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[ cheers and applause ] ?? >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- megyn kelly, chris hardwick,
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roots crew. >> questlove: 574, south bend, indiana! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ?? ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, goodness! that's the energy we want! [ cheers and applause ] that is a great, hot, hot, hot new york city crowd. welcome, everybody to "the tonight show." this is it. you made it. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] this is it. well, here's what people are talking about. i read that donald trump is now
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he's going to visit all the places that helped him get elected. so i guess that means ohio, pennsylvania, florida, and russia. [ cheers and applause ] interesting. this is interesting. a new poll found that donald trump's favorability rating is up 8 points since being elected. and hillary said, "yeah, i wouldn't trust the polls that much." [ laughter and applause ] trust me. but trump is already busy gearing up for his first term. in fact, i saw today that his transition team has iv pentagon. trump should actually fit in well at the pentagon, since he takes five sides on every issue. [ laughter and applause ] for the war, he's against the war, hasn't heard of the war. this is big, though. it came up that trump is meeting with mitt romney this weekend about a cabinet position. of course the meeting between trump and romney will take forever because first, they're gonna talk about their sons. "how's tag?" good, how's don? "good, how's josh?" good, how's barron?" "good, how's max?"
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we got to get to some business here. [ applause ] but there's actually a rumor that trump may make mitt romney his secretary of state, which is a big step for trump. because he's never had a male secretary before. [ laughter and applause ] so it's a big deal. a big deal. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: it is. progress. >> jimmy: it is bigly. it is bigly. >> steve: bigly move. >> jimmy: it is bigly. [ laughter ] yesterday, vice president-elect mike pence took a group selfie with some republicans in washington, d.c. its getting a lot of attention for its lack of diversity. [ laughter ] that photo is so white, it looks like a polaroid before you shake it. you know what i'm saying? [ laughter and applause ] like a ghost. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: this is kind of nice. president obama held a joint press conference with german chancellor angela merkel yesterday, where they both talked about how close that they've gotten over the past seven years and how they'll miss each other. i think they really meant it too. take a look.
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[ laughter ] ? too long ? [ laughter ] ? to stop now ? ?? [ laughter and applause ] [ as obama ] >> jimmy: "call me maybe." [ laughter ] he matthew mcconaughey said he gained 45 pounds for his role in the new movie "gold" by eating pizza, cheeseburgers and beer every night. real dedication there. yeah, then the director was like, "no one asked him to do that." [ laughter and applause ] this is a character he made up. he didn't have to be overweight. >> jimmy: get this though, south korea actually banned planes from taking off and landing as well as loud heavy trucks yesterday. so students wouldn't be distracted while they took their exams.
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[ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: we're going to be okay. we're going to be all right. [ applause ] we're going to be okay. >> steve: he broke the floor. >> jimmy: it's insane. it's insane. it's totally insane. >> steve: how do you break the floor? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know, i know. i love it. i don't know. oh, this is pretty cool. i reha peggy whitson is now the oldest woman to go to space. [ cheers and applause ] right before lift off, she turned to the astronaut next to her and said, "is this the bus to atlantic city?" [ laughter and applause ] this is pretty amazing. archaeologists studying mayan pyramids in mexico just discovered a small pyramid, that's inside a second pyramid, which is actually inside a a third pyramid. yeah, it's being called the biggest pyramid scheme since
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ho! hey! >> jimmy: finally, guys, at the end of every show, i always run through the audience and say hi to everybody, i give high fives and say thanks for being here because i do love you so much. [ cheers and applause ] well, a bunch of people on twitter pointed out that a few nights ago i apparently botched a high five with a guy in the audience. [ laughter ] it happens. take a look. he's right there in the front there. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he looked his hand. i barely grazed the hand. [ laughter ] but he sort of just sat there making me do all the work and i was ready to go out. i was going crazy. i felt bad. i thought, well, who knows, maybe he's not that athletic? you know, maybe that's the thing, he didn't want to go. so, i looked him up. and it turned out not only is he athletic, he's a relief pitcher for the toronto blue jays. [ laughter and applause ] his name is joe biagini.
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anyways, i hate letting anyone down, so we invited joe back to the show to see if we could get this high five done right, once and for all. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome toronto blue jays relief pitcher, joe biagini! [ cheers and applause ] ?? >> jimmy: welcome to the show. thank you so much for being here. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: i apologize for missing you on that high five. but now you're here, and we're going to give it another shot. are you ready to do this? [ laughter ] ? you're the best around nothing's gonna ever keep you down ? [ cheers and applause ] ? you're the best around nothing's gonna ever keep you down ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: give it up for joe biagini, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots!
