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that's right. cardinals will start voting tomorrow on the next pope. experts say that they're looking for someone to embrace the diversity of the church and lead catholics into the digital age. so it's going to be another old white guy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] probably. probably right. did you hear about this? "oz, the great and powerful" made $80 million at the box office in its opening weekend. it tells the story of a con artist dealing with a bunch of witches, or as it's call these days, "the bachelor." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] actually, tonight was the season finale of "the bachelor." and one thing we noticed this season is that sean seems to -- that's how i say his name. >> steve: that's it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: say it again. >> jimmy: sean. [ laughter ] hey, you guys, sean is here. well, we know this season that sean seemed to only feel one way about the girls, no matter who he was talking to.
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check this out. >> i'm crazy about your daughter. i'm crazy about lindsay. i'm crazy about your daughter. i'm crazy about you. i'm crazy about ashley. i'm crazy about your daughter. i'm crazy about your sister. crazy about a lot of girls, right? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: and finally, it was announced that china is opening its own disneyland, which disney says will be both "authentically disney and distinctly chinese." which explains why the parents of huey, dewey and louie had to pick just one. [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] give it up for the roots! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, man! that's what i'm talking about! the roots! [ cheers and applause ] thank you, guys. we have a giant show tonight.
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he has a new album out march 19th called "the 20/20 experience." [ cheers and applause ] this is an amazing, amazing record. it's crazy. it is so good. oh, my gosh. everyone is going to pick this one up. this is record of the year already. >> steve: already. >> jimmy: and it's not even out yet. >> steve: it's not even out yet and it already -- >> jimmy: it just swept the grammys, and it's not even out yet. >> steve: are you serious? >> jimmy: yeah, adele called and said -- [ british accent ] -- "i'll give it to you." [ british accent ] >> steve: "you can have my grammy, mate." [ laughter ] [ british accents ] >> jimmy: "you're good enough, man. you'll get it, right." >> steve: "you're better. you're better than me." >> jimmy: "you're better than me." [ laughter ] >> steve: "give me another pint." >> jimmy: i just love that you don't expect that voice from her. >> steve: no. [ british accent ] >> jimmy: thank you. >> steve: especially after she sings. it's so beautiful. >> jimmy: oh, her voice is fantastic. [ laughter ] "the 20/20 experience." he's going to talk with us and perform a new song. justin timberlake is here. [ cheers and applause ] j.t.! [ cheers and applause ] it's a killer album. from the hit show "justified," timothy olyphant is joining us.
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[ cheers and applause ] and every week, we're getting the celebrity who was fired by donald trump on "all-star celebrity apprentice." tonight, we have legendary rock star dee snyder in the house! [ cheers and applause ] we're going to talk about that. and as i mentioned, we have music from justin timberlake tonight. [ cheers and applause ] what a show. fun, fun stuff. you know, actually, i have a pretty funny story i thought i'd share if you don't mind. this weekend, i was checking my email. [ laughs ] >> email. that's great, man. >> jimmy: what's that? >> it's funny. email, "late night with jimmy fallon." i get it, man. that one took me a second to get, but i love your show. i see where you're going with that one, though. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what are you talking about? what do you mean you see where i'm going?
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>> come on. email. email, mailbox, box springs, springtime, time out, outback steakhouse, bring it back to the blooming onion, "glass onion" by the beatles on the white album, album of the year, bring it back to the grammys, who just won a grammy for best comedy album? jimmy fallon, host of "late night with jimmy fallon." how do you like me now? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i guess i like you the same as before. i don't even know you. >> well, i know you because i sleep inside your soul. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i guess that's just insane. i think you need help. >> help? you did it again. help, "late night with jimmy fallon?" that one took me even more than a second, but i think i see where you're going with that one, too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> come on, help. help, help wanted, wanted dead or alive, bring you back to bon jovi, "livin' on a prayer,"
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prayer circle, circle circle dot dot, now you got the cootie shot, shot in the arm, bringing it back to lance armstrong, "strong enough to be my man" by sheryl crow, just connected the exes, two x's, dos equis, the most interesting man in the world, world of warcraft, kraft macaroni and cheese, easy mac, big mac, mac attack, heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack, bringing it back to billy joel, joel mchale, talk soup, talk shoop, bringing it back to salt n pepa, "push it," pull it, bop it, twist it, oliver twist, please sir, have some more- gan freeman, bringing it back march of the penguins and madagascar-ly rae jep-sons of anar-key lime pie, pythagorean theorem, a squared plus b squared equals c squared, c.c. sabathia, new york yankees, yankee doodle, labradoodle, labrador, dora the explorer, bringing it back to ferdinand magellan, "are you gellin?" bringing it back to dr. scholl's, "what's up, doc?" doc severinsen, the leader of "the tonight show" band with johnny carson, carson to leno, leno to conan, conan to fallon, "late night with jimmy fallon," how you like me now? [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: wow!
