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and i would take it all back ♪ and bridges burn and just like that ♪ ♪ now i'm crawling yeah i'm out of my head ♪ down on my knees i thought
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[ cheers and applause ] hey, "jimmy fallon" is coming [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are --
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and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody! welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome. we're going to have fun tonight. [ cheers and applause ] it's going to be good. it's going to be a fun show. hey, this is cool, you guys. last night, president obama had dinner with a u.s. postal worker who won a contest to meet him. and the mailman was like, "wow, someone who takes longer to deliver than i do." [ laughter and applause ] it was a long meal.
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every time obama tried to pass the salt, it got rejected by republicans. it was just weird. it was like -- [ laughter ] did you hear guys hear about this? two lawmakers in new york have proposed a bill that would make it a felony to sell fake maple syrup and label it as the real thing. [ light laughter ] or as one confused occupy wall street protester put it, "we did it! what?" [ laughter ] "i thought that we were -- oh. i thought that was the whole -- it's not about maple syrup?" [ laughter ] no, no. [ cheers and applause ] i saw someone else do that. >> steve: yeah. what? >> jimmy: hey, some election news here. michele bachmann's campaign is giving a new jacket to supporters who donate $75. yeah, and in honor of bachmann's poll numbers, they're 100% down. [ laughter and applause ] ♪
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>> steve: ladies and gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen -- >> jimmy: no. [ light laughter ] this is crazy, guys. the east coast is preparing for a snowstorm this weekend. [ audience boos ] right before halloween, which explains the popular costume -- slutty eskimo. [ laughter ] that's what -- >> steve: that's good. >> jimmy: listen to this, you guys. two brothers in ohio are apparently running against each other for mayor. yeah, their attack ads are pretty weird. it's le, "my opponent says he's fiscally responsible, but did you know he once traded a barry bonds rookie card for just two packs of gushers?" [ laughter ] "vote bryan, not jason. jason wets the bed." [ laughter ] [ scattered applause ] check this out, you guys. i heard that verizon's "can you hear me now?" guy just came out of the closet. [ laughter ] it's true. it was kind of weird when
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2,000 extras immediately came out of the closet behind him. i mean, that's -- [ laughter ] that's more of a story than -- that's more of a headline. >> steve: you'd think they'd lead with that. >> jimmy: some business news, there were reports that google and microsoft are competing with each other to buy yahoo!. yeah. even yahoo! was like, "they are?" [ laughter ] did you see this? because of a mold problem in one of the dorms, a college in maryland will move its students to a cruise ship. [ light laughter ] it's a lot of fun until sunday morning when have you to do the backstroke of shame. [ laughter ] [ applause ] no, no, no. it's not worth it. it's not worth it. save it. save your energy. >> steve: my fault. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: for this one. save it for this one. >> steve: oh, yeah, this is a joke. this is a great joke. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: probably the funniest joke i've ever heard. go ahead. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now you set it up too high. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: you set it up too high. >> steve: oh, this is a awful joke. this joke is awful. >> jimmy: no, now you're just
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putting it too low. you guys -- [ laughter ] i just saw this. [ light laughter ] there's a movie theater in new york that's now serving alcohol. [ cheers and applause ] or, in other words, there's finally a way to see lindsay lohan at the movies again. [ laughter ] oh, we have a great show tonight! give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ah, freak out le freak, c'est chic freak out aw, freak out ♪ ♪ le freak, c'est chic freak out aw, freak out le freak, c'est chic ♪ ♪ freak out aw, freak out le freak, c'est chic ♪ ♪ freak out aw, freak out ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is music legend
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nile rodgers sitting in with the roots tonight! [ cheers and applause ] "le freak." "le freak." here's his new book -- nile's new book, "le freak," which has some amazing stories about his band, chic, and about working with bowie and diana ross and duran duran. i mean, this is all -- i mean, come on, it's super fun. [ light laughter ] thank you so much for being here. i really -- we're honored to have you here. thanks so much, buddy. >> thank you. it's great to be here. >> jimmy: you're awesome. [ cheers and applause ] nile rodgers. he's a good man. we got a huge show tonight. it's always a blast when this guy comes around. justin timberlake is back on the show! [ cheers and applause ] that guy -- pretty talented guy. what are you going to say about him? everyone loves that guy. >> steve: crowd loves him. >> jimmy: also, we have michael pena here. very funny guy. [ cheers and applause ] he's great in that new movie, "tower heist." again, he's -- oh, and we love her so much. great music from the one and only kelly clarkson on the show! [ cheers and applause ] may as well go home. it's too good of a show! yes!
