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ey save you tons of green. still nothing? that's okay. just go to for the answer. on this airline, everybody wins. sfx: clap, clap, ding [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- david spade. mrs. laura bush and jenna bush hager.
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musical guest tegan and sara. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 468. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. hello. thank you very much. thank you very much! [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about. >> steve: that's a crowd. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about right there. hot crowd. hot crowd. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "the tonight show." oh, it's going to be fun. here's what people are talking about, everybody.
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show "family guy" after it recently made fun of trump. [ light laughter ] i see both sides of the issue. on one hand, it's just a a cartoon. but that cartoon could be president of the united states. so, i mean, they should be -- [ applause ] but now that trump is the only one left on the republican side, he's starting to set his sights on hillary clinton. but hillary dismissed trump's attacks, especially on her personal life saying he's using a playbook from the '90s. [ light laughter ] which backfired when americans were like, "oh, my god, we love the '90s." [ cheers and applause ] "full house." "urkel." did i do that? i love it. speaking of hillary, yesterday the state department said that it can't find any e-mails belonging to hillary clinton's senior technology staffers from when clinton was secretary of state. then hillary said, "you won't find that staffer either."
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bring the car around, buddy. for more news out of washington, they finally got something done and passed a a bill, that's right. [ light laughter ] yesterday, president obama signed a law that makes the bison the official mammal of the united states. [ applause ] after hearing the news, american buffalo said, "yes. [ light laughter ] wait, are we bison? [ laughter and applause ] we are bison, right? is that right? we look like that." people are really excited about this. a team of scientists at m.i.t. have developed a new cream that tightens skin and provides a a temporary facelift. it really makes people look younger. look at what it did for bernie sanders. [ light laughter ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: that's unbelievable. that's unbelievable. [ laughter and applause ] that's unbelievable. >> steve: unbelievable. >> jimmy: yeah, unbelievable. >> steve: i don't believe it. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: unbelile
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>> steve: yeah, you got to believe it. >> jimmy: i saw that snapchat ran into a little trouble recently. hear about this? they actually had to apologize to a russian artist after they used some of his artwork for one of their filters without asking permission. the artist said the whole ordeal made him so upset, very upset, he was up all night puking rainbows. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] new research finds that re-tweeting and sharing posts can create cognitive overload and can make you forget what you read. not only that, new research finds that re-tweeting and sharing posts can create cognitive overload and make you forget what you read. [ laughter and applause ] think about it. you guys know periscope? familiar with that? it's that streaming app you can use to publish videos. they're now testing out a a feature that will let you save your broadcast instead of having them disappear after 24 hours. yeah, it's called youtube. [ laughter and
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try it. kind of cool. a little business news here. i read that jcpenney is trying to cut expenses by reducing employee's hours. when asked when the changes will go into effect, the company's ceo was just a a mannequin in a suit. [ laughter and applause ] they're cutting back starting today. this made me laugh. an opera singer in antarctica performed for some penguins -- [ laughter ] performed for some penguins this week. but i don't think the penguins were too impressed. take a look at this. ♪ >> oh, wait. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: opera sucks!
