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the retractible leash for a standard flat one and for sure to have poop bags. if one should happen, the advice own up to it and ask for cleaning materials. be weary of crowded stores and realize that not everyone will enjoy your pet as much as you do. >> make sure that they are only used to people to growth your dog. >>reporter:there is a dogs about town class to help to prepare you for you even your pet. we put that on a list of pet friendly stores on our website. we posted a slideshow of pets. eva pilgrim "channel~6 action news." and of course, dogs love playing in the snow. they may get an opportunity. my three big dogs i will not take them shopping.
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you well not see me sending pick there is. the winter storm watches all the way from west virginia, virginia, into the interior of new england. that is about 800 miles north and west of philadelphia. philadelphia is 67 down from a record high 72. wilmington 67. trenton is 64. and along with the radar we have a cold front that is moving back. it drops the temperatures back not the 60s. it doesn't like much across the four corners. it gives into the gulf of mexico
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and rides up along the front to the east coast. this is what brings us the wintery weather. at 7:00 on wednesday morning the moisture is here. you notice it's not white. it's coming in the form of rain. it pulls down colder air from the upper atmosphere. it changed to snow on the i-95 corridor and areas north and west by 1:00. try to do it early in the morning. good news no blocking high pressure to capture the storm system to keep it here. all the moisture is out of here by 8:00 at night. that means we have a short amount of time. it's a rain event. you will see a little bit of snow. not much accumulation. on the i-95 corridor a slushy 1
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to 3 inches of snow. north and west of doylestown into northern chester county upper bucks county into lehigh valley, you will get substantial snow. 3 to 6 inches. the poconos this is an all-snow event. up to 6 inches of snow. it's great news father th for t. disruptive travel in the air and roads. roads will be wet along the i-95 corridor and the new jersey turnpike. they will be snow and i-78. 57 on wednesday. that is when the storm hits. most of snow north and west. rain south and east. it's out of here in time for thanksgiving. 42. we drop it down to 37 for black
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friday for shoppers. it's a developing storm s. the . the numbers can go up or down. coming up ducis has the latest on the eagles in just a moment.
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♪ ♪ it's a marshmallow world in the winter. ♪ ♪ [♪]
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♪i want it all! ♪and i want it now! your toys want more. they need more. so get more guaranteed from verizon fios. including your favorite movie channels, blazing fast internet and $400 back. all for this amazing price online, guaranteed for 2 years with a 2-year agreement. so take the hint. and get more guaranteed today. call the verizon center for customers with disabilities at 800.974.6006 tty/v it is dallas work week. that is just a little special. >> we are getting a little crazy around here.
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there is frenzy. it has nothing to do with black friday. and lesean mccoy called it a must-win game. they play in the span of 17 games. >> it's dallas week. i don't look at it as a short week. we have to play today. we go out and play today. >> and coming back in june, it was like hey, man, we have to get dallas. what? we have not even played the game yet. >> chip kelly and the birds are a three-point underdog. and the flyers are on the road tohe seven of eight games. pat quinn has died. steve mason is under duress.
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a shootout. claude giroux is stoned. the flyers go down. the sixers highlights after the break.
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break. >>announcer:closed captioning brought to you by fulton bank. a.t.y. is based on a minimum deposit. if the sixers only played a half tonight. you know what they say about ifs and buts. and michael williams missed his first five shots. tony, the sixers win the first half. they do not defend in the second half. the sixers are 0-14. and facing number 14.
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chris jenkins with 13. and vil villa nova -- jimmy's guests is jennifer aniston and ken jong. for cecily tynan, ducis rodgers, the entire "action news" team, i am jim gardner. good night. flood watch floo
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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jennifer aniston. ken jeong. a celebrity curse-off. and guillermo at the american music awards. with cleto and the cletones. and now, and further more, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there, welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. so glad you could be here short notice. well, that's very nice. i'm glad you're excited. we have an exceptional show for you tonight. jennifer aniston is here tonight. which is the reason why there's
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a rainbow over our building right now. a rare nighttime rainbow. jennifer is here to encourage us to see her new movie "horrible bosses 2" and she has a new book "please stop asking me about the rachel." tonight, jennifer has graciously agreed to partake in -- only our second time doing this, the celebrity curse-off. this is where celebrities stand face to face and say terrible words to each other until one of them is left standing. the first time we did this, julia roberts went up against sally field and, well, here's how that went. you have five seconds, begin. >> all right. oh, okay. [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: all right. now we go to sally. >> okay. [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: julia? >> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: sally? >> [ bleep ].
