tv   Late Night With Jimmy Fallon  NBC  August 16, 2012 12:35am-12:46am EDT

♪ nothing but love and just love will leave ♪ nothing but love for you and me ♪ ♪ yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah nothing but love is there when the rest is gone ♪ ♪ nothing but love is left after each regret moves on no 'cause nothing but love stays long enough ♪ ♪ to forgive every last sad memory ♪

♪ ♪ if nothing but love is all there was ♪ ♪ then nothing but love is still there for you and me ♪ ♪ for you and me for you and me ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: dwight yoakam! nice job, buddy. welcome back. good to see you. >> thanks for having me. >> jay: i want to thank my guests, sylvester stallone, missy franklin and, of course, dwight yoakam. "jimmy fallon" happening right

now! jimmy, take it! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, captions paid for by and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. thank you very, very much. welcome to "late night with

jimmy fallon," everybody. i appreciate it. what a great new york city crowd right here. welcome, everybody. we're going to have a fun show tonight. you guys, this is very interesting. the white house just revealed that it brews its own beer, and president obama drinks it when he goes out campaigning. [ laughter ] and even more of it when joe biden goes out campaigning. [ laughter ] speaking of obama, his campaign also released a new ad featuring celebrity djs called "djs for obama." [ laughter ] yeah, because when voters are trying to decide their position on the fiscal budget, health care, war in afghanistan, their first thought is "what does dj pauly d think? [ laughter ] somebody get me skrillex on the line. what kind of a vote? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ never seen that one before.

hey, some celebrity news. i heard that the kardashians are launching their own line of eyeglasses. that's good, maybe now people will be able to see what it is the kardashians actually do. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] they make eyeglasses, duh. they me eyeglasses. get this, a town in new jersey that is considering a ban on drive-thru restaurants. yeah, drive-thru attendants were so mad, when they heard that, they were like, "how dare you --" [ muffled voice ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] sounded mad. sounded angry. good lord. hey, did you guys hear about this? yesterday, a contestant at the national scrabble championship was eliminated for cheating. yeah, cheating at scrabble, or as most people call that -- a game of words with friends. [ laughter ] you've never used that word. that's a real word, that's a real word.

this is a true story, you guys. wildlife officials in norway said that a family of bears broke into a cabin and drank more than 100 cans of beer. [ laughter ] or as the bears put it, "not as much fun when it happens to you. huh, goldilocks?" [ laughter and applause ] check this out, you guys. the u.s. military is sending surveillance blimps to monitor the u.s. border with mexico. i think it's a great plan, you know. until everyone looks up and sees the blimps. [ laughter ] this is crazy, police in illinois say that someone stole a truck with $24,000 worth of frosted flakes in it. [ laughter ] when the cops found the guy, they were like, "you have the

rrrright to remain silent." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you don't have to rub it in. you've got to rub it in. ♪ and finally, i read about a man who lost his memory, and used pictures on facebook to piece his life back together, or as most people call that, sunday morning. we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a big show tonight. she is one of our favorites. she is hilarious and great every single day on the fourth hour of "the today show." kathie lee gifford is back on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] plus, he is a big-time rapper, author, actor and reality star. t.i. is coming back to the show.

[ cheers and applause ] she made incredible saves to help team usa win gold in soccer. [ cheers and applause ] two-time olympic gold medalist hope solo is coming right he. she's got the medal. she's rad. and we'll have stand-up from the very, very funny godfrey. my old friend godfrey's coming on. [ cheers and applause ] he's a funny dude. hey guys, i know how much we all love watching tv, but everyone is so busy these days that we don't have time to watch every single thing that we want. so, we thought we'd help you out by boiling the shows down to just the essential parts, the clips that can't be missed. i'll show you what i mean in a new segment called, "said it and re-edit." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ said it, said it said it and re-edit said it and re-edit ♪ >> jimmy: okay, let's take a look at this first clip from rachel maddow. she hosts "the rachel maddow

show" on msnbc five nights a week. that's a lot of shows to keep up with. so we stripped it down for you and left only the absolutely essential stuff. >> steve: great. >> jimmy: yeah, take a look. >> newt gingrich had an ultrasound, and it revealed a small horse inside his stomach. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now you're all caught up. you can watch the show next week. you all will be all caught up. >> steve: that's what the show is? >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: that's the show? >> jimmy: that is the show, yes. it's fantastic. >> steve: newt gingrich having a horse in his stomach? >> jimmy: boiled down, yes, basically, that's the gist. >> steve: fantastic. >> jimmy: this next one is from dr. oz. you know that guy. >> steve: i love dr. oz. >> jimmy: we love dr. oz. >> steve: he's right across the hall. >> jimmy: he hosts "the dr. oz show" right across the hall. we're neighbors. we're good buddies, love the guy. >> steve: i can't watch all of his shows. >> jimmy: no, i'm a busy dude. what i do is, i boiled it down to the parts that can't be missed. >> steve: perfect. it's like a serving. >> okay, this is tmi, but when i'm eating, i stick my chewing gum under my nuts.

[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: hold on, wait. >> jimmy: hold on, ready? [ laughter ] >> steve: wait, what? that's the show, boiled down? >> jimmy: i don't -- i haven't seen him in a while. i haven't seen him in a while. can we see that one more time. >> okay, this is tmi, but when i am eating, i stick my chewing gum under my nuts. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know. i guess. it's a different season. he's going in a different direction. [ laughter ] let's move on. oh, this one is from the host of "rock center" and "nightly news" on msnbc. you know him, you love him, i love him. >> steve: i love him. >> jimmy: brian williams. yeah, we love that guy, he's the best. [ cheers and applause ] he hasn't been on our show in like a year. >> steve: i saw him on letterman the other night. he was fantastic. >> jimmy: is he great? [ laughter ] he was great on letterman, right? >> steve: he was great on letterman. >> jimmy: all the big nbc stars do letterman. >> steve: i love watching him. >> jimmy: look, he's so great --

[ laughter ] -- but he's got too many shows that i got to keep up with. >> steve: yeah, too many. >> jimmy: his show, he's got to do letterman. [ laughter ] >> steve: he's got "rock center," he's got the news. >> jimmy: he's got the news, he's got "rock center." wa steve: come on, i love hing him on letterman, though. >> jimmysoike a stunning woman. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's take a look. >> if you look closely at jimmy fallon, he looks like a stunning woman. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'll take that has a compliment. >> steve: i would too. >> jimmy: thank you, brian. >> steve: you look attractive as denise. >> jimmy: yeah, thank you. the next one is from anderson cooper, host of "anderson cooper 360." >> steve: love it. >> jimmy: yeah, he's a great guy, great show. let's see what we may have missed this week. >> in mitt romney's own words i quote, "a david hasselhoff concert should be required for all american children." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: he's still on tour? >> jimmy: you didn't know that?

>> steve: i didn't know that, but now i do because i saw it's boiled down to the essence of what i should see. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: so they should call that like "anderson cooper 3-6," because it's not the whole 360. >> jimmy: just 3-6. you take out like, 36 degrees. name your five favorite concerts. >> steve: my five favorite concerts are probably the beatles at shea stadium. maybe the who and jimi hendrix at woodstock. hasselhoff. [ laughter ] can i stop it at three? >> jimmy: it counts for two. it counts for two. thas