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a breath of fresh air tomorrow. >> yes. >> that's all for us tonight. "the tonight show" is next. have a good night. >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- mark wahlberg, heidi klum, musical guest lady antebellum,
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and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 691. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is what i'm talking about. that is a great crowd right here. welcome! [ cheers and applause ] new york city, baby. welcome to the "tonight show," everybody. thank you for being here. you made it. this is it. you're at the show. yeah. [ cheers and applause ]
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let's get to some news here, you guys. the big news out of washington. attorney general jeff sessions testified in congress today as part of the russia investigation. and it wasn't a good sign when they asked him if he swore to tell the truth and nothing but the truth, and he said, da. [ laughter and applause ] da. during his testimony sessions said he doesn't recall having any conversations with russian officials at the mayflower hotel. then john mccain interrupted to talk about being on the mayflower. [ laughter and applause ] at the time i was 65. jeff sessions said he doesn't recall having any meetings with russians at the mayflower. [ laughter ] for those of you who don't know, who doesn't recall is the washington term meaning, i definitely recall and i'm in trouble. [ laughter and applause ] don't recall? earlier today president trump was talking with a group of senators about health care when
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he slipped in a pretty important date. take a listen to this. >> i've been talking about repealing and replacing obamacare now for almost two years. don't forget on june 16th -- june 14th is my birthday but june 16th was the day i announced that i was running. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: june 14th. i don't want anyone to do anything special. [ light laughter ] but i will say i love surprise parties. but anyway -- [ laughter and applause ] on june 14th and not the 15th. so maybe do it on the 13th. that would be a real surprise. december 14th is my half birthday but i still want full presents for december 14th. [ laughter and applause ] did you guys see this yesterday? trump had his first full cabinet meeting and he actually had everybody go around and compliment him. [ laughter ] did you see it? >> steve: what? >> jimmy: did you see it? >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: it is fantastic. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: it's very unusual. i've never seen anything like it. but anyways, check out what some of them had to say. it's very interesting. >> thank you, mr. president.
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and greatest privilege of my life to serve as vice president, to a president who's keeping his word to the american people. >> mr. president, i just want to say, you are the most handsome man i have ever laid eyes on. [ light laughter ] >> you're right, jeff, thank you very much. alex. >> sir, allow me to say that you complete me. [ laughter ] i wasn't finished. i also want to say that i want to be besties with you. i want to go to kid rock concerts and sing "bawitdaba" with you. >> me, too. ♪ >> jimmy: wow. >> steve: wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: meanwhile, a former spokesperson for president bush tweeted that trump should stop talking, because he's heading towards a perjury trap. [ audience oohs ] when trump heard that and was like, "perjury trap? that's my favorite lindsay lohan movie." i mean. [ laughter and applause ] i've seen it like 300 times. on my half birthday i watch it.
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get this, today author stephen king revealed that trump has blocked him on twitter. [ light laughter ] that's right. the world's scariest writer blocked stephen king. [ laughter and applause ] the past few days trump has been hinting that there might be tapes of his conversations with former fbi director james comey. and that they'd prove he didn't do anything wrong. well, a lot of people thought he was bluffing so he actually gave us one of his tapes to play for you. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] we got the exclusive. we here at the "tonight show" got the exclusive tape. >> steve: how fantastic. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. so here it is. they're pretty interesting. i would like to play a few. take a listen to this. >> hello there, fbi director, james comey, welcome to the white house. [ clears throat ] mr. president, thank you for inviting me, james comey, to dinner. [ light laughter ] i, james comey, have always considered you to be my inspiration. oh, thank you, donald. i mean, james. [ light laughter ]