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>> jimmy: i was shocked, too. it's sally field. came up with some words i have never heard before. tonight, jennifer aniston will take on a mystery opponent. i will not tell you who that opponent is. all i'll say is, she's very famous -- she's female, by saying she. i ruined it, already. you don't know who it is, but i know who it is and it's -- this is a very good night to be here in the studio audience. and a very bad night to be the person who has to bleep everything that goes on the air. thursday, as i presume you know, is thanksgiving. the day on which we get together with our families to give thanks, mostly that we don't live with them anymore. [ laughter ] you know, the cost of thanks -- the average cost of a thanksgiving dinner went up this year. thanksgiving dinner for ten will cost 37 cents more than it did last year. the average price for a ten-person thanksgiving dinner is now $49.41. that has to be for thanksgiving
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dinner at kfc, right? [ laughter ] how is that -- my turkey by itself cost like 80 bucks. where are these people having dinner, in prison? [ laughter ] $49.41. i spent that much money on mini marshmallows alone. i don't know how they sell these turkeys so cheap. this is a video we found on youtube. it's video of a male turkey trying to court a female turkey. you know they say turkeys are the dumbest animals on the farm? they actually are. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: swept her right off
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her feet. that's what i would do in high school. i just go around in a circle. it didn't work for me, either. [ laughter ] amazon is very busy doing battle with black friday. amazon started their black friday deals a week early, a week ahead of the regular black friday this year. the deals started last friday, a few days ago and they've been posting new sales every ten minutes since then. amazon's black friday sales are like the regular black friday sales, but instead of getting trampled, you do not. i hate the idea that people are camping out in line on thanksgiving day and i hate that people have to work, because people are camping outside. i think that if you want to spend the night sleeping on a sidewalk for black friday, you should have to give your house to a homeless person while you're there. [ cheers and applause ] right? that seems fair to me. in colorado, because recreati
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recreationrecreatio recreationrecreatio recreationrecreatio recreational marijuana is legal, people are marketing to shoppers, encounselling them to buy pot. in the story of christmas itself, the original story, one of the three wisemen, you may remember, brought baby jesus mirhh, which is short for marijuana back then. it's true. it's in the bible. so, now they are making all sorts of holiday themed edibles. be careful not to leave pot brownies out for santa claus. you might find him in the morning passed out on your floor with an xbox controller in his hand. on capital hill, republicans in the house have a holiday gift for president obama. a brand new lawsuit. they are suing the president for delaying implementation of some parts of obama care. in other words, they're suing the president for not acting fast enough to enact a law that they didn't want enacted in the first place. [ laughter ] kind of makes you nostalgic for when we were just claiming he was born in kenya, doesn't it?
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[ laughter ] they wanted to file this lawsuit back in july, but and this is true, they couldn't find a lawyer to take the care. in washington, d.c., they couldn't find a lawyer. [ laughter ] that's when you know you might not have a sound legal foundation. but speaker of the house john boehner said he's very serious about the lawsuit. he's been walking around in a neck brace. why, i have no idea. if it goes forward, the case could wind up at the supreme court. and if they don't win there, republicans are threatening to give the president some very negative reviews on yelp. and nobody -- [ laughter ] wants that. but you know what? obama didn't take this job to make friends. he took the job to find the secret compartment in the oval office desk that has the map to the treasure at the lost city of atlant atlantis. i have to stopwatching nicolas cage movies. meanwhile, congratulations are in order for vladimir putin, who just reportedly earned an eighth degree black belt in karate.