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come back again next week, everybody. on monday, our pal jason sudeikis will be here, and we're going to play a a brand-new game. [ cheers and applause ] we're going to play a brand-new came called "tandem sculptionary." >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: yeah. we have also kristen cwe >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and great music from dnce. that's monday. [ cheers and applause ] then later in the week, we have sarah jessica parker, leslie mann, kevin james, and the weeknd will be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] it's going to be a good week. but first, we have a fantastic show tonight. we love it when she stops by, one of the hardest working journalists we know. megyn kelly is here, you guys! [ cheers and applause ] megyn and i are going to talk about her new book and then we're going to face off in a
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plus not only is he the host of comedy central's "@midnight" and amc's "talking dead." he's also going to be hosting a a new game show right here on nbc called ""the wall." >> steve: wow. [ laughter ] [ as trump ] >> jimmy: "i know, i know. i told you i'd make that wall." [ laughter ] chris hardwick is dropping in. [ cheers and applause ] and we have great music from emeli sande, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] hey, guys, the final nascar race of the season is this sunday. it's the ford ecoboost 400 in miami. it airs right here on nbc at 2:00 p.m. it's a big one. it's down to the top four drivers, and whoever wins will be crowned the nascar sprint cup series champion. it's a big deal. earlier this week, they stopped by the nbc "tonight show" offices and we had a pretty intense race of our own. check it out. >> jimmy: hi guys, i'm here with four of the greatest nascar drivers on the planet.
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[ cheers and applause ] and this sunday is a huge race for you guys. but i have one that is even bigger. it's the way real men race. it's mario kart challenge. [ laughter ] ? mario kart eight! ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is just practice. i'm just going to blow your mind. ooh, first place is the best! you guys having the best time ever at my birthday party? >> how do you have time for the rest of your life to be this good at mario kart? >> do you have, like, mario back. booyah! oh no, he didn't. yes he did. >> how do you get 8th, when there's four people racing? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, you guys got to go head to head to see who the best mario kart driver is. and then the winner's gonna face me, for the championship. who have you chosen? who are you using, jimmy? >> lemmy. >> jimmy: you're lemmy. >> baby mario for the win. >> i am yoshi.
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mario karts. ?? yes, yoshi got the jump! >> woo! >> jimmy: that's kyle, that's busch right there. that's kyle busch. dude, you're a pro. oh, lemmy, i saw that! that was dirty, man. >> what's the coin do? >> jimmy: it just makes you feel good. [ laughter ] >> oh no, i can't see! who did that? >> jimmy: who's baby mario? >> jimmy: that's me. >> jimmy: yeah, we have nothing to worry about, you're in last place. kyle's in the lead. no, joey's in the ! he's flying over -- oh my gosh! this is unbelievable, oh! but then he drifted! oh my gosh, this is insane! >> there's a dummy right there. >> oh! >> jimmy: what happened? >> you're next. >> jimmy: i'm going with bowser, that's my dude. >> i feel good about this. >> jimmy: i know, you're acting like you're confident but i know you're worried and scared. >> no, no, you are so full of it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, second place. this is feeling real good!
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i got that need for speed. i'm in such a lead right now, it is sick! i can close my eyes if i want to. you're in second place? this is getting close. i'm in first place. what's going on? oh, my god. >> what happened? >> jimmy: are you kidding me? no, the screens out, keep playing. >> oh! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not fair at all. oh, my gosh. oh, my gosh! what is happening? no, come on! oh, my gosh. i'm getting killed! >> woo! >> jimmy: no, no! i'm defeated oh, my gosh! i can't even -- >> it's okay. little more practice, you'll have a chance. maybe next time. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the tv went out! my thanks to jimmie johnson, carl edwards, kyle busch, and congratulations to joey logano, on being crowned the mario kart champ. have a great race, guys. stick around. we'll be right back with thank you notes!