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hey, would you like me to stop investigating your campaign's ties to russia or michael flynn? no, of course not. that would be wrong. incredible. you are totally following every law bigly. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there you go, you're following it bigly. >> steve: wow. [ applause ] you were doing -- >> jimmy: they sound similar, but they're different people. >> steve: they're totally different people. tape does that. >> jimmy: hey, i want to say congrats to the golden state warriors who won the nba championship last night. [ cheers and applause ] but it's pretty crazy. i read that someone bought the most expensive seats in nba history at last nights game at $133,000. [ audience ohs ] yeah. it seemed like a great idea until they found out the seats were behind shaq. >> steve: oh. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: don't worry, i'll tell you everything that's going on. check this out, you guys, i read that tesla's new model x car just got the first ever perfect safety rating for an suv. [ cheers ] now on one hand, that's a great accomplishment, on the other, have no suvs been safe until now? [ laughter and applause ]
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why is this not an issue for us to know this? i saw that a principal in washington, d.c., said that she'll give her students $100 each if they don't use electronics every tuesday over summer vacation. [ audience reacts ] kids couldn't believe it. they were like, "a hundred bucks just to tell one lie? [ laughter and applause ] i mean, yeah, sure, i'll -- let's do it." deal. i'd love to. guys, here's kind of a weird story. police are looking for a man known as the dollar tree bandit, after he robbed a bunch of dollar stores across the country. and if captured, his bail will be set at a whopping $2. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: be on the lookout. and finally, i read that new york lawmakers are going to reintroduce a proposal to legalize marijuana. when asked why they're reintroducing it, they said, because we forgot we did it the first time. [ laughter and applause ] there you go. we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nice. little bit of a soul clap. yeah. guys, we have a big week of shows ahead. tomorrow night, our pal miley cyrus is taking over the show. [ cheers and applause ] miley cyrus is taking over! we're going to talk about her new album and she's going to perform two songs for us. [ cheers ] and we also have a couple of surprises in store that we've been working on and it's really, really cool. i can't wait. you do not want to miss that. it's tomorrow night, miley cyrus takeover. [ cheers and applause ] but first, we have a very good looking show tonight. >> steve: mmm. >> jimmy: everyone. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: very good looking. everyone. >> jimmy: including you guys. he stars in the big new summer movie "transformers: the last knight." mark wahlberg is here! [ cheers and applause ]
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he's a good man. he's the best. plus, from "america's got talent," heidi klum is stopping by! >> steve: woah! >> jimmy: wow. just gorgeous. and so fun. heidi and i are facing off in a a dance battle later in the show. [ audience oohs ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: the battle royale. >> jimmy: and we have great music from lady antebellum! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: ah! >> jimmy: look at that. "heart break." i'm psyched that they're here. every time they're here, they -- >> steve: rock the house. >> jimmy: oh, everytime. just fantastic. guys, time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for pros and cons. here we go. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight we're going to take a look at the pros and cons of the new york city heat wave. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: can you feel it? [ audience boos ] we're in the middle of it right now. it is like 95 degrees outside. so let's take a look at the pros and cons of the
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new york city heat wave. here we go. pro, sending your kids out to buy a new three-blade window fan. [ light laughter ] con, or as they call it, a a fidget spinner for old people. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: wow. that is just rude. >> jimmy: rude. >> steve: no manners. no excuse. >> jimmy: pro, going to starbucks to buy an iced coffee. [ cheers ] con, going to trump tower to buy a iced covfefe. >> steve: oh! [ laughter and applause ] have you had those? >> jimmy: one iced covfefe decaf. extra cov. [ light laughter ] >> steve: i want two covfefes. sorry, set them on the wall. >> jimmy: this is my twin brother. [ laughter ] >> steve: ronald. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: they got two covfefes. one decaf -- [ laughter ] this one's for pro, putting on sunscreen. con, hearing times square elmo offering to do your back for you. there you go. >> steve: oh, that's not good. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i could turn around, i'll do your back for you.