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>> jimmy: that was pretty good. that was not bad! bad. bad to the bone, bone thugs-n-harmony, eharmony, dot com, rom com, comic con, contra, bringing it back to the contra code, up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, select, start, "start me up" by the rolling stones -- [ mick jagger voice ] hey, start me up, i'm mick jagger. mick jagger, "moves like jagger," bringing it back to maroon 5, slaughterhouse 5 by kurt vonnegut, squirt on a cut, bringing it back to neosporin, neo from "the matrix," trix cereal, "silly rabbit, trix are for kids," kid tested, mother approved, kicking it back to kix cereal, cereal bowl, bowl cut, cut and paste, paste, bringing it back to elmer's glue, elmer who? elmer fudd, fuddruckers, darius rucker, bringing it back to hootie, hootie who? hootie and the blowfish, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, now i got my dr. seuss fix, "hop on pop," pop and lock, lock and key, key and peele, peel and eat, eat pray love, bringing it back to julia roberts, john roberts, chief justice of the supreme court-ney thorn smith-sonian
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museum of modern art garfunkel, bringing it back to paul simon, rhyming simon, simon says "hand on head, no, instead -- here's a tip, flip the script, hand on hip," hip-hop, bringing it back to the roots, the legendary band in all of the land, they're lending a hand on nbc, studio 6b, "late night" with me, jimmy fallon. how do you like me now? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> i get it. you're better than me. [ light laughter ] this is all i had going for me, though. i'm going to be alone forever. i'm out of here. [ audience aws ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey. whoa, hey, come on. come on, i'm sorry. come on back. ♪ come on, mets bucket hat guy. come on. [ laughter ] all right. hey, whoa, whoa. don't make that face. come on, man. i'm sorry. [ audience aws ] we were just playing around and we were just having -- having --
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♪ there he is. come on. there's my pal. there you go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ yeah. come on. thank you very much. come on back. oh, come on, man. don't look back at me again. [ light laughter ] you're really milking this. come on, buddy. come on back. i'm sure that there's someone out there for you. maybe someone right here in the studio. [ laughter ] wait, there you go right there. look. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ yeah, there you go, right there. you found someone. [ cheers and appuse ] ♪ they're perfect for each other! this is so good! don't you see the similarities
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and why you guys are going to get along? look at her eyes! [ laughter ] they're beautiful! this is fantastic. give it up for mets bucket hat guy. what a great guy. [ cheers and applause ] wait a second. he can't do it. he's coming back. oh my goodness, she's crazy. he can't do it. mets bucket hat guy, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] and laina, the overly attached girlfriend. can't do it? you just can't do it. all right. give it up, mets bucket hat guy. we'll be right back with justin timberlake. laina, the overly attached girlfriend. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] for the billions of smartphone photographers... ♪ ...the first smartphone to put the camera first.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we are joined right now by an international superstar. you know him from movies like "the social network" and "bad teacher." he also hosted "saturday night live" for the fifth time this past weekend and knocked it out of the park. his new single "suit and tie" just passed 1 million downloads. and his new album "the 20/20 experience" will be released march 19th. please welcome back to the show a busy man, here is justin timberlake! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ >> jimmy: welcome, my friend. how are you -- how are you doing? >> i'm doing great! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good. what a weekend, man! what a weekend. what a time. i mean, you have a lot going on, but "saturday night live" was unbelievable. congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] >> i -- i always have fun on that show. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but i just -- it seemed like the list of cameos as the week went on were getting bigger and bigger and bigger. >> jimmy: no, it was crazy. i -- i was watching from home, and i have -- i have an infection or something so i am on sudafed or i don't know what type of fed -- >> i was sick, as well. >> jimmy: yeah, well we shouldn't have made out sunday night. >> we shouldn't have. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean that was -- >> it was a bad decision. >> jimmy: but it was a bad decision but it was -- >> but your lips are so soft.
