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stephen: welcome ha>> tnkou y, thank you. >>te sphen: nice te o seyou. >> good eeto s y aougain. stephen: fiofrst a, llthank fyouorre dssinprg apopatriely autu.mnal i li iket. >>nk tha y.ou >>te sphen: it's snaeasolly apripropate. it's verofy presrisoal at thesa meim te. >> il feeit. >> stephen t: inheew n film, "ouse of guc yci,"oure a the prime gucci. you are izmauriouc gci. >> ink thi so. t? who-oi- sple it's no every kbods ur>> se.>> sphteen: i'm not nggivi anhi wngay, am i? >> no ifin le d anthe movie. >> stephheen: re a's pic of the two of you ot.n se
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♪ ♪ ♪( plapause ) stephen: hevey, erydybo, we'rcke ba wh itmr. adam driver. am, last wees k waveratens day, y andouer we a marine over a ca adego. (applause ) i want to thget isam ne right. yo-fu coouednd arts and th mearrcd foes. why diu d yowa tnto bring theater toiv acte-tydu service ermembs? >> well, i j hadusgot tten out of the milit aary,nd w ias
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interestedac in ti bngefore i le f torhe marine cos.rp when yetou g o yutou kind ofpu rs tuehe thing youe wer interested ain--t aslet i did-e because coedmpar ttho e military it seemsai attnae,bl which is an illusion. i happen tveo ha ge onto schoolt jlluiiard with joctn, auay.ll >> senteph: thwi jon right over here. yeah. (apauplse ) ha>> tt'whs ere we met. d for the fitirst mewe, kind-- thcoe nnection of ualanggean d-th- rough theatehar, tt dhano thg into do with tilhe mityaran d e thprocess of wngorki onso meinthg is exactlye likbeginin t mheilitary, acty.uall obviously, o yne--oue'r pretngendi t shetakes are li d andeath, and tthhe oerha tt theyua actllary e. but the teamor efft ioft, that you have a ranole d u yoknow yo re olwithin your , unitandth e rspeon that's leg adinits i paramount, i andf eyth know whah eye 'rdoing, what reyou' dngoi feels veacti a rndelevant and necey,ssar a indf they don't it els like a w oastef meti and daers.ou
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and itea's rllnoy t about the invididual journey. it's a--bout anockwledging other people a andskg inthem questions ouabt themselves. in t a uni u yoknow, and itd kinofak tes-- l alto accomplismih a ssnio that'sge bigr athannyne o rson. thand at e'sxactly what it's li, u yoknow, being fon ailm t seor a crew. erevyone's battlteing chlonogy anti, meand there's imovprisation undeesr and pe aoplerehe tre for you o eyth're not. s>>tephen: you w threa nebefit evrient ghdot wn the streeret he at roundabout, sdituo 54.>> whae ve done it a o lotf times. >> senteph: erthe is fairly recently. there yoe u arrit ghthere. and, loo fk, aamiailr faasce w there. there's pljon ayg inat it. ( applau)se jo hn,ow-- how was it? >>on j: i think ituc's sh a betiauful idea to g brinthare ts toeo pple outside olof hlyodwo or the coastlial eteit cies, art cile as,nd things lihake tt. rtpaicularly peowhple o veha ri tskedhe lirives for our ppleoe in my famigoly, ing ba fr ougenerations,e havall served tcohis
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ius jt loved the .idea it was greatbe to trehe. ( plapause ) >>onid d one of our tfirs performancest thaweve er did, h whicwains camp pendleton, erwhe i was statd ioneat. we initiallyrt staedt, i it was ha srdell because tayou ke-- you take the oaterutf oa metropolitrean aa d ansuddenly 'sit a weapon. you know, whomen seo'sne peorngmi it live it'res mo memorable anfed efcte.iv but now,eb celri rtyeally breaks down barrierd s anops endoors r us in a sense. itand 'sea rlly not for the gher-ups anyway. 's really foopr peleha tt are alovl er the uniteatd stesor, ha jneoid thlie mita fryor a een card, yoowu kn. d they're thune grts. ey don't havcee acsso t thteear, which i t ihinks a ally-- it re iallys stju asva luleab a tool to cniommucate as a rifle. i initk can save yo lurife. stephen: di sd itavyoe urs? ( apseplau )
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anthd e way they'rlle teinyog u aboue t thpl.ay and th tat'shehi tng about live performance --that a tndheater thhyat w n sothare that wiheth t le tsshan 1% of ouunr cotry thatei's bngsk aed to bear 100% r its safetyu , yokn,owbe cae usthey won't g pet alay?yo u owkn? ( applause ) giheve tm ria fle.bu t eyth-- sam shepas rd itoo roconfntioatnal, you know. >> senteph: thi ink one of t amazing gsthin autbo human gsbein iwes all have soy manem otnsio. we're ofte pn soooy rltrained th areme th wh iteach other, that we will go m payon teyo sit in a rkoo rm and watch lepeop on ste veha them for us. thand erise some magica ratnsformation hthatappe insn usy tnwiessing the fomreed th hat'sapnipeng on stage. r>>ight s>>tephen: and s freeyoinu some way. >> and d theiaguloe is not-- litera plly,eoe plstart thbreaining rhythm, youw. kno they-- the traempetu crehanges.