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you want elmo to do it for you. hold on a second. [ light laughter ] got to take off the gloves. hold on. [ light laughter ] let me put my clothes on first. [ light laughter ] pros, seeing your office co-workers dress in summer clothes on casual friday. con, finding out doug from accounting wears a romphim. well, that's just -- [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: wow! doug. >> jimmy: what kind of photo is that photo? that's -- i don't know what part of that photo is real. [ laughter ] >> steve: yeah. i think it's a back photo. >> jimmy: is that an airport? [ light laughter ] >> steve: it looks like a giant office of the future. he spells his name d-u-g, dug. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: maybe he works at like -- he works at facebook? >> steve: maybe. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it looks like his head's not attached to his body. >> steve: no. [ laughter ] something's wrong with that. something's wrong with dug. >> jimmy: something's wrong with that. they're photoshopping people. [ light laughter ] >> steve: you know what you
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think -- >> jimmy: that was a little suspicious. i think that one's -- >> steve: you think -- >> jimmy: i don't believe there is -- i don't believe there is a dug. >> steve: really? [ laughter ] you think that's a lie? the whole thing's a lie? >> jimmy: well, i think it was, yeah. they tried to help the joke out there, yeah. >> steve: that's not a real photo? judas priest. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: pro, enjoying a a stroll down the street. con, praying that mysterious liquid that dropped on you is from an air conditioner. >> steve: ah! there you go. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: just tell me what color it is? pro, walking down the street hoping to feel the breeze. con, settling for the hot garbage air coming off a subway grate. [ audience ews ] [ scattered applause ] i'm marilyn monroe. [ laughter ] pro, it gives the roots a a chance to play "heat wave" by martha and the vandellas. oh, well that's -- ♪ con, kirk just wants to sing "always and forever" by the
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band heatwave. [ light laughter ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: do the end. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: all right. thank you. questlove, hitting all the high notes. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: that was like a pro and a pro. >> jimmy: hitting with the high notes.
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and finally, pro, cooling off while you're in the audience of the "tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] con, admitting that's 99% of the reason why you're here. there you go! the pros and cons. [ cheers and applause ] wait a second. we'll be right back with mark wahlberg, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ twenty years from now... will be more disappointed... the things you didn't do... ...than by the ones you did do. [beep, beep, beep, beep] [tires screech] wooo! so throw off the bowlines. ♪ sail away from the safe harbor. catch the trade winds in your sails. explore. dream. discover. corolla with toyota safety sense standard. toyota. let's go places.
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journey into the adirondacks where campers carve through stone. and to the thousand islands, where kids can be kings.
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if you like big adventure, you'll love new york state. it's all here. it's only here. plan your summer getaway at ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is an academy award nominated actor who stars in the big new summer blockbuster "transformers: the last knight," which is in theaters and imax 3-d june 21st. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome mark wahlberg! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. mark. [ cheers ]
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thank you -- thank you so much for being here. >> hold on, hold on. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> thank you -- thank you for having me. [ light laughter ] did you get that? >> jimmy: yeah, i just got it. >> send me a picture. >> jimmy: i wanted -- here's a a picture of me. like, i'm right next to you right now. congrats on transformers. >> oh, my gosh. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: that's the future -- that's the future of talk shows. they have no idea, but that is the future. >> i know, jimmy was nice enough to come back into the dressing room and say hi to my daughter, who is there with her best friend, and they were both on their contraptions, and they never looked up to say hi. but they've been together for two days now, and they've never looked at each other to talk about anything either. [ light laughter ] like, why did you want to be here? you could have just connected with her via -- >> jimmy: how old is your daughter? >> 13. >> jimmy: she is so cute. oh, my god -- ella and izzy? >> yes. >> jimmy: that's cool names. come on, if you have a friend named izzy that's awesome. [ cheers and applause ] i was like just totally bothering them. i'm like, dancing in front of them, they couldn't be bothered. they're like, whatever, dude. [ light laughter ] >> when you left and they were just like, "weird." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that guy's a weirdo,
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man. >> maybe someday they'll learn to appreciate it. >> jimmy: what are you guys doing this summer? you got any things planned? >> i'm working in rome. so my families going to come with me to rome. but ella's gotta back to summer school, she's going into high school this year, so she's going -- preparing for immaculate heart, all-girls' school. >> jimmy: hey, man. well, well done. >> a very calculated move by dad, to make sure that she's protected. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: smart man, smart man, yeah. rome's going to be fun though, have you ever been there? >> i have. but i've never been there other than a couple of days for a a promo trip. but, we're actually shooting a a movie there. so, my kids are going to come. they're super excited. they saw gladiator once. the boys want to see where the tigers ate the people and -- [ light laughter ] so, they're going to watch it again on the plane and it will be cool. >> jimmy: i heard something that they might -- they might try to reopen the coliseum. you ever hear this? >> no, but that would be cool. >> jimmy: no, like they're doing it. i think they are -- like somebody's building it. >> well, you can visit and watch, but i don't think they're going to be like, having gladiators fight each other. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i think they might turn it into like, a laser tag place or something. [ light laughter ] >> that would be cool. >> jimmy: i'd be -- i don't know but i did hear that somebody bought it, and they want to make like, shows there or something.
