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the following program contains dangerous stunts that should not be reenacted and mature material. viewer discretion is advised. ♪ [ music ] ♪ now on "whacked out sports," we've got a special edition we call earth wind and fire. the heat is on. it's an earth wind and fire freakout. we got a couch full of ouch. plus it's a mud man mosh pit bikini beach babes in super slow
mo. a minibike meltdown. a great way to ditch your date. then the whacked out top five. we've got earth wind, and a fiery guy who's the toast of the town on "whacked out sports." ♪ [ music ] ♪ today on "whacked out sports," we salute those moronic will you loveable whack jobs to go toe-to-toe with nature's forces, earth, wind, and fire. the demeanted daredevils who aren't afraid to hit the ground
limping if it's the last thing they do. the thrill seekers who's half baked ideas turn them into flaming freaks, whether it's on the land, in the air or just plain in fa washington owe we've got it and you're going to go it. let's kick the tires light the fires and turn this mother out. all right. nothing wrong with a little innocent skin but i'm in the mood for something really dirty some freaky, wet and filthy, something like the mud bug jamboree in black water mississippi. this annual event draws about 300 good ol' boys who hall in their ladies and seven teeth between them and play in the mud. part of the weekend is spent
listening to lectures from local philosophers. you know what i think about black water? it's one big [ bleep ] [ bleep ] it is a magical love away between kissing cousins man machine and nature. hey, you freak get a room. you know you're cool when your mustache has its own ponytail. that's the mud bug jamboree, what the world would be like today if noah had an atv today instead of an ark. let's come down to earth and meet couch poe at potato cutie. my dream three hot chicks hauling ass through the desert. until my stepdad wakes me from a beautiful sleep. thanks a lot don. how is he going to explain this to his insurance agent?
ski basing or skiing off a 400-foot cliff with a parachute may look dangerous foolish or mental but it's a safe pastime if you know what you're doing. but if jay wall slammer waller knew what he was doing would he be on our show? those gray things look a lot like rocks. isn't it funny how base jumping rhymes with face bumping? i didn't think so either. let's see where jay wall slammer waller went so wrong besides hurling himself off a cliff. his liftoff was smooth, remembered his skis, but forgot to look where he was going.
but i don't blame the dude for the crash i blame his parents. if they named him jay safe landing waller, this whole unfortunate incident could have been avoided. all right let's see who else is going downhill fast. you know this sounded like a good idea at the time. this guy was like, hey dudes let's go snowboard the him laya and they're like, dude, you're a genius. now for the first few seconds it is pretty cool but then they start falling and suddenly they're all yeti bait. this is the snowball effect. at least they brought a video camera and they sent us the tape before they took turns crawling inside of wally for warmth.
it's "whacked out sports," the most insane sports bloopers show ever. since micro-minibikes have been outloud, only outlaws have micro-minibikes. did i say outlaws? i meant dorky 15-year-olds. how better to top off a blind date with danger than with a tumbling routine. nice roundoff mick gaylord. a spooky quarry in southern indiana. feels like i'm going to come across the bodies of scooby doo and shaggy in a shallow grave. mitch's ready for a second jump. he's got a strange tingling sensation that something's not quite right. don't worry mitch that's just the onset of puberty.
it's perfectly natural. oh my, you should have listened to those instincts because these jacked up in the fetal position. make now he'll take up shoplifting like a normal kid. but he's okay and ready for more. i kid mitch but i'm jealous. i'm still in my awkward stage and found my first gray hair in my goatee. welcome to fountain valley california, for the gordon bennett cup race one of the most prestigious events in ballooning spitting loggies on your friends below. looks like one of the balloons is taking off right now. or maybe not taking off.
that's more like dragging off. man, that is one sucky balloonist, heads up people, heads up. okay, we're experiencing a bit of turbulence but look, the balloon is finally up. without anyone driving. hoyleholy crap, that balloon is empty. look who forgot to wear their seat belt. it's a tough lesson to learn but if you have to lose your $30,000 balloon in order to learn to wear your seat belt, i think it's worth it. bye-bye, expensive balloon. bye-bye. we love hearing from you, the whacked out viewer your clips help make the show possible but sometimes it's hard to tell when the tape crosses the line from entertainment to cries for help. >> i kick myself in the head. >> take super fan rachel from
charleston. >> the bay before -- day before thanksgiving, south carolina, i'm going boogie boarding. >> some people will do anything to avoid talking to their families at thanksgiving. ix hypothermia is a no-brainer against hearing abouty you are aunt's gallbladder surgery. she is wearing a bikini and we're a little light on the cheesecake this week, so this angle isn't the best, though. yes, much better. but it still doesn't really scream sexy. >> what's sexier than a country girl in a bikini out in the mud? >> i could give you a list but now you're sort of making us uncomfortable.
odor! foot odor? get new odor-eaters medicated foot powder. stops foot itch and irritation. odor-eaters. no shoes. no problem. welcome back to our without tribute to the three elements of disaster. we've seen what earth and wind can do. now let's jump out of the pan and into the fire. you know when you catch on fire? yeah, you could stop drop and role but that's nor wienies. if you're going to go down in flames do it the way ted does it. there's a man with lots of style. you could say he's got style to burn. fuse.