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you think they'd love opera since they're all wearing tuxedos. [ light laughter ] this is going viral here, you guys. someone in scotland staked out what they thought was a perfect spot to film a building that was getting demolished this week. yeah. things didn't go exactly as planned. check this out. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: you've got to be kidding. cool bus. you don't get to see that everyday. [ light laughter ] glad they got that bus on film. >> jimmy: hey, guys, here's a a local story. new york's city council recently voted to charge people 5 cents per plastic bag. yeah, that's right. soon, new yorkers can pay 5 cents for a plastic bag or just
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walk outside and wait for one to blow into your face. [ laughter and applause ] oh, and finally, this is kind of awesome. yesterday, the planet mercury crossed in front of the sun. you hear of this? it hasn't happened in ten years. scientists warn that looking directly at the event could cause damage to your eyes. but nasa released some footage of what they say is safe to watch. it's pretty amazing. it happens superfast but is very cool looking. check this out. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] cool bus. we have a great show. give it up for the roots! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, roots. thank you, roots. we have a big week of shows ahead. tomorrow night, our pals
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andy cohen will be here. that's right. [ cheers and applause ] jada, andy and i are going to play a game of "famous face-off." it's a fun game. yeah, tune in for that one. then on thursday, we have drake will be here. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: love me some drake. >> jimmy: on thursday, we have drake, megyn kelly and meghan trainor. >> steve: wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: same show, double megans. >> steve: double megans. >> jimmy: different spellings. different spellings, yeah. on friday from the hit series "game of thrones," jon snow himself, kit harington will be here. or maybe not. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: maybe. >> jimmy: maybe not. he may be here, he may be not. >> steve: friday. >> jimmy: he probably will be here. but first, we have a fantastic show tonight. i just hope -- every time he's on, i lose a -- he's the funniest guy. every sentence out of him just makes you laugh. i was just laughing backstage. anyways, he's so funny. [ light laughter ] he was just saying he's bummed out because he didn't go to the "snl" after party, the 40th. >> steve: he didn't? >> jimmy: no, the one where we all had the biggest jam out and everything? he was in the show. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: we hung out with h
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we were there all day with him. >> jimmy: he just got bored running into each other so he left. [ light laughter ] he thought he was playing it cool. he missed the biggest jam session of all time. he's just complaining backstage. it's hilarious. [ laughter ] he's in the new netflix film "the do-offer" which i just love. it's him and adam sandler just being awesome. david spade is here, you guys. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i just love him. he had an awful -- i'm getting the giggles already because -- oh, whatever. he had an awful flight over. [ light laughter ] i'll let him tell you the story. it's so silly. [ light laughter ] just made me laugh. i love that guy. plus, we have a new -- this is a great children's book out there. it's called "our great big backyard." former first lady mrs. laura bush and her daughter jenna bush hager are stopping by. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> steve: yes. >> jimmy: i love this book. >> steve: it's fantastic. >> jimmy: i read, like, thousands of books a night. >> steve: thousands a night? >> jimmy: yeah, i just can't -- because kids, they just read and they want the same book every single night. >> steve: you do a thousands? >> jimmy: my babies like to read a thousand books. [ light laughter ] we start a couple days before. >> steve: right. so they just keep on going? >> jimmy: yeah. it's like a big weekend reading thing. it's like bonnaroo. >> steve: the bonnaroo of reading? >> jimmy: we have the same five books we just read all the time. but any ways, this one is fantastic. good message out there as well. and there's fun little easter eggs in there too. i wonder why -- george w. didn't do the drawings? he's a great painter now. [ light laughter ] have you seen any of his paintings? >> steve: i've seen it. i've seen a painting of a dog. >> jimmy: yeah. that's the only one? >> steve: that's all i've seen. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: the bathtub,oo. >> steve: what's that? >> jimmy: there's one where he's in a bathtub. you ever seen that one? >> steve: no. >> jimmy: it's not that. [ light laughter ] yeah, yeah, you can tell he's in a bath.