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her 18th anniversary show, you guys. so happy to be around for 18 years. so good. [ light laughter ] that's not true. >> steve: no. >> jimmy: it's only been about two and a half years. >> steve: almost. >> jimmy: not even? >> steve: i don't know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey, guys, you know what today is? >> steve: what? >> jimmy: it's friday. [ cheers and applause ] got to get down. >> steve: i love friday. >> jimmy: that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. i check my inbox. i return some e-mails and, of course, send out thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] running a bit behind. i was wondering, do you guys mind? can i write out some thank you notes right now? do you mind? is that cool? [ cheers and applause ] i love you guys. james, can i get some thank you writing note music, please? ♪ [ laughter ] [ laughter ] the camera is still on you. [ laughter ]
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what is his problem? >> steve: sustain. >> jimmy: i don't know what his problem is. >> steve: he's got the sustain pedal on his -- [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, gift cards, for basically saying, "i could have just given you this money, but i wanted to have final say over where you spent it." [ laughter and applause ] i win. i win. >> steve: i'm the star. >> jimmy: your birthday is my birthday, get it? [ light laughter ] >> steve: i'll tell you where to spend that. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, president obama, for revealing your new jobs bill slogan, "we can't wait." and thank you, congress, for responding with obama's original slogan, "yes, we can." [ laughter and applause ] ♪ [ laughter ] thank you, trick or treating, or
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as i like to call you, adorable begging. [ laughter and applause ] "want some food?" ♪ thank you, rumors that google is planning to buy yahoo!, which sounds like a good idea until you hear their new jingle. ♪ gagooo [ laughter and applause ] i don't know. >> steve: that's the new jingle. ♪ gagooo you will eat at red lobster. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: birthday card. you are going to red lobster on your birthday. happy birthday. [ light laughter ] [ laughter ] it's like you're mad at me. >> steve: i'm not mad this is your birthday. >> jimmy: you're going to starbucks. [ light laughter ] you want to go to starbucks. i'll get you a starbucks card. [ laughter ] you sound like you're really mad at me. >> steve: you threw that at me
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like it was a lit cigarette. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, co-workers lunch, for always smelling either way better than my lunch or so bad i can't enjoy my lunch. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ thank you, hanger bumps on my sweaters -- [ laughter ] -- for giving me shoulder nipples. [ laughter and applause ] hate those. i always do it. ♪ thank you, the jolly green giant, for being the hulk's vegetarian cousin. [ laughter and applause ] ho, ho, ho.
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little green frog. [ light laughter ] he didn't really take off, that character. the little green frog? >> steve: no. that did not, no. >> jimmy: no. how much money of yours did you invest in that? >> steve: uh, i think it was only, like, $14 million. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: so sorry -- so sorry to hear that. >> steve: everything i had. sold my houses. all 50 of them. >> jimmy: why did you, at one point, own 50 houses? >> steve: well, you know what? >> jimmy: these aren't real because it's a game of monopoly. >> steve: yeah, it was a game of monopoly. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you had 50 houses. >> steve: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you sold them. >> steve: sold them. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: for a bunch of fake money. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: and then you invested that money. >> steve: i talked to the people at bbdo and said, "why don't you come up with a character called little green sprout?" i dare you. >> jimmy: you went to bbdo, the advertising firm? >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] they handled the -- >> jimmy: there was, like, three people that got that joke. [ laughter ] such a good -- bbdo. so good. ♪ in the land of the jolly green giant got a friend called the little green ♪ [ laughter ] >> steve: "hey, giant!" "what's up, sprout?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he never said, "what's up, sprout?" >> steve: well, he might have.