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you can see here, he dominated the 7 to 9-year-old age bracket. go through these. there he is -- kids didn't know what hit them. that is soviet aggression. why don't i believe putin is an eighth degree black belt? i would like to see him fight an actual eighth degree black belt and see how it goes. i'd pay a lot of money for that. putin is now two levels shy of the highest rank in all of karate. he is also a master of judo and taiwan diquaquae tie. [ laughter ] right, grar muillermo? >> right, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you. you're from russia, right? >> no, from mexico. >> jimmy: oh, mexico. i often get the two confused. [ laughter ]
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last night here on abc, the american music awards, it was a star-studded affair as it always is. kay till pty perry, one directi azal azalea. taylor swift won. beyonce won favorite female artist. at the end of the night, they went, okay, who here is famous and doesn't have an award yet? and they gave one to each of those people, too. like all great award spokes, the amas last night ended with jennifer lopez singing a four-minute song about her butt. [ laughter ] there are a lot of great performances on the show last night. all the big names in music were there. but none of those names stood shorter than our own guillermo. did you have fun at the show? >> a lot of fun. >> jimmy: you did. on a scale of one to ten, how hung over are you right now? >> like nine. >> jimmy: a nine. [ cheers and applause ] so, guillermo -- guillermo has a unique interviewing style. typically, interviewers will look their subjects directly in
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the face, but guillermo is not typical in any way. he's an mortgageal. and so last night, he sat down with some of the winners, some of the performer, some of the precentsencentesen presenters like only he can. here is guillermo back-to-back. >> okay, five seconds of summer, i'm going to give you five seconds. what are utensils for? >> what? >> i want to give you five seconds, and you tell me what utensils are for. >> utensils? >> eating food. >> i'm going to show you a little trick. a little magic, too. >> show me. >> okay, look. you see this tequila right here? >> yes. >> i'm going to make it disappear. >> go ahead. >> ta-da! you want a drink?
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good? >> yo, this is real tequila. >> here we go. >> wow. >> i usually get really horny and vomit when i take shots. >> me, too. >> this? okay, ready, go. one, two, three -- no, i did it. i did it. it was so good. >> you did it? >> now it's time for my exclusivo but to but with yes, sir jessie j. >> thank you so much. >> i don't know what just happened. thank you. >> you want to do a selfie?
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>> let's do it. how do you do a selfie with this? here we do. i got it. in the camera. here we go. >> one, two, three. >> wow. >> five seconds to selfie! smile. >> hey, mr. sam, are you hungry? >> yeah. >> okay, i'm going to give you -- this is -- we give it in mexico. i know you from london, but i don't know if you guys have it, but this is a mexican churro. >> oh, my god. should i try it? >> yeah. >> it's old. it's old. and horrible. >> can you please stay with me? >> no. that's horrible. >> hi, ladies. you look beautiful. >> thank you, guillermo. >> back at you. >> you look am-amazing.
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>> you see what he did? >> i thought it was a pickup line. >> one for you. >> did you play recorder in school? because i did. >> do it, do it. >> i never did. >> ready? ♪ ♪ >> that's some good [ bleep ]. >> yeah. >> yeah, i'm feeling it. >> hey, guys, how are you? >> good, how is it going? >> good. >> hey, you guys won. like, how many times? >> too many times. >> three times, guillermo. >> wow. and you know what i want to do
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with you guys? can we harmonize? >> yeah. you hit it and we'll follow you. >> one, two, three -- ♪ back to you jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very well done, guillermo. tonight on the show, oh, we have a good show for you tonight. ken jeong is here. we have a special celebrity curseoff. and we'll be right back with jennifer aniston, so stick around. patented sonic technology with
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i'm a great fisherman. flounder, sea bass, striped bass, you name it, i'll eat it. and you can, like i say, be home within an hour. done it many times. >> jimmy: hello there. tonight on the program, from the movie "penguins of madagascar," it's an animated movie, it opens in theaters wednesday, ken jeong is here with us. he's a doctor, you know. he's a doctor. and we have a surprise competitor backstage right now warming up to take on one jennifer aniston in a celebrity curse-off. this is where we have two people
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on stage, they curse at each other back and forth, back and forth, until one of them gives up and can't take it anymore. so -- that is still to come. and it will be bleeped. tomorrow night, chris pine will join us, evangeline lilly will be here and we will have music from pitbull and ne-yo. and on wednesday, mindy kaling, ronda rousey from the ufc, and music from rick ross. which will be lovely for thanksgiving. [ laughter ] our first guest tonight is an emmy-winning star of screens big and small. she is beloved by all, even animals stop to smile in her presence. starting wednesday, you can see her alongside an all-star cast in "horrible bosses 2." please say hello to jennifer aniston. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you?
