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[ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from stage one at universal studios hollywood, in los angeles, california, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- bryan cranston, demi lovato, musical guest, the weeknd, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 421, that's it! woo! >> steve: and now, here he is,
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much! thanks so much! thank you, los angeles -- [ cheers and applause ] for having us here. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] this is what i'm talking about. all right. i'm your host, jimmy fallon.
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l.a. of course we've been here a a week. we've been checking in on the local news here. and i saw that the godzilla el nino weather pattern -- [ laughter ] that was supposed to drench los angeles this winter seems to be fading away. but don't worry usually anything that fades away in hollywood just ends up on "dancing with the stars." [ laughter and applause ] you'll see 'em. so don't worry. they'll be back. >> steve: godzilla el nino doing the mamba. >> jimmy: guys, this is cool. i read that president obama was spotted at a steak restaurant in d.c. this week with morgan freeman and tom hanks. they didn't even order anything. they just closed their eyes and listened to morgan freeman read the appetizers. [ laughter ] >> artichoke dip. crab cakes. jalapeno poppers. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: artichoke dip. morgan, is there anything else on the menu? >> broccolini. saut\ed escarole. rice pilaf.
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>> jimmy: broccolini. yeah. guys, here's the latest on the election. bernie sanders was talking about how he's a feminist, at the democratic town hall last night. check out what he said. >> gloria steinem -- everybody knows gloria's one of the leading feminists in america -- made me an honorary woman many, many years ago. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: at which point he was immediately hit on by bill clinton. [ laughter and applause ] it was interesting. it was very interesting. and over at last night's republican town hall, the candidates were asked what type of music they listen to. donald trump says he listens to classic rock. john kasich says he listens to alternative. while jeb bush wakes up every morning hearing this -- [ "price is right" horn ]
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south carolina primary, and this week donald trump has been telling supporters that if he wins south carolina he thinks he could, quote, "run the table." yeah. and if he doesn't win, he'll flip over the table like an angry new jersey housewife. [ laughter ] [ trump impression ] you're all losers! wall! huge! pope! [ light laughter ] >> steve: pope? >> jimmy: morgan, are you still reading the menu? morgan freeman? >> pulled pork sliders. [ laughter ] tuna carpaccio. thai lettuce wraps. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: is there anything left on the menu to read, morgan? >> gratuity added for parties of six or more. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. good to know that. good to know. this was very sweet. a woman named flossie celebrated her 110th birthday in washington this week. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. you've got to see this. the local news went to talk to her about the big day.
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>> she is enjoying some coffee this morning because flossie, you say you're a little tired this morning. is that right? >> i am tired. [ laughter ] >> she is very tired. that's actually i heard your favorite activity to do at the center here, is to take a a little nap. >> take a nap as many times as i can. >> are you excited for your party? >> not one bit. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: are you excited -- are you excited about your party? not one bit. [ light laughter ] that woman is fantastic. oh, man. this is pretty interesting. according to a recent study of college students, some tv shows help viewers become kinder and more generous people. for instance, every time after i watch "the bachelor" i always put more money into my daughters' college funds. [ laughter and applause ] you've got to go to school.
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i can't believe that our week in l.a. is actually coming to a a close. well, we had such a great time and, well -- i'm so glad we had this time together [ cheers and applause ] just to have a laugh [ coughing ] or sing -- sorry, i have a tickle in my throat. can anyone -- does anyone have any water or something? [ cheers and applause ] carol burnett? carol burnett! oh, my -- oh, my gosh. >> do you need some water? >> jimmy: i need some water. thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] you know, that's my song. >> jimmy: yes, it is your song. >> it's my song. >> jimmy: would you mind -- would you mind singing it with me? >> okay. i'm so glad we had this time together [ cheers and applause ]
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or sing a song seeee we just get started and before you know it comes the time we have to say so long [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: carol burnett, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] you're the greatest. i love you. carol burnett! [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show for you tonight. give it up for the roots,
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: she really got me good on that one. >> steve: she's a professional! >> jimmy: she knows how to do it. yeah, absolutely. my thanks to the great carol burnett once again. how cool is that? but first we are closing out our time here in los angeles with another fantastic show. we love it when this man pays us a visit. he is nominated for an academy award for his role in the film "trumbo." bryan cranston is here! >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: : c.! >> steve: he's out already. [ cranston impression ] >> jimmy: hey, good to see you. jimmy, it's great to be here. just having a great time. i love you guys. [ light laughter ] he's here. then my bff is here. demi lovato is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: aw. >> jimmy: who doesn't love her?
