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a free vote. free media. book and a lot of show where you get the real headlines with none of the mercy i mean live out of washington d.c. now we've got a great show for you tonight but first let's start off by taking a look at what the mainstream media has decided to miss. ok. hey guys i need some scripts over here soundbites are so you know what i made three medias decided to miss guys but we're both everybody.
puts that. we are the mainstream. hyde welcome to the daily insider baseball b.s. rundown everybody huge political news today coming from within the white house musical probably only facts about one hundred people talk so with all those we will spend an entire hour discussing as if the future of the world depends on it and i'll continue getting paid exorbitant amounts of money to talk about things that no one else in the country relates to while trying to distract them from that fact by playing really intense background music so let's begin with the lighthouse for the day it's always so looks like they're trying to get festive over in the west wing this morning pumpkin curry soup is what's on the menu now personally i'm a huge pumpkin fan and part. of the cheesecake.
shockley. french toast. pumpkin bread. are going to stop but you know i could go on all day anyway back to the super the day pumpkin curry actually live it. was a big weekend here and you see a lot of how we even parties pretty sure they have the press corps still hung over our indian spices that really the best idea. just curry gurgling. every kind of the white house but all right let's move on from the soup of the day to the other news the only matters to a small and exclusive group of people right here in washington d.c. . just over sixty days left until the iowa caucuses and until we start having fewer candidates to talk about on a daily basis here on the daily inside baseball b.s. rundown just a thought that makes me want to die inside a little bit but enough about me let's talk to the candidates opinion polls the car collection of certain lawmakers republican voters still seem completely lost on it which candidates to their liking a new poll done by the low to show is a very telling so joining me to discuss the poll and much more is medicine heard on
the hill reporter for roll call and. alex cites walt assistant editor for think progress or are you guys thanks for joining me tonight so is this poll i mean are you with me here right or republican voters don't really seem to know what's going on there is suffering clearly from this flavor of the month mentality. it's very important poll i'm glad we're getting down to the bottom of it well i'm not i'm not really sure if we've ever seen anything like this before so this is quite a new poll and if we take a look at the results here it says that sixty eight percent of five of voters say that they could be swayed and herman cain was like forty nine percent say they could be swayed and michele bachmann was a man and seventy three percent a whopping seventy three so they could be swayed if romney wins with a d. that. i'm really surprised by that mitt romney number because a large portion of republican voters support him or bags themselves those i would think you'd have a much higher proportion of voters would see themselves in romney a little bit so i think we might be having some people who are misidentifying
themselves in the polls i'm going to watch out for that's a really good point that is not part of the hill roll call reporter ah i think you know the bachmann being a man probably would make sense most presidents of the united states if not all of them have been men so it would make sense that that would be comfortable for voters to talk about this herman cain thing i mean is the republican party clearly have a fear of black people i mean i don't. i mean you know it's color i don't see i mean you know i don't think that's that's really appropriate to talk about i just always say yeah exactly i don't think that color is really a good story i think that there was a really good headline a few months ago about is america prepared for two african american presidents actually back should we get some other color in there. right so a little low a little pumpkin curry in the white house what do you think about the right thing curry after holiness fun of on a classic axelrod pumpkin's grown in iowa clear message the i will voters you think
about the republicans but don't forget about me i'm still the president i'm going to serve your soup really got a two thumbs up and we're going to be a little different this time they're really getting in there they're going to it's no more mr nice guy everyone's been talking about you know how the gloves are off and i think they really make that statement with the spices and the curry in the pocket and not to mention harkening back to the obama's you know no blue america no red america orange america aren't orange america and i think that's the new america here goes orange let's move on to another little issue here if we're going to talk about. really take the gloves off it's this issue of loyalty when it comes to your state and so somebody compiled a few numbers out there and they took a look at every debate that rick perry has participated in as part so it turns out that in the five presidential debates that rick perry participated in he's used the word texas eighty three times and that is more than four times than any other candidate has referred to their own state i mean is that is that