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>> hi, jimmy. i can't hear you. >> jimmy: i know, i know. [ cheers and applause ] see that? >> woo! hi. >> jimmy: nice, right? >> so sweet. >> jimmy: a little bit scary, but nice. >> no, they're not charging you or anything, you know? >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm doing great. >> jimmy: you look great. >> thanks, honey. >> jimmy: i know you've been traveling all over, promoting the movie. do you have any fun doing that? >> it's a lot of work, but we do -- we do have fun, you know. it's quick, we're usually never really get to see where we are, you know. >> jimmy: you go from -- do they do it in hotels? >> yeah, you're in a hotel and usually you fly in, you barely get some sleep and then they roll you out and they just sort of dog and pony show you around. >> jimmy: so, it is no fun at all. >> i just basically described a horrible experience, didn't i? >> when it's a movie like this
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and there's a whole group of you -- >> jimmy: you all went together. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so, jason bateman -- >> mary elizabeth, charlie's wife, olivia, met us there. >> jimmy: everybody. >> amanda bateman. party plane! >> j >>. >> jimmy: was justin -- >> justin was there, as well. >> jimmy: do they charter you a plane, as well? >> no, we're on a big airplane. it was the new big airplane that's supposed to be -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the new big airplane. >> it doesn't matter. it's all flying to me, which is terrifying. >> jimmy: you're scared to fly? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: are you really? >> you know what, i am, jimmy. i am. >> jimmy: why? >> which makes it hard for me. when people say, where's your favorite place to go? i haven't been to a lot of beautiful places in this world because i really have -- i struggle with it. >> jimmy: so, what do you do? how do you handle it? do you medicate yourself? >> no, i don't.
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judy garland yourself. no, i -- but i have to say, on british airways -- what are you going to talk to me about? >> jimmy: it's all on there. you have your reading glasses? you can do the interview yourself. >> i know. that would be fun. but actually, british airways, the new big plane, they had, you foe, they have the movies, television, documentaries. and they had this one on the television section that said "flying with confidence." and i was like, i'd like to fly with confidence. [ laughter ] badly, actually. it's sort of like after the meal and people are starting to sort of fall asleep and it's dark, i have my headphones on, just like, praying i'll live. and i turn on this video and this lovely british air way, you know, pilot comes on and just starts talking in this lovely voice about how my safety is their utmost priority.
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the turbulence, it's totally safe. just look at the window, everything is normanormal. by the end of it, he says, we urge you, our flight staff is totally prepared for heart attacks, panic attacks, births, and i'm going, heart attack? panic attack? and then they said, we urge you to tell our flight staff that you have this fear because then they will be to give you the extra tlc that you deserve. and now i find myself, i'm actually crying. because i feel like these people are so sweet and i get up and i'm like, i'm in the galley with everybody, going, like -- hi, so, i have a real fear of flying and they do give you, like, all this tlc. they check in on you. >> jimmy: are they touching you and stuff? >> they come in, they go, are you all right? and i'm like, i'm all right, and i'm sleeping -- you didn't have to wake me up to ask me if i'm all right. >> jimmy: it seems like a little
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bit too much tlc. >> it's sweet. they were so great. the one flight attendant, his name was kevin, he became my bud, you know, and he -- as we were about an hour out, he was striking up conversation. he's like, so, you're on the hb-2 press tour, with a very beautiful english accent. >> jimmy: he's using the initials of the film? >> i saw you out there on "the graham norton" show and the premier. i tried to get into the red carpet but we were barricaded off and then he starts getting really worried. you're opening up against that juggernaut, "hunger games." and then he starts, like, what do they call it when your on the sidelines of the game. handicapping, like, the box office weekend. >> jimmy: really? >> i was like, we're okay, we're going to do -- we'll be -- it's a juggernaut. we're going to be fine. >> jimmy: at that point, are you wishing you had not watched the video encouraging them to come over and help you?
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>> i was still happy, because if they're happy, i'm happy. >> jimmy: i see. >> if they're not afraid, i'm not afraid. >> jimmy: is that how you work? if somebody is freaking out next to you -- >> if i'm with somebody that is really nervous, i kind of take over and take care of them. i have a lot of -- >> jimmy: you feel okay with people that are happy. if you are with somebody that's freaking out, you're okay. seems like you're just okay. any situation, you're fine. what would you do if you don't have the safety video? >> we did have to fly from new york -- we went london to new york and then we were new york to l.a. and justin sweetly was the video. because he watched it, too. he put his arm around me and started -- this is absolutely normal. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> just look okay. the turbulence is just like bumps on the water. >> jimmy: he is adorable. >> i just have to get a recording of him on my ipod.