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[ cheers and applause ] she can sing, man. she's got it all. >> steve: she can sing. >> jimmy: yeah, we're going to talk with her. then maybe see if i can have her do some musical impressions. [ cheers ] plus, we have great music. oh, th performance -- this is a knockout performance. from grammy-winning artist the weeknd, everybody. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he only performs on weekends. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yep. we tried to get him monday. couldn't get him tuesday, wednesday, thursday -- >> jimmy: no. he can't do it. [ light laughter ] he goes, "i'll only do friday, saturday, sunday." >> steve: only friday evening. >> jimmy: friday evening, yeah. not during the day. guys, it's our last day in los angeles. it's been such a great trip. everybody has been so nice and made us feel at home. i'm really thankful. so i thought, if it's cool with you guys, i'd like to write out [ cheers and applause ] you guys are the best. thank you so much. hey, james?
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can i get some thank you note writing music, please? james? there he is. [ cheers and applause ] he's in such a great mood all the time. >> steve: angry entirely. >> jimmy: thank you, donald trump, for constantly getting into feuds, going on twitter rants and saying that you're the best. you're basically the white kanye west. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] same dude. >> steve: he's the same dude. somebody's got to do it. >> jimmy: yeah. thank you, los angeles, for somehow having the most skinny people and the most doughnut shops. [ laughter ] how is that possible? [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: and hot dogs. it's crazy. >> jimmy: how is that possible? >> steve: how is it? >> jimmy: it's impossible. >> steve: i've gained like 50 pounds. >> jimmy: it's unbelievable. thank you, the carpool lane, for reminding people stuck in traffic that they also don't have any friends.
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sad. depressing. >> steve: insult to injury. >> jimmy: depressing. double whammy, man. can't win. >> steve: there's no winning on that one. >> jimmy: thank you, german shorthaired pointer, for sounding less like a breed of dog and more like a very vague description of hitler. [ laughter and applause ] oh, i know that guy. the german shorthaired pointer. yeah, i know him. >> steve: oh, that guy. with the charlie chaplin mustache. >> jimmy: thank you, beverly hills plastic surgeons, for making everyone look ten years more surprised. [ laughter and applause ] i'll have the -- i'll have the cobb salad. >> steve: i cacat feel my face.
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>> jimmy: thank you, hiking in los angeles, for being a great way to get exercise and find a a dead body. [ laughter ] it's just -- it's just -- two in one. [ applause ] >> steve: twofer. >> jimmy: twofer. thank you, in-n-out -- [ cheers and applause ] for actually being a more appropriate name for chipotle. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] there you go, thank you very much! those are my thank you notes. we'll be right back with bryan cranston, everybody!
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is an emmy and tony award winning actor who's now nominated for an academy award for his outstanding work in the film "trumbo." he is phenomenal in this. it's available on blu-ray, dvd and itunes. check it out if you haven't seen it. please welcome the supremely talented bryan cranston! [ cheers and applause ] >> this should tell you that you need to come out more than just once a year. [ cheers and applause ] right? come on! >> jimmy: thanks, buddy. >> it's a great audience. >> jimmy: we love it. please, we had a great time. congrats on being nominated for an academy award. well deserved, buddy. it was unbelievable.
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>> jimmy: so well deserved. is it exciting? what does it feel like to be nominated? >> it's kind of like having a a surprise party thrown for you. you walk in the door and go -- [ screams ] bryan? what? you're nominated! >> jimmy: you got nominated! >> and you have this rush of adrenaline. then a sense of embarrassment. and everybody looking at you. but the title "academy award nominee," "oscar nominee," i mean, that's the first words you heard growing up as a kid. oh, my god. >> jimmy: big time. that's huge. they can never take that away. you'll always have that. >> quite an honor. and also you get a little pell pin and a, you know, a card to the clubhouse and you get pool privileges. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that's nototrue. you're making these up. >> you can cut in line for the slide. >> jimmy: that's not true at all. [ laughter ] did you prepare a speech? >> um, no. well, i have an idea of what i would want to say. >> jimmy: yeah, that's good.