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just like a rubber ducky or something floating in the water. >> steve: yeah, a rubber ducky. cute. >> jimmy: i love -- no, it's fantastic. really talented. anyway. [ light laughter ] if you haven't seen it, you got to see it. [ light laughter ] the book is "our great back yard" right there. there you go. [ cheers and applause ] i love it. it's a good, good, good book. i read kid books all the time. we have great music. oh, yeah, tegan and sara are here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] guys, it is time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for pros and cons. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: tonight, we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of being donald trump's vice president. [ light laughter ] now, he's the presumptive republican nominee and now he's searching for a running mate. so let's take a look at the pros and cons of being donald trump's vice president. here we go. pro, you're next in line to donald trump. con, which means you're the heir to the hair. [ laughter ]
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>> steve: nice. [ applause ] yes. the heir apparent. >> jimmy: pro, getting to know your fellow cabinet members on a first-name basis. con, because their names are meatloaf and omarosa. [ light laughter ] easy to remember those. >> steve: yeah, you don't have to -- beep her monogram. >> jimmy: pro, meeting leaders from all over the world. con, having to learn how to say "sorry about him" in hundreds of different languages. [ laughter and applause ] it's kind of challenging but it's fun. rosetta stone. >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: pro, trump wants a vp that can help him with both women and hispanics. con, he's leaning towards dora the explorer. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: smart choice, very popular with kids. >> jimmy: i like boots. [ light laughter ] pro, trump could choose kasich, cruz, rubio, bush, fiorina, huckabee or carson. con, or as he calls them, loser, liar, low life, lazy, crazy, dopey and sleepy. [ light laughter ]
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[ cheers and applause ] he means well. >> steve: he means well. it's all from a place of love. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: he didn't mean it, yeah. pro, doing whatever donald trump wants, whenever he wants you to do it. con, or it's also called, being the governor of new jersey. [ light laughter ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: hey, that's not fair. [ applause ] >> steve: is that true? >> jimmy: that's not true. is that true? not true. >> steve: not true? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: pro, trump is looking for a young vp to help attract millennial voters. con, which explains his new slogan. ermahgerd. merk amerrica gert again. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: merk amerrca gert again. >> jimmy: merk amerrca gert again. >> steve: ermahgerd. >> jimmy: ermahgerd. ermahgerd. [ light laughter ] merk amerrica gert again. what would it be? dernerld trump. >> steve: dernelrd trump. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what would it be? [ light laughter ] >> steve: dernerld trump. what? [ light laughter ] >> steve: derneld trump. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> steve: derneld termp. >> jimmy: dermald tremp. >> ste:
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>> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: you bern to termp towers. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: we get the popcorn shermp? >> steve: how much you want? >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: want some popcorn shrimp? >> jimmy: no, dernerld trump. [ light laughter ] what you say? merk amerrica gert again. >> steve: merk amerrica gert again. >> jimmy: yeah, that's good. [ fart noise ] [ light laughter ] [ duck noise ] and finally, pro, giving a a two-hour speech where you talk about how great donald trump is. all the amazing things he's done and how much better he is than everyone else. con, realizing you accidentally grabbed his speech. oh, there's what happened. [ applause ] that's pros and cons. we'll be right back with more "the tonight show," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey, guys, i want to tell you all about the new bud light. i'll take a beer please. [ light laughter ] don't worry. [ glass shatters ] still the same beer. my beer, please. bye-bye. [ glass shatters ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a a very funny, very talented man starring alongside adam sandler in the new film "the do-over," which premieres on netflix friday, may 27th, memorial day weekend. please welcome our good friend, david spade! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ jimmy: national treasure >> national treasure. >> jimmy: david spade. totally good to see you, buddy. you look great, man. nice to see you. >> thank you, pal.
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>> jimmy: you flew in from los angeles? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: that's cool. >> but sometimes when you're on a plane, i get grossed out when people sneeze too much. and this happened. i know it sounds mean, but someone was going nuts behind me. like -- [ sneezing ] like the grossest. over and over. and i kept going, like, i gave them a couple of bless you, bless you. third one, shut up! [ laughter ] then i'm like -- [ ding ] because i need someone to help. i don't know. how do i stop it? it was 70 sneezes, easily. and then it's toned down for a a second, then -- [ coughing ] i go, "don't switch it up." [ laughter ] now you're not starting the clock over at one. so i know i have zika. that's not even a question. >> jimmy: no, no, no. [ laughter ] that's not true. >> how am i going to manage it and deal with it in my life and find a cure? >> jimmy: no, no, no, no. but other than that, how -- good shape, everything good? >> obviously, i'm ripped. [ laughter ]