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>> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. today is friday, and that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff, you know. i check my inbox, i return some e-mails, and of course i send out thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] and i was just wondering -- [ howling ] [ cheers and applause ] i was running a bit behind today, so i thought if you guys wouldn't mind. i'd just like to write out my weekly "thank you notes" right now. is that cool? >> steve: yeah, baby. [ howling >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: right about -- i got to howl, baby! >> jimmy: hey, james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please? ?? [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers ] he's not moving. i think he's doing the mannequin challenge. [ laughter ] he blinked. ?? >> steve: he blinked? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: ahh! ?? >> jimmy: thank you, "fantastic
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or as you were called two months ago, pokemon go. [ laughter and applause ] ?? thank you, desk lamps, for making my stapler feel like it's being interrogated. [ laughter and applause ] "where were you on" -- "i wasn't there." ?? thank you, old spice, for being a good name for a deodorant but a terrible name for a stripper. >> steve: oh, yeah. [ laughter and applause ] together for old spice! [ laughter ] thank you, advertisement on the -- [ light laughter ] >> steve: advertisement? really? well, that's -- >> jimmy: that's right. [ cheers and applause ] that is right. ?? thank you, advertisements on
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me know what movie came out last year. oh, that's -- [ applause ] >> steve: i got to see that, yeah. ?? >> jimmy: thank you, life savers candy, for definitely overstating your abilities. [ laughter and applause ] it's delicious. >> steve: they're good, yeah. >> jimmy: they're good, yeah. ?? thank you, rubber duckies, for being the cutest way to teach children how to drown birds. [ laer >> steve: they are cute, though. >> jimmy: yeah. get them. [ quacks ] ?? >> jimmy: thank you, hand towels, or as you're known when i forget to do laundry, towels. there you are, everybody. those are my "thank you notes." we'll be right back with megyn kelly, everybody.
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?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a a very talented journalist who hosts a hugely popular show, "the kelly file," on fox news channel. her new book, "settle for more", is available now. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome megyn kelly. [ cheers and applause ] ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's got to feel good. they love ya. >> very good. i kind of just want to dance to that song a little bit. >> jimmy: i know, right? a little tom petty is good for everybody. i got to say, happy, happy birthday. today is your birthday, pal. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. ??
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i got you a cake. >> oh, how lovely. >> jimmy: just in case, yeah. stand back, i don't know -- >> oh, wow, he's going to use fire. >> jimmy: i know, i'm not good at this. whoa, hey, it's like a blow torch. >> mm-hmm. i noticed. >> jimmy: yeah, sorry. okay, good. now we have a make a wish. no, nothing's going to happen. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, i don't play tricks. i don't do that. i swear. no, but -- you blow it out and make a wish. >> okay, ready? yeah, okay i'm ready. >> jimmy: don't be nervous. what are you doing? it's not a trick. [ cheers and applause ] ?? t >> jimmy: just in case you want some. happy, happy birthday >> is this real cake? >> jimmy: it's real, dude i don't -- >> it's the real deal? >> jimmy: yeah -- there's no jokes. >> you eat it first. [ unintelligible ] >> jimmy: you eat it. >> i'm not eating it -- there. >> jimmy: what are you talking about? >> what's in the middle of that? something's in there. >> jimmy: what is wrong with you? it's a cake. [ laughter ] you're crazy. looks like a filling. >> oh, it is cake.
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look at what you did to my nice birthday surprise. [ laughter ] oh my god, it's a knife there. [ talking over each other ] thank you. i got a picture of it. oh, there's something in there. that's good, all right. well, happy birthday. >> i'll have some later, thank you. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> that was sweet. >> jimmy: oh, you're really fun to throw a surprise party for. gosh. >> i guess -- >> jimmy: what a downer. >> this isn't really necessary to your show. testing, testing. >> jimmy: oh, my god. so, how's it going? everything good? >> yeah, everythings good. >> jimmy: you have a birth good luck, you have reason to celebrate. you have your new book right here. oh, and also the election is over. [ light laughter ] >> that's right. >> jimmy: you must be relieved. >> honestly, towards the end there, i thought it would never end. >> jimmy: right? >> i really thought it would never end. >> jimmy: was the result shocking to you? >> i think they were shocking to just about everybody, except for one guy with a goatee, who works on team trump. who about two weeks before the election said, he's got it. it's like some guy that ivanka and jared had hired to work for the trump organization in 2 2010, and they shifted him over
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>> jimmy: is it "duck dynasty" guy? >> and that -- he kind of looks like it. a little guy. and, you still got chocolate on you. >> jimmy: what, i do? [ laughter ] >> and they shifted him over. and he was the one man in america who completely saw it coming. >> jimmy: really? >> yep. so, yes, we were all shocked. were sitting out there on the set, and you get the exit polls at 5:00 p.m. in the evening and they said looks good for hillary, and you know, we'll probably be able to call it by 11:00. and then by about 9:00 that evening, it was like, hmm? i see something else. >> jimmy: yeah, well you talk about these -- about the debates and everything in the book. with all these great stories. the -- one of my favorite moments of the election was you and mike huckabee, when he was on your show. >> oh. >> jimmy: this is one of the funniest things i've ever seen. you are so funny. he tried to make it a -- a a reference to "jaws", like, an analogy, saying that trump is like the captain -- >> quint. that trump was like quint. >> jimmy: quint. yeah, i can't believe you remembered quint. >> and hillary was like the shark. >> jimmy: and hillary was the shark. watch this clip.
