tv [untitled] October 31, 2011 10:30pm-11:00pm EDT
nine times over the last debate sixty nine times about it's not ninety nine right i guess they could've worked a little bit better ronald reagan as they say ronald reagan was clearly obvious winner here but ninety eight times for the ronald reagan and then the war and. i mean this is really more of like a war is the right i mean we got the other drug war you got the war in afghanistan you got the war in iraq we have the war on morals in america for all poverty long gone but that was said one hundred one hundred and five times for war. i think we all know what that means right earlier so think you know which one i was drinking for all right so basically what happened is little rock that's all the coverage we got time for tonight but if you can break. into it only. if you go to bring justice or.
jay carney has been trying to put a rear end to the sophomore at feud between pennsylvania avenue and kim's ass where the view apparently braga michelle don't agree on letting their daughters keep up with the car dash which is space that only one of the most important family values programs to be seen on modern television. and to be lax for. families together. and in fact michelle's sole garage out to the stir and admitted that he's the one who doesn't like the girls watching and since the card actions command a legion of faithful followers or as they call it the cardassian mafia the news didn't really sit well you just think about it a lot of back to find a seat for a really somebody from within the mafia must have scared the president because they seem to backtrack as soon as he got on the card actually and astroturf in hollywood have you seen the show go i have not seen the sure. but it was. so mr
president you never actually watched the car dash in really i called both obama to be honest you've watched you just never turn the sound on and personally i tune in for that cutie but if i may let's examine how these two families have more in common than they think and i don't just mean their penchant for hang out with rappers or loud mouth runs along very chance kim has actually undertaken a massive jobs act of her own but it's out of hiring fourteen million americans. operators services to fourteen teams. it. sorry sorry that. never happened where. all right
speaking of employment president obama has been making a regular appearances on the television sets of american households to show the country that he's capable of putting jobs in the laps of americans something kim already did years earlier actually but only with her ex singer ray j. that footage ended up on the t.v.'s of millions of americans as well but unlike obama's appearances which have lasted three years and only gotten worse most men to cut a gander at kim's jobs actually only needed a few minutes to come to a happy ending and actually the contrast here between the two was almost uncanny obama has been trying to pass his bill to no avail but cam regularly passes hundreds of them a fashion boutiques nationwide let's go back to what these two families have in common big white house tons of bodyguards big entourage and let's not forget the personal papa razzi there every opportune moment to get that perfect snapshot the president played golf with bader is a p.r. gimmick and can pretend that she actually married for love so you.
know. so you're sure you don't like reality t.v. mr president because you kind of seem to be living it it was the last time you tried to have a smoke without fearing the whole world would see it you think that's rough at least being president has an end date or is gender is going to have to croak before he can stop seeing his daughter sex tapes every single time that he signs on the internet but then again moroccan bruce both have strong women to support them in times of need special your daughters want to start running off marrying basketball players after dating them for just a month. michelle literally break the their balls scuse me would literally break their balls with her bare arms chris actually to pick chris they're actually kind of like the ballers and their goals you know like mother like daughter right since i got out of the top of the bath of all this is clearly a love that both families share the president played high school ball makes a bracket every year for march madness even sat courtside at the wizards bulls game
in two thousand and nine while simultaneously leading the free world. well they act like they're in high school they dated after the n.b.a. and they treat courtside like their second home while simultaneously having no idea what's going on on the court but from banging basketball players to hanging with basketball players the similarities just don't and these two families both slug it out from time to time all the time to show their fans that they're just like then the card actually is now the less expensive clothing line at sears to make money off of the masses in a store that they would be caught dead shopping in despite what this ad might lead you to believe. when you say you can't just keep taking pictures. again. only now the meantime michelle obama thinks that wearing j. crew shopping at target by makes her relatable come on the show you're going to
have to trash it off a lot better than that here wal-mart has great produce and it t.j. maxx you can get this season styles for let's go in and obama start to look like a bad car dash in knockoff i think i actually learned from them about marketing fake relatability and let's face it the cardassian grande made sixty five million dollars just last year a lot more of the obama's i have there are still more popular with the one percent hating every man and the first family so obama i suggest that you check out a few episodes of your daughter's shows like a guidebook for little girls that are famous for their daddy's accomplishments and let's be honest defending o.j. pretty fun part but being the defender of the free world. john so this year i got to be honest i've never seen. anything about her past policies or the record but there's one thing that made it clear she's a real american i love america. and all things american.