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>> somebody bought the coliseum? >> jimmy: yeah. i think like the dude from "shark tank" bought the coliseum. [ laughter ] what's that guy's name? yeah, anyways -- no, but i did hear that. they were going to turn it into something. >> mark cuban? >> jimmy: yeah, no. i'm making that up. but somebody bought the coliseum, i think, or rented it out for the summer. but you know what i was going to say -- there's that one thing, where you -- you know that -- it's called the mask of truth in rome. >> oh. and you stick your hand in? >> jimmy: yeah, it's frightening, it's in "roman holiday," that movie. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: and yeah, if you stick your hand in the mouth, if you lie, it will bite your fingers off. [ light laughter ] >> well, i'm not putting my hands in there. [ light laughter ] i have -- listen, i usually lie for the benefit of others. [ light laughter ] i've lied for other reasons in the past as well, but all my kids they'll be just knobs. [ light laughter ] not even like -- not even like lobster boy, you know. >> jimmy: but look how scary the mask of truth is.
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this is real. >> oh, wow. >> jimmy: isn't that frightening? so really, if you do believe that it won't bite your fingers off, if you -- for a second -- it's almost like, it's very indiana jones for a second. [ light laughter ] >> well, if you go to the vatican, confess your sins and then run right over there. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, see, that's exactly what you've got to do. are you going to go to the vatican? >> i've actually -- i've been, yeah. i'm going to take my kids over there. >> jimmy: oh, wait, weren't you here, didn't you introduce the -- >> yeah, with -- with the pope, at the festival of families. >> jimmy: you're like, boys with the pope. >> yeah. [ talking over each other ] he had no idea who i was, by the ol. pope, but he not?ughter ] can probably -- jim: maybe, wou got the cart. >> jimmy: take that thing out. ford, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, he's got that. it's all-terrain. w is your golf game? you're like, a fantastic golfer.
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t i love the game. and i heard you've been playing a lot, right? i've been really trying to up my game. yeah, i love it. i don't really keep score yet, i'm not atha >> jimmy: you don't? >> no. >> jimmy: i would love to go t but i heard that you do a a thing -- >> 7:00 tomorrow morning. >> jimmy: oh, i can'ke >> playing two hours. 'cause i was -- when i was working on had -- i was doing "patriots iw going into "transformers," so i wanted to play golf. 'cause as you know, if you don't play often, you're not going to be good. and you want to be good, so -- >> jimmy: you lose your game. >> but i said, okay, i want to play, but i've got to work out. and then i started running the golf course. so, i would hit the ball, run to it as fast as i could -- [ light laughter ] have my buddy come with the cart with the clubs, and then hit it again. so it's a whole new level of speed golf. >> jimmy: yeah, i don't know, yeah, yeah. >> and exercise, and cardio. >> jimmy: we'll text each other, and we'll see if we can play, yeah. i want more with mark wahlberg, when we come back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we're hanging out with mark wahlberg! [ cheers and applause ] his new movie, "transformers: the last knight," is in theaters june 21st. and also in imax 3-d, which i do recommend checking that out. i love imax 3-d. that's where i saw it. >> the only movie this summer specifically shot with an imax camera 3-d. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the only way -- that's the only way i even watch television is imax. [ light laughter ] i watch "the bachelorette" in imax 3-d man. [ cheers ] whaboom! what is this guy about? this "transformers." are you back -- michael bay, it's big, it's explosions, it's a summer blockbuster. >> yeah, when you meet me now, i basically sacrifice my relationship with my daughter to go on the run to give her a
