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and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 558! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ? ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh my goodness! thank you very much! that is a hot crowd, and we have a hot show for you tonight. you can feel it right now! [ cheers and applause ] welcome! welcome everybody, welcome to "the tonight show!" [ cheers and applause ] this is it, you made it, and you're here, and i appreciate it.
i'm your host, jimmy fallon. you guys, i wanna say happy birthday to hillary clinton, who turned 69 years old today. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. while donald trump said -- [ trump voice ] "the media's reporting that today's hillary's birthday. but a lot of people are telling me that it's actually my birthday. rigged! [ laughter and applause ] rigged!" [ cheers and applause ] but this was nice, i saw that hillary's press secretary posted a photo on twitter of the staff surpri h [ audience aws ] yeah, it was really fun. you can hardly tell that hillary spent two hours practicing her surprised face. [ laughter ] "do it again?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i read that earlier this week, hillary went to a a fundraiser here in new york city that was attended by stevie wonder. yeah, and even stevie was like, "let me guess, loud pantsuit?" [ laughter ] i mean, come on. >> steve: come on, stevie. >> jimmy: this is pretty cool.
franchise in downtown atlanta. [ cheers and applause ] they serve all kinds of donuts. or as shaq calls them -- [ shaq voice ] "frosted cheerios." [ laughter ] [ chewing sounds ] [ laughter ] guys, we are in week eight of the nfl season. and the big sunday night football matchup is between the dallas cowboys, and the philadelphia eagles! [ cheers and applause ] ? wow! that's a big matchup, right here on nbc. very excited about that. now, as you know, at the end of every season, they give out awards. like, most valuable player. but they also give out awards during the season. sort of like the ones in high school yearbooks. like, most likely to succeed, class clown. stuff like that. so with that in mind, it's time for, "tonight show superlatives." here we go. ? tonight show superlatives ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first player is,
dallas cowboys. he was voted most likely to be the lovechild of ryan gosling, edward norton and a carton of milk. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: that's hot. >> jimmy: next up, from the eagles is jordan hicks. he was voted most likely to be one of the rugrats all grown up. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: lovely award. >> jimmy: here's eagles safety, rodney mccleod. he was voted most likely to have been told he'd get a a lollipop after the photo was taken. [ laughter and applause ] travis frederick. [ audience ohs ] he was voted most likely to start a conversation with, "so how big is your doomsday bunker?" [ laughter and applause ] "how many generators does it have?" [ laughter ] here's eagles wide receiver bryce treggs. he was voted most likely to score a touchdown and then whisper, "i am 7 years old." [ laughter ] next up from the cowboys is
[ laughter ] he was voted most likely to be found in a petco slowly poking gerbils with his finger. [ laughter ] come on, joe, we've got to go. [ laughter ] here we have jason peters. he was voted most likely to have his head pop out of his jersey like whack-a-mole. [ laughter ] can we see that? can we see what that would look like? [ spring noise ] oh, there you go. that's right. and finally from the eagles is chris maragos. he was voted armenian matt lauer. there you go. [ laughter ] you guys, those are your nfl superlatives. we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ? ? [ cheers and applause ]
>> steve: come on! goodness gracious! trolls. >> jimmy: can't even get into it. >> steve: is that from your standup? >> jimmy: very excited about that, yeah. guys, it's been a great week so far. there's more ahead. tomorrow night, comedy legends, martin short and steve martin will be here. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm so excited. >> steve: oh, delightful. >> jimmy: we're going to play a a game of true confession with those guys. plus, music from common. then on friday, we have anna kendrick, john lithgow, and standup from eliza. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: but first, we have a a giant show tonight! it is always a great day when this person comes to visit the show. [ cheers and applause ] the one, the only, justin timberlake is here tonight! >> steve: oh! come on! [ cheers and applause ] a little j.t. >> jimmy: justin and i are going to talk about his new animated movie "trolls." we're going to test our
>> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: then, he and i might go back in time. summertime to be exact. [ cheers and applause ] it's gonna be fun. >> steve: with a mungo jerry song. >> jimmy: i'm trying to keep a a straight face. plus, i'm just in love with this woman. she is the coolest, she's so talented. one of my favorite comedians of all time. she's on the new hbo series, "tracey ullman show." tracey ullman is here tonight as well! >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all-time favorites, the greatest, the coolest! and we've got great music. this guy is just, everyone is talking about this guy. i was talking to him backstage and he was talking about justin, he met justin, he was all excited. but then he goes, "i met you in 2013." he was walking around new york city. and he came up to me and goes -- he sang -- [ singing ] or whatever, something like that. and i was like, "okay." [ laughter ] and he's like, "all right,