it will be said maybe from italy i don't think it's any more american than all of them because we while away from the candidate so it is. so good to be on the summit . together we keep this country going down the corridor. to nat we will look into the stories that are rocking this nation discussing the most minute details as though they are earth shattering have a look at every case big or small with the same doozy as and i will make decisions about cases based solely on information leaked to the press and we would use this information to determine whether or not someone is guilty of and the most important thing is the conclusion that i myself come to because let's be honest doesn't
matter what the jury says based on all the information that is given to them during the trial now the only thing that matters is the decision i am my viewers come to piecing together by piecing together information from tabloids and limited documents that we are provided by the court because the bottom line is you may be innocent and the jury if i can sway public perception to guilty you will never go free and you will pay for your sins so the big story tonight is the trial seeking justice for michael jackson the first i want to tell you about a case out of jackson mississippi tonight i want to tell you the story of sweet little second grader kelly so you have a story in particular touches my heart because it reminds me of the two most special people in my life. betweens now right so back to kelly sue what happened in jackson is the most egregious case of erasers death ever to occur in the state house break down the details of this case this is what we know first kelly sue had a razor before she went out to recess eraser was white with a purple unicorn on it second after recess the eraser was missing third notorious
second grade goalie bobby glitch or did not go out for recess because his recess privileges have been revoked due to his indiscretions. i think the pieces are starting to fall together here but wait it gets better let's take a look at bobby the butcher's parents and peers that they have never once chaperoned a field trip wow so what we are dealing with here is a suspect of the past record of misdeeds and i a parent's an opportunity to commit the crime need i say more but there is more and racer was found in. debts and a racer with a purple unicorn so that's it right case closed well not so fast there is a twist in this story school officials lost the race to recover from will involve a butcher's desk fumbling this case and losing a key evidence that in believe bush will go free in the process discussed i think all we can we can all look at ject of lee the facts of this case see the bully bobby butcher is guilty or the devil is dancing tonight because barbie is
a fiery man a little kellie susan raising this i think we have a caller right now who wants to weigh in on this case call or tell us what's her name and location how now and machine corey clark carolina i do actually care you are live there cheryl and our markets plan for how one cross team . now i am a gene i want to hear what is your question tonight here me alone are let me repeat that. it's going and how. did you hear me oh thank you so much you know the twins are the most special people in the world where. can i ask my question now go ahead intervene ok well i just want to know that since i don't know all that evidence you know that surveillance footage in our classroom. you know i don't think if they do have any surveillance footage in that classroom but i know
is there any school that my children are going to go to we'll have a camera so that there can be surveillance footage that imogene i have to hang up on you here we're getting an update i have breaking news from the michael jackson murder i mean death trial it appears that the jury may have reached a verdict so let's go straight to lauren lister who is live on the scene and who's been covering every detail lauren tell us what do you know you know nancy at this point we are hearing that the jurors have passed a note to the judge and that possibly a verdict could be delivered as soon as any minute here but as you mentioned earlier he has really dr conrad murray already been convicted in the court of public opinion after being called a murderer so many times on your show but as i said we are awaiting a verdict in this highly anticipated controversy ok's now laura i hear that isn't the only interesting thing that's happened here also here that that happens to be some kind of a sighting in the courthouse we are hearing reports that local police have been inundated with calls that done under that casey anthony is inside the courthouse as