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to go skiing. that was my big athletic maneuver. >> jimmy: that is athletic. >> skiing is pretty fun, and it was hard. and i don't know how to ski. my friends take me. they go, the best way to learn is to go to the top of the mountain. it's really the best way to ditch you, you know what i mean? because they just go. and so i get the map. and i want to go down all the green runs, you know, the easy ones. so, i map out -- first of all, i snowflake. i ski like this. i ski like i'm looking for a a contact lens, you know what i mean, i'm like this. [ laughter ] like really slow. everybody shh. >> jimmy: everybody shh right around this area. >> i start, and i go, "guys, i feel like as a group we should go together. let's go down -- bambi. right?" and they go, "no, we're going down devil's ball sack." i go, "no, no, no." [ laughter and applause ] no, that sounds like a hard one. >> jimmy: sounds hard. it sous
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the map. i go, "honestly, if we start on pop tart. [ laughter ] and then it goes into pillow town and then peek-a-boo. it's aggressive but it's not challenging, overwhelming." and they go, "nope, hitler's abortion, here we go. two by two." [ laughter and applause ] no, no, no, no, no. >> jimmy: that doesn't sound -- >> that one sounds hard. >> jimmy: let's go to pillow town. let's start there. that's the best, that's beautiful. well, here you are. you're here and you're safe and we're happy you're here. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and we're going to talk about "the do-over," your netflix film. >> yeah, of course. >> jimmy: you're in new york city. >> love new york. saw andy and katie, my brother and sister-in-law. i saw my niece, bea. i went to -- do you guys have a macy's here? >> jimmy: yes. >> went to macy's today. [ laughter ] it helps the bit. i went to macy's and, first off, sometimes, i'm not -- in l.a., you're always in your car. but people here, they see you out. i know you get a lot of selfies. the selfie is sort of, you know, i'm sort of like the "joe dirt" guy, so they rough me up a little bit. it's reall
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lock, you know what i mean? like, they come in at you a a little fast. you know, coming in hot. selfie -- i'm like, ahh! they're like, sorry. syour honor, it's over, it's over. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what happened? >> yeah. i'm finding i don't look great from eight inches away. i've seen the photos, and i'm like, hit me with a filter, pal, you know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: help me out a little bit. >> do me a solid. so i go in there. and i have to buy socks because, you know, i don't have 'em. it's boring. but they still sell them "fits sizes six to 13." that's a wide net. you know, they don't hit it like on shoes, like every size. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i'm glad they don't sell condoms like that, you know what i mean? fits sizes asian to black guy. i don't want that. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] because i know where i fall and i don't -- i'm telling you, there's nothing worse than a a droopy rubber, girls will tell you. >> jimmy: no, no. i don't know. >> it's a turnoff. i'm walking around going, i think this one's broken. there's too much ext.
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like, i never write a company, but i'm going to fire off an e-mail. >> jimmy: no, no, no. >> this is ridiculous. and loose side to side, something's wrong here. i mean, it's a dinner bell effect that you shouldn't be getting. >> jimmy: it's always good to see you. >> oh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: always good to have you here. i mean, because you're doing stand-up. we're going to get into -- yeah. we're going to get into doing standup. no, we're going to get into the movie, but also you're doing stand-up as well. and you just did a -- well, you're going all over the country. >> with the "do-over" tour, yeah. all the guys are -- i do stand-up on my own, too. i was just at niagara falls. i did a casino up there. >> jimmy: was that fun? >> sort of. [ laughter ] it was fun. i had a -- the driver picked me up and you know, they always have a guy pick you up. this guy had, like the long ponytail, little thin on top but a ponytail. and he was a rocker, you know. so i get in and he goes, "hey, man, i'm a rocker, dude." i go, "right on, dude." and he goes, "i'm not --" and he had tennis shoes on. he goes,
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you know? i could tell. [ laughter ] but he goes -- >> jimmy: you don't want to hear that from the driver. >> "i'm in an '80s rock band. i'm in one of the top five '80s rock bands in the area, not including buffalo." i go, "oh." [ laughter ] not really a great accomplishment. i'm like, "oh, okay." so out of the 900 people that live here, you're up there. i go, "great, great." and then he goes -- it gets quiet for a second. then he goes -- ♪ johnny was a schoolboy when he heard his first beatles song ♪ i go, "what's happening," you know? then i look and the radio's not on. and he goes, "bad company." i go, "yeah, yeah, they were great." then he goes -- ♪ josie's on a vacation [ laughter ] i go, "are we auditioning?" then it just hit me, i'm supposed to discover him, you know, what i mean, because i'm from l.a. i go, "oh, no, i'm not on 'the voice' or i can't help you. i'm playing a casino, dude, i have no pull, obviously." >> jimmy: he's like, discover me, i'm the next voice. >> you're my driver. things are crashing down around me. i'm not going to be able to help you. so he thinks i'm going to get