you can sing more, i like that. that was good." i was with my wife, or something. and he kept singing it, he goes, "i'm gonna be on your show one day." [ audience oohs ] >> steve: today's the day. >> jimmy: this guy's killing it. [ cheers and applause ] stanaj is here! >> steve: stanaj! >> jimmy: that's a random story, but he's earned it. this guy is unbelievable. guys, as i mentioned, justin timberlake is on the show tonight. and now -- [ cheers and applause ] now, justin and i go way back. we actually used to go to sleep away camp together -- [ laughter ] when we were kids at a place called camp winnipesaukee. [ cheers and applause ] in fact, i remember it like it was yesterday. [ echoing ] [ whispering ] [ crickets chirping ] >> jimmy: psst. justin. [ laughter ]
>> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: me neither. hey, do you know what you're going to be for halloween? >> yeah, i do. also, why are we at summer camp in the middle of october? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don'kn let me try to guess your costume. >> okay, all right. here's a hint. it's a tv character. >> jimmy: steve urkel? >> no. >> jimmy: zach morris? >> no. >> jimmy: blossom? >> yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nice! air-five! oh, i just got an idea, would
>> oh, you mean "ironic" by alanis morissette? >> jimmy: i love that song. but remember, we got to keep it down 'cause it's after light's out. [ laughter ] >> okay, here we go. here we go. ? an old man turned 98 he won the lottery and died the next day ? ? it's a black fly in your chardonnay it's a death row pardon two minutes too late ? ? and isn't it ironic don't you think ? ? it's like rain on your wedding day it's a free ride ? when you've
you just can't take ? [ whistling ] >> boys, boys! what's with all the dang racket in here? >> jimmy: sorry, mr. fletcher. we were just singing a song. >> you were just singing a a song? well, how about you just try singing a bed? that's right. >> what does that mean? [ laughter ] >> you'll figure it out. and it's after lights out! heads need to go to sleep or else you're gonna lose your snack shack privileges, and tomorrow's candy day! in fact i heard a rumor, there's gonna be everything from milk duds to necco wafers. [ laughter ] >> hmm, i'm intrigued. sorry, mr. fletcher. we will go to bed. >> all right, campers. good night.
mr. fletcher is so weird. [ cheers and applause ] i betcha he doesn't even like candy. >> i bet his favorite candy is is nerds. >> jimmy: why? >> because, you are what you eat. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. well, let's just try to go to sleep. >> okay. all right. good night. [ laughter ] ? isn't it ironic don't you think a little too ironic and yeah i really do think ? ? it's like rain on your wedding day it's a free ride when you've already paid ? ? it's the good advice that you just ?
[ laughter ] >> for pete's sake! i thought i told you two party peanuts to go to bed! >> party peanuts? >> go to bed? go to bed? >> jimmy: go to bed? >> i'm so frustrated i misspoke! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: mr. fletcher, we just can't fall asleep. >> well congratulations. 'cause you two bing bongs just lost your snack shack privileges. [ laughter ] and that means no milk duds, and it certainly means no other sweet treats! >> what about s'mores and tootsie rolls? >> well, what about 'em? >> well, if you hike your shorts up any higher, we're going to see s'more of your tootsie roll. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> that is enough! you understand? >> jimmy: hey, mr. fletcher, did you pee your pants?
>> no, i did not pee my pants. >> are you sure you didn't pee your pants, mr. fletcher. >> i'm pretty sure i did not pee my pants. all right. that's quite enough! [ laughter ] my crotch is all moist! [ laughter and applause ] now, for the last time, good night and go to sleep! all right! >> his butt peed too. >> jimmy: mr. fletcher is such a lame-wad. anyway, i guess we should go to sleep. i'll see you tomorrow justin. >> okay. hey, jimmy. best friends forever? >> jimmy: best friends forever. [ audience aws ] goodnight. [ cheers and applause ] ?
>> jimmy: we are joined right now by one of the most popular and talented entertainers in the business. he's a multiple grammy and emmy award winner. he stars opposite anna kendrick in the new animated movie called "trolls," which is in theaters and 3d next friday november 4th. please welcome a good friend of our show, here is justin timberlake. [ cheers and applause ] ?
>> jimmy: welcome back. oh, justin timberlake, welcome back. welcome back to the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's always fun to have you here, my friend. yeah, and obviously, they love you too. >> thank you. >> jimmy: congrats. i want to get to "trolls", i executive produced the music on this. but, first, what have you been up to? we never talk. [ light laughter ] >> i recently voted. [ cheers and applause ] super quiet, under the radar. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i didn't hear that. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i didn't hear that you voted early? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: in tennessee? i didn't hear. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. went home to tennessee and voted. super quiet, in and out.