a forgivable offense when it comes to the other candidates or is that just treasonous. so it's almost treasonous extrapolating way too broadly from the one cab driver i spoke to in iowa the last time i was there i would say that i would voters care tremendously about how many times people mention the states they're looking for at least thirty forty references of debate so rick perry is clearly well ahead of this particular metric here and i think that's going to pay major dividends in the caucuses now. i'm not sure maybe you guys caught that did this study show how how often he mentioned iowa because that seemed cabdriver told me that he prefers to be mentioned twice to every once for texas well i mean i do this one of the things we constantly forget about the political system right when we decide to iowa new hampshire matter more than everybody else texas largest state i think that maybe maybe it's right that rick perry mentions texas eighty three times but i think you get eighty five could really put him over the edge but if you do the more there is still november we have five to be i'll be looking for you i will
be counting as i'm sure you well how many times texas is. absolutely i think you know in the rankings of g.o.p. word priority you want to get reagan number one obviously tax taxes number two and the taxes they're almost the same word you know you can maybe kind of mashing together get two points for each time you mention it tax this tax axis tax this i like i want to think of to use the next time during a debate. let's move on to another issue here to talk about some. of it on hill and i don't picture here for all the viewers to take a look at this is representative john campbell's ferrari five fifty and it was parked outside the capitol on a recent day and so this is causing a bit of you know people are upset about it right this is the moment when you don't want to pretend like you're the one percent we have this whole ninety nine percent rhetoric that's going on. putting it out there what was the reaction like on the hill medics i know here every day you're there every day we saw this ferrari
actually this is a hard hitting story that i've been following for months. john campbell representative campbell is actually he's a collector of cars he has something like fifteen classic cars every six months or so he ships another one out here this is packed people and so the ferrari is his day to day car is the commuter car this is where he goes to and from work he has another car that's kind of like a weekend car and he actually has a home for them in virginia where they can rest between their long voyage home but so he actually drives his on his. every day. i mean if you google it actually this is this is true if you google it there's a sighting of him in the car in like two thousand and one or early you know you know i believe you know actually there was a sighting of him in a car in two thousand and three two outside of a checkers down in southwest washington now fortune running out of time today but
so before we go very quickly it's are shameless plugs done a thing for me. i've got my new book it's called game changing the game change how the web two point zero twitter ocracy will revolutionize bo's words from bangalore to. beijing to the washington d.c. optics. i also have a new book which is better than yours and it's it's about serious stuff about the capitol hill about the capitol hill i just want to say happy birthday to my aunts kitten out there fluffy just turned one year old thanks guys for joining me tonight thanks so much that's it for the right. seriously pros answers now the occupy protests have entered their seventh week and what started as a few people who have never worked a day in their lives squatting at a privately owned park is now thousands of losers and it is spreading across the country put one of the drains on society actually in protest but i still have no clue so we decided re the stench and the filth and filth one more time to find out
now despite what you've heard and now respectable americans of all ages and all backgrounds joined in here's what i saw on top of the people drumming and sucking off the tea to the government along that i told you about before now there are all kinds of people at occupy d.c. that's the kind of people that you'd never want to associate with become parents instilling a hatred of capitalism in their children and a very young age people whose only real skill in life is dancing. this. seriously guys if salat now says they're all losers and have no jobs they are willing to take some time in their pathetic effort at self-improvement their attempts to make themselves somewhat presentable there for a start dining experience and yes these people pretend to be suffering while eating dessert when. they see you making them. and their expensive clothing
and that's why you saw correctly that as a designer surf brands they even step out from their luxury accommodations to help us get to the bottom of all this socialist nonsense now this seems college i decided to ask him a gotcha question that i knew would completely the point of the movement but still leave him with no way to answer correctly like if he's still using his wall street backed a.t.m. card occasionally when my dad put money on it for me. just what i thought i've been using it to feed the kitchen so the only thing we can all agree on here is the but all worthless dirty hippie. or can we the idea that there are people starving in america is unconscionable thanks teaming up with big corporations that it's ninety nine percent of the people that you know wind up being pushed to the bottom of that's what happens separation of corporation and state we've either democracy rather than an oligarchy right now we
have the rule by the rich and grow you need is the rule by people. whatever. our guys coming up on the other side of the break michele bachmann herman cain and rick santorum debate on this special holiday edition of iran a show. i. think the police recommended i. think what a protester nobody seems to know. but never persuade the face of the argument that they're being overly dramatic.