we speak now of course she has been fielding death threats ever since her acquittal however we have heard from a few key sources that perhaps because she was voted the second most creepy celebrity after only marilyn manson if she was feeling the pressure that you are there let me cut you off there are you say the people are calling saying a bay have seen tot mom casey anthony and the most high profile case in the nation and you have to that is absolutely what we are hearing but at the same time i do have to point out the police have also received calls that possibly two clocks a corps as well as elvis presley are sitting on that jury there so if there are other calls coming into local police given a number of. sightings that are believed to be all involved in this case do we hear from any more credible people any more credible calls have they said. we think about what the tot mom was wearing how she has her hair we are hearing that her
hair is down but unlike when she was acquitted and when she would still live or her sentencing when it was handed down it is not exactly in the same style as opposed to the flowing locks we're hearing that it's more of a half down the road as i see right here i hear we have another great thing i did hear i hear that a viewer has sent in a picture of tot mom casey anthony at the trial now now wait a second wait a second controller i think we've got the wrong picture that's that's lauren lyster our reporter knows that's that's the right picture all right we have to go to a break but we will continue looking into this bombshell when we get back don't go anywhere. thank. me the you do you believe that any. thank. you protesting nobody seems to know.
and patriots over the weekend a very left leaning web site politico did a hit piece on g.o.p. presidential candidate herman cain now according to this liberal parasite while cain was head of those associations national restaurant association in the one nine hundred ninety s. at least two female employees complained to colleagues and senior associates and officials about inappropriate behavior now that slimy site goes on to smear mr cain by saying it to settlements reached with those women but they can't talk about those settlements are illegal for reasons so politico is writing a story about the first black conservative g.o.p. presidential candidate it all comes from unnamed sources become law that the left leaning media d.c. new york love to do always smear conservative any chance you get there is my question for politico where is the hard hitting investigation of john edwards the man finished third in the presidential race in two thousand and eight while having an affair with a campaign worker and fathering a child and this happened at the same time that his wife was dying of cancer it's
open national enquirer to break that story and found lloyd what he did is far more egregious to what hurricane is accused of and where is the media outrage of bill clinton's sexual escapades let's face it our former president has a horndog how many women the bed while in the white house of course let's not forget that famous blue dress answered gar but of course the liberal media is always going to rush to protect one of their own and now politico has decided to atack a g.o.p. presidential candidate this much so that's why they're tonight's pansy's now for our patriots herman cain and his pizza exact her own candidate is not letting the ankle biters in the media get to him it was a washington d.c. think tank today and he refused to engage with the media on this issue as you're well aware there is a there's a cloud right now and it isn't fair for your ability to get this out which is the story in politico and i just want you to hear it for us right now. no. but you and i think that question is a kind of question is inconsistent with ground rules that we're.