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>> he's like captain quint in the original movie, "jaws." he's the guy who's going to save your butt and save your family, and so at the end of the day, when he kills the shark, you're happy about it. now, hillary is the shark. she's gonna t eauryot. boa that's the choice you get to make. >> now, governor, i hate to be the one to tell you this, but captain quint got eaten by the shark. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] im when did you think of that? you can kind of see, in your face. you're like, oh no, don't keep going with this story. >> you can see -- it going at him like a freight train. like, maybe he can still land it. i don't, i'm going to give him time to land it, and then it's like he's done. it's one of the best movies of all time. who doesn't know how that ends? >> jimmy: no, it's like, like trump is like bambi's mom. [ laughter ] mike, stop talking, stop talking. congratulations again on this book. let's talk about this a little bit here.
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>> oh, good times. >> jimmy: look at this. this is great. >> yeah, the year was 1987. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and that -- that hair was considered very hot. you remember. >> jimmy: oh, totally. i know this. >> i have to apologize to the people in it because i gave them no disclosure that they were going to be in a book seen by millions of people. >> jimmy: i like this thing down here. this is from your journal. this is when you -- when you realized that you were gonna to go into journalism? >> yeah, well, i was practicing law for nine years, and you know, i s head first into a brick wall of unhappiness, and that was the moment after i realized i was done. i was -- >> jimmy: i want out. i am more exciting than this. i am more interesting than this. i am more interested than this. i need more out of life. >> yeah. >> jimmy: wowsers. you went for it. >> you know, i mean that's really -- >> jimmy: is that like an oprah dream journal? >> well, kind of. kind of. oprah -- not oprah herself but dr. phil whose on her show, was the motivation for the title of my book. which, i was unhappy, i was in
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saw good old dr. phil on her couch saying, the only difference between you and someone you envy is you settled for less. so i thought, maybe i can make different choices and settle for more. and honestly from that point forward, you can see in my journal entries, i kept writing that down. how can i settle for more in my personal life. how can i settle for more in my professional life. and lo and behold, i started to get better results. you know, little by little, and eventually, you know, i got out of what was an unhappy first marriage. ex-husband to this day, and it ended well for both of us, but you know, i just sort of started making better decisions for myself. >> jimmy: wow. and you have a -- props to dr. phil. >> yeah. [ applause ] and you can too. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. set it and forget it. >> that's right. >> jimmy: here's the book right here, you guys. go pick it up now. megyn and i are going to play a game, and i've been -- chasing you this whole interview. i'm in -- your brain right now. i'm in your head. >> i see, i just want to disclose this to you up front. one time at "the kelly file," we had the former head of the cia interrogation unit come to
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megyn and i are about to face off in a game of "box of lies." here's how it works. upstage are a bunch of boxes containing objects neither of us have seen before. taking turns, we're going to select a box, open it on our side of the table, out of the view of the other person, remove the object from the box, show it to our great audience, and then your opponent -- look at your opponent and tell them what's in your box. now, they have to guess if you're lying or telling the truth. we're going to play three rounds. megyn, why don't you pick the first box. [ light laughter ]
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>> jimmy: go for it. >> what number do you like? [ cheers ] four? i heard four. >> jimmy: i heard four too. >> i like four. >> jimmy: oh, it looks heavy. already you're giving something away. a very heavy box. >> so i would have you believe. >> jimmy: yes. oh, really? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. all right. all right, okay. okay, all right. you seem uncomfortable. yes. [ light laughter ] all right, here we go. what's in there? >> in my rectangular container. >> jimmy: yes. >> i still have to cover the news. >> jimmy: i know. be careful. >> is a half moose, half -- >> jimmy: no, already, you're lying. >> dinosaur.