mr. ok buddy welcome to our g.'s street northwest republican presidential debate now we the mainstream media have been selectively allowing candidates to participate over the last couple of months beating people out like gary johnson and so tonight we're going to continue that tradition actually going to make it even more exclusive joining me are republican presidential candidates herman cain rick santorum and michele bachmann and rick perry could be here tonight is campaign hasn't commented but word on the street is he's in rehab and since mitt romney just school the other
candidates every time ron paul comes to say it on foreign policy we've also left them out newt gingrich and his wife are on a luxurious vacation at an undisclosed location and jon huntsman mr huntsman has been written by goat well campaigning in new hampshire so we want to risk allowing a rabid candidate on the stage right let's get started candidates thank you so much for joining me tonight and we're going to start with issue number one on the mind of many americans right now recent census figures have shown us that in two thousand and ten poverty levels went up so now forty six million people forty six point two million people in this country are living below the poverty line if you look at the official unemployment numbers over nine percent if you look at the real unemployment numbers as measured by the you six sixteen over sixteen percent. i'm sure what's going on where you live it isn't going you know this is this is this is one of the serious issues that are facing the nation right now poverty they
want a president and as a candidate do you have any good promises any good ways that you can promise to bring this country back onto its feet to fix the economy to drag people out of poverty. well look look our economy is rusty it's old it could use you could use a good lube up and that's why what i would do is i would i would take a corporate tax rate that we have and i take it down to zero right now we have corporations spending hundreds of millions of dollars to hire tax evasion a lobbyist so they need to spend that money to put people to work and that's what i would do with my plan and with my plan we create is great for all the jobs not profits and get better economy moving and get bachmann michelle please tell us how you would lube up the economy well i also agree that we need to be waging war on the tax rate i think that we need to go down to
a lower tax rate so that the good people of america who are creating cherubs can continue to do that but you want to wage war on the tax rate or on the people of america that pay taxes well now that it's a little confusing i know but it's really the tax rate it's the tax rate. ok moving on mr mr cade have you any any lube plans. ahead of the problem. or alone or would overcoming this mean that you have with me and froth as a matter of fact but i'm over that now but i would i would actually feed the poor to the rich. especially those occupy wall street people who are living in a in a fantasy zone i have a song about that which i'll say a little later. but i'll get back to the fans. very much looking for of the song looking for the fantasy but let's stop talking about the economy nobody cares about
that crap anyway let's move on to what really matters in this country social issues i'd like to play you a little video as i said rick perry one of the presidential candidates could not be here tonight and word has it that he's in a rehab and some of it could have to do with this latest speech that he did take a look. i come from a state you know there's a place called. you know what county and it is slogans and if. it's a candidate i want you to respond in preferably thirty seconds to one minute answers what exactly do you think rick perry was on while giving that speech well i would say oxycontin because he's a lot like a pizza very cheesy on the outside of the inside an accident like that rush limbaugh told me that. well you know if.
i think he was doing the marrow. it's a gateway drug which comes after i advocate way action of masturbation which i strongly am i against mr santorum you have any suggestions here for what you think i'm wrong i know rick perry i know he's a good guy but i think i think he's had a little too many services with all the illegal immigrants he's partying with down in texas if i was president i'd build the wall there and i would rick perry's party with the illegal immigrants down there in texas i'm going to say. not my nine nine nine tax plan is much better for him because nine nine nine is is it go round numbers he said it was a flat we're not we're not talking about nine nine nine right now you know you know there's just you know obviously larry i would. have
stolen my my tax was little really the audience actually has weighed in on this question as well that i just asked you in terms of what rick perry was on and some people are thinking that perhaps gardasil may have something to do with a little too much h.p.v. vaccine has finally gotten up to his brain ok so now i want to show you a clip as we all know it's hard to wean today and this is a horrible horrifying thing according to some that's happening right here in this nation's capital take a look at a clip. when the fifth anniversary of the i you're it's twenty five years ago decided to just run down the street at a lot of fun and where everybody drinks and think to. one of the kind of in the city in d.c. . are so that's something that is called the. i hear a drag race right here in washington d.c.
in the capital of the nation have any thoughts on that. i do i just would like to say that if i were made president the first thing i would do is offer my husband marcus is clinic to anyone who is involved in that kind of. running and well i think i think it's time the stories told us here please the officer said to him how would you rather kate or would you eradicate the drag queen high heel race if you were to become president of course i would i would have gravitated it looks like an occupy wall street movement to me looking at that video but i would lock everybody up there and maybe should come on down to texas where rick perry can finish off mr cain well i would have locked all these gay people look at one of those men looks like a woman that worked for me at the national restaurant association so i think i better be quiet right now. we're going to get into the natural earn our national
restaurant association in a little bit really quickly we have to take a break candidates please hold tight audience we'll be right back. if you just sit. on the noodle saving money listen pixie's. cigarette week for obama did you know that's new to the good stuff we found out. what should they do ships a credit card you got it if you i despise away from college i am hundred thousand dollars and sat down i don't have friends if i don't have a job that doesn't matter but i just made a best friend like that like. every day sometimes twice a day for you how do you love going out drinking with all the ladies i mean tebow nineteen sure. i mean i just got laid out. with these i think that. it's for you know.