[ laughter ] >> jimmy: just amazing how you just sneak in and sneak out like take that. do you have any advice for anyone out there? >> can i get close up? get out and vote. [ cheers ] damn straight. don't take a picture of yourself in there. [ laughter ] i had no idea. >> jimmy: i had no idea either. i learned, i learned a a little -- maybe i'll learn a a little something -- >> i was like, this is going to >> and inspire people to vote. >> jimmy: inspire people to get out there. it's like, nope. you're in a lot of trouble. i've got to say when i saw the documentary on netflix, "justin timberlake + the tennessee kids." it was awesome. it is fantastic. check it out on netflix. it's your live concert -- which, i've seen you in concert i don't know how many times but i go, "justin, you're doing too much." cut it. cut it in half. cut it in half. >> i'll be honest with you, i
i'm not going to do as much. just because i physically can't. >> jimmy: no, i mean, it was insane. i mean, i've never seen anything like it. i go, oh my gosh. and then the stage went over and back and moved around. if you haven't seen it, check it out. you did a thing called, timberlake and chill. >> timberlake and chill, yeah. >> jimmy: timberlake and chill. and it was -- what you did was, it was trending all over the place. but was it you or was it jonathan demme who sent pizza to everybody? >> no, we sent -- we sent pizza to some contest winners. i had them basically tell me tour if they attended, and then i picked out some winners. you know, netflix and pizza just kind of go together. >> jimmy: yeah, there's two people right there, dressed as -- >> yeah, they were dressed as -- is that a pizza? no -- oh! they're dressed as us at the "snl" -- >> jimmy: yeah, one of the skits we did. yeah. but they -- anyway, i just thought it was a good move to just send pizza to people. everyone had the best time at the pizza party watching you. i just thought that was cool. i want to get into "trolls," i
let's talk about the cast. you have anna kendrick. >> awesome. >> jimmy: you have gwen stefani. >> heard of her. >> jimmy: you have james corden. >> yes, awesome. >> jimmy: james corden's phenomenal. you have zooey deschanel. [ cheers ] love her. >> fantastic. >> jimmy: it's such a fun movie. very musical movie. >> it's a musical. i mean, it's a full on musical so, it was a lot of fun. i mean, you mention all those names and it's like. they asked me to produce the music and coach these actors on i was like, all these people know how to sing, man. so basically i'm just taking credit for all of your genius. thanks. [ laughter and applause ] thanks. >> jimmy: no, no, no. because i've got to say, can't stop the feeling. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: dude, it was the song of the summer, the song of the year, and it's still the best, catchiest song ever. did you have any idea?
>> honestly, two things. if i wouldn't have taken this movie on, i would have never written that song, because we wrote it specifically for a a scene in the movie. and also too, like, if we wouldn't have had our son, i wouldn't have never written a a song like that. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: he's a good dude. >> whatever. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: whatever, man. >> whatever, man. >> jimmy: whatever, i guess. we have a clip. i want to show anna kendrick d "trolls" in theaters and 3d. >> do you want me to set it up? [ cheers ] >> jimmy: no. no, i don't want -- i don't want you to set it up. i want everyone -- >> i'll set it up. [ cheers ] queue the clip. >> jimmy: no, no. wait, wait -- is that how you set it up? do you know what we're even going to show? >> probably -- no. >> jimmy: here we go. here's "trolls" in theaters and 3d next friday, check it out. >> branch, branch, branch, are you in there?. >> i'm not going to your party. >> the party is over. we just got attacked by a
>> it took cooper, and fuzzbert, and biggie, and guy diamond and creek! which is why i have to ask you, will you go to bergentown with me and save everyone. >> what? no. >> branch, you can't say no, they're your friends. >> ah-ah-ah, they are your friends. >> you want to hide here forever? >> forever, no. yeah, i really only have enough supplies down here to last me ten years, 11 if i'm willing to to store and drink my own sweat, which i am. you all said i was crazy, huh? well, who is crazy now? me. crazy prepared. >> jimmy: crazy prepared. [ cheers and applause ] whoa, baby. >> i've got to say, i've got to say, i've got to say, i never thought i was like -- i never thought i would like shamelessly brag on something that i've ever been involved with. if you see this thing in 3d, it will blow your mind. >> jimmy: it's fantastic.