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a life so she can kind of be integrated back into society and go to college. and then i'm on the run and i get brought to england by anthony hopkins' character. and thrust in with this other woman, who is a professor at oxford. and basically we have to kind of go and figure out the mythology of the transformers, how they started, the relationship between them and humans. optimus prime now, has turned bad, and we have to fix this situation. [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: i know. don't spoil the movie. come on. hey! >> my whole thing was, you know once i started talking to anthony hopkins, i'm like, how does this whole sir thing work, right? i'm like can i get one of those? he's like -- >> jimmy: no, you -- mark wahlberg? >> yeah, sir mark -- you don't want to be knighted? i would like to be a knight and -- >> jimmy: i'll do it with you. >> will you do it with me? >> jimmy: yeah. let's do it. lets it it legally -- >> you've got to grease a a couple of people but --. >> jimmy: we could talk to somebody about this. and just start, yeah. just start selling out knighthoods. >> yeah, and then you can just forever, you're done. >> jimmy: how is anthony hopkins? >> he's a sweetheart, fantastic. and you know, to see -- a, obviously he's a legend, but to
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see how he prepared he was, he's got these long monologues and i'm like oh, my god.'s not learn all this stuff just like -- mumbo jumbo. but he can -- he's so good, and such a kind guy. he was so excited to be there. he was like, he was improvising, a lot of american slang. funny, funny stuff.>> jmy: i ca fun. i want to show a clip. here's mark wahlberg, laura haddock, and sir anthony hopkins in "transformers: the last knight." take a look at this. >> yeah, why is she here? >> introductions. miss vivian wembley, master of philosophy also works with and doctor of letters, again oxford, i think. anything else? cade yeager. i'm an inventor.eno >> yes, i am. >> what have you invented? >> a lot of things. >> like? >> like a lot of things. like, things that you've heard of. >> like? >> things that you will have heard of, okay? patents are pending. [ light laughter ] >> ah. >> ah?
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don't' say -- what's ah? you know, i can do that, too. ah, i'm english, and i'm too cool for feelings, what i'm now coming here to be insulted by some over educated, ivy tower princess? what's your problem? >> jimmy: yes! [ cheers and applause ] mark wahlberg, everybody! "transformers: the last knight" is in theaters and imax 3-d june 21st. heidi klum and i are having a a dance battle after the break, stick around everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to the "tonight show"! i'm about to have a dance battle against a very worthy opponent. she's one of the biggest supermodels in the world. one of the judges also, on "america's got talent." give a warm welcome to the one, the only, heidi klum! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: heidi, you know, you know -- i know that you love to dance. >> i love to dance. >> jimmy: yes, and you know that i love to dance. >> is that my german accent? >> jimmy: no, well i was yeah -- i was trying to be british, i don't know why. [ light laughter ] i think you just made me nervous. so now the question on everyone's mind is, who is the better dancer? [ cheers and applause ] everyone's asking. [ cheers and applause ] everyone has asked me that question. let's find out in a segment called "tonight show dance battle." ♪ ♪ tonight show dance battle yeah ♪ >> jimmy: here is the dance move generator. we're going to take turns hitting this button which will randomly select a never-before-seen dance move. whoever's turn it is has to make up a dance for that move, and the best dancer wins. [ cheers and applause ] heidi? since you're the guest, why don't you go first. let's start the dance move generator. ♪
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when you're ready. invisible hula hoop. [ cheers and applause ] that should be a dance. roots, can we get a beat? ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hey, whoa, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa! whoa! hey! oh, my goodness! oh, my goodness! come on. [ cheers and applause ] who does it better than heidi klum. that should be a dance. do i have to go? judges? judges? boy, that was fantastic. oh, my gosh. yeah, that was a -- yeah, i remember -- all right. now it's my turn. i can't top that. let's start the generator here. ♪ the invisible hula hoop. [ cheers and applause ] how do i get that and she gets to do the hula hoop. >> i like that. >> jimmy: fork in the garbage disposal. am i the fork or am i -- >> yes. >> jimmy: so am i the -- all right. i got it.
