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anthd e way they'rlle teinyog u aboue t thpl.ay and th tat'shehi tng about live performance --that a tndheater thhyat w n sothare that wiheth t le tsshan 1% of ouunr cotry thatei's bngsk aed to bear 100% r its safetyu , yokn,owbe cae usthey won't g pet alay?yo u owkn? ( applause ) giheve tm ria fle.bu t eyth-- sam shepas rd itoo roconfntioatnal, you know. >> senteph: thi ink one of t amazing gsthin autbo human gsbein iwes all have soy manem otnsio. we're ofte pn soooy rltrained th areme th wh iteach other, that we will go m payon teyo sit in a rkoo rm and watch lepeop on ste veha them for us. thand erise some magica ratnsformation hthatappe insn usy tnwiessing the fomreed th hat'sapnipeng on stage. r>>ight s>>tephen: and s freeyoinu some way. >> and d theiaguloe is not-- litera plly,eoe plstart thbreaining rhythm, youw. kno they-- the traempetu crehanges.
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fied," s just returd nefor its second season. plseea welcome bac "k tothlae te showme," ari fcaerrera! ♪♪ ( apseplau ) >>teenph: hey. >> hi! >> stephiten: 'so snice to see yoagu ain. >>s it'sooo gd to be back s>>tephen: we hnave otal tked,o u owkn, in front ocaf a mera since .2018 >>an i c'tel bieve that.>> sphteen: and since then, you ha h aad baby girl, a.luci ngratulations. he>> s'sum nber two. washe s rnbo may 2020. >>teenph: all right,at gre. >> w saseven months napregnt enwh quarantine n.bega and she a has looft 2020 energy. te>> sph: ensure. >> she iers ficean, d sort of
leunrentg,in and she bites occasion.ally te>> sph: ensure. it-- has ian c't believe this, it's flownfa so st, "ugly y"bett prreemied y15ears ago. (pl apau se) >>ha tt's crazy. s>>tephen: you've changed a lilett. d what do yomeu remb aerboutge ttg inthat gig?ho w d diyou find outt thayou were goio ng tbeh te lead? >>h! >>te sphen: on thiows sh? >> i was--as i w 21. i s wadoin og anffro-badway play called "sedog esod g."it w aas two-day show. i s wain between s.hows i was going ndarou t cheorner to get zza pia cabeuse that was what was c aheapnd d iidn't have a lot of m, oneyani d got the phcaone ll while i h wasavg ina slic pe ofiz izan between shows ff broadway. it was, obslviouy,if le changing so many lev.el s >> ste: phenwh denid you know the show w has ait? >> i meaoun, y kw,no i was inworkg hsoard and i waons a
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luabsote, lyright. amicfea rrera, why at ren'you running offor fice? o>>h, god. whar'ten you running for fice? ( appl ause) >> stephen'l: wel n rutogether.e 'lrul n together. actly. but come p on,redesint america. >>wr it it iestself a litt t.bi te>> sph: enit kind of does. itinofd does. s>>tephen: yourw sho"gteen- fied b" isacfok r season two. corangtulaontis for that. th'sat always a veoory gd elfeing. onge "nte-fied" heirre decngti anexd ecutive prodg.ucin so what tishe show aboudt an what canex we pe tcthis year? >>nt "gee-edfi" is a dreame com true for m ae asn ecexutive producer d andirtoecr. i redicted eight edepisos. the showab is outht e morales falymi in boyle hes,ight ama sll predominy antlmen xicaamiceran coitmmuny linos angeles. itand 'sut abo ts hifamily and 'sit about their a jobndov le
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ow, roles fomer soonlie ke me wheneg i ban. ansoo tcome full ci 2rcle0 yeartes lar gtoet to create and ecutive prodanuce d redict shows cthatree atthat pooprtunity for anso my tilanx tale cntedreorats is really a eadrm come true mefor . (ap plau)se s>>tephen: well ngcoratulations heon t sonecd season. season two of "g-fenteie id"s on netfnolix w. erica ferrervea, erydybo! we'll be r bightack. ♪ ♪ ♪ ( applau)se
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