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: it -- it's totally platonic. >> yeah. >> jimmy: which means forced upon, right? >> right. >> jimmy: that's what that means -- [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: sorry about that, i couldn't help myself. >> that's all right, man. >> jimmy: i was in the moment. >> sometimes you're in the mood. >> jimmy: but i'm watching and -- but i'm watching and i go, oh my god -- >> when jimmy gets in the mood. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] no, no, i put on a bunch of glenn miller records and crank up -- >> "no" means whatever jimmy wants it to mean. and now i'm sick. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now you're sick, yeah. >> so, thanks a lot. >> jimmy: we're both on some crazy things, but -- >> but i'm on some weird drugs right now. >> jimmy: no, we're all on -- >> like anything can happen on national tv right now. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: but -- i couldn't -- i couldn't -- >> i know. >> jimmy: go to sleep. i couldn't do anything. i couldn't -- i was so excited about watching the show and it
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was killer. >> oh, thanks, man. >> jimmy: and you were hitting it out of the park with every cameo. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i mean, this is -- i mean, first of all, the five timers club that means so much to "saturday night live" fans. [ cheers and applause ] means so much to -- watching steve martin, chevy chase, martin short, candace bergen, dan aykroyd, tom hanks, alec baldwin. it was like -- >> and me. >> jimmy: and you. if that couldn't get cooler right there, you did a sketch and brought back -- >> right! yeah. >> jimmy: d-in-the-box guy. >> wild and crazy guys. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and wild and crazy guys. look at this -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: the festrunk brothers. wild and crazy guys. and then 2:30 a.m. -- [ laughter ] who we know as d-in-the-box. >> yeah that's 2:30 a.m.'s first live television appearance -- you know, in person. >> jay: yeah, cause andy -- >> no one's seen them since their trilogy of debauchery. >> jimmy: i mean, they really are. i mean, because you had d-in-the-box, you had mother lover. >> right. >> jimmy: and you had -- >> and then we put -- then lady gaga 2:30 a.m. sandwich. >> jimmy: not gay if it's in a
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three way. yeah. >> there's nowhere else for us to go, by the way. >> jimmy: no -- >> i don't know how much more wrong we can get. so putting these guys in the -- >> jimmy: did they have names these guys? >> i forget what andy -- we just call him andy -- i came up with -- my character's name was rais. r-a-i-s. >> jimmy: yeah -- >> huey! >> jimmy: oh, god. >> that's the go-to aaron hall riff. that's like the guy -- huey! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: aaron hall. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i know a little bit, "don't be afraid." ♪ don't be afraid >> that's good. ♪ don't be afraid ♪ don't be afraid >> yeah. >> jimmy:yeah. ♪ yeah i always put a -- [ laughter ] it doesn't matter -- it doesn't matter what -- >> jimmy: it doesn't matter -- >> as long as -- as long as at the end there's like a, yay. ♪ you-yay
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[ laughter ] ♪ happy birthday-yay [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. is that how you say happy birthday? just yay? >> yay. yeah. >> jimmy: i've got to say you doing "suit and tie" with jay-z. >> that was fun. >> jimmy: it was another home runner. [ cheers and applause ] >> that was fun. >> jimmy: and he's cool out there and he's walking out and he's got all the -- the gold chains. he just knows how to do it. >> he -- he didn't let me know he was going to wear all his gold chains, i would have worn mine. >> jimmy: yeah, you were going to -- >> so many -- >> jimmy: you have so many yellow gold chains. >> --yellow gold chains. >> jimmy: i know. you can't count them all. >> four chains! >> jimmy: there's no such -- there's no such person as four chains. >> oh, just two chains. >> jay: two chains, yeah. >> but if a four chains came out -- he'd be in trouble. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. in trouble with the chains. >> four chains.