>> never iron your suit while you're still in it. ted learned the hard way. >> now let's really turn up the heat with some smoking california hotties. we can argue all day about which one of these girls is the foxiest but only one can be the fastest. it's time for the bikini 100-yard dash. in lane 1 is healther. lane number 2 is marissa. in lane number 3 jenelle. next to her is christy. and carrie, and finally vanessa. rosalind down at the starting line what do you make of the field? >> i think they're hot. >> whoa, this is pretty disorienting. i'm not used to seeing girls running this fast toward me. usually i get the view from the other direction. kind of hip not tick.
but when the sand settled your winner was heather. >> give her a round of applause, please. >> call her the 100-yard dish. the first thing we do each day here at "whacked out sports," besides getting a coffee enema is to span the globe from backyards to the back woods to find of most whacked out clips for a segment we like to call homegrown videos. today we're in gray falls, it is gordon spot of i i michigan he is upper peninsula at a new competition, who can lose the most limbs first. don't ever ever, ever try that. yep, that's gasoline they're pouring into that mike waive. if you're one of the lucky few who already have one of these
miracle machines, you know if you put metal in it you get sparks aplenty. gasoline plus sparks what could that lead to? >> the cars are on fire! >> oh, this is going to be good. i was wondering where the future arsonists were coming from. due notice they wisely choose to do this near a wooden structure and a forest of dry trees? all right, show us what you got. that's it? that's weak. >> oh, yeah. >> so he's on fire. big deal. where'ss pop the bang -- >> oh, my god. >> never mind pop, this is the most irresponsible and ridiculous stunts i've ever seen. >> here we go. >> even i know that's plain
suicidal. but their youthful exuberance has won me over. next time i nuke a hot pocket, i'll remember this day in michigan and this guy will remember every time someone asks him, dude what happened to your face? all right all you count down crazies. time to set 'em up and knock 'em down with another "whacked out sports top five." today the top five things confuse never said. number 5, the longest journey begins with single pelvic practice. number 4, a picture is worth a thousand concussions. number 3 man named roberts who sets self on fire will be remembered as shish kabob. number 2 one crack per heinie is plenty.
and the number 1 thing con few shuts never said, girl on left has plenty of chinese junk in trunk. well, there you go, another countdown down for the count. coming up, a triple takes the plunge. it's a "whacked out sports" love story. that's next. you're watching "whacked out sports," the show that's taken one too many shots to the head. if you like beach babes brawling, moon doggies mauling punch drunk fugitives knocking them sieves out our knuckleheads cruising for a bruising, keep your cup on because this is a show that hits below the belt. it's "whacked out sports," the
helps prevent plaque and gingivitis providing a shield of protection. new act advanced. welcome back to "whacked out sports" where we've been braving the elements of earth wind and fire. so far we've seen couch potatoes get fried a base jumper denied, some flaming fools and the reason they invented slow mo. but that's all been sanitized for your protection because now it's time for the raw passion of a whacked out love story. looking for a great first date activity and your bowling ball needs redrilling? do what oscar mathers did. throw your date out of at plane. nothing says i think you're swell like forcing her into a 10000-foot free fall.
this is shanna, oscars victim, i mean date. after showing her his boy scout badge in shoe packing it was time to give her the ol' heave hoe. we can see him holding on to shanna the first few thousand feet to guide her free fall and grab a little something something on the way down. when it was time to let go and open the chutes, oscar must have been feeling pretty good knowing he scored some big points. >> good job. >> the only thing left to do was figure out where she went. not there. nope, not there either. how do you lose a girl in the sky? oh there she is.
chute's open and -- is she supposed to be spinning out of control like that? >> shanna, shanna pull the brake! >> didn't think so. shanna oh, this is awful, this is horrible. he promised her parents he'd have her home by dinnertime, alive. >> shanna! >> oh, boy nothing kills a date like killing your date. but for all you happy ending fans out there we've got one for you. not only did shanna survive with a broken skull jaw pelvis and two shattered legs but oscar met her sister in the er and the two are engaged. iracles don't happen. so there you have it our pain by the numbers portrait of man's first elements, earth wind and
fire. whether you're in the air, on land or just on fire, life has a funny way of saying, i like you but your time's up. keep thinking those good thoughts, people. i know i will. later. music♪ [ music ] ♪ captioning provided by warner bros. domestic television distribution captioned by closed captioning services, inc.
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