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>> otherwise, you get up there and you go, "um, oh, um, what did i have for lunch today? oh, why am i thinking about that? oh, angelina jolie! arg!" [ laughter ] otherwise, you're crazed with nervousness. >> jimmy: well, i never get that because people are like, "i didn't think ways going to win." it's like, "well, you had a one in six chance." you had better odds than i did. [ laughter ] >> you didn't know you were nominated? >> jimmy: yeah. you didn't know you were nominated for months? but, it will be great. i would love to hear your speech. it will be good. >> you know, if i don't get -- can i give a little? if i don't get a chance -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: of course. you wanna do it -- oh, wow. just do it here. yeah. >> i'd like just to thank jay roach, our director and our producers for "trumbo." it's been an exceptional year. [ cheers and applause ] i'd like to also thank --
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bryan cranston. that way, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] that's perfect. that's what happens. yeah. that's perfect. i want to see that happen. that would be fantastic. last time you were on the show we were talking about this film. it's like -- when i'm watching it, it's like i'm not even watching you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's really amazing. >> i'm not in it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's the part that's surprising. you're not even in the film. >> that's why. it's like, "i'm not watching you." >> jimmy: no. this is the character, the real guy here. that's trumbo. he write as lot in his bathtub in the movie. >> that's for a bathtub. i know. [ applause ] >> jimmy: he's in the bathtub. has a whiskey and typewriter and cigarettes. >> he was hunched over his typewriter so much that he got a chronic back problem, and he was told in order to alleviate this, you got to take a bath every day for a couple of hours. and he thought, "i can't spend that time."
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him, and he did some of his best work in the bathtub. it's amazing. >> jimmy: in the bathtub. it's a fascinating story. i think i'm just getting a vibe from you. i think the interview is going great so far, but i think you want to take it to another level. i'm guessing. [ cheers and applause ] >> are you suggesting what i think you're suggesting? >> jimmy: let's do our first ever bathtub interview. let's go. [ cheers and applause ] >> wow. >> jimmy: yeah. this is gorgeous. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: this will be fun. who gets in first? >> oh, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter and applause ]
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i can't see you. >> there you are. >> jimmy: how are you, buddy? [ cheers and applause ] hold on a second. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and appppuse ] >> i go commando. [ laughter ]
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congratulations on the show. i put a little in there for you. you're the greatest. bryan cranston. i want to show a clip. here's academy award nominated bryan cranston plus louis c.k. in "trumbo." take a look at this. >> you talk like a radical, but you live like a rich guy. >> that is true. >> well, i don't think you're willing to lose all of this just to do the right thing. >> well, i despise martyrdom and i won't fight for a lost cause, so you're right. i'm not willing to lose it all, certainly not them. but i am willing to risk it all. that's where the radical and the rich guy make a perfect combination. the radical me fights with the purity of genius. but the rich guy wins with the cunning of satan. >> ugh. >> what?
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[ cheers and applause ] >> i'm gonna wash your back. i think i feel a sponge in here. >> jimmy: that's not a sponge. that's not a sponge. [ laughter ] bryan cranston, everybody! good luck at the academy awards. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with demi lovato. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] sfx: cell phone vibrates. yeah? (sigh) you're okay... he's okay, he made it! jason.. what do you mean? we were very bad boys. alexa what's in the news? alexa: here's the news, "alecbaldwin and jason schwartzman were seen mooning paparazzi.baldwin threw his shoe at photographers before making arun for it". my poor cashmere socks... alexa, will you order another pair of brescianis. reordering bresciani socks. okay listen... can you send some lawyers or something? (moaning) ...alec?
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is one of the biggest pop stars around. her latest album "confident" has already given us great songs -- [ cheers and applause ] like "cool for the summer" and "confident." you've got to hear her new single "stone cold." also check her out this summer with nick jonas on the "future now" tour. everyone, please welcome my bff, demi lovato! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome! welcome, welcome, welcome to the show. you look gorgeous. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for coming back. >> thanks for having me again. >> jimmy: oh, please.