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>> jimmy: whatever. >> steve: he should have. if he would have, everybody would know him. [ light laughter ] ♪ thank you, subscription cards that fall out of magazines, for allowing me to read and litter at the same time. [ laughter and applause ] i appreciate that. that's -- [ applause ] ♪ thank you, good and plenty candies. or as i like to call you, prescription licorice. [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, air mattresses, for being the least creepy thing that you can blow up and lie on top of. [ laughter ] there you have it. those are my thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with more "late night," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to "late night," everybody. our first guest tonight is a good friend of the show. he -- oh, screw it. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i'm the king of rock rock, rock there is none higher higher, higher ♪ ♪ sucker mc's should call me sire sire, sire to burn my kingdom ♪ ♪ you must use fire fire, fire i won't stop rockin' till i retire ♪ ♪ ♪ don't call it a comeback i been here for years rocking my peers putting suckers in fear ♪ ♪ okay, here's the situation my parents went away on a week's vacation and they left the keys ♪ ♪ to the brand new porsche would they mind hmmmm
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well, of course not de la soul ♪ ♪ is from the soul and in fact i can't deny when it comes to being de la it's just me, myself and i ♪ ♪ supersonic i'm always rapping always clapping ♪ ♪ everybody say i'm happy if you try and hang with me should've finding true to see i'm always rocking ♪ ♪ never stopping devastatin' rapping lady when i'm on the microphone i sing ♪ ♪ to all these imitators ♪ yeah that's it that was it ♪ ♪ oh, my god becky look at her butt i like big butts and i can not lie ♪ ♪ you other brothers can't deny that when a girl walks in with an ♪ ♪ itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get ♪ ♪ this here's a jam for all the fellas tryin' to do what those ladies tell us ♪ ♪ get shot down 'cause you're over zealous play hard to get females get jealous ♪ ♪ if you want it then you got it if you want it then baby you got it ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i came to get down!
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>> no, i came to get down. ♪ and get off your feet and jump around ♪ ♪ jump around, jump around jump up, jump up and get down drunk as hell but no throwing up ♪ ♪ half way home and my pager's still blowing up ♪ >> oh, i'm sorry. wait. did have you just say you didn't to use your ak? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i didn't -- i didn't have to use it, did i? [ laughter and applause ] >> no. you don't have an ak, do you, jimmy? >> jimmy: no, i don't. [ light laughter ] ♪ got to say it was a good day ♪ ♪ power and the money money and the power minute after minute hour after hour ♪ ♪ been spending most our lives living
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in a gangstas paradise strumming my pain ♪ ♪ with his fingers one time singing my life with his words ♪ ♪ two times listen all of y'all it's a sabotage listen all of y'all ♪ ♪ it's a sabotage listen all of y'all it's a sabotage listen all of y'all ♪ ♪ it's a sabotage i'm a hustler baby i just want you to know ♪ ♪ it ain't where i been it ain't where i been but where i'm 'bout to go ♪ ♪ top of the world hey i'm sorry ms. jackson i am for real never meant to make ♪ ♪ your daughter cry i apologize a billion times when the pimp's in the crib ma ♪ ♪ drop it like it's hot drop it like it's hot drop it like it's hot when them pigs try ♪ ♪ to get at you park it like it's hot park it like it's hot park it like it's hot ♪ ♪ harder better faster stronger now now that that don't kill me ♪ ♪ can only make me stronger
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>> jimmy: justin timberlake and the roots. nile rodgers. more with justin timberlake after the break. stick around, y'all. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ look what denny's left for my dad, santa! christmas cookie pancakes. milk & cookies shake.
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♪ [ male announcer ] the stella artois chalice celebrates the beer. ♪ and now the can... celebrates the chalice. the stella artois chalice can. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. we are back. hand hug. hand hug. >> hand hug. hand hug slowly. >> jimmy: no, i don't go that. that's, like, a make out. >> oh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i go -- >> here? >> jimmy: other hand. other hand. >> okay. >> jimmy: straight up, up and down, and then, thumbs only. what's up?
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[ laughter ] hand hug. >> that was a heterosexual hand hug. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. it was borderline. >> hey, everybody. >> jimmy: hey. [ cheers and applause ] this is the one and only guy right here. we are back with the one and only mr. justin timberlake who has a -- [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: he has new movie opposite amanda zeyfried -- seyfried -- >> syfrid. seyfrid. >> jimmy: seyfried. zigzag. >> amanda zegfrid. >> jimmy: zyfrin. [ light laughter ] [ speaking nonsense ] >> we're in a movie. it's called -- >> jimmy: he's in a new movie. it's called "in time." >> "in time." >> jimmy: no, it's called "in time." this is a big new action film for justin timberlake. >> that's me. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> you talked to me like i wasn't here. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but that's cool. i like this. hey -- you're laughing. why do we go -- >> and for the record, that's the trilogy -- we know you guys liked the first one the best. [ laughter ] you made your voices heard -- >> jimmy: "the history of hip hop." >> but -- yeah. we felt like it was -- >> jimmy: "the history of rap." we had to do a trilogy. we ought to do a trilogy.