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>> jimmy: i know we're here to talk about "horrible bosses 2." but i saw your movie "cake" on friday night. i saw a screening of it and -- you are unbelievable in it and it's a great movie and i think that -- i think you might, like, at least get nominated for an oscar, maybe even win -- [ cheers and applause ] now -- >> i think -- to throw that back to kevin on british airways. >> jimmy: i wonder what kevin thinks the box office will be. did kevin give you a figure for "horrible bosses?" if he's right -- >> the funny thing, he walked away, saying, you know, i guess the most important thing is it's just nice to be nominated. so, i was like -- no, no, weekend box office is not like -- >> jimmy: well, kevin's way up in the sky. >> he's adorable. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. when we come back, we'll talk about "horrible bosses 2." jennifer aniston is here. we'll be right back.
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so last year we're invited to thanksgiving at the anderson's. i was stoked, that's my holiday. we invented it. so i'm like, pass the stuffing's not stove top, and i'm like, "what?" i wait all year, 364 days to enjoy delicious stove top stuffing. it's what makes thanksgiving, thanksgiving! i had to get out of there. i faked an attack of scurvy. uughhhh! ughh! [ sighs ] scurvy... works every time. [ sighs ] scurvy... [phone ringing] [phone ringing]
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let's get you prepped. >> let's do it. >> you ever done it in a dentist chair? i'm going to make you forget all about him. >> let's get the chair ready. i'm going to visit the men's room real quick. >> you can do that on me. >> oh, it's -- it's -- >> and? >> well -- first time on the slopes. i'm going to stay off the black diamond. >> either way. >> jimmy: that's jason bateman and jennifer aniston in "horrible bosses 2" which opens on wednesday. >> so nice. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: that will be nice for the family around thanksgiving. >> yeah. that will be really fun for my very sweet elderly parents to watch that. >> jimmy: were you at all -- i noticed you were scolding yourself. >> i said, what? it's shocking. >> jimmy: do you ever think about that before you make a movie. well, i have an image, i have to uphold it -- >> no. well -- at this point in my life, no way. >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ] >> just, you got to say [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sometimes you do. >> sometimes you do. and it feels real nice. >> jimmy: i'm glad you said that, i feel like you are warming up for the competition. >> yes. >> jimmy: we have coming up here. i think this is a disadvantage that your opponent knows who she is going to be competing against but you do not -- >> i have a disadvantage of
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that? >> jimmy: yeah, in a way, i think. >> but don't i have an advantage -- i don't know. >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ] >> i just lost the will to finish that thought. >> jimmy: i don't know that you do have an advantage. >> i don't know. >> jimmy: people who are just tuning in now, what we're going to do in a couple of minutes is, we're going to have a curse-off. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're a celebrity, the other person you're competing against is a celebrity. >> in the same industry? >> jimmy: in the same industry, yes, yes, as a matter of fact. i'm going to say, this is -- a person that i'm certain you know. >> okay. >> jimmy: and i'm not going to say much more other than that, because i do want it to be kind of a surprise. >> okay. >> jimmy: do you think you will be able to muster the filth from within to come up with -- >> i think we're going to have to give it a whirl. >> jimmy: you're going to have to. you're competitive? >> i'm not very competitive, but i will become right now. >> jimmy: okay. you're not competitive? [ cheers and applause ] >> i get -- i get tense.
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i don't want anybody -- people -- have you been to game nights at people's houses. >> jimmy: i hate that stuff. >> i'm like, absolutely, guys, this is a game. stop getting so mad. i'm leaving, i'm going home feeling shame. total shame and embarrassment. >> jimmy: you don't like that sort of stuff. i don't like that, either. i feel like it interrupts my talking. i like to talk to people. >> true. when we people poker, we played for five $20 buy-ins. that was sweet. >> jimmy: that's right. i lost $10,000 that night. >> long night. long night. >> jimmy: we're going to -- >> let's do this. >> jimmy: take a break. we have to take a break. we have to get everything set. we're going to have a whole thing. when we come bang, i shouck, i mention, "horrible bosses 2" opens wednesday. and when we come back, jennifer aniston against a very special mystery competitor in celebrity curse-off.