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i meannd-- a t dheiversity of audienitce wh e thdiversity of-- and specitificy aof great story on stage,re the'nos thing more cient than t ahat,ctlluay. >> senteph: d ansomeinthg that vewas ryom cmon at one time. >> y oh,eah. >>te sphen: it's ir n oumornde lives tthatheerat is only in meoptrolitan areas. i>>t goes to theee grks, euripideens, gerwhals o otwre aypls for an aude iencatar w, so eyth would get theogetr d ansitn d tcwah someone inir the community ant d acwh watas justa ppineng on the batfrtle ont. and knowt'-- is t noa new idea. 'sit actually anie ancntne d tuacally, when ie camback to new y iork, s, awi went and w saa movie, i wanent d w saa llgaery, and thesan i w rocalina at r dsnoe't get more aiarchc anth this isen a nse. 're people twehat 're preten tdinghedoy n't see, and eyth're pretendiheng ty n'dot seuse , and we're hiwatcnghe tm
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♪ ♪ ♪( applause ) >>ph steenhe: y, everybody! welcbaome di aesnd gentlemen n, myext guisest aemn my award-winning acs,tres decirtor, and acttiviso u owkn from "ugly y"bett and "superstore. r henetflix seri"ges, en-te
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fied," s just returd nefor its second season. plseea welcome bac "k tothlae te showme," ari fcaerrera! ♪♪ ( apseplau ) >>teenph: hey. >> hi! >> stephiten: 'so snice to see yoagu ain. >>s it'sooo gd to be back s>>tephen: we hnave otal tked,o u owkn, in front ocaf a mera since .2018 >>an i c'tel bieve that.>> sphteen: and since then, you ha h aad baby girl, a.luci ngratulations. he>> s'sum nber two. washe s rnbo may 2020. >>teenph: all right,at gre. >> w saseven months napregnt enwh quarantine n.bega and she a has looft 2020 energy. te>> sph: ensure. >> she iers ficean, d sort of
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leunrentg,in and she bites te>> sph: ensure. it-- has ian c't believe this, it's flownfa so st, "ugly y"bett prreemied y15ears ago. (pl apau se) >>ha tt's crazy. s>>tephen: you've changed a lilett. d what do yomeu remb aerboutge ttg inthat gig?ho w d diyou find outt thayou were goio ng tbeh te lead? >>h! >>te sphen: on thiows sh? >> i was--as i w 21. i s wadoin og anffro-badway play called "sedog esod g."it w aas two-day show. i s wain between s.hows i was going ndarou t cheorner to get zza pia cabeuse that was what was c aheapnd d iidn't have a lot of m, oneyani d got the phcaone ll while i h wasavg ina slic pe ofiz izan between shows ff broadway. it was, obslviouy,if le changing so many lev.el s >> ste: phenwh denid you know the show w has ait? >> i meaoun, y kw,no i was inworkg hsoard and i waons a
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soungedsta, keli, 20 hours a da.y >>te sphen: you doren't ally yoreu' in a bubble.>> y douon't-- you'r ae in bubble. u don't have c theonptce of ye, ahi guess peoprele a watchihing ts. 17 millionp peoleat wched the prem.iere what does that even ?mean that's just mba nuer.bu t thi ink the firsmet ti ire alediz what it meao ns tben o tevionsi, like in pe'sopleli vi rngooms all arothund e rld, i was travelingwa, i s on a vaoncati wh itmy-- my nowhu sbd,an then boyfri wend,e rewe italy, and erwe we ingog to rano, which tis ainisy land where they blow colo and e e werli kethisso is ni, 'rwee getting away. and i was ons thiti inysland thand isom wan said, "ug ttbey!" and i was onin a ty laisnd in aly and somereone coizgned me. i and thghout i can't beeliev this. aand,ls io,'m going to thaveo buy soolme cor gedlass now, because e shwasus ch a fan, and shike, le,ou y know, people ink you're o an tvndou y have t a loofon mey. buert evytnghi she showed asus w like a $20,0os00 btoten rrier.