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fork in the garbage disposal. okay, gotcha. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the first thing, putting the fork in, then i became -- i became the fork. >> i saw that. >> jimmy: in front of your eyes like magic. >> i saw that, it was good. it was good. >> jimmy: i'm the david blaine of dance. >> do i have another shot? >> jimmy: yes, you do. of course. let's start the dance battle generator. >> i'll have to try harder now. ♪ >> jimmy: there you go. >> speed bowling. >> jimmy: i don't know how this is a dance. speed bowling, you have to bowl very fast. >> the good thing is, i brought my bowling balls. [ cheers ]
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♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, hey, whoa. heidi, heidi! that way, the pins are that way. heidi, whoa! heidi, heidi! heidi, alright, that's enough. you got it! you got a strike. that's it, speed bowling. [ cheers ] no, no, please, heidi! we got the score -- trust me, you got a perfect game. you got a 300. oh, my goodness. are we still on the air? okay. perfect. >> i'm very competitive. >> jimmy: dance generator, let's see what you've got. ♪ gosh. what? [ cheers and applause ] >> i can't wait to see that one. >> jimmy: mom tries hip-hop. >> she's cool. she's a cool mom. >> jimmy: a cool mom. yeah, sure. yeah. ♪
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[ cheers ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: she started off a a little shy, and then mom started doing stanky legs. that's what changed her whole thing around. >> i don't know about that one. >> jimmy: i know, i tried that one. no, clearly, you're the better dancer. heidi klum, it's obvious. [ cheers and applause ] why even compete against each other when we can dance together? >> okay. >> jimmy: will you? >> yes. >> jimmy: alright, let's do it. [ cheers and applause ] dance battle generator. ♪ would you like to do it? >> yes. push it together? >> jimmy: sure. >> okay. eggs and bacon. >> jimmy: we can do this. >> since you have the eggs, i'll be the bacon. [ light laughter ]
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i'll be the bacon, and you be the eggs. >> jimmy: but you -- okay. >> you have eggs i'm the bacon. >> jimmy: you are the grand slam. all right. i'll do the eggs. all right. eggs. i'm on the eggs and you're on the bacon. alright, gotcha. this is eggs and bacon. here we go. ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is all the time we have for the "tonight show" dance battle! heidi klum! there you go. they love you. more with heidi klum when we come back, everybody. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are joined right fnow by a great dancer, who's also an unbelievable super model. she's an emmy award-winning host and one of the judges on america's got talent. we love her. it airs tuesdays at 8:00pm right here on nbc. everyone, please welcome, heidi klum! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: heidi klum. thank you -- >> it's always so much fun here. >> jimmy: i love when you come here. it's always fun. we always do something ridiculous. >> let's just get to the interview. let's play this game some more. >> jimmy: let's just dance all night, why not. >> yeah, why not. >> jimmy: you are -- you are an amazing dancer. but you were -- you are a a dancer. >> it's because of you, because i watch you all the time, and
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i'm very competitive, and i want to like -- >> jimmy: yeah, you want to beat me. >> yes. [ light laughter ] did i in the end? i'm not sure. >> jimmy: yes, you did, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] don't you have like -- don't you have a disco ball in your house? >> i do. >> jimmy: how fun are you? >> so, i have like, one gigantic room, it's like the kitchen, and like we eat there and its kind of the kids' playroom. and we have a big gigantic mirror disco ball. so, then we pull all the blinds down, crank the music up, and then we have dance parties there. >> jimmy: that's the best. [ cheers ] i know you always party, every -- you have a big halloween bash, and i know questlove -- >> yes. >> jimmy: is a d.j. and you guys always party together. >> the best. we dance all night long. you're the best, you really are. >> jimmy: did you start as a a dancer? >> well, i mean, i did dance for probably 15 years. >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah, i started when i was like 6-years-old. i did ballet, ballroom dancing, belly dancing, because belly dancing was really big in germany, my mom was doing that. >> jimmy: really? >> and so she brought me along, yeah. >> jimmy: i love that. >> tap dance, all of that jazz. >> jimmy: come on, and then you -- >> what? >> jimmy: so, you know how to do all that stuff? >> but i was a kid, you know, i would go three times a week.