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we love you so much. you were -- every time i see you, i go, you were fantastic. but you really were fantastic, fantastic at the grammys the other night. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: doing lionel richie in front of lionel richie. was that nerve-racking for you? >> yeah, i mean, it was already nerve-racking enough considering the fact that, you know, i'm performing at the grammys. and then having to do a cover of somebody that's made the song extremely famous right in front of you is like -- yeah, it was just so nerve-racking. >> jimmy: was that your first time at the grammys? >> it was. because my manager had always told me you should wait to go to the grammys until you're either presenting, performing or if you're nominated. so i waited eight years since -- [ light laughter ] yeah! >> jimmy: congratulations on that.
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>> jimmy: i think things are gonna change next grammys, yeah. i think -- [ cheers and applause ] i think you'll be taking something home with you now. >> really, i've been waiting since i was five and i learned what the grammys were. >> jimmy: yeah. was that your first cover song? i've never heard you do a cover song before. >> no, actually i've done a lot of covers. i used to do lil wayne's "how to love." [ cheers ] yeah. i also did "take me to church." >> jimmy: hozier. >> hozier. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then i also did -- my first performance ever was a a cover of "my heart will go on" by celine dion. >> jimmy: the great celine dion. [ applause ] oh, i love celine dion. >> which was when i was also five then. >> jimmy: 5 years old? >> yes. >> jimmy: 5-year-old demi singing "my heart will go on." where did you perform it at? >> in the cafeteria at my elementary school. >> jimmy: how'd it go? was it a hit? >> no, it was terrible. >> jimmy: oh, yeah! >> like, here's the story. so, and it's kind of a classic story. i'm singing. my mic goes out. and all of a sudden i see my crush. i've always liked older guys. he's in fifth grade, i'm in
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i know. i know! >> jimmy: he's really older, yeah. >> douglas mcdonald. [ light laughter ] and -- you don't forget your first crush. >> jimmy: yeah, you just changed his life right now. douglas mcdonald. [ laughter ] >> anyways, i see him and he's like laughing at me. and i guess this is like the first time i ever got sassy. like i saw him and i like -- i was like, no, [ bleep ] you. >> jimmy: wait, wait, oh, my -- >> but i was like -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're in kindergarten. you're in kindergarten. how would you know to say something like that? >> my attitude was like that. >> jimmy: oh, i gotcha. >> i didn't say it. >> jimmy: yeah, good. >> anyways, i'm like singing and i see his face. he's like, laughing at me. i just go, ooh! >> jimmy: yeah. >> i have it on video too. and i just start singing and i wail. and i tear the house down. >> jimmy: yeah. do you still have that in you? is that why -- 'cause i told you this when i saw you perform on "saturday night live." and it's live. and you can sing.
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i -- [ cheers and applause ] you're singing and you're going i go -- and you know i love you. you hit this note you're like -- and you hit thth note and i go, oh, my god, that's great. stop. stop now. because it's a hit. and then walk away. but no no. you go to another level and sing louder and higher. and i go, oh, my gosh. demi! stop! stop singing. bebeuse it's -- everything's going well. you're setting yourself up for disaster. stop singing 'cause it's perfect. and then you do another run and you just crushed it. >> you know what it was? i had like a minute and a half, 60 seconds, to prove to everybody why i was on that stage. so i was like, you know what? i'm going to go crazy in this 60 seconds. and that's what i did. >> jimmy: yeah, douglas mcdonald. [ laughter ] >> like, suck it, mcdonald. >> jimmy: yeah. kindergartner. your video for "stone cold" comes out on tuesday. >> yes. >> jimmy: congratulations on that. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and congratulations on your tour with nick jonas.