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[ cheers and applause ] i prefer to do -- [ applause ] uh, when we turned into -- in "bust a move," we turned into michael jackson. >> we turned into michael jackson all of a sudden. i don't know why. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: he was not on that song at all. >> no, that was not -- [ as michael jackson ] ♪ if you want it then you got it ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ first you want it then you've got it ♪ ♪ but you got to make your mind up you got you make your mind up ♪ ♪ you want it you want it you want it you want it ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> so when i was a kid, i mean, i thought that he was saying, "i'm going to say it one more time, i'm not going to stop." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that makes sense. >> but, i mean, that makes sense, right? ♪ i'm going to say it one more time i'm not going to stop ♪ ♪ i'm going to say it one more time i'm not going to stop ♪ >> jimmy: which would again -- that makes sense for why -- he wouldn't stop. i didn't think about it. [ laughter ] >> that makes sense for why he
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repeated it 1,000 times in the song. and then, when i grew up and became halfway an adult -- >> jimmy: you said, yeah. >> i found out he was actually just saying, "ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa." >> jimmy: yeah, and does that -- is that -- >> i don't know. what does that -- what does that mean? does anyone know what that means? >> jimmy: i don't know. does anyone know what that means? no, okay. >> swahili? >> jimmy: swahili? >> swahili. >> then, i definitely -- >> jimmy: yeah, interesting. i definitely don't know what that is. no, no, no. [ laughter ] well, they -- lionel richie did something, too, and was it "all night long"? >> for all the good work that you do for the world, you still just showed a massive cultural difference. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was awesome. what? >> i mean, it was like, "swahili." [ laughter ] then, you were like, "well, i don't know what that is." [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] [ cheers and applause ] [ as michael jackson ] ♪ you want it you got it you know it you got it babe ♪ ♪ what you gonna do once you get it ♪ ♪
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♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that song never came out. ♪ i got it gonna give it to you for your birthday ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ it's a card with gift cards it's a card with gift cards ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're making me sweat. you're making me work too hard. ♪ ♪ that's all the money i gave you you can only get a grande ♪ [ laughter and applause ] ♪ not enough for a venti [ cheers ] >> oh, man. we have literally wasted america's time. >> jimmy: no, they -- [ cheers and applause ]
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>> if you're watching the show right now, you just got dumber by osmosis. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no. they learned a lot of stuff. i mean, who knew it was swahili? right? i mean, that's -- >> i didn't know. you're the smartest guy here. >> jimmy: yeah. >> how you know? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: you always do these nice charities for things for shriners hospitals. you do golf tournaments. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i was looking at the lineup here. earth wind & fire, commodores, color me badd, sugar hill gang? >> sugar hill gang. >> jimmy: really? >> yep. they came out and did -- >> jimmy: hip hop the hippity? >> yes, they did. >> jimmy: they did it? >> they did "apache." >> jimmy: oh -- ♪ ♪ jump on it >> remember? [ clapping rhythmically ] >> jimmy: yeah, they like that. yeah, yeah. >> i'm pretty sure nile produced every single act on the show. >> jimmy: i know, yeah. nile, do you work with everybody on this thing? >> half of them, yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, sister sledge. >> sister sledge, right? >> sister sledge -- >> yep. you did "we are family," right?
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>> that's right. >> jimmy: "we are family." >> i mean, this guy -- come on. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: as somebody who does these charity things, i know you're a good golfer. you're a -- >> decent. decent. >> jimmy: you're actually very good. what other celebs are good? i've been to a couple of these things, but i'm just a comedian. i'm a clown. >> michael pena is on the show today. he's a very good golfer. >> jimmy: is he really? >> we have played golf a couple of times in l.a. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah, we were just talking about it before the show. >> jimmy: how was -- >> really not going anywhere interesting. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, that's all right. >> but we were talking about it. >> jimmy: i'll get us back. [ light laughter ] no, who else -- how's vanilla ice's handicap? how's that dude? >> oh, he didn't play in the tournament. >> jimmy: no. >> no. [ laughter ] yep. [ as michael jackson ] ♪ didn't play in the tournament let's talk about your movie ♪ >> jimmy: let's talk about your movie, "in time." [ laughter ] "in time."