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>> jimmy: yeah, by the way, the lyrics on "suit and tie" -- >> i'm on drugs. >> jimmy: you did -- i know. from the -- i felt like you changed one of the lyrics of "suit and tie." >> did it seem that way? >> jimmy: yeah. >> i don't remember that. >> jimmy: yeah, you might have changed one of the lines, maybe. >> did i change the lines? >> jimmy: i don't know. i thought i heard someone say that. >> it is live. >> jimmy: it's a live show. >> you know, really, everyone. keep calm. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and carry on? >> keep calm. >> jimmy: keep calm and kanye on, you guys. that's what i say. [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm just -- for the record. >> jimmy: yeah. >> oh, no -- >> jimmy: for the record, but not this record. >> for the record, i absolutely love kanye, so there's that. >> jimmy: all right. there you go. we got that. good. this will get out. >> we love kanye, right? >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] we love kanye -- yeah. [ laughter ] but it's a live show any anything can happen.
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>> did the lyrics change? i -- i don't remember. i don't remember. >> jimmy: but i will say this one. congrats over a million downloads on "suit and tie." >> oh, thanks man. >> jimmy: and no one knew you were putting this out. you kept it a secret. [ cheers ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: i had no idea. >> yeah. [ scattered applause ] >> jimmy: i had no idea and you're out there -- out there with timbaland. >> i was out there -- you know, out in the desert. >> jimmy: yeah, you were -- submarine. one of those banned submarine. >> underwater. >> jimmy: underwater in the desert. >> and making a secret record. >> jimmy: did you always know you were going to call it "20/20?" >> no -- >> jimmy: it is pre -- after lasik? >> yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: fore it was -- >> yeah, yeah, yeah. i actually have contacts in right now. >> jimmy: it was going to be called, "i have contacts in right now." and then you changed it to -- it's a much cleaner title, "the 20/20 experience." [ laughter ] but -- just sparked -- it already exploded and it's the biggest thing since your debut video. it was amazing. beautifully shot video. the record is insane. i'm seriously telling you guys. you're going to freak out. >> i hope so.
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>> jimmy: this is one of those cds that you get and you hang from car rearview mirror. and you drive like -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, i got my "20/20." [ cheers and applause ] maddog "20/20" you got to have the "20/20." >> yes. >> jimmy: and now a big summer tour with jay-z. >> yes. >> jimmy: i've got to go to these show -- [ cheers and applause ] stadiums? >> yes. >> jimmy: stadiums. you're doing yankee stadium july 19th. >> doing yankee stadium july 19th. >> jimmy: how fun in this going to be? >> yes. >> jimmy: i cannot wait. i promise you i won't beg you for tickets. [ laughter ] i'm going to go on -- i'm going to go -- >> you promise? >> jimmy: i'm going to go on and get all of the -- [ laughter ] all the stuff i can get. pal, you're having a big year and it's only getting bigger and bigger. >> thanks, man. >> jimmy: more with justin timberlake when we come back. stick around everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: everybody welcome back. we are here with justin timberlake. his new single "suit and tie" has over a million downloads. his new album "the 20/20 experience" will be released next week. march 19th is the date, so check it out and go on itunes and preorder it and that stuff. >> it feels good to have an album again. >> jimmy: i mean, i can't believe -- >> i haven't seen this. fancy. >> jimmy: every time i see you we don't talk -- yeah. never seen it? >> no. first time i saw it. >> jimmy: well touch it. >> it looks -- ooh! [ cheers ] [ british accents ] >> jimmy: how does it feel? touch it, yeah, touch it. >> thank you. all right. >> jimmy: thank you, after you accept your grammy. when you -- because adele probably doesn't have an album coming out. does she have one that's coming out? you're going to win like a thousand grammys.
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and i think you have to accept like adele. yes, just to do it like adele, go [ british accent ] thank you. i have 20/20 vision. [ laughter ] that will be four shillings, sir. [ normal voice ] yeah -- she's adorable when she talks. >> you won a grammy. >> jimmy: i won a grammy. >> yeah! >> jimmy: thank for helping me out. [ cheers and applause ] it's because of you. >> no. >> jimmy: it's because of you. thank you for helping me out and beyond there. i appreciate it -- >> us. >> jim: it was. you didn't see the -- during the break you didn't see, juin was doing an impersonation of me, which i think has gotten worse. >> it's gotten worse? >> jimmy: yeah. i think it's gotten worse. >> well -- >> jimmy: i don't think -- >> i mean -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't do that -- >> i get a laugh from the roots every time i do that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not a good sign, yeah. >> maybe -- maybe, it's that thing were you don't see yourself the way you do the awkward thing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't remember doing that though. >> my favorite is when you get frustrated. >> jimmy: yeah. >> like -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: my hands? >> your hands and your -- you're
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just kind of like -- yeah, like that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't do that -- i don't do that, though. now, i'm going to change my move. i got frustrated now -- [ laughter ] >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: that's next time. >> you'll see that next time. >> jimmy: yeah! >> yeah-ahh! huey! [ laughter ] yeah! ♪ yeah >> jimmy: and then they -- >> -- just come on! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not me. that was not -- that was not an impression of me at all. >> oh, come on, my man! come on, man. that's awesome, man. >> jimmy: my man. my man. oh, my god. i'm happy that you're here all week 'cause i love hanging out with you and like now, we're now hanging out -- all, every single day all week. >> i'm so excited to be here. >> jimmy: it's going to fun. >> all week. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: a brand new song every night -- maybe -- >> songs ever night. maybe some old ones, who knows? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight you're doing -- "put your love, girl."