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we'll be right back. wait, where is everybody? randy: oh they're all at old navy. amy: but i need my audience!! randy: i know, but someone is going to win a million dollars on thanksgiving. amy: that's crazy! randy: they're crazy. amy: but this is my second to last farewell tour. randy: oh i know that, but thursday and friday, the entire store is 50% off. amy: well i wanna go, do you wanna come with? randy: uhh ya. amy: i don't like to be alone. randy: uhh, the doors open at 4pm. amy: do you have a car? randy: it's my mom's. amy: come with me. randy: yea! amy: who do you love more, me or your mother? randy: you.
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>> jimmy: welcome back. if you are familiar with our show, you know that we are known for bleeping and blurring things unnecessarily. but tonight, the bleeping will be necessary. it will be quite necessary. if you are faint of heart, i'd like you to ask you to cover your years. because it's time once again for america's most foul-mouthed competition. celebrity curse-off.
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our first contestant is an actor and film producer. her new movie "horrible bosses 2" opening on wednesday. please welcome jennifer aniston! [ cheers and applause ] facing off against jennifer tonight, a surprise competitor. they worked together once. at one time, people would even consider them to be friends. she has a new show now called "the comeback," which airs sunday nights on hbo. say hello to lisa kudrow! [ cheers and applause ] you can see the -- the affection bubbling over. ladies, the rules are simple. each one of you will have five seconds to come up with a curse word. it has to be an original curse -- you can only use each word once. you can't repeat it.
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>> what? >> oh, if i saw a thing, she can't say it? >> jimmy: you can do a variation of it. but if she were to say the f-word, you may not say the f-word right back or we could be here forever. >> hyphen it. >> jimmy: that's accepted. >> okay. this is going all night. >> jimmy: i will be the judge in determining if the word is, in fact, a curse. >> oh. >> jimmy: which it must be. and my decisions are final. correct, guillermo? >> yes, jimmy. >> oh, guillermo. >> jimmy: we're going to go back and forth until somebody fails to deliver a curse word. when you say your word, hit this bottom and the clock will reset. ready to begin? >> very exciting. >> jimmy: i'm going to -- here we go. >> this is like family feud. >> jimmy: heads or tails? >> tails. >> jimmy: it's heads. jennifer, do you want to begin -- >> well, i -- >> jimmy: or go second. >> i'll begin. >> jimmy: okay, all right. all right. are we ready? five seconds on the clock. jennifer, your first curse word is?
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>> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: we're off to a very strong start. lisa? >> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: jennifer. >> [ bleep ]. >> [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> you did say that all the time. >> jimmy: you guys are chitchatting. >> okay, okay, [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: what? i'm going to have to take your word for it on that one. >> that's fine. [ bleep ]. >> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: strong. >> [ bleep ]. >> yeah. oh. >> jimmy: a phrase, but acceptable.
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oh, inherently not dirty but the sub text, filthy. >> oh, but it's mean, right? >> jimmy: yes, back to you. >> you call someone a [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: oh, a classic. >> what was it? >> [ bleep ]. >> i have a teenage son. >> i know. he's a teenager. okay. ah -- ah -- [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: oh. >> wow. >> jimmy: lisa? we know who you are. it's okay. >> you know who i am. thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: there you go. >> that gave me time. >> jimmy: it's your turn. >> it got suspended? >> jimmy: what? yeah, go ahead, yes. your turn.
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>> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: okay. jennifer? >> [ bleep ]. >> oh. >> [ bleep ]. >> i'm sorry. i don't like it. >> i know. it's horrible. [ bleep ] sandwich. >> jimmy: lisa? >> um -- >> get french on us. >> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: i'll take your word for that one. i don't know what that means. >> i don't, either. >> french? >> jimmy: the french girls are blushing and excited. yes. jennifer, back to you. can i get a ruling on that? have we had that one? >> i think we have. >> jimmy: we have not. lisa, back to you. >> oh, i -- snap pants.
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>> jimmy: snap pants? i'm sorry, but that is not a curse. snap pants -- can we go to the standards and practices? snap pants is not bleepable. not a curse. lisa, i'm sorry, but jennifer aniston is the winner. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations. don't be scared. and there is your prize. soap on a rope. thank you for playing. jennifer aniston, lisa kudrow. we'll be right back with ken jeong. ♪ it's a marshmallow world in the winter ♪
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