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>> "in time." >> jimmy: now, here's the way this movie works, if i got it straight. everyone's got this clock on their arm. >> right. on their forearm. >> jimmy: yeah, on their left arm. and it basically says, "time runs out. after 25-years-old, you die." unless you buy more time. [ in british accents ] >> in a nut shell -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> -- that's it. [ light laughter ] but what -- >> jimmy: but if you go to, like, the bank -- you try to rob a bank. [ laughter ] >> all right. >> jimmy: rob a bank. >> i don't do that. >> jimmy: yeah, you do. [ laughter ] well, just do it. >> i don't do it. >> jimmy: well, do it! >> i don't want to do it. >> jimmy: well, try to do it. well, it's what -- >> i don't wanna. >> jimmy: now, what do people do? now, what do -- [ speaking normally ] in the movie, you and amanda seyfried -- >> yes. >> jimmy: -- try to -- try to get more time. [ laughter ] yeah? that's it, right? >> that's it. >> jimmy: yeah, but i -- [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] i set it up. i set it up perfectly. action movie. >> so -- so, basically, the
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whole premise of the film -- andrew niccol wrote the film, directed the film. he did "gattaca." he wrote "the truman show." and it kind of follows along that same sort of cerebral, kind of dystopian, weird, fantastical -- how much more descriptives can i use? >> jimmy: yeah, i mean, that's more letters than scrabble gives you. yeah. [ laughter ] >> no, but it's basically we physically stop aging at 25. we mentally keep aging, but we figured how to stop the aging gene, and what's happened is that risks overpopulation, so the government came up with this system where, when you turn 25, you have a year of time. but there's no more money. time is money. you hear that saying all the time. [ light laughter ] i tell you, i did this movie and i didn't realize how much you reference time actually every day. >> jimmy: yeah. >> little sidebar. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it's almost like when you're on a diet and you just see more ads for burgers and stuff that you never saw. you go, "i didn't realize how many ads for hamburgers there are." >> i don't know what that's -- >> jimmy: yeah, sorry. you have no problem. [ laughter ] normal people have to lose weight, justin.
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they're not perfect like you are, man. [ laughter ] i'm fat, justin, okay! i'm not perfect. [ applause ] >> i love you! [ laughter ] [ audience aws ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ but i want to -- it's a cool -- >> and if you run out of time, you die. >> jimmy: yeah. basically. but, man, you've had success in movies. i mean, the last three movies you've done have been major hits. you had "bad teacher." you had "social network." yeah, i cut it in half. saves me time. >> i like that. >> jimmy: social net. >> i like the -- >> jimmy: you like my stizzle? >> i like your steeze. >> jimmy: you like steeze's style? >> steeze, styze, stizzle. >> jimmy: yeah? i like your -- >> i like your -- >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] i got you. i know what you mean. i mean, yeah. they are huge movies, so this is going to be another. but, now, it's a different type of movie. it's an action movie.
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>> this was basically every boyhood fantasy i've ever had put in the same movie. just shooting guns and kicking ass and -- >> jimmy: blowing things up. >> and you know. i blow it up. [ laughter ] [ as arnold schwarzenegger ] i'm turning into schwarzenegger. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know what you are doing now. >> it was a transition. >> jimmy: no, wait, no. >> now, i move on. >> jimmy: i've never been with a transition before. that is rumor. [ laughter ] >> that is a transition. >> jimmy: that's a rumor that is happened. >> it's fantastic. >> jimmy: this show is fantastical. >> it's fantastic. >> jimmy: yes, uh -- [ speaking normally ] i want to show everyone a clip. [ light laughter ] of justin timberlake. this movie is out right now. [ cheers and applause ] >> what is this clip? what are we showing? >> jimmy: it's a lot of fun times. justin timberlake in "in time" out right now. check it out. [ screams ] [ laser noises ]
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>> you're going to kill us. please just let me out. ah! [ tires squeal ] what are you doing? do you even know how to drive? >> what's there to know? >> ah! [ truck honks ] [ tires squeal ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah! woo! that was it. don't miss justin timberlake's big new movie, "in time." right now, go see it. michael pena joins us next. he's hanging out in the bud light lime green room. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you know why they call it black friday?