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>> "put your love, girl." >> jimmy: "put your love, girl." like, is it like -- put your love, girl 'cause i'm in love girl. i put your love, girl. >> i think that's -- ♪ girl, you know it's true >> i think it's milli vanilli. ♪ ooh, ooh -- ♪ i love you yes, you know it's true ♪ ooh, ooh, i love you ♪ ♪ ♪ girl, you know it's true g-g-g-girl ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> it's a different song. [ talking over each other ] [ cheers ] >> jimmy: let works on the -- you feel like working a bit? >> a milli vanilli bit? >> jimmy: yeah, let's do vanilli and vanilli. >> vanilli and -- >> jimmy: or, yeah, or we'll think of two other names. yeah, yeah. "put your love girl" tonight and -- >> that's not the -- it's not like the song we just sang. >> jimmy: no it's a different song. but you guys are going to freak out, because the tennessee kids -- >> the tennessee kids. >> jimmy: they're with you tonight. you guys, justin timberlake performs a new song. [ cheers and applause ] tonight, you don't want to miss it. come on back, stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a very talented emmy-nominated actor who stars in the fx hit show "justified," which is in its fourth season, tuesdays at 10:00 p.m. please welcome timothy olyphant. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: timothy, welcome -- >> that's a hell of a band. >> jimmy: welcome back. they are a hell of a band. >> thank you, boys. i know they are. >> jimmy: welcome to timber week. >> yeah! >> jimmy: yeah. you feeling it? >> i am, you know, i'm thrilled -- at first i didn't get it. you know, they said -- they said, "fallon, timberlake, olyphant." i and i was like, "i don't" -- but i get it now. because i'm just like you guys. i'm a -- i'm a triple threat. [ light laughter ]
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>> jimmy: wow, unbelievable, what do you mean -- that's amazing. >> yeah, thank you. >> jimmy: you mean -- >> they know what i'm talking about. >> jimmy: yeah, they do. they -- they feel your scene there. what are saying there? you can sing, you can -- >> i don't think that term is just about singing and dancing, necessarily. >> jimmy: no. >> i think it's just three things. >> jimmy: three threatening things. >> i can do three things. >> jimmy: that threaten people. >> yeah -- >> jimmy: what are those things? >> i can like -- well -- i like to think i can act. >> jimmy: you definitely can act. i know that for a fact. [ cheers and applause ] >> and then i can throw a ball. >> jimmy: can you throw a ball? >> i can through a ball. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i can make pancakes. >> jimmy: okay, the last one -- >> triple threat. >> jimmy: you didn't commit on that last one. >> triple threat. >> jimmy: i -- well, you were telling me backstage, and this actually -- i want everyone to know this story. but you've had some downs as well as ups. >> it always hasn't been -- i didn't always have the three things. >> jimmy: for young timothy. >> there was a time when i just starting, i wasn't even very good at one thing and it was hard. i struggled.