l.a. just last week with, you know, all these families and people are laughing and applauding after the songs. and i was just like, we did it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's amazing. it makes you feel good. >> we did it. >> jimmy: it's beautiful. you done did it. hey, i've got an idea. right here, right now, do you want to throw a pizza party to celebrate -- [ cheers and applause ] we'll call this #timberlakeandtrolls. audience, come on down. let's have a a pizza party. comen [ cheers and applause ] come on, down. what would you like? hey, what kind of pizza do you like? pepperoni or regular? want some? there you go, right there. two slices, here. you guys, "trolls" is in theaters next friday. #timberlakeintrolls. more with justin timberlake after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ]
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? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. we're hanging out with justin timberlake, whose new movie "trolls" is in theaters next friday. go see it. go see it in 3d, too. would ya? >> it will blow your mind. >> jimmy: it'll blow your mind. >> it'll blow your mind. other for a long time. have you ever thought that maybe, maybe, maybe we might be best friends? well, i have a game that we can play to prove it. you don't have to answer. >> you didn't even give me a a chance to answer. >> jimmy: it's time for the best friend challenge. ? >> jimmy: here is how the game works. >> oh, my gosh, it's the best friends box. >> jimmy: have you seen this? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you've seen this? what you do is you draw a a question from the best friends box. and the other person guesses
answer that question. we'll see how many we can get right. [ applause ] justin. >> what did i just say? that pizza was really good. >> jimmy: it really was. >> that pizza really was oh -- >> jimmy: justin, what is our preferred mode of transportation when we're hanging out outside of the show? >> i know this one. >> jimmy: i think you do. is what you're doing. [ light laughter ] it's so stupid, too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think you have the same answer. i'm going to reveal mine. we'll reveal at the same time. ready? is it a tandem bike? ? [ cheers and applause ] my wife bought me a tandem
father's day or something and we never ride it, my wife and i. >> but jimmy and i ride it. >> jimmy: we rode it all around. we rode it all around. it was so much fun, dude. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and we were like, this should be a show. >> yeah, we should do a show of like our adventures on the tandem bicycle. almost like, what's seinfeld with comedians in cars. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yes, yes, but you should just take -- >> jimmy: two bros on a tandem bike. >> two bros on a tandem bike. >> jimmy: let's do it. >> bro bikin let's do it. >> bro biking. if you can't -- you did it again. >> jimmy: no. i saw it. i was going to do it. then i go, you know what -- >> oh, because it's special. >> jimmy: yeah. that's it. special. here you go. now you ask me a question about you. >> oh, right. okay. >> what was my favorite tv show growing up? mine are pretty hard, actually.
i don't want to say there's an age diff, but -- >> yeah, you don't want to give that away. >> jimmy: no. i'm pretty aged. [ clock ticking ] i've locked in my answer. >> that can't be right. >> jimmy: justin, show your answer to that camera. i was close. i thought you liked "gilmore girls." [ laught ] >> that's number two. >> jimmy: that's number two. >> close second. >> jimmy: rory and lorelai. alright here we go. >> that's funny. >> jimmy: thank you what is the song that we always end up singing together? >> well, there's a ton. >> jimmy: there's a ton. we've done -- >> but there is one that's like a little more of a deep cut
you want me to write it? >> jimmy: i don't know. yeah. >> you want me to write it or do you want me to just sing it? [ cheers ] >> jimmy: don't let me see it, but if you want to just -- on the count of three. i think i know what the tempo would be -- that's the kind of tempo. is that right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: just the ending. >> one, two, three. i know it. ? keeping your poop in a jar ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's the weirdest song, it's by this band hayseed dixie. i don't know why it was on my ipod. and i just played it, and it's called -- ? keeping your poop in a jar ? >> jimmy: did you really write that? ? to reminds me of just what you are keeping your poop in a jar ?
? keeping your poop in a jar ? [ cheers and applause ] >> we did "africa," that's how camp winnipesaukee came about. we were just looking for an excuse to sing that together. >> jimmy: we could go out on that one if you want to. ? gonna take a lot to drag me away from you or more could ever do ? ? i bless the rains down in africa gonna take the time to do the things we never have ? >> jimmy: justin timberlake, everybody. tracey ullman joins us after the break. stick around, justin timberlake. [ cheers and applause ]
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a golden globe and seven-time emmy award winning performer. you can see her in her brand new series, "tracey ullman's show," which premiers this friday at 11:00 p.m. on hbo. everyone, please welcome the multi-talented tracey ullman. ? ? >> jimmy: tracey ullman!