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a very talented actor who stars alongside eddie murphy and ben stiller in his new film, "tower heist," which is in theaters november 4th. please welcome michael pena, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> the roots. on fire. >> jimmy: there they are. there they are. michael pena. >> on the jimmy fallon show. >> jimmy: i'm so happy that you're here. i'm a huge fan. i got to say "30 minutes or less", you killed it in that movie. >> timberlake: he meant that. >> did he? >> timberlake: yeah, he meant that. >> he was like, "i love your movie, man." >> timberlake: no, he gave me a look like, "did he mean that?" >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. no, i did. i was like, "because i don't believe him." [ laughter ] because i don't. so i looked to dustin. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: justin. >> justin. >> timberlake: it's fine. it's fine. [ light laughter ] jason. jason. >> justin. >> actually, i used to do that when i was 19, like, you know, trying to get into clubs in l.a. i'm like, "dude, i'm with hal pacino and sal kilmer, bro. come on, let me in." >> sal kilmer. >> jimmy: hal pacino. >> hal pacino. >> jimmy: that's pretty good. >> i'm with justin hoffman, bro. come on. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: justin hoffman. yeah, yeah, yeah. you play this character in "30 minutes or less." >> yeah. >> jimmy: if you guys haven't
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seen this, it's super duper funny. >> god, it got really quiet. [ cheers ] i guess they didn't see the movie. >> jimmy: yeah, they saw it. they saw it. but where did you find that character? i'm intrigued by it 'cause it was like -- i thought that was just the way you are. [ laughter ] i was, like, this guy is unbelievable. >> yeah -- no, i'm not like that. >> jimmy: no, not at all. >> no, the character that i play is like an assassin. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, i didn't think you were an assassin. i didn't think that you were an assassin. >> a little bit. >> jimmy: no, not a little bit. >> i don't kill for people, bro. no, but -- every time i play a role, it's always like -- you know, i always base it on somebody. and there was this local drug dealer from my old neighborhood. and he pretty much does everything wrong as a drug dealer. like, he's constantly high. he's constantly broke. [ light laughter ] and, you know, he takes the bus. and i was, like, you know -- i was almost going to say his name, but he's probably in jail right now. [ laughter ]
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i'm like, "yo, buddy, what's up, man?" he's like, "i got a dui, dog." [ laughter ] how is that going to happen? and i asked him. i was like, "yo, what happened?" he's like, "well, you know, he came up to me and stuff, and he was like -- you know, the police officer was like, "yo, let me see." and he's like, "dog, you got too many questions fast. yo, i'm drunk." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm drunk. >> he's like, "hey dog, don't check the trunk." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he told that to the cop. yeah. >> yeah, and i was like that's probably not -- >> jimmy: that's not a good idea, yeah. you should spin off that guy and do his own movie 'cause that was one of the funniest things. >> yeah, the first time i met him, i'm like, "what did you do this weekend?" he's like, "i went to jail, dog." [ laughter ] like, who does that for the weekend? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "i went to jail, dog." >> he made it sound like disneyland. >> timberlake: yeah, i went to disneyland. >> jimmy: exactly, yeah. "i went to jail, dog." [ light laughter ] "tower heist." eddie murphy, ben stiller, matthew broderick.
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it's killer, man. it's super funny movie. >> casey affleck. >> jimmy: casey affleck. i don't want to name everybody in the movie. there's a lot. >> tea leoni. >> jimmy: tea leoni. there's a lot of people in the movie. >> gabby -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. and i love -- [ light laughter ] >> how do you say her last name? >> jimmy: gabourey sidibe. >> gadourey sidibide. >> jimmy: no, gabourey sidibe. >> i call her gabby. [ laughter ] i just cut to the chase. >> jimmy: smart. >> i'm going to call her gabby. >> jimmy: smart man. that means -- heavy hitters in that movie, and gosh, you hold your own. you're great. you're super funny in this movie. >> uh -- i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the movie is about -- >> i just looked this way and you're like, "yes!" >> jimmy: the movie is about, like, a bernie madoff guy played by alan alda, and he rips these people off. and you guys want to get the money back -- almost like a robin hood thing -- and give the money back to the people who got ripped off. >> exactly. and my guy just -- he was -- you know, he was a new employee at the towers and he just -- >> jimmy: who did you base this character on? if you base your people on everybody? >> well, i did this movie called "the world trade center" before, and i, you know, i was doing a lot of research, and i would get my coffee at this one place, you know, every morning.