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you know, it's what i do with my -- with my daughter now. i drive her to dance classes all the time and stuff. >> jimmy: yeah, but i mean, i don't know any dancing really. [ light laughter ] >> so, it's not professional, but it's just something that you do as a kid. it was my hobby. >> jimmy: it's just something fun. and now look at you, you're heidi klum, you have your own madame tussauds. this is a new wax figure now. >> i do, i got a new one. >> jimmy: in berlin, is that -- who's the -- >> that's my mom and dad. >> jimmy: mom and dad. >> yes. >> jimmy: and this is really you. >> that is me. >> jimmy: wow. >> and that's my new wax figure. >> jimmy: hey, not too shabby. >> i think i had my first one six or seven years ago. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how fun is that? >> and i got -- mine got renewed. i think it was justin bieber, angela merkel, and me, the people voted, so we get a new one. which i'm happy about, because you know, you're aging, and you don't look nothing like that anymore. people see you and they're like, who's that? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i was -- but was -- this is in berlin. and do -- you have you seen the one here in new york? >> no, it will come, i think, in september or october. in new york city. >> jimmy: it's a big deal to get these things. >> i'm hoping one will be next to you. >> jimmy: yeah, i was lucky enough to get one, yeah. >> but you have like five or six of them, sitting, standing, you have many positions, no? >> jimmy: i have --
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[ light laughter ] this is me hanging out with myself. >> i know, i know that. >> jimmy: and this is backstage. >> i see that. >> jimmy: this is us, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> i see that. i've seen that. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i would love to be next to you. >> but i only have one. >> jimmy: we could make it -- we could have our figures hang out with each other. it would be fun. but this is -- they do treat it, and it's a big deal. >> of course. and many different photos have been taken. they measure everything. they check your teeth. >> jimmy: the glass eye. >> they have a whole box of teeth co -- teeth colors. eyeballs. they make sure that you have exactly the same eye color and everything. >> jimmy: and you just stand on the pedestal and they spin you around. >> yes, they spin you around, and take photos from every angle. and mine is a smiling one, so it's kind of tricky. you know, they take all these photos, and you're like -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you keep smiling for three hours. but you're good at that. i mean, i -- i went with the frown, i guess, and -- >> what did you go with? >> jimmy: no, no, i went with the smile. >> no, you're smiling in that one. >> jimmy: i love to smile. i want to say congrats on "america's got talent." again, we love it so much. >> it is so much fun. >> jimmy: it's the best. and everyone's watching it, it's a big hit. it's a good summer thing, you
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go, oh, this is great. >> and we have a new host this year. >> jimmy: i know, and -- this is your old buddy. >> yes. >> jimmy: tyra banks. >> tyra banks is in the house. [ cheers and applause ] you know, i used to work with tyra for so many years. >> jimmy: of course. >> we would do victoria's secret for like 13 years. and i don't know, i guess they always thought we were twins, not that we so much look alike, but they would call us teidi and hyra. i think because our personality is very similar, because were kind -- >> jimmy: teidi and hyra. >> teidi and hyra. >> jimmy: no way. >> yes, so now we have like a a reunion again. >> jimmy: so you're back together, but this is kind of -- you said this is a little bit easier than doing your own show, 'cause you're just the judges? >> i wouldn't say it is easy. i mean, it's not easy, because when you have to tell people that, you know, you didn't like what they were doing, or you know, that's not easy when -- >> jimmy: i know, but you let tyra do it -- >> especially when you have 5,000 people behind you, they're like booing. you know, when you do a cover of a magazine or something like that, you don't get an immediate response. so, if someone doesn't like what you're doing, but if you have an audience -- [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: but you let tyra do all that stuff. >> well, you know -- >> jimmy: you go, you go, hey, i didn't like, i don't get it at all.