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you can -- i already know. >> covered in iphones. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait. a half moose, half dinosaur covered in iphones? >> mm-hmm. in iphones, i say. >> jimmy: in what? >> in iphones, i say. perhaps the iphone 2. >> jimmy: iphone 2? that doesn't even make any sense. gosh, that's pretty good. >> your move. >> jimmy: hmm-hmm, moose, dinosaur, iphones? gosh, that's some really random stuff. i'm going to say you're telling the truth. >> i'm not sure. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what are you talking about? what. oh, no. did you make up the iphone part? >> it appears to be --. >> jimmy: yeah, that's right. >> a deer, dinosaur. i'm not sure. >> jimmy: well, it's a deer, but either way, yeah, yeah. but either way, i was right. >> yeah, you got it. ??
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all right, six. here we go. [ light laughter ] >> wow. really? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm going to tell you what's in it. i'm going to tell you exactly what's in this. >> good, good. >> jimmy: it's going to be straight up. >> good. >> jimmy: i'm gonna give you this one. >> okay. >> jimmy: just say "true" and you'll win. >> i'm ready. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it's a furby with a -- one of those beer hats on his head. >> hmm, what's your level of confidence? >> jimmy: 94%.
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detection class, they said that when you say yes, we should follow the body language. and so i say, it was a lie. >> jimmy: that's how good i am. i was in your head. [ applause ] i knew it was good. i gave that one to you. >> you could join the cia. >> jimmy: that was a lot of pressure for me. 'cause i'm really not a good actor. i don't know if you've seen any of my movies, but. [ laughter ] >> you could join the cia. round. okay, what -- >> eight, eight. >> jimmy: here we go. >> and it is not over. >> jimmy: it is not over, no, it's not over. this one, this is worth 1,000 points. whoever wins this -- oh, that's light. you almost tossed it up there. >> you know what, i've been lifting three kids under the age of eight. >> jimmy: you almost tossed it out in the audience. you're making your huckabee "jaws" face. yeah, you're already like, you're thinking of something right now. you're thinking of a lie. you're thinking --
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>> okay. i have to get this out of the way. got to give this my full, my full attention. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, i gotcha. i gotcha. >> in that container -- again, the news. >> jimmy: i know. i gotcha, i gotcha. you're thinking of a lie right now. but you're going to go with the truth. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, right. deck of cards? >> with a liquid tube stuffed in the middle of it. >> jimmy: that doesn't make any sense. a deck of cards with a liquid tube? what does that mean, a straw? >> like liquid. >> jimmy: a straw? a liquid tube? you are the worst liar ever. i'm going to say you lie! >> it's the truth. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] that is weird. what the heck is that thing? [ talking over each other ] >> again, the news. >> jimmy: ah, it's one of those snakes.
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?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is the ceo of nerdist industries and the host of comedy central's "@midnight" and amc's "talking dead." he's a busy, busy man. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome chris hardwick! ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: chris hardwick! you are looking sharp as ever. thank you for coming back to the show. >> thank you for having me on you show. >> jimmy: oh, please. i love you. you know we love you, and congratulations. you got married. >> i did. i got married. >> jimmy: that's a big deal. [ cheers and applause ] ?? that is great, buddy! >> yeah! >> jimmy: congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: we have a photo from the wedding. >> yes. >> jimmy: and this is -- your
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a nerdy-themed wedding. [ laughter ] okay, so, this is my favorite droid. this is r5-d4. he's the droid in the original "star wars" that almost goes with uncle owen and luke, and then he breaks down, and then, they get r2d2. so this is the almost famous of "star wars," and so i've always appreciated him for that. i relate to him. so in our wedding, he was the ring bearer, and he gets two-thirds down the aisle and, he breaks down. [ laughter ] >> jimmyea you are a real nerd. this is fantastic. >> so, to the extent where i actually e-mailed mark hamill, and i was like, "would you show up at my wedding and go, 'oh, this one had a bad motivator," and take it away?" and of course, he never responded. >> jimmy: he never responded, of course. >> and then all these jawas jump out, and then, i wrestle with them. and then they -- i get the ring, and they take the droid away. so, these -- these were the jawas. >> jimmy: so this really happened at your wedding? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you wrestled jawas? [ laughter ] >> yeah, real jawas, 100% real jawas. >> jimmy: you are the best. you are the most fun human being. >> they're very hard to get them to do what you want, but