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"gwen, listen to this. go, go, go." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> he's like -- ♪ just a small town not that one. >> jimmy: do the hits. do the hits. >> do the one you were doing. don't freeze up on me now. >> jimmy: i want to talk about the setup tour that you're doing with "the do-over" tour with sandler and those guys. more with david spade when we come back, you guys. >> in a minute. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i like it. wait, you shot that? your sister shot this? she calls it, "onions." it's beautiful. and it's just an onion. put this on our homepage now. people need to see this. the rules of cinema have changed. this is the work of a major artist. i heard she shot the whole thing on an iphone.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we're hanging out with our good friend david spade! [ cheers and applause ] he co-stars with adam sandler in their big new movie "the do-over," premiering on netflix may 27th. gosh, that movie made me laugh. and you're going on a comedy tour for the movie. >> yes, which is a blast. >> jimmy: the "do-over" tour? >> yeah, it's nick swardson, schneider, norm macdonald, sandler, me. we all go out -- >> jimmy: how about coming about? >> you know, when i was doing "the do-over" last summer in puerto rico and savannah, it's sort of an action comedy. there's a lot of stunts, a lot of fun stuff in it, but -- >> jimmy: there is, there are more explosions -- >> yeah, you saw it. i love that you saw it. >> jimmy: --than any david spade movie i've ever seen. >> than anything i've ever been involved with, which w g
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night live," he hasn't had time. so i go, "why don't you come when i do gigs and you can practice and just do a guest spot." and then he'd come and do ten minutes. and then he did like 30. he was writing so fast, which is great. then he did like 40. i'm like, all right, like, easy, guy. because i have to follow it and he kills. so then he goes, "let's go out and do it and we'll promote the movie." and then grab schneider and swardson does it all, so we're all buddies. >> jimmy: but then norm macdonald goes on it too as well? >> yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i mean that's -- how fun is that? >> i mean, we have guest spots. people come in and pop in and do a set. we're doing brooklyn. we're doing boston. we're doing d.c. we do all over the place. >> jimmy: i can't wait. this going to be awesome. >> yeah, it's going to be great. so -- >> jimmy: and you guys know each other. >> all these guys, we know each other's acts so well because we watch each other, and then we challenge someone, do a joke from that guy's act, or we'll go, do a new joke tonight. >> jimmy: you could do a joke from -- like, if i say norm macdonald, you can do a joke from his act? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what is a joke from norm macdonald's act? >> here's one. i li
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this homeless guy on the street and he was -- he had a dog. ever see them when they have dogs with them?" then he goes, "the dog's thinking, 'this is the longest [ bleep ] walk i've ever been on.' let's wrap it up." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's wrap it up. that's great. >> let's wrap it up. >> jimmy: how about a sandler bit? >> sandler, i remember when i first did a gig with him during "snl." i remember first watching him, and the first joke i saw him do was he goes, "i was trying to talk to this pretty girl and i didn't have any confidence and my buddy said, 'the worst thing she can say is no.' and so i said, 'do you want to go out?' and she goes, 'get away from me you douchebag.' and i go, 'you kind of broke the rules there, honey.'" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not the worst thing you can say at all, absolutely. "the do-over," great premise for this, and gosh, there's fun people. basically the idea is you're at you're reunion.
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>> yeah, i'm at a ten-year reunion. i'm sort of a straight-laced banker guy, which is a little different for me to play, not like such a jokes-ahoy guy. and then sandler's like the cool guy from my past that i sort of remember. and he did everything with his life that he said and i didn't. and i'm sort of moping around and he goes, "we should try to do it over." and then he kidnaps me. so it's really -- [ laughter ] it has some weird stuff to it. >> jimmy: and you're a great actor. >> thank you buddy. >> jimmy: your acting skills are great as well, but the comedy, because it's just nonstop jokes. but it's basically you fake your own death. >> yeah, yeah, we fake our own deaths and we come back as two different guys and then that's a problem, so -- [ laughter ] but i also work in a bank inside of a supermarket. that's my nerdy job. you ever see the bank in there? >> jimmy: yeah. >> and so everyone gives me trouble about it the whole movie. >> jimmy: yeah, because they go, "yeah, you work over at the pack-n-shop" or whatever. and you go, "no, i work in the bank." >> no, i work in the bank. so i have to re-explain that the whole movie.