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tyra take it from here. [ laughter ] >> the good thing is we can hide -- >> jimmy: and she's like, see's the person's crying. they're like, mean heidi klum. >> well, because we can hide behind our desk, like you do. [ audience oohs ] no, but you do. there is a barrier right here, and i love that on "america's got talent." so, people when they're mad, you know, they all get the "x" they're like -- "take that "x" back! what do you know! blah blah blah!" you know? [ light laughter ] and then they -- and then they're so mad, raging going off the stage. and then poor tyra has to, like, you know, comfort them. >> jimmy: yeah, that's what i'm saying. that's exactly what i just said. >> it's not -- oh, sorry. [ light laughter ] that's exactly what you just said. >> jimmy: i mean, i think this barriers not here. i'm open, man. i'm ready. i'm right there. yeah, she's the one that has to like, deal with it, and console people. because you have some very interesting guests on the show. >> we have a chicken that can play the piano this year. [ applause ] incredible, did you guys see this? >> jimmy: yeah, the chicken plays a piano. >> this is not a joke, this is a real chicken and it's not a a trick piano. you know sometimes, you go to a a shopping mall, there's a a piano, and the piano plays by itself? >> jimmy: yeah. >> this chicken is playing the
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piano. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know, man. >> yeah, "america the beautiful." it did. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to -- i want to see this. here's the clip you're talking about. >> it's crazy. >> jimmy: here's a chicken -- a a chicken playing the piano on "america's got talent." take a look at this. ♪ >> no way. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ no! >> that is crazy. ♪ >> i do. i mean, i've never seen that before. ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it is a beautiful thing. >> and can i tell you something? >> jimmy: heidi klum, everyone! america's got talent! [ cheers and applause ] airs tuesdays at 8:00 p.m. on nbc. we'll be right back with a a performance from lady antebellum! stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we just love these guys. they are a grammy award-winning trio who are in the midst of their "you look good" tour in
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support of their new album "heart break." performing the title track, give it up for lady antebellum! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i paint my lips red i turn my own head♪ don't need nobody's help ♪ ♪ zipping up my own dress pay my own tab with my own cash ♪ ♪ unattached sometimes the alone sounds like a sad song why's it gotta be ♪ ♪ cause what i really need is a reset and a deep breath yeah i think it's time to ♪ ♪ take a heart break out late solo on a saturday night going out without ♪ ♪ a plus one i'm done falling over pickup lines i'm single for the summer ♪ ♪ i won't rebound one lover to another or be tied down i'm sleeping like a queen ♪
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♪ in a california king i made i think it's time to take a heart break ♪ ♪ i think it's time to take a heart break it's just a little phase ♪ ♪ give me a little space you might see through it but i'm putting on ♪ ♪ a poker face give a love a rest between my ex and my next ♪ ♪ i think it's time to take a heart break out late solo on a saturday night ♪ ♪ going out without a plus one i'm done falling over pickup lines ♪ ♪ i'm single for the summer i won't rebound one lover to another or be tied down ♪ ♪ 'til i'm sleeping like a queen in a california king i made i think it's time ♪ ♪ to take a heart break i think it's time to take a heart break ♪
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♪ love i'm over you love, i'm over you it's long overdue ♪ ♪ i think it's time to take a heart break i'm single for the summer ♪ ♪ i won't rebound i think it's time to take a heart break ♪ ♪ i think it's time to take a heart break out late solo on a saturday night ♪ ♪ going out without a plus one i'm done falling over pickup lines ♪ ♪ i'm single for the summer i won't rebound one lover to another or be tied down ♪ ♪ 'til i'm sleeping like a queen in a california king i made i think it's time ♪ ♪ to take a heart break i think it's time to take a heart break ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! my goodness! come on! that's what i'm talking about. thank you so much. amazing, as always, thank you so much. i appreciate it. "heart break." lady antebellum! "heart break" is out now. my thanks to mark wahlberg, heidi klum! lady antebellum once again! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. you know those guys. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth myers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- kate mckinnon, from "atlanta", actor brian tyree henry, author janet mock, featuring the 8g band with eric moore. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's wonderful to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. attorney general jeff sessions testified today before the senate intelligence committee. and i'm not saying it proves that he was in the pocket of the russians, but he does fit in there. [ laughter ]


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