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i and walis ke, what-- sleo i ft wi ts hi$600 menorah. and i'm jenot wi!sh bu lt,ike, but -- >> stephenbe: i t 'sit lovely. i t 'sit lovely. >>utow n menorah is my anhusbd'cos de word for,e, lik eject. li, ndoot get-- liko e, dnot ge- n'dot leist th psoern upseoull y! budit i dn w'tant the 20,000 boston ter, rierso w ient for thnoe mera ah,nd i gave itmy to friend, rasah, who send me a veloly picture e hveryankaukh. s>>tephen: thatov's lely. it had a happy eg.ndin ea>> yh. >> stephyoen: u' bveeen so pocalitillacy tive, you know, working mpto eow oerther lanotis, and i'm jwoust nderingi kema, ny people ar lipotically actin-ve i- in voting y.ears how oudo y kp eethat going twbeeen the timeens wh is t'sort ofth in e blpuic consciousness not as much? >>ea yh, well i ththink osare e the s timewh ient's the most impot rtantong eage communitsie anend gage people.
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beca luse,oo ik, feel like i've had the riexpeen ocef-- i could se ct mylo eckvery two months befon re aeltiecon, you know. peoplenk thi is t'enough to,li kepu, ll out "uglyty bet" aat rally b ande klie, buenos dias! go a outndot ve. like that's wia nning strategy, d it's not, keshocr. ani d think what ile've ardnebe inoug t there, registering peoplevo to teit, 's not about pe'sople ve.ot 'sit about peopllie's ves. and pe uoplendsterand when things arare tnstiaconal and yo ju'reustht ere to get ae vot a coupf le omohsnt before a campaign. commieunits edne sustained engage.ment theyd neeedatucion. they n- eed-th neyeed to deeply understand hheow tirot ve is tio ed tthr eilives, to their he ialthnsanurce, to their edatucion, to theitor-- tirhe neighbodorhos. and ini thk 'sit the work weo d nin aonct-eleioyen ar that tedermines what enhapps ainn eltiecon year. applause ) te>> sph: enyes.
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luabsote, lyright. amicfea rrera, why at ren'you running offor fice? o>>h, god. whar'ten you running for fice? ( appl ause) >> stephen'l: wel n rutogether.e 'lrul n together. actly. but come p on,redesint america. >>wr it it iestself a litt te>> sph: enit kind of does. itinofd does. s>>tephen: yourw sho"gteen- fied b" isacfok r season two. corangtulaontis for that. th'sat always a veoory gd elfeing. onge "nte-fied" heirre decngti anexd ecutive prodg.ucin so what tishe show aboudt an what canex we pe tcthis year? >>nt "gee-edfi" is a dreame com true for m ae asn ecexutive producer d andirtoecr. i redicted eight edepisos. the showab is outht e morales falymi in boyle hes,ight ama sll predominy antlmen xicaamiceran coitmmuny linos angeles. itand 'sut abo ts hifamily and 'sit about their a jobndov le
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anmod hur. anatd the center hiof ts season-- tndhe e osef ason one,p oir lealert. atgo wcht- i- is that pohop, w nowe kw d anlove who thele who family has bfieen ghngti to keep his taco shoenp op gs etpickedup bicy e, and when fahis mily arns that hein is ftac undocuedment. so season tw ao isbo hutim not knowinatg wh h fisate is going to be. and ispop pyelad by the incoabmparle joaquinos cia. an'sd he ao lsin "narcos: mexico." 'she like our ma brlonrao.ndhe 'sri blliant. anit t'shis story about nihumazi tnghe families thand e lives and pethe op bleehind what most peoplowe kn ahes adlines d statistics. itbut 's c aomedy-drama, and it's hioilarusnd a has style and will myoake u uglah and cry, and - i-for me, it'sre a damom ce true. asom seone who sta irtedn isth indust0 ry 2yes arago and was asd keto speak witreh mo oanf accent, thand erwee ren't, you
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