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but it's got paula patton and kathryn hahn. so many great people in it. >> jimmy: oh, paula patton i mean, come on. it's just so -- the whole thing's great. i want to show everyone a clip. >> oh yeah, let's look at the clip. >> jimmy: here's david spade in "the do-over." take a look at this. >> two more kung pao chickens, are you sure? >> excuse me. >> okay, i got to go, bye. >> are you the manager? >> why yes, i am. how can i help you? >> can you tell me where i can find the kitty litter aisle? >> actually, i'm the bank manager. >> oh. >> pomco savings is a bank. we have nothing to do with save and pay. >> kitty litter? >> it's aisle two. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you like that character, he's good. the twin boys are funny. they make me laugh. >> i have two twin stepsons that hate me, yeah. >> jimmy: they dress in karate uniforms. >> and they beat the [ bleep ] out of me. >> jimmy: you guys, david spade. "the do-over" hits netflix friday, may 27th. we'll be right back with mrs. laura bush and jenna bush hager. stick around.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: our next guests are best-selling authors who just released their second children's book, "our great big backyard," to celebrate the 100th anniversary of the national park service. please give a warm welcome to former first lady mrs. laura bush and her daughter, "today" show correspondent jenna bush hager. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi. you guys are so cute together. this is awesome. happy belated mother's day to both of you. >> thank you. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: thank you so much for being here. how's the rest of the family? >> tre
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>> jimmy: your husband doing well? >> he's doing really well. he's doing a lot of painting. >> jimmy: he is? [ laughter ] i am obsessed with his panting. i think their fantastic. >> you've only seen the very early ones. >> the naked portrait. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's what -- a a couple poses. >> he's a portrait painter. >> he's progressed. >> jimmy: he has progressed. >> he now paints putin. >> jimmy: no! >> he did, what do you mean no? >> jimmy: he did? [ laughter ] >> i mean, that was a long time ago. that's already been a show. he painted world leaders that he served with. >> jimmy: how did it start? >> he got the app on his iphone. "penultimate." he drew these very funny stick figure characters. >> actually a period where he only communicated through his art. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: of course, he's an artist. >> he would only email them to us. >> he would send barbara and me a text, like going on an airplane, and he would do a a stick figure of an airplane. [ laughter ] >> he did a rectangle with his head and barney painted on the bottom "good night." >> jimmy: aw. >> for whatever reason, my
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supportive wife, saw one of these and said, "george, that's very interesting lines." and then it took off. >> jimmy: that inspired him to actually just go on and start painting? >> that's all he needed. >> jimmy: it's phenomenal. maybe the next book, he has to do at least one in there. >> he doesn't really do drawings like this. >> jimmy: no, these are amazing, these are fantastic. did you -- you didn't start -- did you start -- are you into the ipad and stuff too, the whole family? >> with the kids? it's a problem, right. you have kids my kid's age. >> jimmy: they're so good at that. >> it's scary. and she's so manipulative, my three-year-old, in a good way, if you can be manipulative in a a good way. >>jimmy: yeah, you can. >> she steals my mom's iphone every time she comes home. every times she comes over she steals it and i'm like where's mila? and she's like, oh she's sitting on the potty with my iphone. >> jimmy: exactly, yeah. do you use the apps and all that stuff?
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>> jimmy: emojis and all that? >> yeah. well, she started off writing -- what barbara and i call mom texts. she would write, "dear jenna, grocery store." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: dear jenna, yeah. >> "dear jenna, grocery store, love, mom." like, mom, it says -- like, we know it's from you. [ laughter ] we got it. >> jimmy: i like in the book, it starts off with this little girl and she's planning her summer vacation with her friends and she's like what do you want to do? oh, i'm going to start a a youtube channel. they're all on their ipads and phones. i can't wait to play the spaceship game. and then what happens is, their parents surprise them by going on a trip around the country. >> right, the great american road trip. >> jimmy: of course all the parks. she's like, oh, my gosh. i don't want to go camping! ew, i hate camping! i want to stay at home and text my friends! [ cheers and applause ] which is what everyone does. but then as the book goes on you get to see how cool and how
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you go, oh, yeah, the stars at night, you know. >> well, she really said, you know, there's nothing to see here but it's not because there wasn't anything to see. this was an everglade. there are tons of things to see. it's because she was looking down. that's what scares me about our kid's generation. is that mila, when we're driving somewhere, even in new york city, there's so much to see. she just wants to look at my iphone and watch, "peppa pig." >> jimmy: we love, "peppa pig." >> "peppa pig," is great. >> jimmy: but outdoors, you can't beat outdoors or looking at the actual moon. that's what "good night moon" is about, the moon. >> which by the way, mila did not know existed. she didn't know a moon existed until we went to texas. she looks up and goes moon. >> jimmy: yea it's the best thing - that's the best thing ever. you do a lot of traveling with these kids? bus them around everywhere? >> do you? >> she's asking you. >> barbara and jenna, sure, we took them everywhere we went, back in the days that we traveled like that. >> jimmy: i have a picture of you. just your friends. >> oh, yeah, these are my camping friends. these are the women i grew up