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>> jimmy: but i like -- tell me the -- >> waiting tables, not getting work. getting hired, then getting fired. >> jimmy: that's what i want to talk about. >> getting fired? >> jimmy: yeah. >> well, i was -- you'll know the end of this story. i was in a movie for a minute there called "practical magic," with sandra bullock. >> jimmy: absolutely. the great sandy bullock. [ cheers ] >> yeah. if any of you have seen the movie, you'll know how this ends. it wasn't -- i got fired from that movie -- i got hired last minute. they said they were -- i read the script, and i said, "there's not part in there for me." i don't understand why they're giving to me. they said, well, they want clooney, but they're open. which means that -- which means it shoots in like three days and they're desperate. >> jimmy: yeah. clooney said, "no." okay. >> and, anyway, i took the job, i rehearsed for a couple days. i just was -- it was just terrible. bad idea. at the time i was living in new york and they said, "don't worry about it, you're gonna be great." go back, get your stuff, come back in two weeks and, you know, start shooting. and then i -- as i was leaving the airport i got a call from my agent and my business manager
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who i had just started working with. and i said -- "dude, what's up?" he said, "well, how's everything going?" i was like, "you know, they're trying to make me older -- part younger, it's a disaster." he said, "well, something might be up here." and i said, "what?" he's walking down the hall that morning, talking to a colleague -- >> jimmy: another agent. >> another business manager guy. and he says, "how's it going?" and my business manager said, "great, i just signed this guy tim olyphant, and he's in this new movie with sandra bullock." and his college said, "oh, that's great aiden, aidan quinn, my client, he's in that movie." he said, "what's tim playing?" he says, "he plays a sheriff who falls in love with sandra bullock." and he says, "what's aidan doing?" [ light laughter ] he says, "he's playing a sheriff that falls in love with sandra bullock." and then they're like. "is it about -- a movie about two sheriffs?" [ laughter ] which, by the way -- by the way, that would have been a good
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movie. >> jimmy: yeah. that's pretty good. >> so he goes, "when did -- when did olyphant get hired?" he goes, "li a week ago." he says, "how about aidan?" he goes, "this morning." [ laughter and ohs ] i tell you thought, i tell you, my agent, god bless him, he hung up the phone and he called the producers of this movie "go" and -- he said "listen" -- [ applause ] thank you, appreciate it. he said, "what's going on? what are you guys -- what's up with that?" they said, "we're about to put out an offer." and he says, "well, tim's schedule may have just cleared up." anyway, i went from one to the other. i didn't even leave my hotel room. >> jimmy: that is fantastic and -- >> i even got my start gift from "practical magic." they were on it in terms of firing me quickly. but, the start gift, they gave -- and i remember coming home from "go" one day shooting and they -- the guys at the front desk said, "we got a gift for you.' and i said, "oh, lovely." and it's a leather binder. it says, "everybody from warner brothers and 'practical magic,' here's to a great shoot." [ light laughter ] i put my "go" script in there. folded it up.
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i said, i'm in show business now, baby! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how great -- >> -- show business. >> jimmy: you are. >> isn't it good. >> jimmy: i love that. congratulations on "justified," fourth season, right here. here's timothy olyphant in tomorrow night's episode of "justified." take a look at this. >> the thing is johnny, you didn't get cut in half from boyd's shotgun because of boyd. you got shot because that [ bleep ] happens when you choose to live a life as a small time [ bleep ]. second, i'm guessing that boyd is getting close to drew makes him a made man and you'll be spending the rest of your days playing second fiddle. your problem is, we don't give a [ bleep ] about boyd that's not why we're here. the man we're after, drew thompson. now, if you can help us with that, maybe we can do you a favor in the process. >> jimmy: timothy olyphant everybody! "justified" airs tuesdays at 10:00 p.m. on fx.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: last night our next guest was fired by donald trump
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on "all-star celebrity apprentice." he's a superhero, i love this guy. come on, i know, i'm so bummed. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back to the show one of my favorites, twisted sister frontman, dee snider! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: dee, dee, dee. >> that's not actually the shirt. they didn't take if from me. >> jimmy: no -- they didn't take the shirt. thank you for this, my friend. >> the dee snider signature series. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. look at that back. >> check it out. >> jimmy: that's awesome. that's what i'm talking about, right there. that's rockin', that's the way to do it right there, dude. [ cheers and applause ] you got to have the horns going. -- how are you feeling from this whole thing? [ sighs ] >> well, jimmy, i was fake fired from a fake job. [ laughter ] so i'm fake feeling fake bummed. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: my gosh, i would feel so -- [ talking over each other ] i feel fake bad for you. i was actually -- i was upset last night. i was watching the thing, 'cause i go, "don't tell me who is" -- you know, who's thrown off because i just want to be surprised, i want to watch the show with the rest of america. >> i saw you tweet that. >> jimmy: i did. >> i was live tweeting. and i said, jimmy's on tweeting too. >> jimmy: no, i was. i was tweeting 'cause i don't want to know, 'cause i want to watch the show. and i'm watching it -- of course you're one of my favorites. and i see this thing go down and you get fired for a ridiculous thing. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean -- i was so mad because, as the show was going on, i go, "i think they're gonna get rid of dee." >> yeah, me too. >> jimmy: you felt that too? [ laughter ] no, because -- so, they had to come up with an idea for a thing that people want to take pictures of at universal studios. >> yes. >> jimmy: that was the job that you guys had to do. so, you're sitting around meeting with the -- idea table. and penn jillette, from "penn and teller," who's brilliant -- >> brilliant guy. >> jimmy: love that guy. he goes -- [ impersonates penn ] "why don't you have a floating head or something?" and i go, "that's great, but what does this have to do with" -- in my head.