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he's our boy. how's he doing? >> he's doing good. >> jimmy: what do you gonna do on tour together? you guys have known each other for a long time. >> we've known each other since we were 14. >> jimmy: and you're 16 now so that's two years. [ laughter ] >> i just turned 16. we haven't toured together in a a couple years. so, it will be the first time in like i think five or six years since we've toured together. >> jimmy: that'll be fun. >> we used to play card games, and now -- >> jimmy: like what? just like, uno? >> well -- >> jimmy: skipbo? >> i cursed when i was younger. >> jimmy: oh, no! he did? [ laughter ] >> he wouldn't. oh, imagine that. >> jimmy: your kindergarten teacher knows. >> he would not curse. we would play the game bull [ bleep ]. and so i would say it, but he would call it bs. he'd be like bs. then i would say it. and he's like, "i'm very disappointed in you." [ laughter ] i'm like, oh, i know! you're disappointed in me. >> jimmy: i love him for doing that. good. >> i know. now, i'm sober. we smoke cigars. that's pretty much the craziest idea. >> jimmy: i have to do this because i -- we always play
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you're on the show. i know you're an amazing singer and you also do impressions. i was wondering if you could play a game called wheel of musical impressions with me. [ cheers and applause ] it's fun. we'll try it. demi lovato and i are playing "wheel of musical impressions" when we get back! stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] for the past 27 days, four men have outlasted authorities by making their getaway in a prius. this game ends now. to catch a prius, you've gotta be a prius. guys, what's that? oh, man.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back! we are here with demi lovato, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] now, demi, everyone knows that you're a great singer, but few people might not know that you're actually a great impressionist as well. >> i'd like to think so. >> jimmy: yeah, i think you are. so, with that in mind, it's time for a game called "wheel of musical impressions." wheel of musical impressions >> jimmy: all right, here's how it works. we're gonna take turns hitting this button right here which activates the musical
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and it will land on one random singer that we can do impressions of. >> okay. >> jimmy: and one random song title. okay? whoever's turn it is has to do an impression of that musician doing that song. demi, since you're my guest, why don't you go first. >> okay. here we go. >> jimmy: cher singing "bingo was his name-o." [ cheers ] cher. there was a farmer who had a dog and bing-o was his name-o b-i-n-g-o b-i-n-g-o b-i-n-g-o and bingo was his name-o [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: alright, here we go.
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"mr. rogers neighborhood." it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood a beautiful day for a neighbor would you be mine could you be mine won't you be my neighbor [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i still have bubbles in my nose. >> that was amazing. >> jimmy: with bryan cranston. okay, okay, okay, it's your turn. fetty wap doing "twinkle twinkle little star." fetty wap? yeah
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how i wonder what you are up above the world so high like a diamond in the sky [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: fetty wap? that's a great one! who does a fetty wap? that was great you could do a a fetty wap impression. >> i didn't know i could until now. >> jimmy: that was amazing. okay. >> thanks. >> jimmy: dave matthews. "i'm a little teapot." [ laughter ] i don't even know how to do this one. i'm a little teapot short and stout here is my handle and here is my spout when i get all steamed up you hear me shout tip me over and pour me out
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[ cheers and applause ] >> that was perfect. >> jimmy: no, it was not. the teapot's spout. okay, it's on you now. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: christina aguilera singing "spongebob squarepants." >> okay! here we go! here we go! hey yeah who lives in a pineapple under the sea
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absorbent and yellow and porous is he oh spongebob squarepants [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness! oh, my goodness! that is unbelievable! game over. game over. i can't top that. demi lovato, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] check her out this summer on the "future is now" tour with nick jonas. we'll be right back with the weeknd, ladies and gentlemen! >> come on! sponge bob squarepants
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pain from your day can haunt you at night, don't let it. advil pm gives you the healing sleep you need, helping you fall asleep and stay asleep so your body can heal as you rest. advil pm. for a healing night's sleep. my fellow americans... they say we're a nation divided. that's not true. we agree on a lot. like paul rudd. everybody loves paul rudd. i didn't know this was going to happen! you know what else everyone loves? emojis. no. beer! that's why we're forming the bud light party. just wait till you see our caucus. we've got the biggest caucus in the country! ooooeeeyyyyy! i'm really inspired right now. america has seen the light... and there's a bud in front of it! sfx: crowd cheers, fireworks what happens when lobster gets grilled, baked, and paired with even more lobster? you get hungry. and you count the seconds until red lobster's lobsterfest is
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like new dueling lobster tails with one tail stuffed with crab, and the other with langostino lobster mac-and-cheese, it's a party on a plate! and you know every bite of 'lobster lover's dream' lives up to its name. hey, eating is believing. so stop dreaming and start eating. 53 state wins, and t-mobile... whoa, whoa, whoa. listen, folks. i have to apologize, again. look, those were last years numbers. it says right here on the card. t-mobile doubled there lte coverage in the last year. and with more lte towers than verizon, t-mobile reaches pretty much everyone they do. i'm not taking responsibility on this one... uh-uh, verizon got it wrong... yes! not me!