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crazy? >> i went to -- i live with dolts. i get crazy. i went to disneyland for my bachelor party. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's fun. i love disney. >> we were stuffing disney dollars in minnie's bloomers. it was amazing. [ laughter ] no, that's not true. but i'm a big disney fan, and i love disneyland. >> jimmy: yeah, me too. >> so, yeah, i went to disneyland. >> jimmy: that's great. >> yeah, it was really fun. >> jimmy: that's a good jam. that's fun. >> yeah, and all these kids were walking around, "happy birthday!" and i'm like, "someone's getting married!" [ laughter ] "oh, but i'm still single for another week!" >> jimmy: "oh, i'm going on small world twice! twice!" >> yeah, yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: "let's get some jungle cruise up in here!" >> like, it was so crazy! >> jimmy: "animatronic bear!" [ imitates air horn ] >> "hey! great moments with president lincoln!" [ imitates air horn ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you got to air horn it, man. >> yeah, i do. >> jimmy: if you don't air horn, you're living life not to the fullest. >> "show us your mickeys!" [ laughter ] like, it was a lot, yeah. [ imitating air horns ] >> jimmy: "@midnight." >> yeah. >> jimmy: i love your show,
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>> jimmy: it's on at 11:30. >> we moved the time. [ laughter ] yeah, i know, i know. i was a dumbass. i'm like, "this is the perfect name for the show. it's the twitter handle. it's the time." never occurred to me, maybe we won't always be at that time. [ laughter ] so, we painted ourselves into blog show. yeah, we followed it. >> jimmy: it's a great show. as a gift to you, we got you the twitter handle "@midnightat11:30." >> oh, thank you very much. i appreciate that. >> jimmy: just in case, just in case. >> you actually got that? >> jimmy: yeah, we did. >> that's amazing. >> jimmy: @midnightat11:30, we'll give you the password -- >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: in case you ever want makes a lot of sense. >> jimmy: you can tweet each other and stuff. >> well, now we've been -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: @midnightat11:30 can tweet @midnight, and you go, "hey, how are things at 11:30?" [ laughter ] >> yeah, i think chris hardwick's becoming unhinged. "no, no, no! that's me from the past, man!" >> jimmy: yeah, exactly! [ laughter ] exaclty! >> yeah. "future me has some news for you, and it ain't good," yeah. >> jimmy: "you're gonna be on a a half hour earlier." >> half hour earlier, yeah. >> jimmy: you have "the talking dead." >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: you just celebrated its 100th episode? >> yeah, 100th episode of "the talking dead," yeah. i know. it's crazy. yeah, i know.
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>> thank you. it's sort of therapy. it's sort of -- i, you know, i used to think -- i used to think "talking dead" was therapy for "walking dead," and then the season six finale happened last season. and, some people were upset because there was a a cliffhanger. >> jimmy: yup. >> and then, i realized after getting yelled at a lot on twitter, no, i'm customer service for "walking dead." that's basically what i am. [ laughter ] there's a lot of people going, "i know you didn't write this, but you represent the company, and i need to" -- you know. it was a lot of me going, "sir, i'm sorry. is there anything i can do?" >> jimmy: "have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?" [ laughter ] >> "have yri plug it back in." that's all i know how to tell you to do. >> jimmy: now, let's talk about "the wall." >> yes. >> jimmy: you did it? >> we did a show called "the wall," a game show. lebron james was one of the executive producers. >> jimmy: lebron james produced this show with you? >> yeah, yeah, he did. >> jimmy: how cool is that? >> he's the nicest guy. >> jimmy: he's the coolest dude. >> i mean, he's -- besides being incredibly talented and an incredibly smart business man, if he was kind of a jerk, you'd be like, "i'm going to give you a pass on this one." >> jimmy: yeah. >> he's the most generous, engaging -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> and such a lovely man with a a great family. he's, like, he's inspiring to
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"take it down a notch, all right? the rest of us" -- >> jimmy: and i like his friend. he has the same friends he had from high school -- >> same friends, yeah. >> jimmy: and they all hang out with him. >> making amazing stuff. >> jimmy: beyond, beyond amazing stuff, i mean, he's charitable, and he's a good dude. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but what is this game show about, "the wall"? what is it? >> i always wanted to host a a big flashy game show, and this is a big, flashy, emotional game show where we've built this four-story -- do you know what pachinko is, like, the vertical japanese pinball game where the ball shoots up and comes down the peg? >> jimmy: oh, yeah, plinko. >> now, i kind of felt like i second act of the show. "it's a big wall!" >> jimmy: okay. >> "and a ball!" >> jimmy: "yeah, yeah!" >> "comes down!" >> jimmy: "yeah, yeah, yeah!" >> "he's got it! he's got it! he's got it!" >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, okay. al pacinko is one of my favorite -- >> al pacinko, yeah! >> jimmy: from "scarface." >> yeah, yeah, al pacinko! >> jimmy: "say hello to my little friend." you know al pacinko. [ laughter ] >> "you think you're going put your balls in me?" [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the -- that's the slogan. >> that's the slogan, yeah. >> jimmy: we have a little clip of -- just basically explaining what the show is. >> yeah, yeah, here's the show, yeah. >> jimmy: here's s aneak peek