this is a paid advertisement brought to you by the evil to collectors association of america . ok everybody welcome back to our g. street northwest republican presidential debate let's continue on with the candidates tonight here we have in our company mr herman cain michele bachmann and rick santorum now first of all i want to question you about the president president obama currently has been hailed as a foreign policy success on the economy might not be doing so well he took out osama bin laden he took out the and he took out moammar gadhafi not only that but he's also winding down the both the wars in iraq and in afghanistan so how would you compete with that which you follow on in obama's footsteps if he were to become president or do you reverse any of his foreign policy actions bring people back from the dead perhaps. but i think he's making a terrible mistake here we're losing the iraq war and i i happen to know for a fact from inside sources that it wasn't. it wasn't obama who killed bin laden
dick cheney was all mad helicopter with those navy seals. what we need to do is bring back. our speaking hurry up hurry up they're going to be our business of evil iran and syria and san francisco and we'll take care of this problem iran syria san francisco interesting choice there well along i would like to expand on our previous thing that i said about iraq needing to pay us back i would also like to see countries like guatemala who we so generously gave syphilis i would love to see them you know pay us back for that or japan i mean we did we ended the war for them in hiroshima so if they could pay us back for that to reimbursement would you support any reimbursements of those type. reimbursement for pizza but i think we need to do that now for bad foreign policy come in on it myself
because i have no. big idea what i'm talking about with the san francisco should be part of the axis of evil i think it should be there are too many gay people there. and what i saw greg reese i'm going to keep my mouth shut because she does look like you. are afraid that's all the time we have for that question now i want to move on to you mr cain you were a guest on the sunday morning talk show face the nation of bob schieffer the other morning and the topic of discussion was this controversial ad that you put out that included your campaign manager mark block smoking a cigarette and so here mr schieffer decided to question you what message you think that sends let's take a listen. it don't since this signal that it's cool to slow no it does not mark blot smokes that's all that we were trying to say it's cool to smoke you have a lot of people in this country that smoke but. so you've said your piece you don't
think it's cool to smoke that's not what you're trying to say in the ad do you think it's cool to smoke mrs bachmann i can tell you alone that a woman outside a rally told me that smoking can kill you so i'm going to go with i believe that that's perhaps a scientific fact that a lot of science would back up that claim that smoking can be incredibly detrimental to your health and also can increase your chances of lung cancer or stroke but i do i trust the good american people to give me information like that i would be i would be the anti-smoking candidate on this stage because it is an assault on the family not because of secondhand smoke but i happen to know because i've heard from someone that smoking causes homosexuality and that is an assault on the family that i won't stand for. you but i believe that we're already in a time unfortunately of china running and i want to start you know it was time to kick their butt we're running out of time i need to get to the last question here
because i want to have a little bit of fun and so very quickly for each of you we have a would you rather this boppin to start with you would you rather have sex with a welfare recipient or an illegal immigrant oh well this alone i have to say i'm highly offended by the very notion that i would associate with either of those people it's a would you rather you have to pick on. you know. ok obvious or santorum would you rather as sex with chaz bono or marcus bachmann. what what is the anatomy on chaz bono. i think about may still be. for debate but. we have to we have to go here so mr cain would you rather have sex with one of the women that you sexually assaulted in the one nine hundred ninety s. or one of your future victims that you have yet to sexually assault future victims know the court gashing we are candidates i have to wrap it up that's all the time
that we have tonight thank you for joining us and thank you at home for watching this northwest republican presidential debate. our welcome back everybody we're going to do a little bit of post-debate coverage right now try to wrap up all of the loose ends we thank you all for watching on t.v. all of you for participating online looks like we had a lot of viewers today for this special place in politics republican debate that we had this evening now let's take a look at what some of you have to say we took a few online polls. first of all i wanted to know who won the debate we decided to ask people and it seems like there's a lot of confusion here right i mean look at first the people were going with with bachmann but then when they started going over herman cain then there were going to drag out over to santorum going back to bachmann and then what. looks like i mean this is a little odd it's as ron paul just knocked everybody out of the park ninety nine percent i think what really happened here is that our viewers just got
a little bit confused and that's ok that's ok we'll let it slide but i think what they all really mean by and are here let's not forget right the one true republican that really can only win every debate so it looks like ronald reagan really came out as the clear winner tonight now we have and so we had a lot of audience participation so i think all of you for giving us your word now we have one more poll to that we decided to take see what people thought. let's move on to the next slide here. all right. a lot of words you hear repeated over and over again right a lot of talking points for use when it comes to debates so we decided to have a little fun we want to get the young people involved we couldn't get a hologram in this time we did decide to ask you what you think would be the best word to play a debate drinking game with which you know what got you the most wrong so. not nine nine nine said it sixty.