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>> thank you! >> jimmy: what does it have to do with universal studios? >> thank you! a floating head. and everybody's wowed because penn jillettes going -- [ as penn ] "we're gonna have a floating head and the head will be" -- and i'm going, wait a minute, what does that have to do with anything? >> jimmy: that's a good idea. i love everyone having a floating head who was a tourist, but what does it have to do with anything universal studios? >> and that's when i knew i was fired, because i'm in the board room and i'm trying to explain to trump why we went with my crappy idea -- floating head. and donald trump goes, "a floating head!? that's great!" -- i said, "oh man, i'm a dead man." >> jimmy: but i mean, why? i don't understand. like, no one else came up with an idea. >> and everyone else sits silently. >> jimmy: where's lisa, mary-lou, your team -- like, no one said anything. you're just sitting there going like, all right let's think about this. and everyone's like, let's not think about. floating head. then, i got really tricky and then i go, "oh, that's it, dee's going home." >> yeah, yeah, yeah. i was a dead man. dead man walking. >> jimmy: i was bummed out. >> and i'm faked bummed, like i said. >> jimmy: yeah, i know -- but i'm genuinely happy to come back -- that you came back. >> it's an odd show though, because when you get fired, you still get paid. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah, it's great. >> jimmy: that's kind of fantastic. you got to want that.
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[ cheers and applause ] dee, i wanted to give you a little chance to get back at donald trump. what we do is, even though donald trump fired you, we thought we'd let you turn the tables tonight and fire him. so, here's how it's gonna work, we're gonna give you a donald trump digi-wig. -- all the kids have these digital wigs. then, in your best donald trump impression, you look into this camera right here -- >> this camera right here? >> jimmy: yeah. and you say, "you're fired." okay? let's try this. first one ever, dee snider. [ laughter ] >> wig's on? >> jimmy: yeah, it's on. [ laughter ] donald, you're fired! >> jimmy: there you go. that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ dee snider, "all-star celebrity apprentice, airs sundays at 9:00 on nbc. justin timberlake performs next. come on back, yo! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is about to release his first album in more than six years called "the 20/20 experience." we're going to show you the vinyl for the first time ever, you guys. the debut cover. here it is. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ whoa! [ cheers and applause ] this comes out on march 19th. he will hit the road with jay-z starting july 17th in toronto. performing the song "pusher love girl," please welcome justin timberlake! [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ ♪ ♪ hey little mama ain't gotta ask me if i want to ♪ ♪ just tell me can i get a light roll you up and let it run through my veins ♪ ♪ cause i can always see the furthest stars when i'm on you ♪ ♪ and i don't wanna ever come down off this cloud of loving you ♪ ♪ so now you got me hopped up on that ♪ ♪ pusher love so high i'm on the ceiling baby ♪ ♪ you're my drug so go on be my dealer babe ♪
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♪ roll me up all i want is you babe one more time ♪ ♪ pusher love so high i'm on the ceiling baby ♪ ♪ be my drug so go on be my dealer babe ♪ ♪ roll me up all i want is you babe yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ you're my little pusher love girl ain't ya ooh ooh ooh yeah ♪ ♪ just my little pusher love girl ♪ ♪ now hey little mama i love this high we're on to ♪ ♪ and i know that your supply won't run out anytime soon ♪ ♪ you gave me a taste now i know that there's no getting off you ♪ ♪ i don't wanna ever come down off this cloud of loving you ♪ ♪ cause now you got me hopped up on it ♪ ♪ pusher love so high i'm on the ceiling baby ♪ ♪ you're my drug
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so gonna be my dealer babe ♪ ♪ you're real cause all i want is you baby one more time ♪ ♪ pusher love so high i'm on the ceiling baby ♪ ♪ be my drug so go on be my dealer baby ♪ ♪ make me up cause all i want is you babe yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ you're my little pusher love girl ain't you ooh ooh ooh yeah ♪ ♪ you are just my little pusher love girl take me to the bridge ♪ ♪ since you came around i've been living a different life ♪ ♪ i don't wanna come down from this love i got on high ♪ ♪ people call me a user but what i want you to do is to go on and use me too ♪ ♪ nothing else will do