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[ cheers and applause ] >> this is a game where we give people that shot to win. >> 2.7 million! >> change their lives and to live out their dreams. >> there's one simple rule. if you get something right in this game and the balls turn green. they add to your total. when you're wrong in this game, the balls turn red, and those subtract from your total. "the wall" gives and the wall takes away. >> $500,000. >> oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] >> you can win big, i mean, more than you ever thought possible. ?? welcome to "the wall." ?? >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. y! congratulations, buddy. >> now, just real quick. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i know you're at home. you're like, "you're just dropping a ball down a wall." i know. i said that before i actually played the game. it is one of the most engaging, emotional because you have one team the entire time of two people. you get to know them. you empathize with them. and they'll be up millions of dollars, and then two seconds later be out of money and then back up again. so, just give it a shot is what i'm saying. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] "the wall" premiers january 3rd at 8:00 p.m. on nbc. emeli sande performs next.
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[ tower pinging ] [ whistling ] we've got a problem, friend. half off any smartphone for anyone who switches? what's the problem? the naughty list shouldn't get deals! yeah, but anyone who switches gets half off of any smartphone. even these? yeah, any smartphone. no, jingles. [ knuckles crack ] [ spits ] ooo. ouch. [ neck cracks ] [ darien ] switch and get half off any smartphone.
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?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight's musical guest is a critically acclaimed singer/songwriter whose new album, "long live the angels," is out now. performing "hurts," please welcome emeli sande, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ?? ? i'm alright i'm alright but i could be wrong baby i know you remember me ? ? 5 3 in the back of the library come on you could at least try look at me ? ? ah man ah man what a tragedy ha ha bang bang there goes paradise ? ? ah why we always had to roll the dice la la ? ? heart beating irregular two seats in the back
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? ah yeah you forgetting that and all the mad we did after that crazy ? ? your hearts a cold november i swear you're giving me shivers ? ? shivers baby i'm not made of stone it hurts ? ? loving you the way i do it hurts ? ? when all that's left to do is watch it burn well baby i'm not made of stone ? ? it hurts ? ? hold on it's a marathon run fast run fast ? ? like the rivers run damn another scene in the restaurant ? ? ah took a minute till the penny dropped you know ?
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but your knife is cutting me deep deep deep deep ? ? deep deep deep deep baby i'm not made of stone it hurts ? ? loving you the way i do it hurts ? ? when all that's left to do is watch it burn baby i'm not made of stone it hurts ? ? it hurts the way that you pretend you don't remember ? ? it hurts the way that you forget
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? like that time late in bed when you said it's forever baby ? ? i can't i can't explain no more ? ? baby i'm not made of stone it hurts loving you the way i do it hurts ? ? when all that's left to do is watch it burn baby i'm not made of stone it hurts ? ? baby i'm not made of stone
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loving you the way i do it hurts ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: holy moly, wow! fantastic! oh, my gosh. emeli sande, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] "long live the angels" is out now. wow. that was fantastic. my thanks to megyn kelly, chris hardwick, joe biagini, emeli sande! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you so much for watching. have a great weekend. i hope to see you next week. bye-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ]
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[ cheers and applause ] ?? >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- wendy williams, host of msnbc's "all in," chris hayes, music from lukas graham, featuring the 8g band with keith carlock. ?? [ cheers and applause ] seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, everybody. how are we doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] well that was a real grab in the [ bleep ] [ laughter ] and i'm sorry to use foul language like that but last i checked the electoral college seems to be fine with it.

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