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something is just fundamentally broken when african americans are more likely to be arrested by police, and sentenced to longer prison terms, for doing the same thing that whites do.
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with law enforcement end tragically. we need investments in education, health care and jobs, to counter generations of neglect. we have to face up to the hard truth of injustice and systemic racism. i'm hillary clinton, and i approve this message. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a multi-platinum academy award nominated artist who took home two grammys earlier this week. congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] performing "in the night" off his album "beauty behind the madness," please welcome the weeknd! [ cheers and applause ] all alone she was living in a world without an end or beginning
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for the feeling but i don't mind i don't mind and all the wrongs she committed she was young and she was so co-dependent she loving all she had was the city but i don't mind i don't mind oh i know that she's capable of anything it's riveting but when you wake up she's always gone gone gone in the night she hears him calling in the night she's dancing to relieve the pain
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away oh baby oh baby in the night when she comes crawling dollar bills and tears keep falling down her face she'll never walk away >> ladies and gentlemen, ms. lauryn hill! he sang a song when he did it he was cold and he was so unforgiving now she dances to the song on the minute all the time all the time all the time it made her weak when she hear it and it got her on her knees like religion she was young and she was forced to be a woman all the time all the time
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and i know that she's capable of anything it's riveting but when you wake up she's always gone gone gone in the night she hears him calling in the night she's dancing to relieve the pain but she'll never walk away in the night when she comes crawling dollar bills and tears keep falling down her face she'll never walk away in the night she hears him calling in the night she's dancing to relieve the pain but she'll never walk away in the night when she comes crawling
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falling down her face she'll never walk away in the night she hears him calling in the night she's dancing to relieve the pain but she'll never walk away in the night when she comes crawling dollar bills and tears keep falling down her face she'll never walk away she'll never
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness! you are -- come on! >> thanks for having us. >> jimmy: thank you. the weeknd! ms. lauryn hill! [ cheers and applause ] "beauty behind the madness" is available now. we'll be right back, everybody. that's what i'm talking about!
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she spent a lifetime making a difference for people. winning healthcare for 8 million children. benefits for families of reservists and the national guard. standing strong around the world for human rights and women's rights. hillary clinton. she'll raise the minimum wage. take on the drug companies to lower the cost of prescription drugs. and give everyone the opportunity to go to college without going into debt. she'll get the job done... for us. i'm hillary clinton
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jeb bush's campaign has cratered, now he just slings mud. but, it's made no difference. the state endorsed john kasich saying voters should, "ignore the blather of candidates without real credentials to lead the country." the usa today poll said kasich was the most likely republican to beat hillary clinton, beating her by eleven points. john kasich is presidential.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's been a great week here in l.a. it's time to go back to new york, but we had a a fantastic time and i have a a feeling we're gonna be doing this again. [ cheers and applause ] my thanks to bryan cranston, demi lovato, carol burnett,
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[ cheers and applause ] ms. lauryn hill! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great weekend. hope to see you next week. bye-bye, everybody!
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[ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- paul giamatti.
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comedian, aubrey plaza. "new york times" columnist, frank bruni. featuring the 8g band with josh freeze. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! >> seth: good evening, everybody, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doin' tonight? [ cheers and applause ] very good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. the east coast is bracing for a winter storm that could dump as much as 2 feet of snow in some places. or as one local meteorologist put it -- >> winter is coming. [ laughter ] >> seth: that guy's such a bummer. [ laughter ] due to this weekend's expected snowfall, experts are predicting a spike in usage of the dating app, tinder. but remember, in either case, you rarely end up getting as


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