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with in midland, my best friends. we've hiked in a national park every summer for 30 years. >> jimmy: is that cool? >> and they took us, this is their, you know, yearly trip. the one summer they took us, the girls. >> the girls, the children. >> jimmy: the daughters. >> the daughters along. and they never did it again. [ laughter ] there was too much mama drama. >> jimmy: that's enough. >> fights with some of the moms and daughters. this isn't going to work. >> jimmy: i love-- i mean look at that, just the grand canyon. i've never been to the grand canyon. i would love to go. >> it's so great. >> if we did this rafting trip, which is really fun, we stayed in a tent for ten days, so it shows how much -- you know, they dug a hole. there was no toilet. >> jimmy: i really did want to go there but, see -- [ laughter ] i don't know -- how do you get there? like, where do you -- seriously, where do you park or whatever? i don't know what to do. >> well, you can drive up like most tourists do and look over the south rim. or you
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out the ten miles to the south rim. >> jimmy: oh, that's right, they do have that new bridge, see-through glass. >> exactly. >> and that's in the book, the see-through glass. >> jimmy: there's so many good things in the book. there's some easter eggs in the books too. >> there's one you have to see because we know you have a a secret crush on somebody in our family. >> jimmy: grandma. >> grandma. >> jimmy: i love her so much. she always makes me laugh and she -- makes me laugh, makes me cry too. she's a toughy. >> i was going to say try being her daughter-in-law. >> jimmy: she's a toughy. she tells you what's up. >> this, right here the spaceship, we named the enforcer. >> jimmy: that's her nickname. >> that's her nickname. >> jimmy: actually, yeah, she's the enforcer. oh, good i love that -- >> she says, no matter what, we have to listen to. >> jimmy: please give her my love. >> we will. >> jimmy: i think she's the coolest -- >> maybe you'll come with us next time. >> jimmy: oh, please, i'd love it, please. and guys, pick up this book. it's fantastic. and i should say, proceeds from this book go to national parks foundation.
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and hopefully you'll have over 1,000 trees planted from this book. go to to donate more or check this out, get on amazon, go to your local book store, go to your library, read this. kids are going to love this. mrs. laura bush and jenna bush hager, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] "great big backyard" is available right now. tegan and sara perform for us after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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performing "boyfriend," give it up for tegan and sara. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ tell you that i love you that i can't hold back ♪ ♪ the feeling that you give me i want to give it right back ♪ ♪ i know you always win at this particular game i need to know the rules if you want me to play ♪ ♪ ♪ you treat me like your boyfriend and trust me like a like a very best friend ♪ ♪ kiss me like your boyfriend ♪ ♪ you call me up like you would your best friend ♪ you turn me on like you would your boyfriend but i don't want to be your secret anymore ♪ ♪
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♪ i'm trying to be honest cause i can't relax oh when i get around you i can't hide the fact ♪ ♪ i let you take advantage cause it felt so good ♪ ♪ i blame myself for thinking we both ♪ understood ♪ ♪ you treat me like your boyfriend and trust me like a like a very best friend ♪ ♪ kiss me like your boyfriend ♪ ♪ you call me up like you would your best friend ♪ ♪ you turn me on like you would your boyfriend but i don't want to be your secret anymore ♪ ♪ i don't wanna don't wanna play the crying game do you feel the same do you feel the same ♪ ♪ don't wanna don't wanna spin the bottle again do you feel the same do you feel the same ♪ ♪ you tree
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and trust me like a like a very best friend ♪ ♪ kiss me like your boyfriend ♪ ♪ you call me up like you would your best friend ♪ ♪ you turn me on like you would your boyfriend ♪ ♪ but i don't want to be your secret anymore ♪ ♪ you treat me like your boyfriend and trust me like a like a very best friend ♪ ♪ kiss me like your boyfriend ♪ ♪ you call me up like you would your best friend ♪ you turn me on like you would your boyfriend ♪ ♪ but i don't want to be your secret anymore ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey pal. thank you so much. thank you, thank you. tegan and sara! you can catch them on tour this fall.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to david spade, mrs. laura bush and jenna bush hager. tegan and sara once again. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- kaley cuoco, comedian michael ian black, author helen oyeyemi, featuring the 8g band with eric kretz. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. let's get to the news. a new poll shows that hillary clinton and donald trump would be tied in florida if the presidential election were held today. of course, trump comes into florida with a huge advantage on account of being the state fruit. [ laughter ]


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