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all i want is you babe you know who you are ♪ ♪ now you got me hopped up on it ♪ ♪ pusher love so high i'm on the ceiling baby ♪ ♪ you're my drug so gonna be my dealer babe ♪ ♪ you're real cause all i want is you baby one more time ♪ ♪ pusher love so high i'm on the ceiling baby ♪ ♪ you're myrug so gonna be my dealer babe ♪ ♪ you're real cause all i want is you babe one more time ♪ ♪ pusher love so high i'm on the ceiling baby ♪ ♪ you're my drug so go on be my dealer babe ♪ ♪ make me up cause all i want all i want all i want is you baby ♪ ♪ pusher love so high i'm on the
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ceiling baby ♪ ♪ be my drug so go on be my dealer babe ♪ ♪ make me up all i want is you hey, hey, hey, hey hey ♪ ♪ you're my little pusher love girl you are just my little pusher love girl ♪ ♪ she's my little pusher love girl ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i don't want nobody else yeah you're all i need ♪ ♪ you could be my little pusher love girl ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: justin timberlake. "20/20 experience" in stores march 19th!
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justin timberlake! [ cheers and applause ] my thanks again to justin timberlake, timothy olyphant, dee snider and the greatest band of late night, the roots, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for carson daly. thank you for watching. have a great night! see you tomorrow! bye-bye! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ captions paid for by nbc-universal television captions by vitac ♪ >> carson: all right everybody, welcome to our grand finale from tequila mockingbird, here in austin, texas. this is south by southwest week, presented by the 2014 ford fies, and here's what got -- for our music, we welcome the return of maximum hedrum and the coup. we turn over the "spotlight" tonight to hometown favorites wild child. but first, we settle into our featured interview.
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and tonight, it simply doesn't get any bader than brooklyn rapper and pro era crew member joey bada$$. he's here to talk shop, just ahead of his highly anticipated studio debut, which is due out later this year. this is joey bada$$ on "last call." >> carson: joey, it's good to see you. i want to shout out pro era, who's in the room. >> woo! >> carson: welcome to austin, texas. >> woo! >> carson: nice to have you guys here. you got the whole crew here. >> yeah, man, we in the building. ♪ ♪ >> carson: thank you for your time, man. i saw you on this list, going to be here in south by southwest and i really wanted to get down and talk to you about your record and how quickly things have been moving for you. how you feeling? >> i'm feeling pretty great. um -- little tired. >> carson: little tired at the moment? >> yeah. >> carson: that's just texas, right? >> yeah. >> carson: what experience do you do want to gain out of south by southwest? >> fun. just -- i'm just trying to have an overall fun experience. like, i'm here with all my brothers and like, you know, it was our first time kicking it down here. we're just trying to like, you know, have fun. ♪
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>> carson: tell me a little bit about where you're from. >> i'm from -- brooklyn. >> carson: do you think new york is the hardest place for an mc to kind of come out of -- the cut throat business rap out of new york? >> definitely because people in nyc are just like too cool for school. like -- everybody, that's just the ny way. it's definitely harder because a lot of people from ny rap, like -- it's like the home of many legends. so, a lot of people are just naturally influenced by it. and just taken to the art. >> carson: what hip-hop have you been listening to that influenced you at such a young age? >> the usual classics, nas, big, jay, mf doom, big l. >> carson: how do you think you've been able to just rise to the top? because your name is at the top of that list right now. what are people getting from your music that's helping you kind of ascend through such a tough -- >> yo, that's crazy you say that word, i was just about to say that. ascension. >> carson: just by the more music that you put out, it's just kind of - - >> the more like, we learn and the more -- we gain experience. [ rapping ]


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