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and he was literally the worst guy to do customer service. [ light laughter ] you know, he's the kind of guy that laughs at his own jokes. and, you know, like, i would walk in and i would have to wait for him to finish his joke, and he's like, "yo, then i sit down and i said, 'your mother.'" [ laughter ] you know what i'm saying? 'cause i said it twice." [ laughter ] i'm like, "who does that?" come on. i'm, like, i got to play this guy in a movie somewhere. so, you get to see a couple of the -- [ laughter ] he's so impressed with himself. he just loves it. he just loves it. >> jimmy: oh, my god. michael pena, talented guy. we have a clip of michael pena in "tower heist." take a look at this guy. >> the main electrical room. you can override the elevators from here. shut them down completely. >> mr. dev'reaux, who took some courses at devry technical institute, is going to be our point man on this. >> online. >> what? >> i went there to go get my masters in electronics, but somebody said, "you got to go to college first." i was like, "yeah, wasn't in the brochure." [ light laughter ] >> okay, but you --
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you understand what -- >> absolutely. i weld stuff, and i'm, like, you flip it on and off. it's all about power. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: michael pena. "tower heist" is in theaters november 4th. kelly clarkson performs next. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i wouldn't do that. get married? no, i wouldn't use that single miles credit card. nice ring. knock it off. ignore him. with the capital one venture card you earn... double miles on every purchase. [ sharon ] 3d is so real larry. i'm right here larry. if you're not earning double miles... you're settling for half. really? a plaid tie? what, are we in prep school? [ male announcer ] get the venture card at and earn double miles on every purchase every day. what's in your wallet? i was gonna say that. uh huh...
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! our next guest -- oh, we love her so much. she's a grammy-winning singer who just released a new album called "stronger." crazy good reviews on this record. performing her hit single "mr. know it all," please welcome kelly clarkson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ mr. know it all well ya think you know it all but ya don't know a thing at all ain't it ♪ ♪ ain't it something y'all when somebody tells you something 'bout you think that they know you ♪ ♪ more than you do so you take it down another pill to swallow ♪ ♪ mr. bring me down well ya ya like to bring me down don't you ♪ ♪ but i ain't laying down baby
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i ain't goin' down can't nobody tell me ♪ ♪ how it's gonna be nobody's gonna make a fool out of me baby ♪ ♪ you should know that i lead not follow ♪ ♪ oh you think that you know me, know me that's why i'm leaving you lonely, lonely ♪ ♪ 'cause baby you don't know a thing about me you don't know a thing about me ♪ ♪ you ain't got the right to tell me when and where to go no right to tell me ♪ ♪ acting like you own me lately yeah baby you don't know a thing about me ♪ ♪ you don't know a thing about me ♪ ♪ mr. play your games only got yourself to blame when you want me back again but i ain't falling ♪ ♪ back again
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'cause i'm living my truth without your lies let's be clear baby ♪ ♪ this is goodbye i ain't coming back tomorrow ♪ ♪ oh you think that you know me, know me ♪ that's why i'm leaving you lonely, lonely ♪ ♪ 'cause baby you don't know a thing about me you don't know a thing about me ♪ ♪ you ain't got the right to tell me when and where to go no right to tell me ♪ ♪ acting like you own me lately yeah baby you don't know a thing about me ♪ ♪ you don't know a thing about me ♪ ♪ so what you've got the world at your feet and you know everything ♪ ♪ about everything
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but you don't you still think i'm coming back but baby you'll see ♪ ♪ yeah oh you think that you know me, know me ♪ ♪ that's why i'm leaving you lonely, lonely ♪ ♪ 'cause baby you don't know a thing about me you don't know a thing about me ♪ ♪ you ain't got the right to tell me when and where to go no right to tell me ♪ ♪ acting like you own me lately yeah baby you don't know a thing about me ♪ ♪ you don't know a thing about me mr. know it all well ya ya think you know it all ♪ ♪ but ya don't know a thing at all you don't know a thing
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about me ♪ ♪ you don't know a thing about me ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was fantastic. you look gorgeous. kelly clarkson, everybody. check out her new album, "stronger." we will be right back, everybody. come on back.
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>> jimmy: my thanks to justin timberlake, michael pena, kelly clarkson, nile rodgers. and the greatest band in the history of late night, the roots right there, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for my man carson daly. thanks for watching. have a great weekend. hope to see you next week. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪


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