really going to be able to. see it. good for you mr cain standing up against this type of irresponsible reporting that later in the day came decided that he would go out set the record straight so we can have the fair and balanced fox news to talk about these scurrilous accusations i have never sexually harassed anyone let's say that secondly. i've never sexually harassed anyone and yes i was falsely accused while i was at the national restaurant association and i say falsely because it turned out after the investigation to be baseless. telling the truth don't let the leftwing mainstream media derail your campaign and that's why herman cain is tonight's patriot he now says that he knows what it feels like to be the front runner he knows the attacks will just keep on coming you know they will from the left the same left the want to
turn this country into a socialist marxist beating what we hear the factor looking at their balance and keep america great. i welcome back to following friends now today we have more video of the anti-capitalist anti freedom loving protesters that are spreading across the nation like a disease getting what they deserve from police take a look at this video from denver colorado over the weekend where police counted rubber bullets at the. thank you thank you. thank you. thank you thank you. yes me i mean this hippie scope is getting what they deserve who think they are going into public areas and actually try to stay there oh i definitely agree i think that it's wonderful that we are reigning justice down on these people i mean you want class warfare look if you class warfare oh you did
a drug test because i'm sure they told me you know that they yes they should but i think the police were a little busy because these protesters have been throwing stuff at the police i save more rubber bullets and then protest them good good idea there's bring in the dogs too it could be a good photo. i let's move on to the next one so you know this is something that i think those are just outraged over right now this is pictures came out of two thousand and ten because this is a foreclosure firm that's called stephen j. valmy and. so take a look at some of these pictures people are outraged thinking that they're being insensitive to all the people they've you know whose houses they have foreclosed upon it's all of this is america you know you have to progress up as whoever and whatever you want clearly is you know i mean it's a costume people i mean if we can translate on how we as whatever we want then i
feel like we just don't have freedom and country anymore all colloq is just professional they have to work with the people so obviously they're. the only think they can think about. this so obviously they dress like i do have to say i personally feel really bad for the bankers this year because i heard that evil banker was was a big halloween costume and that's just wrong. ok take a look actually it's something that is wrong if you want to talk about how we know what's wrong it's not getting to dress up as whatever you want it's the continuation of giving handouts something of the obama administration is not very good out people look at the law in this nation here to know how we can be a white house. for all the carrots grow the carrots carrots from the white house garden where we
do care if you can use us so bad they make you sad. that they try to impose i have got right is not going to show obama's thing or something like counties that are for gays it makes you a visa now if you're they are giving away the offer see i it was ridiculous i completely agree i mean i think that how we know it's the perfect time to teach your kids a lesson and the lesson that i taught my kids was capitalism i had to hire some other kids to go around and get their candy for them and then those kids got one piece of candy while my kids got all the rest of the candy because that's how capitalism works and that there are no welfare cases they're not going to the white house trying to get free candy and it's just ridiculous where there's a ministration is taking this country i don't even recognize anymore i completely agree and you know speaking of not recognizing things the other day i was driving down the road and you will not believe what i saw a billboard on the grass
a good lord it was a billboard and it had people on it of the black color and. the g.o.p. it is the new black white house. one billboard on the right i think everyone see i think we have a clip of somebody actually the videotape this billboard the haunting about let's take a look here. this billboard just went up and so if you choose to along sixty and it's got street the organization behind the bus it calls itself a search it's a conservative group dedicated to attracting more americas of color to the republican party. i mean i don't really know a savior but i think that we need more republicans in this country we need more good citizens that know what party to vote for but is it do the right where they have to. find work. well. i think that the problem we run into is we don't mind immigrants so we have to turn to another group i think of
this is i think this is all a ploy by the obama administration they want more black voters to go to the republican party because the more black voters in the republican party they think that they're going to try to subvert our politicians to more giving out candy at the white house more welfare more you know the government feeding all the hands i think we're just running off people. that's why the whole thing. to. me was you know anybody trying to make joint think that now well it's like oh you don't want to be part of a liberal look at this this new teacher this is a horrific horrific story. stacy schuler she had a bizarre defense fighting the drug zoloft an alcohol for actions she even blamed her diet and irritable bowel syndrome for what she did with the. personally i think hollywood has a little something to do with this well if you get that that's what happens to also
how she was liberal exaggerating leave gately or help people if they go to that part of wall street is that you look in bows tense i'm sure they will go to do you know if they like you we're beyond no no you don't there you go you have been on it so if you got a cameo week with your user you have it all wrong what happens is when you don't get some great portion of meat in your diet then you start to act irrationally and with her i agree this is reading thing is frightening it's frightening and it's so we being america because hollywood has made it cool and it's not ok we need to get rid of the vegans there are threatening our children in our schools well they're not shun her children are sure of the old know with those who participate in those tents and god knows what how do you know they're right those times are guys we have to wrap it up tonight i say for night so thanks for tuning in if you enjoyed our holiday and special invaders me back on the program tomorrow now in the meantime got to get to become a fan of you want to show on facebook and follow us on twitter and if you missed
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