stephen: yes. thanks for being here, one choir boy to another.
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"gotham" will return march 1 on fox. ben mckenzie, everybody. we'll be right back with a performance by thirty seconds to mars. stick around! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing )
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>> stephen: and now, with the debut performance of their new single, "dangerous night," thirty seconds to mars! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ we burned and we bled we try to forget ♪ but the memories left are still haunting ♪ the walls that we built from bottles and pills ♪ we swallow until we're not talking ♪ i i am a man on fire ♪ you a violent desire ♪ what a dangerous night to fall in love ♪ don't know why we still hide
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what we've become oh, oh ♪ do you wanna cross the line? we're runnin' out of time ♪ a dangerous night to fall in love ♪ started a stranger a lover in danger ♪ the edge of a knife the face of an angel ♪ the heart of a ghost was it a dream? ♪ i i am a man on fire ♪ you a violent desire ♪ what a dangerous night to fall in love ♪ don't know why we still hide what we've become
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oh, oh ♪ do you wanna cross the line? we're runnin' out of time ♪ a dangerous night to fall in love oh, oh ♪ oh, oh oh, oh ♪ oh, oh oh, oh ♪ i i am a man on fire ♪ you a violent desire ♪ a dangerous night to fall in love ♪ a dangerous night to fall in love ♪ do you wanna cross the line? we're runnin' out of time ♪ a dangerous night to fall in love
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♪ a dangerous night to fall in love ♪ a dangerous night to fall in love ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: thirty seconds to mars, everybody! we'll be right back. fire fighting is a very dangerous profession.
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and i couldn't ask for a better partner. >> stephen: that's it for the "late show," everybody. tune in tomorrow when my guests will be kyle maclachlan, deon cole, and musical guest julia michaels. good night! captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) ♪ are you ready fun ♪ tonight don't worry ♪ from it'll be right ♪ it's the late, late show ( cheers and applause ) >> reggie: ladies and gentlemen all the way from st. paul, nn

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