the coolest. >> that was so good. >> jimmy: it was good, right? >> george clinton, man. >> jimmy: you can't beat that. [ british accent ] you look gorgeous, darling. >> thank you, darling. >> jimmy: [ british accent ] you look gorgeous, darling. >> his friend has been in tonight. his best mate's been in. the lad. you can see them all in the corridors, the baseball caps backwards. you know? the teams are there. he's just left. that timberlake boy has gone, has he? >> jimmyhe dressing room wall rehearsing your song. ? stop it. stop it. >> jimmy: i couldn't hit the note. he was just -- whatever i'll cover for you. he's the greatest. thank you again for coming back. welcome back to new york. >> i'm happy to see you. >> jimmy: i'm always happy to see you. >> happy to see you. >> jimmy: you're the best. you bring joy to people's lives. this must be -- >> it's a scam. >> jimmy: you have this much
>> i've been doing the show in england for the bbc. i haven't worked for bbc for 30 years. 30 years, now i'm a veteran in the business. the "new york times" described me today as a dependable veteran. [ light laughter ] sounds like a movie. >> jimmy: yeah, i was in a war movie called "dependable veteran." he's always a dependable veteran. >> they call me a dependable veteran and a hollywood fixture. so i think i'll put that after >> jimmy: yeah exactly. you are, you are. you are dependable. but explain to me the show because it's on hbo now and i'm very excited about this. >> yes. >> jimmy: you do characters. i'm so happy when you -- you do impressions, which you know i love. >> yes. >> jimmy: but when you do it, who does your makeup? it's fantastic. >> fantastic makeup artist, particularly. he's a dutch guy called flora schula. he is a sculptor. and he just did an incredible job making me look like judi dench, camila parker bowles,
chancellor. who knew that she would be funny? [ imitating angela merkel ] i love her. i decided that angela, the chancellor, i think that she's very sex bomb, sex bomb. i think all the men in the room, they are after me. i'm hot. >> jimmy: [ imitating angela merkel ] i am sex bomb. >> i'm hot. i'm sex bomb. sex bomb, there. so i wanted to be her. >> jimmy: maggie smith is fantastic. >> [ imitating maggie smith ] i like maggie's voice. i don't really look like her, dear. but i think she's tired of who wants to wear a corset and use a chemical toilet anymore? >> jimmy: look at this. this is you. >> that's me. >> jimmy: as judi dench. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: the audience just went nuts, isn't that fantastic. >> it's brilliant makeup. >> jimmy: they were like, wow, that's not real but it is you. >> judi dench, absolutely lovely. and i was filming this in richmond and people thought we were doing another bond,
it's really brilliant makeup. >> jimmy: and she enjoys it as well, the impression? >> she does. she does. she accepted an award and said, "hello, i'm tracey ullman." [ laughter ] and i play her as a a kleptomaniac because she is a a national treasure, she can get away with everything. >> jimmy: why would she ever do that? >> she can shoplift and slash tires and everyone goes, "that's all right. you're judi dench." >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip, because i do love it. here is tracey ullman as dame judi dench on "tracey ullman's show." >> i saw that. you want me to call the police? >> i don't know what you mean. [ light laughter ] >> it's you isn't it? >> if you mean, is it dame judi dench, then yes it is. how very nice to meet you. >> sorry about that. there must be something wrong with the security camera. >> yes, well they can be temperamental. >> i loved you in james bond. >> oh, we just try to tell a a good story.
dame judi dench wouldn't shoplift. you're a national treasure. >> exactly. because i'm a national treasure, i can get away with anything, but of course i don't. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sounding amazing. i have to stand up for that, it's unbelievable. tracey ullman, "tracey ullman's show" premiers this friday at 11:00 p.m. on hbo. we'll be right back with a a performance from stanaj. stick around everybody. ? ? i got it, dad. ow!
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[ cheers and applause ] ? >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- billy bob thornton. star of "rules don't apply", actress lily collins. from cnn chief medical correspondent, dr. sanjay gupta. featuring the 8g band with atom willard. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. the rockefeller center christmas tree arrived over the weekend, but not before making a brief stop outside trump tower. [ laughter ]
about getting top secret security clearance for his children, though i don't know why. if ivanka and donald jr. want to know if aliens are real, they could just turn around. that's right, donald trump wants top secret security clearance for his children. even the top secret one. [ audience oohs ] according to reports three buildings in n the trump brand name after a petition demanded it be removed, because it is insulting. but to save money they're just going to rearrange the letters. [ applause ] an anagram. that is fun with anagrams. ivanka trump is facing criticism for using her appearance on 60 minutes this weekend, to promote a $10,000 bracelet from her fashion line. meanwhile melania was sporting a